Resident Evil 8 Village #2 - Sorry Mom

[Music] hey oh all right let's get back into it i'm in lag city this morning it has been cutting on and off so good time to be streaming but you know oh i got the best stat ever see told you [Music] how's everyone doing excellent let's go god i hate the controls they're so like there's like a delay when you move it okay moving it moving it moving it it's like like he's really drunk or something oh 100 lay very good or was we all right big bubba lady that's right uh let me re-accustom myself to how you [ __ ] play this game doing good so far we have died zero times i felt like we came from here oh god yeah we did no we didn't yeah we did we did not jerrycon uh i didn't know this was out on pc i made a huge mistake getting this on the playstation i thought it was an exclusive oh someone's calling me [Music] i hate playing this on controller honestly oh big bubba no we were lying to you how did she not [ __ ] see us we were right there like this holy [ __ ] miranda he's got two kids to inform you that ethan winters has escaped that fool heisenberg because he is in my castle and has already proven too much for my daughters to handle when i find him no mother miranda yes of course i understand the importance of the ceremony i won't let you down that man will pay for what he's done i don't get it what i do all right continuing oh base slice it i like how this started as can you break the vases into you have to break all the vases all right she left mama mommy hello uh we were all called by mother miranda to decide the fate of the child's father there's thinking of that family meeting it makes me shudder do you think i am treated like a sister to those miscreants especially heisenberg that riffraff wouldn't know proper manners if they slapped him in the face i should have sliced him to ribbons if mother hadn't stopped me why why does she treat me the same step she gave me this castle obedient daughters everlasting life did she not am i not her favorite am i not special have she seen my cakes in the oven i need a drink hello don't be sad mama rose where are you can we dip the baby in this goddamn how do they make them this though explain this can i wear it turn bottom no then what's the point all right i'm gonna have to kill it now oh i keep locking doors in this game i don't get it i hate how that fat can i throw away the family photo it's so irritating that it shows up oh here we go we got a key guys we did it we solved the puzzle it was difficult but i managed to pull through oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] it's mommy all this for a child who isn't even here what the hell dude do it do it to me grateful selfish whatever you want to do mom my you lay your filthy manhands on my daughters and now you even try to steal my property keep hitting me baby oh no rest while you can because i will hunt you and i will break you i like the sound of that break me please do your worst absolutely hallelujah we should probably do some crafting right let's see here uh-huh we'll make one of those we have so much ammo [Music] harder mommy press me through the floor harder please okay jump scare potential no we were spared okie dokie i'm so rusty it always takes me so long to get into console games i like this place am i supposed to be running or something let's check this out no let's do the edges first ah yes definitely meant to do that yeah oh that's a lot of gold hello mommy will be pleased i'm a lucky guy another level lever oh ethan's hands are so [ __ ] up again mom come on ribbons please before you ever see dude someone needs to make a compilation of every time ethan's hands get [ __ ] up my hand is unusable mom can help it's okay [Music] oh she's going that way well that's a queen oh [ __ ] ah can you all right you need i can't even heal too late all right she's going this way mommy no no no more i need my hand back i'm just going to get my hand back there we go there we go that's new i still can't hit the lever [Music] where is she hello mama she's committing ah i wasn't honestly mom i'm having a rough time can i re-attack can we'll just pour some disinfectant on it honestly it should be fine yay ah puzzle time excellent oh we got the mask of sorrow running will get you nowhere i'm not running the game is forcing me to do it it'll grow back there we go it's fine there we go it's fine yeah just a little bit of tape there you go good as new honestly better now i like it better now thanks mom ethan is made of [ __ ] oh it's fine yeah yeah yeah good good good screw this castle good we got our hand back oh no are they attacking me i i can't shoot it right now or can i oh i can hold up hold up guys hold up i said hold up thank you thank you all right hold up i hear one on my right anyway [ __ ] that's fine oh god the controls are so irritating i swear to god [Applause] nailed it is there more there is more nice just gotta take your time with the shots there you go [ __ ] nice am i supposed to just escape this i mean i'm getting money all right let's try and escape all right we did it no need to close the door mommy i'm back i forgive you we forgive her right yeah we're cool savory it's all tidied up i won't last until dinner oh it's her okay [Laughter] we'll go outside again that's fine [ __ ] we should have killed all of these god why are there so many bro there's too many of you honestly i don't have that much ammo [Music] guys i really i'm really low on my emma i'm gonna have to knife some of you [Applause] [Music] oh she attacks with their claws as well oh maybe a dynamite would have been good there we go all right are we done here i thought she would uh run out with me so i can shoot her but that clearly did not happen at all but we cleared out the area so who really won that one huh now what are they doing scratching his back that's nice of them i don't really have a problem with this place at all seems like a tourist location on the romanian cover some board okay so uh seriously where are we going we're going and we're supposed to leave uh-huh yeah courtyard yes oh merchant room save point labyrinth puzzle god that controls i swear there we go all of four uh-huh yes got plenty of ammo why plenty full um i have a feeling we're not supposed to be here i'm walking backwards i can't upgrade right now but we did get a lot of money so hopefully we can upgrade next time we see that our man i should have known that was like this looks like a point of interest ah yes this is where we're supposed to go hello hey hey mommy song all right we updated our map cool we got the opera hall awaiting that's cool yes oh please be aware the mistress lipstick is missing if anyone finds it could you they please return it to her bathroom it is custom made and therefore very expensive grand chambermaid i also conveniently leave some was that shotgun no oh scary music what a [ __ ] key hello mommy what is that like what a glitch all right let's make as little noise as possible so they don't find us one day since treatment the three girls have stopped moving they seem almost dead an insect flew out of the elder's mouth and it appears to be a common fly in athens two days since treatment all three bodies are covered in flies it appears the flies are consuming their flesh it happens when i open a window some of the flies drop dead to the floor it would seem the cold petrifies them i quickly close the window to avoid weakening the insects further so we are supposed to destroy the windows four days since treatment all three bodies have almost been completely consumed by the insects all that is life is a dark rhythm human shaped mass of creatures it is this afternoon and the insects have started to change color these those are around the face turned pale and those around the lips turned out deep crimson six days since treatment the mass of insects have transformed into human bodies again all three girls awoke looking at me like newborns i sense a bond between us like mothers and daughters i have already decided the names bella daniela and cassandra nice oh that's nice whoa that's kind of cool well it's too bad we got to kill them i'm their only i'm the only sibling oh [ __ ] all right let's get a sneaky head shot there it comes you ready run in the neck oh [ __ ] sorry bud hey don't hunch over when i'm about to shoot you you got to be dead now why can't they use their swords oh i got lousy as a knife dude the other one sounds like it's down there yeah it's down there somewhere i will find you but where hello hey you are i knew you were hiding you make too much noise to be scary bro i got i got so much room here i got so much wiggle room you have no idea i got more wiggle room than you wiggle baby oh nice that's worth a lot of money cheers mike see if there was a scare now i'd be more freaked out because that would be more unexpected oh hello flower swords ball i was looking for that thank you i feel like i could pick up any of these items let me go maiden of angel thingy great what do i do with it i don't know oh we didn't did we check this no oh do we have a lockpick we do what do we get what do we get something good oh what we don't even have a sniper rifle yeah what the [ __ ] did we miss hello where's the sniper rifle where is it hiding a sniper rifle or is it night way oh i love these oh yes all right i think i'm gonna try and save the shotgun ammos for the bosses or the really tight situation vintage piano let's excuse me there's a song i need to play i'm gonna need some music bros helping me oh [Music] wait [Music] there it is [Music] thank you [Music] uh-huh nailed it his poor hands has to go through so much excellent we have the key oh more fly snap okay scientific name none size five to six centimeters excuse me what are they describing here exactly similar body structure to blow flies although there are differences in the head in the head you say okay they are carnivorous and vigorously consume meat in order to catch unsuspecting prey they gather using pheromones to mimic human they are produced when a caddo lays eggs in this hose but the flies themselves are unaware unable to produce reproduce they are weak to sudden drops in temperature okay got it okay i got it especially if the temperature drops below 10 degrees celsius or 50 degrees fahrenheit their metabolism lowers and they go into a dormant cryo cryptobiotic state get the [ __ ] out of here americans from the fahrenheit we're in romania [ __ ] similar to the cryptobiosis of tardigrade or polypedillum van der planky van der planky out here in romania my mind i must say you can never find a good vendor planky this days ah here's the vein no that was restless ah here's the bander as they're crafting we can make some nothing i can make more if i get the van der planky check this out that looks important are we perhaps back to somewhere we've already been yes we are okay we're back here where am i supposed to go then i've been to the vineyard right the library possibly been there uh-huh honestly kind of spaced out and i'm not entirely sure where we need to go let's try here again so she loves the cold can we take out the fire that become cool no they're there for aesthetic effect i know there's a save station nearby here yeah there so we make a right okay let's try that oh we missed this vas my apologies definitely meant to hit r1 instead of r2 we missed it like a weird i'm sorry what oh i see we go here it's a pleasure to see you safe how were things uh i'm so sorry it turned out that way well you'll find your way to her once you're out of this castle do you have need of anything for the road ahead yes i've expanded my services please come take a look expanded huh that isn't even thank you i like this guy he's trustworthy so we could sell all this [ __ ] like crimson glass valuable would you like one i don't really see a reason to hang on to it crystal torso i assume these are made to sell right yeah yeah satisfied i believe this is a fair price honestly you have the fairest prices of the land i've procured some new items for you mr winters excellent uh greatly increases ammo capacity hmm okay what about these we don't need sniper mines learn how to make mines using crafting menu that's kind of fun we could definitely afford it too we have a lot of money oops let me just look her around first what we got uh we upgraded our shotgun we should definitely upgrade uh our power yeah this simple modification can be done in just a moment excellent uh rate of fire ammo capacity [Music] oh it's very very minimal like 0.2 seconds quicker as soon we can uh that seems sorry his hands are more dexterous than one might think i don't know if rate of fire is really what i need i don't need reload speedify securing goods is more important than anything anything my friend mm-hmm let's try the mine thing yeah yes i can see why you'd be interested in that why are these free i'm so confused oh i saw you eyeing that one why are these free uh-huh oh excellent okay i see anything else thank you for your patronage let's go with that nice very nice oh we put the key of course all right so we got the mask of sorrow can we examine it knew we i knew it went there honestly i knew we went there well i suppose we need three more hey flower sword ball a ball made of metal decorated with flowers and sword i clearly doesn't go in these ladies i apologize okay let's yeah let's try and find the sniper where have we not been mm-hmm or angel's bus got it and i've been to the library unless it's on another floor so shall we make our way there all of joy oh no uh i have an appointment i i can't i can't i can't miss it i just can't miss it and i i really i gotta go all right i gotta go you coming with me just come oh no i did i walk into a dead end i meant to walk somewhere else oh this is bad sorry i i walked in the wrong room no i feel i need to go this way honestly mother mother hold on oh hall of pleasure let's go there i this is awkward okay excellent hey mask of pleasure we did it silver ring we did it oh we can make a mine how do i equip it oh let's say is there something else no all right yes okay looks sketchy boot you made a bang okay okay soon we can't go there okay i was worried my sisters had gotten here first well i've got bumps hey ain't no seriously i got that oh she locked me in all right we're gonna have to kill now how do i fight her i gotta hold it i can't shoot her i need to powerful attack oh the bombs it's so scary ruined the hunt it bastard no i missed my shotgun please let me redo it die [ __ ] mom's mine stop it hurts it really hurts you're done no you're done [ __ ] no it's a lie yeah i know i upgraded my uh [ __ ] crazy witch that's mine now thank you that will sell yes very good cool that's two and now we jump and go home and we'll drink at the romanian pub oh of course the skull i need an eye yeah looking sharp it's weird like you don't feel like this is supposed to do anything but the game makes you do it okay yes no we're done here the face is glowing with satisfaction that's what i was about to say wait wait wait what do i have to put it back no that's dumb but this was locked before and we can't go here oh maybe i put the okay i got it i got it so smart thank you i got it of course but i need but i need that i like what hurry hurry hurry hurry uh i thought i could use a skull for sure hmm what am i missing okay i'll have to keep looking around yes i found it okay what if i don't activate anything in here i dot it all right i can examine items that's right ah of course it's on a it's on a thingy of course you have to remove the thingy with your thing of course that looks better honestly you're welcome so smart i know incredible ah dude um oh mommy mommy i'm here i'm here mommy mom mom mom mom damn it hey mama i'm right here man amen why i will be the only child [Music] one of these days i'll be the only child we need to go downstairs then back to the hall of four and put the thingy on the thing mommy mommy i got love in my time way long oh no this is bad not good oh [ __ ] we're are we locked in with mommy that's all right i can hide she'll never find me here as long as she doesn't turn left here we should be okay [ __ ] uh uh she doesn't know where we are she has no idea [Music] this is fine i'm just going to throw a bomb here you dumb [ __ ] you're so dumb she fell for the oldest bomb day you [Applause] close the doors close the doors close the doors i know this is probably not the time to do this but i gotta put mask i gotta put mask pleasure i gotta put mass completion there's god she's sleeping in here hello i'll shop with you later save [Music] sorry did i wake you mate welcome i have a crystal torso would you like it i also found this silver ring last time we needed the ring but i doubt they would make you sell stuff i'm buying this because of our relationship you know i love our relationship and you know that where is the sniper rifle do you increase the pyro this bad boy yeah let's do it one moment please securing goods is more please come again well i thank you kind sir you've been nothing but outstanding and trustworthy see there you are actually i was going back in she here fit through that door she's too fat am i right [Music] yeah he knows what i'm talking about [Music] you can't combine treasure oh okay i didn't know that well i'll keep an eye out for that i'm hungry drinking a snack not really in the mood for snack but i'm hungry i got some old g fuel hey can i have that ring back oh yes that's only fair right okay thank you for your patronage i just feel like i was wrong mommy mommy yes alright two more where should we go labyrinth hustle oh let's check that out my bad labyrinth oh here it is yes uh oh cool whoa that's fun okay all right we killed it here all right all right gotta be careful here there we go nailed it [Music] there's three different holes we don't want to hit the hole so we're gonna go here ah excellent yes okay so should i sell that or combine it as you wish ooh 8k baby very valuable where did you get your hands on such a thing it was bro it was literally right next to you uh what is this increase the number of items slides available probably have to get that at some point what sound is he making and this is for the shotgun i don't think we need that learn how to make shotgun ammo using crafting that seems useful get five shots for a thousand or we can make for three thousand i think i'll hang on to some money for now actually have a wonderful adventure why thank you times uh okay now uh we haven't checked out the library yet so i assume that's where we need to go we need to go upstairs and left and that wasn't that door locked though doesn't that red mean locked we don't really have anything to enter yet oh that's a door we haven't explored so where's that us up the stairs to the right you try that mommy i'm busy very busy very busy boy i'm a busy boy boy busy boy busy bye busy boy [ __ ] she'll never find me don't worry she can't find me i'm hidden as a chameleon over here we've definitely been here hold up so it's just in here you haven't been here oh thanks boots thank you oh [ __ ] is she coming in here boot did you sell me out you did not just sold me out mom i'm just looting all right so we finally you can't fit here that's hey mom bye mom oh loot bye mom all right where are we going there's an elevator we need to get the electricity going that door is locked we haven't been there how do we even get there we're kind of locked in here okay we can make it right yeah yeah let's go out there right yeah yeah yeah okay bye mom yes yeah uh-huh where what is it okay in the corner mm-hmm we're in the right place we've definitely been here she constantly chases you now hell yeah i like that not gonna lie all right so just around the corner here it should be something oh mommy's bathroom oh oh we found the lipstick remember she was looking for it's very expensive oh mommy will be so pleased mommy i found your lipstick is this where they tell you about the lipstick we needed to return it where was it i don't remember do you guys remember anyone remember where we're supposed to put it in the bedroom maybe maybe she'll stop killing us now i like that you can jump over but you can't big mama bath water where can you buy it she's chasing me um [ __ ] i don't let's go down here no one remembers i think you can just sally it's just very expensive oh gotcha huh kind of lost to where to go then i mean it must be here but the door is locked iron insignia we have that now so this is definitely we're going okay gotcha so we need to go to the opera hall and then upstairs okay cool and the opera hall is over here hey mom even ah i get it i get it i get it bro i get it mom's getting mad oh it was right nice we're cool we're cool have we been in the library no this is brand new territory so you finally came to see me everyone falls for me in time no place to run well there's light right here dumb [ __ ] so mean why are you doing this uh mommy's mine am i damaging her i can't really why would you do this i don't know am i damaged yeah we are bro i'm just going to camp here and you know it it's so cold she fell for it again don't you love me oh i do no no no don't come here i know it's not fair just come here all right i'm gonna to finish it off oh god damn a dream i don't want to stop bye bye i'm sick of bugs nice okay we got the crystal torso we have a mine i forgot about that raise the blaze we got a big bubba we gotta get that big big was that all of them there's three right have to do it i have to do double sided book shelves hello fancy oh that's a nice pillow ah here we go always worth checking everywhere we came from there there's no door here so we gotta go here hey what's up how are you oh that looks expensive that's a chimney thingy ah yes thank you just one more baby just one more okay let's check the small door so this is just a short cut out okay let's check out the actual yeah oh cool damn it doesn't do her justice she's larger in real life honestly it's right to god what are we reading folk povesti love it my favorite series it has to be done hey that's sick how you doing man not sure what we're supposed to do here that's like a puzzle room ah here we go let the five bells of this chamber ring out i say oh there's one oh cool i saw one up here that's two there's one dangling wasn't it yeah oh oh i got it okay i don't know how didn't look like we hit it at all s3 to whom the bellators uh-huh it must be very hidden then or in plain sight who [ __ ] house uh chandelier maybe ah there it is now the last one uh it is in the chandler nice now mommy will come yeah boy ah fresh air i prefer the gunk of mommy but you know kind of cool they're using the yellow as a hint to where you need to go they use that in the beginning cut scene if you remember as well oh yeah okay that's a long-ass ladder what the [ __ ] what up pots shame if something happened to you oh another one after wasting ammo on you fine so be it oh box when they leave them out in the open like this i'm always like there has to be like someone lurking and look at that look at that [ __ ] [ __ ] play too much dark souls they always do it hey i know you i know you're fake sleeping bro this is really awkward yeah look at you all right get up thank you for being useless fake sleep on a better spot next time [ __ ] hey lockpick treasure it was a dungeon and treasure and that's all i saw dragons i heard there was something called the dagger of death's flowers somewhere in this castle it's apparently an antique from the middle ages that's coated in a cocoa coconut of potions poisons from across the continent it's said to have been crafted to kill demons and monsters it sounds fascinating but no one knows where it is well we just found a map we can make a no we can't we need medals should definitely make another med sorry how do i i need to examine my map we go uh okay so kitchen treasure there's a hair loom worth a fortune in that noble mass casket but there's a damn trick to it nothing about lighting the way okay let's try finding this spot first apparently it's concussion concoction concoction that's how you say it we just need to find the dungeon and then the kitchen we're in the attic all right is that what i think it is right on a chair and playing my baby we can snipe them now [ __ ] can we reorganize oh it's huge maybe i'll upgrade the inventory slide and we'll come back for it all right we can always come back for it where the [ __ ] am i though hey boo you made it oh i wish i had a sniper here oh you know what i'm gonna get i'm getting this [ __ ] sniper okay so if i drop them are they gone forever or it sucks well honestly i could just discard them something why did i have to craft that [ __ ] bomb maybe how do i rearrange move oh okay here we go okay we can can we fit that one two three four five six now we can it fits got a [ __ ] inventory puzzle on our hands yeah that made all the difference oops can i rotate them no we're so close to greatness i think one hand bomb over a sniper rifle is kind of a done deal isn't it these which cannot be described in this card area return them to your england what you can rotate oh oh knee thanks guys there we go no i want it like a glove okay cool nice is that it it's sniper time okay shooting demon time all right they're a little further away and faster than i thought but uh that's fine uh which one do i shoot that one maybe is that a bust or a zombie demon what is that that's definitely one of them all right here we go hold still now okay perfect psy coming from a mile away this sniper sucks it barely zooms how much ammo do i have i don't know should i get closer [Applause] oh they drop a lot of money okay definitely want to snipe them then see if we can get a little closer not yet mommy hey hey hey hey hey i'm gonna snipe you i'm gonna snipe you i'm gonna sign you i'm gonna i was gonna i was kind of sniping okay they're definitely worth killing see that sniper i did on that guy snap the [ __ ] out of him [Music] oh rich uh-huh quick stop quick uh wait hold up hey hold up hold up bro hold up hold up hold up i'm gonna snipe him i'm sniping him i'm gonna snipe him no not outside i don't get your money now idiot all right for real sniper because i was standing still oh what what are you gonna do where are you gonna do what are you getting there huh where are you going what are you gonna do what are you gonna do where are you going where you gonna be all right where are you gonna do huh back up are you dead confirmed dude they're so rich okay that one's flying in a circle but i don't want to miss out on the items i have to kill him over here oh here we go bye no i was just about to shoot you i have another scope since when are you drunk let's wait for them to land idiots he's coming for me isn't he that's fine oh uh can you can you land like a little closer to me and then i'll shoot you no there we go closer don't fly out don't fly out i need your money don't come on the balcony shot him in his foot deadly as always just die chill like bro chill chill nice i like the game so far yeah it's creepy but still kind of fun with the action and shooting so i like it it's nice okay uh i don't think we got all of them to be honest [Music] did we i don't see any of them yes we can crack more now definitely buying the inventory as soon as we can get it uh i'm sure we can get up there next and we'll get [Music] so cool i have a scope i'm so confused well we're done with the cycling thing for now very good there's my money should be more there should be a thousand buckaroonies not yet where's my money where's my [ __ ] money maybe that was it there was a scope in the elevator and you can buy a scope from the big guy well why are you telling me i have it now then i'll just reach out if i'm stuck if you guys stop hey the last one nice don't mind if i do okay i should be able to get out with these yes very good i think we got it all could have used a ladder but you know all right that's another way to do it first elevator i'm just gonna go nice the tiles very nice pile ah here we are boots we're back i think we're due for a a shopping visit is it through here yeah straight down stupid mad thing you won't live long even if you run okay she is angry i understand i've expanded my services please excellent take a look oh if you hold back and circle you turn quickly i didn't know that seeking something in particular yes i am i'm in need of your storage experience so you notice that uh we got crystal torso lady lipstick people said just to sell it so i'm gonna do that and dissatisfied i believe this is a fair price it sure was uh we can make shotgun ammo we can make sniper rifle ammo [Music] or we could just buy each other we have quite a bit of money what are you buying just something an old friend of mine used to say there it is sure [ __ ] it delighted too sure and let's make it so we can craft chocolate ammo nice till next we meet indeed oh i should actually just gonna wait for mommy to go away she's in a bad mood today there are more oh yes why would i sell oh why would i sell these you guys drunk see every time i listen to you guy have a wonderful adventure mommy mommy we're fine [Music] we're fine we're fine uh which one do you guys think this is mask of joy yes mask of rage oh no mask of open this [ __ ] door i've been lied to hey mom now you're finished ethan winters but i honestly i didn't even are we mommy why you hurt me help me fat buying help me she's crazy he's absolutely insane i have to lit something up as well what did i miss oh wait what get out of here whoa we're in the church okay where do we any zombies laying around fake sleeping zombies anyway nope all right oh the poison dagger thank you oh mommy please can i ruin everything kill me mommy oh yes oh sorry mom oh i'm so sorry oh she's gonna transform oh that's not sexy flesh what do you think i'm still into it i still like it she's still mommy looks like you're outside okay maybe we should have afraid oh i am lucky mommy chill i'm trying to shoot her right there honestly this is all a big misunderstanding if you just go back to the other form i think i think we'll find it more pleasant for all of us all right i have a man hold up mom i've been waiting to use this uh mom don't use it now their mind did nothing dude oh fly fly yes quick just give up whoops sorry mom we're cool right we're so cool right now uh i'm i'm behind you that's not what i said damn it um quick stuff space plane that's not supposed to run up oh more nice to go don't be shy show me your terror this is cool i like this fight yeah okay maybe now [ __ ] we'll die together mom damn it i didn't want to do it [Applause] you know i i could have listened to more of that you're the one who's cursed that sucked that was awesome we did it let's go first boss completed sorry mommy it had to be done is there a point of playing keep playing here or should i just quit because she's dead she was the whole reason hi okay we'll keep going exactly out of this place yeah we should probably leave after this rose all right we're looking all right we got bros indeed we can make more stuff now [Music] i finished that island that was requested please deliver to the house with a red chimney go through the caves to the ruins then go into the village okay red chimney caves ruins got it no problem we're back in the let me just make sure i checked everything out ah yes [ __ ] i cannot it's either super hot or super cold in here there we go nothing nice uh oh toilet gotta check it some gunpowder get that explosive dire all right what was this a glass container with a flower sword crest it's too dirty see inside i need some yeah i definitely need some other items i don't know what did we use last time what am i missing i don't know um hmm so many tools here what oh close hmm tool some sort of lever in the boat perhaps about down here ah nope can we shoot that down no i don't think so how do i get stuck on the obvious [ __ ] mom do you have like a screwdriver or something oh my god are you serious i can just shoot the lock of course there goes nothing big brain huge so large six pack eight pack brain oh little fishies hello gonna get some disease for sure but that's alright to deliver us into faith's hands as the midnight moon rises on black wings so we make the sacrifice yes life which one is this one i want to see the little one that was so cool is it a shotgun moment great ones hear our voice together as one in reverence sorry to interrupt call on me as the middle oh it's hard rises on black wings we await the light at the end in life and in death glory to mother miranda hey remember me i almost died up at that castle tell me what is going on around here how can a man be almost dead oh that's a question for the wise you know what i mean and i still haven't found rose where did mother miranda take her [Laughter] you are too late or maybe almost too late nice the child will be sacrificing we walk right into that one what kind of sick medieval [ __ ] is this she's just a baby the crests of the four bloodlines may open the path you seek will you please stop talking in riddles all right there was some [ __ ] my daughter a giant hammer guy it's only original if you don't know the answer wait a second that looks familiar hey hey wait oh [ __ ] locked me in are you serious oh she left me again that's nice over here almost too late it's kind of cozy like what you did with the place somebody use the little key here yes nailed it i'm the best the [ __ ] greatest so they said walk through the dungeons right this is it hold the lever okay i love how his hands are still working i i need that compilation of someone with ethan's hands getting [ __ ] up is this this looks so cool very cool uh-huh so oh it's umbrella corp isn't it no way whoa some industrial chimneys so i like this cool area oh box remember the rule all right sniping time i guess oh where are though it's not like they're down here oh whoa oh there's another one ah [ __ ] i'll snipe them all if i have to i'm gonna come through here i think he already made it through god i hate no [ __ ] i don't like them fast i like them slow and wonky oh there we go come back come back please say awkward when they're hunched over there we go hey where's your head out now [ __ ] nice anyone else a quick scope all of you oh poor romanians i'm ready for you oh my is here there's a drawbridge we should probably lower it nice this is suss oh little goatee bye it's very classical in its game gameplay maybe winky will work no we need a [ __ ] lever again but i like that in a way what we got here nice i guess that boss battle was really cool though but other than that there's not much that feels like oh this is next-gen stuff like they're doing different [ __ ] oh that was terrible oh god oh god all right we're gonna have to redo this one god they moved so much i hate thee could have done a sneaky on him see they did it again all right moving on we walked in here didn't we nope kind of key goes in there probably none of the ones we have worth a shot okay let's remember that that needed a key in the lone road all you walker no so pretty i love the [Music] level design nice doesn't look evil at all winky goes there what there you are i had a feeling you would pop up here uh-huh it was all worthless is that so i assume you've picked up something of value not sure if it's a value but oh why you have your daughter right in your own hands yo what are you saying i can drink her take a closer look look closely nice we gotta reassemble her like we reassemble our hand i just dropped flask seems to contain her head no roses don't say another word this this is impossible this just can't be your daughter's essence is still intact her powers are truly unique who could even do this she can be saved you know saved from this are you insane there's a house with a red chimney on the western side of me yeah yeah we know go and seek out the man who lives there then we can continue our conversation i've done this holding out and get to the damn point you don't have to trust my words but do you have any better options what if i tickle your feet will that change your mind choice the customer is always right after all he'll pay you if i find out this is a lie ah [ __ ] joker oh good i was just thinking of ways to pass the tie i'm so angry at you but also do take a look at my new stock let's oh we got a lot for her i'll sell that [ __ ] see oh lady dimitrisk beautiful even in death that waistline yes i see you're a man of culture as well we can upgrade this even more now let's do power this to me i think it really this simple modification can be done in just a moment see what else he's selling first thirty thousand for more uh there's a scope and um reduces weapon sway oh [ __ ] that's cool so you can really upgrade the sniper we can make pipe bombs we can make sniper ammo i almost feel like we should buy one of these food is life food please come again indeed yo you're selling lattice same okay i assume this is like a hub area and we have to go into all these three doors which one first he did say house of in the west did he say wes let's go over there uh-huh he said this way yes um oh yeah we're stuck again i can't get past this there's just no way i can possibly make it best all right that's gonna be it's gonna be bad guys here i know we'll just keep our eyes open red chimney hmm that's not red that's kind of red that's actually red where's the entrance god damn ag getting no luck here but hmm this [ __ ] again we can go through here hold up let's look at the map can't go that's the house we need to go to where is it that's the house but it looks like we can totally just enter here nope that road is definitely blocked unless you can fall no it's weird how it is in show that is blocked on the map um we can go okay let's watch out for our evil zombies and stuff while we're at it ah all right guess we have to go through where there's clearly a zombie hello hello any romanians they love that song they can't get enough of it i need to get on their good side you know chill oh thank you okay oh toilet gotta check it always check the toilets nice only one pot brand in this village huh come on romania you disappoint me definitely through here check that out in a sec just yep you [ __ ] what are you gonna do what are you gonna do what are you gonna do [ __ ] gonna knife the rest i'm gonna knife the rest gotta knock the rest [ __ ] save that ammo on your [ __ ] yeah cool weapon though ah my toilet no romanian this is my toy you know i'll never forgive their radius okay so where are we now we need to go to the road and then make a right okay oh another nice tractor that's like a [ __ ] trap let's clear out first nothing but fabs i feel like we've been here are you doing mate uh what is that i definitely don't have anything can we move you i think he's sleeping on it let's follow where this cable goes okay so we got to get that moving by attaching this to a cable which is probably over here although i hear you check here first we got blood that looks very particular isn't it hey look at that someone hit some ammo in there good places any there's under the sink there was a lever under the sinker i thought i checked it no it says close you fools i i even knew that what's wrong with you guys why do you get so stuck in chat everyone's spamming under the sink you blind fools is that a sink did we find the sink guys look out the window oh oh oh which window this one okay so the passcode is out the window okay uh huh okay oh cool zero eight zero four excuse me did you set me up for this hello that's very rude back up back up back the [ __ ] up is this covering it there's seven they're already where it's the last one oh there we go i put the wrong was it sarah seven oh god okay a better gun but i just maxed out my other one jack handle under the sink thanks guys thanks for the help chad hold that small semi-automatic fully automatic oh okay almost missed you it's sniper attack i hear them i ain't seen them oh there you go oh [ __ ] let's try this new gun that i'm [ __ ] up with if you shoot them right before they attack they back up nice you drop any loot oh sad oh rich boy mmm i'm smelling lunch and it smells delicious this is not the jack handler is it what ow out of that okay we can go underneath now who's playing tricks on me oh sure wish i had a sniper all right we can sniper that gun not so fast not so fast i said i need to learn how to [ __ ] block i keep hitting the medical button this button okay we're going to house a red chimney which is this one seriously another way where am i why am i going this way no wait yeah this way well let's actually this looks like a dead end we should check it out might be stopped nope fine we have an ex oh we've been here well horsey he's fine okay load out in the open always be wary yes i wish we went here first i could have sniped them hello hello someone's eating too many eggs and cocaine it's a good combo underrated honestly we can lockpick it yes nice more sniper time i'm not gonna snipe in here though oh that a pig should i kill it it's probably a nice pig right are you a good pig or a bad pig i will leave the pig b for now he has not done anything to me but i will keep it's a bad pig that was a good pig have a good life pig you just want to see your again that's fine yes we have that then we use the light jack-o-lantern thing what what was that i gotta check this out you all right hey you know that's not fresh you gotta eat fresh i got eggs and bacon and they all not baking sorry we're gonna be best friends can we ride the ping we can push the pig there you go trust me you don't want to eat that trust me bro let's push into the eggs all right this way you're gonna eat good tonight boy you gotta get eggs tonight a real feast trust me much higher in protein it's not vegetarian but it's veggie i think you'll like it almost there pee pee poop yes a lot of people don't know about this easter egg in the game where if you push him to the eggs you unlock the good ending it's a happy ending for the pig at least okay he's still eating that's fine he doesn't know any better he's a pig after all there you go there you go that's that tastes better this yeah you got eggs now you're walking better than a dead horse that's been out there forever oh look he's so happy now we did it oh [ __ ] okay sorry it's just i wanted him to have an nice final meal you know is it lunch time okay nice lunch time very hungry [Music] cool game is getting better and better i really like it hope you are as well i'll see you in the next part guys thanks for watching a professed very good [Music] you

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 3,244,818

Rating: 4.9478345 out of 5

Keywords: SATIRE

Id: Voi5IHNxkHQ

Length: 118min 40sec (7120 seconds)

Published: Sat May 08 2021

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[u/Pretend_Twist2848]

love how he had to change it from Big Booba to Sorry Mom, youtube can be so whack

[u/durant92bhd]

Is he a bad pig?

[u/MemeLover43]

I like how he putted himself there to cover the boobs