r/Eyebleach · GIMME

hmm this table is white like a bone i wonder if i oh huh this is not what i thought it was i don't take pictures of me how's it going everyone welcome back to easy peasy i'm your host david the baker and today we're going to be taking a look on into our slash eye bleach it's like our slash awe but a lot cuter i'm sure you're ready to dive on into the video so without further ado let's go hey so we're not going to the vet right surely we're going home please don't take me to the vet ah you see backseat drivers can be so annoying but who could stay mad at this guy oh you see the face on that mother that's the face of if anybody touches my babies i will maul them it's cute but also scary oh look at this little fluff ball what'd you call me uh what uh nothing man yeah that's what i thought lil punk now give me all your carrots look sharon i love you but this is the 12th picture we've taken today i'm only two months old i'm exhausted i need my beauty sleep and they said reincarnation doesn't exist well i give you empirical evidence what you don't think this cat is albert einstein i mean just look at the cat it's probably thinking e equals mg squad oh come on a picture like this doesn't deserve to be in this reddit video it deserves to be in a museum it's so high quality the dog looks so happy it's just it's beautiful listen you measly furballs i'm the boss now you all shall answer to me translation i've got such a busy day today good thing i got my starbucks oh look at his little legs they look like twinkies oh that's adorable it's just so fluffy hey so uh you know how you told me not to play in the mud well uh i played in the mud ah can you believe this guy he lives like a pig literally oh okay so this dog has to be all cute and flex on us huh i'm sorry it's the eyes for me i'll take two hey so you know how i chewed up your shoes you're not gonna punish me are you ah come on the puppy eyes aren't fair translation i'm on top of the world what is with these animals flexing on us they seem to be living way cooler way happier lives than us i mean look at this guy they're in paradise right now haha seven weeks old and killing the game you know what they should do they should take a picture every time the cat gets older i can't wait to see the same cat under a seven years old sign that's beautiful well i don't think there's a better reason to get a two-person hammock than this i mean at this point you're living the life it just looks so relaxing and that's beautiful ah now here's a tough question what do you think is softer the cat's fur or the blanket i'm gonna have to go with the cat for this one catman wait a second what oh the kittens are so tiny they just climb up on the dog and are like yes this is our new home now glove and look security excuse me everyone security here just trying to keep you all safe uh-huh just doing my job what a legend uh you can tell just by looking at the cat it's in hunting mode but i'm not gonna lie your tail is definitely gonna give you away cool picture though and just with one tiny piece of paper you managed to make this cat just a little bit cuter kudos missy was too little for a collar after having surgery so the vet suggested a sock oh now that's a solid suggestion right there i mean why wear a collar when you can wear a whole suit now the cat doesn't have to worry about his surgery and it looks cool beans are coming up nicely this year hmm something about that bean looks a little suspicious i don't know that doesn't seem right this is falcore my newest rescue mighty protector and friend oh look at him nobody's gonna mess with you with him by your side you could be getting robbed and this dog comes up like and you're gonna have those robbers giving you their money all jokes aside that dog is adorable but i gotta say not as adorable as what i'm looking at right here why can't we have these in the u.s i want one so badly tucked in kitty hey hey let me out of here i think you forgot me let me out hmm something about this chess game just isn't right yeah that queen is looking kinda hairy alright son you ready to go to the dog park oh boy you know the cool thing about this is in some alternate universe this could actually be happening hey uh why does this fox look like a loaf of bread i'm not saying i don't like it i mean in fact i'm saying it's kind of cool just wondering see that's the thing about twins one is always really good at taking pictures and the other one is just kind of a goofball hey what are you doing in there the dog is like you know i'm trash but that doesn't mean i can't be happy and you know what that's a pretty good mood to have hey there snow bunny now be honest with me am i the handsomest rabbit in the world i know i know the answer is yes i thought so too oh man i can imagine this bird is thinking brother is that you where have you been my friend and why do you taste so good hey you're trying to work hey stop trying to work pay attention to me i mean come on with the distraction like that how are you supposed to get any work done honey i'm home okay let's be honest this has got to be one of the best bird houses i've ever seen 10 out of 10. oh this little monkey's living the life he's just kicking back he's relaxed he's chill this little guy is a vibe it's like a little copy and paste dog like they look identical that's beautiful huh hey i'm trying to sleep why are you always taking pictures of me ah yes this is a pokemon what do you mean it's a corgi no it's not it's clearly a cubone oh hey cougar i didn't know you were gonna make it into this video gotta say i still love the eyes and becrumbian fitch hi go buy our clothes oh is that a baby tiger oh man it's so tiny it literally can fit on its parents paw that is so precious oh man you look down at this baby kangaroo now but imagine when they're older that little guy's gonna be jacked oh look at this little kitten hey who you calling little i come from the hood literally i was asked for a picture of my buddy meatloaf here he is he's just staring into the void meatloaf sees all and yet he can do nothing to escape the prism that is his mind so profound ah not the puppy eyes come on that's just not fair how could you say no to anything this dog wants see i'ma spoil a dog if i ever had a dog that was this cute it'd already be over my grandma said post our boy on your internet animal forum thing well if you insist grandma here you go gotta say he's gonna fit in perfectly to this subreddit oh man this dog is so cool an absolute chick magnet literally first bath hmm i don't know if the dog really liked its first bath i don't know that face seems a little apprehensive but in a couple of years it'll learn to love the bath look at this absolute unit this figure of superiority and sharpness this dog ain't cute no no this dog is handsome what a legend oh my goodness that is a lot of puppies and they're all spooning too my heart is just melting with each and every post my lap kitty was upset that i'm out of town and so his dad got creative hey you know he takes your pants he fills it up with stuffing and yeah it's like the same thing i mean the cat's not gonna notice the difference hmm i'm starting to think that people should have more pet pigs i mean if they can look this cute come on why wouldn't you want a pig ah look at these stooges what are they models they're posing so perfectly cat suffering from a terrible case of chickenpox oh no that's too oh i see what you did there get well soon cat if she ever gets upset then she always has a shoulder to lie on literally no really you guys truly look great together hazy is enjoying her heating pad on this chilly day hey i mean when the sun's not out you gotta get your heat from somewhere this cat's kinda smart that's a thousand iq play right there my friend said that my german shepherd was scary so i sent him a picture i took of him today ah come on how could you be afraid of this dog he's even smiling that's like the friendliest look a dog can give you moose watching a scary movie with us oh he's sitting there like uh guys can we just watch like air bud or bolt or maybe underdog i don't know this is just a little too scary this is millie after suddenly hearing children's joyous laughter and general rambunctiousness in the basement she does not approve she's like huh oh the kids i'm going back to sleep hey it's okay human pat-pat ah dogs are the heroes we don't deserve never realized how i bleach a baby donkey was well i don't know why i mean one look at this thing and you can already tell it deserves to be on this subreddit this is the happiest group of good boys i mean look at the one in the middle he is dead right smiling this dog's got dimples like this is so good oh it's a seal pup oh and it looks so fluffy too you know i'm supposed to say something give some nice commentary for it but all i can think in my head is it's so fluffy uh you see in soviet russia the shark gets bit so is this just a thing now people are putting socks on their cat i'm not complaining it looks really good i'm just wondering if i should get a sock for my cat eyo why are you taking pictures of stuart little taking a bath kinda weird if you ask me let stuart little bathe in peace oh yeah dominoes hey what this is salad no no i refuse to eat oh it's a big old bear with this teddy bear but the fact that you're that close to a bear is a little concerning i would step back at least 300 feet if i were you i learned that if you groom your doodle yourself you get another one uh-huh it's a two-for-one deal hey hey hey hey uh we got ourselves stuck please help us why are you taking pictures yeah you jerk get us out of here look i don't even know what this is is it a rabbit is it a squirrel a kitten a puppy i have no clue it might not be any of those things but whatever it is it's adorable happy birthday little bean ah that's an awesome birthday meal for the dog you're spoiling this little dog and you know what i'm all here for it she stole the peanut butter what are you talking about just because she's got a little bit of peanut butter on her chin doesn't mean she ate the peanut butter the dog's sitting there like you ain't got no proof i don't know what you're talking about that was good it might not seem like it but they are surely both happy well i can definitely say the dog is pretty happy uh the cat nah he's just sitting with a full-on frown but sure if you say they're happy i'll take your word for it best 30 i ever spent from her first car ride home to her 9th birthday today and every day in between this girl has my whole heart oh there she is as a puppy and there she is all grown up and you got this dog for 30 that's insane i mean she may have been priced at 30 then but i mean come on she's priceless maybe she's born with it maybe it's maple leaves oh no this dog has the it factor they are full-on modeling in this picture our little man passed out hard after his walk yo he passed out so hard his neck didn't even go to sleep uh that dog must have been tired okay baby sheeps will never not be cute it's almost a cop out to put them on here cause like everybody loves baby sheep how could you not god the puppy eyes again my one true weakness the love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectantly the dog sitting there like are you gonna finish that because i'll eat it i painted these cats for fellow redditors not only is this extremely nice of you to do but the talent it took to do this is just oh it's beautiful baby elephant blowing bubbles i mean come on to be fair if we had trunks we'd probably do the same thing my puppy made a new friend at camp ah yes and then when you go to pick them up they're like wait what can we take the friend with us ah that's gonna be a beautiful friendship i am 21. i don't know hmm yep no this checks out have a nice day the pink robin last time i checked robin had blonde hair but i'll take your word for it the cats have been fed don't listen to their bull crap oh what are you talking about i haven't been fed come on give me some more food do it and with that everyone that's gonna be the end of our video if you enjoyed this episode of r slash ibleach then make sure to support the channel by leaving a like down below and don't forget to press the subscribe button and hit the notification bell to be notified of all our easy peasy uploads so as of yesterday we hit 400 000 subscribers at the time of recording this and i'm just ecstatic like i'm super excited thank you guys so much i mean being on this channel is so much fun and you guys are awesome so so here's a big thank you to y'all uh coming from all of the easy peasy team we really appreciate you and with that said i'm your host david the baker and i can't wait to see you in the next video till then peace out and three thumbs up

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Keywords: reddit, reddit top posts, reddit best posts, reddit top posts of all time, top posts of all time, top posts, best posts, posts, reddit posts, reddit funny, r/, subreddit, top all time, reddit true stories, Eyebleach

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Length: 11min 19sec (679 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 28 2021