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oh my god there's a 38 in stock for 14.99 it's shipped last known location suez canal [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexie and welcome back to mk today we are taking a stroll through r dank memes which contains well it contains dang memes what the [ __ ] did you expect let's get started teacher what comes after 1440 me 1441 teacher then why did you write down 4k see this is what happens when you shop for computer equipment instead of uh you know actually studying not that that's something i've ever done me i'm going to sleep early today also me when my alarm rings i really don't do mornings i'm barely conscious until like 10 am the guy who invented deep fried food americans hey i'm i'm from the south i grew up on the border between florida and georgia i like me some fried food me thinking i'm the first person on mars hot milfs in my area average instagram tick tock fan average redditer average wikipedia enjoyer i i i i like all three well i don't get the point of instagram but but but tick tock reddit and wikipedia i like all of them i just like wasting time this is clearly my problem vegans beekeeping is cruel because you are stealing from the bees bees after getting a pre-built climate-controlled shelter safe from most predators that they can leave at any time in exchange for a relatively small amount of the beehive's honey this has been the best trade deal in the history of trade deals maybe ever when you find a meme that isn't about the fracking suez canal a blessing from the lord global economy you can't defeat me covet 19 i know but he can a freaking boat i like how we got a meme complaining about the suez canal meme and and now we're going to get so as canal memes i personally think they're hilarious so deal with it my professor giving everyone an a on the quiz because she wants to give us a break me thank you i would fight for you breaking bad breaking bad if america had good healthcare five-year-old when my mom buys 50 cents worth of lemonade for my lemonade stand business is booming nanolexy actually had a lemonade stand and i set it up outside of the pga tour not not kidding and it made 137 dollars and i was so excited i don't care if every single person there was just buying lemonade and tea and snacks out of pity but i was proud of it who is better at maths me doesn't always have to use a calculator or a calculator who always has to use a calculator i'm i oh my god me gets a call from my mom the homie is getting ready to make sex sounds and talk about drugs oh come on a child in africa slowly and painfully dying from dehydration the cameraman i always wondered about this i fully realized you can't bring enough water to give everyone everything but like being on a camera crew for those kind of shows must just be a really really bizarre and and warped experience what's your silly fortnite name first name your favorite candy middle name time your parents leave for work last name your home address well doesn't this sound like an information grab now it couldn't be that when you open any website would you like a cookie just just the essential ones please me downvoting a post with 100 000 upvotes yeah that that looks real effective yeah i'm i'm sure that'll go real well for you yeah when you're arguing with someone in the comments and they start getting downloaded bite it i put a tokyo drift button on the ship obama joe please it'll stop global trade biden it's gonna be epic becoming an adult having to pay taxes yeah that makes sense planning a life career yeah i can see that having to plan what you will eat three times a day every day of your life what the [ __ ] uh gushers and an oatmeal raisin chewy bar count as dinner right i'm hydrating too i have an energy drink that counts goodbye 2008 i survived i will never suffer again never [Laughter] covered 19 some sideways [ __ ] respecting elders nah respecting elders who deserve it respect is earned not deserved when the parents encourage their introverted kids to socialize oh my god uh every single progress report i was an introverted i still am an introvert stop forcing introverts out of the shell one of the schools that i graduated out of now has a socializing grade it's it's a public school and has a socializing grade that you can actually get taken out of honor roll for if you don't talk to other people enough so freaking dumb doing exams in university be like i've passed the exam but what did i learn nothing probably unless it was very specifically tied to your major then it might have been important maybe the japanese say you have three faces the first face you show to the world the second face you show to your close friends and your family the third face is the truest reflection of who you are hey weeb why do you always wear that mask lolli fan oh no oh no let's keep this on his first social media comment first baby found in dumpster when the prawn video is lagging and you feel the horny start leaving your body don't let the flame die out three followers on instagram three followers on twitter three followers on reddit three followers after school oh no oh ah i i call the police when the song says frack the police but you marry a police officer uh yeah i no i well uh i guess we're here now is this class empty or half-full it's completely full you're hired lace i swear there's less chips every time i open a bag redditors after watching billionaires lose money for the second time in a year it's even funnier the second time if you ever feel useless remember bill gates once got twenty thousand dollars as a gift since when did words have genders germans who have been arguing over the grammatical gender of nutella for years i am four parallel universes ahead of you being a millionaire in 1920s germany oh dear when you're hitting rocks with a stick and one of them goes straight into your neighbor's eye golfer face swapping trump and biden produces one of the most british-looking people imaginable boris it's time for a haircut no haircut no free trade deal no i don't want to dad shuts down all hairdressers i don't understand enough of this meme but i i i for those of you that found it funny enjoy my dad who can't cook we happy me monkeys yeah we happy me we just found out my grandpa is addicted to viagra my friend oh no how's your grandma taking it me pretty hard drinking six monster energy drinks a day because it's green and green is a vegetable health tacos have lettuce on them that that counts as a vegetable right yeah one big our ship blocking 12 of the world's transit abdul and his excavator saving the world incognito mode stupid questions or prawn as a network engineer i can happily tell you incognito mode does absolutely nothing they put you in jail panic but you live in sweden calm yeah america seems to have forgotten the whole rehabilitation step kerins we are getting hate on twitter so we'll use reddit now redditers people john wick killed hundreds of people because they killed his dog he kinda overreacted kirby who destroyed an entire galaxy for a piece of cake oils dangerously actually it was 77 deaths in john wick one and honestly i think that was a bit of an underreaction for harming a dog my mom when we're running 12 seconds late road safety law is prepared to be ignored my dad when we're running 15 minutes late yeah i've got time 99 of people can't make it past the suez canal level oh no listen son not everyone you meet in life is going to like you well yeah i know but you guys are my parents girl oh my god i love guys that drive a motorcycle me meet me scientist invent something useful for humanity military generals realizing it can be used for weapons is for me you see a new meme about alzheimer's it was posted by you only 2012 memes allowed post 2011 meme a youtuber i enjoy has new merch that looks really cool it's only available for two weeks and is super expensive yeah no the cargo ship blocking the suez canal will you please listen i'm not the messiah beavers he is the messiah okay all right that that's a really good one i like this one me leaving the hotel room after setting the alarm clock to midnight ha your powers are useless on me i'm never asleep at midnight me make small mistake i would forgive anyone else for making my brain wouldn't that make you a piece of crap discord mods be like their pfp them irl i am lucky enough to not have any of the stereotypical discord mods it's kind of awesome the czech government has created a stimulus package and is handing out money to its citizens during the pandemic i don't i'm just i uh uh i'm sorry i'm too stupid for this one 10 year olds when you kill them in a game all right off to visit your mother do you trust me me taking a crap with every cell of my body i work at nasa as a janitor i still you work at nasa that's cool diver set new record for holding his breath underwater for 24 minutes and 33 seconds the guy who filmed finding nemo ah that's cute me when i realized that nyan cat will be turning 10 next month oh god oh god i feel old i have business i have goose ah penguin business goose quiet and reserved like james bond detective like sherlock holmes as badass as batman hey the platypus what an unexpected surprise nine year old me takes cupcake with pink frosting friends wouldn't that make you gay please let this die like please let this die in the next like decade switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading dala llama 1989. it's so badass when people pose after saving the world batman and superman the avengers i love it when your friend hit puberty before everyone else oh hello there me my female friend talking about how unfair it is that only men can show their chest in public me explaining that i am fully in favor of women being topless in public her okay joe now take a hard right all righty wow it looks so peaceful i want to live there let it rip yes the worst she can say is no the worse she can say is ew her screenshot girl scouts cookie box 7 servings per container me no there are two there are only two when you lose the argument so you double down add another ship 287 have signed let's get to 500. well i remember the the first thing that was trending on twitter the day after was literally the phrase put it back uh so yeah so if i want to lose weight i need to eat less but if i eat less it can be unhealthy for me that means if i want to lose weight i need to crap more uh flawless logic sure we're gonna need more toilet paper so many solutions i like the balloons i i think we should have done the balloons i think that would have fixed it much quicker some big arse problem i have created sorry oh i felt that spartans when they're a three-year-old child can't bench-press a boulder and kill 30 soldiers in 0.5 seconds pathetic me oh this chicken is a little too spicy my portuguese ancestors who sailed around the globe on wooden boats to get spices i'm sorry what girls boys standards are way too high boy standards girlfriend required requisites being female optional that's it that's all [ __ ] get stuck in suez canal step ship it's showtime americans watching european streamers europeans watching american streamers look i'm sorry okay we didn't invent time zones rpgs be like plus two defense plus 13 defense you guys are stupid see they're gonna be looking for army guys your surgeon says oops miss surgery panic he says never mind false alarm calm you can hear your surgeon mid surgery panic yeah um that was my first thought oh my god i really do hope the ship memes keep going especially after 2020 when i use the toilet in my dream and wake up soaking wet it was a judgment error me up voting the comment at negative 92. same problem same problem vegans who try and force their lifestyle on every person possible actual vegans who aren't fracking insane yeah i don't care uh what your lifestyle is if you come along trying to shove it in my face i will immediately be against it even if i would have agreed with you just out of spite me when i eat an entire box of cookies but drink a water with it instead of a soda fitness is my passion flash's weakness superman's weakness batman's weakness advantages of having a girlfriend i don't know i don't have one advantages of having a gamer pc i don't know i don't have one reddit believe people who like underage people me a 15 year old who likes my 14 year old classmate there's a very big difference between the two feminists who hate on all men you guys always act like you're better than me actual feminists who just want equality we are yeah there's there's extremes to everything and and that's one of them and that brings us to the end of our slash dank memes but wait we have some lovely fan art to show you today's fan art is brought to you by marvel for life 7 and they say r mk it's not as amazing as the others but i tried hey i think that's pretty rad should never compare your art to others and try to say which is better all art is freaking amazing thank you so much for that lovely fan art marvel for life 7 and if you enjoyed any of these memes hit that like button if you want more r tank memes in your subscription speed hit that red subscribe button as always my name is the likes of kitty but y'all can call me lexi have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

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Length: 14min 41sec (881 seconds)

Published: Fri May 07 2021