RARE INSULTS #38

the long lasting bone reviews top reviews oh five stars the dogs love them ah okay uh akc your long lasting bone lasted all of five minutes if that's your idea of a long-lasting bone then i feel sorry for your wife everyone my name is jake and welcome to rare rentals we're going to be looking at people who have delved really deep into the dictionary in order to just make someone feel really bad which is kind of what the internet is but yeah we put it in one place enjoy it average intel enjoyer oh an average amd enjoyer ah everyone's the same yo this dude is ugly no no he's so good looking that he went over the 10 scale and restarted at 1. i can't tell if he is on [Music] eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain your fingers don't get greasy and it lasts for longer ah what about a fork oh yeah i'm gonna stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absent-minded dunce fool clown jester like a monstrous [ __ ] an idiot of shakespearean proportions a [ __ ] this is how british people insult each other well it's how they should insult each other usually it's just like oh you're wet you know jeffree star okay jeffrey start deadass looks like voldemort and barbie had a baby whose head got stuck in between a sideways hydraulic press at birth wow real that's violent found out last year that i am a direct descendant of thomas rude he was the first person to be executed for incest in the united states he you know with his daughter sarah and it came to light when she gave birth to a son named george my family line is descended from george oh my dad's biological father was a rude i almost knew nothing about that branch of my family tree but we could be distant relatives wait tree you have a family wreath my friend that ain't no tree not being funny but why would you like admit that online be like oh yeah my family yeah they invented alabama that's pretty much what they are like oh and i'm direct descendant my mother is my sister and my wife and like the wreath no stick to a tree please why do brits speak english in american language rather than speaking some european language he's so dense that light actually bends around him there's no way that's like an actual post right please ah screw you man screw you you're such a virgin that even flipping a coin won't give you head you insell yo what who did you send this dude y2k looks like that kind of dude that walks around with dorito fingers like he's high like at least eighty percent of the time bro your hair looks like a virus wait is this the diamond checker guy i think it is he gets like diamond he goes oh i see how is it possible for one person to look black white asian latino native american young old male and female at the same exact time black yeah white asian yeah latino yeah oh my he does what monk shot after being arrested for robbery i've got no words wait was he rubbing a lollipop guild nah he just represents them what is with the hair like he could fix it up a bit this was on why elon musk is hella suss i can't really put my finger on it maybe it's his explosive wealth which i don't totally understand how he made or maybe his pseudo bad boy public persona which strikes me as curated or maybe it's just something about his face which kind of looks like the face of a blind person would draw after feeling a bunch of faces with their hands either way he's off-putting and i don't trust him you have the legal instincts of a beached whale yeah i really do the beached whale might actually have one up on me to be honest ah rare insulting himself i guess if you're gonna get like insulted you may as well just insult yourself so it doesn't hurt as much it hurts inside but on the outside it looks like you're not as hurt right i think that's why people do it oh cheek balls every day bro wow 1.1 million comments it has on that cheese jake paul is the kind of guy to climb a glass wall to see what's on the other side i'll explain this so that your little peabrine can understand a quantum supercomputer could be running for a hundred thousand years and it still can't calculate how many freaks i don't give right i i don't think that's how you explain it to someone with a small pre-brand though they're not gonna understand what quantum supercomputer is hey what you mean you can't even construct a sentence you don't need duolingo you need uno lingo yeah learn to speak english first then you can learn another one another jake paul video this is just like a pip for insults i set this song as my alarm ringtone and now i wake up before the set time it's perfect i don't want to listen to that oreos are the cheapest of the cheap awful biscuits with negative 17 of vods you shut your goddamn mouth you off-brand excuse for a pile of organs oreos are good yeah i don't see them as being the worst the worst one just like like non-flavor i don't know what are the worst biscuits mexican food is the most overrated yak ever what the frick is a taco supposed to be cornish pasty yeah a brit talking smack about other cuisines is like a dung beetle criticizing a butterfly's choice of dinner yeah we really just took all the spices and then never used any of them why jeff bezos on his blue origin thing in 2015. jeff bezos's head is literally more aerodynamic than his rocket why is his rocket shaped like that though obviously they don't have to be like pointy but it helps them get into space now i'm not upset with you per se i'm just disappointed that you exist and that you aren't even apologetic about it i am sorry i am alive all right hey he looks like a mix of gordon ramsay and logan paul i never thought i'd hear that but here we are elton john and james corden you know what i want a relationship as strong as elton's suit jacket button let's check that out oh it's holding on it is holding on if the fat movement actually involved movement then maybe they would lose weight what is that the fat movement though it's like accepting because yeah you can be accepting but like when it gets too far i don't think you're supposed to promote it right ah crime watch to catch a predator he came he came from the underage well at least his hair and eyebrows knew better than to come over i can imagine him in his bathroom like at home with a shaver going all right if i get incarcerated for doing this because i know it's illegal and i'm a weirdo but you guys you can go on without me all right it might have been a time where your vocabulary could mask the fact that you're an empty toilet waiting to be filled with poop just to give it purpose but that time has passed yo seth roger who is this guy whoa oh these guys yeah what what is this what is this kind of he looks like a mortal kombat character that's all that money and yet none of them could afford a personality ah whoa those lowercase teeth and that weird-ass face how are you gonna call it my lower case teeth is that when you got more gum than tooth right hey no offense but this makes me feel like i'm drinking cola and it accidentally goes into my nostril ah bruh that is the worst feeling someone who understands wikipedia i beg you changed my photo i look like a hungover olive with a perm the insults on yourself are always better gushy69 with a new haircut i think baba yo what the heck are you one six nine you know lisa simpson say no more lisa simpson but glider chair great for nursery seat of chair is a little dirty but no holes in the fabric very comfortable works great just have no space for it anymore all right yeah 40 dollars seems pretty fair and yeah it looks like the ghost of a thousand farts oh now that i look closer yeah why why you sell it just get rid of it mmm look at that that looks like a great healthy meal he's living his life like he's already on the ship in wall-e this guy is an inspiration remember kids never get like this i can't explain why but the woman with the salad looks like a plane crash survivor yeah yeah why though huh man don't you love how the service industry means babysitting grown adults because the average human has the intelligence of a brick house an emotional maturity of an under right banana the service industry is yeah no i'm sorry hey guys what's better than uh accomplishing something you didn't know you could so having the same thing scientists have transplanted memory from one snail to another so what does it mean for humans apparently scientists can erase specific memories from a snail's brain scientist what do you remember the snail doesn't say anything my god what have we done it reminds me of that one old joke about removing legs from a spider that was trained to jump on command after the scientists get that last leg out and give the order their conclusion is spiders become deaf when they don't have legs how do you know that this never mind the scientists they'll be smart somehow and maybe you'll be smart as well and click another video because otherwise bad things will happen and you 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Channel: WhyJake

Views: 115,663

Rating: 4.9742212 out of 5

Keywords: twitter posts, facebook posts, reddit posts, tinder posts, funny, comedy

Id: KHTb2GOWuf8

Length: 10min 46sec (646 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 16 2021