Driving Sucks

[Music] hi I'm Bryson and I'm 19 now and I Drive a car Wow your voice is so high and you look so young there's no way you're 19 since everyone ever thinks I'm not actually as old as I say I am I'm gonna prove you all wrong by driving this car so guys now you can finally stop denying that I'm actually as old as I say hey are you doing hi you look a little too young to be driving I need to see your driver's license no officer please I was breaking the law ironically you don't understand anyway I'm Bryson and I don't like driving driving is scary I just wish I could teleport but I guess we're all still stuck with cars and with that comes some funny stories so let's get into it soon after I got my license I was looking forward to the opportunity of my first honk however no drivers around me had made any serious transgressions so I hadn't had the opportunity to use my car horn at all and I couldn't have just honked at nothing because I looked it up and it's actually illegal to honk for no reason watch put your hands up no anyway me and my mom were in the car together waiting for the light the light turned green but the person in front of me wasn't moving this is it the moment I've been waiting for I can finally Hakka someone here we go he wasn't going you stole my first hunk I was devastated but I came up with a way to enact revenge this other time me and my brother and some friends were going to a trampoline park to jump around Brodie drove us over there and we had to sign these waivers so I start signing the waiver when a lady working there says honey you need your mommy to sign that I'm 18 you're not 18 I am 18 you're not 18 look I get it that lady was just doing her job kids probably try and lie about their age all the time at that place but you got to understand how frustrating it is for me to hear people denying my age all the time and the condescending and rude tone she used was not appreciated since I forgot my license at home Brodie said here's my keys go drive home and get your license we're gonna jump without you ha sucks for you my friend Kiera came with me cuz she's nice and she listened to me rant about how rude that lady was in the car good thing I didn't get pulled over cuz I wouldn't have had my license I'm gonna need to see your license and registration this is my brother's car and I don't have my license so no anyways I got my license drove back and shoved it in that lady's face and I got to jump with my friends however as we walked out to the car we found out that in my passionate ranting about the rude lady I had left the keys in the ignition leaving the car unlocked and running maybe I shouldn't be allowed to drive a car this other time I was driving down a straight road just vibing when I saw someone in front of me pull up waiting to turn left for those of you who don't know how a left turn works you have to yield to the traffic in the road until there's a big enough gap for you to turn left so I had the right of way so I kept driving then the guy tried to sneak out into my lane expecting me to stop for him when I didn't stop he hit his brakes yelled angrily and had the audacity to honk his horn at me and I can honestly say it's one of the biggest regrets of my life that I didn't honk back I should have been like don't you walk your horn at me you're turning left broski so if I were you I would yield learn traffic laws you gremlin Hey you're under arrest for the storing that guy's car No hey guys it's me Bryson subscribe and follow my Instagram and my Twitter and bye my March now that that's out of the way driving does kind of suck but hey I can't really drive anywhere now cuz everything everywhere is closed please stay quarantined and stay safe y'all fight the spread unless you're spreading Jam on toast in that case spread all you want did you guys like the video it's funny cuz in the video I have multiple encounters with the police but in reality I've never actually been pulled over yet also one time I was driving home but I could feel myself start to fall asleep at the wheel so I pulled off the road into a drive-through and I got a bagel sandwich and I ate it and then I was able to drive home safely that bagel saved my life thanks to my amazing team Annie and Nate for helping me make this video thanks for the fan art thanks for subscribing I love you and now I will leave you with some life advice from Bryson go pet a dog because it releases the chemical oxytocin in your brain and that's the bonding hormone and it's the same chemical released when parents meet their newborn baby and it makes you feel good unless the dog bites you okay I love you bye

Channel: Haminations

Views: 13,813,139

Keywords: Haminations

Id: sRzANct1doo

Length: 5min 29sec (329 seconds)

Published: Fri May 08 2020