Basically Everything You Need To Know Before Infinity War

I'm so freaking excited for the new marvel infinity ward's coming out that new one was like Iron Man and stuff yeah but it doesn't just have Iron Man in it also has like the Hulk we should go see it I'm down I mean I've never seen a single Marvel movie before but it looks cool yeah it's gonna be like one of the coolest where you would what you've never seen a single Marvel movie in your entire life like none of them wow what the heck I don't know are you okay I mean yeah I think so I do have this rash down in my you can't see this movie with me wait what the Frick why not you won't understand anything so what so so what you expect me to go see probably what's going to be one of the greatest movies ever made from one of the greatest franchises ever made with you someone who has never seen a single one of the movies inside franchise I don't know I arrived in the beginning of that sentence I mean yeah no not gonna happen come on who cares really isn't going to see a movie not really about the movie itself but more about the experience I'd rather die fine I'll go watch the damn movies nope can't do that well why not there's no time I have plenty of Tears no time now sit and let me weave you a tale I don't really think I need a first suit don't like 2008 Marvel decided to make a movie called Iron Man which was tope and basically innovated the way superhero movies were going to be made wait wait wait wait there isn't gonna be like confusing timelines and junk is there okay yes but like the timeline is a bit confusing to explain and there's these things called phases you know we don't have to worry about basically what happened was there was this really rich and smart dude named Tony Stark who created weapons for the military he was on his way to show off his new Jericho missile when Allison he was ambushed by a bunch of jerks he got blowed up by his own missile and then he got captured but was also like dying and this random doctor had to put a magnet inside of his chest to keep the metal that was inside of his body from reaching his heart and no it's not a replacement heart I thought it was too when I first saw the movie do you have any idea how hard a heart transplant would be in their circumstances he's so unrealistic anyways while in prison he built a metal suit to help him escape that set everything on fire eventually Tony makes a new version of that suit and starts flying around being all awesome and crap but then his partner who he was working with he's all jealous and makes a bigger version of honi suit and then they start fighting and then Tony decided to do what any superhero would do in this situation who the bad guy up into a million pieces brutally murdering him okay he didn't really blow him up but he did electrocute the crap out of him movie ends with him making out with his secretary and also being like oh yeah by the way world I am Iron Man come at me after the credits your boy Samuel Jackson invites Tony to be part of a team which sounds ominous but that comes later The Incredible Hulk probably one of the strongest coolest the most badass character in the Marvel Universe who also can't control his powers and his light super dangerous anyway so basically this dude named Bruce Banner a really smart dude was trying to recreate this experiment that took place in World War two that made peeps turn into super soldiers while also making them immune to gamma radiation leave that up because he's a huge [ __ ] idiot like literally you can out change into a very giant unstable angry green version of himself but he's also like super cool the problem was these other dudes Blonsky and lieutenant Ross realized how cool he was and was like we need him as a super weapon for the military so the Hulk went into hiding until he was found by accidentally cutting his finger and dropping some blood into a bottle at a bottle factory that he was working for four pesos it killed an old man blonsky's takes some steroids and tries to fight the Hulk at some University but gets his ass beat because the Hulk is just too cool and Blonsky was like Frick he's too cool give me his blood and injects Hulk's blood into himself causing him to not only become super freakin cool but an abomination that's his name his name is abomination they meet up and start fighting to see who is cooler and has the bigger pants start duking it out and Hulk starts realizing that their fighting is about to get his girl killed so he gets up saves her ass and lets the abomination know he got the first base that's what first base means right movie ends and after the credits your boy Tony Stark is now asking brucey boy if he wants to be part of his team next is Iron Man 2 nothing really out here Stark gets cooler gadgets gets drunk a lot introduced war machine fights a dude with electric whips and boom Iron Man made a new element also he doesn't need his chest magnet anymore to live just as there for like decoration I think wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait hold on Iron Man a new element yes Thor definitely as cool if not more cool than the whole he's a Norse God who has the power of thunder himself and anime on his side one of the strongest and most powerful superheroes in all of Marvel history had probably one of the more boring movies I mean he comes to earth to get his hammer that only the worthy can hold meets a girl fights with his adopted brother Loki makes out with previously mentioned girl and gets his hammer he becomes worthy it wasn't the best and the only thing you need to know is after the credits it showed the dad of the girl who was a scientist talked to our boy LJ a Caden ick fury who asked him to study a mysterious Rubik's Cube from space do you like America buddy then meet Captain America the First Avenger so remember that experiment I told you about that whole try to recreate assisted the Rogers the year was world war two times and Stevie boy decided he wanted to be a hero so he joined the military problem was he was weak as crap and probably dying so he begins training for this other program in the military called the super soldier program it was his only shot at joining the military fricking suggester Phillips after seeing how serious Steve was and decided to inject him with a crap ton of steroids he goes through his own adventure trying to get that alien cube we talked about before now called the tesseract we're also fighting a group of ding dongs called Hydra and their leader whose head is literally a Red Skull what what's his name Red Skull yeah the Red Skull guy what's his name we don't have time for this cap then gets a shield made from a very rare and indestructible metal called vibranium each red skull he kamikazes into the Arctic also he lost the tesseract though that's the thing but no he didn't die he was thought out years later during the present day to meet our boy Nicky who asked him if he wants to join the team speaking of that team boom it's a movie now and they call themselves the Avengers so you know how I said that Thor was fighting his adopted brother Loki in his movie well Loki's back and he's like super salty who goes off and meets this dude named the other who was the leader of an alien race called the Chitauri and promises them he could get them the tesseract if they help a brother out if you know what I mean invading Earth Loki wanted them to invade Earth so Nick Fury accidentally activates the tesseract creating a portal to earth we're Loki arrives and then gets captured away Captain America and Tony begin transporting Loki to a cell and all of a sudden Thor shows up in his life hey that's my brother holy I could beat him up and imprison him and then Thor tri-state Captain America with his hammer Captain America was like blocked vibranium they'll make up and transport Loki to a ship where Loki tricks door into his prison cell escapes and then blows everything up that causes Bruce Banner to turn into the Hulk so Thor goes after him and it's like Hulk stop it no stop it no stop no hmm Loki then opens a portal for the invaders to come out and The Avengers go into action at one point Bruce Banner has like the coolest freakin moment in the world where Captain America is like you should get angry Lal and Bruce turns around look some dead in the eye with the most serious face you've ever seen and just goes cue as it punches a giant alien worm in the freaking face the government shoots the nuke at the city so Tony redirects it in the correct area where it should have been shot into the giant wormhole where the aliens were coming out of blowing all this [ __ ] up and thus they went the aliens on the other hand were not too happy about this because they were all dead ready to roll and they introduced a purple dude named Thanos purple remember that oh yeah they also introduced these two other characters agent Romanoff aka Black Widow and Hawkeye whatever his real name is yeah don't really have powers how can shoot bows really well and was mind control throughout half of the movie Black Widow is just a total badass and well well she's super hot dude the movie is starting in a couple days can you speed this up okay I'll do that but at the same time I'm gonna explain something really quick so in this universe there are six Infinity stones that have like a crap ton of power so far we've seen two the first one being the tesseract which is also known as the space stone and the second stone well it's more of a liquid it's called the ether also known as the reality stone and that one was introduced in Thor 2 and that's all you need to really know about Thor 2 nothing really important happened to that one I thought his mom died then there was Iron Man 3 which was a filler movie Captain America Winter Soldier pretty awesome but another filler movie but they do introduce two new characters Bucky Barnes the Winter Soldier and Sam Wilson aka Falcon a dude with metal wings that help him fly aka more complicated than it needs to be jetpack okay wait wait we got guardians of galaxy this one I do want you to watch it's hilarious and it's just a really fun movie in space basically it's an introduction to even more characters which is star-lord brute or uh Rocket Raccoon and directed the destroyer and despite his name he's a sweetheart it also shows us a little more about that Dano sky who is now for some reason blue and that he's after the Infinity stones also in this movie the third Infinity stone is introduced and at one point the guy working for Thanos who was sent to retrieve this stone ends up getting the stone I think calls up Thanos and is like yo i'ma kill you lol XD winky face but then he gets his ass beat by the Guardians which guys you should've just waited until he killed danos dun goofed after this one there's I can't wait stuff the video so it turns out I forgot to movie hai comes right after guardians of galaxy one which is guardians of galaxy vol 2 so what I'll say is a great movie it's another filler movie though but at the same time I didn't forget in the video okay bye Avengers 2 age of Ultron which is such a cool movie so in the beginning the Avengers infiltrate hydras lair to get Loki's scepter which how the heck did Hydra get it the scepter was being used to experiment on peeps oh yeah did I ever mentioned that Loki's scepter has like the Infinity stone on it well it's the fourth one this movie introduces the characters peppy Peter Piot Pietro know you say that petrol petrol aka Quicksilver a super fast dude and also the Scarlet Witch which I think a Kay Wanda Maximoff yeah google says sister named bob la tell me about it we can manipulate minds and project energy dark and banners start to study Loki's scepter and discover an artificial intelligence within it his name is Ultron Ultron wakes up next to Jarvis Tony Stark's artificial intelligent helper person he made and is like Who am I who are you you don't know me freaky Oh and then kills Jarvis and somehow thinks that in order to save the earth he needs to destroy all of humanity you know the typical robot overlord stuff he attempts to attack the Avengers while they were chilling and while Thor was contemplating why the Frick Captain America was able to move his hammer Ultron gets his crap kicked in and leaves but manages to steal the scepter so he uses that to make like an army of himself while also making himself a cooler body problem was it wasn't cool enough so we asked the Maximoff to help him get that rare met vibranium from this do name cloth the Avengers find them in Ironman pops in light your son stop being a little [ __ ] you can't tell me what to do you're not my real dad and then Wanda makes everyone see visions that like pisses off the Hulk which causes him to go attack a city I don't know he sob but jeez scrap got real a man showed up and was like you think you're tough big guy huh watch yes and turned into an Iron Man version of the Hulk they call it the Hulk Buster they fought it out and it was dope like seriously YouTube the fight iron man hits Hulk with like a freakin building kind of Oh oxide plot the Holcomb Black Widow have crushes on each other at one point our boy Nikki comes over and is like I have had it with these monkey fighting robots in these Monday through Friday time so here's a plan to be Ultron an Ultron thought that the best way to destroy all of humanity was to pick up an entire city and drop it Ultron in the meantime was still working on his new synthetic body while also accidentally spilling the beans about his plans to destroy humanity to the Maximus hey you want to destroy the earth Howard we're good so additional also the Avengers still his synthetic body Tony Bruce and Thor end up putting Jarvis inside of that new synthetic body introducing the newest Avenger vision who they named after Thor having a vision oh also vision has the Infinity stone number four from Loki staff on his forehead now Ultron actually begins to lift the city destroy life but of course the Avengers are there to stop him for reasons and I don't know why or how Petre on a dude who's supposed to be like one of the fastest in the Marvel Universe isn't faster than bullets and sacrifices himself the shield Hawkeye from getting shot but also I liked the same time the bullets were huge and had exit wounds so how the Frick did Hawkeye not die to Adam you're getting off-topic they stop Ultron and save the day The Hulk also decides that are crap I'm pretty dangerous still the ship and flies away credits roll and midway through the credits you seethe anos now even more blue who has created this pretty cool-looking gauntlet that has six suspicious-looking slots on it next movie is ant-man nothing too special about this movie definitely just an introduction to Scott laying aka ant-man you can turn really small and like punch people it didn't really leave a very big impact Captain America Civil War we're almost done here I swear now this is where we part ways and two sides yeah no you can't choose my side and double no I won't tell you what side that is so it starts off with a flashback of Bucky brutally murdering two old people and then jumps to present-day where it shows the Scarlet Witch accidentally throwing a suicide bombers exploding body into a crap-ton of innocent people he was trying to still a bio weapon after that the government tells them that they got to stop doing that crap and blames them for a ton of deaths specifically ones during the Loki invasion which can I just say the government sent a nuke to kill everyone and anything there Tony ended up saving millions by redirecting it to the correct target which was the big giant wormhole in the sky and weirdly enough Tony is like yeah no guys we got to stop doing this crap at one point the unions were having a discussion about them doing that crap and someone I did it blowing up the king of Wakanda - Chaka that was the new character that they introduced dad was the chala aka Black Panther the blame was put on Bucky the Winter Soldier and Captain America was like hey I know that guy I'm gonna go capture him talk to him Oh also the real killer is actually this dude named el Elma Alma décimo de Simo Esposito but he gets captured by Captain America and Captain America was like Rocky [ __ ] man wasn't me Oh doh captain teams up with Bucky and forms a team of his own basically people who didn't want to stop doing the crap they were doing and also wanting to help out Bucky who was actually innocent team consisted of Hawkeye Falcon Scarlet Witch Bucky out of nowhere ant-man they try to escape but are intercepted by Tony's team which consisted of vision war machine black panther Romanov and out of nowhere spider-man spider-man how dude I have no idea Disney might have like worked the deal out with Sony or something but I don't know I love it they begin fighting at an airport and it was freaking awesome like spider-man steals Captain America's shield ant-man turns into freakin Elephant Man and war machine got shot by vision in the air fell to his doom and broke his spine oh yeah war machine almost frickin died and is now paralyzed from the waist down cheese anyways Captain America and Bucky escape everyone else is apprehended and Iron Man goes to chase down Bucky and cap after learning Bucky was actually innocent they meet up team up and I'll track down that one guy who actually did blow up Black Panthers dad but the dude plays a tape a tape yeah like a surveillance tape you know I said it started off with a flashback of Bucky brutally murdering two old people yeah those were Iron Man's parents what the thing is though Bucky is a brainwashed soldier so he had no control over his actions and sadly regrets doing it he's actually stated that he remembers every person he kills which Jesus I'm a shock Stark rightful he gets mad it starts to try to beat the crap out of Bucky and Captain America totally kicking their butts at one point Tony got dust in his eye and Bucky starts to get the upper hand but Tony wiped his eyes held in there stood strong and disintegrated Bucky's arm it was battle Iron Man then start fighting cap again and they have this dopest freak camera shot of Tony blasting cap shield as an ode to the original comics and then Iron Man gets more dust in his eye and Captain America stabs him in the heart his suits hard you know the the thing that powers is the suit he destroyed it so Tony can a move after that cap leaves with Bucky and just leave Tony on the floor oh yeah Black Panther was stalking them the entire time and was like all right well you guys fight I am going to go get the bad guy movie ends and after the credits we see that cap is now hanging out with Black Panther in his home territory what Conda that place it would play it looks pretty cool seriously man throw you you gotta speed this up the movie I know I know it starts in a couple days all the plumbing happened next was Doctor Strange the only thing happened in that movie was they introduced the next character Doctor Strange and what looks like to be and what I'm 90% sure is that the time stone that's the fifth Infinity stone I think then Noah spider-man homecoming in an awesome movie about spider-man versus the vulture which also let you get to know the new Peter Parker who is a lot younger than your traditional Peter and I think you might be a combination of Peter Parker and Miles Morales so that's pretty cool Miles Morales is another spider-man from a different universe in the comics and then there was Thor Ragnarok which is by far my favorite Marvel movie yet because of how awesome and funny it was the movie was 80% improv and I love that you can just tell the ads so much fun making it in it they just explained where Thor and Hulk were during Civil War which they're on a completely different planet light-years away from Earth just go watch it trust me it's great and finally there was black panther a freaking awesome movie letting you get to know more about black panther and where he comes from it also lets you get to know a lot more about the country of Wakanda they are so advanced I'm pretty sure if Tony were to show them his most advanced equipment they'd just laugh and be like that's cute and let us show you us also their entire country is full of vibranium meaning it's not as rare as we thought it turns out what kinda just don't want evil to get their hands on it but now they're like we can share it after the credits does that movie you see that Bucky was just chillin nearby the entire time and they hint at him possibly becoming the new Batman of Marvel but you'd already think that that's black panther according to the interwebs it's this dude named white wolf he just looks like a white black panther with a cape still looks pretty badass though geez what a trip I'm actually like excited to go see infinity war now if if you'd have me no I'm kidding I'm kidding now all we have to do is just wait and then we can see probably what's going to be the best movie of all time this is taking forever also what the Frick is up with Danis being pink I like how Adam likes to use the word Frick instead of

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Length: 19min 15sec (1155 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 23 2018