CURSED COMMENTS #11

hey everyone my name is Jake and welcome to curse comments well you might have noticed you didn't get any hats on this video because this video is very very cursed and and you can probably understand why it's very very cursed at this time just it is very cursed so if you don't like that stuff probably click away but if you do enjoy girls when you see them in underwear oh and girls when you see them in bikini ah the difference is usually consent oh I wish I knew that earlier cause America is burning down in riots the area 51 God who had been playing GTA 5 on the wrong PC um God you think you would have learned from playing play game con that oh I hope he doesn't play do next well the games could be like really bad to play huh the true basics of engineering engineering flowchart does it move if no should it if no no problem should it if yes wd-40 does it move if yes should it if yes no problem if no then some tape Wow perfect that's all you need I can confirm after I use duct tape my wife stopped moving perfect boy it doesn't always move I got some wd-40 sprayed on this corpse and it didn't move like I'm getting scammed here right it's your milkshake really worth it they get cows like this and they spin them like this whoa whoa beyblade let it rip boots can you imagine getting two cows and just beyblading them into each other I [ __ ] hate school I wish I was home-schooled 20 20 no online school [ __ ] sucks I want old school back I think online school is great because I can masturbate to my crush without me getting suspended like last time oh uh huh well I guess if you enjoy online school then yeah quadruplets a one in a hundred and eighty million story a cow who's apparently defied great odds and given birth to four carbs that have been named eeny meeny miny and move ah eenie meenie miney mu who's the next I'm a barbecue really it was such a wholesome moment and then you ruined there you are what you eat look cuz the fat guy eat burger like this and drink because the fat guy gets Pepsi ha ha hey I'm human after all ah I thought I wasn't at one point a 76 year old woman was pecked to death by her pet rooster woman killed by Kok would have been a better headline died being relentlessly pounded by [ __ ] I mean they're not wrong we're not using [ __ ] in that context it is a [ __ ] how do you eat Oreos in the mouth and down the neck quickly I have siblings and hold it under the milk until the bubbles stop then eat it whole Opie said Oreos not babies oh damn my batteries no it's an easy mistake to make I always end up like mistaking my babies for my Oreos you accidentally dipping the babies into the milk and accidentally keeping the Oreos locked up downstairs it's an easy mistake to make man is this some way to start a foreign exchange program to trade our rioting looters for Hong Kong freedom fighters ah so what you're saying is you want to trade black people what about Jake Paul Jake Paul can we just get rid of him please just get rid of him Logan Paul tweeted this with the hands bruh who the [ __ ] is yellow the guy he found in the forest gah Pedro Petra come on you can't say that oh there's a [ __ ] giraffe loose in Minnesota lamell got the animals out ooh I love Minnesota oh whoa whoa just wait until the cops find out giraffes are from Africa we could have a big problem a blessed fair ah ha ha look I'm going through the human haha this is also the alien equivalent of birth can you imagine going to the fair put in your head through a cardboard cutout of a vagina and posting for a picture yeah that's pretty much the same thing ha ha look it's it's hello with his wife oh well what are you doing senpai I'm killing the Jews Hitler please no I this is the worst Hitler like this is a Hitler in just an awful universe people saying that calling the coronavirus the China virus is racist the Spanish flu yeah the Black Plague mm-hmm do you know that the Spanish flu didn't actually originated in Spain and Spanish people didn't actually appreciate being called the Spanish flu so maybe it is racist line teen journalist asks Putin for permission to touch him you are very handsome can I touch you in mother America you don't touch President President to kiss you oh oh what Trump things about anonymous because you know that the guys that are like exposing him for everything exposing everyone for everything and he can't really do anything because you know that they're anonymous your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you drank who are you no just no I'm not calling myself white power hate yeah probably not the best idea especially at this point me and my younger brother started a breath-holding pool contest he's there for like six who is now so proud of my boy after some time even the water will appreciate him by lifting him up Poots six hours though that's impressive I thought it was like 22 minutes the world record but yeah props to you little brother of the countries fighting coronavirus and the US doing the race war side quest woah wait until Germany does the Fourth Reich side quest then we got a bit of a thing going on happy birthday app Oreo we love to be creamed as much as you do Oreo cookie let's take this to the DMS ah so that's what the mystery flavor was last year you don't another one of those Oreo hey mind if I sit here oh I'm saving that seat for my boyfriend Oh I have a girlfriend wait it's that easy there I was using chloroform I could have been doing that muscles make the body move give me your skin George give me it mom said it's my turn with the skin all right come here what's the difference between a police officer and a bullet when a bullet kills someone you know it's been file it oh that joke is so dark it's gonna get shot by a cop oh if you kill a killer the number of killers in the world remains the same ah you see that's what you kill to upgrades people upgrades you gotta get around the system a man holding his old heart following a successful heart transplant surgery oh that's gonna cool well makes a good paperweight I guess or a stress ball it's probably probably not the best idea to stress is it like hard or is it like I don't know what what would it feel like a hundred and three year old woman celebrates beating kovat 19 with a cold beer whoa betcha Bud Light since they're a lifetime supply it looks like very have and it's in the picture a cop just killed my gta5 character even though he's white anyone else experiencing this bug whoa how did you get that far I got arrested outside of Game Stop going to buy it earth without art is just an artist's ah Canadians ah yeah well advertisement without advert it is semen so I wish I had long hair whoo oh my god here I go I made that wish once I should have been more specific thanks for all the assets that would be like my favorite thing to do if I was a genie people asking me for wishes I I wish to be the richest person ever and then you make them like the richest person ever on on clubpenguin or something just just really [ __ ] with them if they're not specific happy 21st birthday to my beautiful daughter on the Left Raylan ah thanks for the clarification dad definitely would smash and the one on the left not bad either five-year-old calls police to invite them to his birthday party and he gets shot 14 times odd so disgusting the kid isn't even black god they used 14 bullets if that kid had go down easily with one or two max my poor dad was so proud of the watermelon he grew turns out it was a big ask you compact hey at least the mum will be satisfied right no but he put it up he wasted it who are the fastest readers Apple users they can read 30 pages of terms and conditions in just one second I don't know guys 911 jumpers went through a hundred stories in a couple of seconds who's the real winner Canada the Netherlands the UK USA covered 19 it's free real estate did people suddenly forget that there is supposed to be an epidemic yeah looks like it but don't worry they'll be remembered very soon yeah I agree with the top comment on this like I agree with the reason behind the protest completely but it's kind of worrying about knowing a lot of people are just gonna die because of the cove in 19 because they're all together like there are gonna be a lot of deaths just saying so you made it all the way to the end you may as well click another one right look two videos right there you can sit inside all day watch videos then you won't get Kobe 19 nice

Channel: WhyJake

Views: 214,421

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Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: 54Lsy02lOKs

Length: 10min 32sec (632 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 06 2020