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what a bays pod bays how the our all you how y'all you choke choke got Joe deters doing hope everyone's doing well happy Tuesday welcome back to the podcast happy I got to stop [ __ ] saying happy Tuesday because it's not Tuesday for you it's Wednesday and I should have the foresight to know that today's not been the best day to be honest not the greatest day I don't know you know this is one of those days it's been sad I don't know why I feel like I'm a pretty happy person generally sometimes I just just get some days you know some days but you know the day is taking a turn for the better because I just had a fire polka Bowl oh yeah baby oh I'm talking salmon seaweed a creamy sriracha dude macadamia nuts toasted coconut how la is this is right now for me to be saying how west coast is this everyone that has visited from the east coast that I know it's like yo what about these pokeballs I hear so much about we don't got those in the East Coast let's go get one I'm like I'm like Oh what ok bowls oh yeah have those things all the time that's a staple here on the west coast oh man that's a record 1 minute 45 seconds in I've already out douched myself from last episode that's it right there that's I just had poke cables we're a staple here on the west coast and then I moved my head West Coast so I decided the mic when I said that West Coast [ __ ] oh yeah out here we pull cables for breakfast dude not even for lunch I'm talking breakfast I'm talking wake up in the morning and eat some salmon imitation crab maybe the seriously this [ __ ] pokeball rocked my world salmon should be called the butter of the Seas just you know fresh salmon like that sushi-grade salmon you just your teeth you know slides right through it it's the butter of the Seas what do they call tuna the chicken of the Seas salmon butter of the Seas 100% avocado butter of the land I mean besides butter avocado is the avocado I like to say is nature's butter it is nature's butter baby avocado nature's butter salmon butter of disease put the two together you have a fire pokeball all except they forgot to put avocado on mine I just realized today damn it whatever see this day does is just consuming shittier you forgot to put avocado might poke a bowl what's the point anymore in any of this no okay you know it's just like I don't know [ __ ] not having the best day but you know I think it's going to get better man I had a Pokeball recording this podcast and I always have fun doing this and then and then later it's supposed to be Taco Tuesday and I'll give you an update on last Taco Tuesday in a second care tonight is supposed to be Taco Tuesday and actually we had a we had a couple volunteers [ __ ] Noel might even host it not today but he offered a house next week and then Marcus's girlfriend offered a hosted this shit's getting bigger guys and I know I told you last time y'all should host one and tell me how it was and you should and I actually got a lot of responses from that this week to a people being like yo we did it with my friends and when we had a good time so good on you I'd like to see it this week I'm not hat we're not having one because very excited about this but Noel and I have a little studio session with a really really good producer and so that means more musics on the way but not really really going to say any more about that because honestly I don't really know what it is going to be I would like to sit here and be like yo we got more music coming but I can't say no more because this you know the idea is so revolutionary that you know I don't wanna ruin it for you guys but I literally don't have any [ __ ] clue what we're going to do but that's how keep your dicks that came about you're just sitting in my room and and someone or someone was like sure we have post mais or something and Noel was like well you got to eat a lot of food and some we like to keep you dick fat and voila song of the goddamn summer if you guys don't know if you're a first-time listener or something I have a song with one of my buddies Noel who is sometimes on this podcast it's called keep your dicks at it's not Spotify now it has 130 thousand streams on Spotify and I [ __ ] looked yesterday uh my the iTunes sales finally came out for June I made 500 bucks on that [ __ ] which is exactly what is what I spent on the video making the video so I still have made anything but like that's that's dope that's dope that's cool right I don't know when you make something from scratch and it makes money it's cool so anyways I saw no Taco Tuesday happening tonight because Noel and I will be in the booth you know spitting I'm actually really excited I haven't had fun when we were making that song I hadn't had fun like that in forever it felt like I was a kid again just just [ __ ] being creative for the sake of being creative and nothing else you know no no other motives not money not anything we were just like let's make a [ __ ] stupid song and have fun and we had a blast so I'm uh I'm very pumped to be doing that again tonight very pumped so but I hope you have a Taco Tuesday and if you do you know the drill I'd you know do you know the Twitter insanely underscore chill hop on that thing and tell me how it went I don't know you can't see if you if you're watching this on YouTube I'm wearing a shirt right now and the pocket says [ __ ] and that is because this is my new merch baby and it's available now it just came out today finally got the [ __ ] store up finally got the agreement all worked out and everything that was just taking so long what does everything takes so long always you know especially in the [ __ ] in this industry when you gotta sign content contracts for every single thing you do it's like I just want to move you know I wanted to make [ __ ] and get it out there and whatever but I'm learning to be patient and I'm learning that sometimes sometimes the wait results in the thing being better I know I've actually talked about this and what am I really in one of my earlier episodes actually maybe it was even in the video I did about why I got my tattoos but part of it part of what I've learned this [ __ ] I left the Wi-Fi on again god damn it I tell myself I'm becoming a better plot cast house because I'm learning out of produce and everything but then I go and make it mistake like that whatever learning to be patient because a lot of times I'm like I just want to do it I want to do I have an idea I want to get it out right away but I realized that taking time really thinking about it going back and what it may be if it's a video going back and giving it another editing pass whatever it all gets better I remember when I was a software engineer I we were working on this app it was like one of the first companies I ever worked for and I was in charge of this social media app that we were working on was fun really cool project basically what was it well the very first version of it was it was crazy was basically like snapchat but it was like snapchat and and chatroulette mixed together sort of so like you could just send a random snap to someone and you would get one in return from someone else I think it was cool it was actually like I mean obviously it would just end up being [ __ ] hell at dick pics and stuff like that but we were kind of naive and we're just like oh man this look new form of communication this will be you know quirky and we'll I don't know people were right about us maybe because it's a funny concept of an app and it is we tested it out a lot and it was kind of fun but of course Apple was like no but you know this is going to be a flood of dicks to random people what you think chatroulette was oh the goddamn disaster remember that you should go on shower led in there with like a 80% chance you'd see a dick no actually no 9900 Connor percent chance I think every time I went on chatroulette I saw a dick at least a dick at least a dick I saw at least a dick maybe even some balls always boobs never never see boobs no I saw like maybe one pair of boobs in my you know when you always go on is like a I don't know what did she ever like come up like 15 or something tons of dicks though tons of dicks songs boobs tons of dicks at least maybe even some balls and so Apple was like no way no [ __ ] way in hell are you getting this app in the App Store unless you want your entire user base to just unless you know they have they're pretty strict Apple they're very strict which is annoying you know when you're when you have an entire company that's based off their platform right because one of the things I learned early is you don't really want to do that because I want to build your own platform you don't want to build a platform on top of a platform because and they just show your business down and you're just at you know at any moment so anyways Apple said no went back to the drawing board figured out another basically another concept where we could kind of take the same thing but we kind of feel lack of a better word pivoted it's a word that people in Silicon Valley will love to [ __ ] use they cranked off over that word so we pivoted and we ended up going with something else but and we got acted again and then I think a third or fourth time but every single time we were like [ __ ] man we just wanted to have to be in the store like we want people to be using it all this stuff but every time we went back and worked on it again and rethought it it kind of went back to the drawing board not 100% but working off what we had the app got better and better every time and by the time it's finally launched I think we were proud of it then we were of the original version so that's I don't know that can be a lesson and it was a lesson to me you know patience is sometimes key and right now I'm dealing with that a little bit because you know would have loved to have said at the beginning of his pocket the beginning of this podcast this episode is brought to you by the but I can't get [ __ ] ads on this thing but I have a couple promising leads so hopefully that's going to be something you guys will be hearing with in a few weeks so I'm sure that's I'm not something you'd want to hear maybe you do I don't know but who knows because then you know I could really start putting more effort into this and whatever you've heard the spiel about the money thing but you know this is just something that's testing my patience nowadays is because I love pouring energy into this it's just tough sometimes when you're seeing like no returns you know but I know I know it's staying patient is important because I know it'll eventually happen but I mean trust me this is not the worst [ __ ] thing I could be doing I know I know this job is fantastic you know what maybe realize this [ __ ] you know I stopped thinking about last week I got I got that no I when I had Carly Naren on the podcast on on late last week the episode went live on Sunday and Monday but I talked a little bit about how I chose the edge here in concert over the Kendrick Lamar concert by the way people roasted the [ __ ] out of me for that so welcome back I'll get back to that but I was thinking when I went to the edge here in concert I was like I I got paid to go to that [ __ ] concert that's it and I'm not bragging at all I was I'm just like very grateful but that's it that's a real thing in my way I want to move the second money because I bet you good sorry sorry I can move and [ __ ] around here I'm just saying I'm very I just I'm very grateful that this is what I'm able to do this now and actually like support myself and although it's tough and I'm continually having a [ __ ] remind myself that you know the money will come and all that stuff it's still amazing that I can get to that I get to do this kind of stuff for a living right getting paid to go to a concert [ __ ] sink and I thank you all of you for making that reality for me and I hope that you you know I hope that I'm giving back to you through the content into the podcast and whatever this is becoming very sentimental as is not something that I normally do but you know maybe it's just cuz I'm a little bit sad today that I'm as I laugh maybe maybe you know maybe it's because I'm feeling a little bit down that I feel like I just I'm to reflect a little bit I don't know uh anyway so I'm gonna get back to the ed Sheeran thing because [ __ ] you for whoever roasted me for picking edge here and over Kendrick okay we'll talk about that first I want to give an update on Taco Tuesday last week Adam came through he did the do team through who woulda thunk it who would have thought little backstory if you're not if you're not if you're just getting up to speed here you know three weeks ago we had our first Taco Tuesday it then became a tradition I hosted the next week I thought Adam was doubting my hosting abilities so I poured a lot of effort into it hosted this [ __ ] out of it the next week came and he cancelled so I ripped on him publicly on my podcast and people went to his Instagram were like [ __ ] you [ __ ] you turns out he wasn't even in the one doubting me after all and he was totally innocent so I said I'm sorry but he still cancelled so [ __ ] you next week he did host which was last week and ladies and gentlemen he killed it Adam [ __ ] came through he came through and he killed it so if you're watching this right now and you were one of the people that went talk [ __ ] on his Instagram go back there and say you came through comment on his Instagram and be like wow heard you came through dawg Big Ups see some along the lines of that don't say exactly that because that would be weird if there's just 10 comments of that on his Instagram I'm sure I don't know sure he wouldn't mind but just go back there and say hey dude heard you came through heard you came through proud of you he made [ __ ] steak tacos oh wow yeah so good super super good um and it was just a good good all-around good Taco Tuesday um so yeah very proud of him you know last episode I talked a lot about not blown up my spot this is one of those moments you can pull oh my spot a little bit kotas Instagram you know if you're if you were the one that found it before and if you know who I'm talking about your comments some nice hey dude you came through love the carnitas no not I love the carne asada tacos you made Cody speaks very highly of those tacos and you did you did good kid something like that you know you can riff off that you guys are funnier than me anyways okay what else happened last week so Tuesday recorded a podcast Wednesday night I went to the Tim and Eric 10-year anniversary show which was [ __ ] hilarious if you don't know Tim and Eric they're a comedy duo they've had a show on Adult Swim now for like I don't know so long and they've been doing comedy together for 10 years and because of that they did like a big nationwide tour where they basically previewed the new season of their show and did some live stuff and it was just all around hilarious those guys are so funny so [ __ ] funny alternative comedy I guess is their genre um I don't really have much else to say about this - it was really weird and if you know them then you [ __ ] know probably know how it was but it was good it was it was a lot of fun and that's that's all I have to say about the show and then on Thursday I went to the ed Sheeran concert now and then on Thursday recorded with Carla Marin in the morning for a video for their channel they turned me emo and then they hopped on the podcast actually was the other way around and we talked okay so when we recording the podcast I realized I didn't even really so we ruined Gossip Girl we basically spoiled it Erin said the ending of Gossip Girl which is a series that's that ran for like well however many seasons and we kind of were like you know if it's like if you haven't seen it by now like what the [ __ ] are you doing and so she ruined the ending and I just left it in there mostly because I was like I didn't go through and edit the whole thing I just look kind of like like I was a great conversation I'm just like throwing up unedited and I didn't realize how many [ __ ] people were going to Mattamy at that and a lot of people did so this is my apology I'm very sorry for ruining Gossip Girl for you if you're one of the people that haven't seen it but uh if you haven't seen it yet what the who what are you doing no no no Kody Dean this is a syrup ology so I'm to everyone who I ruined the ending of Gossip Girl for I'm sorry that you're just now watching Gossip Girl no I'm sorry guys I really am but come on no no I actually I'm sorry being a giant hypocrite I got so mad at that girl few episodes ago for ruining the love island season finale I literally talk [ __ ] on her on my podcast for like ten minutes talk to mad [ __ ] and then and then I go and ruin the ending a Gossip Girl one of my one of my favorite shows from the past for a bunch of people watching like way more than I thought I got tons of DMS of people being like [ __ ] you man [ __ ] you so I'm sorry I am if you're a fan of Gossip Girl don't watch the last episode of the podcast if you've seen it already dawn with Carly and Aaron yeah I'm sorry about that I got I'm recording again this Thursday for the weekend edition with someone who a youtuber whose videos I [ __ ] with very much pumped about that you'll see who it is and then yeah what else happened last week Thursday Yeah right then I went to the Ed Sheeran concert and then yeah so [ __ ] that's another thing so another thing that we discussed was the fact that I chose the Ed Sheeran concert over the Kendrick Lamar concert I had the choice my manager texted me she goes which one do you want to go to and I chose ed Sheeran it and [ __ ] you guys I got so many goddamn DMS be like dude what [ __ ] loser you'd [ __ ] loser we choose ed Sheeran cool yeah it is cool it was a great show what a monk what the [ __ ] am i get skits Kendrick Lamar I really I'm just like not really Sam and every person listening it's like what because he's the number one hip-hop artists like ever but I don't know I've just never really liked his music that much sorry and I'm not breathe an edge here and either but I was like you know what this ed sheeran like literally like I think I'd rather watch a show I don't know if I'm going to a concert of the Staples Center and I have good seats I want to watch a show where someone's like playing an instrument now I know that makes me [ __ ] sound so old the most really sound like that do that's like yo what are these DJ's doing these days just playing press and play on iTunes and making a bunch of money no I get it I gave what it is to be a DJ I used to [ __ ] be one I get what it means to have a hip-hop concert I'm just saying I was kind of in the mood to go watch a dude who's like a genius at playing instruments and creating music life and the dude [ __ ] was man he was the only dude on stage he didn't have a band he was his [ __ ] band he's like a little looper up there and he would just like slap on his guitar for percussion and then lay down the backing and then play the over top of it lay down like backing vocals and then play over top of those and he would just create his own songs in front of us it was [ __ ] amazing so [ __ ] you what would have Kendra what would Kendrick Lamar have done he would have sent you want a song dam or whatever that his album er is that one of his songs and really he was saying humble [ __ ] be humble cool sounds exactly like it does you know if I played [ __ ] on my computer it sounds exactly the same oh no but you can hear him saying it no I bet you the Kendrick concert would have been good I'm just saying don't [ __ ] don't [ __ ] why he [ __ ] wants to me because I like because I want to watch a little sheer I want to watch the sheer guy play guitar play his own backing vocals and then sing overtop of those that shit's cool it was cool man James Blunt opened for him to which I was like with James Blunt when's the last time you heard a James Blunt song am I just out of the loop I remember like you're beautiful was huge that's almost [ __ ] huge when I was however old and then I just never really I don't know after that I just never really heard that was the first time I've even heard his name since that song came out but he killed it - he was really [ __ ] good um and I went and looked him up on Spotify afterwards and he's got like a [ __ ] ton of streams like he's like I don't know I guess he's still got like a really big fan base but for some reason I don't know maybe he's just like not getting enough radio play or maybe I just don't even listen to the radio which i think is probably the case but I don't know I hadn't heard of James Blunt song in a long time but man hearing your beautiful live was the biggest blast from the past such a weird nostalgic moment for me it was dope though profitting about going to an edge sheer Shearson concert then I highly recommend doing that I was supposed to go to [ __ ] I was supposed to go to Burning Man at the end of this month but I decided against it you know it's just too much a little bit I just want to chill in LA this is the first like week in a row that I've been in LA for ever and it was Jo so just [ __ ] hung out here you know saw some people haven't see you in a while it's good man and I just like I want to keep doing that for the rest of the summer I'm gonna go to Vegas or something soon maybe next weekend but you know for now I'm like I don't want to go to Villa I don't want to go to the middle of the desert for a week and I don't know just live in the desert for a week that sounds honestly not really what I want to do right now so I we have these two tickets and we're trying to sell them and and I get this email from this dude I'm trying to sell them like you know I'm not I'm not a burner yeah I'm not that's like I think that's the term used for people who go he's a burner I'm not wouldn't least same I call myself a burner like I would get into it when I'm there but I'm not the kind of person that goes every year and spend six months building a float and all that stuff that people do for Burning Man which I understand I'm just saying I'm not that type of dude so trying to sell these tickets the tickets are in high demand right now people they're really hard to get people want them so naturally okay I'm gonna up the price right we paid face value but I'm not the price spidah-man all right [ __ ] economics learn about it so I'm getting emails from people being like yo man it's not cool that like you're selling the tickets for this much because um that's like just not not the Berner way and like I I don't care anyways we're not gonna go bring in uh so if you want two tickets let me know oh [ __ ] I uh speaking of speaking of ads on this podcast I they asked me to ask me to [ __ ] ask me to promote this survey and especially like a demographic survey so they can see who who is listening to my podcast because podcasts like traditionally have like zero analytics like if you're a YouTube person if you if you positively own YouTube or anything if you've seen the analytics dashboard as a youtuber you can see everything ever they provide every type of analytics you could possibly want on every single in your videos your audience everything it's actually pretty [ __ ] crazy podcasts are the complete opposite of that they have zero I don't even know where my lessons are coming from I have no idea who is listening to my podcast whatever and obviously for advertisers this isn't the most ideal thing in the world so they asked me if I could promote this survey I'll put the link in the description it's basically just like a hey are you male or female are you how old are you that sort of thing so if you would be so kind fill it out if you don't want to do it then don't worry about it I know I don't like [ __ ] doing surveys who likes doing surveys nobody that's who oh yeah that's [ __ ] getting like a certain like a you know what I mean like after you you know the worst ones are after you [ __ ] like you're online you're on a help call or something with like Verizon or like some sort you know where you call them for something and then they send you an email after the call and it's like how how'd we do and you're like [ __ ] bad the fact that you sent me this email now I'm gonna now I'm going to reply negative things on your survey because this sucks and I want to do I don't wanna guess survey email those to me a survey email how did we do you want to know how you do good don't send me survey emails I want to spend the least amount of time communicating with you as possible but if you want to do my survey I would appreciate it would help me out a lot honestly uh and then what else is going on this week I've got a big meeting on Thursday such a douchey thing to say I hate when people talk about meetings but that just came to my mind so I said it I'm sorry get in the studio tonight tomorrow a little bit of acting class I want to try and have a another video by by tomorrow or Thursday on my main channel I know it's been [ __ ] almost two weeks since I posted a video I'm sorry I just like I mean a little bit of a creative funk a little bit maybe that's why I'm sad I get sad sometimes when I can't like when I'm not like getting inspired and so maybe that's why I don't know but I have a couple ideas so I'll have those out later this week I've got the new merch out okay here's a little idea I had so yesterday yesterday I basically tweeted out a link to this temporary number I created and what I wanted to do is it was like a voicemail basic tool be able to leave me a voicemail and I wanted to hear from people and I'm going to comment on what you guys say and I'm just going to listen to them basically because the idea for this came from what am i how did I even explain this without it sounding like the weirdest thing in the entire world okay you guys know Ryan's roses are it's like a series that Ryan Seacrest does on his radio show basically what the series is is he'll have a woman call in and she'll basically it basically the woman thinks that her husband is cheating on her it's got to be a woman who thinks her husband is cheating she calls in goes Ryan here's my backstory my husband died and I've been married for this long and he keeps sneaking away he's acting really weird and I think he's cheating and so basically that was the female host on the Ryan Seacrest show will do is she'll call the husband and she'll be like hi I'm calling from this flower shop we just opened up and we're right by you and you know in order to promote the store we're basically trying to send a dozen roses to whoever you want for free just to kind of promote our service and will deliver them we just need to know the name and and whatever note you want to give right pretty [ __ ] genius pretty evil evil genius and so the guy will then be like well you know if he's cheating he'll be like oh I want to you know did to Sarah or maybe he'll say his wife's name is if he's not cheating and his wife will come on and be like what the [ __ ] Jared and then he'll have to like back himself up on live radio the whole thing is preposterous it's absolutely preposterous and so I I was sitting here with someone and for whatever reason I don't see like Ryan Seacrest and so we J we just like started doing a podcast because you know the gears here sometimes it's fun to just [ __ ] hop on and [ __ ] around whatever and we started listening to Ryan's roses because she really likes it we started like commenting on it and I was like this would be a really fun format for a podcast is basically like playing these radio shows and other people's radio shows and then giving your commentary on them and so from that spun off the little idea of oh maybe I'll have people call in and you know pre-recorded and then like basically you know say hi or whatever roast them whatever maybe so I don't really know how this is going to go honestly I bet you the first one I open is just going to be someone calling me old I bet you they're all going to be somebody calling me old but you know we'll see I'm actually kind of excited for this well I got a lot of text messages to actually to this temporary number 348 calls holy [ __ ] okay so let's do this I'm going to plug it in I'm going to rock my headphones for the rest of this hello hello test yeah oh yeah we're good all right Sam all right let me start this one this one that's a 42 seconds let's see what was that playing was I playing today oh no this is the yeah [ __ ] hell hold on I think I know the issue is that it uh my name is Nora let's do it what's up Nora uh my name is Nora let's do a DM a couple weeks ago I guess never got a response but it was really just saying hey you know if you're ever interested I really be down for a second your dick nah just a shot let me know what you think anyway I just want to also share something with you there's no goddess after watching your videos which is that every time I watch one of your videos I talk like an idiot for the three hours following so I really think you should do something about that and that's just my personal tape anyway blasted dick how you get all the [ __ ] are you going to offer to suck my dick and then immediately roast me right afterwards what the [ __ ] is that Nick one what do you know I don't want to give roasted after after you did my dicks woman in hora thank you thank you for the message Nora I don't know what to tell you about the fact that you talk like it what did you say like an idiot for three hours afterwards that's really the effect that my podcast has on you yeah yeah I thought it was kind of I'd you know my goal sometimes you know my goal is liked it I don't make you laugh and inspire people and and no but for you you just walk around like an idiot afterwards so I guess well I you know I guess each person gets something different out of it let's see this next one twenty seven seconds alright just like the third time I've called much I'm doodling but I keep messing up so hey it's Hannah um hey Hannah I know you're a Hannah Cody so anyways but I really want to emphasize that you need to bring back the vlogs um I want to morph Sam because he's so [ __ ] hot and you know hmm have a insanely tilde bye okay yeah thank you for the message Hannah um the vlogs okay so yeah here's something all update you guys on so last colobus ODEs I was like yo I'm want to get an intern and not to that for two episodes and I'm facetiming with someone today that I think is a potential guy got another potential guy on my email that I think is really good people like took people have been telling me some crazy stuff like here's like hitting up on every single medium being like here's my resume I really want this so I'm good I'm getting on top of that and that's some [ __ ] that's going to that's going to go down I'm still going to make that happen intern vlogs that means the vlogs will be coming back and and yeah I'll put [ __ ] Sam on the channel um the channel a little more here I think you might be coming up this week so you'll see some you'll see some footing I maybe will get them on the podcast again huh anyways thanks Hannah you have an insanely chill day as well let's see this one's five seconds this can't be good what's it going to be no it's not going to load you're just going to go ahead and not load cool let's go [ __ ] myself where's this [ __ ] at why aren't these working anymore oh you know what it might be you know what it might be my you know my [ __ ] service or my storage on my phone is always always at the brim at the top at the max do you guys hate that too you know I'm talking about you go take a picture it's like too much too much photos can't take a picture not enough storage I just offloaded every single picture on my device like two months ago and now it's filled up again and I don't even take pictures oh here there's a forty seven second video maybe that's what it is it is I feel like that [ __ ] is always at the least opportune time that that happens you get that warning message that says hey you know use like you see like a unicorn like in the wild and you're like holy [ __ ] and you go to take a picture and it's like cats too much during - little storage like come on this couldn't happen one picture in the future - goddamn unicorn riding from me in front of me it's exact these things you know are not supposed to exist and I got to go through and delete a couple of selfies of a couple dick pics so I can take a picture of the damn unicorn you know I've actually had like a lot of people come up to me in public and being like hey can I get a picture and then that happens to them and they always feel so bad you can always tell they're always like oh sorry sorry I don't wanna take up any more time every time and I'm like it's fine it's fine like I know this should happen and it always happens because it happens to us all in like the worst moments you know you [ __ ] see like Elon Musk or something and you're like hey can I get a picture and then your phone does that [ __ ] and you're like oh god dude I'm sorry I don't even know what to delete because I have all of these are cool okay whatever maybe maybe maybe it'll work now let's see I like this so I like hearing it's cool like hearing your guys's voices that it was creepy uh which ones I say I was going to say that okay it let's see the five second one no no that was just nothing what up kids my name's Hank and I did I think you should change the podcast name from family to told mad popstar myself for a couple of hours okay [ __ ] you idea let me know what you think you know what I say man what was your name again what up kids my name's Hank you know what I think Hank no that's right think Hank you're 19 what the [ __ ] kind of nineteen year old named Hank Hank you have to be at least 40 to be named Hank or to even go by Hank [ __ ] you kidding thanks for the call bro sup cody KO blaze uh you want to say what's up okay first of all I'm going to keep listening to that because you're calling cody KO shaking my goddamn head okay let's say this one's 38 seconds long and it's Caleb my last message got cut off so just finishing my last question okay so uh my friend sang a beginning of June went down to Venice and we did a book cameo of yours asked you where to go in Venice oh yes um and you know you gave us some options that we can go to extrude 18 but we did go to butchers daughter and loves it right by the way I just want to know what your favorite thing is there exclaiming you go with that often okay this is the last time I'm calling I promise uh yeah have a good day dude it's okay no one knows how to end a voicemail the finest thing ever you're like it's all way I did this to even when I'm on camera for stuff and somebody will be like it's a promotion or something so I'll be like just talk about this and this and this and always like kill it but then at the very end I'll be like and yeah we've been perfectly fine to just leave it after whatever I said but I have to go and yeah that's what everyone into voicemail and also yeah yeah have a good day yeah thanks for the message there whatever your name was I'm sorry that I provided options to you that were 18 plus I just kind of assumed that you were of age so I I think I they asked me what they should do in Venice and I think I just said a lot of bars because that's all I really do but I know butchers daughter is good it's a restaurant and I usually get the avocado toast every day did you go in there in the morning and this is boring you probably don't want to know that but that's the answer to a question so thanks for the call this one's seven seconds let's see what it is my name's Rachel I was wondering what's the youngest age would date like I don't know 20 I don't know 20 to 22 right that's yeah probably that yeah yo what's up Cody Co dude I love you I'm - Seth Holly and I'm just I just turned 16 years old the Shabbat Yousef and I loved listening to your podcast thank you bro also I just can call me opening - Bo peeps new album so yeah I don't you know him but he's pretty good haha have a nice day well that was a good ending right there strong ending have a good day and then solid end I don't listen to little peep but I know a lot of people do I'm just personally never really died I've listened just a few of his songs and I don't know never really gotten into him but I'm listening to a lot of low pump right now because that kid is [ __ ] absurd man absurd his Instagram is hilarious his songs are good funny dude kind of sad though I really hope he isn't [ __ ] ads and out as he talks about because he's 16 he said he's just turned 16 he's [ __ ] he has kind of this persona of being fucking's and out all the time and I think he kind of raps about that stuff too and I really hope that's not true because that'll [ __ ] ruin your life man he's going to be 19 and have his brains going to be fried then X will [ __ ] you up it's not a good it's not cool if you do xanax and you're young don't do that shed it's not cool at all don't do that because it just makes you lazy and makes you not care about anything and and you should you know you should be doing [ __ ] making [ __ ] what's poppin it's Johanna since we left I'm sweet Anna hmm question we send you games and Twitter gems are gonna laugh or ignore them or no then what well I can't think of anything thank you for a great podcast shout out to ever hi my main hey first of all uh what was her name what's happened it's Johannes ensuite Johanna I knew it was some Swedish [ __ ] hello its Johanna from Sweden from Steven yo shout-out to you for being so sweetened and didn't really get your question you said something if you send something in the d-ends I heard beans if you send beans in the DM so just pics of beans I guess like pictures of you know various be free fried black you know other types of beans garbanzo if you send me pictures of beans I appreciate that actually because I like I like beans a lot I eat them all the time and it's nice to see the you know the different kinds and so if you make some maybe if you make some for Taco Tuesday should me take your beans and I would love to see that thank you Joe had Johanna from SP thumb for that question appreciate you let's see this one's 2 seconds thank you super super good message there appreciate that um what is up fellow toasters and pod fam this is just just me hunter I'm a I'm a toaster just like you all and I just want to put my two cents in and say guys we're going to move on from this old joke because you know I think Cody's heard enough of it and we could really move on and get some fresh new content and because we're the best fan base out there so let's see more creative guys come on but yeah my question for you Cody is are you getting pretty old now so what are you gonna name your kids when that comes around what next couple you know months or so alright thanks I'm laughing I'm laughing I'm laughing you made me laugh [ __ ] hell you made me laugh [ __ ] you made me laugh it was funny it was funny for multiple different reasons thank you for saying that we're the best fanbase I really hate when you know I talked about that into my videos that were everyone was like you guys are my family and we are an army what people like group they're fat you know what I mean weird like Jake Paul or the best we're an army not to be you know I mean who believes that who believes that I mean yeah we are we are a fan base right I've still weird to make to say that I have fans but I appreciate you guys you know but then you go then you know you talked about how the old joke is getting a little bit old but then you went ahead and you called me old and so forget what your name is but that was a funny message but [ __ ] you funny message you maybe laughs [ __ ] you as for my kids names I don't know you know I don't know I do love the name Kyle as you probably know um no I don't I'm kidding but actually one name that I've always really liked which I said I want to get a plug and I want to name it Otto OTT Oh named after that character from rocket power because what a great show and that's just you know a weird little detail about me that you probably didn't need to know probably little bit too personal but now you know that now that's out in the wild and so anyways thanks for that message but say this one is from I should just start reading out the people's phone numbers so I got all you [ __ ] phone numbers here I just might sell these you know companies will do that you enter in your phone number something and then you'll get a spam text the next week it's because they sold your number and now I have all you little [ __ ] phone numbers on here everyone who called me old I'm going to save your number to a list and sell it and you're going to get [ __ ] spam texts from local milfs com which [ __ ] somebody actually sign me up for somebody random sign I got a kid I started getting email spam email from local milf local milf so it's like that that kind of sucks but at the same time I'm like oh you know maybe maybe maybe it's what's that I would use hot melts in my area hi Cody you're really cute and all but my parents don't like white people so I'm not allowed to date white people yeah sorry I really wish I got to know you better though anyways bye Cody see that is not the way to end a voicemail right there that was probably the worst one I've heard so far if we keep doing this in the future and I think we will because I'm not fun right now I don't know if you guys are having fun but I'm having a blast I'm going to be paying very much attention to the end of your voicemails to how you end them I want a sharp ending I want a good sharp ending see the one I listened to before this from what's-his-face who called me old and then whatever that was good it had like it had like a nice arc to it beginning middle and nice conclusion sharp ending this one she just kind of moaned she just kinda went ah the very end there and I don't didn't you know didn't really get it didn't really get it as far as the parents not dating not like a new day white dudes thing yeah that's a look with that okay four seconds here knowledge [Music] yep agreed knowledge it's important so we got here um listen uh I'm looking I'm looking the reason why I'm taking a little bit to select them because I'm looking at the waveforms I can see the waveforms and so some of them I can tell a bit like solid messages hello so this is a very important question um my name is auda okay so how do you feel about pineapple on pizza because personally I think that they don't belong on Rika it's like really cold and weird and like sweet and all the juice gets like oh we're done like the cheese I'm like I feel like there's a lot of other better toppings the like then again it can wrap it on your own pizza like live your life okay rabbit ah ah went to judge where do you take your stance on it good ending good ending though strong ending oh no I heard actually a little sound yeah I think she went yeah at the very end oh you ruined it anyways that could have that voicemail could have been exactly 10 seconds you just said how do you feel about pineapple on pizza but how I feel about that I actually believe it or not then you're probably gonna believe this but I actually like it I like it I'm um you know I'm waiting that way I like I like eating mayonnaise on fries I like pineapple on pizza you roast me for it but that's what I like to I like to do that I like pineapple on pizza I take it so it's a nice little tropical you know and you know tropical legs [ __ ] what's the word I'm looking for my brains melting we've reached that point in the podcast where my brain starts to melt it's a nice tropical angle on pizza and I like to eat it sometimes now I would normally pick other toppings but you know to meet see I like chicken on pizza too it's kind of like blasphemous in terms of the origins of pizza right it's supposed to be like prosciutto and stuff like that but you know [ __ ] pineapple chicken you know whatever you want I like I like that [ __ ] on pizza why it's firm again I'm so really [ __ ] drawn five Florida which is your loose River stay with my friends but it's British gotta sorta psyche when you're with your friends but this is an opportunity sure rocks Lord again okay let me buy my friends liking you like crazy oh my god bad ending mr. Lynam but bad ending bad ending you just said by four times now I know you're drunk but bad ending work on your endings being drunk on an excuse said by three times you'd say by one time maybe not even once oh my god I'm so sorry my last message was such a train wreck this is grace again so yeah I was just saying that like you're awesome I consumed every form of content that you put out I shall be going to buy your shirt yes oh I hate that cuz I don't have a job and I'll have money yet I still buy [ __ ] that you put out so yeah be grateful you've got a number one chadster here what the [ __ ] is up Kyle that's not you I'm I need a different binary oh my god you can't even say your number one show sir anymore yeah sorry you just quoted someone else's content in the message about how much you like my content II but but thank you though thank you for being a toaster and I realized before I was pushing my merch but I didn't see the link it's moot pizza that's the link or you can use Kodi comarques calm I bought them both because I just did that because I think Cody cool merch calm is a little bit more I think people see mood dot pizza and they're like that is that there's no way that actually works it works put it in your web browser mood pizza and it'll go to my merch store okay what else do we got here come on girl it was kind of funny Esmeralda thank you for having a short orgasm on the voicemail there also great name as Morelle de kind of sound like a stripper name a little bit [Music] so I'm Julie in this podcast I just wanted to say that this podcast suck so hard it's the only reason I haven't pulled all the hair out that I'm not bald thank you thank you for being there for me Oh big probable good ending there I kind of like that weird little spate thank you thank you for doing that for me you guys have great point podcast voices by the way podcast what's that don't know what that is I'm just said point cast well you guys got quite Boyd cast voice is there that he might would pulled cast voices day night I think I might do a podcast one time I think blaze might come on so I have blaze on as a guest let me know let me know if you think that's a good idea maybe I'll have a yeah maybe one one week when I'm away or something I'll have blaze sub in for me okay guys I know I got 330 voicemails and and I can't don't really have time to listen to them all maybe I'll maybe I'll do a little couple more we're late one only 56 minutes right now and I'm probably going to cut out that bit I said about Burning Man which hold Missoula make this shorter and I bet you right now if I did cut it out you're probably like what the [ __ ] do you say about Burning Man but I guess you'll never know I guess you'll never know I said it and then I was like I'm not really happy with what I said because I just made fun of a bunch of people based on okay okay basically cut I'm gonna cut it out but then I'll tell you right now I'll give it another go here basically we were going to go to Burning Man and now we're not and so we're selling our tickets and because of supply and demand the ticket prices now have gone up meaning that we can profit off the tickets now any reasonable person who is familiar with I don't know economics or likes to make money would say yeah do that but I'm getting a lot of emails from people on Craigslist being like yo you can't sell them at a higher price dude you can you can't profit off of it that's not the burner way that's not the burner way dude that's not very burner of you and from so first of all I was like what the [ __ ] is a burner I realize that's a person who goes to Burning Man and then I realized oh my god I don't I don't want to install all the people that go to Burning Man because I think it's a great festival and I want to go it just it just kind of it's just kind of funny right if I can make money off something I'm gonna make money off of it just because it's not the burner way I'm not like a vegan I'm not a not a burner I don't vibe with the message 100% I mean I do it's cool the concepts and everything but I'm not that into it does that mean I can't go I mean I don't deserve to go because I don't like I'm not a hundred percent into it either don't spend six months building a float for it I got other [ __ ] I got to do and I'm not saying I'm not totally insulting you and saying that you shouldn't be doing that because if you choose to do that do it free country love the fact that you're doing that but me I'm not going to spend six months making a float for a week-long festival in the desert and I'm not going to not profit out my tickets if I can its supply and demand bro supply and demand it's a dog-eat-dog world out there and I make money where I can make it I'm a hustler acts about me that's what that's what I was saying about actually was probably less harsh before I think I'm gonna leave that one in and cut the other one out so that's the explanation for the cut earlier I'm not going to cut anything else out because I can't stop doing that because I like just want to slow down okay Road my name is and Anja and I just want to let you know that it's currently 10:18 p.m. and I just ate 25 mother [ __ ] tongue ha ha ha so if you could tell you know I'm looking for badass life and you know it's because it's everyday bro you know it is not a good incentive enter myself I just want to let you know that I'm a huge fan of the podcast oh yeah like I just never knew that I would be a fan of a 50 year old guy that's 50 thanks for not being [ __ ] annoying fits every day bro that was so good and then you you had to do the old joke not that old I'm not that old although my 27th is creepin up gang creeping up I kind of want to I don't know what I'm thinking I want to have a party for my vii I've never really had a birthday party where I've been invited people you know cuz I'm always like a little bit scared that I was going to come you ever get that you know there's some people that are just like I'm so [ __ ] confident in myself that if I have a party people will show up I'm kind of like yeah I mean I think people would but you know there's there's that thought in the back of my mind that's like you know maybe you're going to be alone at your 27th birthday party who knows Matt I don't know buddy let's go to Vegas or something like I normally do but alright also know a couple more and then we'll wrap things up I got a FaceTime this intern and see see FPS see if he's up to caliber hey Cody my name's Emily and I'm from the IE and I just want to show you that your console and favorite thing to listen to I listen to it like every day and my question was them do you actually not know Noelle's race or is it just like a joke um yeah by oh bad ending oh my god so bad oh uh yeah bye oh oh oh better luck next time um so thanks to the message I don't know what I e is International International internet internet explorer your on Internet explorer right now as for the question I'd actually dunno know I was raised but it's a funny little bit and so I tend to keep it up and I'm not going to tell you what address is because I would ruin the bit alright hi wow it's me Ashley again my little tea rain just generates more and more questions thoughts the more I think about okay I'm getting bored the first year was up anyways I'm gonna need you to release a date for the show oh okay okay okay well we don't have a date yet we're just working on the show now and and so we're going to have a date soon what's like once we like lock down what it's going to be I'll get in touch with my agent and I'll be like hey lock it down and she's gonna lock it down so we'll see we'll see no day yet but probably mid-september I was so not sure what this is and my friend just told me to call this number I don't know so yeah yeah gotta go I bet you did a lot of people that wanted their voicemail played on this that didn't get to that are now very pissed at that message the fact that she had no idea what the [ __ ] she was calling but and she got the want now that would probably the last one I'm going to do oh yeah I wanted to say something else about the show if you think we should do this podcast live if you think Noel and I should do the podcast live let me know about that too I'd like to do it Jason and David just did theirs they did a live one at The Improv in Orange County and they sold it out people really liked it I think they just sat and talked for an hour and people like you know they had some audience interaction and she liked that so if that's something if you live around there that's something that you're interested in then I'm going to try and work on that as well so let me know about that guys that's the last one I'm going to do that was actually really fun I'm going to call that voicemail I'm gonna come up with a name for it next week and maybe have someone it's do a little voicemail let's see if you if you're like a radio person you can do a cool intro that I can play before that segment of the show because let's make that a segment let's call it voicemail um what's a word that starts with [ __ ] v voicemail I don't know voicemail I can't even think of one word that starts with v right now version no voicemail voicemail our god I suck if you think of a name let me know if you want to do like a little jingles and send it to me and maybe I'll play it next time but that was fun I'll I'll do that again I'll tweet it out before I'll tweet out the new number and you guys can send me some voicemails and whatnot again if you want to put this merch it's moot pizza type it into your browser or protocol merch calm guys thank you so much for listening if you like the podcast go ahead and rate it five stars on iTunes and keep it real follow the Twitter it's at insanely underscore chill and follow me on Instagram and everything it's at Cody Co and you guys have a great rest of your week but you know keep in mind it is only Wednesday hump day so you know you got the rest of the week to go so don't you know don't call it just yet but you know keep it real and keep working hard and do your thing [ __ ] that means all right guys I love you know I don't dwell them I might mmm Jersey [Music]

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Length: 64min 13sec (3853 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 16 2017