Everything Wrong With UNDERTALE in 49 Minutes

hi um this is a bit of a disclaimer this is a parody of cinema sends everything wrong with series a lot of people don't get the sense of humor and get personally offended by these videos they think that the creator's trying to bash games that other people love but in reality clutter tells one of charese top 10 favorite games so please if you love undertale don't take this video too seriously let's all try to enjoy making fun of one of our favorite games okay see ya and the humans dead like seriously you expect me to believe a bed of flowers broke your fall that's like what a thousand feet the flowerbed isn't gonna save you from a thousand foot fall howdy i'm flowey flowey the flower flowey the flower okay let's say theoretically toriel never came for us and we somehow got past flowey how the hell are we supposed to know how to do this puzzle nothing tells us how to do it which is because the floor is colored differently we're supposed to know which stones to step on it's a human leaving in the underground munchers me a tech you well I was kind of racist wants species more than anything but yeah a puddle requires pieces of information to solve it and you want to know what information you're supposed to have in order to solve this puzzle this patch of lighter floor last time the lighter floor was our stuff we weren't supposed to touch how the hell would I have known this time its floor also what's preventing someone from just you know swimming to the other side ignoring the puzzle completely III means you it's dangerous to explosion I even idea I would give you a seat wait so you just carry an extra cellphone with you to give away like I know people that carry multiple phones with them but this cellphone could only make calls do you always carry one on the off chance that someone did fall down into the underground speaking of the underground how do cellphones work here are their phone towers built in the underground whoa davon who say you can push me around wait how comes sometimes rocks or rocks but other times rocks are not rocks this goes just keep saying Z out loud repeatedly for tuning to sleep movie with force how can I move a ghost aren't they incorporeal can't I just walk through napstablook let me try okay so I know that ghosts already defy all laws of physics but how is he crying up and I think more importantly Howard here's creating a hat leaves Evan Jean the web okay I know kids nowadays have all this crazy internet lingo such as don't at me and fortnight but what am I saying yes to here did you miss it spider bake sale down to the right come eat the food made by spiders for spiders of spiders well first of all we're not even a spider so to say that it's for spiders isn't really correct but isn't that kind of weird like isn't food made by spiders of spiders the equivalent of humans made cookies with their pee or something man things under till never makes a question yet you had a cell phone with you on the ready in case you did have company planes can't talk to me but you just okay I saw tutorial come out of here just a little while ago she was carrying some groceries how could she be carrying groceries when there's nothing out here what store did she go to I would you two have a nice time living here say when holy Dolphins newspaper tonight snail pie toriel small chair it's name is cherry ole not only why do you know that but why does the chair of a name the fire isn't burning hot just pleasantly warm you could put your hand inside I don't know how to tell you this but fire is fire and fire burns I want you to know how glad I am Tamsin with you there are so many old books I want to share I want to show you my favorite book hunting spot I've also prepared a curriculum for your education what the hell it took me half an hour to get here tops how did you go grocery shopping put everything for the pie together finished baking the pie and put together an education curriculum in the time I was gone the pie alone would have taken you 45 minutes and that's just the time it takes to bake you couldn't think of any conversation topics after she just graced us with a book called 72 uses for snails yeah go right through I broke my box true wide to stop anyone Creek behind that convenience a plan I'm not really calling out a conveniently shaped land cuz I don't know haha funny but why do you have a random land just outside your century station you are not helping you lazybones all you do is sit in boondoggle you can't lazier and lazier everyday hey take it easy gotten a ton of work done today a skeleton I know there are a lot of these moments so I might as well get breaking the fourth wall out of the way right now son what did you do I think the human has to hold the whole oh ok ok dry now if not for papyrus giving us the answer how are we supposed to know how to solve this puzzle human I hope you're ready for sense where's the puzzle haven't you been standing here for a while waiting for me to get here did you not notice there was no puzzle until this very moment the word kid should not have an apostrophe here what how did you avoid my trap and more importantly is there any left of me German hmm how do I say this you were taking a long time to arrive so but wait didn't you just say you were surprised I got past the spaghetti what do you mean I was taking a long time this puzzle is entirely random she will make a puzzle that has never been seen not even I will know the solution get ready well that was incredibly unlucky the odds of getting that combination of towels is 1 in 36 duo de Cillian 703 undecillion 368 2 Cillian 270 non-alien 294 our Chilean 125 septillion 441 60 liam 230 quintillion 211 quadrillion 32 trillion thirty three billion 660 million 118 thousand eight hundred and one yeah I check the wiki that dog considers itself an honest it doesn't haven't know what to create it probably doesn't help that it's brain as the size of a piece of kibble okay I feel personally attacked and I am not okay with that I just realized a lot of younger people today might not know what TLC means or even who TLC are they probably only think of the TV channel and that makes me feel old I've owned the game [ __ ] you game this challenge it seems maybe too easy to defeat the human with yeah we can't use this one I'm a skeleton with standards papyrus one of your puzzles was literally stepping on two shapes and then pressing a button awesome team storage the local ones I decorated it's true like homes so we started giving that monster presence to make a few money now it's a tradition to put presents underneath the decorated tree so you knew they were tormenting gift rotten instead of you know undecorated it you decided to mock it by decorating an actual tree it's a carefully decorated tree some of the presents are addressed from Santa to various locals how would the underground know who Santa is they started the tradition of decorating a tree in putting presents underneath it because of gift shop being vandalized where to Santa fit into the equation even then assuming that Santa still exists in the human world in this universe isn't it a huge coincidence at the same character exists in both the monster and human worlds oh yeah like you to ride I can tell because you're wearing a striped shirt again I feel personally attacked and I do not appreciate that there's ever a problem the skeleton will tell a fifth lady about it that's all ducks don't make a politics jumped on the kapala tix joke time again looking in I here's someone that has difficulty solving junior jumbo aren't you and what if I am discount Mike Wazowski while monitors are mostly made of magic human beings are mostly made of water humans with their physical forms are far stronger than us but they will never know the joy of expressing themselves through magic they'll never get a bullet pattern birthday card what the hell does that last part have anything to do with magic by that logic monsters will never understand the joy of swimming on the last time I prepared a bone attack my girlfriend kicked me out of the room wowie we haven't even had our first date and I've already managed to hit the friends so okay Toby what's with the personal attacks like did I do something dad did I hurt you you touch the couch makes it jangling you find a bunch of loose coins inside the couch you got 20 G's did did I just pill for money from app Iris's couch that's my room if you finished looking around we could go in and do whatever people do when they date considering all I can think of is the word bone right now how about let's not and say we did the Internet I'm quite popular there I'm just a dozen away from a double-digit follow account how do you have negative to followers jealous drone has besieged my online persona you never see it here we are on our date I've actually never done before but don't worry you can't spell prepared without several letters from my name I snacked an official dating book from the library in preparation for a date you didn't even know you'd have me I guess better to be safe than sorry we interrupt undertale to bring you big the cat story from Sonic Adventure did you get out of here I too can win Oh in fact I always wear my special clothes and leave my regular clothes just somebody had once asked me on a date papyrus you [ __ ] why do you have a calm you don't have any outfit by the way I was gonna say Sun God good jock sans weird flex but okay suddenly hentai a haunting song that goes down the corridor don't you play along only the first date are fine well and we played seven notes so my cousin used to live inside a dummy too until you came along when you talk to them they thought they were in for a nice check the things you said horrible shocking unbelievable spoke them right out of that dummy really cuz I gotta say I'm not much of a conversationalist me the dummy seemed kind of quiet I don't think I said a single word that entire time I'll stand in the window of fancy store then everything I want will be mine huh yeah get that ol avenge my cousin what was the name again I'm assuming you just talked considering you're all pissed off at me do you guys just call each other cousin instead of your actual names what the heck is this this acid rain oh forget it I'm out of here sorry I have interrupted you didn't I did did you just cry on the mat dummy why and why did that hurt them after bit me I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage it's a tradition what the hell was in that ghost sandwich this place used to getaway business but our main customer disappeared one day Harry does not - bloop not know who King a score is you know the king of the underground clean Trump Thunder tiller bring you spongebob oh I got nothin else to talk about good talk onion Sun what what what it's a living you get paid to be a training dummy what would you even use the money for even if you could eat I don't think you need to and you seem to live outside anyway why am i analyzing whether or not a dummy needs a wage at all hurt beaten and fearful for our lives we surrender to the humans seven of their greatest magicians sealed us underground with a magic spell wait wait wait wait wait what seven of their greatest magicians but what did I read earlier humans with their physical forms are far stronger than us but they will never know the joy of expressing themselves through magic well then goddamn which is it there's only one way to reverse this spell the huge power equivalent to seven human souls attacks the barrier it will be destroyed and how exactly do you know this like how does one quantify soul power how does one quantify the strength of the barrier because I'm guessing the only way you would know this is if someone else did it previously but that's impossible because well the barrier is still there humans allergic to Tim yeah okay Tim understand Tim also allergic to Tim if this timmy is allergic to Tami's how come it didn't have hives before really except okay Chico leg it make you proud what what what no don't quote me on this but I'm pretty sure you need your face when you go to college ten many teens think you said new item yeah yeah what okay let me get this straight not only did I pay your goddamn tuition that allowed you to learn to sell something actually useful in the first place and not only are you selling this new item that you learned how to sell which I think I really need to stress I pay for in the first place but it's actually worth seven times your college tuition which I can't possibly stress enough I paid for and bear in mind it's only seven times as much because I died a couple of times this bit is normally ten times the amount I pay to send you to school turn all my so good anybody come easy victories but tempting if you use Amish photos wouldn't be a challenge anymore but Tim have a solution check my offer a scholarships if you lose a lot you pantos check my now enterprise so you get your top virtue and feel frustrated can point em on my head last resort but Tim all my circuits promise only point if you really need I paid for your tuition I'll eat the [ __ ] Armor if I want to without candles are magic to guide them home what the hell do you mean without magic monsters are made of magic are you telling me that out of all the monsters that were travelling together not one of them had some kind of magic that produced light I'm I'm gonna go home now no no yo wait help I tripped how are you even hanging on you have no arms and if you're somehow holding on with your teeth how are you talking man I should really go home I bet my parents always think about me who are your parents you keep talking about them but we never see them I never saw any milazzo that looked like you and Snowden is this your house is your father the creepy dude that gets up and people knock we interrupt undertale to bring you Resident Evil 5 I got where the bad guys actually since you stepped out of the ruins I've been observing your journey through my console yeah that's not sketchy cuz I wasn't really going to stop you but watching someone on a speed really bigs you root for him so uh now I want to help you use my knowledge I can easily guide you through hot lad either way right through escorts Castle no problem considering that Alfie's is a royal scientist and we're cool with Alfie's could she just tell the royal guards to get out of our way and use the elevator like certainly she has clearance right in this job come on earth would alvey's no this is it her jar what where'd you get that food it's ancient it doesn't even have texting all the way a second please yeah I upgraded it for you it can do texting items it's got a kitchen I have it side you up for the undergrads number with social network now we're officially red you were gone for like four seconds is everyone in the underground a Time Lord ah good talk river person really it's not a life all I accept let's all frolic in the fields of friendship not the nineties call base that they want their eighties comebacks back one time Alfa friend came over here only do is slice abducted Lyanna p.m. self believes how does it robot without a mouth Pete himself grapes how does he eat anything why would he eat anything I hate cold food so Elvis fixed up my fridge so it heats up food instead hot fridge the world's greatest invention or you could get a microwave hell heating it up in the oven or the stove it just as good if not better cuz the fridge perpetually heating up the food does the heat lower in order to keep it warmers that always hot in theory it's a cool idea but it just seems impractical hey you know it's kind of strange you chose that tea well it was less that I chose the team or that you literally wouldn't let me have anything else let's turn the sauce chicks pardon you do you have a hatch or something on your ceiling where you keep your vegetables and whatnot also I'm fairly certain this is a banana so I don't know what the hell sauce you think we're gonna make we'll scrape this into a pole leader we interrupt under so that when you Tim's kitchen tips sure harder harder harder no let me do it wasn't really stirring that's just stabbing oh and if you do hurt a score I'll take the human souls cross the barrier and beat the hell out of you what makes you think you'd be able to you need seven souls if you could use less why would monster still be in the underground and it begins are you not watching me on your console anymore because you clearly be able to see that I figured the buzz out like how come sometimes you know what's happening in other times you don't a human soul hello I'm trying to be the middle of something here wait a second could you make a substitution of the recipe a substitution you mean use a difference non human ingredient why vegan vegan that's a brilliant idea how fees actually I happen to have an option right here MDT bread always convenient human soul flavor substitute what is a human soul tastes like how does it get the extract and if it's not an extract how does he know what it tastes like in order to artificially create the flavor you can't just come up with these concepts and not tell us what a human soul tastes like Toby we know one that guys roof yes he's just too lazy to clean it off yeah that's the weird thing not that the snow won't melt off in your actual molten lava but I wouldn't have noticed you hadn't said so so good on you like Howard animals don't you hey I'm not judging did Sanders calls a furry how is he even stacking these cupcake shows that make you forget to see you freaking job suddenly WatchMojo oh my head it looks like it's for my latest film let's not keep them waiting let's open it up what how did that cartoon ass bomb even fit inside that script I mean it would make sense of the script was hollow and even then that's a stretch but they're all bombs hey twit already creds are deep inside you up considering you did like 40 different things in the span of four seconds I'm not surprised you don't remember you saying and I quote now we're officially friends we'll be able to make it did we move there are cars in the underground since when also didn't papyrus say something about wanting to drive in a long highway during his date how does he even know what a highway is speaking of which what about the comic books an anime that alfea's has where'd she get those people say they're from the human world but how'd it get here you still live oh my pit looks like it's a pretty sides huh I tend again for this fight isn't it what a telegram in a world where we have cell phones in the internet like I get that they're spiders but if they can send a telegram why wouldn't they be able to call someone not to mention if no one leaves the ruins and no one enters them how the telegram even get here we interrupt under children--you Final Fantasy 6 for example a green tile sounds and noise and then you must fight a monster red tiles will actually wait a second didn't we see this puzzle about 100 rooms ago yeah and we're sure the machine that activated it cuz either that or alvey's is just lazy with designs hey I heard you going to the core how about grabbing some dinner with me first great thanks for treating me oh yeah I know what's your good do we need one I mean the hotels ready okay it's a performance schedule comedians dancers sans considering all sans does Estelle jokes does he not count as a comedian but I did keep trying to talk to me getting trouble if I get done with the customers sorry so I wanted to be an actor area they let you smoke at a fast-food job also wait a [ __ ] second I just noticed why is the M on your head upside down during this frame oh you're smoking weed wait what was this game right eat n so I went up to the alley to see these two ladies you know see what I happen next then my boss saw me and asked me what I was doing I was so startled the hamburgers in my pocket tumbled out onto the ground not wanting to lose face i scramble to pick them up but as I was leaning over the weight of the remaining hamburgers cause my pants to fall down and the girls laughed at me everyone calls me burger pants now and your real name is you know one time about one of those kids online to make herself more rectangular they don't work nevermind why they would sell those I don't know man have you seen your head okay like the annoying thing is if he just filled us with some respect he acts like really weird and then he acts like it's our fault he acts that way like when we asked him to get those glamour guys he dropped them and ran away before we could even say anything really cuz he told me you laughed at him after what happened and to top it off you call him burger pants I don't really see in what way he gets respect and you don't but that kind of guy you hang out with him once and he just wants to hang out all that time but don't you feel bad for everybody think about how cool we are compared to him hmm two narcissist that cell literal garbage in a shady alleyway or a nineteen-year-old in celle who works the only hotel in the underground city run by a celebrity oh I'm not picking sides both of them are awful his life with our friendship his the life Brad a hot tub think of all the dumb burgers he could get Brad says it free after work wow I never thought I'd root for the Insel because of this incident rooms are running at a special rate that is a hand that speaks how even do you speak gosh it looks like first is getting frisky just perform beyond my wildest fantasies and a form like that I could finally feel like myself after all there's no way I can be a star the way I am now why not I mean it's about the personality not the body when it comes to being an on-screen personality right I'm just finally stopped the malfunctioning robot not again what's with these nan burns this sound that you're hearing right now it's on the soundtrack yep it's called long elevator mmm Toby [ __ ] record is washing machine he called it a song you never gain love Chiquita that makes sense maybe not our tents just think of it like a visit to the dentist yes because getting my teeth cleaned is exactly the same as fighting a giant goat man to the death also monsters have dentists we could be like like a family well there goes my pacifist run my dove I just can't understand flowey ran away you mean fled right cuz he doesn't have feet or legs Kyle Hebert the voice actor the current voice actor for sake how is that too big the cat references in one game that has nothing to do with Sonic you make all these great friends now you'll probably never see them again not to mention how much they've been set back by you hurts doesn't it if you just gone through without caring about anyone you wouldn't have to feel bad now so I don't get it if you really did everything the right way why didn't think still end up like this well it's mostly your fault you killed my would-be goat dad what if I told you I knew some way to get you a better ending you'll have to load your save file wait didn't you save over my save file wasn't that the all thing with you and the hole I'll make you watch yourself die over and over and such something for me please I'm a suit in front of papyrus says why does this conversation only happen after you complete a neutral route like I get that the date with alfea's happens after and after that you got a call from papyrus but what changed we reloaded our save haven't fought as Goran just came back here by reloading our save shouldn't things be the same as we left them how does this work um so I have a favor to ask of you uh I I need you to deliver this letter to doctor Alfie's huh why don't I do it myself though look well it's kind of personal but we're friends so about to tell you Han Lance sucks I don't wanna have to go over there well you don't have to you could just mail the letter kill you I mean there are mail boxes in this world so you Oh No is that another letter was Elvis just waiting at the door why and why don't we leave we have no business here you know what okay I'll do it it's the least I could do to make it up to you yeah let's go out a date what no yeah let's date ah do you uh do you like anime hey meet you good talk Alfie's so she's somewhere around here Thanks I'll keep looking my god well I guess it's obvious huh I uh I really like her yeah I know remember the whole quiz show thing with mettaton I was there you were there hell I'm pretty sure that event was televised okay I was just hey whoa wait a second you're not it's really cute what's the occasion uh wait a second are you two on a date wait wait wait wait wait aside from her being in a dress and me being here why would you assume that what was in that letter I'm assuming you were asking elfies out right her immediate response was okay let's go on a date so if she's wearing something cute and you know we gave the letter to her why wouldn't you assume she's here to see you in fact why are you even here at the garbage dump Alfie's brought us here because of the date but you should be thinking I'm in Holland right now if you wanted to deliver the letter yourself why not take a ride with the river person straight to hot land there's no reason I would even be here I wanna help and I know just the training you need to do that i dad you you're gonna trade me what me yeah I'm gonna get the pirates to do it why is papyrus in his training gear why is the players here at all you didn't even know alfea's would be here there's a doll here um I think my game [ __ ] up here and this is super weird because this is the first time I've even seen this fight so for a second I thought this is just what happens so sorry just everything about so sorry warning warning elevator losing power eeehm tether stability lost altitude dropping well on to the genocide Rock why is a sperm patting my head entry number 16 no good entry all fees they're a bunch of DHS's seems like it's mostly cartoons of sometimes they seem to be out for the times say for a few strays Oh gross how is this eat n hey pickle smile for the camera ha the time I got you I left the cap on on purpose now you're smiling for no reason good prank Azrael okay can you hear me we want you to wake up pickle you have to stay determined you can't give up for the future of humans and monsters pick up please wake up why were they recording during this like the camera belongs to the dreamers right so who was like pickles dying gotta record this as go asked me to study the day trip souls during my research I isolated a power I called determination i injected it to diagnostic so their cells would last after death but the experiment failed you see unlike humans Fosters bodies don't have enough physical batter to make those concentrations of determination their body started to belt and lost what physicality they had pretty soon all of the test subjects had melted together into those see them like this I knew I could tell their families about it I could tell anyone about it no matter how much everyone was asking me and I was too afraid to do any more work knowing everything I'd done so far I'd been such a horrific failure I mean they're still alive right sure they melted into each other but they're still alive that must have put you closer to figuring out how to stabilize a termination theoretically couldn't you create an artificial soul with that determination extract why not inject the living monster with determination I know you can't inject into their soul directly but why not I don't know have them exposed their soul the way fring a fight entry number eight I've chosen a candidate I haven't told a score yet because I want to surprise them with it if the center of is guarded there's something special the first golden flower that grew before all the others the flower from the outside world it appeared just before the Queen left I wonder what happens with sceptic without a soul gains the will to live but it already is living a flower is a plant and all plants are living things sure it may not have a soul but it's already living why not an inanimate object like a toy see this is what I'm saying the flower didn't need a soul in order to be injected with determination how then does flowey have it why not inject determination into monsters that already do have a soul especially since you know it works and just break through the barrier Tory you came back do not tell me dreamin you pathetic wait if you really wanted to free our kite you could have gone to the barrier after you got one son taking six thousand humans didn't come back and feed everyone piss me that would not have been a peaceful way to free the monsters do you not remember what happened to your son he crossed the barrier and tried to take the human to their village only for humans to beat the [ __ ] out of him because they thought Azrael killed the kid how do you think the humans would react if they saw that a random goat man actually did kill six humans yeah as we all want a little power crazy and revenge hungry but your plan would be causing another war you dumbass instead you made everyone live in despair to be fair everyone down here seems to be fine you no one seemed particularly miserable and sure they want to return to the surface but I wouldn't say anyone's in despair what did Stan say earlier maybe sometimes it's better to take what's given to you Danny you've already got food drink friends is what you have to do really worth it yeah well said sans hey Antonio hey humans bring it is nice to meet you yeah nice to meet you too Hey Asgar that directs geez that's rough buddy okay does anybody else find it weird that nobody knows who the queen is I understand that she's been gone for a long time but haven't masa has been around for a long time too Alfie's even has an entry that says it's the first golden flower appeared just before the Queen left meaning she knows who the queen is but here she's like OMG who's that hey guys it's voice hello I think we may know it today oh hey I recognized your voice - I'm Toria so nice to meet you names sands and same wait didn't this must be a pretty papyrus wait a second you know his brother's name but you never told each other your own names sometimes you just got it AB stop killing after fairy bus Buster's and just gets it they were really cute fish it's better fine well I think it could help Jane Oh oh my god will you two just smoosh already the audience is time for some romantic action what's mettaton even doing here well duh I guess if you want to that don't hold anything back why were they just turning their heads their lips would have never reached each other come out you've got this you've got to you can do it my friends are my PowerCLI [ __ ] what are any of you doing here up until now I've only been using a fraction of my real power I've only been using a fraction of my real power cliche oh really well when we said we were tied for the destruction of humanity we were just like joking it out did we say that probably would be probably I didn't even bring it up all I said was that I was a human now that we're gonna be free oMG we can finally fulfill our dream of hanging up a cat the cat girl wants to have a pet cat isn't that like a human wanting of pet baby or something I just finished adding up all about donation we finally raised enough to rescue all the spiders instead of been ruined well you don't need to though the ruins are open just send someone in there to get the spiders I'm a therapist we'll be able to watch all kinds of TV but I bet none of those shows are as good as meta towns I've been thinking about getting a six cable good tuck it okay though you same I've never seen you until now been providing you I had forgotten how fun it was to perform with others so I've been sitting for hot hands to fill my up coming true so far cyrus agreed to be my backup singer enter napstablook here will be my sound mixer the three of us performing together it really feels over two doesn't medicine I'm a huge fan does does an absolute not know who mettaton is or who we used to be and more importantly why doesn't mettaton just call him blue key who cares you're working together anyway the entire layer of the earth is made of dirt you realize you've been living in a place called the underground right about this headline monsters go free from the underground no that doesn't have enough pizzazz how about top ten monsters you won't believe got freed from the underground suddenly BuzzFeed you know he can play monsters and humans real humans and humans play monsters as humans they just call it humans and humans why would they call it humans and humans you don't call it monsters and monsters good Jacque scarf monster my son he seems happy again a family it's bigger than ever now that my wife is combined with 16 other people does that mean this is technically a harem now now that your journey is over maybe you'll have time to listen to most people just press B to skip in my dialogue you really sure haven't you what the hell are you talking about I listened to you the first time a new frisk as he's upgraded my phone I'm having a little fun with the texting feature sense check out this one homemade sorry best brutemen Tory huh gee it looks like someone else is boning toriel now yes using the frizz is the best thing that ever happened to me some gladly what is it a score Woodson oh my god please it's like a cartoon but barring the fact that neither of these words should have an apostrophe apparently other cartoons don't have swords or guns yeah trees would be the best ambassador and I the great papyrus will be the best mascot huh code make a good first impression and that's the story of how the Pirates terrorized an entire village thus starting the second war between humans and monsters did you see all the monsters enjoying their lives in the human world what's that where are the humans I don't worry about that do you expect me not to get hit by any of the 883 people that back this game on Kickstarter man that was so fun and charming well time to kill everyone I grew to love and care for mmm I've heard you were quite merciful for human I've been killing everyone who's ever known your name listen I have a plan to become all-powerful even more powerful than you and your stolen soul let's destroy everything in this wretched world and then I've just never understood the whole let's destroy everything plan cuz I mean what's the point once you have have you found a human yet yeah really Wow II guess that's settled good talk with iris so sans where's the human showing up I want to look my Sunday best or at least my Tuesday pretty good don't you only have one outfit didn't you just make this outfit not too long ago for a costume party what did he wear before then Jerry it's merely a decoy why would they just have a decoy child main adult can be sometimes sometimes don't they know we've got none going to protect us seriously who are your parents did they just up and leave you you know I never questioned it before but why does Undine hesitate here she knows the human is dangerous she should know everyone else is evacuated what did she have to lose by striking could she afford to not strike at this point it's a pair of ballet shoes what are you taking hate to be that guy but it's will you take them Oh if undines trying to catch and even kill the human why would she cut down the bridge she has them cornered though I guess you could argue that she reasoned that a fall from that height down to the garbage net would have killed them into that I say it should have have lived too long to be afraid of something like you try kiddo oh no you can't hear so being a shopkeep makes you immune to getting killed I don't think I follow nah I'm not a hero never was but what about that hem of justice [ __ ] in the pacifist route how is what I'm doing now effecting events of the past undyne your your heard it's nothing next time listen what I tell you to leave okay I'm dying that I I'll take care of this you're not here it's nothing no somehow with just one hit I'm already that's a good point how come all the boss monsters are weaker than the regular monsters sure they're bullet patterns are trickier to dodge but they all do the same amount of damage as a regular monster and go down even quicker but I never got to god damn well that's just sad face just came here and she's taking us someplace SuperDuper safe but first we gotta use up these table hands yeah chill out these we don't wanna wake pens hmm using of gel pens or getting literally murdered good to see these girls have their priorities straight marathon didn't tell me I had to work against but that's the thing sometimes he doesn't even call me into work until halfway into my shift I'm great see if he's gonna unit me then why are you talking to the customer if they haven't bought anything you made a big deal out of it in the pacifist run haha eager is always a but don't touch that dial there's something you haven't accounted for as any true fan would know I was frustrated as a human eradication robot no you weren't you were built as an entertainment robot I understand multiple timelines but what reverse butterfly effect Boosh is happening that causes these miniscule changes to the past time ago when I first woke up here in the garden I was so scared I couldn't feel my arms or my legs my entire body had turned into a flower mom dad somebody helped me I called out but nobody came eventually the King found me so your dad did come to find him fine I found her kara I thought of all people she could make me feel whole again flowey playing the pro non-gaming the strangest variation where we know who he's talking about but Kara probably doesn't know what this mortal coil I started to feel apprehensive if you don't have a soul what happens when you even if you do have a soul what happens when you die you of all people must know how liberating it is to act this way at least we're better than those sickos that stand around and watch it happen those pathetic people that want to see it but are too weak to do it themselves how did someone like that's watching right now aren't they apparently Let's Plays are a thing in the undertale world your determination somehow it's even greater than mine what do you mean somehow I have a soul and you only have determination juice that Alfie's extracted from other souls you're lucky to even have determination at all I just have one question for you Kara how did you get back to the ruins from here wait I know she must have taken you when she left and decided to give you a proper burial rather than hanging out in the basement forever so toriel carried a corpse from here all the way to the ruins there's nothing wrong with that it's just incredibly more of it I mean the ruins aren't really what you call close the king has six of them locked away I tried hundreds of ways to get him to show me them but he just won't kara I know he'll do it for you why on earth would he do it for me the person that's wiped out the underground and wants to kill him too and not you his son that was brought back to life with heart juice you did tell him you're his son right I know I can't beat you when he Oh turns you just gonna kill me so I've decided it's not gonna be your turn ever I'm just gonna keep having my turn until you give up wait what have we been fighting on an honor system this whole time did you really think you'd be able to now some of you might be asking how does the skeleton bleed and some of you may answer oh that's not blood it's ketchup or oh that's not blood it's determination and you might be right but what you can't answer is how does a skeleton sweat let us erase this pointless world and move on to the next how would we even do that interesting apparently Kara the Angel of Death gets bored after only ten minutes also you killed me but I'm not actually dead how does that work cuz like I get determination and all that but if I wasn't actually dead shouldn't I be able to go back to my save point or if I was actually dead man I don't know also if we destroyed the world and there's nothing how is there waves you heyguys charm ice liniment stick spirit of everything along with undertale this one is definitely one of the most requested videos I've ever done and probably the biggest project I've ever tackled resulting in an 11-hour dub of the game both true pacifist and genocide routes so if you want to hear the full dub you can check it out here I'd like to thank my supporters on patreon if you want to be featured in future videos then consider helping me out a little bit each month or if you would so choose you can actually join the channel now just click that join button to those who already do support stay awesome you guys should have over to cinema soon to be awesome people that I parody they also host sister channels are coming music videos brands and other topics until next time stay safe and stay awesome this is char highfive signing off I really need to start adding context to some of these sins what explains me so you knew they were tormenting grip so you knew they were tormenting grip why do I keep saying grift grift rot even then assuming that Santa's still exist in the human world in this universe isn't it a huge coincidence that the same character exists in both the monster and human worlds man my salmon is getting a lot better like normally that would have like taken everything out of me by that logic monsters will never understand the joy of swimming on the last time I prepared a bone attack mic you'll never see it comes man and you'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes a piracy [ __ ] like luckily I always wear clothes underneath my regular clothes papyrus you [ __ ] weird flex but okay that is like the first job that I just want people to know that is the first joke I made for this video and I made it while I was playing the game and it a killed me so much I couldn't stop laughing at it bump into the mic boom okay usually I make it so that the entire where the [ __ ] no oh I didn't even know I could do that nice nice but what did I read earlier what my co-workers don't want to go to work do you have a hatch or something on your ceiling where you keep your vegetables and what not your vegetables and what not Toby Fox record is washing machine he called it a song good prank as real dumb yeah well said sans good total actual good toxins Tory huh gee looks like someone else is boning toriel now yes always wanted to make that joke no I didn't I brought it for this but make it seem like I was the first one that well that was one that I I've been saying since the beginning to [ __ ] Jerry what the [ __ ] Mabel I'm done I'm done recording for undertale

Channel: Charriii5

Views: 2,793,044

Rating: 4.790668 out of 5

Keywords: EWW, Charriii5, Charrii5, Undertale, Poorly Dubbed, One Guy Poorly Dubbed Undertale, Sans Undertale, Toby Fox, Megalovania, Memes, Remix, With Lyrics, Comic Dub, Papyrus Undertale, WD Gaster, Undyne, Alphys, Toriel, Flowey, Asgore, Mettaton, Burgerpants, Deltarune, Gerson, Bratty and Catty, True Pacifist Route, Genocide Route, Asriel, PS4, Nintendo Switch, Undertale Secret Bosses, Mad Mew Mew, So Sorry, Glyde, Temmie, Temmie Chang

Id: Y99fpTNHSEs

Length: 53min 23sec (3203 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 08 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Amazingaj077]

Before people take this video seriously..he is saying the things WRONG with undertale. He likes the game he is just pointing out the meh parts. No game can perfect.

And plus everything is overexaggerated and not accurate to his thoughts and feelings.

(Nobody will get who that is referencing )

[u/anonamusguy]

Hey if anybody does it can you send me a link please