Polygon plays JACKBOX | "True Gamerz Ahead" GAMERS ONLY PLEASE

originally mario is supposed to blank [Laughter] the introduction yet another jackbox stream it's not a stream it's a video I guess everybody sound off let's go start on my furthest left with my hi there I'm Brian [Music] sorry fine I'm Ross I'm Clayton but you can call me queen and we're doing a special we're doing a special jack box today where we are babies welcome to our baby roll play jack box know we're doing video game related questions this week so that's good sir these are custom questions that we made up this is either gonna go horribly wrong or terribly right now some of the questions that I submitted were not video game-themed which because I think I misunderstood the prompt from Clayton prompt being this is video game-themed yeah so you see anything that it's not related to video games just know that it's my question yep how does everybody feel about the game jack box I feel okay about it we came up with good questions I like to use the modern you couldn't she sucks almost kind of a bit German on the right side but it definitely gets the boot did you said the Battle Royale genre will have officially jumped the shark when ex battle Royales announce battle royal yeah real gamers play sodoku yeah this second one sounds dope as hell I welcome that well I appreciate it okay Tara yeah thank you I love pseudo goo at the adults section go blank got a couple of errands he's gonna like this have been very dirty no one on the internet ever Sully's sonics image I [Laughter] like my ass like I like my pillows yeah I choked on that I choked on that firm ass the real reason Mario always wears that hat both of these are kind of related I guess yeah I mean but we've seen his hair we know he is it could be like one of those um maybe Guy Fieri that pair hats did you know that is my question [Laughter] Mario was wearing a wig maybe the hair is two more gamers only is it okay to dunk on polygons in the city will I get fired it's a question now no not not immediately I mean this has to go out and demand first the red potion is for health the blue potion is for mana and the maroon potion is for me this was answer but what does have to do with mana am I going to be in trouble this is the setting for Hideo Kojima's upcoming view again this is a really long extended tectonic shower scene yeah would you really put it past them still featuring democracy is not working out for a smoke this is what happens you don't show up to vote yeah a rejected title for banjo-kazooie [Laughter] y'all really are rated conkers game yes just imagine a fans oh because banjo kazooie went full in c---seventeen know just just think about that for a second that's nasty I don't like this it's too late now so rock band Beatles with Harmonix the second choice best band Chuckie Cheese isn't a bad rocket fire explosion Wow I love that you know that well I could've had a spell like locking so I wrote rocket fire dink got really nervous that I wasn't explosion no be really upset so I just went with the more mainstream I don't think anybody would have known what that was anyway nobody knew what it was how does waluigi relax fired based on how I answer this three Episode Ross have you played this before seems to not be affecting all right whoo common clashes so do not look at the screen and answer it freedom gamer related answer we got here oh wow [Laughter] [Music] most of these are like surprisingly fitting yeah is this the only comic they have because I feel like this is the only one I've ever seen so much love her neck yeah okay there's the beans is polygon related I panicked that is a quote that someone was saying but it wouldn't let me put quotes in and then it just didn't make sense I didn't have time to talk about a new answer very curious safety quip is gonna look like for these questions yeah Star Wars Battlefront salute box controversy was finally fixed after EA completely change my my tuna burrito Battle Royale you can take that one yeah just so you know you shoot first no you shoot the next Pokemon game is the first to star blank that was and I'd love to see Pikachu in taxes so you've gotten that far detective Pikachu yeah originally Mario is supposed to blank [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] from ever starring in a Super Smash Bros game I don't feel proud that's good I just can't get wet or else it's been so long thank you what drug has been [Laughter] [Music] cleaning up right now listen I just know how I got cocky last time and then Pat just came in the end this is how you don't get invited back onto our show if you get an on gaming-related question try to do a gaming answer I think we're starting to get those now so I fall you got one in right this is the real reason we're never getting half-life 3 [Laughter] this is a conspiracy crisis about that all you needed to know is it Gabe Newell was made of salami had I just known that to start I could have made it in time the only way Reggie fils-aime I can get out of bed in the morning Wow way to call me out I mean he deserved that one anyways I think yeah labo has been recalled after users were once again we find ourselves in a one in the same situation now that's an excellent intent [Laughter] scariest challenge that was never done on fear factor I think it's just the Kingdom Hearts don't quite finish that one both of these were bad I'm just gonna say it and one of them is mine don't let that influence your judging I just what I'm sorry so how's that gaming-related Terra look maybe should know by now that I don't follow the rules Stephanie a warrior on the Maverick yeah a great way to make friends in a steam room is to remove your towel and [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] it would be weird if aliens arrived in the first thing they said was take us to your do we do the same answer basically [Music] goodbye number one all right so all right we got alright so this is definitely a gaming related answer real hard to make that game related Oh mine was definitely not human related big black bars yeah one of these isn't even a website we have to the fact that mine got any votes is a testament I was sorry so how much we should delete this one no one can ever know Roxas was not even gaming really it was it neither was mine I think mine was the most gaming related and that's why it won mm-hmm threw away my lead like a piece of it's like Brian's the only true gamer here looks like I'm the only true gamer okay so now we're gonna try normal equip flash okay but we're really gonna try hard is to do gamer related questions got it answers and I make no guarantees who do you think we're waiting for Pat let me count all the true gamers 10 seconds all right gamers what would you do for a Klondike bar I'm just saying there's only one of those up there that I would be willing the worst question to be asked at a lifeguard job interview gamers sees both good answers a good sign that the Congress doesn't like you gamers know I had the first part of that written and then was down to ten seconds sometimes blame the timer a really cool thing to be reincarnated as as cool as a gamer but if you have to pick is the left or right nibble I want to be close to his heart you could be but you really want the collective conscious take the win but I don't feel good about yeah I think it's the thought of reincarnating us something non-physical it's the last thing you want to find in your cat's hairball gamers [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] Nintendo footnote worst casting decision ever the role of Frodo Baggins would go to very good [Music] that's just his head Brian Wow it's just what he looks like yeah and it would be a terrible choice for Frodo Baggins he does have a solid argument we all look so depressed yeah yeah how am I so no more safety quips for me that's a real real not for play play I have one really good one and one really bad the best way to celebrate being honored as you Employee of the Month or the way the only way o gamers sonic ever kissed a penguin sonic ever kissed like sonic oh yes he's canonically kissed a human oh yeah wait what yeah thanks yeah you're learning so many things today Ross is intimately familiar with the sonic cannon yeah sonic kiss cannon what movie title best describes the state of your bubble right now [Laughter] I hope her put that they didn't have to look up the year just knew it like you just had that released ages down was that really a rock movie they marketed it as a rock movie but the rock was in the first and third act but he was a very important part of the third it's true a brand of pants for mermaids I was just trying to figure out what is I give you this pointless volunteer work would be helping though some of these they're just no good gaming-related answers room there's artifice here mmm-hmm maybe we should just put answers that true gamers would give yeah I refuse to live in a world where there are no good gaming related answers that wasn't one helps the new case you were wondering a road sign that would cause you to turn around watch out for one just happens about twenty feet before the like his drain [Music] [Laughter] I if it makes me feel better Clayton I would have voted for yours don't hate the player hate the game this certainly makes the case for not unrelated answers own strong hate my gaming masterpiece on this we're burning every bridge with a beautiful end to a wonderful game that's been another jackbox video another one in the old archives I think we have to delete our YouTube channel now yeah we'll be back in a couple weeks with another one of these probably thanks for tuning in make sure you smash that subscribe button like this video by hashtag true gamers only know [Laughter]

Channel: Polygon

Views: 340,532

Rating: 4.953042 out of 5

Keywords: gamers, true gamers, only true gamers, for the games, tara long, patrick gill, Simone de Rochefort, brian david gilbert, clayton ashley, jack box, jackbox, quiplash, quiplash 2, quiplash 2 custom, custom questions, gamer questions, video game jokes, video games, polygon, custom quiplash, funny quiplash, user generated content, custom jackbox, gameplay, jackbox games, jackbox quiplash, jackbox custom game, jackbox quiplash 2, polygon jackbox, types of gamers, non gamers

Id: Uxz-33lpTGo

Length: 24min 39sec (1479 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 14 2018

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[u/a_sweaty_clown]

I aspire to ever be as funny in quiplash as these goofers are all the time.

[u/Digonn]

Any geeks or gamerz in the crowd?