RARE INSULTS #39

some people have that resting face and adam driver has resting professor of theology listening to his students present a report on religious symbolism in medieval art that they copied off of wikipedia's face it just looks like he doesn't care anymore like hey everyone my name is jacob welcome to rare insults where we're gonna be looking at the words that are just you know few and far between the scarce ones that you don't see very often and then it kind of ruins your day because you get insulted but nonetheless it's funny when it's not us so enjoy it unexpected item in bagging area whoa whoa it's not unexpected you digital frick you literally just told me what it is it's right there on the screen i did the wavy wave and you did the bleepy bleep up until the point where you decided to have an electronic stroke things were going exactly according to plan what you mean is you haven't been programmed right don't go putting this on me like i've somehow gone out of my way to surprise you i've got places to be man i can't be playing hide the actual salami with the terminator's younger bad cousin oh and now you sent for backup well done now i have to deal with a human person who thinks i'm either an imbecile or a thief for not being able to work what's effectively a bathroom scale with delusions of grandeur for the fourth time hopefully the guys working there will realize how awful they are because everyone's getting the same problem they probably hate them just as much ah jimmy fallon jimmy fallon is basically like five squirrels operating a human suit he's yeah he's just like ha ha oh wait there's more jimmy fallon has the personality of an anthropomorphic golden retriever and i would love to see jimmy fallon interview jimmy fallon what a show that would be just him interrupting himself interrupting himself laughing forcibly and slapping deaths to be fair i don't mind jimmy fallon i think he's kind of funny but it is yeah over the top but i guess that's what you gotta do host malone has mastered the art of looking rich and homeless at the same time yeah yeah you know people say oh you gotta look broke and stay rich real life but he like looks rich and he looks broke but he is rich i guess tyler1 in his very tight shirt when you created a dwarf character and put all the points on strength isn't that what comes with dwarf characters just strength and yeah tyler1 is that oh uh why does this dude look like beaker from the muppets wait let's get them side by side yep ah we have this dude who has the shirt orgasm donut mm-hmm yep yeah that guy's approximate life expectancy is tomorrow around lunchtime what's really like freaking me out is the double adam's apple is that even like a thing how does he have that some of y'all is the reason why shampoo has instructions i don't know what's going on here but i assume these guys have died they're just like he's not even like talking to them they're just dead and he's like god damn these guys suck i'm not really feeling a date to be honest oh why not okay honestly you just seem like the kid who tells the teacher like she forgot to pass out the homework oh that is pain that no one should ever have to feel like if you're not that guy and you get called that guy that's tough that's just real tough dana is now meeting with khabib in abu dhabi okay this is some ufc stuff his blood pressure is so high if he cut himself shaving he could power wash a patio oh that's such a weird thing to imagine just like that the power odd how come you can catch a cold but you can't catch a hot how come a fly can fly but an elephant can't elephant how come the lego set said 12 to 14 years but i ate it in 13 minutes wait how come you had three chances and couldn't make one funny did you have a point now how come an elephant can't elephant we need to make uh something be an elephant maybe an elephant walking is being i don't know what am i saying this person top comment of if bong water was a person yo these tick tock likes get so look 166 000 likes she kind of looks like billy eilish if she was raised in like a southern american state you look like a boiled owl but your smile is sincere thank you for the fun and informative channel what a backhanded compliment yeah you do look like a boiled owl but i like your channel right is that wendy williams yeah i think it is wendy williams looks like michael jackson if they dug him back up oh i do see it though yeah i think this is on daily dose of internet the guy made like a perfect circle like a bot that did that someone made a device that doesn't really accomplish anything pretty much what my parents did oh and you got pinned by daily dose oh phil spector convicted murderer who died today i mean that sounds pretty good if he was a murderer yeah i knew a guy like that he found a ring and it gave him unnaturally long life hmm wait yeah how old was this guy when he died yeah i'm starting to put the pieces together not to distract from his abysmal service while in public office or anything but man it'll be nice to have a vice president who doesn't look like a weird time skip hank venture somebody pieced together in skyrim is that i don't know who that is mike pence i think then this guy yeah yeah yeah i see it it's like the fred from scooby-doo you order from wish by the way um i hot question mug oh nah you look whiter than the world the kkk envisioned oh how do you get so white though what what i wish i had a boyfriend who liked the same music as me oh but you have a great taste in music don't you like tame imbala yes so much yeah i've seen him live twice see this is what i mean i need a you who isn't you this is like the one from earlier but i feel like this one's even worse you know you get hit like with oh you are perfect you're just not you're ugly that's what it is it's it's euro glaze found this on a car that was parked kind of sideways in a car park many three-year-olds have trouble staying within the lines all right maybe if you practice coloring this turtle it will help you with your park yeah it's got like no number nothing it's just you know a sly little screw you hey your microphone sounds like someone put a hedgehog in a blender do you reckon that was to the teacher or maybe the teacher said that to the kid yo the song is like 10 times better when you're deaf right how to load a gun oh okay i don't know why but this girl looks like pewdiepie and marzia's daughter alright that is not an insult whatsoever that's that's a compliment if anything oh this old video where he's like that's a 10. you know the ice cream taster guy this man can taste the air and give you a seven day forecast right he's like so skilled at it honestly it is so goddamn funny whenever some straight man calls me off or a [ __ ] or something like girl you think that hurts my feelings my closest friend once told me i dressed like an accounting major going through her second divorce while trying to get her oldest stepchild to call her once a month that's a real insult try harder yeah i love this post because one time my younger sister told me i look like the turtle from one of the ice age movies and since then nothing has cut me deeper than that oh oh yep that's him yeah that is dubbed nothing worse than waking up on a sunday morning and having to clean up the carnage left behind after another wild saturday night oh wow look at that clearly whoever bought that sofa had a wild saturday night because nobody with a sober mind would willingly buy that carnage of an upholstery pattern that is very disgusting that is some like 1950 196 that's awful oh we got a karen video you know the classic i saw someone's comment it went tongues so white it got its own privilege yeah that is a pretty wide top why did she just not clean it is that what it is oh wow charlie in in a very nice looking suit there charlie in that suit looks like a greasy salesman from the 1800s who would try and scam me into buying a cure for shingles come on come on you you know you want it right i'll cure you i'm sure oh and there's gus peeking around the corner you look like the oddball youth pastor that interprets the bible is god telling us all to smoke weed he's like yeah yeah he definitely meant that you know when he said that thing it meant this thing right come on guys oh this is an old video tana mojo content come out tanner is the type of person who would join the blm protest because she got killed by a cop in gta 5 playing as franklin she's like yeah i have experienced the same things like okay sure geez look at that the clean fade right here he looks like he's wearing a mask on his forehead but that position is godly yeah i can see it look it's going to wrap around he just needs the line all the way around and there you go he's protected hey not to be mean but you look like the guy i saw pooping in the urinal alright that's enough if you go all the way to the end and that's still red i mean it may as well not be so you may 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Channel: WhyJake

Views: 193,960

Rating: 4.9658828 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: Y8GhsmBYCvc

Length: 10min 19sec (619 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 24 2021