r/Bossfight | fear

the anti-environmental bottle master of deception and disguise i am paper bottle oh no no do not look at me [Music] what's up sexy i'm lexi and welcome back to mk today it's time to realize you have far too little ammo left and not enough health for this because it's r boss fight let's get started aaron the unstoppable maxed out speed and stamina stats rather aaron farr outpacing his brother who was also in the qualifying round aaron near orb the unstoppable ultimate weapon of mass destruction a fun way to ruin a weekend and blow a hundred bucks hope this would be good we took this ball to the beach and after close to two hours to bump it up we pushed it around for about 10 fun-filled minutes that was when the wind picked it up and sent it hurtling down the beach at about 40 knots it destroyed everything in its path children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles grown men were knocked down trying to save their families the faster we chased it the faster it rolled it was like it was mocking us eventually we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the florida panhandle we lost it in south carolina so there is something to be said about its durability i was i was not ready for that story from reed thank you reed for sharing that with the class if i ever see a beach ball in one of doom's final levels i'll know who to thank angry bird ruler of the air this bird keeps itself in the air by sheer force of anger alone tweet mom vaughn snatcher of balls holder of babies oh phrasing phrasing would be the important part here also maybe don't be aiming to try to catch something flying through the air that's fairly damaging when you are holding a baby they tend to not be very durable fun fact bees like flowers which means if you give a girl flowers and she likes them she is a bunch of bees in disguise nice try b swarm you're dumped dark man player of bongos and trespassers of fans got drunken blocks and staged the burns and see me plant burgers yeah patient zero zero eight the mist crawler uh odd ah containment breach contain mcbridge luis the bearded holder of cats bringer of joy i love this cut and i like him very much he shall live in my beard brattus jettis the player the one who for acts brad 22 hi guys i'm actually 11 years old but i need a girlfriend that can be in my minecraft let's play with so i can use you for clickbait and get more views okay thanks the cheeto samurai dangerously cheesy warrior i think he's inhaled a little bit too much cheese dust the choice ruins oh we've seen this before you are what you eat both of you to assume i do not want hot dog biceps and a roast beef heart or a cheeseburger whatever the frack that is it looks good it looks meaty i want it google the eater of your ram deals one damage per bite of ram primary attack asking for ram secondary attack voiding demon mr crying by the dependent oh this looks so sad dog sue lord of basketballs the last wise in order to catch the ball one must become the ball dog soup very wise wellness geese because peace was never an option hi there uh banter university we've introduced wellness geese to campus to help students de-stress during the exam period are you stressed are you stressed you're like stressed cockmongler undying monster of 4chan that guy in the background is scaring the crap out of me captain colombia fighting for what's right yes squad empty the tanks in vain the legion of drasantis not sure if i get that right but anyway the great french cuisine guardians original post on r slash ah by user wet isobar57 oh my god they're cute i wasn't expecting this oh my god they're so adorable buffalo mini son of baphomet demon prince of awe oh my he's god a cute little demon oh i just want to give him head scratches and little summoning circles ah that word the great defender confused pigeons spotted guarding a box of cadbury chocolate eggs at tesco jesus who only skipped workout on the sabbath prepare ye the way of the lord this korean statue depicts a jesus sojacked it looks like his last supper was pure protein blessed are the buff for they shall inherit the earth screw over turning the tables at the temple just overturn the whole temple in the name of my father gurak guardian of the jungle bridge hi do you have fruit snacks i want fruit snacks mountain don't the carbonated killer oh gross oh god no no no no no no no no make that stop put that right back where you found it it's very clearly not from any reality i've ever been to lady nemesis most beautiful in all the land uh no absolutely not lavator the lava snail i recently learned that volcano snails exist their shells are made of iron and they live around hydrothermal vents that can reach up to 750 degrees fahrenheit that's about 399 degrees celsius for those of you who believe in the metric system also these look terrifying and genuinely like they would be some sort of good game boss harry potter torsoless devour of legs walker of sticks so my four-year-old nephew asked me to draw him harry potter he then excitedly shouted i'll do the legs oh dear god oh dear god it's mr potato head oh god leopard woman of the van cruiser of kids a woman puts on this dress uh when she cleans her house and the reason is she told her two children who are terrified of her that this levered woman is visiting our house to clean if you don't make the house dirty she won't come back okay so um you got one of these morphsuit thingies to scare your children into keeping the house cleaner huh brilliant teddy collector of loot oh terry looks like a nice guy we'll give him a nice voice selena 52's truck stop congratulations to terry on redeeming his trucker reward points today and getting to fill this bucket full of anything in the store terry grabbed everything he could fit from stuffed animals to trojan ecstasy condoms and everything in between in his five gallon bucket safe travels friend a little concerned about what's between condoms and stuffed animals this is this got very weird i can see a mickey why do i see him being oh dear god i just saw the shirt i need therapy hello fumador eviscerator of lungs oh yeah um that's walking lung cancer that's just sentient lung cancer that's crawled out of somebody's lungs and is freely roaming the streets policiascopus master supervisor lord of magic there was a drug problem at my friend's school so they hired a cop to supervise students but now he's playing magic the gathering with the video game club i love it naked man courage unleashed the naked man fears no pickpocket minigun maureen wielder of weaponry i constantly think about this picture of my grandma holding a nerf minigun y'all come back here you varmints odyx mighty destroyer of the unwholesome hotish and onyx ohio the inevitable only the unsuspecting shall pay danger presented by ohio illusion of safety time enough to hug your loved ones you are not safe invasion at any time you are in ohio and you will not survive armadillo cat patron of the party animals my cat came home wearing an armadillo shell apparently my cat party's harder than i do apparently she does prince philip lord of yigors oh this didn't age well captain crack the avenger of rehab employees my therapist captain crack isn't real captain crack what's up kids come on we're gonna leave school and do something really fun special move paradoxical revenge the box is coming for you leroy jenkins confident for a reason storm [ __ ] the rise of leroy jenkins george the protector if he's around then you'll in memory of george who gave his life on that word has far too many vowels in it street 29th april 2007 protecting children from two savage dogs oh george is a good boy i love george hi george you're the best boy grand org the splitter today we're going to be slicing bacon yeah bacon the subway troopers protector of the divine railroads go forth in godspeed may you encounter no maintenance delays mantras cacos traveler of the infinite sea of syrup i was talking to my boyfriend and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal but i couldn't think of the name so i said see pancake manta ray manta ray is the word i was looking for good boy wielder of the infinity tale hi hello i love you my tail is far too powerful for this king the ultimate tech support when you fight through all the tech support and you have to face the final boss yes i've turned it off and on again yes the drivers are up to date oh my god dennis the transcendental grower of an absurd number of teeth he has seventy thousand teeth and is infallible fear him seventeen thousand can't be just right ancient evil deliverer of relics man muttering tv had caught on camera leaving old tvs on front porches they were filled with bees probably ambi destroyer the grasping one oh i don't like that one no no no no no no no thank you that is far too many fingers no thank you and see yourself and that brings us to the end of a rather fun r slash boss fight this subreddit always wrecks my voice because i get too into it but we have some lovely fan art to finish off the episode today's fan art is also r slash boss fight themed and it's brought to you by user common underscore sloth and they say mk the swayer of beasts and we get a dragon we get a dragon yeah thank you so much for that lovely fan art user common underscore sloth and if you'd like your fan art to be featured in an upcoming video remember to post it in r mk if you liked any of these posts hit that like button if you want more r slash boss fight in your subscription feed hit that red subscribe button as always my name is the likes kitty but you all can call me lexie have an absolutely victorious day tomorrow stay safe stay awesome make more stuff and i will see you guys in the next video

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Length: 11min 51sec (711 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 01 2021