Playing Fortnite to stop Tseries (Im desperate)

Wow mom do something someone do some what is this huh what is this I don't like it yeah I'm actually [ __ ] it's hard it's mirrored okay watch it ace [ __ ] I'm actually [ __ ] Oh No okay wait I got it this thing ah that's what's gonna happen t-series how dare you how dare all of you I never been this upset in my life I didn't think it would have to come to this but I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns I'm gonna have to pull out the artillery I'm gonna have to do the worst thing I've ever done and I'm suck dick no I haven't okay we've gotta make it to the Super Bowl is the Super Bowl tomorrow I think it is it's not the start at the end it's the beginning of the beginning we are just getting started so what if we're just 40 can't wait who can't who's counting anyway I'm not counting counting is for [ __ ] Einstein biggest [ __ ] of them all Stephen Hawking's a flat out flat B for John alright this ends now the beginning ends now and then it starts again they will never pass us as sure as this chair can do this nothing oh Jesus Christ that scared me I'm still alive we're gonna keep going forever up until the Starz TV series there this Super Bowl II today guys we need to last no [ __ ] place I know mr. B's has something in store for us okay please I beg of you please I can't do this any longer we need to fight more now than we have ever fought and before oh my god why is my green screen so far that way hello watch this guy's [Music] but that's what happens see series that's right everyone I'm not sparing any Smurfs see at this point I'm going all out yeah I think I just punched myself whatever okay doesn't matter nothing matters okay I mean this matters I mean you guys don't understand we need to bomb I'm just kidding we need to we need to just I don't know what we need to do right all right I don't have a plan I have one plan you guys are not gonna like it and trust me I don't like it either I've waited until the very last moment to pull out this card because I didn't want to be here I didn't want to do this I didn't want to sink this low play for a night well you guys already figure it out disparate times calls for desperate measure minutes which is why I am going to play for night with named Joe nugget that's in line well I will play for tonight I don't really know how you play for tonight and ever played for I don't want to play for tonight I guess it's the only thing that will stop t-series the only thing that could possibly do the trick I keep you 2 million if you okay cool I'll take it perfect time for Super Bowl egg what the [ __ ] are you guys talking about actual brain lets in the chat congratulations everyone the stream is lagging we'll seriously mom get a new computer loser I don't know why I'm roasting you guys I need your help more than ever I'm the kid getting kit ok I'm sorry play all the popular games throughout the year so while we're starting on fortnight I figured out how to [ __ ] play this game just give me one moment I need to hack the Hatton mainframe okay that's the sound of my hacking I think it's working [Music] okay oh god yeah oh god what have I done John please forgive me okay I didn't want to do this I didn't want to sing solo there's times you just gotta take one for the team you just got to do what you got to do now wait isn't in to keep its thing he keeps it here there we go I can't believe I'm doing this I feel disgusting I'm already given frame requests dad damn you guys yeah guys not have friends do you guys not have mobile phones okay what is this co-op he why the [ __ ] it's battle royale I think that's what it is I think that's what all the kids have been talking about is this what you want look what you they got a little person hello in there why okay what's that [ __ ] [Music] what if I quit gun lobby why the [ __ ] am i warm what I guess we'll do swine I have literally neck literally I've never played this before [ __ ] that's annoying I was news about the change in the settings I can't believe you've done this how could you commit for tonight side how could you have done this there was a marshmallow event oh well I'm sorry I missed it geez why did I not play sooner all right just let me play [ __ ] out so the RIT the name of the game is that you drop in a low blow pop yeah that's it pick and landing spot and search for gear okay I mean I play my fair share of video games don't cross shut the [ __ ] up all right ain't got time for your silly means at this point all that matters [ __ ] all that matters is what's up there that's all that matters okay now why the [ __ ] is it snow what is this unrealistic standard on video games [Music] account info epic account ID I'm sure that's fine it that's out there how to import friends how to decline yes how to hide yes probably should have had that filter mature language oh heck no oh god sorry guys hello guys can you hear me [ __ ] where are they jumping polar Baker all rhyme there boy I'm there so that's a tiny little oopsie there on me but bad things guys can you hear me Mohammed hey Mohammed can you hear me I don't think they can hear me guys let me show it I'm playing with a Chinese and a Muslim and a Swedish this should be good I'm going down here bros I gotta say that the graphics are pretty epic this game it's not so bad so what do I do in this game right this is literally literally I see something shiny I'll go right okay I got slurp why am I so slow how do I run okay I build so I would see all right I run with [ __ ] hey I got a gun all right and how do I use the gun dude like I'm think I'm ready to Mohammed I think I'm ready to go pro pursuit yeah Wow okay what do I do with the pursuit gun Chris for free that's cool how does that work okay gee I hope nothing bad happens this is pretty exciting guys this is the world premiere everyone has been waiting for this why watch the Superbowl when you can March this [ __ ] [ __ ] I actually know what mr. B's is going to do in it it's pretty epic okay basically they hired a bunch of prostitute and bought a bunch of cocaine that's all I know really Germany invaded Poland oh [ __ ] no that's not good did I thank the bus driver of course I did what if stupid quite alright how do i chat with my [ __ ] teammates okay so holy boys chat on we should talk no okay hey Mohammed what are you doing listen here we need to strategize right now or else we're screwed me soil please hello this is not going well me soil does he not hear me what is happening all right god I forgot I'm actually playing the game all right I remember now you've cut down trees and [ __ ] to like get wood right because I would kind of need that to get up there this is not wood maybe I can write it no okay [ __ ] I genuinely have never played it I honestly have no idea I don't even watch the streams I've seen this I think I'm ready to go pro all right so then yeah I can build sub right yeah okay well now we can get up here easy okay all right this is not really what I [ __ ] won anything me saw it pocket why is it so hard to walk oh the [ __ ] Mohammed is there now go up in the zipline all right good tip the last time you played a Valerie out shut up okay I don't need the reminiscing right now what we need is subscribers all right has this made any difference whatsoever it is working guys for tonight is working [ __ ] it I'll take it I'm expecting you to win me too I mean so far my KD is a hundred percent oh no the storm is sinking I think this is just like Minecraft hey me saw it me saw it Nihao no that's all the Chinese I know god damn it we're screwed a miso miso we sold my pants I mean you did goddamn it is there any point of day in and day out jesus [ __ ] christ whoa my team [ __ ] sucks dude useless team what are you doing well how many what are you mama do it someone tell me what Muhammad Muhammad alright don't come complaining to me Muhammad hey we did that me so it don't ever do that again alright I will [ __ ] you up me soil listen to me me so I'll do something I can't get up there drink the slurp why does that give me a shield holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm Pro I figured that out all by myself Muhammad I swear to god Muhammad let's [ __ ] prank man can I get a team that talks to me what kind of morons plays a multiplayer game that's right I'm calling my team morons it's the only way for them to understand don't want to do with oh [ __ ] look at this oh yeah a guy either okay okay hey why does drop my glider in your eyes oh yeah yeah and then a still you so trifle okay very nice very cool I'm doing pretty good my fortnight mic is on yeah I know cuz I want to talk to my team [ __ ] out but my Tim doesn't talk to me I'm on voice check I know I'm a voice chat you frickin Fricks oh my god he's working keep subscribing bros it's working keep subscribing as long as it's working I'll keep playing [ __ ] jump on there the rope on this set line oh of course I knew that okay oh [ __ ] I said [ __ ] enemies over the ah shoots a sweetie hey the [ __ ] is wrong with you good job Muhammad good job my man you [ __ ] did it now then yet are these genomes Hey look at skin star like I'm not playing games over here me soil your job me soil knock themselves out [ __ ] some cereal I to team what am I supposed to do now shoot back that's just ridiculous out of ammo okay well that's part of the plan don't worry brush a lot of people don't know about this like that this is just like Lord of the Rings when Gandalf and the team tried to oh god I think that was a waste this is a [ __ ] sniper okay I'm then bye it's okay all right I know my like dilemma fine okay look at this a trap I'll build a trap [Applause] okay we're good okay one sweet with low HP versus [ __ ] off god damn it the storm is shrinking well so is my penis what the [ __ ] is this oh [ __ ] yeah hell yeah really glad I took those AEK shots before those really good use bandages are [ __ ] I have been this right cool I'm figuring this guy and game out all by myself so this is how you know you're a gamer ago a gamer proud already says you can only heal up I knew that I was just testing the system all right how well can they hear in the game and [ __ ] like that will they hear me talking hello don't shout okay cool I think we got an agreement I think we're on the same page it'd just be so anti-climatic to dine now cuz i just ran around like a [ __ ] idiot alright so i guess blue is better than green men are mammals what okay how does it feel to like watch an actual good player for once in this game I bet you guys watch like he's done that streamers don't know what what that [ __ ] is a balloon dude I got [ __ ] balloons boy oh [ __ ] god it's just the greatest game of all time holy [ __ ] I got [ __ ] tooth oh no no no I didn't want this what the [ __ ] is this stop stop what the [ __ ] I don't want balloons dumbass game what are you I got cut by balloons so worst game I have ever seen balloons are made by taste I knew it I knew it this is not what I want I want controls all right once I scroll through it oh [ __ ] push-to-talk tea at the very bottom this game people play this with controllers on a PC alright it's fine we just warmed up we're barely getting started at least I died from balloons and not some pathetic gun or getting outplayed at least balloons I can respect at least if I die by balloons I can at least be like okay well you know what well played balloons you did good holy [ __ ] [ __ ] we are destroying t-series I bet they're sitting there crying right now they were ready to pop the champagne well not today t-series and we got more where that comes from as well [Music] dori incarnate thank you very much arigato gozaimasu and oh [ __ ] 9999 put fortnight in the title troll troll ah which you're a goddamn genius God can you shut up please I'm trying to strategize fortnight I'm so stupid I didn't put poor night into the title a Cheeto turn off your [ __ ] mic hello hello Oh Lemmy will fish push the talk just put it up thank you what be much but yeah I just got Spaniards in this game now I see how it is t-series are recruiting so far this has been a wife's experience oh my [Music] Viva españa can you believe the audacity of this guy how could he changing the name of the stream playing for at night to stop t-series parentheses yes I'm that desperate okay saved Kofi Channel you're the best hello from Russia hello back coffee thank you very much play some pub gee that's more fun oh well it's pubs you're gonna get me subscribers and no I don't think so okay so fortnight at [ __ ] is do you think I want to be here do you think anyone of us wants to be here I don't think smart Oh God hello hello why the [ __ ] are you whispering [ __ ] actions okay are you guys any good at this game much yeah great all right we'd rather you let it go what do I want to go what do I want to go [ __ ] no not sold to Springs whoever [ __ ] mark that dren T you best not drop okay look frosty flights [ __ ] nd dead to me okay how do I thank this bus driver [ __ ] I didn't think I didn't thank you bus driver [ __ ] up nine-year old army more like five-year-old army I forgot that kids play this game yeah guys I got about a hundred wins in this game just listen to me and follow me and we'll we'll win this all right can't tell if it's someone like doing a weird cosplay or an actual [ __ ] fear adults playing this game hey what the [ __ ] what gun is that oh did I just die my banjo some Bank yes I think I know that no don't do it don't do it you'll regret it do you know who I you best not throw a [ __ ] ball at me no oh oh two plus two is four what else you got okay [Music] oh thanks diamond say watch out get him a [ __ ] diamond what are you doing gosh damn it darling you'll regret this okay you're it's okay oh yeah I forgot you can get stream snape did I just get stream tonight ban him report him right now everyone at the games hey I think I singled fired on an assault rifle to the house so confused put streamer mode you can do that what does that do alright I guess I'll have to do that I'm too good at this game people need to cheat to beat me alright whatever like whatever it's whatever I don't care if anyone do that again gonna be Superman filter Auto received gets cold mode why am i laughing at night sorry a loud background push-to-talk some type of brightness [Applause] are you guys making [ __ ] up aim assist of course they have a missus hi we're dropping how's it going team oh my god Oh radar he's at 50p no it's going pick all right we got stream snipers all right I don't know how to do this I guess you technically have stream snipers to oranges all right place in Park that's yes just kidding ghosts no bshorts not be shirts listen I'm Pro okay just listen everyone protect me and you'll be fine you're the only one with me with the [ __ ] dude and come in oh yeah well you better it's okay I've got this have a gun is that not a team play no it is okay here here Watch shield yeah oh thanks broski this will not be forgotten okay so do I have like the [ __ ] weapon is I was happening in there [ __ ] everywhere what do I do Hey marshmallow fan account is with us guys it should be fine I [ __ ] hear someone be careful the things of those coming yeah I think so too be careful I say dude he must be super pro he like build I don't even know how to build yeah you're using a spray weapon he might not hit listen I'm Pro okay that's right how do I get weapons it's fine I know what I'm doing [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] screwed guys thanks I need ammo someone do something I'm done I means I'm down yeah oh okay nice so like I'm not sure you like marshmallow and this big marshmallow and Fortney yeah marshmallow marshmallow you piece of [ __ ] sorry less melty series how dare you even ask that question they're really good don't make me perma ban you're right I know the developers of this so this is your first step play it no it is I mean it may be don't ever find me here it's okay marshmallow marshmallow fan got it's why you can't rely on marshmallow fangs so the guys it's alright and we've all just crawl my way to victory thanks bro done with T series that's right what a bold statement down with why am I such an [ __ ] okay let's do another one we're warming up on level 2 9 I'm level 2 guys getting better I'm getting exponentially greater at the speak very things by the end of this stream I'm gonna be a gamer gone a long time how did streamers do it anonymous oh well you should have [ __ ] told me turn shadows off makes the game smoother that's all his own it's [ __ ] settings and [ __ ] anonymous mood and shadows got it keep subscribing we're 60,000 away yeah alright oh my god sake keep going it's a Christmas tree thank you no no now listen here you dropped Elton your fan for life getting PewDiePie we need to go to this salty oh my god oh thank you listen - and who is play to tame dommage I think I know what I'm doing Paradise Lost alright don't ever question me again oh [ __ ] I'm pleading with beautifly oh my god they're literally my god my everything I'm your everything you might know thank you for clarifying I mean Oh My yes that's right I'm praying ah [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] hey the [ __ ] is this guy's problem marshmallow get the [ __ ] outta me piece of [ __ ] marshmallow I hate to say it - marshmallow bite [ __ ] idea whatever you say okay oh my god I can't believe this oh my god I knew you'd know my bag I'm coming No enjoy enjoy the game goodbye all right this is Felix in the kitchen getting myself a drink this is ASMR and you're summertime with feelings I can't believe that you're still stuck dating me that's just okay hey I need to win this for boots do you think I didn't go to the bathroom or something realizing I'm wearing a long line did anyone say anything bad while I was gone raro win the game no need yo where's not I told them not to say okay good all right well good luck okay bye Mikey why do you call me oh boy oh boy well let me tell you guys we're doing great all right t-series is getting absolutely destroyed as you can see here by the straight-up facts and logics okay t-series can eat my nothing okay I should put delay on the stream that's what [ __ ] nerds do and don't know how to play this scheme by a skin that's her [ __ ] nerds do I don't know how to play this news right real pros played too full Scooby got waves remember these words I should hide the screen all right I'll hide the screen this time this way they don't know where I'm going all right now they know now they won't know what I'm dropping Andy what's up Andy stop doing that please it's embarrassing and II for the love of God please stop that [ __ ] is wrong with my team I remove this oh you are the real cutie pie ah yes oh nice to meet you nice to meet you too listen here we gotta win this okay you don't sound very conveyance we conclude with Judah pang well good yeah go time what okay they have no idea where we're dropping why am I so big in the stream it's so that I can drop I gotta make myself smaller [ __ ] I'll just be here [ __ ] I [ __ ] it up [ __ ] it up and we're going here no one else is going here everyone is going everywhere what the [ __ ] it's just how dude I got a sharp what is this shape Marsha Bella do something this is going for me that [ __ ] ass hole the streams knife idea really worked out oh god I mean what a [ __ ] I was saying [ __ ] let's move the game alright nobody gets to see the game that [ __ ] way to the game go I lost the air it okay listen I know what I'm doing [ __ ] I got a battle past - you're up what the [ __ ] is wrong with my character why do you look so goddamn dang who made that face alright alright broski's we're just gonna have to do right one there we go it's alright hello yes PewDiePie hey hey hey APD fun yeah you know you and I you and I go to a bridge you know yeah let's go bro oh yeah or re bro uh right there bro we're mark it on the map I'll be right there all right we'll meet up there so all right bro how long are you gonna extreme for how did you know I'm straight so extreme sniped you oh my god bang I'm recording you give me a band now like the past four games I've played everyone the lobby leaves immediately custom not in the game no one [ __ ] shared me this time okay with streams i bowl you want but at least do something happened is really entertaining under stream i like your screen rose would you say it's our favorite yeah I unsubscribe from ninja because I subscribe to me people obviously that's a mechanic and I had some do you just goes to that screen bro it brings tears to my eyes hello artistic it is did you say artistic yeah like you put so much work into that like getting it to play all the setup it takes life I know many China yeah oh yeah yeah [ __ ] is this I don't like this hey hey listen a [ __ ] oh yeah nice sorry night you all right take the Bistro you got it thanks let's go do you think a lot of brofist into the game absolutely [ __ ] is all the loot there's like no loot here oh alright alright you and I you and a fly do I want to fly yeah in a car okay let's go this one up here yeah there's one up here right my horsey its sky [ __ ] with me alright boom oh we can't see the game boo hoo hoo you guys are crying oh this ain't this ain't good this ain't good Oh God yes yes all right where's the flying car I think you're ready to go pro all right come here over here if right it fell down the show he [ __ ] with me can you angry fly what are you doing no no I can fly bro I don't know where it went I it's a little formula it's right here you found it oh yes all right bro all right you're ready for this it's gonna be got waves No you know Oh God can I hit control so I can drive all right you ready all right do it I might not be able to say long do it do it Wow oh my god all right I'm gonna flip that was awesome I knew those an epic hero in the photos it's based the boost and yoga vest Oh yeah I'm pretty good at this it has a phase tried to sign you yet have the reached out to you every single client has reached out thing yeah I don't know why you're even asked yeah I assume that [ __ ] they're not gonna shoot from that I understand of this [ __ ] game works put on a shield what I did I'll show you where this chest is gonna see you the secrets the University ready break that break that dresser break that dress Wow alright any of this good that's a sniper and unless you slice my brace for cowards alright yeah why is no one at tilted towers I thought this is like where everyone goes okay we're going here is that good tactical shotgun yes I like how someone just gave me the tip to press R to realize there's a lot better not constrain flavor yeah pick the shop I have a live a campfire it yeah it'll kill you if you're not on full health I got to heal a little bit well you can see that it's gonna pull help Oh what would you Davis this is saying here it's very safe I love your chest or tail she wrote justice all right come here jump on this ramp get it up there chess there's a pistol sniper you grab it yes not very good all right all right we're gonna we're gonna go eliminate all the people and get the epic victory ROI all right which one is better tell anyone promise yeah I won't tell anyone by the way uh yeah except for the 300,000 people watching but yeah I won't tell anyone okay so we have a dealer one oh yeah yeah I don't know the dealer's what's the deal here I never got I wait the real man Oh all right we're just gonna that's gonna change all right what's better a shotgun or this pistol Oh what the [ __ ] is this rift go what is this thing all right yeah right here someone alright what are we doing got away with the gas goes oh I got him nice stream sniper here take the shield you got a heal oh you're after yeah oh the other guy laughs good Zeus use a TCU spy okay first there's a chest down here I think I'm playing with someone that knows how to [ __ ] play there's gliders so if you fall from a high place you can use the gliders and you won't die okay all right all right hey launchpad yeah you don't need to drop something to pick it up okay it goes for your same slot as a trap yeah we're gonna when the storm gets too close will use the rip to go and we can go to the safe area [ __ ] I'm such a plane I have no idea how you play wait do you have another campfire I'm looking for something to kill you come down I'm gonna try and find some medical items in this pawn shop thing there's a big still diner come drink it there you go doko desu got where the [ __ ] is he hey I'm in the come in the building come downstairs I have feeling for you I can heal you come on right here pick that up take that shield up Thanks aim got a user if you go someone's coming hold the hold the thing and then left click this one yeah hit space to a glider just say if they're longer though [ __ ] I'm playing you sure got a it to avoid them legit that they're bad come to come down to this man listen to this dude oh god they spotted us it's fine it's fine listen listen there's another shield thing you can't drink it them alright come down into the divot and we can hide so we can win and get the yeah yeah but do carry me though yeah it's gonna be a little hard I have 120 ping I'm in the US China oh my god how could you do this why the [ __ ] my health not going on why not get it back oh you got a fine healing this guy's that [ __ ] that's why I came down here no one will be here and we can just look around to find something that's the idea actual nine-year-old carrying me how about that all right still in it for an excellent so like worst ninja in this game Yola he'll be the last opponent obviously but uh I I've seen her gameplay you'll obviously I'll play him okay like you come back to me so no one attacks you without me yeah what are you that how far away is a teacher is right now there's a team in front of us these there's really far away oh yeah I think they hit me okay come with me come o me [Music] I'm at three help so like you no good here the ultimate track come here come here okay pick that up and right click alright hold it then right oh yeah this is gonna be they'll never find you like this let's do it alright for [ __ ] sake it's snowman oh god [ __ ] that I know it's over I should have gotten with the satellites right it's fine by the way few if you ever died you're shown say that I know if you ever dies you tip don't gotta we gotta blame it on streem snipers I promise I know that every time to matter okay call me phone escaped god damn straight zhaibar [ __ ] stream snipers do something around tea serious wins I'm scared it's not going for me don't worry don't worry I got something ok I'm back so we never lost I actually lost me there all right we gotta we gotta steep did you like a change you're beautiful screen from a black your actual game I'm still black you do God that's why there's so many people Oh God lemonade these people sell winning oh yes just to make it interesting no I thought you said you were proud my fingers your fingers what happened it lay escape read I escaped and then what do I hit exit I feel bad it was very nice for helping me but no I don't want to add right on sister listen I was my third game I'm level four by the end of this dream I will have victory real no matter what it takes to stop T series they're getting absolutely destroyed Haiti series ha that's what's happening that's what happens to t Series Europe excuse me one sec it just check in my phone okay I'm getting private calls oh geez wonder where that could be all right let's do this did I just I just cover myself up instead of the game don't worry about it I was gonna change Europe to America oh my god listen listen listen it's all a diversion you will never be on my level you you I've done my prayer oh my god are you cutie yes you are you subscribe yes on how many accounts - okay good [Laughter] that means we can play good job yeah would you consider a third ik what what do you mean maybe don't act me okay where should we drop all right let's keep it a secret we gotta use taxes yeah sorry so like just like on it there you go okay they'll never expect that just don't say it outline okay just don't tell people we're going to happy Hamlet okay yeah I know the screen is black okay let me just land and then I can play my epic ninja fortnight stream all right and get the epic royale these goddamn [ __ ] stream snipers want to suck my peepee that's right pipi I call my penis pipi you got a problem with that why am I so slow [ __ ] move I'm hanging in a bit low I don't think good bra gonna make it listen if you die you have to subscribe to PETA fly on another account okay okay we got a deal okay yeah deal yeah I need blood that sounds like a yes yes okay okay don't forget what you promised alright I'll hold you to it okay three hours later I [ __ ] landed all right guys listen if you're gonna swing tonight's fine but at least help the boy out all right I never got a victory oh you really want to stomp on poor innocent Swedish man playing for tonight since I'm goddamn desperate sorry I mean since I have no other choice so where's a ninja in this game he's probably on the American servers Oh Frick dude all right well can you tell him like to come and play hi I wish I could I have this for you you can if you drink this you have a full shield now why would I do that oh there is someone Meyer it's one it's probably what I say stream sniper I don't kill him okay oh there's another one I heard him alright don't kill him don't kill him we're friends we're cool right alright don't shoot alright yeah yeah we're cool hey rest your friend we're getting an army are there a lot of people [ __ ] this takes forever all right we're all good all right they got it that's right that's right that's what I'm tired they're coming all right together we'll we'll win this game all right finally we got oh [ __ ] I mean today hey if we work together okay we're gonna get the victory we're gonna get the victory else see that's what I'm talking about someone in limited sub two beards right now with the pistol [Music] in squash say I don't even know how you dance that's how busted much of a point - hey how do you dance if you click B and then your bracelet ring I would never stink so all right we got to win follow me my fellow stream snipers I gotta be assuming again ninja if you're watching this dream don't report them okay they didn't do anything there's another one another one for the army one another one joins the team he got the dance of our people he's with us so technically if we can get everyone to be a stream cipher then we can guarantee to win this all right you good the dance of our people I actually like to only have a [ __ ] pistol just avoid the bridges and we have this in the bag oh there's another one all right let me eight let me jump on let me jump on oh they're a lot of people here yeah there's even a [ __ ] we are going to witness I know we have an old army oh my god relax I mean yeah we have an art Oh John I'm dying pet there's old vehicles running the old dog heading our day this is how for tonight was meant to be played every yeah everyone in one squad someone's sitting at shooting how [ __ ] dare you dude I'm just a snowman all right let's go right this should begin everyone is coming to this place yeah [Music] we're going for the rial boy for the race we're crash-landing protects pewdiepie at all costs please as long as Peter pine lips will be okay listen don't shoot the film in oh no I know what happened someone's like me all right I'm sorry yeah listen I'll revive you don't worry all right my stream sniper hey we got John wick in the chat that's right the song of th pion sorry you'll be all right stop complaining yeah sorry without it yeah good attitude you're gonna get nowhere really [ __ ] shooting [ __ ] dare you listen I gotta revive my boy no I'm sorry man I tried I really tried can i friend you for absolutely okay you need to yeah friend request got it one more we're going for the Ray Allen to prove our dominance over t-series to show that we're superior in every single way hot Jukes mr. Pyatt I humbly ask for you help my friend oh yeah [Applause] I thought I'd turn shadows up all right guys stream Seibel you want but don't [ __ ] you will be forever reborn I said yeah if you shoot PewDiePie it's not gonna be worth you'll be rewarded a hundred virgins if you help read if I win the game where's the dance on my people actually it's better if the stream cyphers don't come right away did I drop it or something I don't have any gills [Music] Zehra that's everyone just me listen do you think I'm a [ __ ] gamer then a lot of mute people knew your microphone dude right there [ __ ] that all my stream cyphers go brother Jesus Christ can you not play alone that was a bit harsh I'm sorry god dammit one last game to rule them all one last game to show my dominance over t-series press escape and press the speaker I better off dying anyway yeah next game I should play roblox you're probably right I probably should turn off motion blur you handsome Swede hello thank you no I like motion blur I think it makes the game better thank you oh god we gotta face the East Asian player Alex what is happening hello hello hello what's up bro how is it going you know very good thank you oh very nice I know oh okay everyone that stream sniping we're going fatal fields okay this is how we win the game if all 92 people are straight already going pay the penalty they are dancing scatter how do I feel thank the bus driver actually let's go let's go let's go bro is a [ __ ] [ __ ] area I think everyone in here all these people man it's a camp from very pretty feet to it sorry I said I'm sorry all right no shoot no [ __ ] idiots I'm trying to be diplomatic and nice god damn it I guess there's no way huh boomers what was I expecting when lights game everyone [ __ ] more cool and didn't shoot each other change your skin so people can recognize me I'm not gonna buy a skin like a goddamn virgin okay we're in the endgame now this is a we actually it actually worked like I think the sub gap was 40,000 or 30,000 now it's like 80,000 so very good keep subscribing that's the only reason I'm playing this game just to be clear just so we're on the same page here what's the time six sorry do I hear my own stream there's what the [ __ ] do you play on xbox are you kidding me I'm done I'm literally nothing I am literally nothing please don't just gonna have your system and that we need to win this I can't breathe I can't breathe oh my god no no I can't breathe okay shut up come on you need to pull yourself together god dammit lucky landing lucky landing oh [ __ ] you know what I [ __ ] up happy oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I miss out solutes yeah oh my gosh I'm getting so many messages I'm [ __ ] dead oh my god my heart is pounding out of my chest oh my god [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] dead you got a guy waiting oh my god other so many people I know yo yo yo yo PewDiePie you donated 50,000 thank you so much yeah that was supposed to be the game for the wind bros what the Frick we may have lost the battle but we have not lost the more the war one last game got Derick I feel it I feel it don't worry actually I shouldn't so pretty lame oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I got a go oh uh all right I forgot I have an appointment I'll see you guys later thank you for joining thank you keep subscribing that's all I ask keep subscribing be free

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 17,053,950

Rating: 4.8676944 out of 5

Keywords: player, unknown, PUBG, player unknowns, player unknown's, battleground, battle, ground

Id: 71FLPvjHVj0

Length: 84min 18sec (5058 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 03 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/FolksySpade]

"Can I friend you? ABSOLUTELY." Gets me every time

[u/StaterTots]

lol he had so many stream snipers in every game

[u/ET318]

its actually working quite well

[u/techguy69]

Hopefully he doesn’t go near a bridge... we all know how that ended last time 🙃

[u/UMadBroYoloBf]

desperate times needs desperate measures...

[u/[deleted]]

He said it's his first game but he has the founder's glider, do you get that glider after winning a game or just the umbrella?

[u/Mph0rfer]

‘The dance of my people’ bit was awesome :D

[u/[deleted]]

It’s been awhile since he streamed.

[u/OOGABOOGA_YT]

“This is just like Minecraft”