Rosa The Bad Ass | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

maybe put Hitchcock's head on top like an angel raah like that no put it by in the tree thanks for helping me make this card you're so good at this stuff I know I'm good at everything all right so here's all the pictures of Rosa that we have which one she is she never smiles is her mouth broken well what about if we flip those lips oh god that's horrifying we have to get a picture of Rosa's smiling Holt's card has to be perfect guys I got this I can make Rose a smile just keep your camera's ready making coffee can you make another cup before seeing your tickle and there's no way a amigos I think you sprint Senor tickle next time I break it off what do you think Gianna hired that bi to mock us she's scared she's not scared with all due respect sir Sheena has no feelings she wants that the best comedy of all time was the girl with the Dragon Tattoo well think about how she's been acting Gina came by my house last night do I buy an Uzi I asked for a police officer to escort me to work and it took a while for dispatch to find me a young Kevin Costner type our home doesn't feel safe anymore if someone broke into your apartment and you weren't cops wouldn't you be scared yes depends how many guns do I still have hidden no do I saw my knife nunchucks axe it was a hypothetical question I know but I want to play it out do I sell my throwing stars this has taken a strange turn fine I'd be scared we're on it doesn't have an D gasps you did it they found him guilty on all charges huh well as advice worked so where's your happy place I'm in a cabin in the middle of nowhere inside it's just me and that stupid slimy defense attorney and I'm eating the hell out of him I break a dining room table over his head then I rip off his arm and shove it where the Sun don't shine then I reach down his throat and shake his hand yeah okay I'm gonna go ahead and schedule you for a psych eval I owe you one Boyle Thank You dinner tomorrow night for baldies it's all-you-can-eat linguini Josh oh my boyfriend's coming to your what right now Fievel goes west yes sir lo that little mouse his journey a story of America I could not agree more Fievel Papa Fievel hey coz I'm not his mom put this stupid braid in my hair oh it's beautiful yeah it's cute please have my children alright everyone's here today we're gonna work on our courtroom demeanor Pass the seminar is not optional Diaz you testifying in an aggravated assault case tomorrow the DA is worried about how you present yourself on the stand why I'm fine on the stand look I'll make this real simple so even these dum-dums can understand man did crime I'm sorry can you make her stop doing that weird thing with her face crime and when this is over I'm gonna find you and I'm gonna break those little fingers miss Diaz please stop threatening the stenographer this is an important case you need to do well fine I'll take your dumbass seminar that's the spirit you wanted to see me sir I understand you stopped by the patrol officers morning briefing yeah officer deetmore helped me off my crime scene so I gave him a little thank-you present hey deetmore you're gonna bag evidence like a five-year-old you should have the proper tools it's my first police kit the walkie talkie blows bubbles I hope you can handle it he mislabeled the weapon like an idiot and it almost got filed with the wrong case he could have won months of work you humiliated officer deetmore in front of his peers he submitted an official complaint against you did he fill it on crayon no but he did use a green pen which seems crazy to me the good news is if you go down there and apologize you'll let the whole thing go fine I'm great at apologizing I'm a very sweet person out of my way chunk captain thank you for joining us what's going on a proper birthday dinner Amy chose the restaurant often Oh perfect I've always wanted to come here boy I'll pick the menu Vivian helped Terry chose the champagne I'm sorry about your party sir I tried to keep them in line but I failed well that's not your job I'm only sorry you two get a chance to enjoy yourself Gina has brought back all the silverware that she stole from your house what also this clock good heavens this isn't ours and my contribution will be to refrain from discussing the New Yorker for the rest of my living days enjoy [Music] hey there beautiful Marcus what are you doing here I know you lost your phone charger so I got you a new one yeah I want to make sure your phone's all juiced up by some sweet long-distance texting thanks do I owe you it's a gift all you gotta say is thank you I said thank you that was the first thing I said sorry you're nice I'll text you can't wait inappropriate work kiss too fast you stopped me rosid deed knock him down with a boo on this tree I love it say boo again I will shoot you in the stomach fine loverboy it is what did I just say what did I just say not to say all right who's up first party number one will be brought to you by Gina linetti and good times where exactly are these good times because so far the first six seconds of your party are big old snooze tonight we will be attending my nephew Anthony's 13th birthday party so it's awful teenage boys are the worst but shooting them with paintballs and the behind is the best which is what we're gonna do it's a paintball party nice let's go shoot my nephew Gina do you have any idea what you're getting into we play the lead a lead Oh [Music] unleash hell well well well guess I nailed it pressures on guys good pressures my jam party round two the quiz winner gets a question mark crown so cool um I'll take lonely arts and crafts for 800 first of all I've made many friends through arts and crafts and how many of them are googly eyes and secondly it's a drinking game get a question wrong do a shot oh and the questions they're all about Rosa but none of us know anything about Rosa everyone's about to get a real ham roof what is my favorite soup chicken noodle potato leek car freakin noodle I mean Schauder damn it you're all wrong I've never had soup don't bother they all sec three could disembowelment guys I was a baby my first word was Dada great [Music] I could totally do a handstand good luck following this party dish all right well you're up where we're going a restaurant specifically that petite : it means small intestine because that's all they serve neither can anyone else which is why they shut it down we are not eating at this restaurant we are demolishing it ma'am may I offer you the first whack been dreaming about this since I was a little girl [Music] guys love is beautiful drug running kidnapping murder those are the best crimes why would you quash them time for waiting is over now is the time for groin stomping damn right it is let's go arrest that punk he says pump just like you what do you think he learned it Punk [Music]

Channel: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Views: 2,655,662

Keywords: Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Andy Samberg, Brooklyn 9 9, cops, sit-com, comedy, funny, Peralta, Santiago, Rosa, Terry Crews, Melissa Fumero, Chelsea Peretti, Stephanie Beatriz, Andre Braugher, Captain Holt, Detective, New Girl, Rosa Diaz, Hot Damn, brooklyn 99, season 5, joe lo truglio, captain ray holt, detective rosa diaz, brooklyn nine nine, rosa diaz, rosa diaz real voice, rosa diaz brooklyn nine nine, rosa diaz badass

Id: XqpkRvOoFCY

Length: 10min 0sec (600 seconds)

Published: Tue May 15 2018