Living on my Own

it's beautiful so it's official this is my uh my new home yet you're silly yes it is well I mean for the next 12 months of course oh and just a reminder don't forget that when the movers show up they have to park in this very inconvenient parking spot very far away from your apartment building to make sure your moving experience is as difficult as possible oh that's okay this is literally everything I own oh wow anyways we have blah-blah apartment complexes wish you the best of luck on your new adventure of living on your own I'm gonna head back to the office now don't forget if you need anything make sure to come in and say hi or just give us a call at and we'll make sure to ignore every request you make we care deeply about our residents I wonder who that could be a Girl Scout yo this [ __ ] better have some mowers living on my own is great I love it I can walk around completely naked and only the mailman will judge me I've never felt as liberated as I do since the first time I gave up free rent free love and support and free food cuz ha who needs it's something we all dream of doing since the first time we uh oh I don't know pick a fight with one of our family members over who drank the last of the goddamn chalky milk mother the first things first time to answer some fan mail oh you left a little picture of himself holding some fan out of me it's good like that little hoodie and everything it's freakin adorable well Terrence Chandler buddy my one and only BFF w that's best freaking fan who I respect and I appreciate lit I'll tell you google it pretty [ __ ] simple a lot of answers on that thing actually stop asking stupid questions Terrence that's literally what I did to find my place I went on google typed apartments near bla bla bla and boom I found like a crap ton of potential new places only thing is I found out that when it comes to finding new homes for myself I'm like a YouTube commentator pretending to be a critic I'm so goddamn picky I got so picky to the point my parents didn't even think I was actually gonna leave every day I would walk downstairs and see them taping party streamers to the wall and my mom would ask hey Adam you uh find a new place ship and I'd walk away asking I don't know Mom you find my goddamn jockey milk yet uh they were losing hope I loved my mom eventually I came up with a plan I know what I'll do I said with confidence thinking I was incredibly smarter than I actually was I'll just play eeny meeny miny moe to choose my next living arrangement you know the children's nursery rhyme to help make probably one of the biggest decisions I will make in my new adult life turns out not the brightest idea you see when I played this little game I landed on an apartment that on paper sounded amazing two bedrooms one for sleeping one for working luxury modern home design gymnasium in the building for residents and this probably being the best part 1,500 glorious square feet in explanation for those still mooching off mom and dad here's the reaction of your parents when I said that Wow what that's an apartment that's big holy Sh how can moving day comes and I proceeded to walk into my new apartment building I asked the front desk where my apartment was and they were like haha I don't know so I went on a hunt to find it eventually I ended up finding the place and I cannot stress this enough don't play meenie miney mo to make your final decision because when I got there the apartment wise 1,500 square feet but the website failed to mention that the 1,500 square feet all goes up looking up I felt like little Timmy but instead of falling down a well I rented a tall shitty apartment worst part was it didn't even have a second bedroom I mean I mean it kind of did upstairs but that was being covered by a huge gaping square hole right in the middle of it that was conveniently high enough for anyone who rented this place and figured out Oh No maybe playing eeny meeny miny moe wasn't the best idea to solve my indecisiveness ah anyways did you know in order to survive you need to eat and did you know food in the fridge does it automatically appear everyday like it did after school not even the food that appears out of nowhere after checking the fridge for the fourth time cuz I did it for the first month of me living on my own I just kind of winged it when it came to the whole grocery shopping thing like I'd go on Google search up different grocery lists and see if I'll still be alive within a week and okay these grocery lists are no help at all I swear you ever just Google up your groceries it's always the same thing top ten healthy food you need or you'll die trust us lol XD number one almonds I don't know number two stolen chalky milk number three well what do you think I don't know Internet tell me what do I think boom pop a bad next thing I know I'm back from the grocery store now knowing what flavored ice cream I am Nutella with a new bag of groceries that I stare at for about five minutes and realize well none of this is edible right I told this day have no solution for this I'm very hungry huh is that a knock at the door I'm not expecting company today I wonder who that could be responsibilities I'm sorry did you think living on your own was gonna be easy peasy lemon it's okay to be stupid oh I soldier stand up straight eyes forward and pay attention to we will be going into battle with one of the most fearsome creatures our world has ever laid eyes on a creature so devastating one wrong move could send you into a deep eternal and most likely socket situation so get your debit cards ready remember your login passwords and make sure your funds are covered because we are going in hot against our greatest foe bills you live you pay you die sorry I need it sit down for a second have you ever had to pay bills before no cuz your child probably well in case you are a little youngin and don't know they are basically these letters or emails that you receive every month with the amount of money you need to pay for breathing that in using stuff like electricity water the apartment you're staying in cuz you know damn well you can't afford a house you're broke-ass [ __ ] and breathing did I mention breathing bills rack a pretty damn fast faster than sonic trying to find a toilet after eating a bad chili dog or seeing his new movie you see my YouTube career had just taken off and like most I was under the assumption that I was gonna be drowning in lots of lots of money and cuz I mean that's what every hashtag youtuber i watch me this job seemed like so I don't know the only thing that was going through my mind while making this big decision of living on my own was that haha the money thing will sort itself out no biggie you ever walk into a restaurant order a meal eat said meal and then moments later realize oh ha I don't have my wallet that is what paying the first few months of my bills felt like internet bills phone bills online passes for Nintendo cos Mario Cart bills household bills you name it they all just sort of popped up out of nowhere using their mystical powers of oh yeah this stuff cost money to disorient me causing me to forget what needed to be paid when how much needed to be paid to who and if I even had enough to afford whatever the heck I was paying for I had one trick up my sleeve though a magical weapon of unbearable ego and which to hold my own against these wretched fiends attacking me and my wallet that being the sword of YouTube cash money money but alas even with the power of Google Adsense on my side I was no match for the gruesome strength of the mystic dark arts of potential hidden and late fees never realized how much my career depends on having constant internet until my internet was stripped away from me for four days devastating I know if I had any advice to give I guess it'd be uh well first make sure you have money duh and always check that your payments went through cuz sometimes they don't and the way they tell you isn't through the quick and easy communication software we all know is email but through the extremely less efficient and oh so annoying regular mail and because regular mail is garbage you now have about one month of overdue payments to pay in will probably find yourself working for and/or now a mob boss crime lord don't ask just organize your crap also Auto pay is useful go have fun all on your own and live your dreams Adam you're gonna have a blast my parents said meanwhile I'm cooped up in a tall ass apartment starving cold using the unpaid bills as tinder to keep my fire going while I lay on the floor sobbing because I not only can't figure out how to buy groceries pay my bills or make good life choices based on children's nursery rhymes Thank You public schooling system but I also may have forgotten that apartments don't come with furniture and yes I'm saying that apartment don't come with furniture okay but let's be real here I spent like one or two days sleeping on the floor before I went out to Ikea and bought whatever I could afford on my one video a month hoping it doesn't get they monetized or falsely claimed monthly salary which shoutout to IKEA I'm gonna bet on a couch anyways I know living on my own kind of sucks there's a lot of responsibilities learning curves and most of the time my living conditions are not up to the standards of how most living arrangements should be but I can say with absolute confidence that despite all the hardships that come with well learning it's still better than living with a monster that steals my goddamn shocking milk Thank You YouTube I hope I scared you into living with their parents for 30 years good night literally mid production of making this video while on break playing a spooky gaming sesh in the dark with Nintendo's classic Luigi's Mansion 3 I was then startled by an abrupt sound that came out of nowhere maybe possibly making me pee my pants a little bit only to find out that my yeah copy table had collapsed in on itself one of two one of two IKEA furnitures in this household is no longer with us today it gets us my fault right I put too much stuff in the middle part of it adding Scott Pilgrim vs. the world book collection on top of it didn't really help with the weight distribution and Mike felt my copy table dang it well you got it what do you gotta say about this thirties you're right dad that's a great input it's my puppy

Channel: SomeThingElseYT

Views: 11,084,406

Rating: 4.9525099 out of 5

Keywords: Living on my own, living alone, moving out, new apartment, story animated, moving on, im moving out, groceries, grocery shopping, something else yt, somethingelseyt, story time, stand up comedy, animated story, animation, stolen chocolate milk, bills, animated, animations

Id: 8hkLdMSiRnE

Length: 12min 35sec (755 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 01 2019