Let's Play All of Super Mario Galaxy

[Music] every hundred years a comet appears in the skies above the mushroom kingdom the comet was so large one year it filled the skies and sent countless shooting stars raining down toads brought the shooting stars to the castle where they became a great power star it should have been a very happy time for decisions of the mushroom kingdom no then an economic recession hit in because the economy was flooded with power stars and like things went to real fast you ever seen a toad live in poverty ever wonder why yoshi's homeless that was the night of the star festival held once every 100 years to celebrate the comet oh the peach is just the moon itself [Music] oh god it takes me back oh and then war was declared on the mushroom kingdom is this video that's not hd is it this is pre-rendered video i think that's 480p oh no that's not good the wii never left us princess peach thank god the subtitles you are formally invited to the creation of my new galaxy poor toads they're not very good security guards like they're not even trying to protect what's the point in having a military if they just run away in fear it's not going well for the kingdom star bits though you know let's get the gummy candies oh no my friends are dead yeah the festival's ruined too oh just too horrible for words like dude there's meteors raining down from the sky right now you need to move you need to get a move on toads are dying you want steroids bowser's employed the help of actual aliens for this game and you know if anyone has seen uh the second avengers movie you're in for a bit of a treat here ultron's got peach tony stark you could have stopped this super mario age of ultron like bowser's not about i'm not just stealing peach this time like how strong those airships have to be to lift like the entire castle the toads are just like singing so long enjoy your flight [Music] mario's dead there's been a space disaster well that's the game welcome to heaven mario this is the afterlife finally you're awake let's play one of the best things to just do in this game is just play with the gravity and just try bend it as much as you can because like basically everything loops in this game ah you're finally awake skyrim begins once again can't escape todd howard can't believe i let myself get caught wow you caught all of us maybe you can really help mama [Music] okay we're about to kick off the game is about to begin sorry about bringing you here so suddenly we should probably tell you where you are the connection here the deep space far from your lands call it the gateway to the starry sky you might know it as the entrance to heaven you're dead mario best character in the mario universe outside of luigi my name is rosalina watch over and protect the cosmos save your special one need the power of the travel true space luma can give you this power i won't trust you with his care with the ability to spin now shake the joy-con you can also spin with why technology is finally here to not use motion controls in part of this game shake or press y to spin into things that look breakable and even spin enemies to stun them you look breakable here we go [Music] game has begun good to see you i have some bad news though see i had a launch star already for you but a meteor smashed it up can't leave without to find all the star chips to fix it sure not to fall into the black hole it just just don't mind those about the landscape and the meteors you know coming at you i'm gonna give people anxiety with this too i'm just going to like jump as fiercely as i can around the planet like that's over there and just jump the gap are you doing 100 run we're getting every star in this game this is this is one of my favorite games how is mario breed he's mad he's a plumber okay like they they do magic as is there it is first star [Music] mario's always collected like power stars and things and games this is like the first game where he goes into space to just grab the stars like for himself he's just sick of like lingering around the castle to find these remnants like that i'm going into space you can't stop me i'm gonna get him i'm gonna create my own son like mario's just building his own universe it feels like like yo like the reactor in like spider-man 2 with doctor octavius like this is going to be a disaster and like toby mcguire is going to get hurt i'm just saying the beacon is lit again gondor calls right it shines weakly maybe only as bright as a classic star but at least the poor loomis will survive now we passed by this area once every hundred years we suddenly stopped in front of this planet strange forces latched onto our ship pulling away star bits and our power source the power stairs those who took a special one picked up the power stairs and discovered the pirate across the universe in the mario cinematic universe bowser is quite literally satan and it's just the root of all problems bowser is thanos oh no he kind of is thanos isn't he he's threatening all realities right now only tony stark aka mario can stop gomax is an eye of the observatory from here we can gaze upon distant galaxies playing in handheld mode this is a lot of information to put on mario like the idea that he may be a character in a video game he's gonna question his reality after this so we're going to be getting every single star as we go just as an fyi we need eight for the first bowser level here we go [Music] dino piranha we always get a little overview of the galaxy each time too there should be a secret star in each galaxy too let's get all the star bits okay let's get going break these i didn't know that like the first time i was playing i only learned that like galaxy 2. hit the jam part you actually got to hit it though you do you're doing great mario just keep doing your best he's just a bit rusty first boss hello friend like this poor guy is just chill on this planet he's done nothing wrong well actually no he does kind of work for bowser this is yoshi's cousin we don't talk about mario's in trouble i don't i don't want to die against the petey piranha boss there we go we can't die at like the first hurdle that would be really bad we did it you murdered a child yeah he was still in his egg that's fine technically he wasn't born so that makes it okay i can't remember what level the secret star is in i think it's just a hungry luma or something that appears here we need to get star bits get them all now there's a way to get on top of the house too i just jump it nate who owns this house i don't know you earned one additional mario thought they were one-ups mario just gets replaced every time he dies that's kind of messed up though isn't it oh no like how many like versions of mario will die in our adventure hey you got any tasty star bits give me a bunch of starbursts i'll burst with snacky happiness and then transform this is just pretty weird you can just leave him like this too he's seen better days that's it i'm stuffed transform imagine eating so much food you develop your own gravitational orbit basically what happens here can i just jump for it easy there we go speed run i gotta i gotta stop this guy up here i think okay mario just got shot he can take that oh don't go in the lava well i might be dead we're okay it stopped us yeah you want to play some mario tennis and we're good this boss level's stumped a little kid me not a star down that's most of good egg galaxy done honey hive galaxy classic world got a bit of a bop you like jazz honey um chat just descends into like b movie quotes welcome to the honey hive kingdom our queen rules this land let's go meet jerry seinfeld be mario everyone's favorite power-up and hold b to buzz around old b hello ma'am who might you be no matter we are in the most vex in predicament and require assistance most furious agents plagues our entire being it must be stopped please find the source at once so something's going on with her fur it doesn't quite look right does it feel like it's out of focus thanks you so much bravery newbie trust that we may rely on you in the future i'm i'm just trying to save my girlfriend but oh b but mario hey it's you we escaped from peach's castle too then we thought bowser would get us and we got lost with luigi luigi just thrown under a bus here he found a power star do you need this so here take it oh dude the toad voice okay i i'll do the toad voice hang on this is captain toad yo he has his own video game now take this poster glad to see you're okay how are we ever going to get back hello mario mario somehow he made it too we'll help you get the power stairs and save peach oh here's the smart toad you know he's smart cause he's got glasses but who exactly is she anyway she's not a witch is she is she no that's ridiculous right where are we i want to go home i'm so homesick i miss the castle oh god love him this beetle brought his son to work kill his son first he didn't stand a chance he was saving that for like his kid like son when we get home from work today i have a special surprise oh dad i can't wait to see it you always treat me so well and you look out for me and mama i'm so excited to find out what you have in store but dead so far two kids murdered and one more in honey hive mario is a kill count in the tents already neighbors are causing trouble again we're most grateful for your assistance the neighbors are acting up and invading like disturbing our kingdom let's go kill the neighbors real quick the queen bee you can't just resort to murder there we go star seven hello friend got any tasty starbucks if you feed me a bunch hey i gotta explain that they'll explode each time a gateway to a new dimension has been opened sweet sweet galaxy has appeared did he die yeah basically part of me just wants to jump without care it gives me anxiety right up until the road pretty much just completely disappears [Music] oh mario he's good we're good my anxiety levels just peaked we haven't died yet we actually are doing quite well there uh we now have the means i think to complete the terrace right out luigi stare toads have their starship now surely we finished building the star shroom starship we used to search for power stairs we the members of the tow brigade will be the brave crew okay needs a bold leader so i nominate me in my command the galaxies will see the bravery of the toad brigade i'm gonna be the star of this new franchise he foresaw like his future game so i think we've discovered bowser in this region but we also have these mystery galaxies we should do loop-de-loop galaxy next oh no that yeah this is a motion control galaxy we're we're in for a bad time oh no wait which one do i hold though because i haven't got either of those okay so i i was immediately pressing the thumbstick if we die for the first time it's here come on mario come on we did it he was about to fall off at the end but it's fine the drift king new gta looks great it's just a manta ray the mercedes manta ray i thought played this level so much when i was like five okay i would have been it was 2007 so i would win 12 in mario galaxy i think the last time i would have played it like would have been like 14 or something i haven't played this game in a very long time so we gotta press every switch press all of these get electrocuted that was part of the plan oh god fine and we're good there we go it's no longer trying to murder us wait what's galaxy 2 yeah this game has its own sequel it's the only mario platformer like a direct sequel and it's just more levels okay but i was a jr's robot reactor first bowser boss fight let's go this is a cool boss bowser jr doesn't even need his dad's help to take care of us this time i just have to employ this giant robot my dad gave me instead i don't need my dad's money i just have the 40 grand in savings that my dad gave me murder the child let's go up speed run time climb into the top come on come with me bullet bill oh not like that though okay don't don't just cascade into each other like you just did okay come on friend oh yep i didn't know they just come back up come on there we go we did it and mario gets caught in the explosion too because he was standing on it how are you not dead look mario already survived like just being thrown into the upper atmosphere i wouldn't question it okay dude's a plumber you don't know how they work the magical man he is plotter rip luigi though unfortunately didn't have the same kind of armor um he's very much dead okay yeah that's the that's basically world one of the game done uh let's go to world two it's a motion control okay well we got we gotta do it we have to do everything we have no say oh no motion controls oh the music moves in time to the motion oh the sign gives you a sass hey there we go [Music] welcome to the funky maze okay we're doing good to make the jump and we're good it's a stressful level my heart first try we haven't died yet i'm actually quite proud of that i thought we would have had way more deaths by now that count zero kill count everyone everyone is dead we got luigi first try you know he didn't stand a chance oh the entire toad brigade has been captured we need to probably help them out oh do you have anything to say toad mr mario i i i'm going to hold off doing the toad voice because i feel like every time i do the toad vase like 50 people just leave the stream because they hate it oh here is a funky level as well so we got to get all the silver stars but you won't see the pot until you walk into it so we gotta just be real careful and just take it kind of slow god have mercy mario shouldn't have sinned this is his purgatory papa miyamoto just wants you to die you've already bought the game what is your life matter to him it seems a prankster comment has appeared somewhere so a prankster comet is basically a remix of a level you've already done and it'll be with a twist dino piranha speed right now so now we actually get to do the speedrun strats so we're actually on the clock to beat them and the music has changed too just to reflect how tense it is we have four minutes okay i just gotta get out of this orbit go faster i'm going as fast as i can wait should we stop to get the yeah we should stop to get the star bits here hang on faster down you're not on world record pace god oh don't fall in the black hole and we're doing fine we have two minutes to beat the boss now tick-tock god what an aggressive way of putting it like guys we're fine like you just killed the baby again does that count as a new baby kill because technically that's the same baby we just killed them twice another child cup 3.5 that's only half a baby okay i'll i'll take half a baby mario i begrave board at the enemy fleet they're all dead oh cats cabin i'll go save myself i'm much too busy at the moment and scared poor cat and coat need to use this for the boxes yo i could help the toads but i could just not as well feel like mario is a psychopath well i mean he doesn't have empathy you know like he just wants to collect power stars he doesn't care for anyone else here now if peach really was in danger and he cared about pete she wouldn't be like fapping about like surfing on a manta ray like for all mario knows she hasn't been fed the entire time because i gotta learn to swim with the penguins it's kind of messed up mario's not a good guy here's my personal theory hashtag controversial party theory mario is over party hashtag end the monarchy or maybe that's what bowser's trying to do he's just a revolutionary he's tired of like these outdated like you know systems of government but if you think about it bowser is the equivalent of satan and he's been cast out of the garden of eden and that means peach is god it's too early for this in the morning yeah we're just playing mario galaxy and i'm just like democracy is a sin like what's this has got a weird direction oh so would you learn like the mario galaxy stream well apparently arty's against democracy i thought i thought he was a reasonable lad he's got some strong political views something about like oh bowser being satan braved brigade toad went to search for a power star went off that planet and hasn't been seen since yeah he he's totally been eaten hey captain toad have you seen the movie aliens just something to bear in mind it it doesn't end well for him oh there is a hungry luma here too i think that's the that's gonna be the bonus see if we have enough for the hungry luma hello friend any tasty star bits give me a bunch i'll burst with snacky happiness famish i need 50. yeah so we're leaving toad to die basically by doing this it's like yeah we couldn't find your friend instead i just had fed like a hungry hungry loom [Music] oh it's yoshi am i not supposed to get a superstar okay mario it's time to fight for your life is anyone else anxious right now this could be the first debt on planet yoshi [Music] well that was tense we did it though no death still we still have not died oh toad did die when we were doing that though we probably should have helped him oh well we cannot save the toad again because now there's a speedy comet too not going fast enough no we can make it we can make it we got we got plenty of time the world will explode if you fail it's like mario does interstellar the crops are failing back in the mushroom kingdom your only hope mario you have to find a way for life to carry on okay found something else to do instead of saving toad we're doing well he's very dead now should we save toad now or just move to the next galaxy no we should we should probably save him almost everyone is saying let him die you gotta give toad false hope oh we can pull toad out i'm sure he's fine okay time for what is probably my least favorite boss in the game just because it kind of represents a spider okay one more time what the are those it's like a chunky spider that shoots acid at you and we're good it was fine until the lumps grew back and started shooting green goo thanks i hate it yo we don't have to bring the toad home with us too we can just leave them there mario just flies back with the star and his token home i'm gonna need way more starbucks too because i'm barely getting enough for these loomis i always feel that felt bad for contributing towards these guys bad eating habits doesn't seem healthy does it like eat like you know like 400 like gummies in one go there's no vegetables presumably the only food we have in the mushroom kingdom as is is just like you know roast toad i'm pretty sure you need more than that like how do they do they eat greens i have fire flowers oh it's the first stage there he goes it was a good run you killed mario well it's okay because we have additional marios i did it again oh no and we're good mario's dash will be remembered but so this is mario number three two mario's have now been sucked into a black hole that's that's pretty bad it's shadow mario my arch nemesis [Music] i feel like i've got a little bit of a lead at least where even is he he's not here right now apparently he was there at the end but i didn't even see him like dial it back mr speedruff oh yeah it's time for some more stress there we go and we're good get all the platforms but we've already got the star all right this one has like a tough purple coin challenge i remember later we need like a game fax guide for like 100 this game because that's what we would have had to use back in the day and it's just like like standard like notepad text where there's like a little doodle of like mario and it'll be waving to you special thanks to like xx uh narrow to runner 77. without whom i could not have got all the stars my friend ted wanted to shout out while i was making this guide hi ted come on friend that was very straightforward oh no i remember this one this is a mini game planet what do people think they can just throw the trash here it'll magically disappear hey we have plenty of bombs maybe you could use them to blow up all this trash yeah i gotta help her do her job and if i don't do it well enough she'll be upset with me this is what i like to call cosmic caron you have to get that like near perfect or you don't have enough time who knew that bombs worked so well as an industrial strength cleaner thanks i owe you big oh i know take this i just found it lying around maybe it'll help how did he do it oh you just you throw the bomb a set distance every time you just you just gotta learn the positioning rt is the biggest gamer he's hacked does the task run tool assisted like like bob um clean up speedrun oh mario's in pain like mario just hurt his head mario freaking dies apparently that whole place was set to explode i don't know what happened to the luma there that's my concern right you're just going up a ground blowing up entire planets like he really is just the anus but you know bowser is than us we've determined that who's mario like destroying an entire planet is pretty messed up the iron plumbing man mario's just mario mary was just an oh my god what a coincidence that's my backstory too i'm an oh mario just destroyed another planet no wonder everyone's trying to kill him like they must be pissed with this man he's going into their homes and just killing him it's like have you seen my girlfriend mary only lives to kill he's a psychopath just gotta pop him in there we go oh god the beyblades we did it we killed a franchise wow we've made quick work of all that there's a comment one there that we haven't gotten yet uh about reserve battle too the treaty ones though alright lost another mario go doing good we got to skip a bit of it more cheats oh he's trying to murder us i want it mario is dying come over here bowser whenever you're ready thank you sir gotta get him from the other side [Music] he just ran us over there's one [Music] there's two there's three we have defeated a beyblade oh foolish mario my plan is too far along now you really think you can stop me yes i'm telling jesse you're a hacker this guy just keeps cheating though typically daredevil comments will set you right at the boss of a galaxy you only have one life we go easy run stop cheating look i i just like this game okay yeah we have discovered an enemy base in the region no i hope they're not misusing the power of that poor grindstar i may have some bad news for you looma the toad starship has crash landed god love them because they're stuck in this planet the rest of their lives mario's gonna leave him for dead okay so this one gotta try and make your way true thankfully the deadly fans do not kill you it's not like a like willy wonka in the chocolate factory scenario where you gotta burp charlie to survive oh i went too fast i thought i was in the clear there i was being deadly afraid but like as a kid that like if you touch off anything in this uh the bubble will burst it's only if it gets wedged between the log that you actually die now we did it hacks i just completed the level like beach book oh it's a classic it's all a classic rt yeah i feel like every time we get to a new level it's like i'm like okay now really guys the other levels have been up until this point this is the proper level the water controls in this one are a little floaty it's kind of hard to tell where exactly you're going i thought there was a camera oh hello welcome to subnautica 3. when is the last one some reason i feel that it's down by the deadly the deathly eel yes it is i'll just give you a moment sir okay thank you oh that's handy glad i have this andy oh glad i have that handy shortcut hacks look if the game lets me do it it's allowed okay game mechanics as we like to call hacks now you can breed in space but not underwater that's a good point why can he breed in space but not under the ocean [Music] oh no i think i'm just looking for this no do i just need to get rid of the eels is that my only job here it might very well be oh no the toads drowned here that should be good could be all of them and we're good they're playing super mario galaxy also that planet is so small the ship barely fits on it where the would they sail it yeah how was there a shipwreck and like like just why this this could shave like two seconds off my time there we go that's a speed run strap i call that the advanced kitchen backflip climb packer man they pass in the swim test oh give me the shelf well i'm just i'm just like taking it out of the pool this is mine now you guys don't get to have any fun i'm stealing your ball is this going to be as simple as just giving it to him amazing i didn't think you'd actually be able to bring it back well that was easy i'll show you where you can put your shell right up your ass i think mario was the bad guy can i do it like a very cheeky skip oh they thought about it skipping in my mario game oh i didn't i didn't know we could go that way we've lost a few marios on this planet that's okay oh no we're doing okay just don't get crushed he hacked again don't tell anyone i don't want miyamoto to like ban my account fast forward on the cyclone stone this this one is stressful i don't know if i'm gonna be able to cheat to the same degree because they're moving a mile a minute everything's in double time i'd like to live dangerously there we go i say i like to live dangerously i just do like a you know fairly standard jump yeah i've got a bit of a wild side yeah you better watch out no need to be too wild now oh i'm fine i was literally on the part where his mouth covers so i would have been fine anyway there i think i just panicked gotta stare archie is a god gamer okay there there is a secret one here and it's gonna tell me where it is if i go on the beach ball let's see oh there is a rather ominous box just off to the side here maybe it's something to do with this what's the worst mario power-ups we can think of uncle mario this is this is mario he works in 19. spring well spring mario actually is pretty bad that is in this game you got green mario schroedinger's mario oh here's the secret oh we get we actually get a new power up here we haven't got the ice flower yet yeah ice mario press y to skate and you can walk on water oh come on mario gotta we gotta go faster than this mario oh no he got stuck no mario there we go bottomness to mario he just like he just wants to grow some plants you know just tend into his garden this here is a floating fortress we call it boy base nobody's using it now so we're just here for upkeep oh there's just a green star here do i not need luigi post game content i don't think i'm supposed to have this yet but i'll take it i thought luigi was supposed to help you find the green stairs but no maybe we just don't need to find them don't even need luigi like let's just leave him trapped forever let's not find him oh we actually have to do this one again because we didn't do the actual challenge gotta go no you bastard you just lost the world record world record pace is gone we had a good run lads what's your favorite galaxy gusty guard uh pure like most in part just because of the music because it's just the best best mario music okay i think it's time to actually save luigi but we could just skip straight to bowser no we we gotta help him there he is he's just chilling we're gonna finally save him unless it's a secret star if there's a secret star i'm of course doing that first it's time for a new power that's we're into boom mario press y to vanish don't stray into the light though mario or you'll go to the afterlife mario died he actually is dead now let's scare luigi with this okay he he's terrified of me as a ghost bro you finally came i got lost with the toes it was terrible i found a power star so that makes up for it right thanks luigi now your bolts stuck yeah but the power star just like flies us home though so it's fine it's like with me luigi i did it too why didn't he just use it that's a good question very spooky sprint this is the speed boo i remember this guy there is something over here too is this the secret just don't stand off the light oh the patience is key here literally because we got a key you get you get the joke don't do it he's following me don't think i don't see you oh works every time i think the star is literally just here we go you fall guys you see a bunch of like jelly beans just walking through fall into the abyss you got a crown 45 fall guys have died oh you have a letter from luigi bro i got a star but now i can't get back this picture shows me where i am help me luigi you're literally at the start of the galaxy luigi just wants attention i'm tired of like why isn't it super luigi galaxy no i'm relegated to my mansion series it's a key thing it's everything else i always knew super mario bros why isn't it super luigi bros poor guy just wants love there he is like luigi you really couldn't find your way back you came to save me again and you could count on you bro i already got the star how do you get so lost i heard his star in the game poor luigi feels bad man oh i wasn't i was looking at chat for a mo oh i got a lot nice that was all part of my plan there okay speed boo you're after it too well you have to race me for it let's go look at him and his little goggles like he's so cute i just want like a plushie of this guy oh he is gunning for it and we're good that was close for a moment world record this to our world record collection wait there was a t what was the toad doing there hang on why was he just chilling he'd be vibing he was a hostage if you move the boat to the bubble to pull the stars using the point does mario just think that god is moving it it must be kind of confusing for the poor man the pointer is never explained it's not even a loomer in there it's just kind of here your best toad impression no we've been doing toad impressions already they freak people out i don't i don't really want to do more of them all right do you fool you've ignited the sword and now people are going to be constantly like like do the toad why won't he do it why does he hate us why doesn't he want to hurt our ears mom would do the toad first okay boss time make my ears suffer coward boss is adorable he does look quite menacing though now he's got hands there's always like a hand enemy boss in like every mario game miyamoto has a thing for a hand i mean it just does seem doesn't it bowser is hands i know bowser has hands in zelda too yeah there's a lot of hand bosses there as well like they keep doing all the hand bosses why don't they do a boss that's just feet no it just for some variety sake you know it might be more interesting than just another hand guy they don't want to please you how you doing captain toad all right you finally made it i was starting to worry if you're finally here oh man oh i didn't do the voice so okay hang on i'll do it i'm sorry i forgot the people are very upset right now you're finally here oh oh man creeper oh man so we back into mine swinging from side to side side saturn just start hitting the ship get him down real fast mario oh he's dead that's just camera for the voice oh no don't do it again mario is having a bad day he's having none of it good god oh we did it oh you had to hit him twice more that time another grand star down hacker modes activate it once again i think this is the observatory with gusty garden galaxy 2. this is one of the best levels i would say in the in the entire game uh the music probably is just the best one here we go gusty garden best music the entire game oh god we're just gonna take our time and enjoy this one i get like goosebumps just even listening to this this song is just this game i don't want to go in the pipe because if i go in the pipe that's going to play something different isn't it oh no it's not worth it oh here's the good part [Music] [Music] it's so good [Music] yeah so that that's i think is the best music in any mario game and they bring that one back like quite a bit okay oh now we forget probably the most infuriating song in the game uh just because this is like the catch the bunny theme away they go i you can shoot them with star bits if you get a good angle shoot it rt i'm trying i can't get close enough oh i jumped on his head okay that'll do it bunny is dead i'm i'm just having a good time right now in case you wonder why i'm a bit more mellow i'm just having fun yeah we got to kill the angry ball the bunny's just hiding like i'll let you take this one mr plumber let him kill the bunny no we can't we can't just leave the bunny to die not not mario's character he's he's trying to help people oh there's one more for gusty garden let's go go come back here got him making me a bit anxious game but that that's fine i need to not die to the cookie meteors even when they're trying to like brutally murder you everything looks so cute oh we gotta climb there we go the ones like you're on your side or you're just climbing something like that and you can easily fall those like the most anxious ones it's the gusty garden galaxy uh like construction site jump down hit that swing over here gotta climb back down with a back flip here okay and then the final jump and we're good hey old man are you practicing hand to skate too why don't we play a game can you catch me mario did kind of just let him get away for a bit there not bad old man with skating skills like that you might have a chance a small chance maybe but a chance it's like you got guts kid you might not die on the mountain had that penguin called you an old man look i'm 25 years young all right throw the penguin off the cliff like in 64. the poor penguin what did he do to deserve this oh my mario please oh we got it secret part of the stage planet goes burr basically oh god didn't like that hello friend oh i didn't know he'd do that okay one more i feel like he's supposed to knock you back off each time but because i was still on the ledge like i was fine oh i remember yeah okay this i gotta be careful with my jumps here there's a lot of black holes and it's a race so you gotta go quick uh we'll probably die a few times on this because when you jump you get a bit of momentum okay this is the hard bit [Music] and we're good that was tricky because you could just go like barreling off the edge if you're not careful so we've got the bonus star we got the prankster comet here we still have two more stars to get in this world but we're doing pretty good oh god the distortion on the screen oh that just makes it painful to look at i'm just gonna get through this one oh i'm supposed to get the fire flower but can i just oh no it's not gone well hang on wait i can do this i can do this okay and then there we go he's hacking again he's giving me anxiety well it's fine we made we saw it true everything's okay what's an rt stream without anxiety exactly like that you guys know the experience at this point that's part of why you watch me there's plenty of other streamers here if you want to feel good about your day i'm the only one that promises you'll be stressed by the end of my content i wasn't supposed to get in here like this show some respect to the game party exactly as intended and now now we got the hard part and we are quite badly injured let's go there we go soaring on the desert winds we haven't had a desert level all this time you know it is standard mario custom to have a desert level now introducing helicopter mario the latest power up for this one oh no oh no no no i went too far this time i just gotta not jump too far at the last bit and that jump there is pretty good oh we're out sorry bird i did i didn't mean the curtain it's probably dead now though i don't know birds can fly out of quicksand bring mario's is best mario oh god you may be like very alone in that opinion my man here's the secret star he only needs 20. he's just a bit peckish he's not as hungry as like the other guys like just a light snack will do me you know i've already had like a big dinner oh this is a green star too luigi is like i thought luigi was supposed to help you get all these um it's just not happening like he's nowhere to be found it sends you lettuce really we haven't found them after a while we're just not gonna need him at this point we've got two of the three he's done nothing for us he found a star on top of like this a house in the start of a galaxy red luigi is in fear here i mean it's true dude you never like you know like smash bros when like so many characters you never want to be the one guy who picks mario so it's like like yo what is wrong with you such a colorful cast here it's like you chose mario of all of them let's go we can make it they seem to give you a lot of time for that one in the original mario galaxy the lives reset after every after every reset the four lives oh okay i haven't reset it once so i don't know i didn't actually realize that okay sand castle is coming to kill us it's fine i gotta be careful not to do that here we're okay oh yeah we're well and we're clear just just let the dramatic music keep playing about we're good oh it's telling us the secret one is here now too gotta get the secret no mario i have the feeling i want to keep a bullet bill stick with me pat all right let's kill all the dry guys too just while we're here this makes me feel happy genocide those guys are already dead to begin with in fairness so you can't fault me for that one i'm not the one who originally killed them okay i think i think we've actually finished dusty doing galaxy for now there's still there's still a comment that we have to do at some point oh never mind the comment is here one more time how many times must we replay dusty dune galaxy we just need to get to the middle come on mario okay dusty dune galaxy is done it's done for real dark matter plan let's go talk to luigi i will talk to him soon we have kind of forgotten about him oh no mario has disintegrated what it's you that's it mario i'm gonna stomp you into space bits like no time for my evil planner to explain it this time it's like what you're still here come on bowser whenever you're ready oh he's got the shadow punch now he's running too far away one two and we're gone second fight down we can now go just fight him at the end of the game we have enough stairs not bad i guess i chose the right guy to be my arch enemy at least he always put up a fight he's just having a fun time like okay until we meet next for tennis you want to go go carton on saturday invite luigi i haven't seen him in a while i think the entire observatory is now lit up uh with this grandstar if we've ascertained the location of your special one please take a look at the circle by your feet the number represents the power stairs you need to reach the set they have to add it so it's one more i think it's literally just one let's go get one more i guess if they can't just keep make it zero um because that would just be like a bit anticlimactic oh no never mind no we have enough we did it it's time uh sure it let's beat the game here we go we're going into the center of the universe but we still have more stars to get this isn't the end but we are going to do this now this is day one of the run uh the fate of the universe let's go i mean we gotta unlock the purple like stars anyway or the purple comets so we might as well just do this just got a platformer away doing fine dandy oh no no oh it's going so well let's try that again oh oh no uh i i'm russian i almost made it i thought i could make it rt is russian it's not what i meant like mario get up speed running won't save you now you bastard get off me made it okay you guys ready for the final boss finally you got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe watch and weep it's just it's just the sun right now it'll roll every pitiful corner of the universe so mario as you can see i got big plans stomping you is at the top of my list he doesn't want to hurt pete she just wants to roll with her bowser's just like he's just like a nice guy tm or something gotta fight like boulder bowser go oh he's going too fast next planet let's get him with that stand there mo bowser next planet stand on there real quick and we've uh beat the final boss uh so that's pretty good for day one we did miss a grandstar um i believe we were supposed to get in the galaxy before this but you know we won't question it that's pretty good yeah doing well now we just gotta beat sunshine tomorrow uh i think we can do a mario game a day oh dear save peach and bowser just dies in a supernova or something it's actually pretty grim but here he is he's he's not doing too well he can normally get himself out of a pickle you know he rides his airship or something but like his star is collapsing everything i worked for my galaxy my empire now i don't think he's gonna survive this one it's like he's literally at the center of a black hole overkill all of reality is going to be destroyed now okay though cause the boomers are here to save us [Music] [Music] uh this seems to cause the big bang as well um and yo this is why there's life on earth now [Music] do you hear the baby stars these newborns will grow up to become galaxies someday when stars die they turn to stardust and scatter across the cosmos eventually that stardust reforms to create a new star so the cycle of life continues you're dead now mario but the cycle never repeats itself in quite the same way [Music] so you'll see mario wakes up outside princess peach's castle and thus the events of mario 64 now start everything's back to normal oh yes all new life carries the essence of stars even all of you welcome welcome new galaxy world's looking a bit reformed now there's a lot more stuff in space there we are it's a new galaxy luigi's still dead he died in the supernote like no one saved him on the observatory so are the totes all the loom is perished but you know mario and peach are fine so here's the next counter that's currently on 59. this number you see represents the number of power stars you need to access another world whether you succeed or fail just attempting the challenge to show something about your character how male toad has opposed to the letter from luigi oh he got trapped in battle rock galaxy okay so new challenge that you have across a lot of galaxies for beating the base game is purple coin comments that you got to collect every purple coin uh in the level oh god it's this one again i mean it should be fine it's the same layout oh god it's a different layout uh i'm gonna have to go faster we're good i just need to make it back no there was no ledge the leap of fate was pretty cool though i'm just saying i did die but you know i felt felt like a badass for a moment there he died in style exactly we're good doing good luigi was under a thing is that him there yeah he's under that i think try to save me sooner next time bro he's probably been there a while because like we actually beat the entire game before we saved him you want this power star right only if you tell rosalina i found this one okay luigi it's not super luigi galaxy don't get ahead of yourself that's the last green star too even though no it's waiting for you out there beyond the green launch star i think it's like three challenge levels but they're all like uh to do with motion controls wanna go to the rolling gizmo galaxy i have a feeling this is gonna be the ball so you can already tell this one's gonna be horrible those are bombs no no oh that's so stressful and you gotta start the entire thing again if you fail there definitely are like different color [Music] i goombas over the side this is going to be the level we died the most on like i can i can very easily tell here oh that's infuriating we're good first try there's a new purple coin in the terrace that's we can finish the terrace right now i'm on edge from that last level does anyone need like five minutes just to recover from the ball i hardest thing with the purple coin levels by the way if you die you do have to start all over that is our first observatory complete i believe if i hit that boulder and fell okay that's that's an observatory down let's do another green star these are all i think these are like just the different types of motion control i think this one's going to be like the manta ray this course is a monster you're sure you want to try it okay you got three minutes to get back here stay calm and just enjoy the surf but was the controls again i'll figure it out go go we're almost there in terms of time right at the end using the control sticker motion controls for that section you have to use motion controls which makes it very challenging the electric labyrinth oh good god i think this one is tough because if you fail you have to start over again and get them all push the bubble miyamoto wants you to use these motion controls not like the massive black hole it's just sitting there too black hole is waiting with anticipation last one is probably the hardest one i don't like this too because i'm still going to be in motion and i've lost control of the camera we're good now you gotta do round two i think if you fail on this one you do have to start it all again and there's also a bullet bill chasing you [Music] go my anxiety just went through the roof that's all the green star galaxy's done i think that's every motion control level for the time being this one is a very tough one if i remember rightly just because it's just a lot of coins you need to collect yeah we are going to be shot at by a lot of stuff so it's going to make it tricky to even see him as time goes on oh oh it's the last one come on go then it almost gave me a heart attack it's the funny number it was gonna happen at some point the funny number is on the screen laugh now laugh that's all you laughing was there still one more in the terrace people are saying i didn't finish the terrace okay well i don't know where that is just yet i don't know if that's a luigi star oh yeah there he is okay let's go get him down from the tree the mario takes flight also known as luigi stuck in a tree it's that tree up there isn't it well that works get luigi home he just shot luigi in the ass he's fine and ghostly galaxy there's still two comments here we need purple coins and the bone pen we gotta go oh this one's awful wait is there more than 100 coins there might be we'll be okay there's more than 100 coins oh thank god for that no god okay 14 seconds to get it this time that's a bit more i thought there was like 100 coins exactly and you have a minute to get him like you have to make every turn but no we're good big mouths gold bait oh oh we got the spooky music remember this penguin's about like something's horribly wrong with the world there we go oh no i my boy i've been talking too long that i can't do the toad voice anymore it'll just it won't sound right man that was close oh mario i almost forgot to tell you something i was trying to get a star but i felt in his treasure chest i'm in so much pain i haven't been able to breed in two days it never sounds right please granny stop don't quit your day job daniel but this is my day job what about your night job this is my night job oh what was that i think he's dead what's that flip oh god it's our first encounter all right are you guys ready for this introducing spring mario as he's locked in a coil oh no he he bounced off that just goes to show how bad this power is i immediately lost it your movement's now restricted to this he doesn't do what he doesn't do water he looks like he's trying to die he's just like in a restraint jacket or something like it's it's not right bring mario shouldn't have been brought into this world come on get get the coin get the coin don't fall no no [Music] oh ahead don't don't fall off the edge the hardest enemy in the game no just get rid of it get rid of it and now i can't get up there no i can i can shoot it hang on let me cheat it please don't tell me i need i think that's a good point to end it today here's a letter from peach now we did save her on yesterday's stream but it's fine she just just has stockholm syndrome so she's gone back to bowser we just had a child in chat but is someone in labor on the stream right now that just like a copy pastor or like i just i just looked over it's like someone had a kid we've had like a baby named after us on the stream we've had someone get married on the stream someone's just actually like gave birth to a child now i don't know what to make of that can we name the baby no no i don't think twitch shaq can actually name this person's child baby's gonna be named like pug champ or something if you do that gonna be honest to say that it's gonna be hard to confirm i was gonna say post a picture or something no like if you just gave birth to a kid like the last thing you want is like this streamer saying like i don't believe you prove it that you just gave birth i don't think i know if i'm gonna be allowed to have kids in future like there's a lot of pictures of me put like you know plushy babies and blenders it's not a good image my wife is giving birth let's play city sky okay guys hospital stream today let's run a poll in the chat do you think it's gonna be a boy or a girl like you know just chat in category oh spring mario you suck i don't know if there's one on top of that oh there is i gotta get it i gotta get it we got it we're good the worst item ever like you just don't feel powerful when you get it playing the game on hard mode do an impression of toad perishing the big bang why do i see holy darkness oh in the end entropy will claim us all oh no the heat death of the universe is inevitable time brings ruin to all oh i don't like this hello sir welcome to a boss planet i i think i heard him oh now he's just angry i think he's dead nope he's just angrier oh god this is one of the coolest bosses in the game i would say okay we got him no come on the fish's feelings too i don't care who do you think i am he's died before i'm just killing him twice it's gold leaf galaxy you remember the honey hive galaxy with the bees well this isn't that this is a completely new and original level you haven't seen before like any likeness is purely coincidental it's it's the same level but it's mirrored if i had to pick maybe my least favorite part of this game maybe it is just the power-ups the ice one is really cool like b-mario kind of sucks the spring mario is like the worst one they've ever made is bean mario in coming no i don't i don't think being mario is a power-up this doctor mario said it should be lawyer mario gotta get better at my aim if i shoot enough of them wait does he stop and wait thank you sir uh there's stuff you can do here with obstacles i believe to try and catch them but you can also just run at them works just as well if not better hunter mario oh no it's mario with a gun just gun mario the power-up he just has a handgun and that's the only thing that's changed that's the power of we need you just shoot him he just walk up the bowser and like shoot him in the face he just slumps down there's a bubble here oh i can just let's turn into bubble mario okay [Music] oh that's it that's all we have to do perfect no but i need to go back up oh i need to get him over here it launched me that's that's kind of scary when he just propels you onto a different planet you want to see like the most anxiety and do something i can do in the game it's just that let's loop around with the gravity oh this this is the planet i was on isn't it no i feel like i'm a tennis ball right now oh my god oh come on i hate it here mario falling to his dead hd 1080p now i can watch mario die in high definition like the re-release we all want us we just get him there go oh you're okay mario bring the claire he killed an innocent mole he really wasn't doing much harm that's the thing the kill count increases yeah like mario is just a murderer at this point most of these people in these galaxies just want to live in peace hundred percent of genocide it's 100 because there's no survivors oh i'm jumping on his head this is actually going to be close no we should be in the clear now he doesn't know how to long jump let's just skip the obstacle course there now who do we have here you some friend of those penguins let's get something clear here land walker the scene's mine see you want to back show some gills and make it through eight rings i'll give you back the world if you complete my obstacle course mario bill see land walk i don't trust them they wear shoes but is he is he gonna speed up or oh no mario you're right there you drown really does feel it why did that lock on the toad we've identified the enemy oh poor toad he just got smacked the shell knows you gotta stop his franchise mario the only you can be in the spotlight i need to do something about luigi's mansions too he's already got three of them speed run once again i mean we're doing like we're at a pretty good pace for completing the game you know we've essentially completed this in two days at least we will by the end of today 100 speed run no debts i mean i imagine some people have done that i don't like this no mario ariel you need you need to get that one oh we got it we're good we're cautious about just standing near the edge uh compared to just doing like backflips here mario is a wanted man in 117 countries that's what happens when you evade your taxes why you got to go to space mario not just countries but galaxies he's evading like literally international law like changing countries what if mario evades space taxes that's kind of weird isn't it because i i when space is eventually colonized right we're gonna have like a system of government like on mars and there's gonna probably be things like the mars tax i was like this is just like your fees for living on mars like well you chose to live in a different planet so you know you gotta pay tax on that like there's gonna be like things like the mars homeowners association the banger of assad i mean i i think every bit of music in this game is just a pop so many good tracks like maybe the only stressful one is the one that plays when you're on the ball because it speeds up rapidly we did it okay here's your gold medal rt smasher world records and every timed event in mario galaxy but the previous world record holder was this penguin specifically no human being has got this far yet world record first try really just a god of gaming it stopped being this good cosmic comet all of these stars are just going to be now do the race again i'm taking the first shell they have to leave a few here's just so we can get one at least i hope he can use the shell because if not like i have a significant advantage here we just gotta jump back here oh i almost missed it how does the shell give speed is the turtle farting inside i think the turtle's still alive he's just hiding in the shell but somehow he's swimming i wouldn't think too much about it fart propeller then you smash a scale after using it well the koopas were evil anyway so i haven't done my flippers couldn't flap anymore but i didn't see a silver star anywhere there's one right there oh god i don't like this oh no thank god we have b mario this one time [Music] few more oh that was stressful i didn't like that oh people missed the pun he's not saying it he said what's all what's all the buzz about the bee mushroom he's gone shy i'm gonna tell him to buzz off top quality jokes you know there was a writer at nintendo who was like yes i got the b pun in instant view count drop like right that's it i'm going home while your penguins living at the sunny beach they'll die don't question it oh it's toy time we finally get to do this one oh that means spring mario's back please do not make me use spring mario i'll fight to the bitter end oh no don't get it can i beat the level without this power up i think i see a part hang on [Music] so far so good okay uh i need a good start i can do it i don't need the pipe anyway that's fine hang on okay what if i do oh we can make it okay hang on no spring required i'm evading this power up as long as i can might need it here at least we lose it instantly when we go on a star runs dead no break this toy it's evil it's not nice rt well i don't know the toy maybe killed someone i don't know why it's evil it's bowser's toy jump on here mario mario dude we gotta spring to the finish oh thank god for that thank you sir he did it minimal spring we have smushed his brain well it's an evil toy so again it's okay employed by bowser and you know they don't have rights the moment for the toy is over you can resume your activities are people still hung up about me killing the toy because i do it again you monster i hope you would yes rt please break my toys like be mario can you do anything right i missed some coins back there someone remember where those coins are and i'll come back from i will not remember thanks thank you chat it's like hey someone take no where those coins are like go yourself rt thanks guys it's good to it's good to have you here i definitely picked the more difficult way to travel and i can tell that just by the way that most of the coins are angled i'm supposed to be going the other way the road less traveled but there's a reason here dark souls of mario right here what would be the dark souls of mario games like the hardest like mario platformer there is mario party this one's just gonna you up if you play it i die couldn't complete it link phases of evil that's not a mario game though what's the dark souls of mario games dark souls 2 nope what what was that he's hacking the game again how do they do that that has to be a speedrun strat or something there but i i can't recreate it i don't know what i did oh no he's cheating i just found a bug and i don't mean be mario oh you be mario he's a hacker guys please sir i can explain this one has one of the hardest levels in the entire game too that we will have to do at some point this is the precursor to that level there should be secret stars in this one somewhere too i'll leave i'll leave you i'll leave you be he's cranky if there's no black holes then we're okay we can just kind of do like jumps as much as you want to see like a dangerous jump please my heart i think it's really like disorienting for us because like we want to have like a fixed point of gravity this game just says like you know that down here potentially oh okay if now if anyone was gonna puke on this stream they probably would have puked on that stage somewhere oh we get the fast fo comment now i think this is for the secret stage okay round two lads get all of these just try not to get smacked down over there taking no prisoners alrighty i'm not sure it's spiked platform could take prisoners i i mean do you know what i mean though i wasn't showing any mercy i don't know if a spike platform could show mercy either dad i feel sick so i'm gonna puke yeah so here is the 8-bit mario part so you got to get every silver star but pretty much everything about the patch is unstable now if we long jump it can make this a bit easier for ourselves and it's not nearly as bad so not too bad that one risky level okay so arguably this is the hardest level in the game this is luigi's purple coins so you know the mario level we just did you have to do it again but grab every purple coin and you're on a clock let's go round two no no no no you need to leave some semblance of a path to get back to which is the harder part of it [Music] oh mario he was doing so well [Music] we're good but we're in a very bad spot right now oh here we go jesus arguably the hardest one no deaths bouncing down cake line don't say that because that implies the existence of spring mario you know we don't tolerate in there okay we might need the spring i don't i don't see a way to proceed anything with spring mario is like my least favorite level in the game i would say i just i don't feel like i'm in control at all thank you this is making me anxious too because there's no gravity mechanics to save me like so how did you die this time mario well it was the child spoon on toy time galaxy that did me do i just need to kill them okay it's going well oh is it blow out the candles maybe yes it is no don't tell me i need the spring he's so high up come on mario he just falls off afterwards too the very least we can hop up quite quickly he doesn't seem to have much resistance to me just ground pounding them let me just do that again real quick mario doesn't look like he's in control of himself at all when he goes up there like he just falls off toy time is complete uh it's just another bowser battle to unlock the next uh observatory king caliente spicy return who was king caliente again oh it was the octopus we gotta play tennis again it's spicier it looks like the pokemon jealous doesn't he elsa is more dead inside than him well jelson came after so maybe he's just the dead king god loving he tried is that the last grand star i don't know if there is another one in the next observatory how much pain can we keep him in we'll just leave him there what have you done crimes against god oh wait no you get to choose your power up you can go be marked up okay there is only one i just fly over to it no it wore off ah i just long jump it that makes it easier it's not cheating if the game allows it just seemed to be more of a level there that i don't think they intended people to just jump past you're ruining my immersion please tell me there's more than 100 coins in this level we also have five minutes to find the last coin we'll have to wait longer if we die ah that's the main thing wait no wait do tornados have human skulls in them oh god they they do they paid a visit to new donk city earlier think about mario is just kind of weird like even the logic of his of the universe here there aren't like that many human beings daisy daisy is dead i don't want to acknowledge daisy as human because that gives her rights if daisy was just deleted from the mario universe it'd just be better list one negative for deleting daisy you can't do it like because there are none nobody likes her luigi would be all alone luigi will be fine he's got to eat god he treats him well no you're ruining my fan fiction rt no no no no no no oh my god karma for disney daisy no one might but i'm right that's the thing i'm right i know i am you angered the daisy fandom she doesn't have a fandom how are you doing toad let me give you a tip there are no purple coins in the sand there's no need to be a smart ass toad uh let me give you a tip uh there's no need to die you know you're not gonna you're not gonna find anything there are you looks so dead inside when he's like that is it just me his head is perfectly stationary there's something wrong with him oh no and i missed one i'm gonna get that and then it's gonna be like go back to where i was isn't it of course it is so we're back on the planet that we started the game of this planet very dear to me i look forward to visiting this planet with the loomis every 100 years the luma that's been traveling at you may also grow up to become a star someday some lumens become planets some become comets and a few become power stars wow mama most really trust you well how about this if you grab all 100 purple coins here you are my trust too it's like rosalina's just giving like like all this backstory i you know i care deeply for my children it's like hi you want to collect more coins uh so this power-up um little spoiler here is never used in any actual levels its sole purpose is for this little bonus level and then you get to use it in the comet observatory afterwards uh it is essentially the wing cap from mario 64. uh but for so except you're just not allowed to use it like anywhere or at all oh that was easy i well i thought i was missing a few more if we get the games only redstar okay boulder guys daredevil run this is actually a very tricky one so daredevil boss but this is the one with all the bombs and the rocks and we go try and hit him in the middle so we can save some time oh that one's near the end so i might okay well i got his hand there we go [Music] we're good put up a bit of a fight he didn't want to go down easy another observatory clear it's tough you know being a plumber and never seen a kitchen this bad it's galaxies and this guy must be in so much pain freeze me he's via my cheat day oh it's a speed boo again he's back you're after it too you have to race me for it let's go i i feel like i'm quite far ahead i have to guess i haven't seen him once well that was easy close match he wasn't even there yeah don't mind all the human skeletons here that's just aesthetic for the racetrack purple coins on the summit oh god okay so we gotta make sure we don't miss any i looked in the water but there were no purple coins oh he he's dying of hypothermia thanks purple toad most of us here will remember your sacrifice why can't i get out i shouldn't have made fun of them blow toads don't sleep you'll catch a cold is this just the sleep toad because he's done nothing but nap narcolepsy toad my favorite mario character oh no i've done it wrong okay i can save i can save i gotta go quick oh i gotta do it again we're good oh no there might be a way back down we might be okay summon is always the pure essence of challenge that burns an adventurous heart leaping from here would take you take all the bone boldness you possess better make sure it's a long jump oh god this [Music] i did it wrong toe just said the long jump dude the mario equivalent of like do a flip imagine toad is a karen sir i would like to speak uh i can't do it my toe voice is gone no i i've been doing the toad voice too much this weekend i always thought this observatory was really cool by the way look at it just a very different aesthetic to all the other ones so it's just gusty garden and this observatory that needs clearing oh god this one it's bouncing you gotta keep a bit of an eye out where it's bouncing too [Music] oh it's near i i could just jump i could have just jumped there okay we're good i think we're gonna hit a big boy number here 100 stars a deep dark galaxy we get some spooky ones in the emo galaxy there's just a cannon here well i mean there is also a planet there [Music] okay well we may have collapsed this entire thing mario is a galactic terrorist we got the death star just have mario destroy alderaan he just pulls the plug oh it's this boss again she's just living here on the planet apparently just shove that in her face holy it's karen it could be karen though i think i like this lore better i am the manager get her out of here can i just fast track over here this is gonna be a tight opening come on mario oh no [Music] you have to trust me oh yeah let's just let's just go around hello there sir powerstar hidden inside that watermelon these ground pounds make those tennis balls hit the watermelon get that power star oh god okay i see what we're doing i don't remember this one at all that's actually really cool [Music] did it people people are freaking out about that plan and i'm not sure why but it scares me melon y'all need jesus hey daniel donating for the first time to celebrate the birth of my son just to be clear i'm the dad mom likes kevin a bit more we're back home now and everything as well we love you thanks for all the laughs and keep being you oh oh my god so it actually happened oh congratulations guys thank you so much i understand if um if the mom likes kevin a bit more like you know kevin didn't immediately accuse your child of not being real no but seriously uh that congratulations ot baby two the sequel no obey you can't call a baby a sequel like if you have two kids you don't just call like the second one kid too kid harder that's not how it works you gotta go with like the die hard uh like you know name and conventions for kids like that's why it's kid harder and like the third one we got kid with a vengeance and someone needs to propose an rt's chat just like through twitch chat sorry at my future wife will you marry me pog champ highlight the message just make sure she sees it you know it's going to be embarrassing otherwise you might need to type it a few times just in case chat moves quick i'm divorcing podcast divorce and stream we need to have a talk in the just chatting category on twitch and you just have to interrupt the conversation it's like babe i just don't think it's working hey xxgamer thanks for the 200 bits gamerboy 69 thank you for the resub 12 months my god lasted longer than my engagement with my wife who would have thought it which is why what i want to talk to you about today darling because i just don't think it's going to work okay guys we need to reach today's pickle so i can pay my divorce lawyer it's just a donation goal i divorce my wife okay guys we're 60 percent progress on the divorce train all right level three divorce we might get custody of the kids now what happens if you get like over the hundred percent though is it like kickstarter then we have like divorce stretch goals yo i go 20 over i get to move out faster help me afford a nicer place after my wife leaves me divorced twice like 200 stretch goal i'll marry a new i'll get a new wife and divorce her too marriage speed run any percent please stop man you've tried out the world for this joke please i just want to watch mario galaxy what category do you go on twitch if it's your wedding just chatting doesn't feel right just to marry it we got this boo who has the star i think i need to get him to a light source come on boo there we go dreadnought galaxy i just don't remember this one i've no recollection of it these are some pretty cool final galaxies we're in though we have 14 more stars to go don't mind the laser beams oh okay they will kill you if you ever get married you better stream it got to make sure that we can still take bits on that though you don't have sub alerts on the stream jesse gives 100 bits and says if you propose to me via stream you're getting a slap love you oh jesse i'm sorry if i missed your message in chat earlier you shouldn't have to give bits just to say that let's keep going like a little town set up that's very cute are you supposed to use the screw uh to basically get across and that's gonna be a new mechanic that we're just going to ignore for now i don't like doing this when the black hole is right there because like if i fall i know exactly where i'm going wait jesse just i will give bert on stream 100 bits equals one push jesse no i gotta jump down to survive hurry up no oh he's down jesus christ you know what i was saying that like the there was a really hard comet with purple coins and you have to collect them while on a moving platform and then that that star was actually relatively straightforward i think i meant this one i think this is the more difficult one yep though this is the terrible one okay this this is a very hard comment and we're gonna do it first try don't believe i'll i'll hook it up you bastard i knew it gotta go we'll get on the second try oh no no no no no i missed one oh no no what you got 99 purple coins i have to be honest i feel bad for you it's just great see you later it's so sad mario dies of depression oh no no all right get up geometry's messed up a bit we're good we're good still in it another incredibly difficult star i think that might be the hardest one that was left oh this is the secret star is it it's the cleaning game again oh no i can do it just gotta be precise that one won't go there one more please explode in time dude just needed to blow up in time come on my man this is the run we're good oh wow i'm never going to take out the trash again now that i know you can just blow it up you better get used to taking out the trash i ain't i'm never doing this again everyone's favorite enemy another beyblade defeated it's a roomba did we ever decide if it was a beyblade or a roomba i feel that's an important discussion the last galaxy we have is the melty molten galaxy sinking lava spire center of dublin it's fallen to ruin i will sure it we'll do the secret one first i think we already have enough i can't remember the way forum is well that is definitely not it how many debts are we on zero song is a banger not top ten but still good speedy comment oh that's not a boss that'll be daredevil no you don't i'm not letting you go back yet your word your job's not done mario why is it why is mario on fire if he touches them like the blades it's like the sensation of burning when you know he should have just been like badly cut mario i don't even know where he was trying to go oh the lava's rising oh i need to go just need to stay alive here the final boss is dublin spire oh yeah we're good just yeah that was part of the strat just just give me a quick booster what do those do though oh that interestingly goes through the snow here's a weapon so you can get him give me that shell i just took a shot of him where's the last one he's in the box gotta go oh we're so close five more okay we're doing good can i no they thought about it just the way i could plan its gravity looks like i have to just check that i saw that coming yeah you know i have to you know i have to do it like that's the popular phrase the kids say right you know i have to do it that's prime millennial humor no dan no i can't just say no just because i'm right i know i am down with the kids i know what's hip you guys hear them fidget spinners you guys played flappy bird yeah i'm hip i'm up to date on the current trends damn daniel no no i forgot this exists oh dear god like like mario like it should just go into the black hole honestly just save yourself the trouble actually wasn't as bad as the green star galaxy but that doesn't mean i didn't hate it okay laugh aspire daredevil run oh god if you like the spire now do it take a greater risk of injury it's the deadly spire i'm gonna take as many risks as i can [Music] maybe i shouldn't have done that and the checkpoints in the daredevil levels no there aren't so if you die you have to start over the whole point is can you do it in one life and jesus i forgot about this whole stage of it too like that they just came in i gotta start it all over now i think it's texas texas is the finest the final level oh my god you're right even on this planet so like there's gonna be someone from texas who comes in it's like you call that hot the planet is literally on fire we're at the final bit we just have to traverse the lavish fire keep calm yeah mary if you cannot just waste time just taking in the view you know i don't need the one up don't tell me i need it because i'll go get it oh the one up no i i don't need it first try daniel has officially defeated the dublin spire once and for all it's dead now go look in dublin it's gone i beat him you don't need to thank me ireland come on mario they just want to live in peace you know what to do mario is an invasive species he just kind of like every like colony or world he's introduced to all life quickly seizes they're a boss on this planet i don't remember if there is hello friend normally he only appears before a boss this is like the uh like the item shop giving you a chance to refresh or like you know like the resupply room was like there's a lot of help potions in this closet in particular there's a big open space ahead oh it's it's the baby i didn't think he'd still be alive it ends how it began don't kill him again he's run a bit too fast you can't get up baby slow down you were just born how are you so quick we got him baby has been deleted just how he started this playthrough this comment took me an hour my first time playing well we're gonna do it first try just you watch go up hopefully this looks like a job for spring mario clap you don't know what you're saying the end is very much in sight lads there is one purple coin comet left and then that's it so we're gonna do one thing before then too as promised some people are requesting that we check out the storybook so we're gonna we're gonna catch up on that now we should have every chapter get the mario lore let us begin after one the celestial duo our story begins a very very long time ago with a young girl one day this girl spotted a rusted spaceship holding a small star child [Music] what's your name are you lost the girl asked the star child i'm looma and i'm waiting for mama she's coming for me on a comment that the star child who had been waiting day and night don't worry i'll wait with you the little girl promised luma at nightfall the little girl borrowed her father's telescope and peered into the sky she looked and looked but she saw nothing hours turned into days and then years but still the sky revealed nothing finally the little girl sighed and said to luma if we stay here looking much longer i'll be an old lady soon but then she had an idea why don't we go out there and find your mother ourselves girl and luma fixed up the rusty spaceship and the two set sail into the starry sky this is how the search for the celestial mudder began chapter 2 star bits days pass with no sight of the comet or even a single planet instead asteroids extended for as far as the eye could see if i'd known it was going to take this long i would have packed more jam said the little girl above the rumble of her belly before they left she had packed all the essentials telescope butterfly net stuffed bunny bread milk jam apricot flavored tea but i forgot to bring water at this luma burst into gales of laughter and the girl began to pout long as i have star bits i'll be fine said luma want some the little girl couldn't stay mad after hearing this luma continues to laugh and the girl couldn't help but join in alright maybe just a nibble leaning far of the ship the pair began to collect star bits with the girls net they almost fell out a few times but they kept on collecting star bits tasted like honey chapter 3 the commas a beam of light pierced through the ship's window thinking it was the morning sun the girl v peered through the window only to find a turquoise blue comet shimmering at her the little girl shook the sleeping luma awake and shouted excitedly we have to get that comment the pair descended on the comet and found it was made of ice they looked high and low but luma's mutter was nowhere to be found exhausted the little girl sat down with a flop utterly unable to take another step look peering down at the icy ground where luma was pointing the girls suddenly noticed clusters of star bits encasing the ice pretty good huh but finding star bits is my specialty said luma beaming there's ice here but it's so warm i bet there's water here too the two decide to stay on the comet for a while riding the turquoise comet pair continue their search for loomis mutter chapter 4 the dream one night the girl dreamed about her own mutter where are you going she asked her mutter retreating back without turning her mother replied don't fret dearest i'm not going anywhere i'm always watching over you like the sun in the day and the moon and the night a wave of sadness washed over the girl what about when it rains and i can't see the sun or moon her mother's hot for a moment before responding i will turn into a star in the clouds and wait for your tears to dry when she awoke the girl's face was damp with tears you have star bits in your eyes said luma to the girl wiping her face the girl replied these are tears not star bits i'm crying because i'll never see my mother ever again at this luma began to cry too mama oh mama that's i had to do a crying the pair traveled through the starry skies and though they encountered many other comets not one of them held luma's mother luma was despondent now now luma the rain clouds won't go away if you keep crying the girl said given luma a squeeze i'll give you a present if you stop the girl closed her eyes and said gently i'll take care of you with these words she felt a small spark in her heart chapter five home the kitchen would go over go here and the library would go over there the girl said busily to herself we'll put the gate here ever since the girl took luma under her care she'd been bustling about at a feverish pace it's a lot of work but it's worth it to make a happy home it turned out that starboats weren't the only thing buried in the ice there were tools and furniture unlike any they had ever seen the girl used them to build a home looking at the completed house luma remarked don't you think it's awfully big for just the two of us but a library bedroom kitchen fountain and a gate it was certainly spacious but still something seemed to be missing only my father brother and mother were here the girl said wistfully indeed the house was too large for its two small residents [Music] that night clutching her favorite stuffed money close to her heart the girl fell asleep in the starship chapter 6 friends then one day while the girl sat sipping tea a tiny apricot-colored planet appeared on the horizon from the planet another luma of the same color emerged the you two know each other the girl asked the two loomis gleefully despite the girl's excitement they seemed uneasy the two lumas neither drew grew closer nor backed away from each other instead they just stared and one luma broke the silence my mama at once the apricot loomer pirated back my mama my mama my mama my mama the two loomers began to dance around the girl frantically and neither showed any sign of stopping the girl was so charmed by this adorable scene she couldn't help but laugh that's when something strange happened [Music] suddenly more lumas began to pop out from the apricot planet they were different colors but they all shout the same thing my mama my mama side of all the shouting lumas only made the girl laugh harder what am i gonna do with all these children the lumas just stared blankly as she doubled over laughing i guess we'll have to name each and every one of you tomorrow once she had finished naming them all she would begin moving all the loomis into the new house chapter 7 the telescope after seeing their 100 comet a sudden thought popped into the girl's head i wonder if my home planet is still as blue as it was that's when she remembered her father's telescope peeking into the telescope a tiny blue dot floated into sight it was smaller than a star bit no strange it's so far away but it feels so close twisted the knob of the telescope and the blue dot group grew until she could make out a grassy hill dotted with flowers seemed very familiar to her zooming even closer a terrace on the hill came into view i used to go stargazing there when i lived on my home planet you remembered rubbing the sleep out of her eyes as she followed her father up that hill to look at the stairs he remembered how she and her brother sled down that hill she remembered having picnics with her mother on that hill on bright and windy days and i want to go home i want to go home right now the girl burst into tears and the lumas didn't know what to do i want to go home i want to go back to my house by the hill i want to see my mother the girl was shouting now her face wet with tears but i know she's not there i knew all along that she wasn't out there in the sky because because she's sleeping under the tree on the hill girls cries echoed through the stars and a hush fell over the area chapter eight the wish though usually quite cheery one day the girl became sad again luma drew close and tried to comfort her mama you still have me don't be sad about your mama because she's a part of you that means she's always close by it's like me i love star bits because they remind me of my mama no no the girl said unable to stop the tears a lonely look flickered across luma's face but it was soon replaced by a wide grin i have an idea i will transform into a comet a soaring comet that can carry you all on this journey with that luma trail and bands of with that luma trailing bands of white soared high into the sky just as quickly started to plummet back down kaboom kablam the ground shook and a bright light poured out of the crater that the luma had created [Music] bands of light twisted together to form a comet tail and then luma emerged reborn as a commerce the girl could scarcely believe her eyes but how she kept asking our destiny as loomis is to transform into different things said a red luma who had suddenly appeared stars comets planets we can become all of these things when i grow up i want to become a star that makes someone special smile that a green luma blue luma chimed in that luma turned into a real cutie of a comet didn't he all of the lumens together said no more crying mama thank you that the girl in a whisper pulled the lumas close and hooked them from that day on darbits no longer fell from the girl's eyes [Music] comet the comet set fort for the girl's home planet it's long tail blazin proudly behind us final chapter family with its many lumas lumas and telescopes the comet was quite a sight to behold the girl in the looms were proud to call it home at a welcoming party for a new luma the girl gathered everyone in the kitchen and said in a louder voice than usual all right everyone let's make a cake a cake sprinkle with starbucks then it'll be a star cake the loomis excitedly began to gather the ingredients as she watched the loom and scurry about the girls smiled and thought to herself this is my family now and i will stay with them until they're ready to leave the nest and when they do leave i'll see him off with a smile because that's what makes a mutter happiest that night when the girl lay down to sleep a soft light enveloped her and reminded her of the blue planet she once called home it would be nice to return home once every hundred years nap in my favorite sleeping nook the comic carrying the loomis and the girl continues on its journey to this very day with more family members in tow that can be counted it's that the comet visits the girls home planet once every hundred years it's proud white tail glittering in the sky the end that's all that's all my story is finished i hope everyone enjoyed that isn't that just like the sweetest thing in the game okay my favorite galaxy in the game for the final time for the final star gusty garden purple coins on the puzzle cube let's go oh god we don't have a lot of time like 100 coins let's go let's go ah yeah there's more than 100 grand there we go we just got the last star they're putting mario galaxy on switch yeah dude this is slash hello welcome to the stream we just got the last star [Music] we now have enough star power to go to another world before that we must help your special one are you prepared to travel to the center of the universe right then off we go gotta fight bowser one more time bowser must die again get hyped we've killed him like four times already one more time speed run i'm just trying to concert i don't i don't want to it up it's going to be very anticlimactic if we just like die hello where did the ledge go oh come on here we go finally you got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe again on this galaxy i'll roll a great galactic empire with peach by my side it will last forever till it crumbles again as you did earlier in the place root need to make sure that he comes back here there we go whenever you're ready and we've done it for a second time you were my brother oh we did it it's not as intense here because it's a clear star you did it again like you already have this star so we can't count it junior is dead for good yeah like you don't even see junior like alive like in this cutscene it's just bowser who made it bowser jr like just went into the sun and like was incinerated all the lumas sacrificed themselves to save reality from collapsing you hear the baby stars these newborns would grow up to become galaxies someday the screams of the looms oh no screams of the death they know that only the void awaits them that's why they scream they don't have the plot armor that marry unless junior is alive wait was bowser jr there i know i know bowser's alive i was hoping his son got incinerated though that's a downer there is a twist there is still something else something is different this time when you beat the game while luigi steps out with a golden glove fine i'll do it myself super luigi galaxy you can now play as luigi 120 stars right luigi no stars you now get the option to play the entire game through as luigi and collect all the stars again but the thing is if you beat the game as luigi right there is an additional level that you don't get by regular me super luigi galaxy will happen we gotta start the entire thing again but we will do it to get the bonus scene [Music] i

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