Nov 2015 Loot Crate / Super Geek Box / Munchpak | Ashens

bloody hell I'll be still doing these boom-boom ah there it is it's lootcrate time again and this month the theme is something I can't quite remember something along the lines of combat or fighting or fisticuffs or punchy punchy face Oh or something along those lines I am hoping for some Street Fighter merchandise and I'm pretty sure there is because I vaguely remember seeing it mentioned in an email I'm hoping to some real underpants just what everybody wants so I wrap me one this month relatively light and fairly large box although quite flat there we are that's my guess work completely over with without actually making any guesses at all what we got inside oh god well that's thrown me for a loop already what what is this thing it's some sort of sunglasses with weird hat on that looks vaguely familiar and I can't quite place it tell us what it is shredder sure oh no I wasn't thinking of shred up to Ninja Turtles at all think of something else now I still can't place him that's gonna annoy me for hours anyway let's move along so it's a pair of sunglasses that are screwed a pair of cheap sunglasses screw to like a plastic frame I can easily and and it makes you look a bit like shredder mmm that's kind of weird novelty things it's not something you're gonna get any use out of whatsoever no is going to get in public wearing those are they you look like this nope that's a bad start not impressed with that tool come on then let's get the Funko pop thing out of the way all seeing something far more interested in their Blizzard Entertainment cute but deadly oh for God's sake here we are completely out of character stuff we've got Kerrigan from Starcraft arthurs from Warcraft Sylvanas Warcraft a02 I think you Starcraft again there's a Murloc nothing like a relook at all diablo and the loot crate exclusive different no lock and then there's another different merlok and then there's a different office or something so we just stopped having these bloody cutesy fricken figurines that love everywhere right exactly easily microwave and there we are it is Sylvanas there she is looking all Elfie and incredibly top-heavy well the detailing is good I means much more interesting than a bloody Funko pop or a Mighty Muggs or anything like that I suppose and there's understand I feel it should there is a thing sorry - headphone users that's probably definitely there and here's the stand so on like that I spotted a hole in the Cape you see and there's this crest thing with antlers that's nice where does this go then in her hand one would assume so - probably done nicely I don't know his the Scylla tape is so powerful that actually ripping the plastic to pieces marvellous where does this go yeah he's in the hand okay I don't see how that actually attaches oh there's like a cloth I've got it right clippety clippety I said clippety clipper D yeah I can't be bothered about going out at the second but there we go it's a big-headed miserable lead singer of Evanescence bloody things right I'm very interesting this next one I am a sucker for coins and pins and metal things and this is a rather nice Mockingjay one I don't think it's not the one she gets in the film originally is it does that's like a round one with the sort of Mockingjay and it is this one they use later perhaps to show the members of the resistance I don't know I don't remember that from the last film that haven't seen the new one yet yeah then what's this like really do like these pins head I'm going to move this remote control I put on the tables is making annoying clicking noise er so that's better this is actually very nice very nice and dead big big metal the air feels quality don't know you'd have to be quite a fan of the Hunger Games to wear ended the varnish on it is a little OTT it's a little bit to sort of glossy for my liking but are still really really nice I do like these things that is right up my alley Thank You lads and what's next I can see it quite easily and you probably can from where you are from vault one one one it's a vault boy bubble head you know like we got with the special edition of them fallout three many many moons ago felt by bobbleheads will permanently increase your scales and stats marvelous loot crate where all the Fallout games so similar by the way they're all reset and with somebody leaving a vault in America I know the sort of Americana thing is a you know very integral to the series but Phil's been kind of done to death now can we have one in China or some other place for people so that I don't know it doesn't really matter does it now we got to try and open this goddamn box preferably without destroying it and just in case it's [ __ ] on to put on eBay yeah Oh jump cut well that took far too long should have remembered to bring a knife right what's it like then it's pretty generic as they go it's very very similar to the ones we got from fight 3 I can't remember though couple too many years ago well it's a bobble head it's the Fall Out Boy and there's his head no always wanna call him pitbull if that's the thing you put on your arm isn't it and you get that whiplash seen to mate that's not gonna do you any good long term well there we are it does exactly what it is it's a thing you find in the game and isn't a generic pose and it's quite a pretty thing if you like your fallout and let's face it most of us dudes it is a very nice world they've built and yeah he agrees well what's next the gift of geek from loot crate whoo-hoo-hoo is interesting might be a code I'm going to open it off-screen what the littering [ __ ] they're just tags that you can put on presents you're giving to other people what why would you want [ __ ] loot crate's a gift of white hat what at loot crate we try to make our crates a special gift you enjoy using these tags do you celebrate the spirit of the holidays and share the love with your geeky friends and family we gift your loot to someone who will love it as much as we love you what a load of nauseating [ __ ] it um so basically saying if there's something here you don't want which I'll be honest it would very much be this for me I can stick this on it and give it to somebody else alternatively I could put a tag on it that doesn't look like some you know ripped off bloodied bit of old tat and then they might not even realize it came from loot crate anyway what's next oh good cute but deadly these fridge magnets by the looks of it yep great fridge magnets with big ugly borders around them they're just the designs from the little bubble heady thing there that's better stupid badge nobody cares bad it's got a picture of a fallout style old bus thanks lads magazine nobody gives a monkey toss about their live live live live live blue and finally oh god now came back to haunt me no I know on this real one where is my street fight at oh well I asked that one and in it came Street Fighter hyper looting when Avedon's comics number one apparently as they say some sort of cover variant or something an exclusive one I don't know three four comics really I don't know as much as i love the games i don't think the characters really spread themselves out into other media that much do they reveal them animated films probably the best good god they've tried various other versions over the years but they've all been pretty terrible gamal then I want to quickly flick through this Mike hung into the golden bag it's a bit a very high-security bag in general really brought a knife Gollum my to Isis made out of earlier school you cellophane you loot well whatever it is maybe something they build space shuttles out of right what's it like they are looking all Street Fighter II and that money where I'm dressing that tall damn it so what's on the street Ferrari that I liked I don't think comics really that good that's it wow this um little diorama style thing you can make out the box there that's surprisingly low amount of items and well this is just absolute [ __ ] bobbin so we'll ignore that really it's just three items are actually of interest there I think I'm going to discount the comic because then it don't look like you're it I'll read it later I suppose when I've got eight seconds to spare bobbleheads good mockingjay pin is very good like that kind of thing and if you like this then a seek help and B here's one of those and that's kind of your lot hmm no I think for something that's you know produced in such high numbers as this I would expect a few more things really to know I mean a good quality I suppose one who wants to buy some kind of mystery box that doesn't have many items and it still cost a lot of mold oh right let's move on to super geek box because they sent me another one for some reason maybe this any one every month I don't really know I don't keep track of these things to have far too much [ __ ] admin to do and this one exploded literally I will show you is this like some giant and phone thing in it and arrived fine and you know just on the doorstep as anything in see I haven't undone the cellar table cut it or anything and I just came down a couple of days later it got like this it's like the inflatable thing decided to escape so I'm quite interested to see what it mean it seems I've spotted there something or something right that's a jar I see what you've done here so rather than the big inflatable we're number one hand knife later balem foam we've got a foam chainsaw so yeah put your hand in there and wave it around and probably be arrested at any major sporting event well that's interesting it's far bigger item that you expect to get in a box like this it's probably what kind of blew up but hey it's about the transit that's the important thing that's right it well so we got we have got this that's got to be Vedant villainous cloak of chaos super geek box wearable series seat instructions on this one what coat that we're just a reference to an anime or something over a rotten I am not aware I don't know man I really should have gone to Italy jumped out and got the knife for now right we're in we're in it is a leather cloak very small cloak oh hang on it's opening up a bit that's not a cloak that is a neckerchief or similar yeah you could wrap it around your face and then look all scary dribbly tangy marvelous well I'll check the straps as well what's next an onion headed person looking a bit miffed it's all sort of stitched together loosely not really displeased with something or other the miffed onion anyone does he smell anything he does [ __ ] smells really strongly unlike some sort of floor of it how waters so joking about without not then why is this funk oh yeah oh good now we make soft things as well as those interminable pots Mokey's OSC's moping plush well is it is it a times yeah The Nightmare Before Christmas what the [ __ ] is that from how this [ __ ] is a supposed to be Oogie Boogie he was just like a giant sack of something not a sort of onion headed win oh man bye so going the super-deformed route you totally changed what it is it looks completely like had nothing ideas well that's quite a cute thing we'd never recognize that as anybody would you ever not in a million t squillion years no it's beautifully high quality but what's right next up shirt of the tea what's on it wah wah wah and it's kind of the Joker crying whilst a bat and a Robin literal ones laugh at him because he's broken his funny bone [ __ ] me that's weird that's that's really odd it looks like he's kind of being bullied by animals with a broken arm but he's kind of the joke of it hmm that's odd really high-quality shirt and I say but that's a very very strange um yeah not one I would be wearing myself which is a show this shirt seem to be study high-quality the ones you get in Luke but on a now I'm washing enough to know for sure and next up is old ho ho this doesn't smell of anything at all it just got it from this air freshener that explains what 420 powerful that is a dead pixels air freshener and hmm I wonder what game that comes from mmm I think it's from Batman Arkham City yes good grief well there's a famous not good pixel art for you very nice too and stick it in your car have it wobble around hit you in the eye you crash into something you die and kill young family I mean what could possibly go wrong and that's your [ __ ] law by looking at what Oh probably the theme was chaos I didn't realize they themed and bloody hell I just looked up beforehand and yeah badge we give a [ __ ] about and little leaflet anything what's that what's the deal with thing oh I could have had the dog are the dog works the dogs quite cute yeah that doesn't work so well in that one yeah who is it nice but it's not egg and coke of chaos began chaos itself yeah you can't call it a cloak when it's something you wrap around your face that's not what a cloak is and pop rocks 103 words where's my pop rocks who has eaten my pot oh god maybe they maybe the pop rocks were on top of the in phone thing there and they flew out when it came out am I missing anything else pop rocks shirt so now we're just sweeties no they tend to go a bit sticky and weird when sweets are sent to internationally anyway but oh that's disappointing I don't have minor just missing or em well it's probably yeah somewhere in the house on the floor I shall look later but we all know what pop rocks are like again not very many items this time and which you know is a disappointment if you're buying a mystery bag full of stuff anyway there's month we have a third box as we seem to have quite a lot recently I'm more interested in this usual for simple reason that it's something a bit different munch pack which apparently is just a load of them imported sweets and snacks and stuff I would presume it's remarkably heavy as well detailed description of contents are chips cookies and candy what more could you want probably as something to drink I don't know but that's not a sensible thing to send abroad so yeah I'm not entirely sure what to make of this one I have yet to open it up unless there's a few bits new oh I've seen beef jerky already I'm happy right there's a bit of tissue a papery stuff this munch pack was made just for you just my name's oh sorry it's read that as this munch pack was made just for you Justin was by Justin thanks Justin we applaud your sterling efforts enter to win a free munch pack yeah what Evers bloody hell is tons of stuff oh bloody paw Wow that's good but um Oh cranky um well this is gonna take forever to go through I think we're gonna have to do quick cuts like some sort of crazy V lager right ready set go Jack Link's Premium cuts original hickory-smoked House beef jerky really really nice I do love leaf jerk in general and this stuff seems to be really really good much tougher than the stuff you generally get here even from the same make but extremely extremely nice Vidal presumably not go of adèle watermelon slices and very nice they're just little soft squidgy sweets the taste of watermelon they got sugar on them they're nice nutty max milky looks exactly like Kinder Bueno and tastes exactly like cheap kinder bread oh the milk stuff inside is much tougher not quite as nice and the wafer tastes cheaper than Kinder Bueno look basically stick to Kinder Bueno is what I'm saying amia boozy no idea plants that tamarind candy artificially flavored and it's very sweet and tastes vaguely vegetable E it's alright strawberry flavored Japanese style Maki you're machi gonna prime - I'm gonna pronounce it mochi I don't remember hearing anybody else a out loud and my Japanese isn't very good um yeah I'm not taking a fan of these things but this probably the nicest one I've had probably cuz it strawberry flavored instead of weird melon or whatever they usually have garlic green peas these are incredibly garlicky I mean really over the top I would imagine what eating one of these will give you bad breath for about 300 years oh no too garlicky horrible Oh Pirate's Booty boy aged white cheddar baked rice and corn puffs and frankly these are very good they taste very faintly of cheese but mostly of just sort of nothing II on something that they like things you pack a bloody parcel in not impressed with those at all not a whole lot II maybe am assessing me harvest cracker I was expecting these to be savory but now they're covered in sugar and yeah they're little biscuits covering sugar that tastes of sesame they're nice it's Pocky the bane of every convention ever and green tea cream covered biscuit sticks absolutely disgusting they taste of tea and a Haiti but if you like tea you might like these there we are there's a review IRA's pack air in it mate these are chocolate biscuits but in a reverse of the usual biscuit formula the biscuit is on the outside and the chocolate is on the inside and they're quite nice and finally I've saved these for last because frankly they look confusing a third gentleman camera slaps lollipops they get this little sweet smile from pig Unni I'm tamarind blue so it's mighty tamarind again and yeah it's some sort of weird to the monkey everyone calm down all right hang on here we other swatted it oh yeah nope right oh they're all stuck to each other ah weird right okay let's go for this one and it's like a giant squash up sugar thing and it says on the back you can fold it as you want mm oh come on Kiera marvellous and so I'm going to fold it in a way that can maybe put on camera so I'll do it in half slap oh yeah Robles that's also a bit thicker and will be easier to eat as a direct result I got a backing paper there we go oh god this is a sticky isn't you wouldn't give these to your bloody kids you're cleaning up for a million years right and blimey well there we are that looks like a shard of glass that's just been picked out of somebody's face after a particularly bad car accident what'd it taste like mmm it's very sugary them that's like sort of vegetable taste you get with tamarind is basically sugar with a hint of tamarind this is probably a great way to destroy your teeth so there we are that'd be all the food stuff so I've got to say you get an awful lot for your money a lot of bang for your buck there unlike certain mystery devices I could mention oh that's right

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Keywords: Stuart Ashen, Loot Crate, super geek box, shredder, funko pop, funko pops, blizzard, foam chainsaw, Box, mystery box, ashens, review, funny, munchpak, pocky, hunger games, tmnt, The Nightmare Before Christmas (Film), fallout 4

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Length: 19min 55sec (1195 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 30 2015