r/RareInsults {3}

yo get this this movie was so bad that aang has a permanent down boat symbol on his head jesus oh jake when are we gonna stop where are we gonna stop clowning on this movie because it's been out for nearly over a decade it's not even really the kid's fault that the movie was bad it's just can we stop because the movie's already dead and we've just been kicking its corpse for years now straight from the huffington post women twitter account apple emoji finally acknowledged that women work out too to be honest i would hate for my life to have so little meaning that i would look to emojis for affirmation oh that's just a real statement more than an insult to be honest maybe it's just me but i never understood this we need to make emojis intersectional and progressive i never understood that i i always saw emojis as just a way to i guess garnish or decorate a text message to be honest i mean is it really that deep for people that there needs to be multiple different types of emojis that cover every single identity known to man dude if you don't stop saying that my mom's built like a pringles can i swear to god i'm gonna break every single bone in your body in alphabetical order yeah yeah that's right cobalt that's right you you better mess him up you're going to break his calcaneus bone first one i didn't know that you could break your heel i didn't know that was possible but okay i guess it's a bone you can break it and two this list was updated in 2011 i thought we found all the bones there's still new bones to discover shout out to the people who don't hurt my feelings okay worm you're my greatest enemy and i truly will add a single grain of sand to your room every day until you succumb to the desert oh my god i love you pookie thank you for making me laugh and smile i don't know how often you hear this but thank you oh man you're my best friend and i will add a single grain of sand to your room every day until you succumb to the death insurance adjuster be like 1150 best dude gamestop had 30 copies of fallout 76 before the looting started after the dust settled they had 40. yo we have ourselves a rare double clown not only are we clowning on gamestop and how they literally just rob kids of their games which they've done to me on occasion and then there's the inclusion of fallout 76 and clowning on the fact that that game was utter ass it was horrible god awful terrible it was an awful game and i'm pretty sure a lot of you guys agree with me it was not good it was not good i played it and i couldn't get through it because the game kept glitching i swear i'm being serious the game was built like a female bone marrow baby whoa the maximum edge in this photo you got ourselves a guy holding a plane ar unsighted we just got a bare rail here i understand you can only afford the gun you're over here smoking a unlit cigarette and the best one the coup de gras the the icing on the cake to an edgy photo is a gross background a messy room you need to clean your bedroom i was gonna say you're cute but the fact that you don't know where to put your finger on a loaded gun without intent to fire probably means you don't know where to put it on a woman oh [ __ ] i didn't even know oh my oh my god oh that's awful dude you look like a human version of mark zuckerberg he does he does all the way down to the hairline sorry girls but andy bierseck isn't that hot he looks like if sheldon had an emo phase oh my god that that is a that is a visual that is very um that is very true my man's does look like if sheldon was into scene and uh scene culture which is something that i remember from middle school and cringing seeing all the girls in my school with all sorts of purple and black hair and and every other word out of their mouths was either jeffree star or um what's his name what's his name social repose bro yo caterpillar ugly you say say something like that again and i'll make sure you have an irrational fear of eggs dude oh oh oh jesus okay someone's ups oh my god someone's really upset you know i wouldn't like that either if someone just threw some some rubber objects into my window like that smashing my window and scaring me on a sunday morning i i guess whatever i did i deserve it i mean i must have done something awful hey tom i i know that i cheated on my wife with your girlfriend and it's awful and i'm sorry but when you said i hope you never pay off your student loans that's excessive take that back what no i'm meant it hey very funny love a witty comeback anyway shut up or i'll date your mom and get her to buy you crappy clothes for christmas that's awful but not really because uh to all my younger viewers out there who are like oh my gosh if my parents bought me clothes for christmas i'd be a little bit bummed because i didn't get like the playstation 5. trust me when you're an adult making that adult money you can buy as many playstation 5s as you want no one will stop you and christmas time is just another opportunity for you to get free stuff there's nothing better than free pajama pants that you didn't pay for and they're the best pajama plants because they're bought by your family and they know what you like and they know they know how you fit they remember your pants size so that's great free clothes that you didn't pay for it's great stuff all right i'll bite what do i do for a living you work as a butler at a haunted mansion and you put your little hand in the mashed potatoes it must be so nice having a brain so smooth it just rolls around in your head like a ball bearing oh i like this one i like it it's good it's tastefully like smart and witty and mean i'ma steal it it's mine i'm gonna use this on online discourse all the time and give no credit cause i'm a person all the internet and no one can stop me if you leave i will personally make your spine look like a sign wave have you ever just read something so beautiful that you're willing to go out of your way to become a teacher just go go through all the schooling what maybe six years of schooling to become like i don't know a biology teacher so i can work and teach and educate minds and have one moment where a student tries to leave my classroom before the bell and i can say if you leave i will personally make your spine look like a sine wave and in that moment my whole life will make sense and i can just have a heart attack and die and be happy some people have resting [ __ ] face adam driver has wresting professor of theology listening to his students present a report on religious symbolism and medieval art that they copied off a wikipedia face wow that is so specific i seriously can't see it any other way i where did this come from are you okay did you cheat in your class the lead singer of death tones looks like someone who's been bitten by a radioactive guy fieri he he does he really he really does you know what a radioactive guy fieri biting somebody else that sounds like that sounds like a really good superhero movie dude literally too much information a single sperm has 37.5 megabytes of dna information in it that means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1587.5 terabytes of information oh my god that's a lot of information to swallow oh who you fooling stephanie we all know you're the biggest database hi check your notes for a little surprise oh joy another scam bot with money raffle i'm gonna eat your grandparents ashes and [ __ ] them down your throat it really be like that though because you get messages and emails from these people that are just trying to scam you and you just want human connection or you just want someone to be nice to you and no they're just trying to take money out of your pockets and it's not nice it's mean it's the big sad man randomly attacks 92 year old woman in new york city yo i really hope that guy snags his [ __ ] and balls in a bear trap now i've given this a lot of thought of how this could occur uh snagging means that it's like gradual movement and then you get caught right so is he dragging his nuts across the ground maybe in a forested area where bears are common and he's just hoping to hit a bear trap or does he have a bear trap that's hanging between his thighs and then it snags i i really like the first option better i can't get enough just thinking about this awful guy dry humping the ground and then accidentally landing onto a bear trap bruh no offense but that haircut is the reason why hats were invented yeah yeah you you need a beanie you need a hat just staple to the top of your head because no that is that even hair it looks like he got some hair off of his dog and just kind of laid it on his head and the entire time he's balancing it this is that cannot be his hair no i refuse to believe haha i ruined your 69 likes lol oh my goodness at limelight one day i will meet you and we'll form a long emotional bond and grow old together and once you're on your death bed i'll ask you about the moment you took away my 69 legs away from me and i'll proceed to unplug your life support as your life begins to fade away you'll look towards me and the last thing you'll see before you take your final breath will be me laughing by your bedside while t-posing to assert my victory someone said blac chyna built like mewtwo and i can't stop seeing this it's the thighs it's truly the thighs like oh my god who did that to you bruh her coffin's gonna look like a guitar case jen bricker who was born without legs is now a successful aerialist wow look at that her arms must be insanely strong for her to pick up literally the rest of her body that's crazy that's some crazy stuff yo i'm gonna go to hell for this but she looks like an airpod oh my god she does she does i mean i can't how can i not laugh at that am i really not awful dude she does that man simon cowell used to look like the fun uncle at parties but now he looks like a dad that just found out his daughter was in a 6-9 video grandma all people think about is sex these days also grandma jesus christ that's a family oh my god it's a lot of there's there's two babies in her arms yo her uterus is a clown car what's up everybody it's your boy aileros aka panda daddy and i hope you enjoyed today's video and if you did let me know in the comments down below and leave a like if you liked the video and if you're new to my channel go ahead and subscribe fam what you doing watching videos and not subscribing and if you all make sure to hit that bell so you get these notifications every time seriously go ahead and take a look at that bell take a look at this picture make sure it looks like that so you get all these notifications and as always you're going to think the patreon supporters so thank you to taki bunny boo dustin canned eggplant kyle host mark heath myers hannah pixie art five lil ring green catherine taylor jason arolina rajen clara john robinson ethan vermont noob slur trenton golden trojan geet master arjun noah brody 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Id: EkfB7Lm3Cu0

Length: 11min 37sec (697 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 27 2020