Podcast #185 - Drunk Stories

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a special shout out because you guys are awesome all right your daughters being a brat yeah well you always want to let them in the podcast I always say no it's fun it's fun chaos look at her she just wants to watch just gonna keep working stop the podcast you're gonna be in trouble lady just don't step on the keyboard little guy yeah what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing oh my god can you hi can you hear me peach oh my god she's listening good hi peachy girls really loud for years she's a dog is that what she's I don't know she was all these years thank you for telling me T you're a [ __ ] he are you gonna sit there the whole time no it's gonna go well you someone out to dinner for Julian's brother's birthday Marlins birthday happy birthday mall in the hekimae you forever hack on what days is actual birthday the day the podcast comes out the 7th okay what's his sign whatever it is right now what is it I don't know the what month is it it's May 7th so that's this birthday hey Google what sign is May 7th Taurus oh okay yeah Marlin is the tourist all right what is it Taurus first no like like kind of just like even-keeled to calm she's the most even killed girl ever met yeah why is that so dependent or it I don't know it's like stupid I know I I feel like all the people just write it off as nonsense like that's fine you're entitled to that are you I've talked about is really crazy turn into an adult yeah it is like you realize things about people you're like oh that actually for some reason makes a lot of sense yeah usually take on the qualities of your kind mm-hmm I'm a Virgo oh yeah welcome to my channel it's no we wanted to the first of all something wild happens what are you scoffing did you say scoff I know that office joke that's not a nice try he's a Texan whatever something wild happen at playlist Orlando that like there's no other we would only tell it on the podcast but it was like it was [ __ ] crazy because well after that experience I was like reminded of all the other experiences I've had sort of similar to that but like maybe not as I'm like dire to sort of like explain that breed of experience it's not our own drug stories of things that we've done or whatever when we're drunk it's more like we've told about these the observing of events with alcohol involved we realized that we have kind of like a handful of those stories including the one from last weekend where we were just like sort of bystanders of things yeah and we watched [ __ ] go down and it was like insane and weird and crazy so we thought we could do a little like people watching drunk story time for you yeah yes people watching for sure people watching but at playlist Orlando which happened what two weeks ago how long ago is that last weekend last weekend I think so I don't I have no concept so we had just done like our the meat of our stuff was on Saturday so we flew in Julian flew in a day early to go hang out this dad what yeah why are you doing that hello Julian flew in Thursday to go hang out with his dad for a day which you guys saw in his vlogs the video of him it's dad hysterical in case you are curious as to why Julian is the way that he is go watch that video educate yourself it's it's like looking in a mirror for you whatever so he flew in a day early I flew it on Friday at me and Rome and we got there seven eight nine o'clock at night ate some food went to bed had a glass of wine Saturday we had a stage QA and then I mean greet you had your PIN booth like me and greater your PIN booth so like we're basically up and getting ready by like 8:00 8:30 and then gone all day and okay what you're not gonna do is sit in the podcast room and cry when you're sitting on a comfortable minion blanket so we did our army and greet and then we're basically starving we're so hungry like like after any mean green so we go to mellow mushroom which is like bless Orlando Florida but like in that area it's one of the only places where we can get some nice hot vegan fried you know what's funny is like I side story I love no mushrooms so much like it holds such a like a dear place my heartbeat traveling and it's your safe place it's your safe place amongst places where I normally can't eat yeah I'm wondering if it's like in my mind I've built this pizza up to be so much better than it actually is yeah because of what it's around and like by comparison right or if it's actually that good I think it's a little bit of both a little bit of both well oftentimes when we're eating it Mellow Mushroom that's like our only real meal yeah we like french fries potato chips and broccoli all weekend and then we get finally a pizza pie because we found a melon mushroom in the south which bless mellow mushroom for existing in so many areas that doesn't have any gluten free food or vegan food or whatever or just options other options but more pizza places really need to start putting potato slices on pizza I don't know why that's so rare it's so delicious really good like a baked potato pizza it's really really good and it's mellow mushroom was in her era you best believe I'd be eating that [ __ ] all the time I probably would go so we went to mellow mushroom we had some food we had a glass of wine and we were with Chris and Shane and like our friends John and all the need two people and all of Shannon's friends like everybody was there and there was a playlist party that night but like I was already so exhausted Julie now we're already pretty exhausted we hadn't even gone to the party the night before and I'm just like I really I'm like spent I'm wiped like let's go back to the hotel there's a little area outside which remind you we've been to the same hotel for years going to playlists and we didn't know that there was like an outdoor area in the downstairs lobby bar that you could sit out we only sat in the lobby so we were like oh I wonder where that door goes and you could sit outside like here this like beautiful fire pit and like this I can't believe we missed out on this beers so we all went back to the hotel and there's like a long table like all you guys are sitting at and then me and Rome and Chan and Marissa and Lindsay had gone and sat by the fire and we're just sitting there calm like no one's been drinking really look we all have like just like starting cuz we had dinner we had like a glass of wine with dinner you know what I mean like no one was drinking well it also it was maybe 10 o'clock maybe maybe 10 o'clock and as we hadn't been able to sit by the fire the previous night because they were like a bunch of women sitting by it so we sat at a table near it so tonight there was just uh we got to the fire first and there was a couple there was one couple yeah there was like a bunch of seats around the fire so we had a big group so it was kind of yeah well you guys are all sitting at the table so there was like a a big tall bar table and there's a bunch of people sitting at the table it was just me Shan Rome at the fire and then an older couple like I'd say mid forties sitting by the fire they're like clearly full-blown chillin she's got like her legs up on him and he's just sitting there like looking his phone enjoying the fire like having a beer relaxing so we're like trying to just be like normal people and share a fire with people that are clearly probably on vacation or something you know what I mean so we're sitting there we're talking you guys are at the table all hanging out talking and all of a sudden from the hotel lobby door I see this woman we all see her everybody saw her she was wearing a black dress she has like a Louie Vuitton sort of purse like a clutch it's flat and she starts just like sort of stumbling out of the hotel out into this outdoor area she's like holding her shoes in her hand I think at that point and we could tell she was clearly sort of like mess so she sits down like a blank stare like her eyes weren't looking any direction you know yeah well it took her five minutes to get from the door to the fire which was like a very short walk but she's just sort of like stumbling around looking around and you know when you're like you're not drunk you're not in like a rowdy environment and you see someone that's like pretty [ __ ] up it raises everyone's like heightened awareness of this person and okay we got to just make sure this person isn't gonna do anything crazy right now so she comes she finally sits down at a chair like directly across from Shan and I from the fire so the couple is to our right and Rahm is so I left and me and Shannon are sort of facing this woman and she sits in the chair and she's we're all talking just relaxing and the older couple isn't talking to us nor are they talking to each other they're just sitting there quietly so we're just talking about sort of like the day and and things and you know hanging out she starts closing one eye and like staring at all of us as we're talking like really trying to listen in by closing like I don't know if you've ever been that drunk I've been one I do get to where you see better when you close one eye right so she's doing I want to say for 20 to 25 minutes she's sitting there across the fire from us just like desperately trying to listen to us by closing one eye and just to kind of switch over to my perspective I'm at the table the bar table next to the fire pit so I did like all I saw from from like of that woman was like the fact that there was a person in that chair that was maybe Sam T so like I assumed it was just like a friend of the couple's like a single person who just is just on their phone or whatever a lot of convention going on it just it just didn't occur to me that it was any sort of situation that wasn't even even remotely bizarre because I couldn't see it but so we're just sitting there talking and it's been like 20 minutes that she's been sitting there and we're all sort of like on edge no one can sit and address the person next to them like hey did you see that lady like she looks pretty messed up we should you know keep an eye on her because she's sitting and staring at us so all of a sudden I'm like Shannon's telling a story or something and I'm sort of looking in in like Rome's direction and I hear and see out of like the corner of my eye her stand up and she looks over to the guy in this couple takes her purse and slams it on his lap like so loud it made this like audible like really loud like like like someone's smacking someone with a purse yeah and he just he's remain seated and he goes excuse me so the second that I see I'm sorry what what oh yeah like I'm like first of all a bunch of things run through my mind like oh my god I didn't realize that they knew each other then I look at him I'm like oh my god they don't know each other oh my god that woman just stood up and was that [ __ ] up she just hit that man no reason so once I got to that point like literally a second later I'm like this is gonna escalate really quickly because this is a man in his you know partner clearly and this woman just hit him out of the blue and watching them so I stand up and I'm like I walk her on the fire and I'm I'm thinking that this woman's really drunk right so I'm like I know how to deal with drunk people they're like infants you got a dangle Keys in front of him so I just I stand up and I'm like hey why don't you come in with me inside to hear Rome from behind me going Jenna like I think she thinks so like I am now inserting myself in a situation I don't need to yeah you were just using 10 seconds later Rome is right there with me because she's like hey hi why don't we bring you inside and she's holding you're holding her shoes up like she's got like a pair of boxing gloves basically yes she's just ready to use that much she goes don't you talk to me and we're just like okay yeah why don't we go in come on let's go meanwhile we all turned around by then because we like as soon as the snack happened I remember like we were sitting that you're getting in them they're yeah things are happening so we turn around and we like we're all kind of like frozen watching it right so I like get up and I'm kind of like next to Rome and like on the other side of the woman just to kind of like be there but like we're all kind of still just like watching because there's not much love to do right it's like what do we do at this point well I roam and I were convincing her to come in for the rest of us I was like we're all just like I'm like I'm thinking that this man's wife is gonna get up in her face or like he's gonna get in her face or like something bad is going to escalate it might yeah yeah we all thought she was just gonna fall into the fire like that's what we were mentally preparing ourselves for is that this woman's pretty drunk she I'm scared she's gonna fall into the fire but as soon as I saw that go down and roams on the same page as me it's like this could escalate in any number of ways there's a lot of people around here that just saw what this woman did but we need to step up and get her inside and get hurt like two hotel security basically so she's like you know not responding to us she's doing things like don't talk to me like really out of it so she finally like Rome and I convinced her like Rome mostly at one point she was like she started looking at Rome being like okay I trust you and I was like okay she's got which was impressive that you guys got her to walk into the lobby because the lobby bar because as soon as that happened I I told Jeff I think I told you I was like go get security so he was already going to get security and I was impressed that like it didn't take security to get her away from us you guys actually the second that we opened the door to go inside security was already there and they're like we'll take her and I'm like okay dude so we were able to just sort of walk back out and then we talked to that guy and we're like do you know her like what just happened well yeah first he's laughing and then it's like they make him file a police report and all that stuff so we're all still hanging out outside we like have a good laugh about it like thank God everyone's okay like that didn't escalate like nothing it was just bizarre and apparently someone had talked to her and she's she was in town for a convention and here's the terrifying part had not been drinking at all that's one terrifying part she wasn't drunk that's what they said they spoke to her and she claimed and they they form the conclusion that she had an inner key right that's terrifying because what the [ __ ] was she on how did she become like completely yeah what she had she's like a mental breakdown or something like I don't know - she was at a lawyer's convention he's a lawyer sick but like it's terrifying yeah anyway I was like and then I sent to the guys I was like hey like if this ever goes to court like I know who you can call it to be a lawyer I'm sorry it was funny it was funny sighs yeah okay Wow but what do you think what do you think can happen he thinks you like it like took the wrong meds or Odede or did something weirder yeah I mean my my first reaction when I see someone that messed up is they could be on like a prescription medication and had like a dream in it counter yeah that's what I thought too honestly still possible you didn't have one drink right and that can happen or that somebody spiked her drink yeah that's a scary alternative it's a terrifying alternative regards I mean I've never I've never like ever I don't know how anyone would even know if they've like interacted with someone who had been spiked or whatever but I have no idea what their demeanor would be like it seems like it would be like something like she was super myself any time like that I'm out in the world you're drinking or whatever if I see a girl that's like drunk and alone I'm like somebody needs to step in here and say something at least say something like are you okay yeah you've done that many many times yeah because my first reaction when I saw her like stumble down in there is like at some point tonight if I watch our walk away and she seems okay that's fine but like I'm not gonna leave this area with her by herself in that state without talking to her asking if she needs help with anything if there's anything you know can I help you remember your room number or like where you need to go do you know like I can't in good conscience leave someone like that like as a woman you know what I mean I just can't but I'm it's terrifying to me that maybe something out of her control had happened to her that night and then she was just like whatever it was crazy no like I've never watched someone assault someone just a lot of the Blues lately like that too it was wild but I'm also like that that man was incredibly patient to not just stand up and like get in her face and be like oh I mean like slap me with your purse like imagine if you were her not the drunk one or the messed up one but the wife and someone came up to me super [ __ ] off and just like slapped me that's when we came back outside world sort of like sitting early like wow I can't believe that just happened I look over to Roman I go if somebody did that to Julian like that woman's very patient I would have setup me like you have what are you doing go why you didn't bromb was like if that happened to college she goes I'd take out my phone it just was like oh man I was trying to think in my mind of other experiences I've had sort of like that that was definitely one of the more like tense ones like sort of silly and funny yeah you know yeah but those moments it was like and the guy afterwards you know after we all had a good laugh or whatever he expressed that he was genuinely concerned because this is like this is how someone all of a sudden is super [ __ ] up she hits him because we don't know why he stands up and gets angry at her and she pulls out a gun and [ __ ] shoots it well you just never know yeah and like just the unpredictability of someone who has clearly lost the ability to decision make so long ago to like be in your face like that it is it is intense it isn't I guess the police came and got her after a while and she was getting in like the hotel securities face everybody in theirs face man yeah that's it was wild I hope that she's okay honestly because she got arrested they dragged they they were asking her to kindly leave or go to her room or whatever she was not cooperating with anyone except for Jenna in Rome yeah but then yeah they had to arrest her apparently let her send out in a drunk tank or whatever well yeah but I think it's also because we weren't trying to get her to do anything other than just like stand up and walk unfortunately I think I mean the more I think about it the more I think she was probably drugged it seems like the most likely outcome that's super fun can you imagine getting arrested cuz someone drugged you like an allele I can only do the kind of [ __ ] that goes down to those [ __ ] conventions yeah people just like it anyway I have a story that wanted to tell it's not really long or really a story but it is sort of tea oh it's tea I'm a fan of Parks and Rec we know and there is an actress on the show named Greta that's heard the name she goes by she's pretty funny and I love her on the show like I I love everyone in that show but like you know she's funny like she has moments where she's very very funny and I wanna say like three or four years ago no longer probably like four or five years ago I was at a bar I was at the surly goat in Hollywood which is a cool bar it's definitely one of those like the Hollywood bars it's like poppin it's cool or just you know it's fun it gets pretty crowded and we were there on like a Friday or Saturday night and it was poppin like a lot of people dancing like waves of people trying to get to the bar it's like your average crowded weekend bar night and all like all of a sudden I look over at the bar and I'm like that's Rhetta like I see her sitting there with her friend she was with her her friend and I was like oh [ __ ] I was like geeking out because I was like you know I think back then I watched the show a lot more than I do now so I was I was like then that's [ __ ] cool so I like logging in my brain I'm like okay she's over there maybe I can go buy her shot or approach her say hi or get a pic or whatever something dumb right where I'm just like maybe I could go interact and as I'm like monitoring where she is or like her like out of the corner of my eye I see this this I think it was like a dude and his girlfriend or some people go up to her and like they were pretty drunk and they wanted to buy her a shot so they were like hey I like you and they're just like trying to give her the physical shop and she was like no no thank you like please please no like I don't want to and I just saw her just basically say no to what they were trying to offer her which is fine like yeah like that's normal also by the way like if you're trying to buy someone a shot like don't hand it to you and buy it at least let them watch the poor tender make it like [ __ ] so she's like they were pretty drunk I wouldn't say they were rowdy but they were calm so she says no and I don't know something about that interaction was like to me I was like oh like that's what can go bad right like if you interact with the wrong way with someone you are a fan of or whatever like don't meet your heroes have a thing so I then went up anyway and was like hey just want to say I'm like I'm like a really big fan of your work and she was like thanks and I was it and that was it and I was like wow I shouldn't have said anything I'm [ __ ] stupid but she so clearly was sitting there with a friend just desperately not wanting to be bothered in the most like prone environment to that sort of situation like why are you at a popping bar on the weekend sitting at the bar like her responsibility to make sure that you have a good experience with her like she can go out and and be cold the people if she wants to but I understand your point where it's like you know it would be nice if someone that you you get the courage to go up to and say like I'm a big fan if they were like thanks for saying that I really yeah so just like half turn thing I'm totally fine with her choices to go to that bar and say no to pictures and honestly like I get it you want to just like to have you but yeah just she just like didn't give it's like thanks okay when do we leave but I was my experience with Greta okay I don't care I don't care the poster ahead of her off the wall oh I had a red no you did I didn't Julian what I bet you could get a fatter though right if you want probably you can if I haven't of anything right it's just a sticker that goes on your wall yeah I'm Fathead calm yeah you know if I had that convo oh my 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free so check it out or click the link in our description to change your toothbrush game thank you sponsors thank you sponsors 180 special touch it pays real quick no I don't want to eat to face it's wrong with you be good my next interaction with a drug person is one that I have not been able to forget we were just we were talking about this after you know we were thinking of other stories and stuff and I feel like I have so many things that have happened like when I was younger or like that I remember but like I haven't thought of in so many years that I would have to actually like sit down and let them come to me for hours you and I mean like really try and jog my memory yeah but there is one I don't know when you're like drinking and you have friends and then you meet their friends right you'll sometimes stumble across someone that you can just like never forget I have never forgotten this person I met him one night and one night only and that I never saw him again after that why can't I forget this person you asked let me tell you why I forget whose mutual friend it was it was Jill's or like my ex-boyfriends or something like in college but I had gone over to my friends house and they were like oh this is my friend so-and-so and I'm like okay this guy was like I don't remember his name he was one of those people that was just like so full of energy non-stop like you know how you're like you chillin you're having a drink or like maybe some coke energy or I don't know yeah like something was he was just so over the top and I could I guess I couldn't tell if it was his personality or if he was drunk or whatever yeah but he seemed like but none of my friends did drugs so like I didn't know why that that I guess never crossed my mind that he was on drugs or something like it's possible but I think he was just like one of those people that's just like like yeah he's like a lot he's like a lot of a guy and he had been drinking a lot so at one point in the night like he's a super nice guy seems kinda almost seems a little out of his mind though at one point in the night he goes I'm gonna break my record and I'm like for what he's like I gotta go pee pee are you ready so he goes outside so where it's like the house wasn't I gotta go pee pee yes he was a weird guy so the house is sort of like up on this hill like the front yard was sort of sloped down to the street I mean yeah so he walks all the way out to the street in the street yeah he takes off his bottoms and his shirt it's dark but he gets completely naked but stay with me I have to I've told you this before but it's like so not significant in time like was whatever nothing yeah he then I've never seen anything like this in my life he goes like this he holds his weenus his weenus and then all of a sudden he goes one two three and he's like sort of squatting down like this he lets go and like you know when you're peeing but like you push really hard he like like we're all just standing up like what in the [ __ ] is that guide to feel like pushes is pee out and it sort of like explodes everywhere in front of him almost but like just like over short hard fast dream of Pete he goes one two three does that and he goes he's like some some noise like yeah and then does to like you know when you do a squat jump squat and then jump as far as you can yeah he did like a bunch of those and then put his clothes back in and then came back in the house sorry that's the most bizarre thing that I've ever heard yeah that's like I don't know why I would have told you that but I like I wouldn't doubt if I don't do that it's just that the weirdest thing I've ever seen there's absolutely an explanation of why you remember that cuz it wasn't say yes it was ridiculous like what in the world I don't know good pee man did you break your record what's the record I don't know I don't know God is it how many people saw him how many hours before he gets arrested I don't know he wasn't man I don't know it was just the weirdest thing I've ever seen what the [ __ ] yeah that's a weird guy I could quote ibly was happening but I feel like I was still young enough to where you're just like alright that was weird back to hanging out like there's enough people there that nobody knew you know yeah I think it was one of those parties where you're like alright this is my friends friend you've been hanging he's a cool guy Wow we all saw it though he like asked for us to go watch I'm gonna go break my leg you know what I bet he's doing big things he probably is he's gotta be bottomless to get to the top so I always say and he started that process by being bottomless so it's true but also I knew a kid that got so drunk that he would like sleep pee like you know when you like stand up and the need pee sort of somewhere that you think is the bathroom but your drunkenness nerd and he had multiple times gone over to like the VCR like the Xbox the PlayStation and opened it competed I wasn't there but the the kid that I was dating at the time was and watched him stand up go over to his PlayStation open it pee on it you can't wake him up right PlayStation pee in it and then diligently press closed and then go back to bed I don't know I would be I would have my job on the floor I would literally not know how to deal with that situation how do you deal with a situation like that maybe you just move out of the house we were in San Francisco there's a fun story we were okay so we were in San Francisco recently for the holidays for our little Midway stop up to Oregon yeah and we got some Attell room horrible hotel experience we were up in this room and we looked out the window while we were waiting for our like we ordered like five post mates that night because they all [ __ ] up and none of them worked no more you didn't get any food I mean literally went to bed hungry was fun well we were watching this couple outside no so it was like a whole group of people but it was right outside a bar and it was this one guy who's just losing his mind and everyone right so he likes falling over so he for sure we're gonna watch someone get hit by a car or a fight break out well cuz it was the type of fight 17 minutes of footage on my phone cuz I was videotaping yeah cuz I was like something Bad's gonna happen I know something Bad's gonna but nothing that happened I saw but yeah he was he like he went from like exiting the bar very like crazily to running over to the corner it like not the corner but like this little just little like indent in the street and peeing on the law we watch so many people pee just like on this dream he came back and they started arguing with the bouncer and then his girlfriend was trying to separate him with that and he gets in a fight with his girlfriend or this girl yeah he pushed somebody onto something and so then him and this drunk ass girl are like fighting and it's like a push push battle and then all these other girls come in and they like instead of like breaking it all smile they just start like falling on top of each other yes they make this like like people pile yeah but all of this is happening like an inch from the street an inch from the street in downtown Sara was it like plenty of traffic receive so many people out and it's late but still it's not empty we were gonna watch someone get hit by a car yeah really like I wasn't videotaping it so I can send it to worldstar if a fight broke no yeah I was literally like somebody's gonna need [ __ ] help and wish that they had video evidence of what happened yeah I want to watch that actually I might have deleted it honestly because I think I've realized that I didn't need it for any reason yeah I mean there was no real punch line to that story but it was like definitely like you're at the top of the hotel room and you're just literally watching how what alcohol can do to people just like you were just so useless and like when I was in falling all over the places when I was in college and like out of college we would go down to like Fanueil Hall which like Boston is different now like the areas of like where people like to go out have changed and will continue to change it's like it's a the nightlife scene is very competitive like it's though be hotspots like a bar or a club will be hot for like a month or two and then it's a new place you know what I mean it's really competitive the type the turnover I feel like it is pretty but when I was in college like we would always go to like Fanueil Hall which is where all the like you could just go and go to like four or five six seven bars if you want like walk around there's live music on Friday nights like it's a rad place but people get so sloppy yeah and Boston is just like the there's so many colleges nearby there's so many students there's so many people and they're like early to mid-20s that it's like once 2 a.m. hits and the bars are closed it's like fireworks out on the street like you're going to watch a fight happen you know what I mean in the street especially if it's the summertime yeah yeah it was wild like I feel like I've watched a million times people all of a sudden they're just like I'm outside time to punch somebody what the hell man mm-hmm whatever anyways I haven't seen that in Los Angeles almost ever that's I don't think it's the only thing people you don't fight that much they really don't I mean they fight in the sense that like people this is like bringing me back to like bartending days and like how I'm just being around drunk dumb asses all the time people just hear people like to get really drunk and like like touch your shoulder and then like passive-aggressive fight and then they're like they're out of there yeah but in Boston I know that people are looking for fights all the time I know that it's like a Boston thing I get it I'm gonna try to stereotype earning but it definitely is not the same it's not the same vibe with people like people get aggressive here people get aggressive everywhere but the general theme is not like that right well I'm in Boston there's there are plenty of like I personally knew people that would get in bar fights you know II mean it's like a thing but they wouldn't go to jail unless somebody got really [ __ ] hurt or something you know what I mean I just each other off and you leave yeah they run away and then yeah they're boys [ __ ] yellow there are other boys and then you know it's squashed or something we wake up while you're getting brunch and you talk about next yeah it's like a funny thing but like here I feel like no one gets in fights because the police would get called immediately and somebody would be suing another person you know that's not far off either I think people would would do yeah the people here aren't out drinking to get in a fight where's like there's plenty of places in the United States where people go out drinking and they just want to get in a fight some people just looking for trouble though there's always those people chin I know that there's more of these like story drunk watching stories but what about the time I wanted to hear about the time with the when the cops came oh yeah really story so um my best friend growing up Brandon as you guys know he passed away recently but there were so many good stories with him because he was just so funny and he was just down for whatever like he was always excited to do it like take on any adventure or like go to any party no matter if it was like [ __ ] close or all the way it sounds central where the [ __ ] he didn't care he was just like down for a good time he always wanted like you know be be out there with his friends and whatever so we decided one night and I believe we were either seniors in high school or like freshmen in college but we decided to go to this party in Beverly Hills and we didn't grub him everything else we grew up in like Santa Monica and I grew up partly in Culver City so like Beverly Hills to us was like the nice area it was like there all the kids who were like I know I know I know that but I mean like we played them in high school yeah in sports and stuff so we like had this rivalry with them because they were like the rich kids or whatever right but we just had to go to a party over there and I don't even remember who we knew I don't even think we really know anyone I think we just had like a friend of a friend who was there so he could get us in a house party yeah so you go to this house party in Beverly Hills and we don't know anyone we're just like hanging out and it's like the weirdest time and maybe like 45 minutes into us being there the cops show up and break it all up as they do in the high school early college parties they just like show up and then it's like party's over everybody I know and as the cops come in and start you know in filing people out and like alright guys music off lights on yeah we're in the backyard and the cops are like right there there's a pool right and so we're like around the pool and the cops are like walking around the pool playing clear us all out and while everyone's walking out the music's off like everyone's just like kind of bummed it's like alright nights over whatever I hear behind me brain and just start singing at the top of his lungs and we're just I turn around and me and Andrew are we like are like crying laughing because he can't believe that not only is he just like making a complete fool of himself and it's hilarious but he's doing right like at the cops cops have to listen to this idiots singing at them and we're just like oh my I was so funny and it's just like they arrest him it made our night because he was doing nothing wrong he was just singing that was like the epitome of like going somewhere that wasn't fun or really cool and making it really fun and stupid because that's what he did but yeah that was I will literally never hear that song again and not think of that story because that is so like it is such a funny story such a funny night it was also like very passive-aggressive because we like didn't like Beverly Hills in the cop show that's we didn't care I'm sure you guys got invited back immediately y'all meet so many new friends who we were I used to have parties like that in college because well first softball we have a 48-hour drinking role so you can't drink within 48 hours before us before or after a game or practice when you practice well before before so yeah that's not like after your game you just go get drunk yeah no no but we couldn't do that ever like all fall we are playing the winter we go home for break and you have to work out or even drink over winter break but like all season it's like you know the first thing we would do is sit down and crunch out our schedule and be like here's the night when we can party here's the night where we can party and all of our games are doubleheader so we would play two games a day but um we would have very specific times when we could like drink and finally let loose really so we would throw parties at our apartment and way that the baseball house and there's always just people that roll up and you're like no [ __ ] idea who you are yeah and also because we didn't have a campus we just lived in the middle of Cambridge you'd get an occasional just bizarro neighbor walk over and be like sup guys I'm like we would have to get one of our big tall guy friends to be like excuse me sir you can't be here there's like there's 21 year old girls here get out what are you doing you know but we had a problem though too we had girls that would come in and want to do drugs in our bathroom oh what'd you do for the people who would want to do come yeah we knew about a group of girls that was like honey first of all it's bad enough that we can like have a drink you know what I mean because we're student-athletes we're not we didn't break any rules but like you know what I mean we don't also don't want to get caught drinking or having a party letting some same life exactly but so none of us [ __ ] with any drugs like not okay not you can't and you can get kicked off the dinner for sure easily without a question it's a contention illegals across the board so there was [ __ ] a group of girls that would hang out with the baseball kids that we knew did coke and they we had a four-bedroom apartment and whenever we'd throw parties there's one bathroom one toilet and then it would just be packed with people and so inevitably it would just be like closed all night you can never get in there go to the bathrooms and people try and pee outside and I'm like dude stop it like who the cops are gonna come stop peeing in our yard and weird [ __ ] so we knew that this group of girls would go in there cuz we've had a problem with them a couple of times where they would go in there and after one other party my friend Ashley was like I think they did [ __ ] drugs in the bathroom like no way no way cuz we're cleaning up after you and she's like I think that they were in there cuz they were in there for half an hour like four or five of them yeah more like banging on the door like people have to go to the bathroom get the [ __ ] out what do you do know you so the next day she was like I'm pretty sure that those girls were doing drugs in here and I'm like naive super naive but I'm like absolutely not like what do you mean I don't know anybody that [ __ ] does drugs no way they wouldn't be allowed in my house as if people who did drugs were a sign on their forehead that were like drugs so my friend Ashley was like all right I got a plan and I'm like okay I'm down what's the plan she was like let's put vaseline on the back because there's no surface and there's a shitty like the sink is just like a thing there's no surface area the only surface area was the back of the toilet and she was at the top of it and she goes let's put Vaseline all over the top of that so if anyone comes in here and tries to do drugs they're [ __ ] so go all right easy enough so we cover the top of the toilet with Vaseline and later that night that group of girls I will not say her [ __ ] name but like um she comes from a long line of last names that are very yeah I'll tell you tell me I get the nagging - yes yeah but her and all her rich little girlfriends went in there like I'm not kidding you like five minutes later they stormed out of the bathroom and left the party stormed out of there they were they were furious they were yelling they were screaming and we were all just like Babbage my friend Ashley was right they was doing drugs don't do drugs kids don't go to someone's house that has one bathroom and stand in it for a half an hour and do drugs get out of here that's that's [ __ ] cool that you just like you brought the law in your own hands well it was Ashley it was my friend Ashley she did it mommy Ashley the one I know right yeah you'd met her yeah she's cool that's funny sorry it's a good story it's really not but that's a good story if you if you're a young person that sometimes has house parties where it's one of those things where friends invite friends or people show up that you don't know and you think someone's gonna be doing drugs find out a way to ruin their time and then they'll just leave and you're not even being a narc I'm not an R I know not my cut what my brother looks like a cop I though I would have loved to call the police on them [ __ ] that whatever my brother was when we golf the other day my brother's wearing these aviators and he's a mustache now he looks like a straight-up cop yeah he does look like an exacto he does with his mustache and his ginger beard well ladies we began the podcast and we ended it Amar's Jesus Christ well thank you guys for hanging out for another episode and listening to us if you'd like to listen to us for hours and hours and hours more talking and laughing and goofing go to our Twitter channel we stream all the [ __ ] time then it's great yeah it is great and it's just like it yo soy peligro conscious stream of conscious change a how we're playing no we're playing games during that though um you guys have a wonderful week we'll see you on the next one don't do drugs to track your pugs TM [Music]

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Length: 51min 14sec (3074 seconds)

Published: Mon May 07 2018