I Was A Weird Kid

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handsome and for some reason in love with bananas I loved them so much the point where my mom had to literally stop buying bananas because otherwise I would know my will baby me a nurse chances would go off and I would know right when one of those delicious yellow potassium filled boomerangs entered my house and if there was a banana in my house by golly it was going into my mouth wait that I didn't I didn't sound I really I really like bananas but I'm I'm I'm not not that there's anything wrong with putting a banana in your mouth I was G I was I was just gonna eat the bananas I was three one day my mom decided to buy some bananas but she knew if I saw them they would immediately be devoured so instead of putting them on the kitchen table with the rest of the fruit she decided to find a hiding spot mmm where should I the top cabinet no I probably forget it's there under the under the sink no he can definitely reach down there how about on top of the fridge she knew my weakness the only thing that could stop me from acquiring those golden arches of mushy deliciousness tall things at first I didn't know they were up there but one day I was watching some Teletubbies sipping on my sippy cup and enjoying a relaxing day of not having to worry about taxes and suddenly the power goes out what what happened what is this where are my Teletubbies uh hello excuse me it's all lady person yet you see a problem here anything at all my Teletubbies have vanished and I don't have object permanence figure it out yet so I think they died so fix that get me my Tubby's I need my why aren't you listening hmm seems like the power went out I'll be right back sweetie you stay right here finally now what am I supposed to do just sit here uh probably gonna die baby boredom before she even returns I could go for some apple juice right now what is an apple what does juice ah where the Frick is that tall lady person with Mitel atella - hello it was like destiny no matter how far you keep us apart the universe knew the universe knew that those bananas were meant to be digested by my stomach fluids according to my mom she was looking for her phone to call up The Electric Company to see if she needed to pay a bill but forgot she left it on the kitchen counter so she walked out of her room went back downstairs went to grab the phone and to her surprise saw me just sitting on top of the fridge dangling my baby feet living the high life and eating bananas she said she had no idea how I got up there and I was just well I was just there how did you even get up there laughs ah you can mother because I can now see the peak of your hiding abilities well I'm only beginning tap into mine and did you just climb up you see I have finally realized the legend okay I think you had your fun let's get down now you little turd nugget that's right you're not dealing with the average baby anymore mother I Adam have no idea how I got up here I think I'm stuck get me down from your police best for it a little and my imagination is going ham in my newly kid form potty what there isn't really much I could do at that age because well I can't drive go places by myself stay up past eight watch rated pg-13 movies or even drink my juice boxes filled with wine so I would just let my imagination unwind a bit and play a good old game of pretend I would mainly just conjure up your typical kids stuff you know the kind of things that a seven-year-old would probably most likely definitely be in shadow we need to calculate the amount of money that we made throughout the year and subtract 25% of it to give to the government while also worrying that we even did the math right and hoping we didn't forget any extra cash we collected from small jobs before this facility detonates don't you bring my mother into this okay okay before you make fun yes I had a shadow the hedgehog dog I mean action figure and yes he was awesome I used to do everything with that dog action figure shadow was the homie during the summer breaks I had a cousin who we shall call King Waldorf who would come over to my house to hang out but like I said before we were children and there's not much you can do as a child except letting your imagination run wild so that's exactly what we did usually through cute innocent little superhero battles damn there he goes and I hope he sends my condolences to Maria and that's for you ouch you thought you could defeat me away cling like you son of a [ __ ] ah your dad so you killed my best friend web look at the bright side you'll be joining him very soon any last words yeah that's a great man once said you were too slow wasn't that something as you can see things got a little dramatic now that I think about it my seven-year-old self would be amazing at making horrible fanfictions to be honest though it's not too weird for a child to be playing pretend but after that day I'm pretty sure I stopped talking to my cousin for a solid month because he murdered my shadow the hedgehog doll I mean action fake pass forward a couple more years eighth grade I believe my shenanigans still haven't really let off so me and a couple kids used to love playing hide-and-go-seek in the dark around our apartment complex probably not the safest thing in the world but yeah could be worse could be doing drugs some kids used to hate playing with me because of how scary it would be when it came to me seeking and how frustrating it would be when I would hide the reasoning behind that is because I was one of the few kids who didn't really care about bugs and junk side literally just hide in the bushes waiting for my next victim or I'd go full fledged ninja mode and literally hide in the shadows so no one could see me at first glance one day we were playing and people were starting to understand how I worked as soon as the game started the Seekers in hiders would check for bushes and take a second glance at dark areas just to find me they were catching me left and right to the point where I needed to develop an entirely new strategy so my 14 year old self decided it would be a great idea to go to the camping store with my mom and buy things a child like myself should not be buying I decided to buy a ski mask black sweater a thing of rope to trip my victims to black pants and black running shoes you can see where I'm going with this you might be asking wait Adam didn't this raise any flags with your mom dude I don't even know she was just going with the flow I mean it was my money so she didn't really care however comma the cashier was a little bit more cautious I'd like to buy all this stuff please oh okay Thanks so uh what are you doing with all this stuff oh you know your usual okay okay um you wait here please gee willikers sir of course I can moments later he came back and of course he brought his good old jolly friend security guards so why are you buying all these things you know their usual what does that even mean the kid what are you planning on doing with all this stuff I'm gonna put it on and hide in the shadows waiting for my next victim to unknowingly pass by cute victims and what are you gonna do when you get ahold of said victims put my hands on them of course so they lose the game oh so this is a game to you okay I've heard enough you're going away for a long time pal what yes hide-and-go-seek is a game duh what else would I be using this stuff for wait oh no you're wrong I then explain to the security my plan to hide in the shadows like a full-fledged ninja and they seem pretty chill afterwards one of the guards was even like not gonna lie I thought of that as a kid I then get back home and once again we all start playing hide-and-go-seek in the dark of course my plan worked flawlessly no one was seeing me coming I was tagging kids left and right pouncing at every opportunity I could no one was able to find me once again I was the ninja shashin warrior I was respected for being yep it was a great time to be alive oh and also the police were called for a suspicious character wearing a mask okay bye I love you well hope you enjoyed the video don't forget to Like comment subscribe and comment down below what weird things you did as a kid I would love to read them I love you know reading all the stories that you guys put inside the comment section really fun also I yeah okay I was I was a weird kid as a kid but that's okay if you're weird the new cares is fine fine when I was little I had a I had an imaginary friend with my cousin who we shall call her bra but bar bar bar birdie like years later I'm talking like maybe a year or two ago I asked her I was like do you remember that do you remember that imaginary friend we had the dolphin it was a dolphin and she looks at me and goes oh yeah it died she didn't explain why it died or how it died it just died it was poor things it was a dolphin too like the orphans are pretty cool I guess I mean they are from the ocean in freak freak the ocean at this point I'm just talking trying to get the trying to get the fanart going yeah once again don't forget to Like comment and subscribe and I wants to see you in the next one but that's not that's that's markiplier yeah stay hydrated [Music]

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Id: cZ_CnLE6SPo

Length: 11min 51sec (711 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 21 2017