Polygon plays JACKBOX | "Horse Divorce"

hey there kid I see you're hitchhiking you need a ride my name is two horny trustworthy come on in and take a seat travelers it's the premiere episode of polygon comes ASMR jackbox dreams and to get started and just ask everybody to UM say your name at the same time and just repeat your name for me so Patrick Patrick I I've never played this one before oh this is Oh doodle virgin it's just good right how could you help me like that I think the goal is more to drop bad okay okay I don't do anything bad so I already don't like where this is going oh here we go here we go oh and we get to vote on them as it's happening I already don't like what's happening on the left over there a little more detail into number one oh now we vote on which one's better these has angry eyebrows I want to ask and the one the one that wins this vote we will continue to draw hell yeah like yours I thought I had a positive message you're right Brian I think Simone's was perfect as is all right vaulted eyes are so possibly raised I was already loved what's coming you're us what - dear little topic fingers oh now the rights I think I think I know where the right someone's leaning into my eyebrows that thing is on the bottom right of the right one do you see the gumbo with nipple don't have a torso they are Tara crotch you know up to you how do you think goombahs feet oh my gosh okay I'm up concentrate it's a nursing Goomba baby no it's beautiful precious yeah that's life you guys oh come on I dress of each bubble no that's puke tube but also how are you speaking of he's puking it's a thought bubble sorry oh very good yeah yeah he was thinking I'm puking something as he's puking whoa oh is that a corncob pipe no oh how's this happening a lot of confusion on them Nike swooshes what's that green mark on the left is the tiny Goomba smoking a cigar is that little squirt of milk squirt a Goomba milk so entranced by the to the left we sort of have a wagon button that right I sort of have maybe it's cap mario has possessed a Goomba and is he using this to experience breastfeeding experience yeah I think that would help a lot of people express empathy so didn't waluigi [Laughter] ripping off his face and launching it like a frisbee you think that this Goomba shouldn't have a pompadour holy SH the right okay the right night ball looks like a tiny smiley face ah what's going from Elvis okay fine I tried to draw and then it thought I wanted to go back in my browser it was like are you sure about that you might want to rethink that trying that like a sumo I'm glad that uh yeah no that's good I didn't love this one you know what but hey that's what art is all about beautiful though oh there another round there is another round it goes on yes we all we all start with the same lawyer let's put stood there draw well I tried and now it just looks like I drew boobs it looks like somebody somebody went too far into her mouth oh no you know I like the boobs actually the other scoring outside the box thinking why would you restrict yourself to the head who's drawing the arms yeah yeah see but you do too much and now yeah we are so much tat space here okay so the whole body is a canvas yep so much about this I'm gonna have to go with the balls on this one I'm sorry it is Bo I don't know anything I'm crossing the head out because I feel like that was a good spirit event I'm also turning the arms into cool braids I don't like the bleeding nipple nipple chafing is a very real disease him into this world and I brought him back out with a wild card coming into this game and it's Dave our producer thank you Dave who's not in the room so you won't be able to hear him but maybe that's better his humor will echo throughout eternity we don't need he's gonna kick all of our asses [Laughter] five seconds three seconds feel like that went by very fast it's okay no Pat so we are betting which one will win yes and sometimes the shadow is someone that's your favorite you can vote more than once can someone give me a one sentence description of gilmoregirls seasons 500 that's the trash one don't worry no it was fine don't listen to them every every season of Gilmore Girls is great except for the last one mmm clear for a lot of Gilmore Girls fans in here yeah and everywhere all the time it's a very good show I'm not even gonna ask cuz I don't really care look I hedged my bets here so you're allowed to make a case for yours Wow watch more TV guys it's really hard yeah I Rocko's Modern Life was good that angry beavers show should have enjoyed it when I was a younger man also girls beavers really just surprised that wasn't gross out oh the spice shake I thought it said space trade see ya back my younger self in the 1320 that could back then oh well if I win in time you go back to you've never had peppers before it'd be pretty good paprika the money aspect confusing comes up at the very end say the same thing about life the thing about capitalism is that it pits us constantly against each other in this economic grind for supremacy which can be hurtful and depressing Russ talk about Bitcoin I'm here us discuss blockchain with you anytime Brian how did the peaches hurt you too hon don't Terra asking sorry have you ever heard the expression Brian I I don't want to know the story of the peaches bye I do have one question for you which is where the peaches exited from your body I mean that answer answers that question Brian if the peaches one wins the whole bracket then legally you have to talk it and a button for spice trip now I want to know the tapping technique Brian Brian clapping with the peaches I don't know what the peaches look I didn't get hired at polygon to dig up old bad past memories okay so now you have to that'd be good you're right now I am legally required it's not like peaches that sweet taste of revenge almost as sweet as a peach but probably a blind bracket what's this mean so this means they will switch it halfway through so whatever you do it's gonna switch the actual thing best thing to eat right after you get over the stomach flu is now what it is they're probably good to eat after I can't get on board with cold pizza I'm sorry some people do the next morning there's people well yeah they uh forget I won't eat cold pizza if it was specifically refrigerated while it was still hot otherwise I spent too much time in the danger zone it's my favorite the British people total yeah I've never eaten one of those but you know what they're talking about like no no no you put up toasted toast in the egg you can call it soldiers actually but the the slice depth oats I don't know soldiers I respect our troops and I eat them I mean whiskey's best during it's not like flu because it disinfects your inside mm-hmm sure science get hot toddies I hope that might just picked up the growl of them like the fierce growl for my stomach I wanted this shitty porridge I want to suck it down my throat very basically it's to to nostalgia place right there but I think one of them is obviously better than the one is french toast sticks yeah it's pretty much in the name thing it's just sticks of interesting marketing phase where they're just like can somebody please explain to me what krungel spicy Pops are listen if we need to explain it they're not for everybody just sounds I prefer off-brand spicy pops I don't like spicy pops like a little I'm gonna cut little I can make up a little like in a cup sounds funnier we're not trying to be at a legendary breakfast it only happened once all right let's just take a moment and remember that one of these has an apostrophe in it it's true grammar is very important when you're getting over the stomach problem shitty porch doesn't have that that person session it should have an apostrophe in it so I'm gonna move over there seriously what's a Kangol keep that when I stopped eating peaches I moved over to criminal spicy Park she's a peach chronicles sounds really good gonna keep quitting the game when I'm winning seriously what you're gonna do crushing this one does switch every single time okay so this one's funny if any of them's gonna be funny this one's gonna be fine you have a word that they just hate a lot well Kringle milky is a milky exact words come out of Pat's mouth Leigh I can't literally two rounds we're cheaters have [Music] good I see you're hitchhiking you need a ride my name is too horny okay okay this is the first round that is actually right no too horny was great I was too upset about too okay no sleep oscar-winner like as a film called this this would be the film name and you can imagine no I think this is the title this is she's the titular character milk unbelievably impressive performance by Meryl Streep I'm going with spicy spicy good okay you know what you've won me over who's spicy would be a way better thing for Meryl Streep yeah thanks for believing in me Tara Oh was that you I can't I don't want to see Meryl as she's too classy of a lady for that like a slippery Meryl Streep I could get behind the sequel to the shape of water action yeah you know I just changed no it is definitely the more interesting Oscar winner here yeah yeah I think it's what she brings to the role you look at two horny and you think I know what that's about but when you see Dame Meryl in the particular role again and character toot horny her name slippery played the long game [Laughter] dark horse candidate luckily not win that one I wasn't even on board with it in the beginning but that is a no-brainer slippery has a little mystery why is it slippery what's on it are you sir per I get to stay that means they're not gonna up my contract yeah two newbies up in the top two very good pretty good maybe it was a bad idea to play this after a long day of work maybe you should have brought us the alcohol sooner Tara this is the funniest goddamn video we've ever made I'm quitting I love that Tara's producer strategy is it too yellow so they're funny stop saying stupid stuff and say good stuff it's not that hard [Laughter] [Music] peaches apparently Rob's Terman about old barnacle Billy is setting both scientifically act is that Italian I'm very versed in this topic [Laughter] excited to see what Tarun shows I appreciate Jenna's patriotism yeah or anti patriotism depending on how you interpret it the best kind the dubious kind split crowd cuz one is true and one's just weird I'm they're both pretty weird I feel like that honest no audio when they're talking about things they put in their mouths I think some are very comfortable saying this wine sucks balls that is an awkward thing to shout but you're on a trip I'm nervous about you die from Canada wait explain yourself are you going to write to be honest I've been there don't start if you can't finish it I'm gonna have eggs just cuz I think would be weird to have eggs at a bachelorette party run after the night of drinking you have a brunch this brown sugar party lasts more than a day I just think the stupidest pyramid [Laughter] brain this is a very political game watch me be in last place paradise I might have to fire myself now some jurisprudence in the history these are outside of something we could see this year I'm sure I'm back chicken is back at Taco Bell the chicken full of box just five dollars with a mountain baja blast oh right yeah you want to keep relegated to just your dick capsaicin right where it's shaking Brian I appreciated a that's a very good answer but unfortunately you did not say the word genitals so one of them she won't tell you apples the Apple Jacks if I've been able to use quotation marks would have been more appealing you know what I think simpler would have been better in that situation I think just those weren't apples would have been a more powerful message great prompt mm-hmm never mind it was great [Laughter] that's the same round call back I'm not sure if that's clear that they're fighting about like gay rights with their aunt so they're brothers then I mean that seems to be what that's implying it I mean one of them is coming over to their partners family but it's just there and maybe Brady's meat outlet I love that because there actually is a Grady's in Texas I was going for the subtle Grady's go ahead and say it I think barbecue sauce would be the worst [Laughter] corn I support you pad in the top does it have to be a person's name or just like any phrase feel like name in place [Music] [Laughter] [Music] just likes playing quip blush to reassert their dominance let's call this a wash yeah let's call this what it is you can cut here and then throw it in the garbage oh thanks everybody [Music] [Music]

Channel: Polygon

Views: 546,959

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Id: HkavHLqd3Vc

Length: 31min 47sec (1907 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 17 2018