r/Eyebleach · WHY??

happy birthday to me happy birthday to me oh how cute how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your host david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look on into our slash eye bleach now fair warning even the toughest of people can't resist the absolute cuteness that is r slash eye bleach no i'm serious you could be walking around like yeah i'm super tough and then see a picture from this subreddit and be like oh that's so adorable anyways i'm sure you all are ready to dive on into the video so without further ado let's go hey you yeah you come here closer closer i am lord balthamar ruler of cute puppies you shall be prey to my cuteness oh and i thought cat whiskers were big but look at this mouse aw this snake just looks so happy they're sitting there like grandma made me a sweater how cute now i've heard of cats that have two different colored eyes but this this is a whole nother type of rare okay now hold on a second are those ears or wings seriously it looks like this dog could take flight although i'm gonna stop it there because the dog's face just says come on why you gonna make fun of my ears man ah yes the 2021 battle of the stick two puppies one stick who will win yo cats really be playing up in the sink as if you couldn't ruin their life in just a matter of seconds just one little turn of that handle and that cat's silly face is just gonna be completely gone aw look at the pride in this duck's face it's like you see that you see that egg right there i made that yes i did move over the dog sits here i mean the pillow doesn't lie and the dog's face is like yeah that's right you better move this is my spot you better watch yourself kid oh this cat looks so polite it looks like it's looking at you like however may i help you human too adorable yo this tap here is ready for instagram it's already got its selfie face out cuteness just flying everywhere it's ready to get as many likes as it can for the gram hats off to you oh no you've entered a snowball battle with monkey yo can you imagine crossing paths with this little guy dude has those snowballs ready i hate to break it to you but it looks like he's about to ambush you with a bunch of snowballs if i were you i'd run this monkey looks serious aw so both the pet and the owner have two different colored eyes i bet he walks into the pet shop he looks at the dog the dog looks at him he's like you know what i think we're gonna be great together how magical okay so this is definitely the first time i'm seeing someone have a pet skunk but hey it definitely looks adorable but you know what those things can do right we all need somebody to lean on ah look at these two best buds just the compassion in that little hug and like the little head lean so beautiful hey look it's a pack of alpacas um well actually alpacas travel in a herd hey you stop that i came to look at adorable alpacas not to learn facts oh this spider looks like it's having so much fun like usually i'd be terrified to see a spider but this one looks like it's like he's always smiling oh yeah he's always smiling maybe he doesn't want to be smiling maybe he's sitting there looking up at you like you want to know how i got these guys sir patrick stewart holding a one week old puppy oh even patrick stewart is like this is the most adorable thing ever i can't do patrick stewart's voice but come on even he looks touched by this beautiful puppy my dwarf hamster resting her little paw on my finger geez this thing is really tiny i mean cute nonetheless but did you have to use a magnifying glass just to take this picture because if that's your finger then this thing must be really really short although who am i to talk i'm like 5-2 so like what can i say every day is saturday night but i can't wait for sunday morning with finn that is such a sweet way to describe your experience with your pet i almost thought you were talking about your experience with a human but hey the jovial energy you can get from your pets are unmatched that's great for both of y'all finn was voted best dressed at work today he was awarded with a matching blue shark vincent and they're like well of course i'm the best dressed have you seen this bow tie i look amazing if you're having a bad day remember baby sloth look like this oh that's so adorable i mean yeah yeah no that's that's that's cool bro yeah my old tired man he just turned 14 this last week the cat's sitting there like can't you see i'm trying to sleep your whippersnapper stop taking pictures of me and let me get my rest i need my beauty sleep you must be new around these parts let me tell you something partner i'm the cowboy of this town and here the only thing that's allowed is pets now give them to me never have i seen a puppy so happy for cheese and crackers but look they have such nice manners they're not just like chowing down on it they're waiting for their guest how polite i don't know if this fits but good day to you all of course this fits this is of course not the cat's greatest picture but their whole look exemplifies a pretty relatable tone they're sitting there looking like worst bad hair day ever my favorite girl that keeps up my spirits hey you've got your pets back and they've got yours when it comes to mutualism we love to see it you're the best nothing's gonna ever bring you down sorry is that a stupid pun i mean i don't even need to ask of course it's a stupid pun but you know what this cat deserves it they deserve their own theme song all right next meme if i hide under the dishwasher they'll never be able to find me this is a genius plan i've been caught you see one looks kind of you know standoffish kind of shy and then the next photo it's like oh i'm ready to play seriously it looks like this cat's about to pounce on you like you're a ball of yarn hey you know two best buds just relaxing beside each other you know we love to see this seriously that cat is slumped comfortability 100 my chubby girl is going to have her baby soon oh that's awesome now instead of one beautiful pet you'll have like seven what's not to love spearmint sally has nice wheels oh yes those wheels super stylish i've seen other dogs with like red or blue painted wheels i mean come on those are so last season but no these are hip these are cool props to you this cat who likes to sleep in strange positions what are you talking about strange positions i sleep like this all the time what you don't sleep like this all the time what are you some kind of weirdo tiny freaking mouse hey hey who are you calling tiny i can still beat you up i could my cat's sleeping with his favorite toy hey this just goes to show you that even fluffy animals like to cuddle with fluffy animals it's just the way of life i can't explain it but that's just how it is her face seems to say oh you're so cute too oh look at the passion in those eyes this cat's a straight up model cheddar waiting politely for dinner to be served ah come on when are we gonna eat i'm starving wait why does this cat look like the one from the meme with like the woman crying and pointing at it and the cat's just sitting there like sleeping with this little tortoise teddy look he's comfy he looks happy this is just a great sight to see ah yes it's his eye the plant doggo you see i peed on a plant one time and it gave me magical powers now i swarmed through animal subreddits touting my plant powers behold my sister and bill brought home this adorable fur baby and i am obsessed reddit meat rocket he's so tiny like i i want a pet dog like this man i wish somebody would just come home bringing me a puppy like that's just freaking awesome the hippo says seems accurate more guests equals more pets which means more attention ah yes it's a win-win scenario fox sleeping on skylight maybe the fox is sleeping on the skylight or or maybe it's an angel fox did you consider that i don't think so oh this is a beautiful photo the mom and the dad are just looking down at their babies like yes eat my children eat well you know maybe they wouldn't sound so creepy but you know still adorable ah come on cats stop sticking your tongue out at me what are you six wait you are six oh wow okay well never mind then not only are the colors in the background like spectacular but the colors on the cat like come on this thing is mighty it's proud and you know what it should be cartels have the eugene levy eyebrows of the animal kingdom and they know how to use them too i mean come on they are rocking this look you know i'm supposed to say something to like compliment the cat compliment the photo but all i'm thinking in my head is it's so fluffy oh come on it does not get more playful than this photo he's got his ears all up and happy the paws extended the smile all out on its face 10 out of 10 cuteness all right that that's the first 10 out of 10 i'm giving for cuteness right now all right let's keep going see you know most of the time i'd be scared of tigers you know because they're scary big and they can eat you but come on this one's just playing in the snow i mean it's having a good time although photographer you probably shouldn't get any closer considering you know it's a it's a tiger the way bella looks at me just melts my heart i mean how could it not it's got the big old wide eyes like i would do anything for this cat what you wouldn't do anything for this cat what are you some kind of weirdo okay let me narrate this right uh you got games on your phone ah yes the adult tiger strong fierce sharp and the tiger cub kind of goofy all right let's just be an honest ah yes the ultimate power stance look at it majestic oh no not only are you trapped you're triple trapped if it was just one cat on your lap you know it would be wrong to move but with three cats you better not even blink this person's gonna have to call out of work they'll just be like hey look three cats on my lap i can't explain anymore i hope you understand are you ready to go on the walk today oh yeah let's go look into my eyes human yes stare into them now give me all the snacks i want i shall give you all the snacks you want hey it's the frog here just wanted to remind you that you're an amazing person that's all see ya ah thanks froggo my new son your new son more like a nuisance look it's already eating grass ha just like its owner good boy this dog might be laying down but its ears are standing straight up seriously this thing could hear a bird flap its wings from a mile away ah don't look at me with those eyes not the puppy eyes seriously cuteness overload it's too good something about that plant just doesn't look right yeah the sunflower's looking awfully hairy after a long day of eating stuff he's not supposed to and random bursts of pure violence sir alcador spartacus recharges for another adventure i'm sorry sir algador spartacus you're basically just making your dog royalty i mean with a name like that how could you not expect the pure random burst of violence i mean it comes along with the name uh twins what see this is like the olsen twins of dogs like how are they posing so good cat hug for anyone who's having a bad day ah feels good man feels good my cockatoo can't fly so i made him a buggy and we walk every day ah you see everyone like that and i can imagine the bird is happy too like this is just a nice way to show them the world it stands up today and wants to eat with me ah yes hello fellow human shall we be eating the spaghetti today i think she's actually believing it this is my 15 year old bear hmm looks more like a dog to me but hey if you say so ah no come on this cat is cute and it knows it's cute this thing is so powerful and by gosh it knows it ah yes a true predator you know with giant paws like that i would assume it's like super clumsy but like in reality this thing has like incredible reflexes always on point always sharp just a magnificent sight and with that everyone that's going to conclude this episode of r i bleach if you enjoyed this video make sure to leave a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and hit the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads i'm your host david the baker and i can't wait to see you in the next video so till then peace out and three thumbs up

Channel: EzPz

Views: 29,266

Rating: 4.9468083 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, reddit top posts, reddit best posts, reddit top posts of all time, top posts of all time, top posts, best posts, posts, reddit posts, reddit funny, r/, subreddit, top all time, reddit true stories, Eyebleach

Id: U6q6kGTUXEM

Length: 10min 36sec (636 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 25 2021