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live live it holy moly small hey guys what's up how are you how are you surviving this heat let me move you a little a little further away don't want you caught that close that's weird this is a good shot all right we'll keep it like that then am i playing full guys or is this bait why would i bait you guys huh do i look like a baiter i'm a masturbator oh no oh god i forgot my headphones so i'm wearing my wireless ones very chic very cool i bet you a bunch of streamers have like big cringy gaming headphones chad wears in-air wireless headphones that's how it's done i'm playing on my laptop and my computer's burning up how's the audio is it okay it will not be perfect i cannot be [ __ ] it's already like what is even i'm wearing these what is this what is this the microphone should be better see i keep forgetting like different stuff and different setups i could buy two of the same but that's i don't know i don't do that i don't do that i just don't jack said he's down to play so i'll play with the the irish i wrote him ready whenever so i assume that means that we are just good to like play it one without him i think that's the rules right if he if jaka boy don't uh say nothing then pewdiepie is gonna go ain't got time to wait for the irish think about the world how it would be if you waited for the irish not opposite of good yeah all right you guys ready for some win i'm actually kind of pro at this game i haven't told anyone about it but i'm already level seven yeah and i have the dinosaur outfit that's pretty cool thank you and how [Music] how high is this game isn't too too high for your motherfloppers i think the best i've gone is like four hey nice clock where you can see my clock clocker yeah um all right let's skull i heard this game is pretty good like people like it and uh i just want to show you guys that this game is not good and everyone who likes it is wrong hey shut up this game is great shut up man all right all right we'll watch watch a pro do it first try first try let's go first try get the [ __ ] out of my way what they're all doing my same strategy uh if i fail like that it's because uh science and reasons [ __ ] god god i hope i win guys i'll go for the middle go mid go mid go mid yeah if i don't qualify there needs to be a punishment you guys what do you wanna oh god it's fine what should the punishment be delete youtube channel okay i'm in i'm in yeah all right guess i don't have to delete my channel guys am i winning absolutely first try imagine failing chi shun shan glory to hk thank you thank you [Music] 200 000 push-ups if i fail all right easy that's my camera in the way well excuse me so much is it better there ready 50 50 punishment oh god no i ain't doing that [ __ ] that yeah this is god of war new uh texture pack i can't do this one all right give me tips on this one because i never qualified on this i don't understand i was gonna i was gonna stream god of war but i of course forgot a cable again so i can't [ __ ] plug in my playstation is this not moving oh this is trippy is it not moving this is moving very slowly seven is eliminated already don't push me they're playing dirty this is so slow isn't it oh god i have to go here otherwise i die 13 eliminated don't fall off this is so easy how do i ever fail at this [Music] this is like a kids game i've been seeing people rage at this game bunch of actual children how do you feel at this am i winning yes then look how easy this game is oh wow that was so difficult push him that's just rude rude how do i push four people fail cringe you're bad you're bird [Music] did i see doc playing it unfortunately i missed that i'm really glad that's the game he played on his return [Music] all right is this the memory one i never played this one i've only seen it online so i match the icons alright help me out guys honestly uh our apple apple melon what am i supposed to do what am i supposed to do stand on what it says sir all right i'm on an apple right yeah i'm pretty sure i'm an apple okay banana grape melon and also banana there banana great melon easy you have to be it you have to be a chimpanzee not be able to do this actually they have great memories banana grape melon all right melon oh i don't know where okay here's the melon tricked you no it didn't work okay uh wait what grape banana uh what are those cherries great banana cherry is there anything else apple in the corner over there great banana cherry cherry is here whoa all right i guess my brain just is too big for this game this is god of war guys this is how easy is one little [ __ ] wow just wow follow the crowd you sheep no i don't do that [ __ ] all right so which one is this okay this is the one where you have to find the road right this is where you don't follow the sheep all right i'm just gonna follow everyone all right here we go he pushed me that's illegal oh you can jump across there that's [Applause] funny um guess that's the way i'm just gonna be chill this is the threat i'm happy to chill at the end no problem you're a big guy is this a strat don't [ __ ] touch me the [ __ ] touch me don't [ __ ] touch me don't stop touching me they're touching me it's got to be there oh god oh god no no no no why he went so fast what the [ __ ] [ __ ] damn i'm sorry oh god ready 50 50. [ __ ] shout out to a man that going through chemo shout out to him damn stay strong that was not the right energy in reading that jesus [ __ ] all right next wait no i don't see other [ __ ] people play what is this get the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out get that zero deaths that did not count that does not count whatsoever i'm gonna give you guys a check and then there just wait just wait just give me five minutes five minutes do you understand zero deaths we won how many times have we won so far i lost count um all right here we go let's go again if any one of you all [ __ ] streams like me i will find where you live just so you know if you find where i live in game i find where you live in life let's [ __ ] go 100k watching let's get this dinner 100k people got nothing better to do i'll serve you this dinner i'll show you how it's done you're watching the one and only the best gamer on the planet i've only played this game once okay maybe twice all right here we go here we go this is the easy one uh i guarantee you if i don't do this one i will i what should i do something really bad something a really bad chat i need something real bad see i start at the edge i have to say a word bad enough to get me banned on stream okay i'll do that that's how confident i am that's how com that's how confident i am in this that's how i'm confident i feel about this i am lagging god i'm being pushed around all right mid mid mid mid mid for sure no push it [ __ ] commit commit commit don't [ __ ] legal me simps all right bad word bad word watch out bad word bad word oh god oh god that's not 45 is it okay go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go oh god there will be no stream ban tonight boys that's what i'm talking about the stakes are high the stakes are high but it's worth it because i'm confident in my skills i know what i'm doing let's get this dinner let's get this dinner that was not close that's called suspense something that you guys that don't know what it's like to entertain know anything about okay i don't know why i'm so mean to you guys thank you for being i appreciate you sorry if i lose i have to buy 100 jake paul merch oh that hurts that actually hurts i don't want to give money to that guy this is the easiest one of all time i kind of want to take you up on it but i also really really don't want to buy jake paul merch [ __ ] stop [ __ ] touching me stop [ __ ] touching me stop touching me mom he's touching me this this [ __ ] pineapple [ __ ] knows who i am [ __ ] off pineapple stop you're super annoying and i don't like you stop god stop just stop you're super annoying no one likes you you have no friends [Laughter] eat ass pineapple [ __ ] off to stream snipe me you get you get the [ __ ] jake paul merch 100 let's go [ __ ] you [ __ ] under jake paul merch if i fail let's go i ain't gonna fail though sorry jake paul sorry to rob you from your month revenue from your yearly revenue source of people buying your merch out of god damn pity i'd have got a self-risk oh god oh god all right got a goddamn self-restraint how long does this keep going holy moly molly polly no we're punishments no more punishments i don't want to do it i don't want to do it i'm not i'm not i'm out i'm out i'm out i ain't doing it again i'm not doing that ever again [ __ ] that [Music] god damn that was some high stakes don't need to punish [Music] why do you think it's pre-recorded shut the [ __ ] up blah blah you get banned why because i'm epic at the game i'm the epic at all games blah blah now you have to buy a hundred jake paul merch or write an apology what the [ __ ] is this map oh god it's the fruits what's the strat on the fruits oh god i'm not supposed to jump up i remember that that's that's something i remember you just got to walk across i never actually qualified oh for [ __ ] sake yeah i'm done all right cool i'm actually last all right here we go i got it i got it i got it get the [ __ ] out of my all that orange is gonna be i got it i got it i got it [ __ ] [ __ ] i got it i got it well there's no i god damn it i'm sorry i'm sorry oh blooper is calling me that's perfect timing hello what's up are you winning son oh yes that doesn't sound like you won no it doesn't matter well i had some epic clutches so it's something that's good did you push anyone off say hi to stream uh yeah i accidentally pushed someone off they tried to push me up hey hey stream stream stream stream all right dinner dinner chicken splinter let's get it join my party bro get it let's get it i'm i'm logging in let's i gotta log into hold up fall guys epic fall guys yeah pretty epic the hell is your icon why would you why would you do that because i like it don't ever do that again okay all right all right we doing punishments or not uh sure why not yeah all right chad give us some punishment we had a hundred hundred jake paul merch oh god saying never mind dude i was so close i'm going down all right kiss all right what's your enemy you have the bell that you love do you have an enemy uh you all right well then you have to kiss me ew exactly i'm never losing i have to kiss the ceiling oh gross can i reach it shut yeah of course i can of course i can reach the seedling jack what do you think i'm what were you insinuating can i reach the ceiling of course i can reach the ceiling why do i hear the game twice where's the audio just that annoying i have no idea okay tactic for this one okay immediately is that really attacking yeah you'll come out on top i promise you right all right all right i'm trusting you i'm on the yeah i'm right next to you dude oh hell yeah oh you slide holy moly yeah bro irish tricks i'm winning i'm winning push me push me back baby push me push me oh oh oh okay okay okay okay okay okay front pack mid mid mid mid mid [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i guess over it hell yeah first baby [ __ ] you irish sorry i mean that's good for you i'm team same team same team same team oh [ __ ] what happened i got hit by the ball i've never been hit by the balls on this level no luck of the irish huh no you're not a big guy huh goddammit qualify you're not a big guy huh oh felix chad can you hear jack all right by the way oh my god i'm out i'm out no really for real on the first one yeah well i haven't ever ever lost that we're leaving solitude everyone silent moment for jack guess we have to kiss now bro that's all right silent bell let's take it that was just practice chat that was his practice just a warm up is jack chicken yes god see how much better i am than you no offense all right how many wins do you have how many wins do i have yeah is that a question yeah so how many wins do i have yeah you're asking me how many wins i have so yeah you're asking me how many wins do i have yeah you're asking me okay i have one win so i don't know what i'm talking about yeah it was on playstation so it doesn't count really yeah playstation's easier how do you fail on this one i don't know get hit by [ __ ] balls don't get hit by balls bro try not to it wasn't my fault it was the ball's fault oh yeah you're right oh my god too many people let me through all right you never get the first one you just gotta commit to a second one and then you go on the sides that's the trick they've told me about that last time when i got hit yeah but you still gotta dodge the balls it doesn't make you invulnerable it's crazy yeah it does oh i'm gonna win i'm gonna win this one nice did i no i didn't i got second [ __ ] cringe holy moly cringe not even first not first cringe round over we will stop by let's go you mean let's go let's go baby if i win i am going to shave my what's up gamers this is fall guys whoever doesn't win has to feed a cow their foot oh thousand dollars to everyone watching the stream keep watching it's real whoever wins this round gets a hundred million dollars 100 million in monopoly money what was that nothing oh dude i haven't played this one i haven't played this either one time wait i have played this don't we played it once all right we have no idea what we were doing it's tag but you can keep tagging people yeah oh god there was one on our side are you kidding i'm just gonna i'm just gonna chill raider he was behind enemy lines pro strats pro strikes okay i got one they're trying not to get jinxed but i'm the jinx master baby come here i'm playing i'm playing the then end game good good stay away too many stinkies come here come here watch out we're actually losing so i probably should oh baby i'm on the wheel i'm jinxing all of them oh really yeah i got like five what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] touched me oh oh there's one on the wheel jack really disgusting oh god it's close dude uh [ __ ] oh no oh god it's so close i'm getting all of them oh no we're gonna lose we're gonna lose no no no no no no no no no oh jack what oh there he is he was on top of it the wheel the wheel is a strand clearly i should have done that yeah [ __ ] all right leave leave leave no one sees cringe cringe cringe all right guys i guess we own you guys a thousand dollars just like post your credit card information in the chat that's a joke by the way don't blame me that's a joke can never be too sure in these days yeah i wish all of chat would die that's just a joke it's just a joke the [ __ ] dude don't ban me come on don't bend me they just i didn't go on reddit and be like man i just made a joke and youtube took it out of context and banned me it was crazy crazy [Laughter] what's your shipping address give me your p.o box give me your blood type give me what's your mother's maiden name what was your first pet what street did you grow up on okay what's the strategy for this i i suck at this one uh oh god no just don't jump across them that's tactic okay no bangles walls your gamer tag okay what's up gain stop won't stop oh god oh god i might have to stop qualify the trick is to not get greedy you know what i'm seeing yeah i'm saying i should not have jumped there get on your feet soldier [ __ ] on your face soldier nice okay can you guys bring it back down over this side thank you thank you on your feet soldier [ __ ] there's a water fight oh oh oh can you guys stop being greedy oh oh my god oh my god go dude i'm about to win he's one shot he's one shot [Laughter] my brain just froze for a second that was great don't be greedy don't be greedy don't be greedy you son of [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] on behalf of the youtubers let us win yeah we're not you're not making content we're not important oh my god oh my god dude dude dude dude you're not gonna believe this dude oh for [ __ ] sake [ __ ] god damn it dude dude i'm going over oh my god you're trash dude okay one more one more one more come on come on oh my god get the pink going oh my god what are you doing [ __ ] it's like the titanic sinking over here oh look at me don't look at me cool head you gotta have a cool head you gotta train all of these guys dumb head no your feet i'm not having a very cool head right now i'm not winning oh dad don't look at me oh please dad oh i'm [ __ ] i'm through i'm thrilled dad i'm a degenerate dad dad i'm a dude i watch hentai i'm sorry dad oh chad move oh no are you out he's touching me [ __ ] this [ __ ] this was that the first one yeah sucks bro leave cringe judge why are we so annoying together we were i was [ __ ] playing me for you being [ __ ] all right good come on another one we gotta win they're hungry another one they're hungry in the chat they want wins why would you jump into one that's almost upside down scalare don't ever question me playing again that's like asking a pro player why you are inferior it's like asking ninja if he can stop thinking about time travel come on bro he's not gonna do that do you know what i'm doing it's just not possible it's not possible it's in the back of his head 24 7. does ninja play fall guys i hope so i'm playing as a ninja character tweet ninja right now that you're tweeting ninja character please ninja ninja please let's come back to youtube stream tweet item stream stream stream stream on youtube all right this one's easy if you lose at this one you shouldn't have been born just realized that here i wait what the [ __ ] did you say nothing i'm winning dead bed tell me your [ __ ] dad i will leave your ass so quick [ __ ] i'm gonna stream tonight i'm getting stream stuff dude dude i'm getting stream dude that's terrible oh let me oh i was on top of it you said you said you weren't supposed to be born all right so how does this work oh my god people keep knocking me into it no come on all right all right all right it's pure luck it's pure luck it's pure luck it's pure luck it's pure luck yes it's pierced right there i'm right there i'm right there i'm right there bro are you in are you bro are you in bro all i see is you bro all i see is you bro i closed my eyes and all i see all this is that w i i guess i guess we deserve to be bored i guess that's that's what mean that's what i was trying to motivate you positive reinforcement it worked you should feed me cracker next time i do even better the future don't feed me crack next time yes just give me a small crack pipe start with crack and then work your way to crack oh not the [ __ ] [ __ ] all right what's the tactic come on it's too greedy it's you have to be either first or nowhere um we're starting the last line cringe james just does not want us to have fun does it i'm already off i should not get your feet so ah it's okay we're we're at an advantage now why because everybody else is going to try and do this [ __ ] together and it's not going to work and we get the opposite side of where everybody's falling off damn you're i don't know what i don't know what i'm saying you're smarter than a lot of people bro you're smarter than you look oh god run my fellows yes get out of my way pineapple what kind of fruit are you a pineapple cringe trash all right i'm on the last one where are you are you winning i'm on the one before the last one stop being greedy i'm helping other people over here for [ __ ] sake come over here dumbasses god sometimes i just jump and my guy decides to do a backflip oh god oh god i'm so late dude this is cringe i'm posting cringe right now oh i'm posting i'm going to revoke your gamer card no no no no no no no no no no no i saw that i saw that that's cringe that's cringe laugh at me oh i shouldn't have jumped but it worked oh i'm gonna make it for everyone we're gonna make it bro so greedy i can't move anywhere we're going to make it bro we're going to make it bro we're going to make it bro i wait for you bro i see you bro please i see you bro i open my eyes bro i look at you bro i'm here bro don't [ __ ] come near me oh god okay i shouldn't have jumped i shouldn't have jumped i i bro bro cool hand i'm a cool head i'm a cool hand out cool bro cool head cool head bro bro cool head bro cool ahead grab everybody grab grab everybody at the end i'm grabbing them bro bro i gotta go on without you bro please play it on bro i believe in you i gotta believe in me bro i hate see-saw it's the worst watch your beating scramble next you hate vsauce dude yeah oh oh you got this you got this uh this is easy bro you got this a win for one is a win for all yeah we played this just you and me like offline and it's like oh cool that's fun going straight people watching now bro youtuber i can't even control it either i think i'm just yeah i don't know oh they're dude they're pushing me what the hell dude they're pushing me dude are you there triceratops on the blue yeah try star thoughts yeah they know it they know it's you for sure because they're scared of me which they should be they should be don't push me look at this guy look at this dude this dude look at this dude trying to push me you're good you're good you're good i'm good i'm good am i good though yeah are you are you good bro oh my goodness dude whenever you play this on playstation people go out immediately for some reason yeah i don't even know why kids play playstation real gamers play uh xbox no wait uh check out that check check out the jawline jawline check jawline check what is that because you're a chad oh yeah yeah of course a pc true god the music is annoying nice it's trying to throw you off don't let it oh no one can throw me up bro chad chad chad get it left chad oh god i was gonna go there damn that was close two more one more one more it ain't gonna be me ain't gonna be me oh you're good yeah all right we get it this is a win i can smell it it smells toasty oh you got two more rounds though what's the next one going to be oh no no problem dude it's going to be rocket league for sure all right there's rocket league pc masteries am i right guys cringe am i hearing the game through your microphone i'm so confused like i hear the game audio twice it's super [ __ ] annoying everyone's complaining and chance i'm sure it's fine this is annoying do you hear it do you hear it twice now yeah it's it ain't you okay oh it's rocket league all right that's right what's the strat uh somebody has to stay goalie okay you got goalies you're good all right offense offense i played this last night and i won 15-0 because people just gave up nice no no do not delete this nice uh we're all goalkeepers they can never score they they only have one goalkeeper so get the ball down there and you're good and then get ready for kickoff here we go here we go two nothing wrong with me three yeah here we go here we go here we go now yes cringe also why do you keep making dark knight rises reference you're a big guy so fun to say [ __ ] it yes yes get it blue i shouldn't have that blue oh they're playing only playing itself go shelf goal so cool i'll get the kickoff [ __ ] he got an epic kick off [Music] who [ __ ] that kicked off all right i got the kick off i got the kick up no i wonder if your hitbox is bigger my hitbox is bigger my biggest hitbox you've ever seen [ __ ] yeah you're right you know what you're right there you go there you go there you go chase it chase have it taste it oh chase it taste it center senator yeah i'm not doing anything i hate it dad i'm winning oh they almost scored oh dave dave dude dixon come on come on there you go there you go keep it in the air oh keep it going oh they scored twice why are you not telling me oh [ __ ] they did my goalkeepers suck suck you don't even have one anymore [ __ ] i shot it in oh your goalkeeper where's the chat where's the chat i'm done i'm i don't have time to play games i have to play more games wait i gotta restart the game it's so annoying i'm hearing the audio twice and it makes me wanna not do anything okay yeah okay do it all right the dinner is coming up this next one i have a strong sense of responsibility we were close you were close i was picking my nose back in the sidelines we're a team bro do you mean it yeah of course okay i need an epic outfit all right let's see if i can fix the stupid auto issue i didn't rage quit it's called a tactical quit tactical bailout tactical bailout bro never heard of it [Music] okay i'm inviting you no you need to invite me okay it was 4-1 it was close done it honestly could have been anyone's game who knows i left so i would never know yeah you can't lose if you don't see who wins you laugh you lose if you die wait what that's a fan suggestion for sure yeah yeah that's about the as good as it gets this guy it's uh jose or jose he's been asking for your life you lose for like four weeks jose not happening bro it's not happening dude forget about it just pry yourself to sleep oh it's like i haven't laughed in so long i keep losing i keep losing someone donated 400 seriously am i getting troll i'll read it a second will you play god of war again felix felix boy boy do you get it boy i got it i got that one actually i made it got a chocolate here oh [ __ ] god greedy greedy greedy greedy everyone's so greedy greedy queen we're just annoying in general it's not because we're youtubers yeah i was the last one on that [ __ ] oh i'm ahead now it's so much easier [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm way behind give me a [ __ ] beta i call you [ __ ] bad all i want beta you better believe it i'm being their beta about helping them go up because they're greedy god [ __ ] i hate you guys honestly [ __ ] beta behavior over here there it is this mode is just bangles bro there it is i'm on the last one bro i'm on the last one bro this is it thanks for sticking with my then i think all right here we go this is this is the worst i hate i really i realize what you got to do is you got trick people that you want to cooperate in reality just [ __ ] go for it and say [ __ ] you honestly it's like stupid you guys want to be friends haha [ __ ] you you think you can like coordinate something and then no you can't it's like hey we can all work together i'm holding people for you bro [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yeah [ __ ] you oh god everyone's jumping on this one now no no no don't do it oh no where are you do it you're on the last one don't do it hey i'm on the last one but everyone's being annoying yeah you ain't going nowhere you understand you understand you're not going anywhere you're not oh yeah oh yeah you know anything oh yeah oh bro i might be i'm i'm through bro i'm through bro go go go go make it bro we're in when make make it bro chad chad chad chad chad chad i feel like saying you're a chat is the most is the least chad it's the most chat it's the most chat because you're confident in yourself oh i see i see it was 400 indian dollars okay and i'll read it later cringe uh you know if it's an epic donation when the color changes yeah some people don't even super chat how do you know we're not referencing chad the country in africa then it's still chad yeah cringe all right this is child's play this one is so easy if you fail on this you might as well just install uninstall uninstall okay we're all running the same tile what's up bro oh hell yeah bruh all right great okay orange all right grape orange easy easy easy okay i stay on orange for now pushing me off though they're dude they're pushing me yeah which one is it which one is it it's not yet we haven't seen it yet [ __ ] pushing it's orange come here come here don't let them don't let them it's super annoying stop it stop all right what are we going banana banana okay grape cherry cherry apple banana down here no no no no no banana grape cherry don't change it okay just keep it in your head stop saying things okay okay oh [ __ ] off here here here here here oh okay oh god oh people actually failed cringe courage all right so what do we got uh apple apple watermelon banana oh lord okay you you have have them yeah i have these ones okay cherry watermelon grape please be one of those all right see here okay this is so much nicer when i have a friend to play with and why because then we only have to remember half of them each how's your memory bro terrible [ __ ] ape brain there's six things to remember there really yeah oh no all the fruits yeah oh yeah you just get lucky bro no i knew there were six it's five or six jesus what we got what we got oh team tail tag easy easy the tactic here is to not let your tail get taken okay i appreciate that thank you for that little tip there bruh [ __ ] idiot [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh sorry is i not muted oh am i yeah okay i'm gonna stay on the conveyor and go against it because two people with tails give me tail give me tail oh you got so many tails down here yeah oh come here red come here ready oh come on how am i not grabbing any of these i'm like right on them okay i got a tail later bro later bro i'm staying in the middle i'm staying in the middle mid strat mid lane strength dude no one's coming through the middle this is epic [ __ ] i landed on your [ __ ] ass licking [ __ ] he goes live and he just starts swearing again like that oh mercedes thank you hey god damn he took that like [ __ ] force pulled that off my ass yeah right [ __ ] lag come here why can't i lag and grab it lag and grab bro give me that tail boy give me that tail boy ow one more minute i can't wait that long yeah two minutes is agony in this game my tail got stolen i'm not a big guy i'm stupid i'm stopping i stole from teammate at least you have a tail i got a tail it's all good i'm sorry teammate dave did that for me [ __ ] [ __ ] nobody grabbed me but it didn't give him the tail all right okay blue or losing orange or losing that's good ow okay he doesn't have a tail he's coming to steal mine no not likely no stay away likely oh he took it but i took it i didn't take it back okay 10 seconds green oh we're losing [ __ ] [ __ ] i lost mine bro i lost dude dude i got it i still have nothing okay we're not losing we're not losing qualify no wait what we somebody lost their tail right at the end ah are you serious are you actually serious you sound like forcing i'm swedish in every syllable [Laughter] ah i tried to leave but it's [ __ ] [ __ ] up [ __ ] up last second snatch don't like that i don't like that we have to i hate the mode that i won was the one where it's all of you one person has the tail at the very end and whoever has it at the end of the timer wins and it's such [ __ ] it should be time based it's such [ __ ] did and everybody like you're trying to grab your dude and it's it's it's just lagging dude it's just it's slash dude stupid all right six consoles all right his name his name is also felix i know cringe oh squiggly camo hell yeah no one will even see you yeah you are the ugliest character i have ever seen bro my mom made this outfit for me yeah yeah is she dumb stupid or dumb yeah what the [ __ ] that yes okay dude okay dude i saw that uh people have been complaining online over what's more difficult youtube videos are streaming but we do both so uh cringe imagine complaining on the internet about [ __ ] anything yeah never done that right just sign a petition already and make it feel like you're doing something oh this one's easy i will maybe i will maybe i [ __ ] went dude wait i never done this easy just hit start streaming go blah blah blah blah blah stream oh all right well he said it guys that's not my opinion uh i would actually say that it's really tough to stream and it takes a lot of mental capacity and it's actually way harder than you think not everyone can do it it's literally not something anyone could do god everybody's pushing me so that's jack's opinion and i just want to say i do not align with that opinion that does not align with my views bro most people online don't even align with their own opinions that's true it's true ah the ball is fake what i squeezed through the ball what the [ __ ] i don't know i could do that yeah sometimes you can do that it's a tactic uh only if you're a streamer and work really hard you could do it [ __ ] god damn it [ __ ] do i have to let people know that i'm joking now as well yet yeah before people actually think that that was all right it's already been taken out of context dude take certo are writing an article already all right all right come on i'm right behind you dude come on dude hell yeah that's teamwork that's because we're youtubers and we work much harder than streamers it just comes naturally that's a streamer movie who's even complaining about this why is it actually youtubers and streamers complaining about it or is it just people no i i think it became a thing about react videos and then it kind of some people made it about what's harder youtube or streaming but i that's just like people deteriorating from the the conversation that's what i can make easy streams and easy videos and you can make streams in here yeah yeah exactly yeah and at the end of the day just do what you want to do and yeah and thank you for the bits and just like keep donating to the stream yeah thank you thank you for the super chats thanks for becoming a tier 3 sub and i will post pictures of myself one toe at a time you're ready to record again huh it wouldn't shut the [ __ ] up so yeah you wanna you wanna go make a video bro oh i fell right at the start i'm literally last oh no hot hot dog man [ __ ] yeah that's some challenge chad the country chad the country i did not think you were gonna finish the word country there why are people going now they are so annoying god god god stop [ __ ] no one likes you dude you're trash dude you're trash kid but i am a man all right guys work together here work together here work together stop jumping on the [ __ ] platform god [ __ ] yeah rising tide raises jump there there's not looking good for me dude oh get off it get off of you fat pigeon don't [ __ ] call me a fake [ __ ] pigeon oh god i fell i'm sorry i tripped i'm up again don't ruin this mother me this is my one chance yes on your feet soldier oh no [ __ ] yeah i'm in i'm not going to fail win win oh god why everyone jumps on that and they ruin both platforms yeah both are [ __ ] stop jumping you [ __ ] idiots stop just stop jumping i jumped i jumped and i failed [ __ ] i deserve to fail oh i am just gonna i'm a [ __ ] simp for these guys in this platform own your feet soldier please please [ __ ] this is not going well everyone is so greedy yeah i'm right behind you this is the worst place to be in because everybody wants it everybody's thirsty on your feet yeah okay we're working together now teamwork guys we can all make it together just don't be greedy they're just going to jump on that and i'll fall off okay [ __ ] that don't laugh at me don't laugh at me don't laugh at me oh what a hypocrite what do you mean oh no oh and the last one through he grabbed me let go of me you dirty [ __ ] i'm out i'm out did you qualify yeah no all right did you leave the match no i'm in it uh i'll wait i'll wait i want to see you do well nah let's leave [ __ ] no no i'm already gone all right thank you there's like 29 people left i don't care about that okay thank you it's probably gonna be egg scramble next and i'm gonna want to throw something that's chad [ __ ] right there guys you know stoicism taught me to always control my anger yeah i'm still still working on that one i was playing this yesterday on stream and everyone was like stoicism everybody you need it for this [ __ ] game don't [ __ ] call me oh the chat call you out yeah damn that's cold bruh all right win win top of the mountain top of the mountain to your left all we all will see is each other bro yeah lifting each other up holding hands rising high rising high rising above okay hit parade easy i just want a whole server full of these ones the obstacle courses yeah no games that's scary that's not just like luck of the irish yeah i don't even have that all i have is sheer raw talent oh i like that but isn't like a talent in a way no you know that quote it's strange the more i exercise or in practice the luckier i become oh it's so weird the more i try the better chances of my success are i'm in first bro no you're not no you're really first early first i see you bro i look at you and you're glowing bro uh do people know how physics works all right mid bro mid bro trying this is a mess oh god they all want to make it so bad it's oh i'm right next to you bro what's up what's up dude oh and i spinned it thank you i thought i turned around and look at you and give you a little wink that was sexing me all right first place yeah i always think man there's so many people here i'm not going to make it and then you're like 15th there's so many people allowed through yeah yeah in the first one but it's also we're also really good gamers that's true yeah that true daddy dude everybody in chat and in the comments tell us how amazing we are um yeah i want at least one nice compliment i just like an echo chamber it's really healthy for me yeah i told my mods to ban everyone that doesn't say something positive yeah monsieur i just don't want to be surrounded by yes men burn him right now fuzzy vibes only anyone all right i got a tail i got a tail i don't got a tail but i i got good vibes you know what i'm saying maybe i shouldn't steal from my teammates this time got him yeah this is really confusing one of our teammates has like a pink top he doesn't look super green i'm not sure if i can uh trust him okay another strategy is to stay with stay with people who have tails already okay because then they're not going to steal yours and other people might steal theirs instead okay i say that but i immediately go against 50 50 chance like i get it bro yeah and then if they take your tail you might be able to get the other person's tail back oh dude that's get it oh hey bro hey what's up okay i'm next to someone with that i'm just kidding is it me oh [ __ ] oh that was scary oh this is i got it hey you stole mine oh sorry bro sorry about that one bro [ __ ] why did i do that what a [ __ ] you don't even have it anymore i don't have it anymore i [ __ ] that [ __ ] god you're so annoying all right got it i got it oh my god people keep going by me and i keep missing the tails i'm the worst all right i gotta deserve to be hunted [ __ ] i don't i lost it bro he stole it from our green and i got it back immediately okay how much time is that [ __ ] 30 seconds okay blue or losing stay away from blues go away red go right red yes come on how is that even i am gonna come on come on come on come on 16 seconds okay we're not losing that's good so it's not my fault then how did he make that out of line we're good we're good we're good we're good qualified okay thanks to me thanks to me say thanks thank you fearless sorry i did nothing who's in touch i did nothing that was terrible i suck at this one yeah me too when i won it was that one at the very end with the tail and there was only three of us so it was super easy to stay away from everybody so i kind of feel like it doesn't count come on we both qualified this is epic yeah yeah okay easy easy please all right you stay pushing the ball i'm going straight to the end to [ __ ] with people what you push the ball i'm rushing ahead and when other people's balls come down i'm gonna block them okay okay okay okay all right soldier don't okay wait were you in pushing school oh they had the same tactic all right here comes orange ball i'm ready to stop it all right a red ball is struggling i'm stopping it i'm sacrificing my my life my life's on the line for this uh yeah we got [ __ ] we got [ __ ] we got [ __ ] over here okay orange are [ __ ] as well they haven't even left the starting block down i here even [ __ ] see there's so many okay red ball why are you not going we literally can't move they glocked up they locked up the ball it's the same with the orange ball so it's whoever breaks free first i think yeah but there's so many of the blue okay blue or oh why aren't blue gone through yet oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] orange is breaking free [ __ ] the ball is landing on my head they're smart they're smart i don't like it [ __ ] we're [ __ ] we're [ __ ] we're [ __ ] this is [ __ ] this mode sucks smooth brain okay orange is through focus on blue instead oh god get out of here oh man it's all over it's all over man i'll rather die than this happening oh my god damn it damn it the mode is terrible you gotta grab the guys blocking yours yeah people already picked up that strat that we were doing that's embarrassing oops yeah pretty much people are here for wins jack not for some measly sleesley potato sliced caesies you know what i'm saying okay well let's give it to them then let's give it to them all right you guys are hungry you guys are hungry what are you in the mood for what can we serve you whatever you guys want dude why are you still spectating am i yeah oh sorry sorry sorry about that bro i'm gonna have words with you when the stream is done don't leave discord okay we we have to talk no the [ __ ] i'm not your girlfriend [ __ ] off [Laughter] can't believe we'd say that on our anniversary like this unbelievable dude i'm i'm plugging out your xbox after this no no no all right we gotta go now thank you i said lyrics what's the lyrics to star wars again okay this one's easy if you fail at this point saying same i don't like it all right yeah if we don't qualify on this one then you might as well qualify in another life did you know that the person who runs the fall guys twitter is oliver age24 you remember him who's that again he that was a long time i heard that name you give him a shout out in the same shout out as me what the [ __ ] yeah he used to work for bosses studios that so yeah i think i remember that i used to be a youtuber drawing like bad pictures oh [ __ ] that's him yes yes yes yes yes that was a long time ago now i remember yeah now he works for fall guys well there you go small world well there you have it we should just message him and ask for skins in the game uh can i get a potato skin pewdiepie skin please i'll give you a shout out you probably pewdiepie wavy pattern hey bro remember that shout out bro women you're a cool you're for you did you do it it would it would be extremely painful it would be it would be extremely beneficial a mutual i don't know a mutual arrangement haha say the funding haha he do voice move down a bit oh my god no okay what's your strategy for this one why do we suck and you're better no we qualify yeah like chad is better than anyone shut the [ __ ] up chat shut the [ __ ] up what do you get uh is it even worth jumping on the first one because like look at this yeah maybe not it's probably better to wait i'm just going to attack actually i made it i'm in it because i'm chad chad chat chat chat chad you got to scream chad all over that's it that's how you do it you're saying chat chat chat chat dude damn you're way ahead now you're not [ __ ] this up for me dude you're not you're just not i will not okay i passed the first two [ __ ] you betas [ __ ] virgins [ __ ] up oh dude i'm on the last one hell yeah dude i've never been this good on this one i realize the stratus is just not be nice to other people fine the greedy wins literally all right i'm in dude i got third what the [ __ ] damn how'd you get third when it says only two qualified because there was one if i went and i would have been third i'm not going in yet oh i'm waiting for my bro bro i see you bro i'm on the way back here hello hello i [ __ ] suck i'll i'll inspect you dude we got 69 likes on the stream sorry chad i take it back you're wonderful chat chat chat chat chat is this you are you no i'm okay i'm right at the end qualifying bro oh i see you bro you're glowing bro not grabbing me [ __ ] nice see i picked the track yeah i picked the cactus skin so they can't grab me yeah that's smart your mom is smart i said dumb before no she's not she gave birth to me she's an idiot self-roast bro potato i taste better roasted i told marcha what potato is in swedish and she thought it was the hilarious but i don't think it's funny what is it that sounds made up no it's real but tarties put out these mom i'm thinking about patotties for dinner what do you think an irish it's protei party yeah oh nice wait which one is this you just jump right yeah oh this is easy we're gonna you know if you jump on each other if you jump on each other's heads you can get up on the side and dodge everything oh really oh is that what they're trying to do yeah i watch stream fails it's whatever uh we're gonna make my god we gotta make it so obnoxious yeah right i hate it i hate the pushing mechanism yeah just leave that for the like tail tank modes you're good you're good you're good you're good come on triceratops you got this you're like how do you fail on this tell me how why even put that in there how do you fail at this it's gonna get harder last 30 seconds i know and if these things get you they just stick to you and you never get up again you're done done oh yeah i'm done i'm done yeah i got stuck i got [ __ ] i got [ __ ] stuck literally you said it you [ __ ] said it and it happened this is so [ __ ] dog [ __ ] [ __ ] how do you lose at this one oh clip it clip it see you on reddit not in the mood all right let's see you do it then dude i'm a [ __ ] legend at this game legend 27 how do i even know who i'm expecting yeah why doesn't it prioritize friends because it's a good game where you get stuck in the floor dude cringe how did you lose this yeah i'll win it for i'll win it for us bro win for me bro ah that dude has skeletons on him yeah that's probably why he qualified a knight in uh i just want to say that wasn't like uh i thought it would be funny to do the thing that you said and then i did it so it's a little it's a joke it's a different content content you know what it is all right you can win it i believe i just got to make sure i inspect you yeah i'm the cactus i played this before yeah i got you i played this before and my tactic was like i'm just gonna be patient and then i got left behind completely oh god where's the star to this okay there it is what are you doing yeah i'm just waiting for people i'm not going yeah but that's what i did and then they left me dude nice nice jump are you are you insane [ __ ] dude i'm cracked oh my god look at all these blocks what was that shut up okay i'm trying here don't you dare try and grab me you [ __ ] okay i'm literally just gonna wait for them to figure it out i'm not doing anything else from here on yeah that's what i did be careful you should be on the last block just so you can jump yeah okay okay go go nice dude nice that tricky little gap at the very end no it's not so tricky i never fell at it i actually never failed you just failed before you get to the round shut them don't they don't know if they just clicked on the stream okay okay that's felix right there next to me see yeah yeah dude they don't know if you're spectating or not you're good just just say it's you bro okay bro i mean okay here we go is this the finals all right don't jump showdown's back jump shot down final first time final because we just started that's why first round first round let's go let's get it let's escalate and scat okay so this was only added back in like two hours ago what do you mean they removed this from the game this mode why oh [ __ ] how do you know so much about follow them on twitter cringe you didn't even have a twitter i mean nice that's cringe plato came to me in a dream and i was like uh can't have twitter anymore oh my god this [ __ ] sucks don't you i know it [ __ ] oh [ __ ] god the floor disappears now this [ __ ] sucks but why did they remove it i don't know i think it was kind of broken or something okay i see how it is oh well it's much better now no oh no everyone's just gonna lose on the same oh yeah you're not gonna win bro oh [ __ ] you're not gonna win bro you [ __ ] oh god yeah you have to pick your own i think i could pay attention okay i don't want to see the winner i don't care turn it off turn it off no turn the tvs off no i want to see who wins cringe jack didn't win cringe it says i have one win though no i just have one crown that it's not me to win [ __ ] yeah i got sex without that too yeah that's cringe can't even buy anything with one crown can you no that's full of suck that's a good that's a good final yeah but i the floor disappearing like that it's just pure random look then yeah it's just final round should always be skill based yeah you should tweet that to them i should i have a twitter i have a big following that i can abuse send someone's way and bully them make sure you make them um make them cry so they understand you're not [ __ ] around i should start a hashtag too so it'll trend and more people can see it [Music] all right this is the easiest one i never failed this if you fail at this you better that's exactly how it is i only failed once at this and that was earlier on when everyone was watching so that's embarrassing okay here we go here we go here we go here we go now i'm literally winning bro i see you bro look at my eyes bro oh [ __ ] the [ __ ] yellow thing got me uh-oh winning bro winning team stop pushing me nerds dude i'm winning by a lot what happened what the [ __ ] use the tactic fall down win game oh you idiot you [ __ ] me you [ __ ] me god damn it oh god i'm lagging are you winning not anymore what happened no did you get hit by the balls how did he get hit by the ball oh like i don't even know it was such a it almost happened again [ __ ] yeah i'm not gonna make it i'm not gonna make it there's way too many yeah leave leave before [ __ ] that's ever embarrassing that's so much because no one can sing you had to say i'm a pigeon now it doesn't matter ready ready just ready no one knows okay i'm i'm i'm not a i'm not a beta stop to call me better that's not funny that's not funny guys you shouldn't say mean stuff from the in there you could hurt people's feelings have you thought of that yeah you [ __ ] morons yeah how dare you say anything [ __ ] mean to me you should yeah [ __ ] think about think about his feelings dude they're calling you beta cringe damn i got through so oh oh did you yeah oh yeah oh did you literally have video proof oh really okay this one's easy see those propellers go right between where it's showing there you never get hit what do you mean when it's the three propellers go between the two right ones right where they connect what do you mean okay just [ __ ] lose then just want to know what you mean where the blades are overlapping the propellers yeah but what do you mean okay i'm done talking to you i'm just gonna win instead what are you saying oh if you're so good why am i winning bro literally right beside me literally winning that fight oh my god it's tossing around like a [ __ ] pedal i'm fine so how do i get right next to the edge you don't it's cringe all right only people who think they're awesome at the game grab the edge see right through right through the propellers right here right between where they connect and you never get hit okay so oh i got it i got it what the [ __ ] you're lying son of a [ __ ] never never [ __ ] you [ __ ] light him why am i swearing so much sorry you lied okay i did get hit i did get here did you go between the two on the right or the one on the left uh right but i still made it bro so it's okay i'm not mad or anything i'm just kind of just don't do that again oh god god they're so cringe like if other people would stop touching me i would like this game so much more yeah it's so [ __ ] annoying if you play this game and you wait at the finish line to stop other people you have problems i've done it a couple times but i do know i have a problem are you thrilled it's always done i'm through elon musk if you're watching tweet me orange [ __ ] imagine liking elon in august of 2020 hey you take that back forever forever don't care [ __ ] you forever stan forever got tesla stock and they test even if he tweets stupid [ __ ] all the time forever sim no no they're not always stupid take that back take that back sometimes he posts something about tesla okay what's next what's next what's up you say things about me uh mike lechowski face or whatever okay krachowski you say sting by elon you're done apologize ever all right he's never gonna play fall guys with you dude stop trying elon please tweet me i want to play forget with you please i can't wait until he actually tweets something about fall guys you know what's going to happen uh-huh yeah when tomorrow all right ellen you wanna might wanna schedule your next tweet you might wanna warm up those thumbs there elon all right it's gonna get hot think about the retweets we're going to make an alien i do not want to be near other people on this level yeah it's fun and i immediately go where everybody is dude this music slaps you think so i think it's super annoying okay you you [ __ ] rude man i don't tell you man oh god he's touching me he's [ __ ] touching me and i i've gotten so close to falling off multiple times yeah me too that was really close wait so that many more has to get eliminated it just keeps going yep oh god kill me then yeah i wish this one was timed as well yeah okay eight more people have to go out [ __ ] hell boom boom this music sounds like a spiral or crash bandicoot level okay only six more yeah it hasn't changed four more easy easy easy oh god oh god i hate this uh two more one more nice nice yeah i did it on a stream for like a couple of hours and i never went back to it for some reason this is too much story in the beginning it's kind of hard to yeah i think you'd like it though i think i would like to stream you think so yeah so much meme potential i know that the meme is there but uh slime time this is my mode i never done this what do i do okay so slime is rising i'm winning i don't know i don't need advice from someone when i'm winning okay i'm winning okay okay i'm [ __ ] winning what do you do just don't just don't get it what are you doing get knocked in what are you doing right next right next to you bro what are you doing right next to you bro oh my god oh my god oh my god somebody grabbed me don't grab jack man this is my mode dude i got this oh god they're so annoying and i hate them oh no oh no is this over am i gonna have to like face the [ __ ] firing squad no no i'm out why what happened are you [ __ ] serious i i miss time to ah i've never lost that [ __ ] mode no [ __ ] hurry i'm trying to find you how do i do these barrels like what's the strat i don't even know where you are i didn't why not where are you i'm the pigeon are you [ __ ] off oh you're a pigeon now not a are you being grabbed yes oh god oh oh god all right it's okay you'll spend your time this isn't even really about qualifying because a lot of people will end up just falling off oh lord all right the rest is easy you just gotta make sure you take your time i don't let these dudes grab you but he's grabbing me they're so [ __ ] annoying oh my god [ __ ] that guy [ __ ] that guy [Music] don't even care stoicism bro dude i just face my mortality every day anyway whatever pain life throws at me is i can endure it i saw that coming too you're not you're not slick whoever tonight you ain't slick you ain't [ __ ] slick you [ __ ] you [ __ ] the same as the rest of us you're not special [ __ ] what [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm leaving i'm leaving i already left i didn't leave yet because i was so angry bad game uninstalled oh i got a no bro if i get if i make it to level 10 i get the 1000k things huh epic i know that means but cool all right redemption arc coming right up i got it i got it now got it now got it now this is the one bro this is the one bro okay you got it i got it you got it dude i you got it i'm chill i'm chill yeah i got it yeah you got it i got it yeah yeah [ __ ] oh no you don't got it bro i don't i lost it bro i'm gonna be honest with you bro all right okay i got a strong feeling about uh okay all right so this is the strat here it's right here is to wait for all these [ __ ] i ain't waiting i'm greedy yeah i got off a bad start and now i'm gonna lose and i'm angry no no no no no you're good you're good you got this strong strong strong boy strong let's let those [ __ ] go on that one there you go oh no i'm not going on that oh actually never mind i think i will i think i'll summer over here for a week there we go there we go there we go can i make it right oh yes they fell nice there's almost no one with me now so yeah i see you you're far ahead dude it's kind of in the clear you're like you're like the wind right now bro dude eight percent speed of light i shouldn't have done that bro now i have to simp for these dudes oh my god you idiots stop jumping on it [ __ ] yeah i like the dudes who are in the front because they kind of know they're going through so it's all just like yeah after you bro yeah it's so much nicer in the back it's like a black friday so i was like no i'm running i i'm not gonna make it bro you're gonna make it there's loads of time i see you i see you i wave that's not a wave there it is no i'm so close i'm sweating i'm sweating bro you got it you got it you're better you're better you're good he's one shot okay [ __ ] i can't do it i need the inspiration song okay this dude is trying to push me over into the finish line you're better you got it i hate how i have to help these guys they're so stupid they're just they're just going to steal all your [ __ ] now okay go go go go go yes yes yes yes yes yes no no no you got it you got it you got it you're serious come on hitting i was bumping your chest bro i was bumping it i don't know bro sounds kind of weird what you did bro no not like that not like that i mean it's fine oh just i wasn't ready for it not like that no no okay okay big game big games big games what is it all right give me hoops i like the hoops i want the hoops or nothing i guess what the [ __ ] oh no we made it but at what cost all right memory easy three tiles you gotta remember three tiles every time apparently what the [ __ ] okay i'm in the back that's good oh i'm in the back too so i got the four on the left okay watermelon banana okay i'm waving at you bro which one do you weigh with so there's emotes on that i'm too focused remembering watermelon banana right now so don't talk to me no no i pressed e because you said emo say the number keys no you said i did not you said you said i can't with you right now i did not say e check why i totally always focus on bananas as well i told you i was well it was watermelon on bananas unbelievable you said the number keys i heard ease of course you did i did it's not the fault of mine jack superior stay jack jack's the best jack i love him wish i could kiss his chest ew ah this is the pure luck one yeah i want to qualify so bad we're gonna do it all right all right let's go i was pressing the e button again [ __ ] so it's not i didn't even know e made you dive yeah right i thought it was just right click i thought it was uh all right here we go epic door this is one bro uh he worked straight all the way through the door straight all the way hell yeah bro get it again sniff it out sniff it out what is it [ __ ] i only ain't that one cringe oh my god i'm stuck back here with the [ __ ] herd of cattle yeah if you get the cattle you ain't you're in the squad you're all sheep oh is this one oh hell yeah if you dive out through it people kind of push you out oh god there's okay i could win i could win i couldn't left left left don't forget to jump it oh no you don't need to jump at the end of this one don't forget to jump i'm gonna i'm gonna jump bro top ten top ten top ten top ten top i was fifteen top fifteen bro bro you're just dude clap i cut for you bro i clap for you bro cause you're amazing oh dude together we can accomplish anything i feel like we are stronger if if individual bad team good dude apes together strong [Music] are you calling me april no no no apes one time bro yeah i remember yeah is that where we all ate we all know it who cares it's a champion there's a chain you sh chant it's a chain it's a shame you can't oh actually i'll ask you in a second uh it's a shame you can't play this lion because that would be really cool yeah to shame this game is not good i mean sorry shame this game it's so good please give me skin they're never gonna give me skin that's too controversial let's get rid of it it'll be a ninja skin before mine oh pewdiepie uh some people don't like him so no he can't have skin come on show your shad fallout fallout boys whatever whatever this game is called i'm a big fan all right sugar we're going down swinging bro uh press e for emotes and then you go faster to be chad that's actually good oh hey bruh especially for chat for chat go to other streamers and tell them hey emotes are on e on a level where he makes sense that's a good troll f4 [ __ ] is so all that for some dead meme i cringe every time i see it yeah there's too many buttons to press that gives people time to think about it oh god i might is this it for me oh [ __ ] no oh oh holy [ __ ] macaroni smelly [ __ ] dude you're italian your your italian's getting better thank you bro that was insane [ __ ] clip there three more three more jesus christ two more two more we're good oh no oh no yeah oh this is it okay we're in bro no no one more one more one more i climb for you because you're amazing i crave for you because you amazing you the snack are we bro are we cringe yeah definitely this whole thing is green we're making crazy compilation bro do you ever go in being like man no it's gonna be different today it could be mature i'm not gonna be cringe today i gotta be cool you ever wake up no i'm not gonna be cringe today yeah not not today no i've decided against it and then hit record today i'm not gonna make the top reddit cringe compilation page yeah front page not today bro not today i'm going to be irrelevant today i've decided yeah that's the that's the tactic you need to be self-aware cringe yeah yeah yeah if you're self-aware dude it's so epic you can get away with anything all right um say middle front yeah but why did i die last time because if the thing on the bottom hits you it kind of like you kind of get stuck in it and then you can't jump yeah but how do i avoid it you jump first for [ __ ] sake it's not that hard how did your brain get so large explain at large it's wrinkle more wrinkled more smart ah [ __ ] i keep ironing my brain bro i wake up blow dry my hair iron my brain smooth out those wrinkles bro smooth brain i used to talk about i use a steamer actually okay okay okay here he comes here comes [ __ ] you i'm not gonna epic all right cool on top that was great all right hey do it again oh [ __ ] dude dude you're popping off right now i am going left and right and up and down and dude i am falling and i can get up oh my god everybody else hitting you though is so annoying okay and last 30 seconds is a [ __ ] gauntlet what does gauntlet mean in english it's like it just keeps coming at you [ __ ] get on the gauntlet get up soldier on your feet like this this is the gauntlet look at it go so hard so problem all right cool cool cool cool don't patronize me because i could fail this easily please let me do it i'm gonna hype myself up more than anything oh god okay oh that was close oh my god dude there's not that many of us left yeah we got a lot of people jesus christ all right this is it all right we've been together all this time but now we've been nine top stop then now i hate you then jack's a guy more like jackson uh dude this is the roast the roast part three part three but you wait did we do it iron your brain dumbass oh no we're together on this one nevermind i love you bro i love you bro i always said it bro let's go teamwork bro never deny it all right all right uh shoot i go okay okay okay i'm terrible at it but at least i'm here yeah yeah yeah easy first goal done easy pc squeeze my okay kick off kick kick off kicker okay i got this ball oh got the kick out of here suck my tits off no [ __ ] [ __ ] don't hit it dude don't hit it dude i got it i got it i got it no i'm not hitting it i'm not hitting it i'm ready for the kickoff uh no no no no i fell i fell in the hole you posted cringe bro no oh i'm the [ __ ] cringiest grab him not the ball [ __ ] okay uh bro other way [ __ ] sake this is going terribly yeah oh my god both balls are here get up this is bad this is bad no it's good so bad oh that's great that's a great bounce on that one no [ __ ] bangles around here bro bangles i'm just going to grab their goalkeeper nice nice that's set up that's set up centered centered tactic oh oh no don't send those balls back here i'm not ready god sometimes i swear i don't understand the physics of this perfect game bro send it off to esports it's ready [ __ ] [ __ ] it boys [ __ ] dude you're so jersey with this thank you josie was [ __ ] right now okay we might get one here damn it yeah right oh watch out for that guy not today bro oh you got plane [ __ ] okay it's it's just going to go into overnight [ __ ] oh yeah this is good if it's in overtime first goal wins oh this is good is that good well the ball is on their side so it seems like it might be good oh god i hate this so anxious we [ __ ] up they got it they got it they got it no no that's really bad batman oh god yes dude that was amazing that was amazing oh no come on come on gamers come on there you go there you go there you go yes yes that one that one that one that one's going in [ __ ] come on oh come on it's so close so close so close so class i'm back here i'm waving at you bro motivation suck loss bro all right i'm grabbing your [ __ ] ass i'm grabbing your [ __ ] ass come here i'm grabbing oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] they're coming and grabbing i got him i got him he's done nice nice he's done and nice he's done you're done get it blue get it blue nice get it out it worked holy [ __ ] yes yes yeah hell yeah [ __ ] orange they're yellow they're yellow whatever they're not blue that's what's important oh big wrinkle plain that's what wrinkles does okay we can work together to get this last one wait what is it this is the one whoever has the tail at the very end wins okay which is complete [ __ ] because i feel like it should be based on whoever has it the longest tweeted so if i just say it in a stream to millions of people and said okay who has it orange guy over here has it get him get him pin him off nice now i can keep people away from you a win for one is a win for all a win for one win for all okay just go just go just go i got him i got him i got him [ __ ] those guys god two minutes is way too [ __ ] long no stop him nice got it i got it i gotta win for one this win i got him okay dude i am a legend at this wait till you see i got him all right they're not him near you bro good good good good oh my god my camera [ __ ] are you [ __ ] kidding me how did he just teleport that to his hands got it bro oh god i almost took it from you good good good good good good god i'm nervous dude this could be it's all good bro it's all good bruh nice oh [ __ ] i got hit oh bro i'm not there get off it get off it no no no no no no no no no it's pro strats post not gonna work they're if they the lag will just let them take it from you oh [ __ ] the lag bro told you bro it showed me grabbing him it made the sound where is it where is he he turned the firing far in fahrenheit he's up on him oh i can't get there [ __ ] come on come on i don't even know you can go there smoke him out smoke him out send him my way oh you got him [ __ ] 20 seconds what is he doing come on i want it oh you're so close are you serious are you serious i'm spamming the button you're not supposed to spam it bro [ __ ] it's all over where'd he go [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you all right doesn't even matter sucks suck [ __ ] that was fun though yeah ggs everybody that was good the leg i got [ __ ] by the leg every time goddamn boy i'm so close to get my thousand case so close you can get it i believe in you i believe it's you are you are you like down for more or always really bro yeah bro hell let's go bro we can do a few more rounds gamers stay winning gamers win win win we were close we got a taste there that was a little nibble that was a little desert what is it called eskar no uh a pair of teeth apparently oh david's playing should we get there and a moose boosh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah backing up bro backing up bro uh invite players uh david they saw the booster there he is got adam discord um i looked for added added him oh yeah this hello hello hello hello hello hello hello we're live don't say bad word okay cool not that you normally do just saying okay great all right he's totally calling you out right now dave in background real bad guy if you can last for 10 seconds uh we're live [Music] [Laughter] hello if you if you could just mute dave such a such a loaded sentence we're live don't say anything bad instead of just saying we're lying are you saying dave says bad words all the time yeah i do have a problem cringe we all have problems okay i think this is easy see dave see where those two propellers are about to meet there but but like where right where the blade tips are about to tip each other but like where that works he keeps asking me that and he [ __ ] it up and i'm sick of him should we just wait and show him no because then we lose because he sucks but like where i qualified last time that's nice but i qualified first how many have you got so far ten nine ten nice oh i meant nine plus ten right that's what i thought i thought you meant until since you like joined the call oh right the [ __ ] i wasn't even touching it okay i guess i'm climbing in this one can't believe ah the [ __ ] propeller come on man all right all right you guys through yeah nice oh [ __ ] you're right you don't even have to jump on that propeller bit nope hey dude oh dude [ __ ] big balls on you me yeah you just went straight forward i was like okay time this i forgot that that was there bro what i keep saying bro i'm so [ __ ] annoying bro i don't think you're annoying open your eyes bro all right we're qualified you guys saying it makes me less annoying yeah okay dave top 10 dave what character are you top 10 i'm done so man okay i'm trying to find you top 10. now i could totally get this i could totally get this which character you at bro oh there you go you're through now right nearly nearly walking towards the finish line yeah yeah yeah don't let that guy grab you [ __ ] that guy no no oh he almost [ __ ] that up for you no i would have been so mad for you if he did that yeah this is easy how much like you have control over this one like how much it feels like when you lose it you feel like it's your fault you know you you know that's sorry i like these obstacle course ones it should just be all these no [ __ ] egg scramble no bald [ __ ] sick of it no who is dave we found him on street in 1954 okay easy kind of looks like a homeless guy right now his parents were leaving the cinema unfortunately dave and there was a burglar at the back alley dude your improv skills are crazy yeah you're picking up skills even better shut the [ __ ] up [Laughter] oh [ __ ] i'm i'm winning dude [Music] you know what all right i actually think this is the most skilled based one out of all of them i clap for you bro we clap for each other yeah good job good yule bro can you turn on kurosawa mode too much color it's just lightning and wind in the background all the time okay easy roll out dude now we have three of us we filled the server even more higher chances that's true dude simple math uh i don't okay dave you're the dinosaur you're right now i see you that's right yeah i see you bro dinosaur right i'm the pigeon oh you're the pigeon i've always been man i always has been i'm the cactus oh [ __ ] this bad this bad grabbing me man son burnt pickle uh you just got to find a group that's wholesome and doesn't hurt each other find a group [ __ ] that was close good advice for life really yeah this is tough ones over here usually the edge is easier some of these ones are so much harder if there's a bunch of people okay six people are out so we're almost halfway i like when you find the one that goes on forever yeah right you can just you can just kind of chill out for a bit yeah it finally happened on this side [ __ ] no one's going out is there a time nope just until we hit 13 eliminations damn yeah oh my god i went on the [ __ ] smallest one i've ever seen what is this there's a there's a dude who has like a red top and a like bare bottom and he keeps trying to pull people off stay away from him he's he's he's mean toxic toxic okay this is a good one that's a good one okay we're 9-13 brody thank you so much brody thank you oh why did i try so hard on that one what the [ __ ] oh can people can people really start going out please come on okay purple's good okay ten oh god maybe we should stop being toxic dame no i'll [ __ ] it up first thing to the dark side okay two more come on oh someone's gone are they oh i thought they were this is going on forever just one more one more yes yeah well done boys well done job gamers gamers epic thank you so much do you think it's gonna be football or ex didn't react good enough for brody brody you're a real bro thank you so much okay you're the [ __ ] man you're the [ __ ] man all right people wish they were you brody damn i wish i was brody it is a cooler name than dave at least yeah yeah too real the most common name okay i'll stay in gold smith uh we want the most amazing of this just blocking their goalkeeper maybe that's a strat yeah all right i'll be goalie somebody grab goalie and somebody's striker there's too many goalies though damn what a bounce there's only one now so they're called oh grab their goalie okay i'm going towards that [ __ ] do some goalie grabbing ah [ __ ] [ __ ] you got this boys you got this boys make me proud boys on your feet on your fate boys oh oh open goal open goal go up and go they're about to do battle in an open field okay now we grab goalie now we'll grab a goalie yes go baby okay get ready for kickoff oh we have two people there good oh yes yes yes two goals two goals okay get ready for kickoff again yes oh he he was ready yes it's a good one oh hi guys we're killing it the realest the illest killing the game kill oh oh watch out guys watch out guys right over me it's all right we scored it we scored as well we scored as well as long as there's no gold egg or some [ __ ] we should be okay wait there one didn't count they got a gold but it didn't count oh no it's counted wow really bro really [ __ ] i shot it backwards i'm so sorry about that bros that's good that's good that's fine we got we got defenders we got defenders yes we scored again we started again we got midfielders this is crazy i've never been so high scoring on this on this one really bro brody wrote again hype i'm biggest fan brody yeah what are you guys doing thank you thank you okay i'm too focused on the game brody but thank you so much oh another goal dude we're killing it all right this one oh god they got the gold no that's just a weird ball that's a football golden egg no you're a big egg it's a golden eager i want to see that remain 7-1 cringe dude oh can we get this one get the weird one oh almost still totally counts bro's mom is gonna be pissed no brother's mom safe investment thank you your son is wonderful thank you thank you bro he's going to college for sure he's going to college and chad isn't yeah get [ __ ] you bunch of degreeless swine do you guys both have degrees i do nice degree gang totally finished mine yeah hot hot dog degree [Music] okay remember you have to actually press shift to grab the crown at the end not just jump into it remember lads whoever loses gets shot delete chain are we all going the same [ __ ] route all right could be anyone's game it could be anyone's game could be anyone what the [ __ ] is happening with this this is oh this is it oh i got shot i'm feeling it i'm way out in front oh dude jack [ __ ] oh you still got it jack oh oh no no my god oh my god oh my god [Music] the guy who was trying to pose us off the other level one goddamn oh second twice in a row oh man that was a great game gamers gamers gamers gamers saw class no i think i can do one one last one one last one okay okay do it for brody this is for brody that was so damn close well at least we were top five top three yeah if i didn't get hit by the ball i would have had it yeah well i was in front of you you weren't yes i was yes you i was a trailblazer on that one it was lag chad said it chad said as well in fact like this game has been lagging for like three weeks for me if you're new in the live stream we have uh uh how many wins do we have so far how many how many have i counted well no 13 not 12. i think there was a number uh chubs where the [ __ ] you been mate welcome back how many wins 20 at least how many counts every every round you qualify is a win [ __ ] oh this is terrible you get yeah sometimes you jump right but then there's just so many people you're like oh god sometimes it helps you though and it like pushes you to the end so how do you skip the box oh you do like that okay got it you just gotta be good oh god i got stuck on the fan i hate that dave you're so far ahead yeah oh damn you guys are gonna qualify not me this is cringe i'm going to try you will i'm posting cringe right now oh dave dave it's not going to work man it worked whoa dude he's off the hizzle the hazel the sizzles oh my god if you guys push me off i i will post cringe don't do it bro it's not worth it bro second place nice yeah let go of me you peppermint i'm definitely qualifying definitely uh no you're not i'm [ __ ] okay 14. take it take it i got it i got a rough start i got a rough start take it take it out really the illidan fella the illa is the realest kid let's go real estate pillars hey oh boy boy looks like we got some gamers coming in oh you're holding everybody back ain't happening [ __ ] it's not a cringe compilation live stream please stop saying cringe stop it's not funny mario party but with 60 players kind of yeah it feels like we've been playing more party again it's fun it's a good game it's good [ __ ] i want a mode in this where you get power-ups is this the way you can like steal no no this one is too stressful i can't i can't do it i can't this would be a fun game if you got to do teams that were like just four people like 20 teams of four people or something yeah because even now like we work together as a team on most of them but at the end it's still technically only one of us wins no we win together that's that why would you say that that [ __ ] only one of us ends up on podium bro what the [ __ ] did we're a team what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] did we played again what if what the [ __ ] dude i think that dude the last one is in this game no no kill him no no hey bro hi you something in the middle there you were in a weird spot there oh my god he might be is he grabbing people i'm grabbing people now too someone's got to die bro oh no we've lost him did you get one no but it was close i feel bad yeah you sounded like you felt bad i feel terrible i feel so bad hey don't [ __ ] touch me oh sorry i was you forgot branch big red arrow above your head oh sorry forgot oh sorry i forgot how game work sorry oh felix what are you doing uh cringe bro somebody what are you doing i'm winning oh this one's fast oh i don't like that let's stay on blue it's nice uh so really you just gotta change platforms instead oh my god stop crapping me i won't say it i won't say it that's gotta be say what your mom is um i'm trying not to be toxic we qualify because teamwork all right this is it this is the dinner we got it this is the round this is the round bye bye stinkies oh [ __ ] off cringe uh how do i mutes i don't know all right adeline rodriguez it's been fun for seven years thank you for the content thank you ellie thank you so much very generous of you thank you for supporting egg scramble favorite let's pick a team to just screw over okay all right who do we hate uh whatever what if we're red this is accurate this is some point all right blue yeah we don't forget the eggs in the beginning though uh how the [ __ ] do i keep forgetting there's a tactic where if you go into the opposing team you can jump and just throw the eggs right into the middle and then someone else can grab them from the middle okay we hate blue blue stink sorry whoops huh there's still eggs in the middle why is everyone so slow at this time let go of it my guy we're on the same team okay cool we're all we were all level there for a second give me that gold it's scary i got the gold all right it's my goal time to abuse blues oh sorry we have no one on defense guys please oh my god the physics just breaks in the defense please okay i'll head back for defense dude defense there's no one stop okay i'm coming oh gold egg that's our egg that's our egg yes yes throw it oh my god we're losing guys but by the way we're losing by the way no we're not orange is losing yeah that changed and that can change fast blue is blue it's [ __ ] us over it is so annoying nah i got him i got him i'm here i'm here bro good okay i grab gold egg and i hide in base nine eight oh we got this nice good job boys well playing well playing well played i grabbed the wrong egg i grabbed the wrong egg all right yeah good defense but good team spirit good good vibe that whole time through that i felt really good yeah that whole point where we were racist against one color worked out great is it what was that you guys pushed i'm going straight to the end to [ __ ] them over yeah you said that last time bro and it didn't [ __ ] work well it's not my fault you guys can't push fast enough all right we need pushers and we need steers okay i'm pushing we need to steer from to the side here okay we're we're winning we're good we're good no anymore no anymore there we go oh god we're losing all right it's all down to you okay i'm stopping blue i'm stopping blue and orange at the same time okay we got it we got it we got it we got it that's clear stop the other one has an unfair advantage on this because the red here will just stop for a second when it hits the pole and then it takes a while to go in so if the blue and the red get exactly the same with blue goes in first uh all i know is we qualified so i'm not listening yeah i honestly didn't listen either wait what are you saying it doesn't matter say it we're team okay so you see the pole there watch the blue wall it'll hit the pole and go in oh it just okay it's slightly dead but yeah if it's right in the side it takes a little longer no unfair game unplayable it almost feels like the remote is better we're top 10 gamers again back to back it's happening live z back to back this is the one it's like we're gamers or something okay it's going to be the tail grab for sure this is not the final is it it is oh yep okay this one changed no if your disappears yeah we know we know we know if we all spread out then our chances are way higher right hey i'm just [ __ ] saying it like it is man all right i'm i'm not saying next okay you stay there dave i'll go over here okay wait oh god all right cool all right zone defense we got this all right dude oh my god he grabbed me these guys suck all right we're splitting two now dave is in the superior one or is it jack it's jack i've got three over here yeah yeah but i've also got four people so it's annoying yeah we're done we're done yeah that kind of sucks that you're just out [Music] all right come on come on come oh no come on jack you got this oh god easy easy oh my god why stay so far away oh god you're making me nervous come on jack come on come on jack jack jack jack jack think about how chad it will be to win oh it's none of them are falling now think about the testosterone supplements anymore bro you're getting lifetime supply oh that's a that's a tough one dude how did the other dude get through it oh bro that's that's a yx man [ __ ] dude i can't all right well that's that's rough that's that's rough but so is life good game all i'm thinking is like what would marcus aurelius do you know it's a [ __ ] this [ __ ] this game that's how he controlled his own yeah marcus aurelius [ __ ] them kids [ __ ] gigs that [ __ ] i jumped i swear i jumped alright boys good game nice gg classic all right catch you on the flipsies i had to end it on the cringe all right bye all right that was so fun what a great impromptu stream that was i didn't really read chat but i'll uh have a moment of solitude with your boys if you feel like hanging around uh dave off the map yeah i should have done that i was thinking about that i think all of them disappeared except that red one so i got nothing to read well if you donate and i didn't see it i'm sorry we're just focusing on the game having fun and i hope it was entertaining for you guys i had [ __ ] blast oh there's 151 hi everyone hope you are doing well from taco tommy thank you taco tommy no i'm gonna i gotta eat dinner uh [Music] but i'll be back with more streams thanks for watching that was a blast all right take care guys subscribe check out merch take a shower you know what i mean breakfast

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Id: dHhiD6t_bW4

Length: 136min 4sec (8164 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 13 2020

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