CURSED COMMENTS #53

all right you can choose a superpower but the first person to reply can choose a side effect these are great okay i'm black all right it's the 1700s oh hey everyone my name is jacob welcome to cursed comments we're gonna be looking at nice posts that are really nice you know nice and wholesome and then someone comes along and makes a curse which ruins it in most cases but we like the cursed stuff for some reason so it makes it better enjoy it why love one but eat the other huh yes vegans why uh you love these ones but you eat this one uh my dog is one financial disaster from being lunch so yeah if earth stops rotating suddenly then you would fly east at 465 meters per second and die instantly oh denise alvarado says well if it continues to rotate most of us will die slowly painfully and afraid hmm jesus denise you're not wrong but wow oh doctor medical playset oh you get like the the thing to listen to your heartbeat you've got all the things and then you get a gun there is a gun in here i'm sorry mr johnson your health insurance was declined cock's gun yeah this is definitely an american place here i don't know planes were invented in 1903. trains were invented in 1804 babies before 1804 hey i'm not eating that i'm not how are you going to make me eat it here comes the plague okay i'm sorry ali ali this monster of a tick that was crawling across the floor this is lego for scale jesus you should eat it and get your blood back free range free ranged fruit gusher oh why is that making me like mouthwa the hunger games is being turned into a theme park and we volunteer as tribute to go each zone will feature themed rides restaurants cafes souvenir shops and entertainment performances oh i'm starting to believe that no one actually ever read these books oh yeah i can't wait to die in a coal mining accident yay what historical events would people call unrealistic if it happened in a movie oh well a bear ate 15 million dollars worth of cocaine and although it killed him for the last five minutes of his life he was the most dangerous apex predator on seven continents yeah pablo escobar genius you imagine just coming into contact with one of those though like you're just walking around one day and then suddenly this like coked up bear comes along you're like oh okay well i'm going to die now oh well alexa where's my dad oh your dad is in a strip club in las vegas ha ha gotcha alexa my dad is sitting right next to me no no no your mum's husband is sitting right next to you your dad is in a strip club in las vegas oh with your sister oh what if it worked wide schools after killing all of their students interests and then blaming it on video games remove the word interest and then it will have a whole different meaning oh if the coronavirus doesn't take you out can i ah yes drop kicks you and breaks your neck thank you senpai ah no no not like that not not like that kind of taking out oh i suddenly want to live in the uk this is the uk grading system you get 75 to 100 a plus 17 to 74 a 64 to 69 a minus i mean we don't even have a plus a minus so this is a lie uh india has a better system anything below 60 is a fail and anything below 50 is father-son bonding aka domestic abuse oh hey dad if you sold all of your star wars collectibles right now we'd be able to pay for my surgery oh well i'm pulling the plug yep well as a star wars fan he knows how to deal with the younglin he's like i ain't selling that that's worth a lot christ died for our dunkin donuts yeah jesus really really i died for this well he do got doughnut hands ah true you are given one wish but everything you wish happens to everyone what is your wish okay i wish i'd poop myself right now because i'm in the bathroom so the aftermath for everyone else is gonna be hilarious ah that's good i feel like that opportunity is just so good like to troll people with i don't know i can't think of any right now but if you think of something comment down below that just what could we do that give you yourself something but everyone else as well and just ruin everyone else's day or something this wheelchair that allows you to stand up oh he's a transformer disabled in disguise yeah wait a second this he's he's lying british people when they hear kilometers per hour instead of cups of tea per colonized nation earl grey flavored confusion well it is better than bullets per square child i guess yeah yeah oh this guy's zoom picture is raising his hand well it's time to zoom into poland no no what is the weirdest fact that you know uh the noises the raptors made in jurassic park were actually turtles screwing oh i was wondering why i kept getting random bonus during that movie raphael huh is that you for extra cash consider robbing defenders their address is easy to find and they can't own guns hey modern problems require modern solutions wait a sec don't political officials have bodyguards oh yeah that's why they have bodyguards because think mark think why is it called taking a poop if you're leaving one instead wait you aren't supposed to take the poop oh my god i've been doing it wrong this whole time this guy's like weighs like a ton he hasn't been pooping he's been putting it in no come on guys shoot a shop for a bully-free school oh wrong choice of words yeah well i'm english but i'll take a stab at it oh another wrong choice of words ah come on guys what's the wildest thing you threw at your sibling while fighting uh my other siblings hey they were smaller and i could throw them go sunday afternoons are for watching videos in bed so what are you watching oh i'm watching a bunch of mother day ads you were forcing on me when my mum died three years ago and my stepmom died this year so thank you for reminding me every 10 minutes with unskippable ads oh i'm watching there's a bit of a difference there god gives monkeys hiv so humans won't do anything special to them humans get hiv god why god why hey not our fault they have such fat cakes why he's like i had one job one one thing that's all i wanted right just don't touch the monkey just don't go anywhere near the monkey there's no need for you to go near the monkey we want to evolve not go backwards evolve forward and then some weird guy was like you know what what about a monkey no no you ruined it for everyone okay dude you ruined it new rep kid in town what's his rep name uh little abortion i mean lil should have been aborted yeah that that's the best what's the weirdest fact that you know oh okay you put yoga in someone's butt to speed up decomposition ah pro tip it only works on dead bodies living ones just get upset and i'm not allowed in that grocery store anymore hold up there kind sir wait a sec huh this is how the original yoda puppet used in the empire strikes back looks now oh oh not good kind the years have not been ketamine helped not all right all right get out of here me when i accidentally call my teacher mom oh no and my teacher when i accidentally call her mom oh me when my teacher calls me daddy yeah sure doctor the abortion was successful oh credit card declines doctor hmm well i'm afraid hey i totally didn't get the joke i thought he was shoving the dead baby back in no no no no no if you found a death note what would you do uh i'd hide it i would look up the statistically most popular names i'd sign it all right well doing a diy project at home and the lumber i bought from lowe's had a bullet in it oh yeah probably recycled from an old school yeah it makes sense ah you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and you wake up on the couch yeah you know it's really over when you fall asleep on the ground and wake up in a van it's that then it's over do you know when i know it's over when you stop clicking on these videos right here that's gonna be a sad day but you're still gonna do it right and subscribe and leave a like because cursed clicks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 238,077

Rating: 4.9649715 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: sFNgd8VcHvs

Length: 10min 20sec (620 seconds)

Published: Mon May 10 2021