r/CringeTopia {15}

my pronoun so of course we have he him his himself and they them theirs themselves and then we also have voivoi voi void voids void self and ender enders and and yourself death death deaths death self picks pixel pickles pic pics pixel pixels pixel self vile vile vials violet self tag yourself i'm attractive no you're not no you're not i can tell you're not because you have an anime profile picture and you just put a female hotness index on you on your twitter like people are actually going to come out and be like oh i'm a girl and i'm from this nation look how look how hot i am and also apparently all of sub-saharan africa is just revolting matter of fact i'm starting to notice that much of the southern hemisphere is revolting i'm seeing a trend here one look at this photo and if you're a true ailers fan you already know what the caption is about to be this is on twitter you already know you already know and if you're a new fan i'll need you to subscribe first but then i'll show you i'll show you exactly why everybody on the ehlers you know discord ailers twitter instagram and youtube channel are all just incredibly traumatized in [ __ ] up here it is me and my sweet sweet lover lying in bed together cuddling without anyone noticing they would be mad if they saw him in the bed i wish i could teleport to this dude's bedroom and flatten his head with a sledgehammer um why do straight people get to be pregnant for free but gay couples have to pay to have a kid this is horrible this is homophobic are you kidding me are you this dumb yes all of twitter is like this and elon musk is gonna make it better everybody on that platform is equally [ __ ] and if you're not i'm certain that twitter will make you [ __ ] it will make you stupid you'll see every single god-awful post on the planet and your iq will drop 20 points okay so we have a dating app i'm unsure which dating app this is we have a uh i was about to say young woman jesus christ angel 45 years old six feet seven figures eight inches or keep it moving ma'am i'm certain everybody's moving you're 45 years old me saying that you're past your prime is an understatement you're basically elderly somebody needs to check this woman's ego or hubris or something because she's living in wonderland hi everyone you want to get verified on our subreddit if you reach these requirements you may have a chance if you're black please send us a mod mail with a picture of your forearm beside a handwritten note with your username the date and time upload the photo to imager and send us the imager link in the mod mail explicitly letting us know that you're applying as black so we can flare you up a flare you appropriately are you are you sure if you are a non-white poc send us a mod mail with a picture of your forearm beside a handwritten note with username date and time upload the photo to imager and send us the imager link in the mod mail explicitly letting us know that you're applying as a non-white poc non-white poc will not receive a flare but can participate in country club threads we considered non-white poc to include but are not limited to latinos asians middle easterners and native slash indigenous peoples if you're applying as a white ally please send us a mod mail explicitly stating you are applying as a white ally and you'll receive further instructions from us how come every single progressive subreddit needs to know what race you are and then will categorize you as such it genuinely boggles my mind that these people are so concerned with race back in the day there used to be wignet and nat sock subreddits who were just as you know concerned with race as these people are but for a totally different reason they just wanted to all white subreddit at least with the nat sock subreddits their motives were clear with progressive subreddits i really don't understand why they need to know your race it's almost like they're trying to treat you a certain way given whatever race you are friendly reminder if you're white there's no reason to use a reaction gif of a black person aka digital blackface when there's literally a shit's creek gift for everything disrespectfully shut the [ __ ] up i hate people like this who go out of their way to invent racism i've never heard a single person in real life outside of twitter genuinely talk about digital blackface because it doesn't make any sense they're gifts it's funny it's a reaction gif no one cares the only people who do care are people who are so entrenched in the race conversation that they need to invent new racism to ensure that their jobs are preserved that's th that's it they're just inventing new types of ways to divide people so that they can earn their money yo i'm a whole different [ __ ] when i'm off the clock yo he's so edgy he's smoking a joint and holding a high point oh my god and the dude's wearing a gold chain and a g-shock watch why is he such a poser why is he trying to fit in so hard oh you're so different off the clock you seem like the lamest person on the planet and i bet if your friends found out this is the way that you're talking online they beat it out of you after two months of talking i told this guy yesterday that i wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded it's been great hope you have a good one and then he blocked me no effort no pressure applied i'm devastated hold up let me get this straight you're devastated because he respected your decision this is a sign of a very immature woman there's nothing wrong in liking the chase when it comes to relationships but if you're genuinely devastated when you tell a man that you're not interested and then they treat you that way then you have some problems that you need to sort out you probably don't need to be dating anyone because you're not mature enough to be able to handle romantic relationship with another human i'm happy to say that women who act like this are in the minority and at the end of the day the only ones that are getting hurt are themselves because they're pushing away men that they're genuinely interested in but still at the end of the day it's tragic um sorry sir no pets allowed excuse me that's my why all my why is this fandom still so popular why is there so much art like this out here where people have romantic connections with ponies with literal animals like can we not have that can we just stop it doesn't makes it is the show still even going i don't know bro this is just perverse breaking every woman in your life now has at least a small crush on vladimir zelinski and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it sweet jesus i'm begging liberals to stop treating an actual war like a tv show with fun characters this next clip is of a man trying to tell us not to call him a cuck because it's derogatory and he doesn't like it even though he admits to letting his wife screw other men all while he has to sleep on the couch so i choose to allow my girlfriend to sleep with other men that doesn't give you the right to call me a cuck and this is a message for all the people out there using that hateful language why don't you try going a day in my shoes where you are with someone you love very much and you want them to be able to express themselves physically and spiritually in a way that perhaps they can't do with just you now personally i would never sleep with another woman i love my girlfriend very much but i know that her needs require her to have the right to explore that territory and if it means i have to sleep on the sofa a few days a week then you know so be it ultimately our relationship means more to me than you know my ego or my jealousy so think about what you're saying when you use that word in one way putin did as a favor historically every president running for reelection during a war has won screw you i'm serious anything that keeps trump out of the white house i embrace whiny [ __ ] clutching their pearls and trying to police my tone will be blocked if trump gets back in office we'll have casualties from the war and the genocide of lgbtqia people i'm not kidding when my father and my son both had cancer at the same time i desperately clung to any bit of silver lining to get me through it's how i process trauma and i don't give a [ __ ] what you think of my process you genuinely just said war is good as long as orange man isn't in office and you went out of your way to make up a claim that lgbtqia people are going to be genocided when donald trump is re-elected which is ridiculous but seriously the cherry on top of it all is your response to all of the vitriol that you almost certainly got is to trauma dump and say that the reason why you reacted in this way is because of some sort of tragedy in your past which is so typical with people like you you're allergic to accountability and the only way that you can avoid any sort of consequences for your actions is by saying that the reason why you act badly is because of bad things that happened in your past oh my god you know he's broke when he buys you water and you know you're broke when you depend on someone else to pay for your meal how can you be so bold in telegraphing your poverty how are you gonna brag on somebody else's money or make fun of someone else for being broke when you're not paying for your own meal i seriously just don't understand where the mentality comes from because if anybody's broken this situation it's you you can't afford your own meal you can't afford your own rent you can't afford your own car note he's paying for everything and you're upset that his money isn't providing you a standard of living that you think is ideal if you want to live a opulent life have opulent money and if you can't get that because you're a broke uneducated gold digger then maybe you need to shut up oh my god the moon bisexual of the day is abby from turning red per also uses she they per pronouns you porn adult perverts just applied a sexuality to a 13 year old child a fictional 13 year old child but a 13 year old child nevertheless this is incredibly creepy and whoever thought this was cute or funny needs to evaluate their mental because the first thing that comes to my mind when i look at these characters on screen isn't their sexuality it's the fact that this movie was just mediocre it wasn't that good you ever just not give someone personal space while they're eating [Music] my [Music] why can't my famous gender non-conforming friends get laid oh sweet jesus let's just call a spade a spade you and your gender non-conforming lot all look weird all of you guys look strange none of you guys are attractive that's why your friends and people like your friends aren't getting laid and the way that this question is framed makes it seem like there has to be an obligation for people to be intimate with your friends because they're gender non-conforming and we already know how these people are going to act they're going to say that it's bigoted for people not to want to be intimate with them or genuinely not find them attractive and if that's their opinion and that's how they feel then i will gladly fall on that sword because god forbid am i going to lie to everyone watching this video right now and say that these three individuals are somewhat attractive they're not they look like aliens especially the one in the middle sweet jesus the diaz download era of multiplayer games was undefeated if one of the homies had mario kart all of the boys were eaten why does everyone keep acting like having friends with the default life experience it [ __ ] wasn't it still isn't stop acting like there was this kind of [ __ ] as a default in most kids lives because it's getting old and heavily harmful oh for god's sake shut up i swear the wallflowers losers and social outcasts of this world have gotten so much more social weight now because of the internet only because we can't tell these people to shut the [ __ ] up what the dude was talking about was a genuine memory for a lot of people in the early 2000s especially for me because that's the only way that i could play mario kart for some reason the early 2000s mario kart ds was incredibly elusive you couldn't find it anywhere so the only way that i could play was if somebody wanted to do diaz download and it was a fantastic time i had a lot of fun because i had friends and i was normal unlike you you're a loner you're a loser and you're unlikable on ja i hope you never find any sort of [ __ ] companionship i hope you're alone for the rest of your life because god damn are you insufferable man happily includes wife's lover in their wedding photos cheating on me is a part of her identity oh my god this dude definitely thinks he can't do better i don't understand the psychology when it comes to cuck-holding but i guess this guy is cool with having his wife disrespect him in the world's worst way i have no idea what mental gymnastics this guy has to do in order to be okay with this he probably is incredibly depressed and maybe a little bit suicidal who knows and i wouldn't blame him his character is bottom tier and the fact that he's putting up with this relationship goes to show that he has a probably a weak personality i mean if i was this guy i would have already painted the ceiling deodorants were created to solve a fake problem and thrived thanks to the patriarchy yeah come to an anime convention and you will delete this specifically the game room and specifically where people are playing smash a white influencer said they want a penis reduction surgery to be 100 korean sparking criticism from celebrities experts in academics why would academic celebrities and experts even have an opinion about this this is mental illness this guy is definitely trying to just get a ton of attention because he is weird and strange and ill and needs help no one needs to investigate or decipher this dude's motives at this point just leave him alone don't talk about him that's what he wants conversation about him i once had a roommate in uni who invited three different men over one after the other screwed them all in a night super loud then came to sit on my bed talking about how she loved her boyfriend sad thing is is i knew her boyfriend felt terrible for him in fact but it wasn't my place to tell girl code bro there is no girl code there is no dude code if i find out that one of my friends is cheating on their partner i am telling i am telling the teacher there is so much wrong with that your your friend your buddy probably has an std and is going to bring that back to her boyfriend and harm him why would you do that why wouldn't you tell him she is a danger and let's just say that she is clean she's just hurting this man's feelings for no reason because she is a jezebel what can white people do that black people can't this is easy when something is really funny we are able to stay in the same place like not go anywhere i'll give him that i'll give him that okay but do you know why that is also that was funny it goes back to slavery white day sounds like a racist day i'm just saying call it as i see it why would they do that oh yeah selfishness and racism it's literally just a japanese holiday where your partner gives you a gift after valentine's day that's all it is that's all it is but hey anything to show the world that you care right that you're fighting on the right side of history yeah you're the you're the woke type do you have a [ __ ] hobby get a hobby i want to be clear that half of the stickers that i censored on this piece of furniture are feet it isn't actually like genitals or breasts it's feet and i just didn't want to show you the feet because why would i pull myself and you into this person's perverse kinks you know the only thing that's really confusing me about this entire situation is where this person got the [ __ ] stickers where'd you get the stickers who sells this stuff was i unreasonable to ask my girlfriend to get an std test look before anyone accuses me of shaming i'm perfectly fine with people having sex with who they want when they want as long as all parties consent of course but my girlfriend kelsey after getting an iud had bareback sex with 40 guys before going out with me she kept a record and that's the number she told me i've never had sex with anyone before which is why i'm a little bit uncomfortable going from zero risk to risk you know it's not the body count that bothers me if she used condoms i'd be perfectly fine when i wanted to use a condom she said she didn't like that kelsey got upset when i suggested that she could take a test just to be sure and now she isn't talking to me did i ruin our relationship 40 people 40 jesus and 18 years 40 people she should take a test for herself 40 people oh my god that's just gross that is so gross bruh there is so many fish in the sea you can find somebody else you don't have to be with the one who's been with everybody you feel me there's other women you know [Music] we need an officer in here you dare to humiliate me you think you can do that are you kidding me what does this have to say about the conflict in ukraine this is just attention seeking you made a piece of art on a contentious topic so that people would have to focus on it and to be honest if you're going to appear naked in front of a camera you at least have to have an ass to be honest dude i wouldn't waste your time even bothering i left this cute waitress at starbucks my number and she took it but i never got a text it's been two weeks now in nothing so i went over today and she was there working and i left it for her again and i told her she might have misplaced the one i gave her in a joking manner and she said she just didn't feel comfortable it's a text and if you're not comfortable texting then why take my number in the first place even though i think she's an idiot i'm gonna go there again tomorrow and give her a small bunch of flowers just to see if i can mend this somehow please please stop stop hi everyone i'm a loser looking for attack on titan themed pronouns i've recently got back into the show if you can't think of any attack on titan ones just regular anime or body horror themed pronouns would work thanks in advance aaron the social rejects are at it again trying to give themselves fake nicknames and pronouns to replace the fact that they don't have personalities why won't these people just vanish why won't they just leave they need to go to the margins of society and stay there this lady made our dinner awkward i'm from mongolia watch this my brother black man what and yeah black mamba that was his nickname yeah kobe bryant yeah no no when you're making shot you're saying kobe because that's foreign today's polyamorous ship of the day is abby may miriam and pyra from turning red they're a platonic quad do you do you mean friend group you you mean friend group right is there any way for you to conceptualize a relationship between two people that isn't remotely sexual because this isn't they're children they're little girls who are friendly with each other but you still have to frame it as a polyamorous relationship as the platonic quad the they're friends it's a friend group you weirdo you strange mother here's five tick tock dances you can do to help ukraine fight russia it is such a weird phenomenon to see people want to be seen as good people but never want to do the effort to actually earn that mantle they love to virtue signal they love to do the bare minimum just to make sure that people will like them it's really a phenomenon that i would not have seen like five to ten years ago it's strange i don't know where the [ __ ] it comes from this is a public service announcement for all of my ladies out there this summer we will not be putting up with unappreciative men in our lives so i just got this set and i look good as hell well i sent a photo to a man and his response was that's a nice color on you [Laughter] no we will not be putting up with that i just blessed you with my beauty and that's your response though you take a fire photo send it to me send it to your friends we will be way more appreciative of it than any cis hat man out there no you're worth lady oh you got me you got me all the way [ __ ] up are you serious are you are you serious i'm 22 and my sister's 18 we both still live at home i'm just gonna say straight up that whenever my sister and boyfriend have sex i can hear them through my bedroom wall and i lean in close they're not super loud but the walls are pretty thin between our rooms so if i get close enough i can hear enough to get the general picture i never used to do this but i found myself over the past few months getting more and more aroused whenever i hear these noises to the point where i've started putting a pillow and blanket on the floor next to the wall so it can lay down and get comfortable and why god has left us bro it's weird because i've done it enough where i can match at the moment where i'm about to bust when she finishes as well i'm writing this because i feel like it's becoming a big problem and i really don't want to be turned on by the thoughts of my sister having sex is it incest or is it normal or am i a complete you're a complete and utter freak yes you need to be in prison i don't know if what you're doing is a crime but it should be i'll petition i'll make sure that it's a crime you need to be away from people as an effort to help people in ukraine during the ukrainian invasion i'll be having a sale on my only fans at 50 off for everyone in ukraine free ukraine praying for ukraine wow that's so great i hope families can use your porn to light their houses and feed themselves because there's no food or power or running water or anything maybe your porn can stop the missiles that fly into kiev maybe maybe that will happen your mediocre titties will stop this war homophobia is understandable transphobia is not there are many reasons to hate gay people most specifically white gays but there's never a reason to be a transphobe what is going on there's been an ongoing civil war between the alphabets for the past like five years i try to educate myself about this war you know where it started who is fighting who and for what reason but it's just confusing i don't get it why can we be mean to gay people but not trans people i don't understand i wouldn't be surprised if this person's trans and is just trying to draw a line in the sand who knows but hey who who doesn't want to watch a good [ __ ] show i will gladly stand on the sidelines with a bag of popcorn watching the whole community burn yeah so i just found something out so i never knew that your hair grows from up here i never knew that i always thought that your hair grows from right here and it just grows and grows and grows is there hair in my head like actually like in there where is it coming from like i'm scared for real i don't know like is it like in my forehead like is there a hair there i always thought it grew from here i always thought i've always had this hair on top but it's different what fans cast jeremy renner at zalinski and fantasy ukraine invasion film too soon this is a legit conflict where people are dying where soldiers on either side really don't want to fight each other but have to because their governments force them to this entire conflict has turned into a sideshow attraction for a bunch of people in the west who really have no idea what's going on people wake up and watch incredibly biased and polarized news about this topic and share the same conclusions that the newscasters [ __ ] told them to share i hardly talk about this conflict with anyone because no one really knows what's going on and it seems like the world is more concerned with turning this entire shitty situation into something that's entertaining ladies if you [ __ ] one guy a day for a hundred dollars that's 365 thousand dollars you made in one year ladies with degrees not making that be your own boss women with degrees know that will only add up to 36 thousand five hundred dollars i guess the jokes really right themselves okay so besides it being economically painful why can't the rest of the world get together and airlift everyone in ukraine out to whatever they want to go with like full citizenship give russia the land and then stop doing business with them uh because they're ukrainian and want to be in ukraine so nationalism look i'm no scientist i'm just a panda but i would go out of my way to research the direct correlation between retardation and journalists on twitter having a blue check mark hey guys i have to get it out it's right here oh my god i have to get it oh my god oh my god oh my god a guy's just not following my phone for a thousand dollars i have to go [Music] my phone fell in the toilet hey baby this is all for you look at this nice and big that's a thigh that is 100 of thigh why are you squeezing your leg meat wow wow that is a lot that is a lot of hentai stickers all on your ps5 you're just perverting the ps5 with your uh obsession here like i said before where do people go to buy this stuff what website what store what merchant has these perverse stickers and how much did you spend to have a collection like this this looks a little expensive bodybuilder who married a sex doll has admitted he cheated on her while she was being repaired oh so he actually got a real girlfriend and i guess his inanimate object got upset about that let's hope that your real doll over there doesn't choke you in your sleep what's up everybody it's your boy ayloris aka panda daddy and i hope you enjoyed today's video and if you did let me know in the comments down below and leave a like if you liked the video and if you're new to my channel go ahead and subscribe fam what you doing watching videos and not subscribing and if you're old make sure to hit 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Published: Mon Apr 25 2022