Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Sonic Will Finally Vape" feat. YOUR questions!

so the good news is you're hired at polygon the bad news is yeah if you're letting everyone know what your problem yeah I totally forgot and here's the joke that I'm writing down it's really good hello it's Jack box.com and you're joined by polygon dot-com this happens every time we record Pat does a weirdest intro and it sets a very dark tone for the rest of the episode we have a bunch of user submitted questions this week so everybody's in so let's get started and thank you if we did your question thank you for sending it oh that pit don't worry it's filled with you got it Christ you guys yeah yeah I have an opinion about this no wait suitcase is small enough to fit inside a carry-on yeah look carry on how does that work no it's carry ons all the way down the good news is you're hired at polygon the bad news is both of these are probably true Pat and I just high-fived anti Arby's slogan for their new wet meat dessert thanks girl Thank You Bryan and pass look I just could actually be adequately marketed at Arby's I asked ya first item to find in a breakfast buffet great minds I like the use of the word trough yeah I gotta say the little egg love the call back yeah the trough is genuinely a worse item yes yes I suppose it would be better than individual yeah forget Shrek's famous catchphrase oh god you're welcome oh I don't think Shrek ever said Oh character video games cease to exist polygon wood instead revert news about Wow what's really good about this is that since these are audience added questions this is literally how the audience feels about who works here and so I guess everyone loves me the most is what I'm seeing I don't know how you got to there well I I think that's minor logic you guys don't worry about what's the best way to tell my parents my girlfriend's a ghost okay the girlfriend the Holy Ghost interested unclear I mean the Bible is pretty clear that yeah it is yeah and that you can date him or her I answered that from my own personal experience you just don't I was just so perplexed by the theological we did not order a giant guys oh nasty I know which one of these I would not order so I voted for that one see hide again we yeah definitely splits I think that means that none of us have said something especially funny yet of the millennial era is the combination of a human and a squeakers all right the next installment of the franchise Sega's shaking things up instead of ring sonic will you say that there'll be no living with me now nothing says party like a six-foot is there like a hard-boiled egg bucket somewhere in the office kitchen that I don't know about and sing out actually almost immediately God somebody walks over and just opens their mouth and just starts inhaling what answer always wins a jack box huh fiction follow your dreams geez one of those is true though yeah you don't know it is this gonna be our first six way tie I'm pretty sure I'm in dead last there we go I'm not upset about this all right you know sometimes the minimalist policy works for you and sometimes snake I like snakes and though I voted for snake it's for snake Griffin's the only one that even remotely makes sense well that certainly was around and quit flash oh boy we really had won can't say we didn't play quickly yeah oh good job Griffin go yay all right so we've got another round of fans I measure questions and let's do it a little crown now a little crown prince can ever I wish I could change my name to King jokes [Laughter] I'm sorry yeah bad round oh wow okay baby maybe it'll be fine context what finish will Griffin accidentally settle his brand with next oh Jesus what is saddle play I am NOT serious if I vote on this it's basically a confirmation next year Simone Santo plays exactly what a sounds like oh god damn it wait that was like a good pun - Miska saddle oh yeah mechanical sounds like naval mechanic that sounds like it would be in a trading card game oh Jesus okay I like that first deck massaging was also be good for the one it's really good Terran I kind of regret not voting for it it's not good though that's the thing I like it it's the last opportunity to play on words or was that you honestly seeing the word mechanic and reading it literally I don't know across the world everyone hears a booming voice of this guy say oh man these are both really good I can't I really went for the lowest common denominator there and Jenna thank you I just it just makes me think of that book everybody poops yeah and what if that were a blaspheme yeah yeah only you would say when trapped in a dating sim oh yeah Pat and I were both trying to make the best out of the bad medic American since I stopped playing video games my blank has increased tenfold I mean one of these is very real and the other one is very funny what each of Oh so you're thinking sighs I was thinking now I have twenty means yeah individual points of articulation one of them is true in one of them one of them the one we voted for honestly I don't like getting quip lash for that it was kind of a catted that was my four second answer look sometimes that's what happens shoot from the hip mm-hmm we all look so sad right this is gonna be a yo we got the bangers ID to do it everything is great it was all perfect I feel pretty good about my answer here Miyamoto made a big splash at e3 2018 when he came out on stage holding a if this one isn't split down the middle I'll be upset this is the only time I'd be upset man I would love to see both of these really what is the worst place to find teeth now this is important before I vote is the winking the eye' yeah which eye is winking it's open to interpretation okay this is my exact brand of humor Tara really that's what one that's my stand out answer for the game this is a the new secure music genre is blank core oh oh oh oh no I think therapy courses would love some therapy core yeah it's like pure MOOC willingness into existence I would listen to either least one fake mood only ah come on a critique or I would have voted you got it you gotta respect his work in the Blues Brothers would you die if you were in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory whole life in the taffy man lay down my arms Oh Adam pretty sure that one happened in the bidding it's our most credits scene yeah and a bold move Todd Howard is releasing blankets how vegeta wouldn't describe golf so I've never seen dragon ball yeah I mean the first to answer doesn't have anything to do the dragon ball neither one of these is anything to do the dragon ball I had a friend who had a rat named Vegeta and when I thought about what that brat would say I feel like Vegeta would describe golf that the definition of a copy like Vegeta would know what golf is that's very I wouldn't play around that's very reasonable too reasonable that's how we win sometimes just live in our truth is that the first round of the second round second round seems like you've been playing this for eons whoo oh no I hate these ones okay I got this bad last time okay yeah okay so this one is intact yes did you not realize mom do you know what an acronym is that you were laughing because you did Gary Shandling diary no I didn't get my bronze boat and I was too distracted [Laughter] [Laughter] okay who's gonna I think Simone's take taking that with a head feeling burnt burn everything to the ground thanks for watching the video I know you're busy liking and subscribing to our channel but if you get the chance you should check out our sister site the Verge's video all about the Nintendo lab oh and how you can build and program your own instruments they managed to make their own guitar and then play Rainbow Connection on it like people who are actually musically talented I'm not jealous just go watch it

Channel: Polygon

Views: 389,813

Keywords: jackbox, quiplash, custom questions, custom quiplash, fan questions, griffin mcelroy, griffin mcelroy jackbox, polygon jackbox, funny quiplash, jackbox lets play, griffin mcelroy quiplash, Simone de Rochefort, brian david gilbert, patrick gill, Jenna Stoeber, tara long, video games, polygon, lets play jackbox, lets play quiplash, quiplash 2 gameplay, quiplash 2, custom, funny, quiplash funny, jackbox party pack, quiplash 2 funny, quiplash funny moments, let's play jackbox

Id: v31AheEcJdk

Length: 15min 3sec (903 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 28 2018

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Some quality Simone honks in this one.