Theo Von, Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em! | TigerBelly 319

foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] you could be the eighth like the Wayans brothers you know are they like the Wayans brothers for whites who the wall Brooks kind of yeah there's like nine of them right yeah 12 of them you could be the last one yeah like the youngest one bro the one that makes like the you know the hamburger store well you make the [ __ ] wall Burgers bro you make the like organically yeah ketchup I never been there so nice in here what yeah beautiful I feel I've missed you it's great to be in here miss you too you look well yeah yeah thank you what's well with the sunglass bro huh the sunglasses bro I've been watching poker on ESPN oh yeah yeah they do it have you ever seen it oh yeah well I've seen poker before on television well they do it on there it's called element of Disguise ah so I don't know what your eyes are doing right what are you learning I might not even have my I think my eyes could have been left in the car [Laughter] yeah I could be in the car reading a book right now okay do you have a good poker face no that's the thing it's like you know there's a good Pokey face let that dude loose around an aquarium bro but bro your little [ __ ] lunch box salmon bro sorry you're attacking me dude well here's a snake to me you get attacked oh hold on we'll talk about that in a second I will huh see if this is a good thing male glue on your fingers you've been at the post office all right so we're playing we're playing poker right yeah yeah I got [ __ ] four aces in my hand is that good that's uh that's amazing it's amazing right how many aces are there in the deck y'all playing with one deck no there's three Ducks oh you're doing all right yeah I'm still doing pretty good all right so let's say I know I'm putting money in but I'm trying to hide that I have this hand right see if this face is good well hold on it's so good yeah no no I'm throwing in the I'm throwing the chips bro how much money you put in are you here's that here's what I'll up you is that what you said I heard the for the person before he puts 500 you can call it yeah yeah you can raise it okay how about that how much is the pot already I'll say like uh 25 Grand it's just him and one more person I'm gonna go 500 okay I opened another 3 000. it's too obvious that that good yeah your head moves slowly I'll double it no I'll match it I'll match it right watch watch I'll match it is that good huh no what I just did there I'll do a turn right yeah I'll look at the guy match it okay oh okay then I'm gonna do this you do that you do that it's the tongue yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh you're the tongue that you do the tongue thing yeah oh man bro all in right or he's holding a butt right all in right and I'll do a little giggle like I can't believe it okay no no dude oh that's kind of confident and I'll look around and I look in the camera right yeah like there's a camera there because at ESPN I'll go like this right yeah and you go like and then I with looking in the camera okay I push it all in like this okay right and then what do you do yeah yeah I'll look over at the camera yeah yeah because I have five Aces five five [ __ ] and I go SPF all the way right and then what I do is I'll go I'll look in the sky to God what I'll do right you look I'll go like this right yeah and then I'll go because I have no more chips I put it all in right I'll be sitting behind you oh I have a guy sitting by and I'll go I'll do a little head thing you have a translator no it's not trying to I speak English though but you also have one oh just just in case yeah yeah all right but mostly he has snacks yeah and I'll go that means you know being bring the deed to my house oh I'm throwing in my house pink slime right so it's not over it's not over at all and I signed the [ __ ] paper okay right I always lick it okay because I want it moist wow right because you use bird feather you write with bird feather yeah dude okay get an eye okay yeah yeah bought a condo that yes it's sinking okay Louisiana it's in South Florida it's right now all right sort of Riff Raff oh I see okay yes it is the building is about eight inches shorter than when I bought it but yeah it doesn't matter man this is World Series poker sorry for that okay and then now we got to put now we flip oh really nothing all right so I hear then I go right don't you throw me in there well you're in a cage but cages are allowed on the on the show yeah yeah it's a ball gag yeah and also it's a union job yeah you're sag right all right eligible look if you are sad I don't see it honey okay that's right right so I go like this right and these doors open like first you have smoke coming right well right dude the whole budget's gone right and all of a sudden like fireworks that right and then I have like um little people you gotta say I think uh um I think yeah little Latinas are coming in right or they're who's at the Mayans I think they're mines yeah they're Mayans right little mind they come here it's not way in the water what yeah they've been in Jacksonville they live in Jackson dude they were at a trailer event you can't be in there then wait are they introducing me in a cage yeah you were in a cage but now I'm you're out of it yeah because we're singing the song who wants some [ __ ] Gilbert's in there okay yeah hey man Gilbert's in there and George is in there when building through his hair alone right they're coming in and you guys are naked scared you have your arms on the [ __ ] bars shaking and you're shaking right there so who wants to come in who won I would be like hey Bobby's looking for you right you know so I bring them in I go them yeah damn Ian too right so I put that on and then what you got oh gosh dude and then I think I probably do like a little uh yeah at this point you got a real [ __ ] uh you got a real Cirque du Soleil going on yeah right right right right you're you're thinking the budget's getting pretty hot I probably have a couple Brothers show up oh and a Dodge Charger yeah and uh and then uh they start singing that song where do you see my oh yeah yeah yeah everybody's Whispering twins yeah yeah yeah so yeah twins yeah yeah and they're affordable now so yeah we can get them right and it honors Asian culture because of the yin and the Yang wow amazing think about those two guys he bets them right so then we now we turn over the cards yeah right one of them whispered because he had throat cancer did you know that no yeah which one had a huh Ying or yang who had throat cancer Yang or yang have you got to take a guess yeah I feel like Ying yeah it sounds like he should he would have it more strain yeah gang yeah yeah got it yeah so then we could turn over our cards yes and our parents are asleep by now it's getting late at the at the poker game our parents have left oh our parents were there I didn't know oh yeah yeah I don't know well then there's gotta how about this you know what I mean who wants a [ __ ] in my part right I go good night Mom so she you know I mean she's leaving right get out of here yeah we're all like everything's fine everybody leave until you start smoking crack again that's a crazy thing so mom's like everything's great yeah they leave the room yeah yeah so we turn over the cards right I turn over mine first that's fine I'm almost dead asleep at this point all right but no it's good no so I'm back awake okay yeah yeah I'm back I flip it over and I go like look at what I got what do you got and then you and then I go [Laughter] you look right and I lay them down but here's what I do yeah I have five but I hide one Unwritten this go four so we draw oh we draw and so I go good friend so I look around I go ah it's a draw I guess right and then you scoot it over and reveal the fifth to be continued oh wow wow okay because what I was about to do is go and do a little hand signal for another guy to come out to bring me a shotgun right and what I would do on live ESPN television is just sticking in my mouth and just like Bud Dwyer yeah yeah budwire and just all over the really well yeah yeah but now that you didn't well now that Bobby's out of the picture colada yeah my [ __ ] is still backstage I'm not saying let's play cards so welcome to another episode of tigerbelly oh welcome you know um I didn't know oh you knew I I did I didn't you knew there was a snake in the mail accusations anyway we got the human embodied here I'm gonna make a sound and you tell me if it reminds you of you going to the post office okay okay [Laughter] yeah yeah it's it seems familiar yeah yeah slippers yeah yeah I'll remind you wait in line at the post office Bobby so um Theo Von oh you little spiked skunk hey [ __ ] you hey bro hey bro don't call me that you want to bring a swordfish to a gunfight you little piss guppy you sent me those dirty dishes and you sent the snake Bubba first of all I don't know where the [ __ ] you live in Nashville number two it's like why would I if I was gonna were they poisonous the snakes the snake was a rat snake Bob right Bob can they kill you Bob huh can they kill you Bob they can't kill me why huh you only send one right right if you want to kill me you need to say Mass so yeah so I would have sent maybe 10 of them right and they're more poisonous than the whatever the gutter one was that the wrap what's the gutter whatever the rat snake what I could stand up it was a rat snake rat snake the box it was a dishes that was said you know this it was dishes that was sent it was little uh Chinese little cups or something like kind of shaped like this and had those spoons that also has a you know the spoon y'all have that as a bowl on the end it's kind of [ __ ] cheating honestly but you know what do you mean that's the nearly deep ones yes I do just oh [Laughter] yeah yeah whatever dude these [ __ ] little Pinoy ladles you know yeah yeah okay dude about all your [ __ ] yeah yeah anyway it's a box of little Asian dishes they're all wrapped in newspaper so I open it up there's no return address it's from Los Angeles but there's it says on the sticker thing but there's no um return address so I'm like oh I wonder who sent this literally I go do some other stuff in my house I come back over there three minutes later and there's a snake right outside of it that's moving around in my home where I live Bobby a wall wasn't that funny because my intention I think I came here bro bro mine bro if I wanted to cook if I wanted to kill you you'd be dead already so I do things for a chuckle yeah right so when you saw the little dishes and that little bold spoon thing right and the little snake right did you get a chuckle out of it now I thought who sent me the Chinese ramekins or whatever right right but after you went through that thought process right you thought I really sent it and that's funny I thought who do I know that's Chinese or semi-chines yeah I'm not Chinese no semi a semi-chinese I am semi Chinese but if you played your cards right you could have been all right even before I even came to Earth I'm just saying dude if you do your BTS [ __ ] work you [ __ ] show up like you want right okay I [ __ ] it up up there huh before I came I'm not saying that but right it's been said yeah all right okay I'm just saying so don't send me snake bro all right bro my bad dude okay that was gonna get a charcoal but my bad dude very scary yeah okay you know how hard it was to get that snake I had to go all the way to Monterey Park to get that okay there was a restaurant over there there are Mexican people dressed up like Asian people selling a snake yeah yeah okay half that Park is a bunch of Asians and finding your address was tough bro yeah really yeah yeah public knowledge okay all right but you know what I thought it was gonna be funny but I apologize man if it scared you a little bit it did scare me yeah yeah are you gonna send me something or what let's keep in mind that I open all the mail so it's got to be something oh well have you heard that Justin Timberlake song what is it what's wrong there's so many dude the one with the uh it's like mail they sent what it's like a um Dick in the Box oh is that it no this guy dude this guy I would never send that and that is a joke you guys shouldn't laugh either okay yeah Mark [ __ ] white Berg over there just freaking oh one of Owen Benjamin's henchmen yeah yeah okay yeah um foreign [Music] how'd that go who were you trying to summon I mean some of the people that showed up there was one guy who showed up I remember who uh all his some guy showed up whose car had been like attacked he'd been at a bar and people kicked all the windows out of his uh car so we didn't get anybody we wanted to be there but like I was like looking for help or whatever and we happened to be doing a seance you know we had uh we just happened to be yeah we and that dude [ __ ] like is banging on the dorm like who ordered this guy this dude just got jumped this dude's bad luck yeah you know have you ever been done a seance or tried to yeah I've seen him yeah I mean oh he would literally Tom yeah Lily Ty I saw one you know what I mean um I wanted to try to find a robe you know will you texting I'm not dude yeah I just uh I got a Netflix special thing coming out so this oh congratulations dude I literally have to pick the art right now oh that's [ __ ] congratulations you could probably do it afterwards do it now [ __ ] it all right my bad you filmed it already yeah we already filmed it man where'd you film it at and uh actually I we filmed it at the Ryman in Nashville oh wow so pretty cool over there yeah a lot of good people over there like you guys yeah what do you mean my noise minorities huh yeah and minorities no I don't see you guys as anything different than me oh dude that's the most positive thing I've ever heard from you bro really yeah I'm so happy to be here man I think I came in a little bit hot I want to apologize no no no you screw you you you screeched in here you came in there and then you came out you go I'm gonna piss in your bushes you did Kill My Fur in the last time the last time yeah you killed out one of our friends and then you came in and you were like Boo your base mommy they would serve this at a hospital this [ __ ] is healthy bro okay yeah and then you said like oh can I I'm gonna go pee outside I go the bathroom's right here I got now I want Piazza you prefer peeing outside dude I remember when I was a child man I was so scared I remember this as a kid like I would get so scared at night that I would p i remember hearing that wolves like if they had wolves in your area that they if you pee then they wouldn't come around the urine because the Wolves would mark their area yeah yeah yeah you know what I'm talking about wolves in Louisiana huh we had two wolves actually dude and some man Unleashed I'm on the uh like in an air this is a different story but I'll tell once or at a time but at night I would be so scared after I heard that I would stand on my bed and literally pee or from the wall all the way around my bed to the other wall oh definitely come get me at night that's smart dude I thought it was pretty smart making a perimeter basically around you in Minnesota I had a friend named David Siebert and David sieberg let's pee in a cup and give it to my mom and I go and I go I don't want to right because his mom was so cool and [ __ ] oh yeah he's like no she'll think it's like lemonade and stuff right oh and I go I don't want to right what and so he peed in it right it's I peed a little it we gave it to the mom she drank it all I remember was I was thrown out of the house you mean like you drank it she did drink it she drank it she kind of threw me out like you know like you know like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air yeah right threw me out the door closed I catch of the day almost like at this in Seattle when you see those commercials in Seattle I'm going to throw in the fish yeah that's what it was like she threw me out right and I just remember like commotion inside the house yeah God damn it you know what I mean you know all that kind of stuff right yeah I haven't seen David sieber for years after that wow yeah yeah and but you know we should call him I don't know anything about him bro you know his name you ever been peed on oh yeah are you into that no at all yeah I opened my mouth and everything yeah yeah that's the Earl that's a warning sign of being into I've been peed on yeah no this girl did this and I went because she was so hot I was like exactly yeah yeah no I totally get that yeah so I'll try I knew a girl she used to say serve me up some of that hot coffee she would say all right I'm not joking did she want it on her face or just her body huh I think she was trying to do it like for Modesto she was like trying to get the medicinal values out like like Marquez the boxer who beat who knocked out Manny Pacquiao really he drinks his own how much does he have a week I'm not sure but I think it's a daily consumption if I wouldn't have that much remember that um video two girls and one cup I don't want to talk about that I do the classic because I remember somebody showing me that and I wasn't grossed out by it yeah because you love poo I love poo but it's also kind of like it was more scientific it's a kink I cannot give you I am not into poo pee I'm into yeah yeah I made them babe oh gladly pee all over your face but I need you to pee on me I'm into it but were you grossed out by the boat when they were eating the poop I'll start a water slide for you you know what I'm saying I'll start a wave pool I'll start a wave pool in the back of my truck you know um I like I always like I always uh I would pee around the bed I remember to keep the Wolves Out yeah yeah but then like this there was it literally got all starchy on the carpet over time because I peed for years up here probably four years outside of my bed yeah and I remember I would stack my Underpants full of um like towels and t-shirts because I was so scared I didn't want to get up and go to the bathroom because I thought something was going to get me so I'm like if I pee I gotta like make it so I have to change my bed and stuff so I could go back to sleep yeah so I just remember man I would just stack my Underpants just full of like shirts I was never gonna wear maybe gonna wear I put those further out so that the so the pee would hit like the ones I'm never gonna wear first yeah and then like the better clothes on the out your mama never said anything like God smells weird in here I'm sure she I'm sure she thought that yeah yeah but there was just I think bigger fish to fry you know no offense no I mean I love fish and I like frying it but man I'm not no none taken bro well I will say you are the Catch of the Day I'll say that by the way hey bro I'm right here dude and you are pretty good good you're a great man hey thank you so much I'm a great man right your catch of the decade yeah because my mom used to remember I told you about the crystals on my bed yeah crystals she was into that no no my mom yeah yeah right oh yeah because remember I used to come on my hands all right oh yeah I put on on the on the on the wall right so it dried into these like yellow crystals oh those crystals yeah yeah so so my mom my mom would chisel it hey shellack it like shellac it from the from the wall yeah I'm not there making the Lord that's the Lord's night bright your own semen out of the wall do you believe God's looking at you like oh what's Bobby up to today like oh yeah rubbing his human source of existence yeah yeah I wonder if you and then I don't know this is a scientific question but um it's purely science bro no it's good to be here I wonder but I wonder um just want to throw out right if you took the the [ __ ] crystals yeah right and you looked at it in a microscope right do you see sperm in there just oh like Han Solo frozen like frozen yeah or are they dead you think they're dead right I don't know I think some of them can get stuck in time like not in time but they found like a human footprint the other day I think from 19 not 1910 like 40 000 years ago oh so I think you could have stuff in there if they look at your DNA they could see time they could see the passage of time in it I think oh wow you're asking if it ever gets like Amber on it gets fossilized what are whether or not yeah from a Jurassic Park and where they took you know they took out and that was already you think you see like a sperm wearing like a 311 hat or something what do you think yeah yeah maybe you do I wonder I don't know because I think in the future we'll get stronger telescopes that can even see back in the time I get it you know the telescopes we have I can only see they can't see that far yeah yeah I understand you know did you see the squid game everyone's talking about or what you liked it or no I watched it in my car on the way here that's why I got lost honestly I took a really turn him on my hallway because I'm on episode six oh yeah dude it's crazy man it's um you know and I had a fibrillation recently too you have afib I'd had one of them I had like a little bit of them because I know about it I do because I I got a um a procedure done too ablation bro an ablation but it wasn't afib it was similar I gotta think beef I don't know if it's beef I don't know what I got some it's like almost like they remixed yard it's like almost like having a black eye stuck in your heart I think it's like you just get like a it's like you get a kind of uh yeah I feel you yeah I feel you man it's like somebody hit a black guy stuck in your heart like suddenly your heart just [ __ ] trouble yeah it's dancing you're like damn somebody yeah yeah somebody turned up the Reverb in my damn aorta you know why we both have that because we have old daddies I'm telling you it's a thing oh you think so yeah oh your dad was old too I mean leave the one it's the one thing that we have in common yeah yeah you know I was in you and that we both love you we do both love you and each other uh your energy right now yeah Each Other Well I met him I met a Asian girl she might have been Vietnamese dude she the one I don't know you met a Viet Viet yeah she's special gal what'd you meet her in Nashville or I met her I think indoors I'm not sure where it was yeah yeah but I met her indoors yeah but did you do you meet her on an app or did you find me a real life a real life bro she's an ABG Asian baby girl oh yeah no agent ABG ABM what does it mean I'll show you what a photo of that yeah thank you guys for having me too man of course anytime Theo you're our family but my point is is that when you see somebody like that no I know VC my stepdad used to draw them on napkins before he died Asian baby girls when you go from this transition to this or that whoa tattoos tattoos yeah she just has like a lot of Arts she she almost it's almost our body it's almost like it's almost like being in at a museum there's so much art on it all right yeah you're like what section is this where's the gift shop but what I'm wondering is exactly how do you hit on gr I want to know how Theo Vaughn hits on a woman like okay so you're at a art gallery or whatever a coffee shop let's play it out your art gallery I'm a girl I'm the vehicle Vietnamese girl your Asian baby girl yeah yeah what's your name though Harriet a Vietnamese woman named Harriet oh I know what it is I don't have an accent oh ABG is no they're American Girls yeah uh like sort of Valley they just say yeah like they're like Harry Styles that's what they say all the time that's probably her name or ask me what my name is you know I'll just make something now go ahead go ahead approach her okay what is it do you approach you asked me you don't know what my name is yeah good evening good evening or what time is it sorry I can't no that's good that's fine keep it that right good evening it's noon oh well it doesn't matter time doesn't matter my name is Jana oh hey Yana nice to meet you my name is Theo and I saw you from across the room actually oh hi yeah I was just wondering if you've been do you go out a lot like a lot around here or do you stay indoors do you go out yeah what do you do well you know I just do you know I I like being indoors because I wake indoors I sleep indoors oh you do yeah but to go out and I like I like milk yes so okay you know I'll wake up and have this strong urge to drink some milk all right so I'll do a little skip to the store get some homogenized whole milk oh so you're athletic huh yeah yeah and I'll just drink a whole liter for the morning that most people they a lot of people drink coffee or a Red Bull or whatnot you know can y'all systems handle milk well or not because that seems like almost like it would be uh I want lactose so yeah oh damn yeah there's a party down there Mommy just a little fire style yeah yeah okay so I like this a little what's your story I mean do you like being indoors or outdoors I mean where do you dwell I like being outdoors more often these days but I know Winter's coming so and I'll probably be more indoors probably coming up yeah but I'd love to be indoors with you oh yeah yeah I'd like to take you indoors somewhere yeah this is turning me on hey guys when you say Allah when you say Allah indoors yeah catch my drift yeah where do you mean I mean indoors uh roller rank I'm trying to think trying to think something that would be fun for Asian people yeah yeah Aquarium Roller Rink uh would you think that when Asians go to like an aquarium they get like so excited they get so like do our mouths water or are we like everyone else going oh that's an interesting honestly my mom does she names all in that's kitong darling Oh really that one's really good to eat I swear all day long when you go to aquarium she wants to name all the fish that are edible yeah I think it's the same as if a white guy goes in like Texas Roadhouse or something you know throws the peanuts down in the ground or yeah yeah like some guy goes into like uh you know the 4-H you know like oh look what these kids are doing you know some kids over there some kids combing a sheep on his stepdad [ __ ] erect right behind him like 4-H is weird as heck did you guys have 4-H what's 4-H man you pull up an image of foreign no it means like for I think happiness I think is the H is it like oh Horticulture is that what it's supposed to be yeah Shamrock but can you can you Google good people of 4-H okay I've never good I can't see this guy slinging racial slurs over here dude okay there you go I'm a true leader no that's that's some of them but I want to see him with the animals with animals throw with animals in there what the [ __ ] with animals oh this is going to be beautiful my niece might be in here there's one right down the top left look at that guy okay little Randall that's 4-H yeah what does that handle dude and his black friend we are our four so 4-H kids are four happy kids they're into animals in terms of like tell us more man go for a picture can we get into a slideshow here bro this is bro this is God's country right there look at this lady huh yeah getting a little Urban over there she met somebody in Memphis right there number 497 you saw hers and look at this lady right there she got some beautiful animals she's taken care of it's basically children taking care of animals they comb them oh my nieces have a couple chickens too really are they vegetarians then men 4-H kids or what uh uh I would say no oh they eat the meat yeah yeah unless the meat ate a salad unless like one of the animals ate a bunch of salad right right right right or it's more than ribbons and awards it's about the people ex lifelong lifelong a lot of words yeah a lot of words Yeah Yeah country fair you know yeah think about a county fair is that a southern thing then a 4-H I think it's more Midwestern he knows all about it yeah all about the youth yeah and the women have their hair like they'll like really braid it up and do a ribbon in it you know it's like a real and you got to take care of my my niece has a uh they have like I think it's like seven chickens four bunnies inside oh no it's pretty cool so I saw a documentary the other day [ __ ] me up man it was called from The Remnant Missionary church it's in Nashville bro really yeah it's called a Remnant it's this lady right look at a Remnant Minister I'm gonna send you a video my sister sent me of them because they had to go stay in a motel what's your email Gilbert a [Music] please don't answer this hour oh yeah that's bad there you go bro I'm gonna show you they were staying over there by the Hampton Inn all right man I'm gonna talk about this Nashville thing man okay what happened well I'm gonna look it up hold on I want to see if I have it right and the special is coming up so just watch it guys I don't want to forget because I forget I'm having such a good time in here remnant God it's so nice in here huh you were the first person in the studio I remember oh it's called bro it's called REM that wouldn't talk to me Fellowship Everybody's scared remember how scared people were it's in Brentwood Tennessee I was scared I peed around the whole building that's why Brentwood Tennessee and what is it Bobby it's called The Remnant Fellowship oh okay what are they doing and it's a cult right and the lady and um Joe Laurie who was Joe's lorries they got from Saturday Night Live huh no no no I don't know Joe Laurie was Tarzan bro you know about this yeah yeah bro Tarzan I thought that was Johnny Weiss Miller just listen to what I'm saying man okay this Tarzan bro met this lady right she's looking finished let me finish what I gotta say let me just finish what I gotta say all right dude I just knew this was [ __ ] do a threat right Remnant it's a natural Bro you've heard of Brentwood I've heard of Brentwood right they have a church man gay country okay all right anyway they might be huh no it's fine if it's fine but it's definitely if you want to if your car breaks down out there a lot of things are going to break down right talking about your butt that's your family Remnant that's the remnant wow look at that little tan and bomb in the middle that little freaking orange Chiclet right there in the middle huh yeah yeah yeah yeah who's that huh look like Dog the Bounty Hunter anyway Matthew the lady that started the [ __ ] I forgot her name oh they're beautiful family but the lady that started it right in the 80s and 70s she she made people lose the weight through the Lord right so you can pray the way it off or whatever right and then later she became a big cult she was on Ricky Lake a bunch of [ __ ] I love Ricky Lake I love I don't know what I'm talking about but let me just finish bro that's crazy anyway she met Tarzan man [Music] dude look up Tarzan in Manhattan look up just listen look it up Tarzan in Manhattan in Manhattan what Manhattan New York man oh yeah yeah did you look it up yeah look it up there he is right that's Joe Laurie okay that's right yeah so he marries the lady that the church lady right and then they [ __ ] got on a plane in about nine months ago they crashed they all died no yeah man and the chimpanzee the chimpanzee lived man yeah he was the witness bro you know what I mean in the cops world what you're right and then you know and they try to blame it on a black guy a bad dude they try to blame everything on a black guy but a plane crashes like some black guy did it you're like what are you talking about yeah yeah anyway check out the documentary it's on HBO man I gotta check that out man I'll never look at that I've never explained something worse honestly I've never explained something worse than just I agree yeah what you didn't say anything about anything with the documentary was about yeah the documentaries about the they're a cult right and it's like they beat their kids oh wow a couple of kids I just saw this picture the way down that's the girl they got here that's the lady propeller isn't it yeah yeah Gwen shamblin that's yeah Gwen sham now her daughter is the leader of the thing um and that's it's just like this [ __ ] a lot of beautiful people out there what are they beautiful people though I don't know anything about them I don't think they are man have you heard Theo of um the offshoot of the Korean cultist church called the Moonies the Moonies look them up now I think you might get a kick out of them I don't think they're called the Moonies anymore but they have they they wear like crowns of like bullets on their heads they go to church are they Raiders fans readers I'm sorry oh there he is [ __ ] taking a hit off a vape huh yeah yeah oh this is uh and that they bring like all their guns and everything with them to church they have like Mass wedding ceremonies yeah here's the thing and they always rip Church in a lot of videos here's the thing some people just believe in their group man it just happens this is in America this isn't in Korea yeah I like it man I like people doing wild [ __ ] dude we used to go to a church man where they would do something just like a wild stuff people speaking in tongues people have a snake up there different animal up there I went to a church one time in Africa man they cut animals neck right there people drinking blood right off the animal but if we but but it's like we'll look at Africa and be like man they're doing everything great but then if somebody slices open a damn lamb here on a [ __ ] Saturday night yeah like look at these gays you know where people rip on Bob Larson who that is Bob Larson is he does exorcists right yeah he's probably a great guy he's a great guy and if you go on the mechanic basically if you go to YouTube right there's so many people possessed by demons right yeah so now that's a great place to find them too I'll agree with that don't you agree and they're on Tick Tock yeah yeah they're on Tick Tock as well bro right yeah but Bob Larson right if you're you know there's different kinds of demons meals above you mean yeah I think there's a demon named John how do you just how do you determine if something is a demonic possession if they're just on flakka is a drug that makes you act like you are but no this is a Midwest this is like on a Sunday at a church man people are just sitting there like in Pablo's and we'll walk up and go I feel you know I mean some Persian demon inside you Persian oh yeah man things are getting there look yeah this guy look it up turn it up bro oh oh you gotta put the headphones on He's Just For Men I bet oh that's him here we go see he's he's ousting a demon he's the possess bro put your headphones on if you want to hear it oh this is us doing a podcast no it's real look at the lady behind him yeah he's scared that's some Jewish guy I think huh always getting the Jew out is he really no dude he cannot do it okay look at the black lady behind him she's like I shouldn't have said on this boat when does this thing drop off this is real though man wow and it's like for me it's like if I was went to that I would love to go together you can witness things oh this is like Simon says but for people that are really having a tough time yeah there we go look at that lady looks like Kid Rock in the back is that Maryland rice cook go back go back half a second right there oh you're right it kind of looks like oh my God right there that's right that's Maryland rice cup man what what the [ __ ] look at him that is her she's a great actress oh I know what's going on yeah yeah so you know I mean some people get possessed and there's dudes like Bob Larson you know I mean helping out people right and people rip on them would you be a Pat could you ever find yourself in a pastorship do you feel like Bobby or kalila I feel like there's a calling yeah yeah I mean I feel feel called too because people love you you know I could see you really finding a way to really I and I mean I think you do it some with podcasting because you're like talking to people and you're providing us fun environment for them yeah I think I'd be a good sermon I could go up and just do a sermon yeah and I think that I could be riveting and I think I can I have things to say you have to get on a phone book I bet though at the thing you know no offense or they put a step in probably no we you know they'll do that no they call them no they call them apple boxes bro yeah they get it wait no you can I'm very uh you can just extend your legs now apparently it's you don't have to travel to China to get your legs brothers and sisters brothers and sisters yes Pastor don't talk young man of the son of the Lord right we are connected with energy here together and we are one with each other I like 1995. give me 1995 put in the past Sigma new right and then everyone puts 1995 in the basket right and I'm you know we make a little money right so I can get my clothes and I have a nice oh not the year 1990. no I need money okay is that too low do I say brothers and sisters or family no brothers and sisters family of thy kingdom thy come pronoun pretty good couple of different pronouns yeah [Laughter] brothers and sisters right this young man is possessed by you mean I'm possessed by Jesus Christ no my friend the anti-vadai the anti anti-thigh right and then I'll do what Bob loves I'll hit you with the [ __ ] Bible and then what do I do well you go into because you're possessed so you're talking of avulsion yeah yeah you go your eyes would roll back yeah and do that I'll start yelling right and then right you start fibbing and then after the brother in my heart and then after the church right you and I are giggling in the back because we we did it you know I mean we rehearsed it already but you know what I mean right but that's trickery that's trickery Bobby I'm not talking about that I'm not talking about stealing from people oh yeah you're talking about being real well I'm talking about like uh here's my sister right there they staying during the storm they stayed at a damn Hampton and she sent me this okay due to the damage is there audio of Hurricane Ida we've decided to stay at the home too sweet oh it's a nice little place to us they even let our animals come in here's our rabbit panda oh Panda and that's not a racial slur either thank you it's a real rabbit thank you man here's the kids and the dog oh animals are welcome here's the partition to separate our room from the kids rooms a sex curtain huh um the kids have put their matches here separately and here resides you know in case you need a beer at night okay you need a video sweets that's incredible man I just wanted to send you this video and that's visiting our temporary home amen baby bye that's cool Homewood Suites we're taking care of animals during the storm I love that pity on that bed those kids must love you huh oh they're good kids but they're 4-H kids they each have bunnies I mean animals you can't every time you see them they're brushing a damn animal you know what I'm saying if those animals I mean every time you see them one of them's got their they touch on an animal they touch an animal I feel like I'm like deep down a 4-H kid I'm always touching and brushing an animal but that's yeah that's the real is beyond you know there's animals that died as well yeah you know let me brush the dead animals yeah ghost animal I brushed animals that are extinct man you ghost animal sometimes you'll sketch me in a in a field bro yeah right and I have a big brush I'm brushing a [ __ ] woolly mammoth bro damn because they've been gone a long time but not for you not for me man wow yeah yeah sometimes I'll just be like you know that's crazy I mean it looks like I'm jerking off you know what I mean a dinosaur or whatever no they have Rudders I'm getting milk okay nice to jerk off dogs a lot but this isn't like an unknown thing when I was younger I learned from an older cousin oh [Music] jerked off time yeah come on man I believe it I know I believe it but I don't want to hear it well dude that's that's just the original coconut water that's what I'm saying before they had coconut water dude people were getting doing different stuff that makes sense so let me let's get real now all right how are you feeling I'm feeling okay man depression or not depression I started getting I got sick about almost two years ago I don't know what happened something like I think in my blood or something like made me like not like herpes or whatever like HIV but just something like made me fatigue all the time syphilis not even syphilis nothing like through your wiener your mind just something that just gets I don't even know what it is so I've been trying to figure out all these ways to like kind of heal I just get better so it's been like a slow process but outside of that I'm feeling great man I'm happy to be here today yeah for me it's like I don't know what it is I just there's a feeling of depression with me man oh you feel oh I'll tell you this I'm being real I'm trying to be somebody died the other day and oh yeah Norm Macdonald yeah I was talking to Adam Megan when I was driving over here right he's talking about how Norm Macdonald died and how like he felt like um I was like it feels like during the pandemic if people die they don't even really die it's almost like nothing feels real like even a death doesn't like the realest thing there is doesn't even feel real yeah anyway we're just talking about that how everything just feels kind of like fictitious almost yeah like you but even his death like I haven't really accepted it and I made a joke at the store last week that didn't play well at all and there was a group of people Comics outside the patio and I walked by The Comedy Store sign it's still it's an rip nor McDonald oh right and I read it and they saw me read it and I looked at all the comics and I go did Norm Macdonald die which I already knew he did and they're like yeah he died and I did a thing where I was crying on the you know I mean on the sidewalk I did got on the I did a twirl down the you know I mean Sunset Boulevard right and they weren't they knew I was doing a bit yeah and when I got up they just left yeah so they weren't didn't make sense huh yeah and I went oh maybe I'm dealing with this in a not real way you know I'm like using some sort of humor as a mechanism yeah do you believe that you do I think sometimes I think I do to use different type of mechanisms to deal with stuff I do instead of being real yeah like if somebody's like I love you I'm like let's Play Sega you know yeah foreign [Music] was the last time you told a woman you loved her I know that's a good question I meant it out loud yeah were you like like felt it in your like in your guts on the inside probably within the past hour I mean but out loud I don't know when that's been yeah I honestly I don't even know it's wild probably about four years I think who was who is one person who you were the most deeply in love with oh when I was in or there was this girl when I was young her name was Chrissy and she had a she had that Lloyd Christmas on her she had that a gap she had that mental Dental you know what I'm saying you know what was it not a gap she was just chipped out you know what I'm saying oh it just stuck out of it yeah she had that one of her teeth even kind of carved out or k you know like uh it was definitely more of a if like you found it at a campsite you'd be like oh this is from the past you know all right like it was a kind of artifact looking yeah and that the chip where's the other half do they people they swallowed it or something yeah yeah yeah you don't know you don't know it's like a mystery it's a mystery it's like every time they smile you think of that game Clue you know right yeah so anyway but she was like the love of my life she lived in my neighbor it was the only reason why because when you were young I feel like it was just proximity like your bet your friends were just whoever was closest to you yeah and some people locked us in a shed one time and made us kiss dude and it was oh it was it was a pretty awesome I thought yeah who was the first girl you ever like really loved look at you just wanted to die I remember well I talked about this in in seventh grade you know I was I was like people thought I was like um a little person because I was so small and meek and um my friend Gary goes like a little cutlet yeah you could say cutlip bro yeah yeah we got like a fried little cutlet like a little veal boy and I went to this house and I just grew up and eat them it was this girl name all right sorry why'd you see that man I'm just saying you look damn delectable okay you look like a damn juggle you like one of those you look like a Jello Jiggler that does karate do you you look damn delectable and I love you praise God brother praise God let's hear more going I'm gonna put these back on I'll be in here if you guys need me anyway man [ __ ] love you brother liquid death I love you too man thank you Bob and I always interrupt you so you guys were here not a party but like my friend Gary was like oh we're gonna go to this girl named Julie rogelstad's house that's what Julie Rago said was a year above me right and she's nerd she goes come in here to the bathroom she was in the bathroom she was sitting on her you know what I mean where the where the faucet is right on the cabinet there yes sink I mean yeah and was she sexy or what was it yeah she was well she was like six five I mean and I was like four nine yeah yeah so she kind of picked me up like a trophy yeah one end one hand yeah a little you just run something you know yeah yeah and she picked me up like this with her hand and she pulled me in and she just like that's you down see my style of kissing I think I learned it from truly rogelstad so I go I went [ __ ] done Julie like I was so scared I know what to do right that's exactly that I don't understand that's the style I learned bro right it's the worst style and then I remember all weekend long bro I would just lay in bed and think about her and just thought it was like the most magical feeling I never talked to her again that Monday back at Twin Peaks Middle School I said hi to her and she just pretended I didn't even how do you go up to her what how did you go up there like hi I go wow what a fantastic weekend you know what I mean well wow and she goes she didn't say anything she just kind of walked away I mean that's what the beginning of love for me dude I remember one time trying to masturbate and I'd unfor I'd lit some candles right and they were um there were citronella candles for mosquitoes yeah and the smoke made me pass out on so your dick was out when you passed out huh I was a child bro so so what think about it okay no it occurred but don't put it in your head but uh I don't want to be like a pet of figment of your image so um yeah but I remember that just just getting gassed out of that citronella dude yeah faint and trying to touch myself I remember another time um being in love man yeah man uh oh there was a couple of times when I was a kid I don't want to be a fly on that wall Theo oh dude I remember hiding in my neighbor's hampering smelling his mom's bras all the time wow tits buddy yeah yeah good sweaty tits have a good scent too just [ __ ] lurked into that hamper yeah and I would hide under some of the clothes and just smell whatever was in there at a certain point I was just [ __ ] huffing whatever was in that bastard boy yeah God it was fun I never smelled anything like that really I I'm not I don't look at a woman's underwear and you know man smell like that's a good vaginal area yeah I never I mean I don't think I mean who knows if I did anything like that you're gonna happen but you did it with the bras oh yeah the bras yeah boy it's titty sweat titties what's good I just don't even know what was going on because your hormones started coming into your body and then you would literally I mean anything was sexual it was just like anytime you could get like seed or whatever to fly to your body you would do it yeah yeah it's so funny how that's the number one thing in the world back then when you find you know you find your sexual those feelings and then it just become it beats out video games yeah I mean comic books it beats out everything and then everything's revolved around that like I want to get those you know I saw Joey you know wear these pants I want the same pants because I know that he gets the girls so I'd make my mom to take me to JCPenney to get the pants and then like you get colognes you know what I mean like I remember getting cool water so this other kid that I knew had cool water dude I put clone on in this jerk off there is something um nostalgic and kind of turns me on and asakira says the same thing when boys wear high school cologne today like if I smell Cool Waters or aqua di Gio or winning one of those you're like your car is a little too ugly yes what about bod what about um curve remember curve who is the one speed stick this is deodorant yeah good deodorant though green yeah you know how Marc Maron smells uh-uh Mark Marilyn smells like pure Patchouli you like Patchouli yeah yeah but he has it on a lot like he owns it like it owns a patchouli Factory like he it's coming out of his pore the first time I snowed but Julia I didn't know what was going on yeah I remember smelling it someplace and I went directly home it was a lot I didn't like it yeah in the beginning but I think as an older guy you're kind of I get into it a little bit more it smells like somebody's falling out of a tree I feel like it has the weirdest smell yeah yeah yeah but he likes it you know what I mean yeah and you always knew no marks in the club because you can smell it in the parking lot yeah you walk in the parking lot oh Mark's here because I can smell it in the air like some guy falling you get that hit yeah yeah yeah yeah but um I want to talk to you about when are we going to do something together people want to do people wanna people wanna people wanna see us together man who wants to see us huh simply like do something sending me that [ __ ] Rattler yeah what's a good what's it to you bro yeah yeah yeah what's it to you you send me that little one bite thought people want to see us do a project together no look I think it would be fun I think you know that then some place was interested in us doing maybe a television show oh yeah being brothers so yeah how cool would I would do it it's one honor was one of the only things I would do I've been offers and stuff I'd turn I turn all that stuff down I know I'm not but how cool it would be you and I are brothers yeah right and we're on a show yeah that would be amazing would you have fun doing something like that with me I think I really would yeah I think it would be probably one of the highlights of my life honestly and also what I would love to do what I would love is like I feel like you and I would like ignore the script yeah 100 yeah I'd be like oh Theo's just doing his own thing so I'm gonna do my own thing right and I know it's going to take probably three days to do one scene yeah right but it'll be cool but guys stop doing this poker scene please yeah yeah that'd be a cool scene yeah yeah yeah I think it would be interesting of all like all two brothers and they find each other and then they realize all the problems they have in their life because they didn't have a dad and then they finally find the dad and then maybe they realized they were never Brothers after all but they realize they have each other and now they're okay I think the show that we were I was blind for some reason yeah yeah you know you know about it yeah yeah but Asian people I think have a little bit of blindness in them you know what I'm saying overall you see a good Asian you're like could be blonde what aspect of Blackness dude I'm a rice a good [ __ ] I did mushrooms with a blonde guy one time when I was in high school what do you see huh nothing dude I remember being so high I remember this kid Gary right and I think his parents died I want to say his parents died or not died but his parents almost died like so close people were like oh they're dead but I remember being so high that I remember trying to take my eyes out and put him into his face oh wow just you're a giver geeked out and dude another time I remember eating mushrooms at a party and I told everybody that somebody had started counting for Hide and Go seeks everybody went and hid and nobody ever counted oh wow people just never came back bro yeah yeah [ __ ] good times man but dude we should shoot a show maybe in Vietnam or Taipei or somewhere or here or America America's done bro America is a shell company or snowboarders and we gotta find me a wife that's right there's no in the Philippines well there is one time there is and they need us to help yeah I'll be on another honest thing I want to say to you is that I've had um desires of using for some reason really which drug weed I have a strong desire to do it it seems like you're going through just like a feeling of like like you're trying to you're not happy like there's something I just feel lost a little bit really yeah do you feel like you have to always stay sober your whole life is there a pressure of that of that feeling I feel like if I if I I'm afraid that if I do go back I'll have to do all the [ __ ] I did two years ago which is like get shipped away somewhere and inevitably you know it'll be a crisis you know and I don't want the crisis that's why I haven't done it you know what I mean but I was um in Brooklyn Monday and I was at a restaurant and the guy goes do you want a drink and I this has never happened before in my life I went I looked at the alcohol drink menu and I was like right and for some reason I went I'll just have a Diet Coke then he goes we don't have those oh what is this guy right right and then he goes um but we make our own kind of so do we drink so I'll just give me that then right but I remember almost making the decision to do it but I didn't damn I think partly because I had to shoot no that was I had already shot so yeah I think yeah I would have done it I think yeah do you think like can you like it do you think like you just were taught like you're just the world feels boring like do you feel like you're angry like do you notice any feelings about it no I just feel like because of the pandemic and stuff that like it's not truly over if people pretend like it is but something's different I feel like it's hitting me now yeah like during the last year I was fine I was fine I was cruising I was cruising and now my head's completely [ __ ] in ways that I didn't think could get there like him and I are going through something similar where I'm like I don't know what it is but I feel something like shifting and cracking inside me yeah but I think it's a social it's a society thing I agree with you I agree I do think so I think a lot of people are having to tell a lot of people are going through a lot I had six friends that's why my one of my whole things about the pandemic has been like all the separation is not good like I've had six friends that overdose and died that I knew like six friends right wow deceased gone during this whole thing I mean we had Eric Myers that comedian I mean that's a limit it all feels fake it all feels like everybody and when the things start back everything is going to turn the key and we'll be right back in and I never got to talk about Eric and I want to talk about him now I never was able when he died I never talked about him and uh um I just want to say that Eric Myers was one of those guys I remember being in DC and this is years ago and and they go this is your opener and this guy the skinny white kid comes in and just shy and I was like he didn't even seem like a comic guy he looked like a Carney yeah he did look at carnival he ran a couple snowball stands but not well yeah yeah and I go he and once I saw him up I got scared because I go oh [ __ ] this guy's legit like a killer yeah and every time I'd see it perform he would kill but then sometimes I would see him in the streets and he was a homeless person yeah like one time he had I was at the store during the day picking up a check and the manager goes I think Eric Myers is outside and I went outside he was wearing no shoes he was wearing yellow pajama pants right and he had anyway they were yellow but I but there was blood coming through the knees so they were stained in there right he had a gash on his head but you know it felt like the blood had coagulated on his head and dried so it was like a blood knot like a Kill Bill extra almost yeah yeah and he had right down and he was shaking he was like oh I need money and I go and I and I know being a sober guy I shouldn't give him money but I think I gave him like 300 to get a hotel room and some food and stuff and then he would get sober again he would look great you'd see him perform and then one day he just I get a call Johnny Sanchez called me and said Eric died and I don't even know how he died I think I heard he got run over by a truck or something big truck bus did a bus really run him over yeah how could have been a truck but how does a bus run you over he got off no he got off of a bus and got hit by a truck is what happened he got off a bus I think he got this is all speculation as well I heard that he got into an argument on a bus or didn't want to be on a bus anymore and I frequently Greyhound I get it you know what I'm saying there's always somebody showing you their dick somebody's selling you drugs that you've never even heard of you know and you're you know you wanna it's just not it's bad yeah the bathroom's out I ordered or somebody's [ __ ] building the air conditioning vent up in their seat you know I said there's a lot of [ __ ] DIY [ __ ] going on yeah yeah but anyway he got upset on the bus got off the bus I was wandering around the interstate in the middle of the night and got hit that car but it was because he'd relapsed that was the thing that's when it's over for a while yeah it's just a lot of people struggle I think the separation I think a lot of people feel that like what is going on I thought I felt like our society there was like a thing and we're all part of something and now a lot of it feels kind of supplementary or whatever supplementary like um what does supplementary mean solemenry it means like childish and by yourself kind of oh that feels like it doesn't make sense it doesn't make any sense yeah I think that's what I'm feeling and um I'm scared baby I'm scared are you really yeah because I I mean I've been trying to convince people like I had dinner with a friend last night and I was trying to convince him I go it'd be okay if I was smoking weed right he's like no I'm like okay but if he would have said it I'd be fine with it I probably would have done it you know what I mean but like I'm getting I've been telling my therapist last week I go yeah it's strong desire of drinking and she's like no so then it kind of kind of goes oh yeah she's right right like it's been tough the pandemic's been tough I mean people are [ __ ] overdosing and dying so it's like you know like it's been tough it's been a tough time for me to say sober I've had some slips through the pandemic I went off to that pcs one time remember you told me oh yeah how long were you there for I was there for a week eight days or whatever yeah that's awesome did you like it it was really awesome okay yeah okay I would go back I think in January I'm gonna go do like a 30 day somewhere oh really yeah just to get out of everything it's just you know and we're making content all the time things feel sometimes intense and exhausting yeah um it's a it's just a hard time and I you know I I know you and our joke chokes and giggles and we make things up but it's like it's good to be it'll be easy on yourself honestly yeah man you're my leader sometimes man I know when I need help man and I text you I say hey man I need some help yeah I know I'm telling you right I'm on the fence man yeah I'm struggling and um I've been feeling it for a while I think you know is it some of it Angry you feel like because I feel angry a lot of times I feel anger yeah I feel anger I also feel just kind of like lost I just I can't I can't explain it and I think that if there was in-house a meetings and stuff like if I could go to Sundowners on Sundays why don't you they're not they're all Zoom oh they're all they still aren't yeah and it's like and it's weird it's like I can't for some reason it doing it on Zoom like because I start playing like you know I mean my video games on my phone right or like I'll I remember me and some other comic we were on that Wednesday night meeting and we're telling jokes about people's eyebrows or whatever you know what I mean and we would laugh at like look at John's eyebrows right now and like you know how you can do a side direct message thing on the zoom right and we'd be giggling it's not real you know but um anyway but you know what I haven't done it yet and I feel good right now because I'm with my buddy Theo right Sons and Daughters brothers and sisters oh brother brothers sorry I'm not standing Sons and Daughters this is not a graduation sorry I scared everyone you know I mean do we have an unhelpful advice we do okay go ahead I'm hopeful advice with Bobby calila and Theo Bob 's papaya to you you guys can call me Abby uh here's the quick Bobby version uh before she gives us the full thing I was molested as a kid now and I'm grown should I tell my family what happened some details for context that was Melissa as a kid by my next door neighbor and yes fat kids also get molested it happened when I was five to seven years old I am now 24 years old my family never knew about it and stopped after we moved I need some help that I'm 24 moved on with my life and processed all that junk I have a hobby a hubby and a dog and I'm in my second year of law school and I love it it's a very nice life I'm a little [ __ ] up on the inside maybe that's why I love tiger bellies so much my family still doesn't know and sometimes it feels like they don't understand a huge portion of the struggle that made me into the woman I am today they are a super big Bible thumping Christians uh sometimes I don't fit in with them LOL help this molested kid out so essentially she wants to tell her family I've been niddled a lot yeah I um I I had an instance with a black man that touched my penis one time how old are you and he was 22 remember and sometimes people were like you're racist like I didn't I wasn't upset with the guy because he was black you know what I'm saying yeah yeah I would have said that the guy touched my penis outside you know at a par not a party we were kids swimming in this like big like um bucket basically a pool and no a bucket yeah yeah I wouldn't call it a pool man I appreciate the [ __ ] yeah yeah straight up yeah I appreciate you trying to have that for me yeah yeah hypothetically and imaginatively but I know it was it was a large it was a cistern or whatever you know it was part of something maybe the top was sharp the top was sharp I see it if somebody kind of lift you in and out yeah and this guy just kept lifting us and just [ __ ] overlifting us yeah it was like dude you're lifting Us by her dick you know yeah dude like it's getting weird but uh but it wasn't like something real sick anyway this isn't about me this is about somebody who wrote Into the show why I mean this my aunt used to do this in Korean you go go to you know I mean pull out your dicks you would say yeah and it'd be like five male cousins and my brother and I and we pull our dick and she would like like just tickle it oh yeah it should be giggling right we wouldn't get aroused but I always found it weird that is weird yeah man yeah like and I would be I would do it because you know what I mean here's what I'll say in regards because guys your penis is this fun buddy it's like my buddy yeah it's your buddy yeah um brace yourself for double the disappointment because when I confronted my family about not having my back when an older family member uh molested me I didn't get the reaction that I wanted and it kind of made me spiral even more because I'm like oh what was the point of even attempting to open up with them and I would have I would be forced into this situation with my abuser and I'd have to spend Christmas with him and everyone's just like come on it's Christmas like just let it all go and I'm like I love Christmas I I know my favorite but so I would say manage your expectations I don't don't I love it I love it too you stop right I love it too he's making hands I know I'm not you [ __ ] I love Christmas man yeah yeah we'll talk about that later I like Christmas carols too I love Christmas carols yeah caroling is still a thing in the Philippines so it's a feel-good thing uh-huh just don't don't do it in the hot sometimes one time they came into the house can we Carol we should go caroling can we finish our advice for the trauma I know I'm just saying though when the carolers coming in the house like we didn't invite them in they opened and they just walked in we didn't say come on in you know that's weird okay you know what that is oh sorry they didn't sing or anything they just took our VCR so what happened to Christmas I'm sorry we interrupted I'm telling this girl manage your expectations yeah you might feel like you're you know especially if they're like Bible Thumpers and stuff they might feel the need to just sweep it under the rug so just don't expect too much but maybe just you know yeah find some way to forgave if you can in some way I don't know I I don't know I it didn't have it that you know whoever molested you did and molest me so that's your you know more about it than I do I also didn't give any suggestions but um I think I think saying it to your parents without any expectations you get it off to give them the information just get to give them context that's probably this way without expecting anything back yeah because a lot of people are I know but a lot of people Fry on their own fish right now man I think a lot of people are just stuck thinking about what did what does my life mean is there the rat race what's going on should I live in a city should I live in the woods what is what does society mean what are we doing like I think a lot of things feel confusing to people um yeah happy birthday text a voice memo oh yeah you did thank you man I sent you a nice one and then it got at the end got a little weird and so I deleted that one and sent you a second one honestly I like that I liked it I remember yeah you said nice you said something nice I wanted to be at your party man that would have been great are you in town for a while or no um no I'm leaving tomorrow we're going where I'm going to now I got some tour dates I'm doing touring right now okay give me the tour dates some on the weekends where I don't even know where they are Wilkes bar uh Wilmington Minneapolis uh Charleston there's like it's like there you go there's some tickets left in a few places are you doing theaters or clubs we're doing theaters that's amazing dude like you're doing Pantages yeah we got three nights over there we got oh Asheville love Asheville that's amazing yeah we've just had we it's been amazing man I can't believe I'm so grateful I can't even believe that people come out Dominion Energy Center that seems like a big venue how many seats is that you think Dominion Energy I would probably say uh but it's not I bet it's like 1600. that's still huge that's amazing are they fun to do but I'm afraid to do theaters because I don't think I can sell them out you know hey you could sell out the entire universe if you went on a big tour sure easily and B well that's nice for you to say I would buy tickets probably I would Scout them but I would buy them oh you wouldn't watch this yeah imagine imagine if we all went what would we do it like if me you Santino we mean sigura Chrysler we all did a big tour how many seats do you think we could sell I think you could sell fifteen thousand I think you could sell like the Brit you know Arena Staples I may imagine doing that like just like a bunch of hard hitting podcasts to her would that be cool I would go on one with you if we wanted to do bigger venues and sell like uh just do one nights or whatever you think so that'd be fun huh fun yeah yeah it'd be so much fun anyway you know I you know I was really depressed before you got here and um I'm glad you came on I I got a little hyperactive when I did the preacher stuff you know I mean I I scared people in the room I feel like well I get nervous I'll do stuff that's racial I feel like so I feel you man yeah I'll do something to feel something to feel make it feel weird for us but um but I love you man I love you so much I hope you're doing good yeah we got the Netflix show coming out just watch it check it out don't even watch it if you want to just press play and go to sleep and do mute so it's you're special on that this is amazing man yeah it's called regular people it's gonna be huge man it's gonna be exciting I'm just glad that I'm glad that it's done it's been a lot of work yeah yeah you know but I'm really excited yeah are you going up tonight or no I'm grateful that people came out and been supportive you performing tonight no okay I'm chilling man I've been taking it easy man [Music] and I love you guys man I really do love you man thank you for welcoming me here man and making me feel welcome hey guys my name is Sloane I'm gonna be singing the tiger Belly theme song this week if you do want to listen to more of my music you can head to my YouTube channel or my Instagram [Music] [Music]

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Length: 76min 26sec (4586 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 21 2021