RTGame Archive: KeyWe ft. Akialyne

[Music] [Music] [Music] do [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] hello everyone how you all doing hello can you hear us okay i have arrived in ireland you're all fricked oh no [Laughter] hey how's it going folks akia is here she's visiting from french land never fear for i am here we're gonna play games together today how are y'all doing can can you hear us okay we got like two people on the one mic so we want to make sure that we got this okay it's not my birthday it's tomorrow her birthday is tomorrow don't wish for a happy birthday tomorrow it's only today okay no no i'll kick your butt i'm literally next don't wish for happy birthday not tomorrow what today is her birthday and every other day of the year except september 3rd oh come on oh you're just starting the game oh no we'll give people a chance no it's okay i'll just give it a give it a mo no but it's my birthday tomorrow it's her birthday you're all cordially invited to not wish me a happy birthday oh jesus there's people actually here from new zealand 2 a.m new zealand gang oh jesus christ oh my god you've like camped out to watch the new zealand game that's a hot on the scene fair play uh can you guys can you guys hear us okay just one last time on soundcheck i'm apparently very loud so i think that means they can hear me at least i'm gonna lower the game a bit because it's all i think it's like got a funky beat going right is it all good it's not too it's not too loud like neither of us are too quiet let me know let me know if i need to tone down my voice because i know i can be very very loud we'll probably start screaming at each other as this game goes on uh audio is good i'm from new zealand trust me it's real no it's not you're not real it's a paid that's a paid actor in chat oh no peter jackson got him too okay special i shall pull down my voice i'll do my best oh no i didn't actually have a loud voice so that's why sorry no you're all good but i wanna i just thought we can get the little sequence before i think because i think there's something before we selected the file let me just go back into it real quick liar liar uh metopia when i'll be doing that again next week oh we're on off schedule just for this week ah finally manfred von kermit is going to conquer the world oh no her voice is zacchaeus this is me hi she streams as well she's visited oh josie's here as well how are you doing josie hi everyone's here new zealand boys boys and chat wait bots oh yeah they're not real of course how many people claim to be from the mythical land of new zealand here i want to see how you are a lion like it's just not really it's like a utopian society it just it doesn't exist sail off australia it's just the pacific ocean thanks there's nothing out there oh yeah this is kiwi and welcome to bungalow basin this is the hit new zealand export that's arrived on the scene uh do you want to go old man octopus the bird bird looks kind of menacing for the octopus oh that's true okay let's go for the bird birdo just i don't like this one it makes me uncomfortable okay the bird the bird bird bird birdies [Music] a word new zealand is like canada it doesn't exist i know canada is kinda real now canada actually does exist but new zealand isn't real yes there is a cut scene here is france real i'm pretty sure france is real okay cool look at you open the window and you just smell like something wafting in and it's like oh god what's that oh no uh we're in bungalow basin the post office service is clearly in shambles it's too small kiwi birds are left operated i like transforming bungalow basin jalopy oh we just hitched a lift oh here we are now hiring postal workers of all shapes and sizes so if we're around it means that we can we can come we get the way this is the labor that new zealand employs these small babies oh no there's the birds oh no they're cursed they're gonna kill us i'm convinced i was about to say that like they could probably just eat us like they're like the predators in this world kiwi society oh god look at the knock at the door that's adorable oh that's oh there's the old man how shall we call the old man well i mean this is just peter jackson he's the only he's the person who invented new zealand i love peter jackson he made it all up for the hit series at his lord of the rings let's go they do eat kiwis yeah so people have talked about this before a kiwi burger is a thing what do people eat these birds no i thought they're an endangered species like but i remember someone mentioned this i will protect them what no they don't wait no macca's sell kiwi burgers i don't think that's true i thought that was a myth i know i know the australian prime minister shot himself in a mcdonald's in that part of the world that's like public fame and knowledge okay yeah the prime minister of australia shot himself into mcdonald's people people like to circulate that that's more of an ah like an aussie bit of trivia rather than new zealand specifically uh the only thing i know about australia is just about the war of the emus yeah the evil war that they lost was actually freaking emus it's a weird it's a silly part of the world down there everybody is making fun of the french for losing their wars and surrenderings but have you seen the wire of the emus the birds wanted they couldn't defeat them so there's like a similar war i think i'm like well i think like not so much a full-on war because i don't think there's casualties but there's like a big like war that's been waged on tumbleweed in the states i think because it's like but there's a huge tumbleweed problem yeah because they're just all clumped together and it's like they're like knock into things all the time okay can that tumbleweeds just come into my skyward sword like let's play because i need a tumble we too to do yeah we should do the do yeah like um cgp grey made a video about it yeah there's a huge tumbleweed problem in the states but it's like silly wars that we have in our time okay i guess we shall go up yeah yes we shall go up forgiving you for hollow knight that's understandable i'm the bird on the left i'm like slightly lighter brown kiwi and you're like super dark darker kiwi okay how do i jump we need to hit the bell we got it we gotta like we gotta just like slap it we're being trained like cats uh we gotta say our names uh deborah what wait jeff and debra i guess just okay okay i guess i'll i'll be jeff i'll be deborah i have i have a devil on my butt uh can we pop them down here wait i guess obviously the youtube can coordinate act as one teleposter unit let me see oh no we're this man is just real lazy at his job like if he's hiring some kiwi birds to do it okay so we need a photo for your file the shutter and the flash need to go off at the same moment and you both need to stand in front of the camera when it does okay hold on we can dash is it a solo night oh so we need to be here oh no do you know what this this reminds me of the mario party game where like you have to stand in front of a camera oh look here's the photo of us i don't i don't know if i'm looking at the camera i think i don't think you are well no you're looking at the camera i'm not no you're you're the one in the front i think i'm the one in like the back that's just looking off into the distance like it i'm the best all right let's uh there's our id ah you're hired do we get paid what are the labor laws like here what's the minimum wage for a kiwi bird you get paid in food is that not enough you get paid an actual kiwi fruit i imagine my birthday is tomorrow don't get bamboozled please happy birthday don't get introduction to the telegraph desk basics get ready to use your butts not ironic like instruction for this game like you want to work in the kiwi post office you got to use your ass i i hope it's very chunky oh no no don't say that you can't feed the chat like that you don't know what you're doing don't like it's i'm dropping the memes you deal with them you can't give them this material i gotta live with these people i know this is revenge you can't just say thick all right oh you just said it no you can't though like i'm i'm quoting you you're not allowed to say it thank you you can't you can't do that like this is gonna have consequences exactly they're gonna they're gonna just be like like hungry for ass this entire stream now and i don't i'm not comfortable with that i'm sorry well buckham is like uh our boss's name we should probably do this tutorial yeah the first time at the telegraph desk you'll be typing outgoing messages and wiring under the resonance of bungalow basin capital city of new zealand i'm sure this here is juliette our telegraph machine fully customizable mostly reliable she was installed way before my time she can be a bit unpredictable it's part of her charm how old do we think buckham messages come in one word at a time better get typing and don't forget to use capitalization oh so we to use shift so we need to do need so you need the okay so oh so i need to stand on it and then press it yeah and then you press double e and then and then we need a d can we even fall from uh oh so oh frick we can fall and die oh no so we need to lead it there because we we need to get the capitalization right right uh so hop on the end okay so let's go and oh there we go oh it doesn't show up on the teleprompter if it's capitalized i actually delete it if we eat it right fun there we go i think that's it can we send it okay no it's wrong okay it doesn't like this oh no hold on how do we uncapitalize things oh no it's trying to teach us how to write oh no okay if you if you hop on the end again okay let's go for the one but there we go there we go okay so i i gotta i gotta slam the shift key a few times to get that to work okay i don't need okay oh delete because i think i think i uh that's not quite right there we go okay cool we need more so wait wait you got an m over there okay so let's go let's jump jump yeah so i'm pressing x instead of y always always up the top there's an op on the right there okay see okay you get that there uh or is there's an rt in the middle here oh that's perfect i'll take that ah i think that's adorable well i think it's because of how the keyboard is split up it's a qwerty keyboard but they've like stuck it over here bagels need more bagels more bagels oh wait where's b the b i already typed it so a n and g is over there i'll get this over there [Music] we need more bagels this is a vital post message oh my god it is we gotta so we have to do it at the same time apparently for sending it yeah yeah for sending it when there's two of them why two two of them i'm just wondering why what the what the need for like and i'm still a letter like why do you need to send a telegram specifically for vegas letters oh uh yeah oh no delete it uh hang on a capital letter there we go uh uncapitalized i not capitalized anymore okay uh you got you got to do a fair bit of this one there we go i actually have to work what puppet okay there we go show so you need to go get a h uh h is over there hi nary oh everyone uh you need an o okay it's over there my butt is on let me get this there's the uh puppet show postpone oh no oh out what are they gonna do now oh uh s uh okay i'll regret the t okay uh i'll grab the p uh you need to get the oh you you just do everything here honestly like i'll just take a night i'll just take a backseat invited me just like do everything you you do this for me now okay not the puppet show there's a tragedy in at new zealand there we go prime minister is going to have to release a statement bonnets capital b ethanol there we go uh you can uncapitalize i think it uncapitalizes itself yes oh really okay so you get them i'll get the e you get the t oh where's the teeth over there yep and the butt there we go there we go i have blooded bonnets are back so you need to be back okay so let's go you get a k c a yes that's it uk is over there oh it's over there right thank you for showing me the bonnets back they're back in in they're back now is the chance to get one they're in oh my god they're back in style and dial oh hang on oh where where the is the s oh no he is over there yeah you get that against the y uh get the l and i'll get the e there you go hey first try okay there's a sandstorm oh no oh no hang on i need to if you delete that yes i can there we go let me get this okay oh i'm gonna need you here because i need to stay on this okay so yeah so you need to get that ass okay and let's go for the a does new zealand suffer from sandstorms is that a thing i got i got the s well the t you get the oh there we go the sandstorm uh you need the i up there and then i'll get the end yes absolutely absolutely there we go and it's salty oh no i gotta stand here you need to get that out all right i can't reach it help me help i'm too teeny uh in salty look at the tea uh and the one there we go and salty flats oh no oh they're in salty flats what are they gonna do oh no this is a disaster and thousands are dead there we go send that message i'm just wondering what do speed runs of this look like because that would actually be amazing speed runs would be a nightmare in this game oh i can't believe selfie flats is dead oh no last instead of territory oh no in three minutes oh hi it's aussie flats has been annihilated we're apprentices oh do we get paid in stamps that's not a good currency that's not that's not legal oh wow i can't buy food but i gotta feed my kids like jeff jr he's gonna he can't eat those what about the what about your baby daniel the baby i don't care about him it's the baby kiwis now no we gotta unscramble messages in the transcription room and get to know the cassowary team okay they're food stamps daniel oh they actually might be if they are food stamps that's actually better but what about a house how can you purchase a house like this i can't yeah i can't pay rent my landlord's gonna be on my case i mean i guess everything can be home if you decided to be it's a cardboard box on the street yeah oh hey a dumpster you're not homeless you got that cardboard box there you're living it up yeah there was like an ikea desk in that at one point there's tons of questions over there tons of questions oh they're garbage bags but these are cushions you're not homeless you just got an open floor plan oh no okay i shall wake up wait so wait what do we need the message reel in the stereo pop that in and we need to play it my mom okay well that's that's a good great start happy birthday mom hey happy birthday i see half share the same birthday we need to put the message together so there's half we need i think mom is the last bit we need so happy we need birch there's day over there so you get the day there and bring that over too can i get there you go you got to get mom off your butt i can't you gotta you gotta lose her there oh there you go mom's about mom sat down and now if you just push this okay and thick power oh we got we gotta push it we gotta do it at the same time okay are you ready okay three two one push okay it's pushed the telegram is ready bring her the envelope come on there's another bird over here hang on birdo oh burrito oh a good friend okay here you go nice nice bird it's a good friend jump in her back and get those buckles cinched make sure that you keep treats in her bowl or you won't be able to buckle oh my god are we gonna we got we gotta feed her we gotta feed all right i don't know how many treats she needs well i'm giving her a third one because uh september third you know there we go all the three so you gotta you gotta tighten them oh so you you keep giving her treats and i tighten it okay okay there you go eat it eat it i've been needed okay you parachute back in apparently okay that was the tutorial so incoming message so we gotta we gotta work together hey you get on the switch i'll pop this in uh over there yep you hit that switch let's go stay off my lawn what did you do okay uh important message to deliver off uh i got my i got off day off fine and here's lan okay again okay slap it down two slap it down oh okay well okay yeah okay one two three there we go okay uh i'll deliver this i'll get the buckles you get the food okay food food delivery here we go i have the food we're all ready i gotta hop off before i'm taken away you you pop it in yes actual teamwork that's great looking for a chess partner oh no someone call it anna that's incredibly sweet where's look look look oh you have okay i got in four okay i have four four four oh uh uh okay find uh chess i have chess on my bike oh okay you got chests there you're not supposed to put chess there uh wait so it's just it was just looking for chess partner wasn't it there was no app looking for oh there's no ah okay that's partner uh there's a tanner up there this stream is probably like top 10 of things not to take out of context you gotta use your ass one two this is how they deliver the mail okay i used to work ups so i can attest to this all right this is how we did it oh bollocks okay one two daniel okay all right okay count that okay wait will you stop will you stop yelling at me i can yell count down just count down okay one two three there we go we got it mark mark the new zealand postal system it's working as intended oh no it seems quite difficult in new zealand to get the mail anywhere not gonna lie i kind of want those uh those fruits and veggies and they would look nice you would look very you get the switch i get a switch pizza oven for rent i've seen oven uh i see i see pizz see peers i see oven here we need his uh pizza is over there okay uh four yeah you got that okay and then we need a rent a pizza for rent whoo pizza oven for rent okay one okay okay okay one two three there we go be good okay i shall feed okay gotta yeah he he doesn't let me tie this up otherwise like he's probably going to eat me he could probably swallow me home oh he's taking me away goodbye stolen why do your letters look like ransom notes they kind of do hey we're improving tell us oh god wait because you know how like um you know you know having like crime dramas like the serial killer will chop up newspaper articles like assemble sentences you think that's what we're doing right now but like it's through kiwi birds because it kind of has the same implication here as a serial killer is is the lesson that kiwis are cereal kiwis are going to kill us apparently oh no is it the kiwis or is it jeff or is it just jeff and deborah they've got it out for the world oh no they're probably innocent kiwis they've been roped in into some shady stuff yeah it's like pizza oven for rent like that's probably a code word for like the bodies behind the italian place the body scope no [Laughter] why do you think they're an endangered species yeah because the like the the hired army the law is after them the kiwi mob we're watching the great defender uh no uh pretender sorry not defender and it just kind of reminds me of that like innocent people have been roped in and get into real trouble it's code for a crematory of the pizza ovens where they dispose of the body oh no why why oh no the chess partner is like we need backup in this case oh no the sand storm means there's a crime in progress it's like that's what like like what was it like salty what was it salty what was the name of the place that's that's where the next target is oh no why is your brain so big and yet so salty flats oh no get out of salty flats shit's going down there the kiwi mobs after you the new zealand post is watching you oh no don't mess with new zealand's finest jeff endeavor they like there's there's murder behind those eyes the shipping floor this is where we dispose of the bodies there's this murder behind such huge oh it's all going behind some thick birds there are secrets oh you gotta stop mentioning their asses julie i didn't mention the ass you gotta stop something fake is something well i don't know there's a context with saying thick in today's society like i can't just like do some bacon and say that cake is looking nice and thick anymore because in today's world that has a very different meaning this lovely raspberry sponge is looking very delicious that has a different meaning in today's world why must the world be so curved that's not what they taught me at university i was like absolute dump truck of the cake oh no oh we got we gotta help phillip little phillip little great hey little phil this hefty baby's brought me luck in two of those in tournaments i call her cleopatra you dirty now she's all yours remember lift your legs your heart love big susan oh that's what you're calling her all right how long has it straight oh half an hour so we need to check the the co the postal code it's six two six two four three three four three and get the three go so we need you need to put the ticket on the crate okay where's the crate the crate's over there okay hi so you pop that on there we go and then we need a sticker sticker oh sticker i'm making something all right so let me grab this sticker oh no it's like heavy oh no i'm just oh everything is cursed in this game move the crane okay uh so you need to move the crane onto the lid oh i need to control this heavy load coming through how how do you move the crane um i do do i need to manage the other ones yes you need to manage the other one then okay so you you you bring that one down there we go and then so that's there how do we pick up pick up lid so you press y oh okay attach lid oh you need it down a little there we go and then push select the conveyor track to send that crate to the north or south uh we need we need to hold it in place is it north or south uh it's south because it's at the bottom of the map okay yeah you know better than i do okay wait okay here you go here you go susan without your little booty that's good yeah the mail get the rest of these crates on to keep an eye on okay i missed what else that was never mind i guess we're we're gonna we're gonna try okay so gert finby from gumtree grove has already custom carved hourglass guaranteed accurate with 30 grains and what care who uses an hourglass anymore uh new zealand is like a rustic society okay so pop pop pop that uh sticker on it i i like hourglasses though they're they're really cool we need we need to oh the crate oh wait wait we we need a uh the postal code where where was it going again uh perishable is all that it says oh no okay what area was it we need the code oh no is there it was gumtree grove so so three five sixty two okay here we go three five sixty two okay so i'm gonna get an idea of how we can work out the different jobs and it's like i'll do i'll do the postal codes you get the label each time okay uh so now we need to we need to get on the crane okay let's go [Music] go so you need to bring it down go send it off country grove is to the north and i can't no no we we missed something apparently uh it's the wrong sticker oh it's not perishable no perishable what what what sticker do we need uh so yes you you take care you take power that would probably be fragile because uh because it's perishable perishable fragile hand always care okay let me get this okay i took the first sticker i had look okay uh another incoming package okay uh locations like bessie okay uh in a storm dream of something you know what to do what was inside daniel lake bessie uh two two four so i'll get on this uh yeah it's urgent do you get urgent done let me grab come on come on we gotta get the post out on time sorry i'm trying times away i've done my here i i am doing my do i'm doing there we go there we go so you get the other one i i'll get the other one let's go go there we go and then lake bessie goes to the norse yes there we go okay more post okay uh what's this going to be it's a pineapple the salty flats we've been attending them all year and the pineapples are finally in season this one's quite ripe we recommend eating within three days to avoid spoiling so this one's perishable perishable then yes okay so you get on that can i pick up with my butt i can't pick up on my butt that's me just get typing wait oh there's this i thought there was an eight it's just a three okay no it's just okay cool it's a very specific typewriter so get on the crane go to the label we're getting this uh we do need to wait for the pineapple still oh no pineapple come on so let's just sit tight you can do the duke these birds have impressive kegel grips so i there we go okay let's go uh it was the salty flats that's to the soap and body attack there we go yeah i have amiibo in the office i won't die he's watching us [Music] just signed up you did a great job a great job [Applause] oh that's so handy it's the only reason i really use like my stream neck for like that that's an expensive bit of tech and i just use as a dedicated laugh track god damn it i should probably i could make my stream so much easier there's so many quality of life features i could introduce with it it's just the life tracking oh i'm gonna rearrange your street steam deck for tomorrow probably yeah you're gonna have like a lot of pictures very safe forward don't worry i think that guy is my dad with the jokes he's telling is your dad involved with the new zealand crime syndicate what that we've been covered oh wait i went into the wrong level hang on how dare you how dare you do that sorry about my voice oh you're good don't worry i need to go back let me just uh give tutorial ready set go uh excess let's go thank you to everyone that's giving bits and subs as well oh fitz thanks for a thousand there olive and thank you for the five gift subs earlier i hope everyone's enjoying the stream and we're doing off schedule just this week uh because we just got a lot going on yeah and thank you for having me as well for accepting me into this dream like i don't tolerate your hair the drop off depot okay next level new overtime shifts an overtime shift i see you found the overtime score there are plenty of odd jobs that you do in here which you might which you might say fall outside your usual postal duties okay so this is the crime syndicate this is the mob the rest is the cover story for the mob we're we're going really downhill aren't we so if you need more stamps uh you can do something here we can try conveyor belt chaos it has bonus pay bonus pay sticker means that overtime ship reward even more stamps than usual keep an eye out for those one karma's crime ring return oh no it was i that operated the kiwi crime syndicate like von karma is confused about this one he doesn't know what's going on you have no idea how happy i am to see a von karma emote i've loved these games ever since i was young so i'm so happy yeah we do have one camera on the channel now i'm so happy okay let's try conveyor belt chaos high speed postal inspection okay let's try this this is the challenge run so we we just gotta put stamps on we gotta put labels on things fast okay i'll try to do to do okay we'll do my uh so i don't think we have to do any numbers yet so add add the urgent remove fragile add heavy to blue okay so yeah so remove fragile from the pack the box ones okay if it's uh cardboard box it's urgent if it's a blue box it's heavy okay so that's why the color code all right okay i think we can skip the tutorial i think we get it okay so okay i hope so so we got a so that one that that one's urgent so that one's urgent so you get that booty time oh no uh i gotta remove fragile even more oh no oh no how do i oh no this is the wrong so you need so we need we need a lot more urgency here on the bottom i'm sorry here you go get a heavy you go get a heavy oh no i have i have my butt okay i i got a heavy here uh pop papa urgents on the ones up top there as they come in oh no okay heavy uh there's a few dispensaries for like the urgent ones it seems so that's good okay okay i can do my do okay i got the bottom conveyor belt under control this is like this feels like lanes and league of legends right now it's like i'm coming to help mountain like a push we need more defense there i am my brain has to get used to the controls no i got this one my god you're so much faster now this is not my first rodeo you know i've worked the postal service you did you know i would sit on the parcels that's how we we operate you know take like first class care this is this is a joke for legal purposes please don't sue me ups dubious bliss oh no i missed one how dare you oh i'm being overwhelmed there's too many i know right oh no okay everyone go back no maybe heavy wait we can't actually forget that we can dash wait how do we dash i don't know it's it's uh julie you need to put the labels on here whenever you're done i'm learning here we go oh i'm sorry i i have the dash down how do you dash this one zed or oh right trigger okay right trigger yeah oh we actually got it though oh hey a lot of mail is not arriving to you on time can you imagine if like your local post office is like well about half the mail cut out on time today so you know that's good enough like don't be a investigation if that much post went missing don't get in your mail in time that's okay like jesus like that's actually not good at all that is my local post office oh no oh no okay uh lunch break i guess uh we'll try lunch break oh my god oh we just gotta keep feeding them oh no oh feed him these cassowaries are gonna eat us like if they if we don't they don't get fed in time they just eat one of us like pepper didn't make it home [Music] are you today uh do they need certain kinds of food let's review the story for this okay bring them the food they want okay so that's what a cassowary is yeah so for for the longest time i thought that casawaris are kind of like cassoulet or like casseroles of vegetables i just want to say because like because this is the most this is like such an innocent pure game to the extent i don't think they've talked through a lot of the instructions because first of all we have thirsty butt slam the pump and then go quick before the pump stops like there's a lot of the connotations here uh but this game is so pure i don't think they attended any of it and you're telling me i don't have the right to say thick it's just justice it's such a sweet innocent game i'm sweet and new too you keep talking about their asses julie it's not my fault if they're oh yeah you slam that pump they're thirsty you've got to feed them oh no chirp loudly out of cassowary to calm them down all kiwis need the chirp loudly to break up a fight oh they so if they start fighting we need to we need to be on that okay okay how do you okay so again uh left trigger the chirp that's the right trigger so this one wants an apple okay okay that one just wants water water okay uh i shall actually the water okay uh there's there's one of the yes is that like an onion that you're feeding them it looks like uh yeah a currant or an onion how do i oh so you need to turn on the taps so i i need to keep pumping if you just get that valve on the right uh no that's okay oh that bottom on the right okay oh no i'm sorry okay it needs to be broken up okay they need more onions uh go get the onions i'll go get the apples okay onion gang okay i'm coming don't forget you can dash oh no i'm sorry he doesn't like that food i'm sorry uh okay you can't dash don't forget about that yep uh we need we need more water you want to just turn the valves oh there we go on the left uh there you go there here's a little apple there's there's an onion i got an onion uh turn on the valve for the water oh i'm pumping it okay i'm slamming it there we go we're good i'm using excessive force got an onion come on apple getting impatient for the apple no stop that show stop that hey orange no okay oh no they're fighting we need to be over here this is scuffle we're boxing castle worries we need to keep tapping come on stop that now stop that oh now they're angry over here i'm sorry stop fighting stop fighting guys okay there's uh do you wanna write i'll get water water water water okay this one needs an apple apple uh i need more apple it has an apple so that that was perfect okay cool no stop fighting stop being bombs stop being butt-faced why why are they even fighting about like we're feeding them oh did we get enough ah not quite we had lots of chef satchel i don't know how we use like are we getting items i don't know if it's anything like uh like um do you know the game of super bunny man i don't know super bunny man no uh if it's anything like super bunny man uh it uh it probably like you will unlock levels depending on the amount of uh oh wardrobe here oh my god helmet of the amber knight okay okay we're playing the switch version of this okay lavender oh so we get amber night lavender night and shields oh my god tell us oh my gosh so cute okay oh we gotta dress up our birds uh bob thank you for a thousand bits sparky thank you for the five gift subs oh we got hats this body armor i can do bubbles i kind of like just the postmaster hat i think that's cute oh i can do bubbles i wanted the skins you can be like a rainbow verb oh no i can't equip it you gotta buy stamp slices well you you buy them with stamps you can purchase some things okay okay what if i went with this oh look at the macar i kind of want that one it's so cute what the oh god just bones day of the dead the pineapple though pineapple huh it's a clownfish chef oh no oh no we have the prismatic one unlocked so we can go like rainbow bird oh god rainbow bird and then back where just a snowman well you know what motherfluffer that cap though i think i'm good without the backpack at the moment i'm happy to just be rainbow bird hairstyles oh you can just you can just be chunky chalk you can most fluffy indeed like a regular kiwi but more okay a shield though ridgeback you can have a mohawk you gotta protect that thicker bird so i think i will get a shield it can be like scruffy oh i want to get chunk junk i don't have enough stamps i have 34 stamps i'm saving up for chunk we need more stamps okay i'm happy with rainbow bird i think i'm happy there we go okay look at how cute we are i think if you press b oh it's a y to radio okay [Music] zoe told me that kiwis like to live in burrows and i figured this shady spot under the wardrobe might be to your liking hopefully it's cozy and quiet enough down here for you oh bless has a long history and plenty of weird things have fallen into its nooks and crannies over the years you're just finding out a place during the course of your job it could be worth checking out never know what you might find okay so there's collectibles actually in the levels uh we can find interesting they're like salty scale yeah it's the secret spice shaker oh so you can buy hints to actually unlock them too okay okay we'll keep an eye out for stuff yeah that's cool oh jesus uh cashmere dragon thank you for the 25 gift subs that is a lot of money jesus christ i forgot it is september is it september stuff now actually yeah i forgot about that because it is september so uh so i assumed that is this is this where i shamelessly start promotion like you know it's cheaper to subscribe to me on twitch for this month only uh it's september it is september yeah september is a month that exists guys like it's good you're gonna see like christmas decorations in two months this year has like just gone so fast like leave i'll leave some place for for a freaking halloween first oh no it's you're gonna see christmas stuff yeah you'll probably see christmas stuff in a week from now honestly it's not my birthday yet it's tomorrow happy birthday julie happy happy birthday we're doing a karaoke stream for that please stop like what what are they so like for september is it actually just as cheap is that what they're doing i think it is yes i'm very out of the loop like well just thank you the people who are subbing uh french thank you for five gifts up it's very kind to you guys it's 20 cheaper subs okay well you know you when you should subscribe then no honestly i i'm gonna say here if you're going to sub to anyone here sub the julie it's twitch.tv line go show us support it's her birthday tomorrow yeah but support him first i don't know i'll point him first please give him some love he deserves it i think we can all collectively agree that he deserves some love she's the one to provide like like encouraging the thick kiwi content right now okay but you're kind of happy about that okay let's uh let's keep playing oh man uh did we do drop off depot i don't know i don't think i don't think we haven't the hell someone just gave i girls eckerholt is a legend are they from your channel yes and she's great very kind here she's right is the man lead that is like single-handedly pushing my channel you know yeah you got okay you all right you guys gotta calm down now that's enough all right none of this now that's too many blues thank you for the 10 gift subs jesus ah that's too much all right let's go to drop off depot you guys are two guys there's an octopus in the office let's get back to entertaining people by throwing our butts as a generous thank you for all these subs we're gonna do some slamming with her asses tonight don't you worry quality entertainment we're happy to provide oh no oh no it's so cursed here i'm gonna i'm gonna open a window this is probably like the most inappropriate stream we've done and it's the innocent kiwi post office game like this is the sweetest game i've i've seen like all year long and it's like this like is not safe for work at all what were you expecting inviting me here oh amber thank you for the five gift subs oh jesus okay buckham wants to talk to us and the worst part is i i don't make them on purpose uh is welcome talking to us did the game glitch jackson okay uh-oh oh no oh no did i actually book the game why oh they're gonna have to patch that that's an issue okay you're okay i'm sorry about that this is the game it's just the game going like you guys cursed it so much you don't have the right to play we're tearing down this kiwi establishment this does not represent the best interests of new zealand oh no oh my okay we'll just we'll just reload it let's go yeah in case you just wonder around julie zander just some allergies hacked enough well it's so yeah it's all good not annoying yeah don't worry that we know in like these times if someone coughs it's like you just start slowly raising a gun at them like out of fear but like she's okay honestly yesterday at the airport i was just like you know that meme where like the guy is just trying to hold something in and it's just like a red in the face with all the veins that i'm that mean i was that meme at the airport trying not to cough because i was like i'm gonna i'm gonna trigger a panic in the airport if i do oh god i see it like coffin in public like it's like the worst things like people just stare at you it's like what have you done i'm sorry you have to go what have you brought on this cursed land it's for the good of the people oh no open up the case file yeah let's let's hop back in our head administrator zoe can't wait to work with you this is zoe the octopus okay we'll just see in case because the only thing i can think of that causes is we both had an input here i'm just going to press a okay uh we'll see if this works so start tutorial i guess we have to skip the tutorial then yeah that that's actually quite a glaring little bug okay i'm sure they'll patch that i'm sure they'll patch that how can we uh use that for speed running yeah that's actually quite a notable noticeable bug so you can't do the tutorial on that level yet no tutorial we'll see if that works oh no okay well i guess we're going in blind soft lock speed runs yay we need a tutorial anyway yeah i'm sure the devs are aware of that so don't let it distract you from the game uh or discourage you yeah you just you just gotta go higher than this one you don't get a tutorial oh i it could even just be a console specific version because i know this is on pretty much everything oh you might want to be careful with the fans i think the mike's going to have a bad time with that sorry mike yeah just just take it out and like just have that on have that on the micro mode hang on let's look here chat like in case it's too warm where you are let's just uh [Music] there you go cool off of it there thank you you're welcome i didn't have one of those things though that would actually cool you down because like like you know when it's like if you just listen to rain in the background you're more relaxed because you feel sheltered and it's like i think it's the same thing with like if you watch a picture or a video of a fire you will start to feel a bit warm and cozy i think it's one of those similar things like we just like kind of have these relaxing fan sounds like your brain will trick itself in the corner let's go okay okay so no tutorial no tutorial we just got to learn this one as we go i guess we're blazing through that asmrtic that's called asmr that's that is totally can we move it back a little please i'm getting a bit cold oh no isn't it actually hot for everybody or is it the cold uh that's settling in it's actually settling in a little bit yeah i mean it'll be warm in here just because we're streaming like this this room traps the heat a little bit because you know fully carpeted we got the window open now we'll be going it's getting again a lot colder in ireland now okay so it's pretty comfy okay so we're gonna just have to learn this ready let's go i have no idea what we're doing well uh i oh no i died so this needs to go to south okay so we gotta we gotta move this over can you move that parcel there we go uh this gotta go to south okay okay so i guess like some parcels oh so we just got to drop them in the mail bins okay uh this one goes to two where's two two is two is that thin yes all right okay so i think we can just pull them easier than we push yes i'm going to need help for this one okay hold on uh so each abod iverson oh so there's mailboxes see so that one's going to hurt so this one is like tips ghetto where's tip schedule i have no idea um that one can i ask zoey it's a shame we don't don't swim in the water okay don't die uh does this just go out there there's a nameless one here i have a there's a gum tree grove uh post box it has oh no it goes to the painted cliff this one goes to the cliff because it has a little icon over there where where does this one go uh just look maybe at the stamp i read the baby [Music] and it was very confusing what is this crane okay oh i can control this so we can see uh see what's on the thing okay uh but i i don't know what the stamps dana jackson i guess we have to do with the colors so i suppose that this one is gonna go over there okay yeah we can just try it like the blues do we think those are it's the like you gotta uh activate this it has to be the names somehow it has to be the names let's see the names daniel is there more names okay edgina jackson the jackson there's there's a bell here uh a chad evers i think zoe is supposed to help us with something oh my god okay never mind i know what to do okay okay i'm sorry there we go okay oh it's letter by letter it's letter by letter so now tip schedule needs a letter and that is more parcels north okay i'll send the letters uh just send the parcels for now uh okay i'll i'll try to here okay you get on the letter duty i'll uh i'll get on parcel duty go the north you got a parcel over there tips ghetto all right is going to be oh uh is it uh so it's like bessie is active at the mo there's some post here uh oh i don't i don't know what i did there you just gotta respond to those ones i think if a post box comes in you pick up the mail okay yes you pick up the mail and then you send it to the right one rob middleton so i guess that tip is this oh so there's people coming in outside asking for their mail so we're shipping it off to them that's what's going on then okay i get it now okay parcel yeah i'll i'll get one person oh you can just walk into these two that actually makes it a lot easier go okay we're actually making progress yeah we understand it now it's just a bit unfortunate we know the tutorial for that one oh uh uh belby needs their post yeah i think i think we got the hang of that one again now okay we didn't we didn't get a good score apprentice nice that's okay we got five stamps what does the octopus do it's your boss it just tells you what to do without saying doing anything she just looks disapprovingly at you she does a week two when we survived the first four day work weeks in new zealand that seems very healthy even for kiwis we get time off okay maraud and mail flies oh no oh god oh no those bugs in the office i love the taste of the sweet gum glue we use and they'll make their nests out of paper it's a recipe for mischief they'll test your concentration stay focused tell the posters it's another mob oh no a rival gang is here oh no okay so run through the mail flies to scatter them and it's also then we're doing the the ladder from before are we gonna squish them by by using our butts to squish oh no there's grabbers as well we gotta get break free we're gonna stomp with our booties you pop that in now we got it we gotta just deal with the flies when they come okay surprise party ruined oh no i got i got prize that's that's very grim for my uh from my stream tomorrow oh no i got parody we need sir do you see sir i don't see sir i wonder if one of the flies didn't oh it's up there i see it it's at the top oh it's up oh yeah all right i'll get out we we need to get these flies out of the office we really need the surprise so surprise hey and then we need party party's back up there and you get ruined uh where's ruined uh it should be about we need ruined the only thing that's ruined is this game by the way oh i'm being picked up ruined is there ruin is there oh ruining this you get that get off the post oh we gotta shut the window this can't be good can we shut the window i don't think so here quickly get on the toaster one two one two three there we go okay we gotta feed them still it's a dangerous situation this is actually getting very difficult that's really cool here we go incoming message i'm grabbing it before they do what is it thief at large and belby i have things okay uh i got at large is up there large is up there okay large and then i need in where's in it is there okay and then belby is all here velvee's over okay oh quickly they're coming in lb let's go one two three ah damn it okay on three three ah damn it okay three no the flight went away it was one of them no oh my god you gotta get bellaby back where's bobby no flight where is it okay uh uh it's there it's there okay let's go back toaster go back on the toaster we gotta get this telegram out one two three go teamwork our our messages to the front line are being intercepted now you must know about the thief and belby we have to hurry no i can't just keep peeing there we go okay get the message oh no okay okay i got get out of here oh my god gullible investors want it i got able we need gold gold is here hey hey it's gullible on the ceiling wait does it a little bit whoever has got that reference gullible investors their stores i have invest okay investors and then there's one you get one one and i'll get ted ted one time ted ted where are you i got him ted okay we gotta go one two one two three let's go got it they were debating stealing it was really close though get them going it was really close the mail is delivered i'll see you later come off are you ted it's been 10 years old oh that was stressful i can't i can't wait to like they just keep up in the stakes where it's like you're in that post office you're assembling the letter but the flies are here and the flies are now on fire that escalation like the the post office is a blaze oh no it looks like a final map really and the flies have guns covert dakotas the mail is going up in flames send them all before everything just burns to the ground no no from your duty this is the mob we have some residents like to send secret message now and then we think it's a secret society or something oh my god this is the mob oh no we've really been doing this for the mob no actual crime syndicate uh we're gonna need to see the tutorial here if it's any different yes type the decoded message all right blank out space will be one of these letters okay so we gotta kind of work it out what it could be check the swap list that e might really be an o okay so the message will come in code if there's a symbol it's one of these letters if it's one of these letters here you interchange them because if it's an e it means an o if it's an o it means an e okay wow so we need to we need to keep an eye on those okay so pl i need i need to get the shift okay so do i need a piece of this oh a p e uh where is it wait so you need you need to delete that one it's oh delete it again because it's not capital p okay sorry okay uh so hit that capital p and then l is over there and then yeah i think it's please i think it's please so we need an e the e is this one here and then i need an a which is this one here and i need an s oh uh you you go delete that's okay let's pull this balls okay so please and then send that see okay m um so not capital letters please uh i think it's going to be meech so you need to you go get you go get the t which is up there okay it's what kind of meat oh no please meat yes look at the tea please meet me uh where's the wait so m is over there again and all right please meet me i think it's going to be ash uh so t t is over there the x [Music] it's a symbol okay it's at ace eight yeah [Music] so you need to go get i write so you get that oh that's okay the i is over there g yeah and i'll go get the t please meet me at eight and please meet me at eight okay secret society okay liax we know what to do at eight okay so now so get the l ah the l is over there okay so y is now e no e is a a is a here's a and then s is now v and y uh y is an e again leave leave oh no uh die so i think it's it'll be the yeah so get the t get the h i am now thou art high okay so leave oh the fondly so uh b so you need a b it's over there so why leave the bundle oh no oh my god oh no uh so uh b b below i guess that would be below yeah that looks like below yep so to go go for the l uh i think you gotta get an o w is here oh and leave the bundle below below the so you get two oh no this is getting really creepy i don't i don't like this post postal user this is the actual mob now below the uh below the bridge it's bridge the bridge yeah so beat and then r i got i got our okay then get i you got the d uh yeah and then you get the g e leave the bundle below the bridge oh this is oh this is getting okay okay so capital w so now it's both so w so you got to get the w there okay so w uh so it's y so let's get the h uh it must be who actually it must be who so who always next to the p over there oh no oh this is getting really dark intercept it uh okay so c isn't related h h okay uh a is not one so we get a n is not on it so get n who changed so you get the you get the g what is the d though oh can you hit delete there yeah change the password oh okay this is a monster uh okay p yeah i think it is actually password okay so p it really is password oh no okay uh double step s is this one here w is yep and then o o yeah uh where's the o uh always next to pete speak yes who changed the password okay we've helped them out there we go the crime syndication leave it as i bundle the low dive bridge oh god tell a poster hey we did good oh yeah we're doing pretty good on this we're actually working well as a team you think the mob just forgot the wi-fi password i gotta check what it is hey guys uh i gotta kill someone real quick uh you're better just gonna cover my family was that was that old one karma or something no no i was trying to do like best godfather impression it's like old crime syndicate oh no week i come in here two weeks of work already i treat you with respect and this is how you repay me can't really do it yes you could you could actually do like the parody they did in zootopia this is zootopia like there's a parody of that bob boss and it's uh it's a little bit that's what it is yeah it's from the godfather you come to me on the day of my daughter my daughter's wedding i can't i have watched this movie a little too much yeah you've seen it like 20 times was it was it yeah it was when i was in ireland where like every time someone had seen it i was like hey do you want to go and see zotopia yeah sure really really likes the film i like this film okay uh postal pest problems so i think the flies are back we got to prepare the crates this time so they're going to play with this oh you we gotta clear away swarms so if if they get an item on the belt it'll stop okay incoming package okay uh from belby the burton croft's curio shop uh where is that in bungalow basin oh no location belt i thought you uh you get the you get the label you get the sticker label yeah this one uh oh no they're printing labels hang on oh no hold on hang on uh so four one six two yeah so you get the label that goes on the box this one no no so i got that one so you you get the label that goes over here which label uh should i put on the box oh yeah i didn't uh well you see yes you get the label that pops on top uh this one i think it's heavy yeah there we go okay let's get them gone [Music] okay uh what what what tag is it uh fragile fragile and it must have been fragile yeah these guys are just gonna be printing away at the keyboard like just let them have fun okay where's fragile uh urgent fragile is there yeah it's over there you get fragile yeah so you you do that top label and i'll do like the the code each time okay okay so norrish is good yes sent good okay incoming package let's see we'll check the package uh the salty flats be able to save our entire mango crap the rice and ready to eat so perishable okay so uh wait what what was it what what location was it i don't remember i'm so bad at checking the details okay hold on review tag thank you salty flats thank you salty flats oh no i got it's i need to get the perishable but i can't if you're over there hang on oh you can't no the camera doesn't follow me follows you oh okay sorry i didn't realize that i'm good uh we need a new lid as well oh oh motherfluffers hey hey get off the crane oh i fell properly oh no i'm coming back in okay let's go oh they're just working away we're going to have a lot of like rubbish labels here it's salty flashes to the soap there we go get off it uh gumtree grow you left one of you engraved dumbbells at the gym so heavy gum tree growth okay uh i'll get gum treat my butt i keep putting the stickers on the bit that says the label okay oh no oh no i'll i'll get them back you operate the cranium oh yes get off it it's uh ready for you yeah we just you might want to protect the package yeah i'll i'll just protect the post just stay here just stay here and watch guard why are there so many flies because we don't we don't have like a net in the window i can't catch them get get out of here i'm just clearing off the post office up here yeah we go okay wait wait wait wait i can i can go up on the shelf actually what direction is it what one what was it again uh i'm stuck behind the thing oh no okay hold on review tag okay country grove so gum tree grove there we go is of the oh hey gumtree grove is norrish okay i got it okay nope yeah i got it i got it there we go i think there's something over here just just walk over this way with me look over here i think it's gonna be a collectible here oh okay okay go ahead go ahead because i i can't reach it oh my god a fly is over there go and protect i think there might be something over there oh here i'll get the flight salty flats uh it's pretty delicate from all the uncooked pasta oh you can push this to get it in the box i'm gonna just do that very good okay yeah we'll need a new car uh a gum tree i'll get off this three five six oh you just get ready with the label and then um here okay yeah nothing down we go we're doing we're doing actual good work here we go and then gum trees to the north it's salty it's salty thing though it's a salty it's salty uh it was a salty thing wait was it saucy flats oh bollocks okay i gotta read you the label then how dare you i gotta just power it through be careful they might put a new label on the package you know i'm coming you there we go it's so it's so now it's good yeah we're good high five we did it oh yeah almighty i'm so stressed sorting the smell erity doesn't like salty flats look your parcel arrives in new zealand that's you guys can figure it out from there you know it's it's like if you send posts to ireland it's like like the way we always write out the address here it will be like you know uh the name street address a county and then in big massive all capital letters at the bottom ireland it's like don't worry about all this stuff just get it to ireland don't worry i don't know what to say no don't worry about the smell that's how you write addresses it's like ireland uh europe the world the solar system and you just keep going down and down the envelope [Music] okay how it works oh there's like a load uh great we got creep and kudzu infestation this is why we closed the windows at night during summer hopes though we haven't keep those vines away from the mail oh no well that is going to be interesting this seems very dangerous isn't it your post is infected that can't be good uh we'll skip the tutorial just in case we'll have to figure it out yeah i'll get on paris we'll do this yes i guess i'll get the yeah okay over there they'll be that only sounds like an irish place oh no oh no the vines they're grabbing it i think i need you to help me oh oh no and that happens yeah oh right it needs to be sent like this that's why uh i i need to get the one parasol this way how do i like get rid of this gridlock oh hang on okay i i get it here help me push this up yeah oh no i'm gonna oh you fall into your desk i'm dead i'm sorry okay the vines are stealing some of the mail as well they you got you got to help me i think like pull it uh there we go oh no there we go there you go you're better off just walking into that oh so then i can do that so one goes the other way here i'll i'll get these passes now i'll let you know if i need help okay which one is it okay i'm gonna did i did i read montford hello manfred oh no it's okay oh no he's here he's just it's just his cousin he's collecting post okay uh that goes there where i'm just gonna keep going here oh here it is stealing it i'm stealing my stuff let me get north and then i have to get two and then i can move north across the vines are really doing a number on the parcels here and they do oh my god stop nothing else apparently like some people are saying like someone's saying in chat jasmine vines have overtaken his mailbox so this is like true to life oh no really okay we got the bells get him okay next bit of post okay okay let's go i'll get working this out i just want to say it's a very fun game it's pretty cool it's that kind of overcooked vibe it's good fun it do it dude over cooking up that there it's very cute it's just a shame it involves a lot of ass your words not mine no it's the game's words right they keep referring to our butts i'm not okay with that okay ask your man i got i got these parcels [Music] okay uh what else do we need uh dunbor i really read dumbledore instead of dumbledore some boar needs it okay dunborough is over there okay you know there we go and then pop that there we go there we go okay okay uh one goes to the north oh right i'll i'll take the old letters sure oh yeah let me just get on the parcels here it takes a little while to do all these oh did you jump in i did it i just i just wanted to have a little bath and it just didn't let me because apparently you can't swim kiwis drown oh no don't don't catch them in the duck pond they're going to be in trouble kiwi named push that one down yep right to do it oh if it's heavy you have to drag it okay okay so you drag that one there we go go and then this one has to come across oh we're going we're going uh okay that's not his letter there dangling on the vine is it no that's not the leather okay luckily it's this one [Music] okay hit that there we go we got it all look at that they're actually making this kiwis can't bait apparently kiwis have no natural defense builder nests above ground can barely make die a lot gods love them they don't they don't seem to have adapted to survive [Music] terribly well i've lived in very peaceful lands very cute okay we made it to week three uh there's more overtime shifts if you want to try like another challenge one actually no no these are the same three ones luna spay oh god did we try lunch break uh we did a lunch break we did we didn't do a lunch break yeah more pay if we wanted uh let's go for the weekend devilish duster interesting let's go summer in the bungalow basin means sandstorms we got a real nasty one blowing in anything that's not bolted down is liable to get blown around including small flightless birds no okay right so we gotta just deliver the post again okay message uh you get the button what we got bad day for a while oh no okay so bad and then i have day over there and so four i got four oh well it's for a walk so you need a little uh walk i know where it is i got walk uh a is there a is where oh is it yeah they got it oh there's a tornado in the office oh no uh is this gonna intercept the mail oh no it eats us okay one two three oh we go let's go [Music] it starts happening they got they got goggles on this time oh baby i mean it's a sandstorm so i gotta keep saying why don't we invest in windows in this office pretty thirsty right now oh no i've got the teeth not again pretty thirsty that's nothing to butt slam cancel i got thirst and you you you guys t there's uh pretty thirsty i need c i don't see it oh no i i found it found oh i see it yeah okay you get that one yeah i get this i got right thirsty right and then we need now i got now we need now now your c is actually the name of [Music] one two three oh sorry one two one okay one two three okay good we're good okay you get the food ew how to feed i feed it we're all good i i gotta i gotta remember how that i can dash oh me too i keep forgetting that as well i got the button got grit in my gilts okay god is over there got great gills i got got and go get them yeah okay you get that and then i'll get grit we just need in in is on that belt there oh okay so you get in oh no it'll come back it's okay i'll come back come on booty the gills are flying chris in my skills there we go here we go it's a one two three we're getting a look at your brave postal boys deliver in the mail in these trying times we will deliver the mail on time there we go it doesn't matter the circumstance very good this time yeah we did really good there cashmere thank you for another 10 gift subs there thank you very much you guys are giving way too much give him some voice give him love he needs all of that so you can tell who's just joined the chat cause like wait they pick them up with their ass don't question the kiwi way no [Laughter] you're welcome oh no i i actually want to get like the the other skin now because i can become like a chunky verb why not i guess [Laughter] we actually have some more tickets now okay let's see so what was this i think it was just hair styles there we go okay i just i'm just chunky now my glasses because apparently i didn't have my one you get glasses as well as a hat yeah yeah wait where's glasses face where is it look at him oh yeah oh my god i look like nemo look at the glasses and how they like magnify my eyes they do oh my god you have strappism oh i don't quite have enough tickets oh no unlock this by playing the sword and room overtime shift okay the hairstyle is going to be very different i'm just going with chuck twice as big now oh no i'm ready let's go yo you got grip this is what the kids mean when they say it yo your kiwi's looking pretty fly no that doesn't sound right uh overtime shifts was the kiwis and harry this one we haven't done this one i don't think we have no we have not that seems very fancy uh we're broadcasting the live performance of the telepost anthem to all other stations ready to make some sweet music let's try it get some more stamps hopefully get the glasses the long standing postal tradition for one relay station to broadcast a teleposed anthem to all the sister stations okay we got it we gotta perform live we do we do i'm not i'm not good at music do you want me to help you out you probably i'd help me out is an understatement you're gonna play this one i'm gonna sit back and kind of just watch and maybe read chat like you overestimate my ears daniel well you you overestimate mine i feel like if i can if you think i can be of any help i can produce the sound i cannot hear him no oh no oh man okay let's go okay uh let's view the tutorial play the correct instrument just the symbol reaches the bottom oh god it's guitar hero yes this is a drum a trumpet okay we gotta use our butt right yep okay so i'm on the right in your this one okay never mind who said i was gonna carry this one i'm absolutely not gonna carry this one [Music] so i gotta i gotta keep used to [Music] no we're missing notes zoe's always judging okay so you got to do the right input it's a different input for each one too that's what i was looking for now it's going to be okay i can actually be on the rhythm [Music] okay this is looking pretty much what music is this what you were expecting when working uh at a post office oh guitar hero i'm really missing these i'm so bad and it's coming in so slow as well i got some of that timing off but sometimes i wonder why i [Music] all rise for the national anthem [Music] oh i don't think we did too well we didn't get the musicians back so you got to do it a few times to think and get points for the pack i think that's how it works we'll give it another performance yeah anyway here's wonder wall classic it never gets old you might wonder wow [Music] kiwis in harmony write us again god save new zealand they're gonna need saving if this is the anthem oh no having flashbacks to the flintstones and we mean the flintstones flintstones no i i can't even say like joke about it people will be like traumatized you're coming singing to my stream tomorrow i don't care can't wait i'll do a beautiful rendition of the flintstones i'm so excited [Music] thank you you you can i'll get the birthday song of my dreams flintstones will wish you a happy birthday from the town of bedrock i don't know if it's me who's just trash in the rhythm but like [Music] you gotta get it right when it's like perfectly lined up with the symbol okay [Music] i have to like concentrate so hard without saying wow can you hear that silence that's focus right there my brain cannot focus on anything else i have to hold my breath to play this very intense i'm not even blinking oh no you're gonna hurt those eyes gonna hurt i can't help it really so when you focus you can blink well not for something like that because it's like i don't want to look away okay don't chat and trump it look we actually did worse than the first one we did worse than the first oh did we no i think we got about the same really no i think i think we got 69 why does this remind me of mr bean's performance in the 2012 olympics oh no oddly i know what you mean okay what else should we do uh we can do a sinking feeling this this doesn't look good boy sandstorm did a number on the shipping floor and we've got one sandy basement on our hands you two watch your step down there you might get in over your heads oh we're actually at risk of dying here oh no oh my god thank you stretching keep your feet on solid ground oh no no oh this is gonna be so bad oh no run over pieces to uncover them is use whatever scattered lids and stickers are available okay so we just got to work under these conditions today like it's a sandstorm that's it okay like bessie uh the clunker sunker heaviest junk net on the market okay so heavy like bessie okay you get the sticker i'll get like bessie um [Music] oh so like we actually have to do it okay oh yeah i gotta put the conveyor belt is also broken now so let me just uh toss that down uh can you can you go up to the left a little bit there you go lake bessie is to the north we go okay watch yourself on the side there we go i'll get the next one okay i'll push it down too uh like bessie again remember those giant mushrooms growing on my porch i stuffed them with breadcrumbs just don't let it spoil so perishable where is purple like bessie is two two four one again uh it's probably buried oh there's a perishable over there i'll go get it i go get a crate desperate times these kiwis are just so courageous they're brave they will deliver your mail like humans can't do it so the kiwis will take it upon themselves even if that's not their specialty i'm pretty sure the guy that we're working under could probably help us there he wouldn't have risked like drowning on the desk like we do calming package uh painted cliffs sold down left house wait so he's made of thin old dry twigs so fragile okay painted cliffs uh let me get this over paint cliffs uh six two four three yes okay so we're gonna get this go you can do it i gotta be careful not to drown [Music] you just get started on the crane go there we go and then that's so perfect there we go hit the button with your ass yeah oh no it was a beam of light i have no idea i was wondering that too it was a beam of light yeah there has to be something related to that people are gonna open boxes of sand yeah these are good these aren't gonna be clean packages they're gonna like why is it like covered with the beach when it arrives okay yeah i'm okay it was the kiwi gods okay let's keep going bouncing boxes and blimps great why are the bullets in the office how is this practical headquarters send us a shipment of newfangled postal equipment they do this sometimes always cooking up inventions to make the teleports faster the no no no we'll go i'll say i'd like to test this stuff out before we make any permanent changes put these gadgets through their paces and report back with your finance don't worry i think they'll understand [Applause] i am currently judging you in the most judgey look you can ever the one that said it but you're the one who said it out loud and shared it with the world i'm just casting a lens on this okay you can't be mad at me don't blame the messenger like postal carrier kiwi bird here all right look i don't get paid enough to kind of filter this that's something bye i'll see you later honestly i don't blame you yes to everyone who just subbed to this channel i'm sorry it was a laugh track indeed wait so we gotta move packages using the color coded buttons launch letters where they need to go oh my god oh my god i just in the in slot get launched at the matching mail blimp okay uh scroll to find your customer's name then launch the out slot okay so it's like slightly different okay i'll do the packages again you get on the letters okay okay uh so i'll do hey let's see it's a pretty tree okay where are they what did you say they were can i pop this over uh okay so i guess i have to oh no it's not gone well i'm very confused as to where to send those oh i'm getting uh you gotta you gotta i think you get on the thing and you aim it i think i'll help now okay oh oh god i got it yeah so simon okay that's good i got i got the do the do can be there you go simon is that launching oh no i i i need simon's mail still is there a letter that's in this one i don't know i guess i guess it is a letter uh yes oh it's in the outfit okay it's not in and we need darla where is darla uh darla would be on this let me get darla okay it was that biggie piggy chips what's different biggie okay darya can do it okay go okay oh come on come on hit box oh just struggling through the wall then okay i'll get on parcels again okay i don't know how i feel about these new this new spring system i find it brief on uh just uh oh cycle names so it's with this one okay yeah okay here we go [Music] and there we go okay so that's the parcels are done i'll get the button here [Music] the button that was an original one that time that laugh uh yeah i'm actually responsible for this one okay good as opposed to not the other ones not the other ones no i didn't i was just a messenger there this was like original comedy that i just treated you guys to like that that is a privilege on this channel uh-huh you should all be laughing right now yeah and you should be you should be thankful thankful for me god aren't i so wonderful so about tickets back to france yeah it's understandable okay hmm i think we oh froggy i need to do froggy oh it's foggy not froggy but froggy there you go no stop that 20 years too late he's now dead stop searching for him and me had the right idea oh no oh did we get a gold one i think we might have we did well oh really oh we did an excellent do you did pretty good excellent do your hilarity and tomfoolery is unparalleled i don't like how that's phrased like that's like the queen's english there like the uk or something can you feel the salt and irony oh no oh no not the vines oh i hated this one it's getting worse they haven't cleaned this one up okay so we got to send new messages but now the vines are getting us pick the little flowers to get rid of the vines oh it's so cool reattach keys that pop off oh no the big flowers are carnivorous this is a very cursed like tutorial preview how many times must we watch debra die oh no check the pods to free the trap friends oh free the friend oh no okay i'm gonna get flowers i guess okay so use so yeah so start with so go to you i'll go to you then i got s and e oh no it's caps lock isn't it okay can you hit delete uh yes uh delete again and delete again and you get the yeah you get the you okay i got the rest okay oh no no oh no okay i'm alive use lots so you get l uh you get o [Music] sunscreen that's good advice no don't get eaten i'm trying to go protect your skin the sun is a deadlift oh no can you erase that yeah i got it thank you i got at the n and then you need a c oh wait no c is here there i get it well never mind r uh no where's the e key gone oh does anyone see the e key oh no where's the e where did it pop off oh you can pop the flowers over there it's over there where's the eq if you get you pick any flowers julie pop them in here at this bucket okay uh no caps locked oh wait wait wait wait oh no i'm eating green no bring my friend i'm gonna pop the flowers in the bucket okay there's lots of sunscreen yep we're done no oh there we go yeah pick any flowers you see because i wanted to fill that up the flowers i just didn't know what to do okay i okay up over there just so we have that and then l a n ends over there i'll get the t and then the s and the s squared there okay here we go talk plants took everything oh no you get the k there green they talk why oh no they took my life i took everything i held there there we go pants oh no we're back to not safe for work it's not my fault this time plants took my pants oh my not my pants hang on there we go i'll i'll save you momentarily just just scream a little more while i'm coming to rescue you we're done done we go press that booty uh there's a u key here where does the u key come from uh the u needs to be yes okay so i shall okay i'm gonna pick this flower okay uh e i need the e uh left okay now a and then i got t you got tea that's delicious eat your eat your greens oh no no i gotta eat you eat you oh no you're gonna need that hang on i'll i'll deliver it back okay uh where's the r uh r is in front of the screen we need an o oh we need neo i found the prickly seed pod nice it was you it's over there uh you press on send oh no the caps lock is up erase erase which is a very good shot by the way you shouldn't watch it uh look at that i got this eat your vegetables oh this is a nightmare oh the achy i'm coming eat your veg or you'll end up like us oh no the cap's locked there we go no cap only only e they keep we need e your veg another e and the t i got the b and then you need the l over there i'll get the e and where's the s so over there on the other side we're good eat your vegetables are there i'll it could have been worse that could have been worse i don't think we did too well there just spell oh guys it's like the kiwi post office game that's that's a naughty word oh jesus what's happening well kiwis are being are working in the post office death approaches us with uh when they're butt slamming oh god oh wait we get a cutscene you do it's a new season in the post office oh welcome to awesome we've been working here a while yay the plot has developed i was thinking it's like three weeks seems a bit short oh it's a new season i want to see what we got in the collection because we actually unlocked one of the secrets there we did yes a prickly seed pod plot from their place on an impolite vine a new home awaits where summer sun shines fall it's collectible and lock the bot in his backpack i really love that there's like some tidbits of culture yeah it's telling us about the creep in kudzu the downright menace that's that is quite sweet that's super cool yeah so we got a collectible there i love learning about new cultures oh and we get a present too this is the backpack i'm popping on the backpack yeah i mean we need the flowers we go ready to deliver the mail uh can i afford those glasses it can oh my god wait no no unlike this we're playing the sword and room overtime shift we can unlock we just don't have those i can be blue i really want my glasses i'm blue to have a teeth have a die that would be that but died that's how the song goes oh look at how chunk oh you got like some gruff now i'm gruff [Music] there's some place where we can buy i'm i want the glasses i want the sword and room that's terrifying that's not gonna lie at least it will terrify the flies is it like a mecca bird oh hat so we need do we unlock more overtime shifts yes we do okay so we can do oh so it must be for season we unlock these or something uh tank trouble zoe's tank is leaking into the basement good thing you're the perfect size to fit into those pipes that's not the job we signed up for you should just call a plumber at this point this seems dangerous we turned out to be musicians now it's plumbers right you yeah they probably should i i'm not a licensed plumber mario should do his actual job for once no you're just faffing about half the time eating mushrooms you know that's no way to there's no way to live he does take the pipes he does not repair them bring any envelopes he finds the hanging basket butt slam loose bolts to plug up leaks uh nudged lost fish back into the water oh use each other's rolls of tape to seal cracks in the glass okay oh so we have to take tape so i i have i we both have tape on our backs we have to get it from each other right okay all right so let's start oh we need to repair the tank you need me to come over there uh i think i'm okay at the mo if you see a leak i need to come over uh there are like several leagues oh okay okay good now we're good uh [Music] okay let's uh slam those yeah it's just for the tape uh do we need yes the envelope if we don't grab it in time uh your mail will never arrive oh there's a leak over here come on come this way over there okay gotta jump up here okay take tape off my back and plug that there we go but we get extra points for to find in mail and uh i think fine yeah fine mail and tape get extra points for those i got this letter you wanna get that fish uh come over here because there's another leak okay this is this is incredibly dangerous i got it got it okay wait we go does another leak over here oh really yep oh no so come this way come in i'm coming gotta save the fish give me your tape grab tape there we go tape's done another leak oh no not fair and well for zoe she might not survive the night we might need a new octopus oh no i hope the operation is the best i'm not ready to go there's another leak here where over here on the left [Applause] zoe is losing her life support no he's not going to make it i actually did very well we did super oh dang it we got the oh we just got the fish do we do we have that one unlocked now or is it progress is it like a progress bar or do we just get it maybe progress bar let's just see we aced that high fight fight doing good it's a progress bar so you have to do it a few times is it to get it okay well we'll let's try some other ones cassowary courier curse our long-legged friends love to run head out to the training track and coach them through some delivery practice let's go oh god we're on their back oh no we're finally taking off we're leaving the post office today uh too much happening like a freaking drug thing yeah with all like the mafia and like just the the office buried in sand it's best to just get out and about now yeah how does this work okay collect hanging envelopes fling envelopes into the weight and mailboxes jump over wooden barriers or extra points both kiwis should steer and jump together for maximum cassowary action okay so we gotta steer together launch and jump uh so we need to get the mail okay so we don't actually need to press a button for that uh we get points if we clear them apparently yeah so there's no there's a few buttons there we we need to deliver the post go oh no i'm trying to deliver it so hard oh it's kind of choppy when you're playing this one oh no i can only throw post to the right as well you have to do the left so that's yeah that's my yeah okay so you throw right and i turn left [Music] go does that one go in no it didn't go and i didn't hear [Music] here we go [Music] okay oh it's very hard to look at this that's so hard to control as well oh no i forgot one oh no more post oh [Music] you gotta be so precise with it oh [Applause] oh no it really is paper oh my god oh geez we did terrible actually not so terrible wait did we actually do quite well i got the middle and i'm surprised but huh oh my god yeah that was that was a bit choppy performance was that one that one didn't look too fun i mean it it looked fun on paper yeah well it's just the game that's like just tech stuff bubble wrap testing head in the experimental packaging room and see what's popping okay let's see probably this he's accurate of the postal system it really doesn't sorry we couldn't deliver your post today you might find it in the desert somewhere it's just like ah close enough like we just tossed it down outside that'll be okay what do you want hot bubbles for points popping bubbles this is wonderful top five medium bubbles so you get a bonus point if you follow the instructions pop red bubbles to pop everything nearby oh that's wonderful pop two giant bubbles how do you how do you pump them i think i need you here as well we both slamming it come over to me i'll all go oh no there we go and the next one okay okay we gotta we gotta be really quick with them okay top five tiny bubbles oh god there was a big one there's a big one the pop tiny bubbles 50 tiny bubbles so just get running oh satisfying i love this game okay 10 out of 10. oh this is good did we get 50 i think that we did okay always pop a red one if you see it pop a giant bubble well great uh oh i'm coming to you i'm coming to you okay let's go top 20 medium bubbles so this is these middle of the wrong ones okay let's just get slamming let's get it oh there we go oh oh it's satisfying oh my god this is what it's like to work in the bubble wrap factory 10 medium bubbles medium bubbles uh yep okay we got them there we go 10 medium levels four there we go let's keep walking over the small giant bubbles oh no oh no quickly i'm sorry okay we got air drop air drop there we go there we go okay the red one oh we missed the round very very lucky five chinese well that's uh very quick pretty doable funny medium bubbles 20 medium they're gonna be oh big red big red got it so satisfying i love this game oh fifty tiny mimi fifty teeny running there's a lot of it here no don't fall got it don't fall don't fall okay we good i think we got enough that yeah or that's a satisfying one oh it makes me want to purchase a freaking bubble wrap bubble wand do we want to just like keep doing it until we get the bubble wand oh my god this one's quite satisfying this is going to be the relaxing moments of the stream which is like q a time like welcome to like yeah welcome to just bubble popping pop two giant bubbles uh over here okay uh is there another one no one there's no other one it's over there quickly so good one giant bubble uh the red one i think will do no no it doesn't fit there we go baby bubbles get going all of us are happy now it's like back like stream of the year so how are you feeling you guys you've watched what pain cry and now let's just watch bubble wrap that'll probably be some entertaining content honestly maybe i should just do that you want to do like a bubble wrap stream i just buy like a big roll i'll be drawing next to you where uh i was just like drawing some pro stuff let's go go that would be so satisfying uh these ones on the sides you can also just like press into someone else it's actually very fast to do it that way okay i don't know okay you need bubbles that should be pretty doable you can okay i need bubbles go oh big red oh giant bubbles oh no over here over here there we go and there's one and a little over there fun yeah we should get the side ones as often as we can they're so easy to get 50 tiny get the red one there the red no i failed i'm sorry you should be you are sick go 50 medium there we go one giant uh giant over here there okay don't forget you can dash as well yep funny medium oh yeah yeah we did a lot better that time beautiful we gotta get the bubble watch oh man that's pretty good so 169. don't acknowledge this we gotta just so we we have to do this three more times are we shall we do three more times then and i guess we can do another one i'm just conscious of telling because i know that we can't actually stream much longer uh we gotta hop off soon we got some time we still got some time yeah oh we can if we play this again we can pop more bubbles down and work towards the wall we'll just do it one more time for now one more time bubble got it it's not on here over there go work away here the medium bubble trick is actually super cool okay you're gonna be tiny i got that one [Music] pop it up there we go oh i love it i love it so much and medium now we go go dig eat him pop medium okay already dig oh those side ones is just so good i'm just like working away at them thirty the rainbow bird yes i am there we go so colorful giant bubble over there how does it work in the bubble wrap factory that these bubbles are like actually reinforcing themselves after the pop five tiny books go i need beans tiny bubbles medium go now get that red one if you can't there we go satisfying af there we go yeah we've done even better than before five tiny 862. jesus christ oh that because this game just came out that could be like the world record bubble on bubble and kiwi could you imagine yeah that's the claim to fame right there you know like developers send me my trophy you know i'm ready to receive it send us our trophy sorry i'm getting a bit full of myself please world record right here probably professional gamers no don't do that you got to stop encouraging them you can't do that corrupting your stream you're welcome okay here let's uh let's do at least one autumn blah blah blah shaco the sand is cleaned he called me the bubble wrap cake like in high school oh no we were corrupted already okay uh is there anything different here all items now need two different stickers oh okay so i'll i'll help on stickers i guess if you need it after i get the label sure okay incoming package let me i'll read the tag the bell be excavating your dinosaur on the western shelf this is the only for only the first of four fossil shipments be gentle it's fragile and heavy is it heavy heavy yeah it's it's packing it's on so let's go into bellaby so 4162. the office is all different now it is to relearn it all oh god you got to get these labels very quick sorry i was just uh laughing about there how dare you there we go right there we go forget that uh bellaby's to the north [Music] go next package coming package don't want to get it just gasoline it's an emergency can of boat gas ever heavy okay so heavy and urgent yep wait what destination was it lake bessie are they on the lake right now is this a rescue operation i don't think like two kiwi birds are the people you should be contacting for the emergency services what do you know i mean there's like there's there's no problem with kiwi birds oh you need to you need to hit the bread oh there we go so it's urgent and heavy heavy you okay you got on the crane i got this heavy load coming through here we go get it and uh like bessie is to the north there we go there we go here we go send it off next package incoming package all right wait gumtree grove it's for the chili cookoff it's hot sauce uh so uh urgent and fragile urgent is it fragile yes perishable is it not hot sauce yeah like oh cause it's glass yeah it doesn't break that makes sense uh where was it going to uh it was a gum tree grove i think i'm sure okay okay just review yes yes we're good urgent is urgent oh it's so hard to it's so so hard to type on this thing like just be specific with the keys i just like smash into a map i have nothing but a butt to fear or it's got too big a butt no i can't do oh his fault he's just very chunky and he's just well endowed it's not his fault it's just he's just shaped like a friend shaped like a friend i don't think that's quite never mind i don't know saucy flats okay wait they're sending awesome leaves in the post so urgent and fragile i guess yeah what is the point in mainland i guess the easter owned oh wait wait what destination was it uh salty uh i always forget salty flats what would you do without my uh red a memory i pro i'd probably be struggling to play this with like two controllers simultaneously that's okay having a rough time this okay i'm on the crane okay um go get the other one go the leaves are ready to be shipped and then it's salty flats which just let us out and there we go yeah getting the hang of it leaves are free mail them those are rare leaves he just wants to jump in him too he's just going to destroy the package what an inconsiderate friend eight stamps oh good i think i think on that note i think maybe we wrap up there for today i think that's a good point to call it because we actually have to hop off soon [Music] just take a big stretch it's hard to be in a kiwi bird yeah he is freaky hard you know moving all this junk in the trunk around it is oh no oh yeah we're going to leave it there that was an adorable game though it really is just bear in mind if you because this just came out if you play it for yourself uh on the octopus level the first one you cannot do the tutorial on switch now ah just to keep the heads up try it for yourself uh thank you everyone for coming by the stream today i hope you all enjoyed it just just a quick one today a quick but a very lovely one yeah it was really cool to have you yeah thank you thank you for being here appreciate it um will it be a stream tomorrow no stream tomorrow the next stream will be on saturday uh we're going to be taking a look at some surviving marathon uh we've been sponsored by the good friends of paradox the check it out and die on mars uh they kind of know what they're signing up for so that should be good fun i've never actually played it too so i'm excited for that thank you as well for like the tremendous amount of subs on today's stream very much appreciated uh you guys have been very generous thank you thank you for 300 bits right at the end amber thank you as well uh uh special thank you as well to anyone actually from new zealand who survived the stream uh because they're super likely yeah don't meet metopia we'll be streaming again next week um it's it's just because this week's a very busy one and i when i pick up metopia again i want to be able to like make progress play it a good old while blues thank you for five gift subs right at the end it's actually streaming tomorrow aki will be streaming tomorrow night posting the announcement for it yeah she's posting an announcement for it uh you can find julie on twitch.tv accioline and you can find her on twitter as well it's just at acculine thanks there peach for linking that appreciate it thank you peach and thank you for having me you guys and i hope i hope you had fun that was great i i will also probably be making a cheeky appearance on julie's stream tomorrow ah so i'll be about a happy birthday today though julie it's not my birthday happy birthday i'm gonna just see who's streaming can't believe it's her birthday today everyone wish her a happy birthday it's not today second of september the third second of september uh gab is streaming dab stream is just named like a beach but like uh a lot of ease he's streaming nancy drew go say hey the guy i'll leave you in her care yeah thanks for coming today folks thank you we'll see you all tomorrow take care guys all the best bye

Channel: RTGame Stream Archive

Views: 18,121

Rating: 4.9855595 out of 5

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Id: NJs-zWXmilo

Length: 142min 17sec (8537 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 04 2021