CHOOSING BEGGARS #44

hey is the price negotiable it's two dollars it's just two dollars come on everyone my name is jake and welcome to choosing beggars where we're gonna be looking at beggars who are choosers they want free stuff but they want it more free than free if that's even possible i don't think it is but these people think it is so enjoy hi blank is this still available it's a it's a mac by the way yep still available well i'm here due to sudden emergency surgery for my daughter's surgery oh so not completely strapped for cash as i just had to pay for surgery bills i'm very desperate to get this for myself as i have to stay here for two weeks due to her surgery and haven't got a way to study for my uni exams just wondering what the lowest you could do is or if you would be willing to give it away just to help a family in need please i know it's a really big ass but i'm so desperate and worried i'll fall behind on my studies while i'm stuck here are you able to help me at all please no it's freaky now that is how you respond just a straight cold no 46 inch tv for free sony 46-inch hdtv works good great sound rear projection comes with a spare bulb awkward for one to carry but not impossible i cannot help and i just wanted to say i hate craigslist and to the four people that replied you really are the essence of what is wrong with humanity at this point i'll break the tv with a hammer to get rid of it by myself because i'm tired of the stupid responses which i know is my fault for even using cl in the first place who do you think you are expecting someone to deliver it to you it's a free tv off craigslist there is no warranty i'm not delivering it obviously if post says i cannot help no i can't come hook it up to your house you idiots i'm not even to read the rest this is just someone venting yeah i feel like you should just avoid any sort of site where you can interact with the seller just stick it on ebay and i know some people you can get like deals but just put it up for auction as soon as they bid that price they know they're paying for it and you don't have to deal with anyone it's way easier hi a friend of yours named blank sold you my father's civic last six of the vehicle identification number is zero seven one six one seven and i'm trying to see how i can get the vehicle back because it's the only thing that i have of my father since he passed away eight years ago oh i do have it yeah it's here well i miss it so how would i have to give up to get my father baby back well it's not for sale but money talks make an offer you know how much these things are going for now well it was my father's that's why i was asking for it because it means value to me that's all i have left of my father because the only money i have is fifteen hundred dollars yeah sorry bro can't help you i got off at 6k and turned it down that's my father's car so you're telling me i can't have my father's car back that's not right man just saying you'll regret it like the man passed away and that's all my father left for me i wouldn't have bugged you if it didn't mean a lot to me but it does and i have pictures that it was mine before you had it well i can't do nothing for you good luck wow okay i'll call my lawyer then you asked for it not me because the will has that car in it for me so keep playing me okay let me know if you need my info for your liars i mean it's got to be a scam right the dad wouldn't have sold it or got rid of it if he wanted to give it to him and then yeah so i feel like this guy just wants a really cheap deal on something that he's already sold right 500 computer what's wrong with it oh nothing i just got married and don't really game anymore uh just read not graphic card man yeah that's why it's 500 and not well over a thousand logs why is graphic card so much if you can get me a video card i'll buy it from you you just need a full working gaming pc for my sons i'm not gonna buy you graphics cards so you can buy my computers which that doesn't make any sense bride cancels her wedding because her guests didn't donate a 1 500 each to fund the event anyway i am exhausted i am bone tired my heart is not the same it's stone cold fragmented empty i need to get away from this awful society how hard would it have been to donate to friends do i matter to you just give me money for my wedding i won't even sugarcoat it i won't even pretend that's not what i wanted it was for a dream i was stabbed cheated on and w arcade goodbye see you in two months friendly reminder to you guys don't think you own me i am cutting all of you snakes off i am living my life alone now i only let in those i believed had good intentions whoa i have no words you're out of your mind susan what happened to you who on hell expects that amount of money hi there i saw your post about infant openings i'm due in june and will need daycare starting in august is it possible to hold one of the spots until then if i give you a hundred dollars for a deposit well hi blang unfortunately we cannot hold spots but you're welcome to check in as we get closer to august and i will have a better idea of what availability we have if any wait you don't hold spots i thought all day cares held spots i'm willing to pay the 100 to hold it yeah we don't usually have empty spots for long especially for infants financially it's just not possible to hold unpaid spots well that's what the 100 would be for yeah i understand that searching for a daycare is overwhelming but at 220 dollars a week for an infant space holding it until august would be over three thousand dollars in lost revenue as a small business that's just not feasible i hope you're able to find a suitable daycare have a great night yeah never mind i wouldn't want my baby going to your daycare anyway thanks for nothing oh hi alison is this still available uh yes it's available hi where are located i'm located here okay cool is price firm asking for someone so please don't hate the messenger it's ten dollars oh it's for a needy family who home burned down you insensitive break and then they left they didn't even say like oh yeah we could do it for free that person could have been really nice a go-kart for six hundred dollars will you do 125 uh sorry no what about 110 that's not how negotiating works they went down they were like all right fine if you're going to be rude less talking parrot oh need a talking parrot for 12 year old daughter to have his pet for free maybe she's a pirate yeah she's like mom i really want to be a pirate all right all right i'll get you a talking parrot and we'll do it for free because that's how the pirates used to do it just steal right okay thanks for showing i know it's a lot less than you have it listed for but i could budget eight to one thousand for a nice hand knotted rook uh i'm sorry but since it's purchased so recently we'd rather keep it than let it go for less than two thousand really can't find hand knotted at this size for close to this thanks well i have a collection of very nice hand knotted rugs i found for eight hundred to a thousand okay nice and then they've sent a picture wow that isn't that amazing yo do the cd thing what do you actually want a tattoo d and c combined together or not combined just d and c looking nice why do you need me to design that go to a tattoo artist and they'll draw it up in seconds hands because i don't want to paint anyone idiots you're a graphic design student just do it yeah i don't want it for free though except for me no not for anyone anymore sorry all right what about this bruh your work looks like this how much do you think you're worth uh i don't work for free and i'm not looking for commissions at the moment you must be kidding me nope i'm sorry but just not what i do anymore i've done plenty of free work and it's never worth it i lold you're pathetic oh for charging people okay no just overall lol okay how is a guy like that gonna call someone else but that egg girl wanted to trade clothes with me instead of buying my clothes which were from high street and designer brands oh these would def fit you do you like these they have very small sizing oh i'll have to pass thank you though they also are most likely going to be too big as well wait hold up you also want to trade high street brands for miro and kmart sis don't text me honestly if this is how you're going to act it's clothes who cares what the hell brand it is uh clearly you it's logo design contest okay so our design skills are not great we need a logo that reflects our social housing organization we value affordability environmental responsibility and inclusivity must be a print quality vector image email is for more the entry fee is five dollars and the prize is a hundred ah-ha yeah maybe if you got rid of the entry fee then it'd be fine but that no ah we have michael vanderpoot who is clearly this man in the picture sorry for this way of contacting you i am sharing this information this way because i want to give my fortune to someone who believes in god apparently i am suffering from terminal brain cancer my attending physician has just informed me that my days are numbered due to my very humiliating state of health i intend to ring all my things because i have 850 000 euros in my account and i don't want to leave everything in the bank i am looking for someone who can inherit my fortune so the one to whom i will leave my property before i die if you are interested please reply to me oh wonderful i'll happily inherit all your worldly possessions i'm so very sorry that you are going to die perhaps we should spend that money on trying to save your life i don't mind spending a portion of my share in getting you through this ah thank you for your response and it makes me happy to see that you were a kind-hearted man i don't know by what chemistry i contacted you but i am looking for a person of good character capable of receiving my donation offers and make good use of it i would be grateful to make you the beneficiary of my offer would you accept this offer with pure heart and full of confidence oh of course michael i will gladly accept your fortunes i was however wondering if considering you're going to die you might have more items of value to increase my inheritance a little ultimately i would really like to top it up to a cool 1 million i know it sounds silly but i just really want the title of millionaire so if you could just sell your cars and jewelry to get it over that magic million mark i'd be very grateful thanks michael i'm so excited to receive your 1 million let me know when we can get it sorted out the sooner the better really i could really do with buying myself a nice yacht to celebrate my current one is just very small and i feel like a laughingstock at the yacht club this week really show them i wouldn't be surprised if i don't make president of the club because of this i'm going to really enjoy that powerhouse and if you want to be president of your yacht club then click on screen right now this will make you president instantly none of you probably have a yacht but if you click it you might have a in the future and leave like thanks

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Length: 12min 14sec (734 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 24 2021