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you see these lying on the floor in area 51 which one you taking i'm picking the i funny watermark oh god dang it there's a second one it's even worse one year a few senior boys got three chickens and released them into the school but they labeled them one two and four the teacher spent hours looking for chicken number three evil geniuses james french crime killed two people death electric chair on august 10 1966 last words how's this for a headline french fries i hate him thank god he's gone sometimes when i'm in the hardware store i like to grab random tools hold them up and yell this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill i just watch people start to freak out for a second as they have no idea what's going on until they look over and realize that yes a hammer is not a drill wow picker rick you're crazy you're such a wild dude duck walks into pub down's pint fights dog so let me guess where in the world this took place two years ago i chased down a google truck now it's permanently on the internet wait what does your shirt say hold on oh no i see what you did there nice try hey oh god damn it checkmate level 3000 chinese citizen facing demolition of his house plasters it with oh that's a house what man arrested for putting down fake social distancing arrows in ikea and creating a labyrinth with no exit that's pretty damn cool though no not like cool cool funny cool made some macarons today planning to fill two imposters with wasabi instead of matcha so you're completely insane florida man flies learjet with excavator like a toy plane this excavator operator took the aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises look when in rome go to olive garden how often do you get the chance to do something like this for real prison escapee convinces cop he's actually a jogger i do remember this it's still wild as hell to me the first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him for forever as a user prior to joining he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks notice maybe you guys should have done it he got so mad he said screw it i'll do it myself good tattooed a good attitude yeah real good attitude my man man wanted for stealing a whole donor kebab police have released cctv footage of a man who stole a 70-pound lump of donner i feel like i'm saying it wrong because words don't make any sense uh from zagrow's takeaway on friar gate last night he ordered a large kabob and then complained it wasn't big enough after a short argument with the man with the man the man ran it you know what yeah look at that funny haha photo he not wearing no shirt i don't know why stole kebab let's go bin man fuming at no shorts rule turns up for work in heatwave wearing hive is kilt i'm so tired of places that tell you you can't wear goddamn shorts although it is a little bit strange that he's wearing knee-high socks though like if you're trying to cool down i don't feel like those are really gonna help you this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw ten dollars i told her that for withdrawals less than a hundred dollars she has to use the atm so she has to withdraw a thousand dollars and ten dollar bills it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money she took ten dollars gave me 990 dollars and said deposit this yeah you guys a new zealand man won the french scrabble championship despite not being able to speak french instead he memorized the entire french dictionary he still can't speak french man imagine having a brain that can do that and using it for this if this badly cropped picture of my dog gets 10 upvotes i'll delete my account tomorrow hey bye hey mick can you reply to this comment so that i can brag to everyone about it no war thunder fan says tank is inaccurate leaks classified military documents to prove it leave it to weird fandoms to do the craziest [ __ ] the mosquito so he just wants to die right from the get-go the first ever champion of a pie-eating contest was an unnamed six-year-old boy in 1916. he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds legend why didn't his parents name him because they knew he was born for something a little too different for the world friendly reminder that you don't get to celebrate lunar new year unless you're literally from a country that does or if you're invited by someone who is from a country that does friendly reminder that i hereby formally invite everyone to celebrate lunar new year thanks andy thanks so much no no why yes oh well you combined some there thanks japanese designer yasuhiro suziki creates giant zipper boat to make it look like he's opening the water that is pretty freaking rad though i mean come on you know what the worst part about this image is i have received this item before and no i did not ask for two buns and a slice of cheese no outlet wrong someone just padlocked my ear and ran away with the key wow they work really quick huh my grandpa 94 still climbing trees to pick fresh mandarins what a mad lad he's still climbing trees at 94. good god he's never gonna die sir tom moore turned down tea with the queen because he had other plans hmm i mean i don't see why that's crazy i understand that the queen probably doesn't ask people to have tea very often but yo you got plans you got plans i'm sorry queen you're not more important than my buddy can you get in trouble for driving over the white line all the way at a red light hi luke it's an offense for any part of your vehicle to pass the white stop line if a traffic light is turned red thanks no worries that's what i figured what they don't need to know how to drive they just have to know how to eat donuts anywhere they are in the world that's what they do the guy who farted and said do you smell popcorn so that everyone takes a deep breath satan glad i don't know that guy i've been sitting here like this idiot but then i was like wait i can't code period so now i've decided to start coding to be able to point out and laugh without looking dumb legend that's the power of freaking motivation i copied my project from wikipedia to protect from plagiarism i then deleted that section from wikipedia wonder how long it was deleted though can i have your number yeah sure 100 dial it lame thanks i asked your number not rate [Laughter] oh man what a crazy funny totally real that actually happened conversation between two completely real people that aren't bots law not the it team at work sending round fake rewards emails and then making anyone who clicked the link to a scam awareness course dude come on that's fair i know plenty of jobs that tell you not to click on random [ __ ] when you're hired and going through training so if people are still doing it hmm this is fair gonna flag this for noisy track and regular youtube stuff yeah that's how it works four people dressed as a bus and an attempt to get across vehicle-only bridge did it work stop saying i wish start saying i will i will i wasn't broke yeah ivan shut up saying jk after sex so you can stay a virgin every single time i've done it every single time okay i want to keep that a british indian army soldier who was impaled by the sword of a japanese officer this man here he pulled out the sword killed the officer who stabbed him and another enemy soldier destroyed an entire enemy position and walked 25 yards with a hole in his chest to deliver his report did he last past that point lose right arm and break my left hand hmm you seem to be a good sport about it though why do people still use the xd face can everyone please stop okay we will all stop using xd from now on psycxd well he really got you bro you look so stupid child with small telescope there's this child with a small telescope who keeps coming by and staring up into our apartment i have a wife and two kids up here we don't need this kind of thing by the time i run down he's gone i like the enhanced image everyone's using iphones androids and even refrigerators to use twitter but check out what i'm using damn gucci got smart socks so i work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction i have i ask can i help you find anything else today she responded with a million bucks the elderly man behind her said ma'am if you want a million bucks just look in the mirror her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten this man is at least 80 years old and his game is immortal no smoking no dogs and absolutely no smoking diet hey what the hell did i just say in the 1990s a california man steve comissar began putting ads in national magazines selling solar-powered dryers for 50 bucks customers would then receive a simple clothes line in the mail the problem with this is most homes nowadays don't have the poles to hold the clothesline up so he is still lying and it is still false advertising a singular cable or line or length of rope is not the same thing you need to give me the whole kit steve tom holland spider-man homecoming visits kids at children's hospital los angeles dude they're so lucky they get to meet spider-man one day and then stan lee the next get it cause they're gonna die thief jailed for stealing trucks steal same truck from police station after bail a man of focus commitment and sheer freaking will in mexico a member of parliament removed all his clothes in parliament during a debate you are ashamed to see me naked but you're not ashamed to see your people in the streets naked barefoot desperate jobless and hungry after you've stolen all their money and wealth he told the parliament let me guess this didn't get through to anybody and nothing ever changed you're not old enough to see my story well guess what i'm seven years old and just looked at you our story what are you gonna do about it okay bye oh that straw has no leaks man really prepared for this mark spitz nine time olympic champion jokingly told the russian swim team coach in 1972 that his mustache increased his swimming speed by deflecting water away from his mouth next year every russian swimmer was sporting one i definitely need to verify that on my own time woman flies nearly 4 000 miles to say you're it an international game of tag she's just copying those guys from spokane that had a 40 year old game of tag going on you know the one that they made a movie about tip when making a sex tape play disney music in the background that way if it gets leaked online that's not how it works bye-bye all right using the original template for the first panel no getting the last panel literally tattooed on your skin man in like 20 years you're gonna go what was that for this guy literally named his channel name just so he can use an intro template without changing it i don't recall any of them just saying name back when i did that also good luck getting a verification check mark if you ever take off mr name me and my son were playing with some instruments one day and he started to freestyle he said my name is thomas it starts with a t i am four but i was three we're now homeless because that should fire but it burned down everything we own my 11-year ban from yahoo chess expires today you have failed to connect for the following reason you've been barred from logging into this room until hey that was a while ago in 1948 a man wore 30-pound three-toed lead shoes and stomped around a florida beach during the night many people were convinced that a massive penguin or similar creature was roaming the area he kept up the prank for 10 years visiting various beaches the hoax wasn't revealed until 40 years later i mean dude life gets boring sometimes don't touch book here let me touch book with emoji hand for 100 years he gave them syrup and never once was offered pancakes well there you go tree goddess pancakes man i used to be a glassblower and still occasionally do it as a hobby my grandson asked me to make him a special vase for christmas and he gave me a picture of a bung the idiot thinks i don't know what it is so i'll make him a huge glass cup instead we'll make the glass that way if he's got the balls he'll still use it right but he'll look ridiculous doing it they noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald's so they decided to make this fake poster of themselves it's now been 51 days since they hung it up i wonder how long this was actually up she said yes point eight carrots you don't care thank you congrats to you two hope she enjoys not having orgasms the rest of her life i literally haven't talked to you since junior prom oh i see it's fake we want to know this year what videos did you watch on repeat this one about the cute puppy did you just rick roll youtube oh my god i did it that sure is something for sure haha that's incredible bye bye

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Length: 12min 44sec (764 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 26 2022