I Never Played Cookie Clicker. I Regret Playing Cookie Clicker.

earth's cookie's going to be clicked [Music] achievement unlocked wake and bake grandmas become unlocked a nice grandma to bake more cookies it's a treatment unlocked and treatment unlocked you cooked the cookie you clicked on grandma i mean clearly like the goal here is to just automate this so that i don't have to bottle anything it was that lucky i got the golden cookie that was an achievement as well hover over the grands they're all like in their late 80s and 90s the grandmas ain't gonna die over time are they there's a mine now mine's out cookie dough and chocolate chips it's 1.4 million oh we have to name the bakery so who's robot kitten that sounds right keep buying more grandmas we can get some more curses into i want to get like the complete circle was there a gold cookie did i miss it like oh no you messed up your strategy you're not going to get the cookie clicker or like world record now reset the game like start over this is the worst cookie clicker content i've ever seen he doesn't even know the grandma secret strat please remove the notifications i'm not going to dismiss them the entire game let's see like how many of these we can just pile on upgrades unlocked six out of 613 oh there was a golden i missed it oh my god why is there this many achievements you could probably make some cookies back by selling a grandma can i wait can i sell them i don't know how it works you guys could just make it up at this point click the goddamn cookie i'm trying for a man that's literally just cooking on a clicky sorry cooking on a clicky clicking on a cookie cooking on a clicky he's lost it his brain is just like turned to mush oh cookie production increased by plus seven for 17 seconds oh my god quickly invest invest it's died down now it's died down but we have we've increased our rate of production to 3 800 cookies that's pretty good can i get the double farm one next oh no there's another double grandma minor grandpa there's a bank as well generates cookies from interest let me get my 50 grandmas first only one more we need here we go now costs a hundred grand for a grandma farms are trap what are you talking about oh if you if you will too many farms you'll call the it cause the ecosystem to collapse you know and the cookie economy will be in shambles i can get up to 50 farms do you want to get 50 of everything no get the bank let's buy a bank was there a gold cookie oh i didn't pay attention ah they'll come back they'll come back i think i want to get horribly distracted here 10 more farms that might produce more than one bank rt no how much is it for the next 10 farms it's 5.9 million i know i'm saving for the bank but a part of me just feels this overwhelming need to have at least 10 factories and the sad thing is i gotta wait a while until i get one another factory cookie production by one percent so what what do we say for now oh wait oh is there a gold cookie i wasn't paying attention i keep reading chat clean your room and your achievement block daniel no i'm not doing it i'm gonna get access to the computer and clear your loan i'll never clear this lock the cookie i got it buy a bank buy a bank quickly invest everything we need as many as possible use repetitive strain set to be this year's most popular baby that's not a good name for a baby the secret to this game is that no matter how inefficient you are you are always making progress like for some people i imagine this must be like let me let me search this up hang on cookie clicker strategy guide it links in in this walkthrough guide a younger jacksepticeye playing it oh god he's almost clean-shaven how far did he get if you liked it punch that like button i know jack we're already ahead of you we're already ahead of him he can't help us that's a shame okay the strategy guide can't help us oh is there a gold cookie you [ __ ] chris thanks for 11 good humble addition to the daniel for the love of god get rid of the achievements fund how much money have people given at this point for me to clear this log press x no i'm not falling for that one it's not falling for that one like ten dollars for every achievement you remove the most amazing stream when your streams always make me happy even a hard day thank you for the happiness you're bringing everyone thank you very much am i bringing everyone so much happiness right now with this log i never thought you could play cookie clicker wrong i'm clicking on the cookie aren't i captain gives 1500 bits for the fun to never close the achievements there's a [ __ ] back and forth now and this is another one mr mustache daniel please i need this money to feed my family but my eyes are bleeding with those achievements i'm never doing it i've made this clear it's like ugly gives 420 bits don't go in to give in to the pro closers what does that even mean hand gave 20 quid as well please keep the achievements up stay strong what do you mean stay strong oh my god he's so brave keeping the achievement window open let me i'm retitling the stream someone gave a hundred quid okay i've updated the stream title i will never close the achievement window trust 10 000 bits please close the notifications it's ruining me i've never seen someone be so bad at cookie clicker i'm not doing any i'm clicking the [ __ ] cookie just get the temple i can get the 10 farms though i'm so i can't help it it's just constant anarchy every time i read the chat now it's like why isn't he clicking the cookie what's with the window you can resize the window click the x by grandma is it better for me to buy a temple or that cookie oh we just like power on for the for the temple now i think we do i can get 10 more factories instead though [ __ ] it we're on the clock get up okay we got a lot of upgrades there 97 000 cookies per second i got everything but the temple that people wanted me to you think it's bad with the achievement window up oh i can make this so much worse i can make it so much worse you want to see worse it's all ruined he lost 250 viewers when he clicked one of each there's just some people like no [ __ ] this i'm out i'm off okay i i want to have a relaxing evening i'm tired of this [ __ ] okay temple has been bought that ups production by about 10 10 000 lucky day golden cookies appear twice as often and stay twice as long so i'll miss even more of them is what you're saying chocolate mine's found to cause earthquakes and sinkholes oh gosh can i get 50. you've used viral video too many cookies could be a grim commentary on the impending crisis our world is about to face says famous economist oh god so [ __ ] is really starting to hit the fan we need more cookies it's a wizard tower summons cookies with magic spells this is gonna take forever scientists predict imminent cookie related end of the world becomes joke among appears that can't be good it begins oh that's really ominous it's cheaper for me to get a bank than a fact i need i can upgrade a lot of stuff now wait do i want to keep saving for the wizard tower i i think if i just upgrade all these i'm going to be doing pretty good a real gamers hands don't care if they get careful title i i don't know if that's true real gamers have no regard for their health or well-being yeah that's right i'm a gamer i don't take care of myself grandmas get exponentially better they do seem to be like increasing in power which is quite terrifying got it they're very expensive 100 cursors even unlocked of mice and men five percent of upgrades my god there must be a lot how many hours of people put in this game too many i already have 160 hours oh my god you've had the game open for three years holy [ __ ] so like back in the day before people mind it mined like cryptocurrency was it just cookie clicker sugar lumps because you baked a billion cookies in total you're now attracting sugar lumps be able to harvest them when they're ripe after which you may spend them on all sorts of things sugar lump is still growing will take 19 hours to reach maturity i'm gonna have to wait a long time to collect that is that like re that that's actual time i don't get a sugar lime for 20 hours oh is there a gold cookie uh it's too late i'm going to cry you'll have 16 billion after eight hours right now i'll just go to bed now like i'll post a picture it seems like it seems to be the easier way to play this game just just leave it i just stream this overnight and not be here just let cookie clicker run oh no would i be able to do that if i just leave the strike do i just say at some point like right i'm clocking off for the night and i just leave the game open terms of service does not allow it okay if you record it and play the occasional cough nobody would know i like record like some voice lines like hey guys it's daniel here playing cookie clicker oh hang on i gotta go i gotta go to use the bathroom real quick hey guys it's daniel here playing cookie clicker oh hang on i gotta go i gotta go to use the bathroom real quick but i play that like just every half hour and it's just like another clips like oh i needed that okay where we leave off guys let's play some more cookie clicker yeah oh i needed that okay where we leave off guys let's play some more cookie clicker yeah oh there's a golden cookie look at the golden cookie oh no i missed it oh my mouse is unplugged i've lost control of the game i can't find the batteries anywhere because you know that's the cover story voice line that i play every now and then so if anyone asks why it isn't the curse is a golden cookie look at the golden cookie oh no i missed it oh my mouse is unplugged i've lost control of the game no guys i'm not removing the achievements because that's a log of my progress in this game that's my story no guys i'm not removing the achievements because that's a log of my progress in this game that's my story hey guys it's daniel here playing cookie clicker oh hang on i gotta go i gotta go to use the bathroom real quick oh i needed that okay where where we leave off guys i think i did that a little quick cookie clicker yeah i need to use the battery real quick oh i needed that yeah you got it you got to wait like at least two minutes that sounds like i just shot myself in my chair oh oh [ __ ] nothing's pre-recorded here i'm talking to you live like xx gamer i see your message in the chat let's play some more cookies yeah it's a real straight guys oh oh there's a golden that's like a voice line of itself uh we need to make progress to a hundred uh grandmas oh does it go how did a voice lie about your finger hurt okay guys i'm going to take five hands getting real sore you know i can't i can't make all these cookies myself you know i can't i butchered that voice line hands getting real sore you know i can't i can't make all these cookies myself you know i can't i butchered that voice line oh i needed that xxx gamer give six quid hey rtdaniel heard you saw my message in chat just want to say you're awesome stay epic gamer thanks xxx gamer how far away away away from a sugar lump uh just another 19 and a half hours oh and then we gotta wait for it to ripen which will take another day and then it will fall another day after so i think like saturday so one of your grandma's if i sell a grandmother she's worth 22 million to sell at this point is it really gonna get to the point where it's like yeah you you need you need 200 grandmas there's a hundred retirement home unlocked now we need 500 million to upgrade the grand months but you level them up with sugar lumps oh no and you gotta wait physical time for all that i i laughed at that like because like someone said that like they played this game for three years and i thought that was absurd i think it's just accurate okay all right i'll get a wizard tower i'll get a wizard tower before i finish tonight all right just click as much as i can okay wizard tower uh that generates 60 000 cookies per second do i dare close the achievement window what does pass me think no guys i'm not removing the achievements because that's a log of my progress in this game that's my story i guess we can't close it her teeth please go to bed but it's so close to a hundred million a second we can get it we can get it xxx with those of bits why rt shouldn't close this game it means closing the achievements that's true if i get another wizard tower or you know even one more golden cookie need one more 40 million cookies that's the wrong kind of luck i've had those cookies 40 million i need more more more i can quit anytime i want major city being renamed repetitive strainville oh that's not a good town i'm not looking away i'm like ignoring chat now you could all be on fire and i wouldn't know help finally free from this case just one more golden cookie that's all i'll take and we need the spaceship then we need whatever this is for 75 billion the number must be bigger there it is there it is there it is more more we need more more invest in more temples the whole planet is enjoying your cookies princess grandma we now get like a billion cookies julie's concerned for my well-being has opened the door we need more [Music] okay i think that's enough let's play some more cookie clickers yeah it's a real straight guys oh yeah oh i needed that

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Length: 15min 7sec (907 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 15 2021