r/Askreddit What's the WORST Customer You've Ever Had?

welcome to our /s Credit where we answer the question people who worked in restaurants what was the worst customer you had to deal with our first reply is from Dow foo I worked in a popular restaurant for a while we usually have quite a long wait 30 to 40 minutes during dinner service and people are told by the hosts about this there was this lady that got fed up with the weight after 10 minutes she stormed into the restaurant stood next to a table of four people and literally asked them are you guys done we've been waiting for a long time now and would like that the table if you guys are just chatting I was completely mind blown how people are able to not give a flip and pull something like this in public fun yes Gina replies what did the table say and dr. lick winner says needless to say the table just stood there with its four legs our next replies from Arcanum fish a customer ordered one of our daily specials and didn't like it so instead of complaining to me about the food and letting me offer something else she complained to my manager about me this was May of last year in August of last year turns out she was one of my college professors for the semester teaching a management course she recognized me the first day but I played it off like I didn't know her st. Bart replies to that comment I had a similar experience I served a couple once and we got along really well no complaints about anything I ran the guys card and it declined I told my manager and when he went to talk to them they told him that I was a horrible server and treated them like garbage they left me a penny tip o P it sucks that you had to go through that but my guess is that the reason why they did that is that they were hoping they would get the meal comped can't afford the meal no problem I'll just throw the waiter under the bus and make the manager feel guilty and get a free meal out of it our next replies from vulnerable kimchi barista here had a guy that regularly came in and ordered a complicated drink he always finished the order by asking for a finger swirl in the drink if you gave him a confused look he would say well how else am I gonna taste you he was the worst I can't tell which is worse the fact that this guy was trying to taste girls fingers or that he was expecting them to dip their fingers into boiling hot coffee our next replies from keg are the destroyer I used to work in a bar that sold very old booze a drunk man tried to impress his friends by chugging from a bottle of Amaro from the early 60s he had to pay for the whole thing since his lips touched it and it was useless cost him around 800 bucks our next replies from rads our bar was having a private party a drunk dude walks in and orders a drink I knew that he wasn't with the party based on his attire and then he came in every so often I told him I couldn't get him a drink he lost his mind told me to F off and then wanted to fight me on his way out he yelled that we should put up signs as he walked by the signs in the door saying we were closed for a private event he came in the next day sober and apologized and mr. effing optimism replies to that comment only slightly related but I once had a woman walk in when we were closed to flip the sign over to open and was then furious that we wouldn't serve her our next replies from the squirrel within way back in the 80s I worked in a restaurant that was a favorite of a celebrity chef of those days Jeff Smith of the frugal gourmet never seen a bigger douchebag than that guy literally made our servers cry nothing was ever right he was beyond rude and condescending yep he kept coming back he had a reputation of being a jerk off camera eventually he was disgraced by being outed as a child predator and was quickly forgotten by all our restaurant was a good place another celebrity chef of the time Graham care of the galloping gourmet was always a pleasure to have visit beneath this comment people are discussing how much of a douchebag that guy really was apparently he would hire young boys as in 14 and younger just so he could molest them he also picked up and molested teenage hitchhikers but you might be interested to learn that he's now dead our next replies from Whomper after wedding reception ended our facility we were cleaning and I began the cleaning process in our espresso machine the party was over almost half an hour already the process takes 12 minutes people were still there as the parties slowly let out and the father of the bride asked me for an espresso I told him I could get it to him as we have a strict policy of always trying to satisfy a guests needs but the machine was cleaning and it would be done in about 10 minutes he begins ranting about how much he paid for the wedding and storm to our banquets manager and told them I refuse to make it for him manager is a douche bag and starts ripping me in front of the guy I show both of them that the machine is just finishing the cleaning process and it was impossible to make it beforehand I got suspended for two weeks our next replies from loves me tacos this one guy who basically hated his order so much that he waved me over and told me to put my hand out and proceeded to spit out entirely what was in his mouth into my hand then tell me to refund him and then make him something else and then after getting twelve thousand up votes on this comment Opie posted an update I'd like to point out that I was too shocked to really retaliate to what he did at that moment I don't like confrontation so I walked away to the bathroom and clean my hands for what felt like hours my coworker saw what happened and told my boss who kicked him out and he was no longer allowed back anyways have a great day and then I was asleep reply to that comment this one time my uncle was waiting tables and a group of like five business dudes were hassling my uncle the whole time at the end of the meal when he was clearing the table one of them tried to tip him $100 and said something like here's the most money you'll probably see and shoved it into his apron he replied mother effer I don't need this then shove the hundred dollar bill in his mouth I feel like there should be a special layer of hell for people who abuse their waitstaff our next replies from penguin I waited tables for a few years in college and the worst table that I ever had was a Catholic priest and somebody was trying to hit up for donations the whole meal he was very condescending and demanding after everything was done I left the check of the table he ended up walking out stiffing me not just on the tip but on the entire cheque he even stole the leather cheque holder thing I reported this to my manager a couple weeks later this same guy comes in with about 20 members of his congregation my manager told him he wasn't welcome in our restaurant after walking out on his previous tab in front of his whole party they all ended up leaving to go elsewhere best manager I've ever had why do I get the feeling that this priest is one of those priests who tried to hold services during the Copa 19 quarantine our next replies from Alberta wag Whelan who has several customers a homeless guy who came in actively dripping blood from his hands and started screaming at me and threatening me because I wouldn't give him a bakery case item without him paying he was dripping blood all over the counters and spitting everywhere until I threatened to call the cops a huge group of clearly rich kids who came in stole a bunch of drinks and left the dining room trashed a guy who demanded I take money from our tip jar to help him pay for his order and argued with me when I said no people who would place large orders or even take home a cake and eat half of it then flip their lid and demand a refund when they'd find out it was all vegan even though that fact was well advertised our next replies from pianist cry off' my friend works at a restaurant a vlogger was shooting a video and since it was allowed within the place nobody troubled her apparently she wanted one of those gone sexual clickbait thumbnails so she asked my friend to place his faced in her breasts while she squirted ketchup on herself my friend refused as he was in a relationship but some other employee agreed to do so after they shot the thumbnail she marched in the next day claiming sexual assault I don't know what happened after that but it didn't turn out well for the liar man it's youtubers like this lady who give youtubers like me a bad name influencers nowadays have such a bad reputation but to be honest most of us are just hanging out in our basement making videos not rubbing our genitals in other people's faces and catch up on ourselves our next replies from OC's fora bartending in a restaurant a few years ago there was a private party and one of the guests asked me to plug in his iPhone to listen to a song I did at any to me 20 bucks he left his phone behind the bar and got wasted when he was leaving I said sir don't forget about your phone he threw a beer on me and told me to leave him the F alone and told me to get a real job guess who got to keep a nice new iPhone and then tain't croissant ads this reply we had someone to a dine and dash ones and they left their phone reasonably expensive one although this was over 10 years ago so I can't remember if they were as much as they are now he sheepishly came back the next day asking if one had been handed in our boss said no and kept the phone our next replies from sixes and sevens I worked in Domino's I had a guy through a handful of pennies at me while laughing the thirty odd cents was my tip he was mad when I turned around and walked away without picking any of them up his exact words were oh my money not good enough for you fine I'll never ordered Domino's again I've never had a customer fire themselves like that before it was great our next replies from raccoon this old guy who asked if I was included in the order I'm 17 then funny yes Johnny replies to that this happened to me when I was about that age some guy asked if I was on the dessert menu I pretended so hard not to understand him that he actually got embarrassed left a generous tip and politely left without another word our next s quite a question is what's the worst thing that's happened at a high-school reunion party you attended our first replies from Underpants bandit my sister my now husband and I were all in the same graduating class plus my husband's best friend best friend's name is something like John Smith very common he was very popular in high school super nice guy stood out in a crowd if he didn't know him you certainly knew of him even in a massive school so anyway the 20 year old reunion rolls around my sister is the only one who wanted to go she called right after very upset apparently there was a huge memorial wall for John Smith who had just died none of us knew awful my husband was like but we just saw he called him up and was like hey dude are you dead no not dead surprised but not dead anyway it turned out the much less popular other John Smith was the one who died they made a lovely memorial for the wrong guy who was forgotten totally we still run into people to this day who see him and her like hey aren't you supposed to be dead man that's really sad for the other John Smith but I want to know how the John Smith it you know responds to those comments yeah I was dead for a while but luckily I came back our next reply is from Bob might be cool some girl confessed to cheating on her high school sweetheart thinking enough time had passed it wouldn't bother him she thought wrong edit since this was so well received I'll had some details here so that they're all in one place the reunion was ten years later the two of them hadn't seen each other in years as far as I know they broke up shortly after high school ended after she broke the news somewhat nonchalantly as well the guy flipped out and slapped her then started screaming at her she ran away at which point he broke down it said something about wasting his high school years and left we still managed to have a good time you even after all that though which was nice our next replies from macedon Bob one guy had made not one but two fortunes and had a net worth of well over a hundred million dollars by our 20th reunion high-speed modem patents in the late 1980s early investor in broadband right place at the right time he'd already retired on our classmate Update bulletin he listed his occupation as unemployed and unemployable as a bit of a gag some of the well-meaning but clueless types sought him out to offer encouragement and tips on how to find work hey man that's a really tough break about the jobs just keep getting out there hopefully you'll find something dude you realize I have a hundred million dollars right our next replies from to Bolivia no didn't happen to me but I had this friend who got someone pregnant back in the day and she kept the kid they've been great about it he helps financially but that was the into his contribution she married soon out of high school and met a great guy who has been the de facto dad either way it's a day where you bring your kids if you have them event and someone let's slip that my friend is the kids real dad and the kid heard it and it was an effing catastrophe everyone was trying to figure out who said that and how could someone spill that secret etc in the end my friend pretended he was shocked and laughed it off as a joke which honestly in front of the kid was probably a good move our next reply is from fall on me it wasn't really bad just odd a guy came with full kiss style makeup on white face black shapes around his eyes and black lips we were too awkward and polite to mention it so everyone just chatted with him as though it was completely normal to turn up like that our next replies from infinite possess at my 10-year reunion the organizers were doing the thing where they give awards for the person who came the farthest to attend the person with the most kids etc the award came up for who had the oldest kid and people started shouting out their kids ages when it quieted down this shy girl near the front said in a normal voice 11 and that's when we all realized why we had stopped seeing Heather right before graduation our next replies from pedantic dullard at my 20 year reunion two decades after high school two guys got arrested for fist fighting on the sidewalk outside the bar we went to Friday night why were they fighting one of the guys slept with the other guys girlfriend in high school and drunkenly brought up the 20 years ago fleeing neither of them married her or even dated her after high school those idiots got charges 20 years later for though that was our sloshed ass credit and my ass credit question to you is did you remember to like comment and subscribe

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Published: Tue May 05 2020