We Joined The Military...

[Music] we're in the jungle [Music] we're gonna train for the military today fellas they're gonna call me sergeant simons after this look at me girl sergeant in it is on the he can't even get in the clothes and look at george he figured it out in like two seconds george help him assist him he and the boys hold my hand in [Music] in the military [Music] [Music] enough for this whole what are we doing now sorry okay don't please don't look at me like that that's all i got what happened to the dog i've killed the dog that doesn't seem rather poggers of you okay taking this the whole way through the course all the way around everything under or through every object everywhere and you're gonna dismantle it rebuild it at every obstacle and then you're gonna [Music] [Applause] [Music] what happens if i fall you died i know you're catching that from there you're actually gonna catch it i got it come on george come on buddy come quick guys i think i think we should slow down and think about our feelings what is wrong with you no big rush he he man's the cameras and everything actually he just does everything we just show up and do what he tells us just because that's the rules life is full of rules get involved like taxes [Music] they're [Music] [Music] you're taller than us by the way so this is really short as guys nice and steady ready it's coming over have you got it help me why you want me to climb over you can lower it towards the wall now oh my god all right it's pov george climbs wall time wait here i'm poving i'm poving this is gonna be oh no the timer's running as well we gotta go yeah what's the timer on timer by the way this is a new channel in the first video so put is now not the time no no please no please we're not on a timer we allowed to ask subscribers it's not my channel oh do it do it do it i can't call you right this is the first video on the channel and it is the worst please subscribe [Music] you know because of yeah i think you're beyond help what the hell man honestly you're going to make it oh i'll just do that sometimes across the rope and not fall in the dick dude i'm going to [Music] [Music] no oh lovely [Music] no no i think it's a good idea actually now scotty i'm crying i'll sky it for you no no no no you have to trust me it's a trust test oh yeah go on no please just me george not found the middle of the woods pouring water into my mouth he's taking the hardest bit of the cannon through on his own [Music] [Music] just rain touch it touch it why would you touch it i'm not gonna make it george is on the other end i wanna i'm crawling away from gog oh wait this is really oh oh my god oh i've been pissed i'm already done do you need me to come in i can come in and help yes i'm coming in this is so weird me the world pass me the wheel okay okay pass it through i'll pull it through and my arm's in piss this is in peril oh wait this has a wheel above my eyes oh wait get it get it get it get it get it don't let it hit my skull okay george if i don't make it george i don't think come here come here let me look at you if we don't make it george i actually don't know about you usually i would give you my channel what the [ __ ] ah go go go go go go go give me mr military i'd love some help right about now what the [ __ ] how you doing there boss man that was you know i pulled through your part i look what are you doing you're right that's george's water you're gonna you're gonna eat that's like you just dropped george's water you're just gonna have some of the piss i know exactly what the slowest time was before we started this oh you know what mr military i'll clark you you tell me a joke why tell me a joke whilst you hover over the piss water i oh my ass is in it what is the joke what is the joke you you're the joke i'm sorry oh [Music] [Music] i've been trapped in the pins [Music] okay [Music] and kill him oh he's there sorry about that buddy i'm taking my wheel i've lost all signs jack don't just keep going forward hello jack hi this is really unsettling oh it's so damp keep going keep going and you just keep going pal i can't even see you with my things away oh [ __ ] helmet oh my goodness so much longer charity i know it's dirty oh i'm sorry your tory lifestyle didn't quite fit me i think i just saw a wrap grab my hand oh god i forgot how big you are um wait where's george george [Music] oh [Music] you see that black cloud over there oh maria i'm balancing wow george i never thought i'd see the day where i flanked with you please don't fall i got that stop just saying what's the average the average is about 25 minutes a little oh no it's a sign it's a sign that would explain what is that's the wind's coming up because there's a storm coming up big rust big rust is there actually a storm coming there's a oh what the [ __ ] there's a storm on it's okay hey we got we gotta go we gotta go okay all right thomas come save me tomorrow's come to see me go go oh my god that's the camera back to the camera okay no no there's a star it's good [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah i don't i'm like i'm in the mood for a poo guys come on okay yeah let's do it all right all right bang in the camera one bag go go go go go see you anymore go george i believe in you go george i'm crawling i'm not a crawler someone so baby i find that hard to believe we're double we're two for one funny just crawl bro oh my god look at the pace on him he's like a little monkey boy go oh my god look at him go george hey george did manage to swing faster than you can crawl by the way just so you know it's raining and he's a real irl well what do you mean irl this is where are we right now [Music] i like it to be okay why haven't we given tommo he just takes it he doesn't even ask him he just does this i just found a rare white rock no it's an egg it's hatching literally [ __ ] it what is wrong with him he's like never been outside he just keeps collecting bits as like souvenirs but look at the sky look how much grayer it is than before george have you ever been in rain before oh my god i was there a minute ago georgia found figures out that time progresses don't [ __ ] are you all right mr military i'm fine okay obviously finished there that me too actually yeah why are you going so nonchalantly you just climb the road where are you nonchalantly rush rush this is me when climbing i am climbing i'm monologuing also help look at his little shivery feet shake a bit to make it look more dangerous maybe [Music] okay doggy bounce no hands look mom did you say one push-up per twang oh [ __ ] my back okay all right first world problems how is probably gonna get through that you can't touch it [Music] [Music] [Music] assemble the cannon this is about to be a world record time hurry up three two one bang [Music] go go go go run did we make it into the military how long 45 minutes easy easily 45 yeah and then the other half of the course one hour 11 minutes and 46 seconds no way that's a world record it's it's a 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Id: 7omx1_Zi0JA

Length: 18min 20sec (1100 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 01 2021