How I Got Away With Ditching Class

all right welcome class today we're gonna be talking about differences of squares this is not a square to triangle see there's over there that's a square technically I can can I go to the restroom hmm I don't know can you class it's boring I don't think there's anything on this planet more boring than having to sit down shut up and do nothing but watch the whiteboard if you asked me so why if you had to choose between go on a month without internet hasn't it spend the entire time in jail to watch paint dry go to class what would you do I'd pick jail paint I don't really have the attention span to just sit and listen to a teacher for hours at a time so what I would do is whenever I get bored and anxious I get up from my seat and ask to go to the bathroom now don't get me wrong education is super importante it's important in Mexican and I recommend everyone pays attention in class because the more knowledge you receive the more creative you can be so I would only do this if all the teacher was doing was talking and not actually giving us physical classwork merely cuz like it's boring I can't learn in that way so in order to get back into listening mode I'd go to the bathroom to basically recharge my brain by either a and I actually go into the bathroom or B there's like you're gonna breather and maybe play a game on my phone I don't know and it's not like we can go anywhere anyways because we had like these security guards everywhere I may be Betty golf carts and if you got caught by them the tension like two days I mean it's not much different than normal class mindlessly staring into the endless void we called the white board white board board Ward white they know what they were doing now I mainly did the charging thing in only some of my classes just to be able to take a break and be able to learn properly there was one specific class where I couldn't do that because sporting factor was of unimaginable Heights that class was algebra two mister blah blah blahs class I freaking hate math I can do it but I hate it math itself isn't too boring if you are actually doing physical work in learning in the process but my teacher didn't teach us like that his method of teaching was to write down what he writes on the whiteboard listen to him talk and figure it out for yourselves if you couldn't keep up with his insanely fast writing skills then I'll be there that he had like the most monotone voice in all of existence so I got bored and I'm pretty sure every now said I just flat-out died every time I had this class the pain of just sitting and listening kicking so hardcore that it got to the point where the last 30 minutes of class I'd asked to go to the bathroom and just wait I'd waited for like 25 minutes and then go back just let the teacher do their thing and assume I'm just constipated I want to note though that my classes were two hours long because my school did like a and B day type of thing no the last 30 minutes we weren't even actually working just a lot of sitting and listening this class got so uncontrollably boring that I ended up making a habit of this literally every time I had the class site stand up and I use the restroom of course after like two weeks of doing this my teacher started getting suspicious oh he would always follow up my question with his own question do you really have to go so to combat that look him dead in the eye and let him know if you don't let me leave right now the janitor is gonna be writing his resignation early due to this job being I quote too much gross head we're coming up on the third week of me doing one of the most generic ditches in all of history mr. blah blah blah he's getting annoyed he doesn't believe me that I'm using the bathroom like what the heck mr. blah blah okay we make this relationship work you present antitrust he won't let me go no I don't mind sick and tired of you constantly leaving my class to use the restroom you need to learn OSINT only thing was that this time I actually had to go I don't know what I ate that day but my tummy was definitely having some rumblies I'm not gonna lie I'm more than positive we were gonna have a clean-up on aisle three if I didn't go so sir if you don't let me leave right now the janitor is gonna be rotting his resignation or Ling you're out again you need to sit down right now young man please let me go please I this will be the last time I go I swear I promise you promise yes - for the love of all humanity just let me leave fine Eric I want you to go with him and make sure he gets to the bathroom I really had to go I'm pretty sure if the teacher told me no I would have darted out anyways and just risk the suspension because Jebus had a good day for my insides so as we were walking towards the bathroom Eric asked me straight up yo dude anyway with me no snitch I just want to know Eric then looks into my cold dead eye as I kick open the stall and say just answer your question we head back to class and mr. blahblah asked Eric oh I was the rest room you two and Eric with a horrified look on his face said yeah he freakin destroyed that toilet man Eric then explained that I really wasn't lying and that there might be something actually wrong with my stomach mister blah blah blah looks at me and says I'm sorry for doubting you mr. Adam you ever need to use the restroom again you have permission to just believe quietly I was then known as the toilet destroyer by that teacher ever since and I never came clean just blah blah blah if you ever see this I'm sorry but for the rest of the school year I just left to go play on my phone or a 3d answer whatever I mean at least I still gotta be in your class it's is whatever I'm in youtuber now yeah [Music] alright don't forget to Like comment subscribe comment down below if you add like you know any similar stories I really love reading you guys's stories are always fun and entertaining whatever I'm bored ah so don't don't skip class if your stories are similar I just don't skip class cuz you know education super important in like legit I think I think learning a lot my I regret not learning as much as I could because I feel like I could have been a way more creative person so frickin get your education kids and adults and teens yeah everyone who's watching also uh I mean need to tell you guys something for a while I've been hiding it about like two months now three months I'm like you know I'll just finally open up and just let you guys know I got a lizard his name's Doug and he's cute and adorable any somehow on akinator uh how he just is so yeah alright don't forget to like that smash button II more vegetables and stay hydrated

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Length: 7min 19sec (439 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 26 2018