No One Is Calling Papa | TigerBelly 201

hey slap King here I'm gonna throw out some live dates coming up what do you think I think it's a great idea didn't ask you okay leveland Ohio at hilarity is August 15th to the 17th Denver Colorado August 22nd to the 24th which is called the comedy works one of my favorite clubs of all time we have Philadelphia Pennsylvania at the helium I believe September's 12 to the 14th Portland Oregon September 26 22 the 28th which is also a helium which is where the last night to [ __ ] my pants when I got in trouble because [ __ ] all over the place Oxnard California August October 11th through the 13th San Antonio at the lol Texas October 18th to 20th Arlington Virginia November 1 of the second Omaha Nebraska at the comic he's a comic strip mm-hmm November 8th to the 9th and the Brea California there's an improv there on November 22nd through the 24th bring your grandma bring your little baby I'm going to teach everyone about sexuality and how to be okay thank you and let's go [Music] [Music] 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with him wherever he goes quip just starts at just $25 if you go do get quip comm slash belly right now you can get your first refill pack for free that's your first refill pack for free at GE t qu IP comm slash belly enjoy the show five four three welcome to another episode of tiger belly the podcast live not really we added it so it's not live welcome though I'm your captain slept King you're gonna say Savior and your savior I am a safe they already know there it is in this episode I am going to try to do less which what I mean by that is I find myself we had Joe going on and some other people by myself trying to be funny mmm oh I'm not being funny you know I mean in that wood and you know what it's not about funny it's about just you know staying calm right doing laughs never not funny and less even in your silence you're funny whether you're trying or not trying you are just always for the rest of your life gonna be the funniest person I know oh man even at your house the interior designers I know the funny [ __ ] I've ever seen I were hoping you talked to the interior design yeah and I had to like leave because I you just kept I I don't know if your jokes landed with a with one of the guys yeah they landed with us and we kept giggling but like one of the guys was a real serious contractor you mean the skinny Jewish guy no no the more like oh yeah I like our medium MMA fighter because the other day I was even funnier because when I walked in there to the office their little store yeah I go to the guy that that guy owns the whole company oh he's the owner the owner and I kept going hey man don't get near me man you're a [ __ ] machine that's why what are you saying that I know Jewish dudes like you like Mike young you have the same kind of [ __ ] look where they just like power [ __ ] and there's no gentle breezes down you have to sometimes when you're having making love guys uh-huh yeah you can't be all like I'm a powerful girl but that's for because I'm me I get so excited and I just want to show everything I'll show you time so when you get gentle and I get freaked out I love being slow slow forms great but do you do it like out of nowhere like you're going up up up up up and I'll just go yeah and I'll just go yeah and sometimes I'll just stick it in and do a hula hoop yeah it's like Oh cause I was like it's like an auditorium bobbing my outside auditorium and there's all kinds of things going on it's wet you can smell sweat because people workout in there but and thank you I guess for that compliment guys I don't feel that way and less is more and that's what I'm gonna do this episode here's another thing I'm gonna say something serious mm-hmm and that's been on my mind because I'm pissed off about it is that and I want any potential guests from here on out on the tiger belly program right we're not yanking the [ __ ] podcast we're not gonna edit it well here's the deal if I tell people all the time you come to the podcast and after you're done if you seriously don't want something in it we will go back right and edit it out but you get a 24 hour window once it's out its out okay cuz we've gotten a lot of this and you have to admit it and this is from two or three guests I didn't think three just one I thought - two - hey can you yank that you know just pull the podcast because I lost a couple of acting jobs because of it let me tell you something right now this podcast is gonna help you not hurt you I have been working more than ever since I've done this podcast it's only beneficial if you come onto it and you didn't lose the jobs because of the podcast you lost it because you didn't get it what about if they thought their response was gonna be good and then it turned out that the wrath of the Internet rained down on them that's not the internet rates down on everyone do I know this all the way we all know what I've missed the introduction of the Internet I've been skewed alive he's a gay he does he's not funny he's got a big head the whole [ __ ] thing right he should never be on TV again he sucks all that stuff and here's the thing you just keep going you don't stop all right so we're not doing that anymore so we have some guests coming up Brittany Furlan yep we've got my little Mexican bean bean Johnny Johnny Sanchez little bean being there it's coming we've got some big one we moved in the house we've got a couple of big ones that's really gonna help shock everybody I think that we should also address the fact that we just knocked out two hundred episodes yeah oh yeah and our 200th episode was supposed to be the transition between this studio to the new studio but because we got behind on our moving timeline what we're gonna do now is we're gonna record the very last episode here yeah a bunch of fans that we're gonna personally oh cool so this house is gonna be empty we're gonna be packing boxes and we're just gonna stack the whole house at fans how many however you want let's not do more than just 10 maybe 20 she invites our let's do 20 and while sitting in here will do oh that's a good idea I'll I guess I got I guess should we invite your friend next door the one that died no dog poop fire all right listen people have been asking about sweetie the one that died can't come I don't know I don't know if you realize what death is remember when you said that Lily Tomlin did a seance at The Comedy Store I could potentially do things okay I also want to say this I really the other day I was driving mm-hmm in my Prius down Sunset going about 90 miles per hour and I thought to myself and this thought came up yeah there are no ghosts why Lee yeah that's what the thought in my head you believe in ghosts I was I believe her I was driving down as fast as I could and just I just had an epiphany there are no ghosts what triggered that I just thought about it there's no ghosts see a coyote in front of you staring right back at you because walking the other night and I was like Bobby there's a [ __ ] coyote right one foot away from you when he's like we're right you're [ __ ] babe where's it yeah yeah that close [ __ ] yeah he's blind yeah I don't believe in it because the thing is is that you know when I was younger you know you know you grew up in a little neighborhood and people go hey Bob let's go down you know let's go to the old Jameson's place mr. McFeely yeah McFeely right cuz it's always there's always one house that's like in the woods right and then that like you never seen the owner or whatever and then over the years there's like people make up stories about them yeah like heat microwaves puppies or whatever so you're like oh I said then you at 3:00 in the morning you smoke some pot with your friends in high school and you giggle and you you know and you walked it you know the Macpherson's house whatever I said the names that McFeely's house and then you know your your sensories you you can convince yourself that you see some things or you you know or you heard something but it's all in your mind what about the Comedy Store stuff though yeah like how do you explain like since we've been looking at homes and stuff how do you explain the feeling we both get individually without even talking to one another there have been some homes when we go in we walk alright the [ __ ] back out and we're like there's something there's something up and I have a great I have a great answer to that friend what is my girlfriend and my answer is this why am I not a criminal you answer the question what I'm asking the room why am I not a criminal because you're a coward no oh that's not why I was not going to say that I'm sorry you haven't even if there's a point zero zero zero one percent right that if I go to prison that I get raped that thought alone that point oh one percent right I'm not gonna risk that right so for me if I have a feeling I don't think it's a ghost but I don't want to risk the fact right because I don't want to be like yes your own head what I'm saying is what causes the feeling what causes the hair behind my neck to stand what your mind no but I go in there excited to look at a home I could potentially live in your mind maybe your mind I'm not looking for bad things especially because their homes that really look nice on in picture so I'm like [ __ ] yeah this is the home and you walk in and you're like whoa like this just doesn't feel this feels like some things happened here you want me to put the dogs in there yeah and a half just [ __ ] me up okay go ahead all right no we have to stop for stop I can't [ __ ] me up movie bad guys hey guys the hey guys slept King here I have some upcoming live dates coming up by Cleveland Ohio August 15th through the 17th at the hilarities denver colorado august 22nd to the 24th which is called the calm what's it called comedy work Adelphia Pennsylvania at the helium September 12 to the 14 okay Portland Oregon September 26 the 20th that's a helium as well in Oxnard California October 11th through the 13th that's a improv what they called levity ly San Antonio Texas October 18 through the 20th that's a lol I was gonna say it Arlington Virginia November first the second are Omaha Nebraska at the is whatever November's 8th to 9th and Brea improv California November 22nd to the 24th and go to Bobby Lee calm and grab them before they're gone welcome to in their episode oh let's not start again targets I saw the cutest thing right now you know when you accidentally see someone's phone when they don't intend for you to see what's on their phone Gilbert was laughing at Bobby reading his dates and I look over to my left and there's a video of two little hedgehogs it's like staring at the screen they're just hamsters I got Cindy two hands so cute yeah how big do they get these guys they say that small can I ask you another question about hedgehogs yes sorry hamsters baby hedgehogs a display whatever I'm no different ever they are yeah those are like boos wha rats that's all that really is rats are fancy themselves oh the army they're called fancy rats actually in the state hamsters know rats are called fancy rats I really like the Dumbo eared rats have you seen those oh those anyway what were you looking at that for it was a just looking at hamster I think that we should go through our last hourglass searches in the Internet yes up to the top starting for the top is so good if you've already you've already heard it me just see if I could start from the beginning and see if I can get close to what I already said actually that is it's gonna be funny okay okay so anyway welcome to another episode yeah right and here's a deal you know I have new rules very missed the first part I know that is one of the biggest anxiety triggers for me I cannot watch Groundhog Day I cannot watch Russian doll source code I cannot see watch things that start over and over and over again why it causes me to break down mentally it's like a there's a Star Trek there's a Star Trek next generation that has that yeah when episode I need you to see it it's really good he loves to watch me suffer please don't let that oh yeah I swear to [ __ ] god that my leg still [ __ ] hurts what happened this last night Oh what happened six days ago I you know I like to wrestle okay we know and I was rushing around kalila and she got an angle on me and she did one of her muta tie heel hammered [ __ ] hard oh it was a very standard classic American dead leg it was a no muy Thai hit me right where all the nerves projecting to this one you know I mean area by also what did you do that that warranted that kind of aggression nothing do you know what he did what I had been on the phone with spectrum and I hate oh yeah I hate calling any type of like phone company she'd been on for like 30 minutes spectrum alright on live okay I put it on speaker and I put it right next to me cuz I'm like look I'm not gonna put it to my phone like this for 30 minutes and that's because we need Wi-Fi and all that stuff in the new house but he doesn't that's not part of his agenda apparently because for the next 4 10 minutes he threatens that he's going to hang up and is like don't you [ __ ] hang up I'm already 20 minutes invested yeah and more and more he started creeping over to me creeping I was like I will [ __ ] hurt you I will hurt you really bad you kind of laughing or you know I told him I was like I've been waiting this [ __ ] long I'm invested and it he didn't you know take heed so he rushed me wrestled me and hung up the phone and so I had to retaliate I was furious nobody tells the slub King what to do right my gut says do it I do it and that's a new rule right don't [ __ ] around if Papa gonna say something Papa gonna do it but then he then he threatened to cancel all his Ontario shows improv shows because he said he couldn't walk that's too he told his manager he called his manager to complain about his legs I don't think I can walk on stage I did I did because it's kalila falls class fault what did Abby say um she said I'm not doing that there's no way I'm doing that yeah I got are you happy I can't move you want me to not go up on stage you know and I know but the thing is is that um well I did something else like that too oh yeah so I had to do press for Ontario right so I could say it's one radio station which is a good one mm-hmm what's that called camel pink yeah it's a great morning news show I've done it before but it's like 5:00 in the morning I'm like I have to go to Culver City and then go straight from Culver City to Ontario to do shows and they got me a hotel room so I could sleep all during the day like 5:00 in the morning I called Abby Abby was in New York my manager and I go I can't do it there's no way I can do it they're ready for you you know we said you would you said you would do it and I made a deal I go I'll go on the next three auditions no matter what it is I'll go in physically if you get me out of this so she got me out down so sometimes when you talk to people you have to give them you know you have to negotiate you get to tell them deals and I'm a deal maker Trump and imagine trying to make deals with a deal maker so what I have to do is I have to play the game so if I want him like last deal I desperately want him to see a doctor yeah I will I will make sure that there's an audition that day that he wants to get out of and he so that he'll be like okay ruff I'd I'd rather go to the doctor yes but I will fabricate an audition so that no he thinks do you know this that she's fabricating yeah no she doesn't I don't know he doesn't here's the thing though because I still believe right that um auditions and I and we're not how many I went on some film ones this year yeah yeah I tested for that Regency one I'd went in there and I did that one other one help you read for that one yeah do you see one yeah I've sent someone a song it's just like you know I'm not getting any clothes I'm not claiming clothes and you know it disturbs me because um you know people say all the time it's your time to me and I go what do you mean and they go you know cuz of crazy rich Asians and all these other things like being Asian is hot right now but pop no won't calling papa right and then when I talk to other ones like the other ones like Jimmy or yang or Alec yeah oh yeah we got 50 movies coming out right yeah we got like every what you know I mean we got everything yeah right and then you know I I look at someone like Joe Coyte I and this market show as a - yeah and I have to reiterate and stress how important it was for someone like Margaret to hit the scene when she hit it mhm you know arm when I started not only were there no auditions for Asians we couldn't even get stage time right in the 90s like there wasn't a lot and the ones that here's the thing Asian comics before I started a lot of them got up on stage only because of the fact that they had an accent mmm I mean or they you know it wasn't necessarily they wrote jokes to get laughs people would just laugh at them you're like jut like the old Johnny you thing I said when he his applause break when he said hot all right so it was much harder I'm not blowing steam of my ass I'm just I just this is the reality of it was [ __ ] difficult I don't think anyone would argue with the fact that but that's the 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me and I'm double sexy right there man yeah you know but I feel young feel relevant also when I go to these like China nights who do you see there what are China nights we were Asian you know because you know the UM like the Laugh Factory has on Friday nights they have laugh out loud or China night I know I don't know what it's called but it's they always have diversity you know how like asian porn has the most racist titles it's a my they you know I know that the world has grown to be very sensitive about slurs and what would took but no one gave the memo to the porn industry because it's like if you go and see asian porn it's like kook fantasy [ __ ] holes number six right ching chong you know yellow [ __ ] yeah I'm telling you right now that's a Bangkok stick nine [ __ ] that's yes next special yeah or something it's always like this your opportunity missed opportunity have you read those things like that those like Asian they're aggressive right and then sometimes like when you heard they say you know Melissa mom yeah Singapore slant-eyed you know school [ __ ] but then when they do an interview in the video they're like girls that grew up in Riverside my name is Sammy right like that's not no [ __ ] [ __ ] from slant I from Singapore oh dude there's 125 best-selling asian porn movies of all time let's go shout out to our sukira insatiable number one AUSA okay walk on the wild side okay all right stop stop stop stop there let's start let's address that okay thoughts captain my thoughts are this alright if you right we're in your shoes you should wrote a movie called walk on the wild side alright and you're in a your Fox and you're pitching it to whatever their fellow person is right yeah they'll walk you right out of the real friend walk you walk you okay give me another one this is pretty easy Caucasian that's easy go ahead that's not that offensive me so horny yeah there we go that's what I'm saying is like that's [ __ ] [ __ ] and persuasion one okay that's what's the most racist one that you when you read that honestly I think it was a walk on the wild it is because everything else is like J jugs Oh Japanese jugs okay uh-huh yeah J jugs forty little Asians forty little Asians hey what is that even its yeah what's that what's that thing how do you say it when you when that's redundant what's there's a term for that redundant redundant Authority yeah why did you think cuz I looked over I have my / if that was a good trick cuz you bet I'll go yeah that's a trick me table me love you long time yeah it's like all those ones you know you couldn't you couldn't you know name arrest Chinese resident called me love you long time I don't think good you know I but I think that the [ __ ] places get away with in the early 2000s they try to get creative like the you know the like what like what the [ __ ] like what the [ __ ] I saw I play is called Titanic that's clever if you had a restaurant what would you name it it had to be a pun well I mean the honest truth would be I like restaurants where there's no sign meats you like I like restaurants where you don't even know it's a restaurant right so if I were gonna do a restaurant there would be no sign probably a symbol that sort of like a small symbol you know maybe an Asian symbol yeah or something and then it would just be reservation only okay and it would be so pure I think you'd really enjoy my restaurant I would get like mashed potato popsicles o popsicles you how's what a popsicle that tasted like Thanksgiving food I'm down with that all right race all that this is no no I'm making it louder let's start from the top no it's too it's too redundant you do that again Bobby yeah you right now yeah but it's rules of three anyway guys I have some dates come back Cleveland Ohio black Nixon Asian chicks number three all right I'd stop reading those things all right get a different window going are you really I'm not doing it again baby I'm going into a fugue state I'm not doing it again it don't you get don't you guys it my body please don't please oh don't you got so yeah that's it you know I want to talk about the episode of black mirror I know bump so start over no the black mirror I don't that let's I don't wanna say I'm lost cut cut that little chunk off market even cut that part out about what I said before that about mashed potato popsicles gonna be a clip people were to clip that mashed potato pop sir I've always wanted Thanksgiving it as a popsicle yeah but I don't even know I don't even mean what I say it's gonna be a meme trust me this is viral all right as long as this viral the other day we watched the first episode of black mirror called striking Vipers yep yeah you know what it was one of those things where I grew up during those platforming games you know where they had like Street Fighter and those kind of games in the arcade it's a rage yeah I grew up with that [ __ ] watching that black mirror was so amazing to me because the switch in there was I didn't see it coming nope did you did not see that I don't wanna give any spoilers but I mean it's been out it's been out I know but still but you know it's basically you know about you guys are friends black guys best friends and then you know it's kind of in the future where they have these retro games coming out but then you can put these little PR like they're not VR now these are future VR as temple where they're like to temple lights they stick on their thing and then they they get in they go into this world like the matrix so it's these two black guys fighting this retro game that's kind of like Street Fighter and they're fighting and it looks great it looks so good the game they're playing the actual characters so one of them is a female or their chun-li right and the other guys like Ryu yeah right yeah and this is the fighting and at the end of the fight they start making out caught me off guard right didn't catch me off guard I was like something's gonna happen they're gonna [ __ ] I know it right yeah so and I don't know it's a little confusing to me because are they gay they're not we discover so they're not so what I'm saying is that if they're not gay and one of us a guy like one of us an avatar that's a man and the other avatar is a woman how is he going to be gay when he is essentially in in that world he is a man [ __ ] a woman Oh cuz I'll tell you wait there's a man but the reverse one of them is a girl [ __ ] a man right yeah so that guy must be gay no remember they kissed and real life they're like there's like let's kiss and see if we even know was between though they [ __ ] before that they hooked up before that their first makeout was during the game yes no but here's what I think just because I am [ __ ] as a different character even though I feel all the sensations it's just like for me when I'm in a dream state if George it too if I'm in a dream state and I'm [ __ ] someone else like my old swim coach and I'm like ah [ __ ] this is horrible is horrible doesn't mean I'm actually attracted to my swim coach it just means that I'm in a different dimension and that happened in that dimension but in I real-life I don't feel that way but here's the argument they he remembered the guy came back was like I [ __ ] a polar bear I [ __ ] all these things it's not the same without you right so that's where it's like I think that his friend has a certain draw and feelings towards him but I don't think the other guy was gay if George and I were in the same situation right we're we put the thing on who's the girl who's the guy let's say I'm the girl okay and he's the guy yeah right and now we're fighting and the girl is really hot I'm really hot and he got any starts making out with me I'm not gonna want to make out with him George but if he was a women woman also avatar I might and that personality I know it's George yeah so you don't like it but I would still do it because it's a girl if it were he was playing a guy I wouldn't do it I think that you would do it with anyone we talked about this we've argued about this I think that it's because I just compare it to my dream state where it my dream state I [ __ ] anything I do but I don't I have no control over my dreams it well that's my point in a video game situation I have choices mm-hmm in a dream I don't have any choice I'm in it I just think I'm gonna take a ruse and stuff I in my dreams I knew I I was a kangaroo once you live the whole life no but I was in a dream I was a kangaroo hopping up and down and I couldn't change it I have a question for you so all the friends that you currently have D'Elia Santino Erik Griffin your brother all of these guys of if you were the the fighting character viewer Ryu and they were the women of all of those people controlling that female character which one would you be the most likely a [ __ ] personality-wise because if you know yeah that's good that's a good that's a good set up did you put Santino in there but you put Santino with her can I throw in some guys that we know but that are on your list yeah probably Brendan Schaub as a Brendan Schaub is a woman you'd [ __ ] yeah alright because why our play that's a power it's a power play because he is bigger in real live and if I let's say I don't desire Brendan and all in any kind of way but um he would be somebody that he intimidates me physically so I would do it just too so that I can show some sort of dominance and on top of that he would feel it too because remember the guy was like he was having female orgasms in a man's body yeah the Brendan Schaub would be having female orgasms but if his ears are the same ears I can't do it the coffee [ __ ] yeah I can't do it okay good yet then I would do Brendan Schaub motivate here's somebody that wouldn't do no matter who was Erik Griffin I feel like and I'm gonna say something that is not racist all right and I think that everyone hear that but for some reason if I'm an avatar yeah and he's a female avatar and we're in a game I could probably still smell food okay the other day we got a fight a big fight with my brother about my brother I don't know and he is like because my brother I'm gonna get into sensitive things I'm not gonna okay I'm just saying that we gotta fight yeah and but we were at the comedy store and we didn't want people to hear us fighting because I remember phim and war walked up to us while we were fighting like we were no serious fight a red zone fight oh not joking no and I so we were getting closer and closer and his breath smelled um deep I'll just say that okay and I it was a smelled I don't want to smell again maybe he just had a meal yeah and didn't think he was getting gonna get into a face-to-face fight with you sometimes that happens to me but like someone gets in my face and I'm like oh my god I haven't brushed my teeth yet but I now I'm committed now I have they have to know what my breath is like yeah I forgive that but yeah he would not be somebody I would I don't find him sexual but a Brendan Schaub you would I feel like Brendan's job would be Game two yeah because when Brendan did Rogen after my ass he talked about he talked about me he likes talking about her no I didn't I didn't get hard but um and also I defend myself when it comes to joke that hurt a little bit what Joe said you saw the post and I'm afraid to go on it and some somewhere said he run away I run away I don't run away here's the deal is if Joe called me it says what are you doing Thursday mm-hmm I go I don't nothing what can you do the podcast at 2:00 yes but I've never called anybody about being at any podcast you know I did MA Marc Maron's a long time ago WTF before it was that before tiger belly right yes and he I went to Eagle wok cuz he invited me and I went to his house and I did it you know I've done that's how every all of them work since he's the Johnny Carson of all of the world now yeah he's the king I don't really feel like I should call the king you know I want the king to call me you know he really is people go Joe Rogan is does more for you than being on Fallon which is 100% true I believe that Joe Rogan is the he is the Johnny Carson of our generation because once you do it you'll automatically get a fan base yeah those people are ravenous and a lot of those fans are our fans as well crossover crossover so I would love to do Joe's and truth to be known it's not going to be because you know when people say you know we don't like slap King because he tries to be alpha male you know with you guys mm-hmm right but the thing is and I try I try to be out for me I try to dominate but that's how you know you're not an alpha the feeling the need to dominate is a very beta thing I know I know I know I know but you don't have to say that out loud and you don't know this about yourself and you don't know this about me I am so done with a certain type of man you represent to me all that is good you don't have a toxic masculinity about you and I find that really attractive I don't feel like you need to be this super straight edge you know no homo guy I love that you've explored I love that you've you know lived and you know the dark spaces of society I love that you're a sick [ __ ] I don't want you to be this cookie cutter good but I don't want you to be alpha either I love that you're my [ __ ] no Bobo you know because when you talk like that I know it's not you I know it's Linux right so the licks sometimes it pops out right and she gets aggressive right yeah she gets ha yo dog my bad I know I know here's the thing Lex licks here's a deal I know that you have street credibility I know that you have urban tendencies and I know that you so men you grew up in the streets of Pasadena yeah let me actually make this clear to you Pasadena has legitimate gangs I know you don't want to believe that we do me with the Pasadena Denver lanes is a real thing also the squiggly lanes are I know it sounds funny but that's a real game yeah dance but have you ever heard of the Latin Kings Aladdin existed in Pasadena yeah even the marshmallow puffs boys or their tunes dan there's our date have you ever heard of the marshmallow puff boys tell me the last thing they did what was the last thing they threw skittles at a school bus [ __ ] me Pasadena yeah write about concrete salty the concrete soft is [ __ ] oh [ __ ] dude I heard that like all throughout high school here's the deal the concrete softies right the concrete soft knees they don't yell [ __ ] they yell Frick well he's the leader of the group so yeah I don't I'm not I don't I don't believe because I don't believe in it I haven't seen it now if you're hard and you're from because you knew it was hard that god that was at my show in Ontario I'm really upset that Lix wasn't there what oh it looks it would have lit what would look stinks would have popped out her hoop earring are you Jersey to get point if you're in the green room he was running up towards sandy would you know I I don't I I wouldn't jump blindly like that but if it was Bobby I'm telling you right now if it was Bobby ask him now how it is even when people like approached him and I feel like uncomfortable about it I'll put my body in between I believe ah being with somebody else easily do you think that makes me a coward I just thought this during the fight when all that commotion was going on I could have went there and calmed it down I think no I don't think so I think that what you did and because they were that's what the security is there for during the headliner you're also a celebrity so that some [ __ ] would go down yeah I think it would just um maybe stir it up even more like they'll want to punch Bobby Lee but I want to say that I am the Kevin to your Whitney I am the Kevin Costner to your Whitney Houston and I will always always protect you okay thank you bodyguard Lex vixx so um you don't think that if I look because I don't know I feel like if I went up there and I said hey dude dude and he saw it was me that he would calm down because he didn't buy a ticket randomly he knows that I'm the headliner right yeah and I'm not a celebrity guys I don't know you say that I think I think that you probably would have not been able to hold your tongue you would have been you would have said something like you would probably like sit the [ __ ] down yeah and it wouldn't have calmed it he'd be all weird I still want to do this all my shows is have like have some had just go I want I've always wanted to have a girl in the audience and say it was my daughter right we're going to the audience go oh my daughter's here right right so my daughter were that thing explained the place would go crazy I don't think they could do it now because most of the audience now is Tiger belly fans yeah but what I wanted to do one time was go hey my daughter's here and people clap and then stand up have her stand up and then just make out what do you think of funny with that try that yeah because and mantra maybe because when I go on stage and I go you know Tiger belly fans it's 90 what about if you say nice well my knees from me oh yeah that'll close nice then people know that yeah but we would have to find an actor oh yeah not my actual nice hey guys sorry to interrupt but we have another amazing manscaped what manscape okay you guys manscaped is a [ __ ] dope ass product okay they have the lawn mower lawn mower 2.0 2.0 that I use to shave my facial hair but mostly my [ __ ] hair where the UM the meat is shine you know the meter the meat core right I have a meat core down here where my peepee is right yeah there's a lot of hair and I use man escapes lawnmower 2.0 to shave it I use all their products for my body because it feels good it smells great and it's a really cool startup man yeah it really is go on guys get 20% off and free shipping and a free free travel bag with a code Brawley at manscape I used their trouble bag the last 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go ahead I'm gonna [ __ ] you know me but even the way me still asks she can have the cookies in the cupboard yeah like oh she's a baby yeah she's a baby there's some dudes out there was a no but you can have my dick oh my god yeah they're like I don't want dick I want cookie ya know what they're both you know desserts I guess in certain areas in different regions yeah yeah anyway that's that yeah and turn it on and we are back it you know we're not cutting out the Eric Griffin and the breath thing all right I'll tell you what let's try to defend I know we just pause for a second right cuz food because kalila didn't we're eating and also kalida didn't want um she wanted to take out the Eric Griffin part where I said his breath stinks and I'm not gonna cut that out if someone falsely claimed that I had bad breath which I don't yeah you does a brush a lot and I've smelled Eric's breath and it smells just fine if someone falsely claimed I had bad breath for like 100 pounds of people to hear I'd be furious but the one thing that would get you would it would shatter me if someone said that on air that my breath was bad like I remember one time I was watching this vh1 show think I think it was like I Love New York and then she was like is this like a little man went inside your mouth like wearing [ __ ] shoes oh I remember that was like the worst roast that I had ever heard and it made me want to crime like if someone said that about my breath I would be shattered you've never had that breath because I in I have an oral fixation yeah never has my breath surprisingly okay surprisingly Jesus that answer is so far I think it's because it's all gums left back you don't have like no that's not what you get to the food to get stuck do you floss um he he does we both have morning breath of course that's natural you know what I've been doing is flossing I have never flossed before it's a bleed yeah but I've been stealing her flaws from the shower yeah Dean I'll take a little bit yeah I mean and I've been flossing it feels I can't believe I never floss before it's game changer did yeah I mean I've had like fried chicken stuck between my teeth for three weeks before where do you smell when you floss do you smell I'll be honest I do it yeah it's right here it's now on the back ones like I like you know used to disk that's why I would get cavities between neath mmm because I never floss but it feels good to floss I wish my parents taught me things my parents never told me to floss we never had floss growing up because I they probably didn't learn it themselves like my mom did yeah but if that should be a thing when you come to America right and you're getting your green card or whatever packet yeah Brian go this is important this is what we do here yeah but you can I just defend your parents for one hot second how many teeth sets of teeth and the Philippines am i fixing currently a lot okay what do you mean I am fixing all of my family's mouths in the Philippines I might oh and I'm charity in that way where I'm like you know what if there's one thing I'm gonna do for my family back home is to fix everyone's mouth because I don't like bad breath on people so in order for me to have a proper relationship for everyone back home I need everyone's mouth to be yeah you go all out yeah I do and I dump all my money into like dental work implants anything you need I got your mouth it's so cheap out there like when I was in South Africa I told you go cheese Sochi how much is it I remember in South Africa was not even that much is like a hundred bucks one dental implant here is probably four or five thousand dollars over there to get a full cleaning extractions and everything you know how much I paint like a hundred bucks I can't believe that it it's incredible it's incredible and they do good job yeah it's like you know when you get pills in Tijuana you can't tell the difference that's why it's called what is it called a medical vacation yeah when medical holidays because people go down there for vicodin and all the all kinds of I like it and um even like stuff like viagra or peeper hair you're like what's a hair one that they take propecia I'll say for him but they also do all the cosmetic surgeries there too yeah my friends to get dental work done in Mexico yeah a friend of ours who our realtor Michael yeah member you like - my tooth hurts I just came back from yeah Oh Michael hey oh my god but listen Michael sold us our house right yeah did he make money off of that yeah of course good [ __ ] regular does hey Michael go to a dentist dentists are the richest over in over here come even more than doctors because all their doctors but I'm just saying because that's how much cosmetic dentistry costs it's so expensive if you sell a house like Michael dead how much do you get I think like six percent yes then he works for three two four six three six percent of the whole what the cows cost yeah it's shared with the what's I got to look that up I have to look it up yeah yeah see good front Michael I love that guy yeah a little too much almost he's a fella I mean not that way guilt geez nobody so I have to do this David Spade a pilot tomorrow for a Comedy Central and it's like it's a panel show I hate panel shows more than any other kind of show was the last panel show you did Chelsea and and Chelsea's were so hard I mean there's something but that was hard dude there were some episodes where our looks like I would cry he would we would scramble me and Nick Youssef cuz bobby was already just over it after his like 600 the parents you know you were so me no I don't see yeah she was there and so me and Nick Youssef would just sit here an hour before he would have to go to the studio and we would just try and like write jokes remember and then yeah I remember one time what's Jerrod Carmichael uh-huh this is a dumb I am so jar calm Carmichael had his Robin undone those guys were doing his show the Jerrod Carmichael show and he was also I think an HBO special I think it kind of Montreal too but I didn't know any other stuff so in my head I'm like I'm gonna ask that black guy to help me write because I don't know who I I heard he hangs out with all the other funny guys right I heard he was a good writer after the HBO special no this is like he's about to do it or whatever but you know you couldn't say no to me right so I ended up going to that like a coffee bean with him for hours and I could tell that he was like I was gone what about this that you know I mean I could tell he was like like he's here right now but what a good kid for doing that shoutout to you George I loved it you thought we'd love George Carmichael here on the on the podcast he just his new show Rami yeah have you seen it no it's really good what's Romney a brewer we got invited to the screening is the one it's about my kid yeah yeah he's a comic from New York too we didn't go because you were out of town oh but it's a really good say we went we loved it Romney's great do you have a unhelpful deal I'm hopeful virus with Barbie voice now from now on let's just do something give me a little dude it's 200 that we're in a new era here what dick what kind do you want I'll try I try to do a southern one like a real redneck II one it's gonna be deep voice I don't care try it well oh helpful vas Bobby that's the new one I don't want to do that I don't want to do that every week let's just three option that's offensive to half donation okay three options right and we're gonna pick between the three so I like that one yeah then that's next one try a agen one maybe don't forget to how about Hispanic or Hispanic on it go hispanic yeah ebrill helpful advice it's bad it's real bad Lix yeah it's not good I'm gonna lose so now it goes from this try another one Oh give me a third one I'm a nerd maybe a nerdy one Bobby a koala I love that one we have that let's try this what about this blue make a new rule every flower weeks has quotes for the gas they're gonna think I'm 88 I don't care that's what I want to do I want to do that four in a row that's right that four in a row you're never gonna go to the deep until we go back unless you have about until tomorrow okay figure out a really good one that you're comfortable with yeah I don't know deep we mix it up yeah I like the challenge in fact you know what you can uh how about this every week it's gotta be something different it's how it lands right and we I don't want to know what it is okay you just throw it out there and we don't even once you say it we won't acknowledge it acknowledges of the guest so he's gonna be like oh well that's what happens every week all right so um go ahead there's a long one no let's not do the unhelpful of advice together do that it's alright go ahead cringy go ahead hi I'm a 39 year old guy from Vancouver and I can use some advice almost three years ago I married my beautiful wife whom I've been in a relationship with over ten years we met while working on cruise ships in our mid 20s and she is a European exotic creature that I hardly deserve now that not that I'm a troll or anything just a smaller guy trying to get by in a big man's world think younger David Spade with a lot less talent much like you guys sometimes people don't get the two of us are a couple no offense Bobby stuff about him about him fast forward to the end a few months ago after she went to bed I checked my email only it wasn't mine it was hers she had left it open in our 10 plus years I've never looked through her phone email or anything we both know each other's passwords but we still never felt the need what I saw that night was that she had been having an affair behind my back for years with someone in her home country whom she never broke it off with all those trips she would see she'd go home to see her family she would see him as well that night I stayed up all night translating countless letters and messages the most recent was only yesterday things I hope no husband ever has to see and read needless to say I was crushed I confronted her in the morning and we've talked about it to make a very long detailed story short it's been a tough three months what we're trying to get past it no however has affected me a lot I can't talk about it to anyone in order to protect my decision to stay with her fluctuating between furious conversations with her in my mind and trying to rationally think it through and try not to follow to insecure self deprecating depression it takes up far too much of my mental and emotional energy I don't know how to deal with it question is our anniversary and her birthday are coming up in July no they're only a few days apart should I get two separate gifts or combine it to a larger gift what's the right move here love you guys in this show I can't off at the joke question that's heartbreaking I was not expecting that question that is so [ __ ] funny is it real the whole thing was real and that he no I think the thing is real but the question is a joke to hide the pain the pain again but also should he combined the Geddes Center she spent how long right who knows how long she was like seeing this guy he doesn't know it's and he would have never known if he hadn't read the email because she's acting yeah right lying yeah lying lying yeah okay she's dishonest you have to leave for me I think once I see one of those I don't care I'm out because it's dishonest yeah that's us that's it yes and he forgive me no forgiveness that's tough to forgive I put myself in a in a position of having been cheated on before have you been cheated on before no okay they've been lucky you know you're lucky you've never had to feel the pain of loving someone so deeply and feeling very betrayed by that person you love so deeply I've been there and I found out a very tricky way because my vagina started not feeling good and I won one of those that's just very sensitive to like a new flora and I had I had noticed that I wasn't feeling good down there and my partner had just come back from being on the road because he was a tattoo artist and he was like you know he would go on the road and tattoo certain people or whatever and I became suspicious and when I asked him I was like I know my body this [ __ ] just doesn't happen on its own and I was like I'm gonna go to the doctor tomorrow I can go to the doctor tomorrow and find out what it is or you can tell me right the [ __ ] now and that's how I found out that I got cheated on and I was so [ __ ] in love with him he was much older than me too and he always through the the age card at me oh you just don't understand life you're only 22 years old and he was already towards almost 40 and he would always throw that at my face like you're not mature you're not this you're 22 you don't know like what real relationships are like and this [ __ ] had the gall to cheat on me multiple times I later found out it was multiple times but it's not easy to leave when you've had history you still was invested you're not with them anymore my god I actually stayed despite the cheating I left because he hit me oh that guy I stayed despite the Cheney I was willing to work okay I just I'm just not you know what the band did it I was like no no no no I'm here I'm just not made I honestly like I don't I don't I can leave you know once dishonesty is there I just like [ __ ] it there's so many other people in the world I don't have such a little time and you know come guy you know that's [ __ ] dishonest [ __ ] oh yeah this one's a tough one because it sounds like the affair had been going on for a yeah I don't like it for ten years yeah I have another interesting advice unhelpful advice question that was a combined gift I think right do it do the voice again hi guys a helpful fight with Bobby akka while oh my god it's so terrible I love it no I hate it hey guys hey guy I want try or do one okay hi Guys hi Guys hi guys there it is Paul Saito everyone helpful advice with me we're gonna save that what actually that's good hey this one was written directly to me so I feel like I we owe him a dance okay hey there kalila I'm a huge tiger belly fan and I love Bobby so much I love you I am from Tunisia and we still this is important the fact that he's from Tunisia okay cool okay so I know that Bobby suck dicks before all right okay God who's this guy thank you an important question you could improvise second pass this is very irrelevant this is and how do I say it this is very pertinent information okay so I know that Bobby suck dicks before o is repeated okay I had to if you keep interrupting me I will Groundhog Day this alright so I know Bobby suck dicks before I don't say it again now if you say it again we're not doing it okay all right fine I am 22 years old and I and I never had any sexual experiences with any girl only making out but I have had sex with men before but I don't know I don't have any kind of emotions towards them I am really confused about my sexuality I just want to know if Bobby thought he was gay at some time in his life and what what made him stop having accept with guys and how he was straight hold on this is a important part living in a Muslim country that's what Tunisia was important it's hard to hook up with girls guys on the other end are easy to have sex with in my previous gay experiences I never could have a full boner to penetrate my partner and I have always wondered if it's probably because I don't really like guys I really need Bobby's advice I'm really confused about my sexuality you have a podcast has really helped me some hard times I oh I've always known that I wasn't gay I don't care if I am or not I honestly don't if I was a comic and I was gay I would be a gay comic I would say it out loud I wouldn't hide it like some other people do ya name some names right I could put some initials out there no no my dad but yeah I mean dude you know if you are or you're not and by being in a Muslim country and if it's difficult moved to [ __ ] Wisconsin because in Wisconsin right in Madison the girls outnumber the men six to one oh that's a good ratio that's real I think the college ah is like that all right so or you know where you go is you good or like a war-torn country like somewhere you know in your Eastern Europe where the dudes have been fighting wars and then they're all dead the women are still there we don't do that go Widow hunting you got to get out of it or that environment but I love you god bless you thank you for listening you that was the most insensitive answer you have ever ever said good thing it's called unhelpful device for just in case that happens this is a man from a Muslim country I'm sorry what do you think porn about his sexual all right all right you are his Godin okay sorry I'm gonna get real what's his name I'm not gonna say his name we'll just say Tunisia Tunisia Bob here the honest truth it could be one of two things it could be that you are gay and the guys that you're with you're just not attracted to that could be the case because you know being heterosexual there's probably ninety nine out of ten women I would never hook up with that just did right so had have you not been able to get it up for some women yeah yeah so yes yes for sure especially prostitutes really you have a hard time it's happened to me twice with prostitutes one time in Toronto no yeah Toronto and the other one was in Vancouver not Vancouver that was in Canada that Toronto and the second one was in Thailand yeah yeah one day I was a Thai in Thailand and I am shooting that movie with Michelle yow I took mopeds to the place mm-hmm and I picked out a beautiful girl and went upstairs and there was something about her attitude that was like so negative and I know obviously but you know I you know it is a job right like do your job right but she so I paid for it but then I looked at her I got you know I don't think I can do it she was why do we do Dan I go you want someone to watch TV for half an hour because okay and she started crying because she was so happy she never [ __ ] me you know which is another issue you mean I've never had a girl except from that cry and thanking God that she didn't have to [ __ ] me you just weren't her type no that's not what it is anyway guy Tanisha mm-hmm that could be number one or number two you're not gay or number three you could be bisexual I think that you're only 22 and sometimes sometimes it takes people longer to figure out what they really really like I know it took me a while I remember in high school telling my dad I was like I think I'm gay and he was like great and then after a while I was like oh I'm definitely not I cannot eat I cannot you cannot I cannot eat [ __ ] I cannot I have tried it I cannot you can train yourself I cannot I'm just not into it have you ever eaten Jessica's [ __ ] what oh my God why would you ask that's my sister interesting did you ever eat her vagina are you kidding me that is my sister yesin of course not have you have you ever eaten a vagina of someone that I know No one time I was like threesomes right and there was this one time where I thought I was just like yeah yeah you know I'm probably bisexual and I was so proud of this [ __ ] that I thought it was so down for the experience and I just I just couldn't do it I did it then after Wellesley what have I done it felt so wrong I'm not I am definitely not really looked very nervous right now you're gripping her sure it's so tight I'm telling you right now it was not a good experience for me and that's how that's what solidified it for me I was like I am NOT into a [ __ ] and all right let's let's do a scenario then who would you eat their vagina you had to pick one of these people Condoleezza Rice no I'll give you the three I'm gonna give you the three okay Kathleen I love it I'm gonna give you the three okay if you had to write if you had to write Jessica oh no I already know oh wait your sister no no give another hard one your sister kawin de yeah well your mom there it is one of the three or what or what I have to pick no I cannot here's a thing actually in this scenario you can't die at Groundhog's Day so you have to make a choice you have to make a choice of course I choose the person not related wait say the name musica the one do you have my logic you have it's nasty [ __ ] right there like me yeah Wow we learned a lot ask me who I would blow oh I know you'd blow anybody between my brother and my dad there's no way I feel like you choose both oh yeah Steve yeah your father yeah George Kimmel hey blow George that's not that's our yeah there you go brother Steve who's that woman that is so much hotter really ugly oh come on you know my [ __ ] life oh my god I know because I would have a conversation with Steve that would make it okay I thing dude dude dude if I don't do it humanity dies George's my other option I know hey Jory would it you want you want me to give George pleasure yeah my brother Blake no dude that's the angle right I go well then I'm gonna have to blow you stroke you want me to blow dad he had a stroke that's the angle here's the thing I would I would choose to blow your dad if I were you yeah because you know he's already older so he doesn't have to remember it for the rest of his life your brother Bobby has to live with it I know but no Steve has to live with getting blown for like 40 more years wow there's a lot of I could I can only imagine blowing my dad and having him say stuff in his stroke like you know fine set off him saying you what's that mean what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] like if I was blowing my dad because I wouldn't be able to say right and he's still alive and conscious right so he would have to say so you would say something no way no that's not my dad's not gonna close out his life with that that's closer that's the bright way to go I will never blow him I will never blow this guy my brother anyway listen to thank you so much for listening to another episode of tiger belly wonderful that was fun yeah goodbye all right guys we'd like to thank our sponsors Equipe ridge wall at voodoo and manscape for free quick refill of pack with your to get quipped at comm slash belly get 10% after his sleek front carry wallet at Ridge wallet comm slash slept and use the promo code slept SLE PT and to watch them the movies we talked about many more head over to vudu.com slash tiger belly and start watching today and get 20% off free shipping and a travel bag at manse Capcom using a promo code belly if you want more Tiger belly in your life and if you're listening now you obviously do get premium audio episodes every week only our patreon.com slash tiger belly I'm sorry I'm just I love that Bobby would not suck your dick I think about Jessica that discussion I'm both mad and traumatized yeah hey thanks everyone who wrote a side to us review this week you helped us get in the top not 30 but 20 and if you haven't yet will you leave us a review and to everybody who has an interesting problem you want some bad advice or good advice we have a new email for unhelpful device and that is advice on helpful at gmail.com kalila where can we follow you even though I know you're kind of like out of your body right now you can find me on all social media platforms at calamity cave you get everything Bobby Lee at Bobby Lee live.com everyone have a wonderful night and played this game we just played with your other family do it on Christmas bye [Music] [Music]

Channel: TigerBelly

Views: 263,684

Keywords: tiger belly, tigerbelly, bobby lee, podcast, khalyla, tgrbly, all things comedy, 4th of july, brendan schaub, tfatk, david spade, comedy, stand up, this past weekend, theo von, funny, funniest, black mirror, review, react, joe rogan, guest, clips, whiskey ginger, funniest podcast moments, sandy danto, mark normand, morning news press, yinyang monkey, Joe Rogan Tells Bobby Lee Stories

Id: XWJMo_B6TUQ

Length: 75min 43sec (4543 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 04 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/wipny]

Someone on social media pointed out the tan border lines separating the different camera angles are distracting. I have to agree /u/PinkDickOFFICIAL.

Also, Bobby announcing his shows in the beginning of the episode with the cities/dates overlaid on screen is smart. It only took something like 200 episodes...

I like that they're still experimenting and trying out different things to see what works. Good job George!

[u/wipny]

Any guesses on which guest wanted their episode pulled? If I had to guess, it's Andy Dick. He didn't make a good account of himself there.

Bobby should save that niece bit as the closer for his special. It would be hilarious to see the reaction from the audience.

[u/samdoberman]

Great podcast episode. I feel like they are my friends.

[u/Hercules3000]

"no edits, no takebacks. You are ruining your life being here." Dvdasa

[u/[deleted]]

I'm hoping there is a contract signed at the beginning of each podcast.