One h*ck of a sick day

[Applause] [Music] Wow first video of the of the new decade 2020 that's uh that's cool anyways I've never actually shouted out my Twitter I think so I'm gonna do that follow me on Twitter you know I had something else whitey you get your phone go on the app type in my name pick the pick the me with the most followers okay well you know what to do yeah yeah you got it I hate being sick almost as much as I hate being robbed but you know what sucks even more than being sick or being robbed being robbed while you're sick by an old lady let me elaborate November 20th 2019 around 12:00 in the afternoon I was laying on my couch dying of the flu snot dripping from my nose head pounding like a bass drum and stomach craving anything I'm sustenance I thought to myself huh I should probably eat something only problem was oh yeah I don't know how to grocery shop and on top of that I couldn't hold anything down like the mustard and bread sandwich I tried for breakfast wasn't that bad wheat bread so I went on my good ol friendly neighborhood corporation Google to sell my soul away and search up things that won't make me bomb while dying to death many theoretical moons passed and I finally stumbled upon something I wanted to hear because everything else suggested by doctors shocked what do they know my research showed that some people when they're feeling under the weather decide to go out and drink a smoothie called the orange sea booster by uh let's call them juice place the drink supposedly is like a wonder drug that has a great amount of nutrients and vitamins which is amazing during flu season and to get this can also cure can't sir that's 100% back trust me I'm not making this up due to me I was too sick and disoriented to actually drive to the place so I decided to use an app on my phone that was like a taxi but not and instead of bringing you places it brought you food let's call it the better post mates now this is supposed to be the easiest thing on the planet you order food for a randomly selected driver to pick up the randomly selected driver then picks up the food and your food is delivered to you by said randomly selected driver that was randomly selected simple it never failed me before and well until that day I ordered my one smoothie and the estimated time of arrival said it was gonna be like 15 minutes latest being dirty which holy crap that's fast especially by my randomly selected driver that from the apps driver info is just a sweet-looking old lady named let's call her Margaret driving her her cute little gray Nissan Versa so I pop a squat on my couch burrito by myself in blankets and suffer horribly while I wait for my guardian angel Margaret to bring me the liquid nectar of rejuvenation chick Chuck chick Chuck 15 minutes goes by and I sit there patiently thinking to myself huh I wonder where my drink is it did say 30 minutes at the latest so it's fine tick tock tick tock another 15 minutes goes by and I get a notification on my phone that my order has finally been picked up okay well at least it wasn't picked up a while ago melted smoothie is not my forte chick tuck chick Chuck an hour goes by Margaret what the [ __ ] keep in mind I'm incredibly hungry and extremely ill and now I have to go find out where my order is because apparently Margaret adds better things to be doing luckily for me margaret was trackable within the app there's a section whereby be press of a button I can pinpoint my drivers exact location in real-time so I did that which if you think about it is incredible technology really puts the mind at ease knowing exactly how far your smoothie is at all times well until you find out that for the past hour after pick up your order has just been cruising around a target parking lot seven miles away from the original pickup spot the opposite way of your house okay I like juice I guess so I called up customer support cancelled my order and suffered horribly before I hung up on Rahad the customer support person he asked me if there was anything else he could help me with I replied no I think I'm good just gonna reorder and hope I don't get the same driver again and we both laughed as you replied back to me the odds of you getting the same driver again are slim Johnston none like 1% not in a million years you I incredibly had some Adam I love you I love him too but there were pressing matters ahead that needed to be taken care of I wanted my orange C booster so I ordered thinking there's no way I'll get the same driver again right imagine if I did though that sucks so much ass but it would be funny probably not during this part though cuz it's more of a build-up for a perfectly time punchline that's most likely gonna occur in about three why I didn't get the same driver is what I would have said if I didn't get the same driver but I did get the same driver timing there is everything people but apparently Margaret doesn't get back because she decided to take just as long the second time Margaret you'll never be a comedian this time though she took a different approach with her bit instead of driving around somewhere else the complete opposite way of the place she instead thought to herself just wait here in the parking lot of the place for an hour cuz why not Margaret honey listen hates you still dying to death I decide to once again call up customer support to cancel my order but this time rahat had some bad news explaining that atom my love I'm sorry but since it's the second time if we cancel your order again you won't be able to get a refund technically you weren't supposed to get a refund the first time you canceled your order but because I loved you so much I hooked you up with that good good I was defeated the old baguette one sneaky way to get free food huh Margaret wait out the clock get the person to cancel and boom no pay and eat away gotta admit way to play the system +10 respect accepting my defeat I think to Rahad for his help ended our call hung up our portrait on the wall and prepared to just go get it myself it's only seven minutes away it's a bright and sunny day and I have plenty of gas literally nothing could go wrong at this point except if I like sneezed on my windshield or something and crashed my car [Laughter] I sneezed on the windshield in crash my car no one got hurt and no one's car got hit I just accidentally ran into a dog igloo that was just left in the middle of the road after probably falling up someone's truck I'm starting to think that Margaret has a lot more power than anticipated of course as soon as I stop my gas Lascar it made like a hashtag you tubers brain and stopped working so in the rain sick out of my mind and just wanting the orange seed booster from this freakin smoothie place I got out of my car and pushed it like 20 feet cuz despite all my bad luck I got pretty lucky and broke down right next to a gas station but don't think this trip was as easy as pushing a two-ton car all by myself into a gas station while dying to death haha no unfortunately for me my good luck would soon be outweighed once again by more bad luck due to the fact that after pushing the car up to the gas station I realized that I do my debit card I really can't catch a break and it freaking sucks I'm like a cat dang it it literally says add another joke and punchline I guess I never got back to that anyways wait what my phone wait what's this I said to myself with anticipation a deus ex machina but in real life wow thanks say in twenty five bucks a beard in my wallet suddenly and you know what I was gonna take it I honestly don't know where the money came from I literally just got lucky so 20 bucks for gas and five bucks for smoothie cuz mother-fricker I'm getting that goddamn oj of course with every goal there comes obstacles to get in your way the cashier the only thing now stopping me from getting to my destination and drinking my life juice is this freakin cashier Oh would you look at that good news there was no line it's just me and whom I'm assuming name is like Ted or something so I walk up to said Ted and hand him the bread can I get 20 on four I asked sliding over the dough he then looks at me takes my money and replies for here or to go I then found myself an utter fool mentally and verbally choosing an answer [ __ ] got me before him I quickly ran to my car pump my gas and headed over to the freakin smoothie place so I could finally after all these hypothetical years drink my stupid drink and get some goddamn nourishment finally I had arrived heavenly aroma glistened throughout the scene as I step closer and closer to the cashier to order my drink and after the weirdest / unluckiest day of my life my mission was a success I had gotten my drink therefore it was now time to head back home and die but as I was walking back to my car I noticed something in the distance of the parking lot an ominous figure vibrating a particular sound that reflected the hum of a parked car because it was a parked car a freaking gray Nissan Versa Sedan with a sticker on the back that said gods [ __ ] to be precise the exact same vehicle the app said that Margaret was still sitting on her ass in the parking lot drinking my drink presumably the second one Margaret you freaking monster but you know what here's how I see it despite this being a you know very crappy thing to do if somebody's desperate enough to wait a couple hours for a smoothie I'm pretty sure they needed it more than I did plus it was funny Margaret I hope you're doing well I hate you stay hydrated that was the first stay hydrated of the new decade 2020 freaky I hope World War 3 doesn't kill us all

Channel: SomeThingElseYT

Views: 9,168,748

Rating: 4.9443293 out of 5

Keywords: One heck of a sick day, sick day, animated story, animations, animation, i got robbed, but like not really, storytime, actually happened, funny, comedy, stand up comedy, robbed, comedian, somethingelseyt, something, else, yt, driver, lol, heck, h*ck

Id: 1ODypSlriLM

Length: 12min 53sec (773 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 31 2020