r/Kidsaref*ingstupid [S2]{2}

[Music] [Applause] my twelve-year-old son caught me at work early one evening he was home alone trying to help with making dinner for his siblings and for me and his mom before we got home I can hear the frustration in his voice he was trying to measure the potatoes holy cow dad I never realized how strong mom was I can't do it it took me a minute to think and then I said um son did you cook them all the way and he replied cook them fun fact I wasn't allowed to use the oven for anything so anytime I wanted to eat some food I would have to use the microwave so when I figured out what breakfast was when I was like seven years old I tried to make scrambled eggs in the microwave and I blew up a bowl pieces of egg and plastic were all over the microwave because I didn't think to use a microwavable safe Bowl I just I just picked any Tupperware thing I could find in the kitchen put it right in the microwave and almost destroyed the microwave hey guys seriously be honest do you ever just chill at your dinner table with like a bagel and eventually you know while you're eating it you forget that it's a bagel and you use it as a phone one day I decided to throw a surprise birthday party for my dad I took him to the kitchen and gave him a broom I found there as a gift it wasn't his birthday and the broom was broken but he did like it Oh from my parents birthday I was a master regifter I would just go into my toy chest and pick out a toy that I didn't like wrap it up in some paper that I found in the study and then just give it to my parents for their birthdays you know as a gift when I was in kindergarten I was enjoying my night watching Spongebob and all of a sudden I hear this blood-curdling scream I rushed to where it came from which led me to the bathroom my mom was taking a bath with my little sister she rushes out of the bath and I see why she was screaming my little sister had taken a bunch and they were Loki look like meatballs so here we are my mom drying herself in shock me sitting there tried to process the situation through my head and my sister giggling and her meatballs oh my god it happened twice oh god the use of Meatballs as ah it's too visual it's too visual for me I feel sorry for anybody who's eating spaghetti right now because you just die I just ruined your whole meal matter of fact I'm curious if you're eating something while watching this video right now go ahead and tell me what it is in the comments down below I'm just curious what you guys are snacking on I'm currently snacking on Club crackers I'm not eating bread anymore mom oh why not Bram because when Jesus died he came back his bread so I'm gonna put a piece in the container and see if it changes into Jesus hurt okay I mean he's not wrong that bread is certainly gonna take on some life it's gonna grow into something when I was five my oldest sister was thirty she gave me a can of whipped cream a day or two before a Christmas party and told me to hide it so no one could get to it before the actual party she only left out why and just said to hide it so I chucked it under my dresser and ate the entire thing because no one could find it if it was gone oh oh and when I was ten her kids about the same age as me came over and we played hide and seek and I decided to nap and finally woke up and crawled out of my hiding spot and I found my entire family in a panic about to call the cops to report me missing because they hadn't been able to find me for like two hours okay I just realized that people said I'm dead serious because of something else I asked my sister when I was a kid why do people say dead serious and she said it was because serious died in Harry Potter and now I'm just realizing it wasn't that is one of the joys of being an older sibling you can just come up with any reason to anything and your siblings will believe you forever and life there are many important lessons that all of us need to learn especially our fundamental ages of growth how to tie your shoes how to do your taxes how not to be cringe and most importantly don't face the garden hose when I was a kid I was convinced all male people in the United States were from Europe because the steering wheel is on the other side of the car I seriously thought that people and the USPS trucks were brought here to deliver our mail because nobody in America drives cars with steering wheels on the right side I believe this until I was fifteen and went to driver's ed to be honest all of us have misconceptions when we were teenagers I mean we just didn't know stuff because no one cared to tell us or we just you know draw our own conclusions fun fact I didn't know how to spell Wednesday until I was 14 years old and to this day in order for me to write down the word Wednesday I have to say Wed neste day in my head yeah I don't know how I got into college either when I was 7 while driving in the interstate with my family I announced the patrol station full of people mom look they have pigs here too pointing at a very unimpressed officer of law naturally my mother was incredibly apologetic and embarrassed so yeah that was the day I learned that pig is not an official term for a police officer when I was a kid I thought the epilogue at the back of the book was actually apology and that there were like all these authors with really low self-esteem like after you finished reading they're just saying I'm sorry for that when I was younger I didn't know that the prologue to any specific book was actually important I would always skip it and then be confused the entire time while I'm reading the book like huh there's so much information just missing could you imagine walking into the bathroom looking for your child and that's what you find you find him halfway stuck in a toilet confused holding a soap bottle like that how did that occur even his face looks apologetic he's like oh yeah my bad could you could you help me out here I really can't get up my whole foot is in the water right now my daughter insisted on giving this to me as a gift I don't want these in my car but I graciously accepted my sticks and rocks did every kid go through that phase where they collected sticks and rocks cuz I did that too right around like 10 11 years old I would go back into the forest in my backyard and just pick up any stick and rock that I found interesting and bring it right into my room and then magically they all vanished when my mom would go into my room cleaning I'm gonna thorns me it was Penta knock you out I don't mind the blue stairs good right here get out here so I thought I hit boost an analog channel locks and locked luck oh just in an orbit the blue fans to sit over there blue fans hey oh my good I couldn't get all of this Don yeah you blue undersell and you see what else see if you touch the couch Oh Oh for [ __ ] tones oh my dear Jesus front to work let's have a look you later box blue blue okay kiddo go ahead and put in your age how old are you seven almost eight my sister takes away her kids a Nintendo switch at night so the kids made a fake switch and tried to swap the real one and put the fake one in its place Wow Wow your your daughter your daughter is an idiot we finally bought herself some peace and quiet for three dollars last one standing with a dollar still on the wall wins the money wow that is that is creative that is really creative Wow you're using you're using the sibling rivalry to your advantage because none of them are gonna move off of that wall because nobody wants to be the sibling that loses a dollar hey Sabri I got a question for you are you smart yes alright miss Bok om peace spells cat ah good job alright what's up Ryan I got a question for you man are you smart spill kit CA spills kit alright good job what'd you say hi spills care that's cuz you know are you smart I mean real smart you're really smart yes alright this bill doll why you don't want it to do that that's your job you spell dog the spell dog when I was in fourth grade I didn't know how to spell kick and thought it was spelled kill so I made a sign and put it on people's backs thinking it would say kick not kill got in a lot of trouble and learned how to spell kick oh man I remember that I remember third grade in fourth grade people would do that they would put like kick me on the back of somebody's shirt and they would get bullied for the whole day okay so my parents got Who Wants to Be a Millionaire for the PC when I was a kid the first time I played I thought the printer dispensed the money and I was freaking out what I won and then cried when my dad told me it was just be gay so why is your kid crying today mine didn't get picked in a game she was playing alone this is beautiful this is wonderful this man is gonna grow up to be a great dude he knows how to seize opportunity he took it he saw titty and was like imma touch it and that's exactly that's that's the type of man we need yo why my niece asked me one day while always wear this tattoos yeah man it's an honest question why aren't you changing your tattoos every month alright just go ahead and go to the laser place and just zap that thing off and get something no get something fresh wow you guys are really trying to take Google classroom down oh look at all these kids thinking that if they give Google classroom a low rating that the app will magically vanish off of the Google Play Store so that their teachers can't use it fruits according to my six-year-old sister Kiwi moldy Kiwi thank you for coming to my TED talk my daughter just punched me so hard in the balls and won't apologize she just said well I'll know and walked off quarantine is going awesome as always I got a drawing for y'all and this one is a drawing of fish and a fishbowl eating fish food yup those are fish and if you think those aren't fish and you think that there's something sinful I'm gonna need you to check yourself I clean those gutters gotta clean that mine this is an innocent picture of fish eating their food what's wrong with you and they also said my five-year-old son decided to poop in the backyard like our dog this is what social distancing with an only child looks like right now I usually let him play out back for a few minutes at a time since our backyard is fenced but I check on him often during a few minutes stretch he decided to pull down his pants and poop in the backyard like our dog he ran inside to proudly tell me what he had done I immediately told him how inappropriate that was and to show me where it was so we could clean up the mess by the time we got to where he had pooped our dog had already ate in it that's it I'm done for today not cool I hate Nintendo switch online because only 13-year olds can use Nintendo's switch online I'm 10 and I'm very responsible so Nintendo fix this hey let me hit that mine don't cry don't cry [Applause] okay so my Daniel didn't want to try my lemon loaf but when I rebranded it as lemon cake he was interested yeah who wants a lemon loped lemon cake sounds so much better this kid is spray-painting his whole [ __ ] house oh my god alright so today the kids presented us with a written declaration of war mom dad we would like to have some power in this house example control bedtime how how long our walls area when we get to watch TV okay I think that says if you do not sign we'll declare war on the parents sign here [Music] [Laughter] parents have read it what's the weirdest thing you ever caught your children doing at the time I was pregnant with my second child I walked past the bathroom and heard my firstborn son it was about one and a half years old in there making coughing sounds I go in to look and he was standing by the toilet coughing into it I had horrible morning sickness and he was mimicking me throwing up okay whenever you're ready you'll try again my brother can't stop talking about pineapples despite never actually seeing a whole one before my mom bought one for him earlier and it hasn't left his side yet oh my god that's so adorable and that should really be the norm you should sleep with your favorite fruit what you doing dude set your water go get your to go look at your water yeah once you drink out of your water cup your sippy cup okay class nearly half of bird species in the US and Canada are seriously threatened by climate change share your ideas for how we can help wild birds or tell us something you've done to help I baked a turkey what you're seeing here is what a mother had to come across when they entered their bathroom and when their child was being quiet for just a bit too long like it was like an hour of silence according to Opie she comes in to find a bunch of her pads just glued to the wall and you see that hairdryer to like the bottom right yeah the mothers been using that to slowly peel off the pads from the wall cuz they're so adhered to the tile yes there's nothing better than a family picture mmm you're just the joy on the mother's face Piper show us how you make your write a story to match this picture use capitals and punctuation I ordered pizza not hot dogs I want pizza I am so mad I mean the story fits it I can see the cat being quite upset distraught at the fact that someone placed a pallet of hot dogs in front of him knowing that he requested pizza one pizza one 12-inch pizza but no he was delivered hotdogs instead his least favorite meal something that he did not want to eat and now must for if he doesn't the food will be wasted so IV how much you an hour to write using these verbs am is are was and were and you wrote is you a corona yo when I was 10 my school didn't have toilet paper and bathrooms so I used my undershirt to wipe myself I would go around with a big wet stain on my undershirt every day for at least a month it wasn't until one day my mom found out about it by smelling urine on my dirty undershirt needless to say I got grounded for it I was a stupid kid what's up everybody it's your 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Length: 19min 13sec (1153 seconds)

Published: Tue May 12 2020