RARE INSULTS #36

lil pump slaps eminem on instagram as lame as hell ah well at least eminem doesn't bear a resemblance to a vandalized pineapple is little pump still like around i don't understand why hey everyone my name is jacob welcome to rare rentals where we're going to be looking at insults which you don't see very often even though there's like 36 episodes so there's probably quite a lot of insults but they're different so they're rare technically you know it's like chances yeah enjoy hmm she looks like the child of ellen degeneres and elon musk but dress like johnny cash oh oh i feel really bad i thought that was a dude at first as i earned they said she looked like an oh i'm sorry xbox message it must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket wow wow xbox 360 chat that's that's wow elon musk's mum on raising successful kids i didn't treat them like babies or scold them okay yeah they all look like they're about to unhinge their jaws and swallow a marsupial they have big mouths though right elon's the only one that's not showing his true potential earth yeah and we lost mainly because i'm trash lol no you're not trash you're recycling because trash can be disposed but we are stuck with you that's even worse charlie the poor guy i'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers no you're not most of you are not even close to being gamers i see these people saying i put well over 100 hours in this game and it's grey that's nothing most of us can easily put 300 plus in all of our games i see people who only have the nintendo switch and claim to be gamers come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller then we'll be friends also dear women pokemon is not a real game animal crossing is not a real game the sims is not a real game yeah if this guy was a food ingredient he would be virgin oil like shut up ah this video oh the skirt animation has more budget than the entire fourth season of seven deadly sins i haven't actually seen that but i i've heard very bad things about it like ah i'm sorry if you watch it bill gates recommends his favorite books of 2020. oh wow this comment chain is like an anti-science mouth breather hall of fame inductee ceremony ceremony sponsored by mayonnaise sandwiches i mean you are on facebook and you're talking about bill gates so you're probably gonna get a huge comment chain of just just a mess just a big mess oh i don't know if you've seen this video but this guy who gets very mouthy at a biker he looks like ron's pet rap from harry potter peter pettigrew is it pettigrew yeah the resemblance there is good wow those are some pretty good eyelashes jeez rumor has it she flies away if she blink yeah please keep your eyes closed unless it's a really hot day then you could be useful i swear my teammates are so stupid it makes people in mobile game ads look like nasa employees bro those like mobile ads they're so annoying you get a guy and he can't do the most basic thing because he thinks oh if i can't do it they'll download it because they'll want to do it no it just makes me hate you no ps5 today because the gaming pc i built leaves it in the dust yet you'll be the vegans of gaming you won't shut up about your preference despite no one caring true yeah like i'm all for gaming pcs over consoles but like if you've got a console i don't care like enjoy what you want to enjoy oh thank you for your input car profile picture your brain goes room room so fast it raced against common sense and left it behind in the dust very cool brain go vroom vroom so fast i like that i'm gonna use it mariah carey is so rich she has a pool on top of a pool on top of the ocean oh my god what uh i ain't the smartest man in the world but uh is that a dinosaur no that's mariah carey but but in the background there was a dinosaur she was a dinosaur as well babies and birds don't know anything about good music they just love loud obnoxious noises ah they must love you then why why would you like say that as if it's going to offend anyone birds don't care about it and babies can't understand it shut up jameson has the face of a father who just discovered his daughter has an only fans oh is this him playing a video game and his dad's like looking at him like wow uh i raised you really it's the same response instagram reality i i think this might be photoshopped i'm not sure though i've seen pixar mums with more reasonable proportions wow i think mark zuckerberg got steroids oh you look like a failed clone of zuckerberg that got too powerful we just need to make sure that this guy doesn't get to replace the actual mark zuckerberg because then we're just screwed because he's got the brains he's got the lizard capabilities and now he's got the strength with the steroids so just stop this man at all costs michael jordan looks like someone put his ears on upside down wait i've never looked at his ears ah yeah i guess kind of most people's go out to the top this goes into the bottom it's still good looking ah a jake paul video yeah jake paul is the reason shampoo has instructions and he's shirtless with his mum in bed and in two days there will be a new vid saying how i got my mom pregnant the guy's just a bit weird isn't he ah charlie yeah charlie's eyebrows look like two caterpillars meeting in front of a ditch oh hey man yeah you doing good nice i will kick you so hard your vertebrae comes out of your mouth like a pez dispenser yo what game is this and why are you so mean to this guy zoom executive secretly censored users on behalf of china the doj says okay yeah that dude looks like an oblivion npc you go up to him he's only got like two lines a hunger the only book will fill um yeah bruh dude's looking like he's allergic to life that better be photoshopped look at those eyes and no it's just everything's big chris is the kind of guy who says come in when someone knocks on the bathroom door oh that's a bit weird you look like the type of person to play spore that's not an insult yeah well you look like the type of person i'd make in spore an insult that was good yeah and then he sent him wow this was a comment on moist critical's video talking about tick-tock challenges yeah it's fitting that these are called challenges because the people who do them truly are challenged yeah yeah that's a good point oh you're really dumb yeah well you strike me as the type what farts in the bathtub and tries to bite the bubbles before they pop oh that's just made me like gag this is to all the boys that paint their nails and wear dresses uh oh yeah there's a reason he's got 30 000 replies and only 20 000 likes oh your eyes are socially distancing how considerate oh look he's back again peter pettigrew the guy looks like he would sell his car for gas money yeah yeah this dude walks up on your girl tonight and smacks her calf what are you doing oh no i mean can you do anything really like you just gotta step back uh calling willy wonka oh okay yeah there's one thing you can do take him back america is like australia but all the unholy animals are turned into people ah yeah this was a photo from 2019 early 2019 a pandemic pandemic and all this people hanging around with no face covering and less than six feet apart what a scam yeah in 2019 you thick noodles i can't tell if that's an insult or a compliment it depends what context i guess oh oh that's that's a new hairstyle i've never seen before learned beginner surf guitar lesson build melody chords rhythm licks all right cools this guy looks like a guy fury went super saiyan honestly i i like the hairstyle it's cool hey why did he call tofu a new ingredient tofu is old as hell did jaime oliver not discover tofu until 2018 yeah it's new to british people who think beans on toast is foods hey hey don't disrespect beans out there that's a good meal if you're broke this is so unfunny that if the funny was converted to energy it would be weaker than a dead spider do dead spiders have any energy i don't think they have any energy right ah j station back again is he seriously back this dude looks like he shares all of his dna with a banana ah you know we share like what 80 percent but this guy the entire thing ha that cat has more upper body strength than me and i'm 41 hey now this guy only has to hold up a kitten you have to hold up 41 years of bad decisions oh oh you hit him right in the heart and i think i can hit you in your heart all you need to do is click another video that'll hit you right in the heart right no but you can watch more videos so that's kind of a win i think just click please thanks

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 150,495

Rating: 4.971786 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: -rkdc-xdXIY

Length: 10min 27sec (627 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 31 2020