r/AmITheA**hole A Kid Found My Pot Cookies!

welcome to our /m I the butthole where a little kid finds Opie's pot cookies am i the butthole for logging into my friend's email account and declining her universities offer of admission please don't judge until you've read everything I promise you that there's much more to this than what the title says why is it that every single time there's a horrible title and a sentence it says please don't judge until you've read the whole thing Opie turns out to be a huge butthole let's see if this post is any difference also in this post Opie refers to places like country X and country Y but just to make the story easier to listen to I'm gonna replace them with United States in Canada even though nothing in this post actually specifies that these are the countries she's talking about ever since I was a child I always dreamed of studying abroad we all know the benefits of studying abroad and I'm sure if I don't take advantage of this now I will forever regret it later on luckily for me my parents are financially stable and can afford sending me abroad in order to gain such an invaluable experience however there's one catch that is I must go with a friend of mine as they won't send me there alone I thought this wasn't a problem since I've been planning to go with my friend to the United States this month things changed my friend and I applied to two universities in different countries one of them doesn't have a limit on the number of students it can accept but the other one does my friend got accepted to both of them but I only did two one both of them are good universities and objectively one is not better than the other but their education system does differ when my friend got accepted to the University in Canada she told me that there's a possibility she'll go there instead as she has relatives there that will allow her to stay in their house without her having to pay rent I was heartbroken by the news how could she do this to me she knows how much I want to study abroad and is well aware of the fact that my parents will not let me go alone I told my parents about this and they assured me that if there's no other person I can go with then I'll be studying here instead I couldn't let this happen although she didn't say she's gonna do it for sure yet I need a definite answer or else I'll keep being stressed about it friend once told me her password on a game we play and I tried to see if she has the same password for her email and it turns out she does so I logged in and rejected her admission offer and logged out my friend still doesn't know this but she will soon I told my parents about it to assure them that my friend will now be going with me but they got so upset at me and are now threatening me that they're gonna call my friend's parents and tell them what I did I begged them not to but they're not listening they want to do it in case she can still email the University in the end I told them to let me tell her instead and they agreed to it although I don't think I will now that you guys know why I did this do you still think I'm the butthole here how is it my fault for being forced to go with a friend Opie I want to be clear about this I don't want to be overly harsh because if I'm super insulting then I don't think you'll actually listen to my words here but without exaggeration you get five out of five buttholes what you did was a deep violation of your friends trust you can't just make major life decisions for someone else just because you prefer it the other way and on top of that you could actually be criminally liable from this down in the comments people are talking about a case where this guy broke up with his ex-girlfriend and then his pissed-off girlfriend logged into his account and rejected the scholarship which was worth a lot of money so when he found out he sued her and won so now the ex-girlfriend owes this guy two hundred and sixty thousand dollars in damages so yeah your friend definitely can and in my opinion should try to sue you especially if there was any scholarship money involved in this offer Opie I think the absolute best case scenario for you in this situation is to tell your friend immediately pray that somehow she can fix this and still go to that college and then I wouldn't be surprised if your friend never speaks to you again for the rest of your life am i the butthole for having pot cookies out in the open in my own home and for a little bit of extra context on this story this takes place in Canada where weed is Lee this is an ongoing situation and I'm currently writing this as my niece is having a full-on meltdown so I apologize for any mistakes today was my day off and I decided to whip up a batch of pot cookies cookies that have wheat extract in them so I can snack on them for the weekend after they finish baking I left them out on a cooling tray so they can set just as I finished cleaning up the kitchen I hear the doorbell and went to answer and surprise surprise it's my sister with eight-year-old niece and husband it's been a while since I've last seen them so it was a happy surprise I let them in with the smell of cookies still in the air and my niece goes bolting towards the kitchen I instantly go chasing her and as I round the corner to the kitchen my niece has just grabbed a cookie and was about to eat it quick on my feet I swooped in and grabbed the cookie out of her hands saying that these were adult cookies which caused my niece to start freaking out my sister followed in and I explained to her that these cookies had pot in them and assured her that I was able to take the cookie away from my knees before she had eaten any she instantly blows up at me saying I shouldn't have pot cookies out when there are kids in the house I explained how I just finished baking them and they were setting and the fact that I didn't expect any children to be around I'm a single man no kids she asked if I had anything that wasn't laced and unfortunately I didn't by this point the niece has locked herself in the bathroom and is crying my sister gave me a big ol lecture about having drugs in the reach of kids while I stay on the premise of there wouldn't be an issue if I'd even known they were planning on dropping by today she called me a huge irresponsible butthole and I responded well if you talked her daughter not to just grab stuff we wouldn't be in this mess she left to try to get the niece out of the bathroom and I'm just sitting here typing this am I really the butthole here like I can understand not having drugs out in the open with kids around and I never would if I had known they were going to be kids around so let me get this straight the first thing your niece did when you open the door was rush past you grab something that wasn't her so she could eat it and then when she was told no she locked herself in the bathroom this doesn't really seem like normal behavior even for an eight-year-old the kid sounds spoiled and it sounds like the parents aren't setting proper boundaries for the kid even if they were normal cookies and not pot cookies the kid really should have asked you for permission first Opie you get zero out of five buttholes what you were doing in the privacy of your own home is perfectly acceptable but your sister sounds pretty entitled to expect you to bend over backwards to accommodate her with zero notice I'm giving her two out of five buttholes she kind of sounds like an entitled Karen in the making our next reddit post is from Romanian which I'm a 27 year old female and I've been married with my husband 32 for three years and have been dating for a little over five my husband has two 31 year-old female friend Mary they've known each other since they were in high school and she's considered one of the boys if you will that basically means she's always invited to all the fishing trips and stuff which I don't mind at all I trust my husband well my problems with Mary started when she first found out that I'm half Romanian it started kind of innocently with her asking me to say certain words teachers am insulted cetera which didn't necessarily bother me but it usually put me on the spot whenever we were out with my husband's group of friends it only escalated to her googling stuff about Romania and asking are you a vampire do you bite your husband by the neck - are you a gypsy I bet you got some of that gypsy blood in you which is just blatantly racist last week me and my husband organised a mini barbecue with our friends and Mary was invited by my husband despite me telling him that she makes me uncomfortable he said that he talked to her about her remarks and she's been understanding so it's unlikely she'll say something this time it was midnight and they were about four of us left and I accidentally spilled some red wine on Mary's jeans when I tripped over a carpet all hell broke loose Mary started saying that I'm a witch and trying to ruin her life and this whole thing is part of my ritual and I'm just a immigrant gypsy trying to ruin my husband's life and I've poisoned my husband against her I started crying and profusely apologized when she wouldn't drop it I kicked her out and banned her from ever coming to my house again am i the butthole for doing this my husband insists that Mary was just drunk and talking nonsense and he would talk to her he also told me that I'm way too sensitive about my heritage and I'm an a-hole for painting her mary has since given me a half-hearted apology but I'm still not okay with her Opie you get zero out of five buttholes I'm in an interracial marriage and if my friends came over to my house and started saying racist things to my wife then my wife wouldn't have to kick them out of the house because I would kick them out of the house I'm giving Mary three out of five buttholes for being a racist jerk and your husband two out of five buttholes for not standing up for you am I the butthole for walking out of my father's funeral important info I'm married to a lovely mixed-race man and we have a two-year-old I cut contact with my family about five years ago mostly due to my mother's narcissistic behavior and her being pretty darn racist she hated me dating my now husband and the rest of my family condoning her behavior most of my other relatives cut ties with my family before I was born or shortly after I'm thinking it's once again because of my mother the only one that kept in touch was my one aunt from my father's side this happened yesterday last Friday I got a call from my aunt that my dad got into an accident two days prior and didn't make it he died on impact apparently she asked me if I heard anything from my family to which I replied no it's important to note that I've been using the same cell phone number and email since I was 18 or so she figured they forgot and asked me if I wanted to come to the funeral after a few minutes of thinking I told her I'd come if my family was okay with it and if my aunt wanted me to I explained to her that I wouldn't be going for myself or for my father or family I would just be going to support my aunt she said she'd want me there as she'd had no other support and called me later to tell me that my family was okay with me coming so yesterday was the day of the funeral the past few days I didn't hear a single thing from my family when I got to the location my family members jumped right top of me telling me how happy they were that I came and that we should go to dinner and told me all kinds of stories about things that happen in the last five years they basically acted like those five years didn't happened and that we weren't there for a funeral I know that grieving does things to people so I let it slide and played along but it made me feel really uneasy and I made sure not to give any details about my own family or job as they know nothing about that and I wanted to keep it that way as it was not the time and place for an argument about my husband during the ceremony they insisted I sat next to my mother everything started out okay but when it was time for speeches my family insisted I'd speak I quietly told them no that I had nothing prepared but they didn't accept it so I got up and quickly said he'll be missed and sat down again they visibly were not happy with me and my mother started shouting at me telling me I was a worthless B word that I'd always treated them without any respect and that I was a B word for not giving an actual speech about how amazing my father was in front of the hundred and fifty people that had shown up so I had looked at her for a few seconds mostly trying to figure out what the hell just happened stood up told her to enjoy the rest of her day and walked out my husband told me I did the right thing and he was proud of me for keeping my cool instead of starting a shouting match so is my aunt but I've been bombarded with messages from people who say that I went too far am I the butthole no Opie I'm keeping you zero out of five buttholes and I'm definitely starting to understand why you went no contact with everyone other than your aunt who yells at the daughter of a dead man during a funeral am I the butthole for going no contact with my parents after learning they'd lied to me about my allergies all my life hey everyone I'm 19 years old and my parents are in their 50s for as long as I can remember I've been allergic to several things dairy wheat flour gluten and legumes since I was a young child my parents have completely kept all of them out of our house while other kids ate breakfast cereals I ate and assorted pickled vegetables for breakfast while other kids had Lunchables I had grilled chicken or fish with again assorted vegetables usually sweet potatoes while other kids ate birthday cake at their birthday party I had an apple I never questioned this until a couple of months ago I was at my aunts house for my birthday party and she made brownies for everyone for me she took great steps to make them with almond flour and avoided all of my allergies I started eating them and thought little oven until my aunt suddenly looked at me and in a panicked way asked which plate I took the brownies from I pointed at the one that I got my brownies from and she immediately stood up and told me to get my EpiPen she raced to ask my mother for it and I sat there scared out of my mind because I never mistakenly eaten flour before I noticed that my mother had calmed her down and then she said that we don't have to worry because she had switched the plate of brownies and after all I'd eaten the ones made with the almond flour I found this incredibly odd because really why would she swap the plates that doesn't even make sense but for the time being I let the issue rest it didn't sit well for me for about a week and I finally went to get an allergy test the doctor started with a skin prick test and lo and behold I didn't react to any of the above substances then he ordered a blood test and when the results came in they said that I had absolutely no intolerance to any of the foods I'm supposed to be allergic to I was furious and called my mother she eventually admitted that she lied to me because she wanted me to be on a Paleolithic diet and wanted me to be able to avoid all temptations she raised me with a lie about my own health but she keeps insisting that I try to see it from her perspective she spams my phone with messages about how healthy I am that I never had acne that I've been in great shape my whole life that I have strong teeth and bones and even that I got on to a d1 college tennis team she started calling me ungrateful for her intervention and insisting that I really should be glad that I never got harp addicted I don't know what to think I carried around an EpiPen for all those years one that I suspect may be fake seeing as my mother never got me to replace it and I don't even know anymore am I the butthole and an ungrateful son for losing it over this Opie are you the butthole for getting mad at your mom for systematically lying to you for your entire life just so she could control your diets no Opie you get zero out of five buttholes your mom on the other hand gets 3.5 out of 5 buttholes for being a manipulative liar that was our / am I the butthole and if you like this content then check out my patreon where I publish extra videos that I can't publish on YouTube because they get too monetized also hit that subscribe button because I put out new reddit videos every single day

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Length: 16min 19sec (979 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 17 2020