MY THOUGHTS ON EVERY ANIMAL CROSSING NPC

hello what's up i am visually back because it's been a while since i've had half my face on screen but here i am just a quick reminder that i do have a full face it's it here it is i am actually a person just kidding it's not sure but it's actually just a hoodie a hoodie with sherb on it with my sherb on it my evil sherb because i have merch now can you believe it i'm relevant enough to warrant that i really love it i think it came out really good and i'm really bad at promoting myself so i'm just gonna like put a bunch of pictures flying around on the screen and say that yeah we have merch now yay woo i love it i am so happy and excited and the link will be in the bio and yay and let me know if you have any other ideas or anything you want to see on a t-shirt okay i'm done today we're going to be doing a long-awaited video where i roast some more innocent undeserving fictional animated animals all them npcs and special characters thought they got off easy they thought they escaped my wrath my petty ass wrath but they didn't they're here on my phone right now and i'm gonna roast them all right starting us off is blanca blanca the cat the cat apparently she's a cat blanca doesn't have a face i'm just gonna say it she wears this like clown [ __ ] and it's like what do you think this is funny slenderman walking among us in animal crossing a stress-free game not so much i don't like i don't like this what i just don't like this at all i'm like trying to get more information i don't think we know anything about this [ __ ] obviously blanca was not in like a horrific accident she's like doing this to us she's inflicting this on us i i have i don't want anything to do with it i don't i really don't i think it's like demonic i think it's like some she's like a shape-shifter she's like this weird like a skin walker or some [ __ ] i don't know what to what to say or think i really don't i think that this is a scary uh a scary thing this is slenderman [ __ ] this is slenderman [ __ ] you know like some of the [ __ ] that they draw on her she's giving you all the agency to draw scary like weird stuff on her i just don't like her i don't i don't think we'd get along she just scares me she scares me blathers however does not scare me i love a science king and blathers really is the science king he's our local science king he runs a tight ship over at the museum and that museum is so amazing blathers is the only employee that's like crazy to me especially because he sleeps all day it's fine um i love him i've always loved him since the first game he's always been my go-to i love that they load this guy with facts and they're teaching people about animals y'all know me by now i love it he's doing what i would be doing you know basically like if we didn't have you know blathers telling everybody about these animals it would be me i would be the npc telling people about these animals i would just be out there screaming the facts on the side of the road you know those people who are like the end is near like repent i would be that [ __ ] like on the side of the road just being like the coelacanth is a large species of lobe-finned fish that was thought to be extinct until the late 1930s when it was rediscovered by a scientist named like i would be that [ __ ] absolutely so blathers is making it so i don't have to be and i love that the only complaint that i have about blathers like the bug thing like the fear of bugs i get it most people are afraid of bugs but i really feel like he's holding on to that as if it's his identity you know and i i worry about the bugs that i leave in his care you know because he's just so brutal to them i don't know i just think he needs to read a few eo wilson books that's all i just think that he needs like to at least gain a healthy appreciation of them because they're very important you know and i say that as like a reformed former arachnophobe i just think everybody needs to at least have like a healthy respect for them you know and blathers out of all people should should know how important they are and it's like not cute bothers at this point you're roasting my friends and i worry again about the bugs that i'm putting into his care like if he doesn't want to take care of him it's fine but like hire flick make him live on my island forever and then you don't have to touch him you know uh booker acab useless i don't know i mean yeah i don't know this man yeah i mean like i played the first game and i just i don't think that he ever did anything right he was just in the lost and found and he would like follow you around wouldn't he would he follow you when you were going through the lost and found that was kind of cool though that there was a lost and found but you were able to take other people's [ __ ] like straight up i've never seen this in my life this does not belong to me but i'm gonna take it kind of sketchy right didn't they have a dump too we did and like just random stuff would show up in the dump that was nice who's dumping that [ __ ] though brewster i just didn't even realize that brewster's birthday is like two days before mine he's a libra i knew it i love brewster yeah brewster's the my boy everybody's boy we love him so much and i think like absence really is making the heart grow fonder like we all love him i think more than ever because he's not back like you know he's just uh everything about the roost about brewster his personality like he's just this like quiet strength in our lives like i feel like when everything in my life was going to [ __ ] when there was chaos all around me i could always tether myself to brewster because he was he's like this strong resilient pillar of strength for the community that he's in he really is like he's just always there like i can run into the roost weeping my makeup everywhere it's like i can be a mess i run into the roost crying in the club and he will always like be there to give me like a hot chocolate or like a tea or whatever i need you know like and i'm like i have this gyro that's like pissing me off and he's like i'll take it i'll take it right off your hands and i'll take care of it for you i just love him i miss like working for him i miss i just miss everything about him i miss the roost i think we need it i think we all need him and i just don't understand why animal crossing is holding him over our heads honestly it's kind of sick yeah brewster's easily my favorite npc i think i think maybe not i don't know it depends i don't remember who's an npc again i don't know brewster's probably one of my favorite npcs cj is amazing he i'm so proud of him he like came in and when i first saw that boy i was like oh great it's another like you know like when you go on tinder and you see the fish the fish boys fish guys and they're just like they got glasses on a lot of the time too and like a hat and they're just like i thought that that was gonna be cj i was so wrong i was wrong about you cj cj is like he's different he ascends that yeah he takes pictures with the fish but he also has like such a personality he's just bursting at the seams like he's got a story and i just love that he is also flick's gay boyfriend i love that for him and i think that that really you know it's kind of like a redneck stereotype but then he's like a queer icon and i love that celeste might actually be the main character of animal crossing i know we don't see her a lot and that's probably because she's actually in the main story you know we're all like the supporting cast we really are you know she's like on the main island most of the time yep we only show up in her story like when she comes to our island and we only show up for a second she's the main character i'm convinced i just love her i love that she's like this gorgeous beautiful like like astronomer astrology queen like she's just a beautiful soul she really is i love everything about her and i really wish that she would come back to our islands as like as like a as like a resident you know i just hate that she's always like a visitor chip see this is exactly what i'm talking about with the uh with the fish boys this chip [ __ ] yeah that's that's chip chip is just a fish boy you know and i'm like so glad that we replaced chip is chip cj's dad he's got to be right because cj that would be like chip junior right i bet he's cj's dad okay well see you at the big gay wedding i guess chip copper listen i don't want to talk about copper for very long copper scares me since the moment i saw him like i remember in the first game being scared of copper and now that i look at copper i'm even more scared i didn't get how wicked it really was i was just like oh like i feel like he's always looking for someone to like blame for something like he's out here really trying to find someone to bring to jail and this man like first of all it's animal crossing buddy he's taking it so seriously you are a cop in animal crossing there's literally nothing there's no crime crime doesn't even exist in animal crossing crime doesn't even exist in animal crossing he's like i just don't like him i don't like him at all and i'm really glad that we abolished the police and animal crossing i really am cornumer i'm not no i'm not doing this it's tortimer dressing up as an acorn or something i don't even remember what the hell this was get this man to a to a nursing home i don't know like this is the point that we're supposed to help help our elders and get them the care that they need i can't believe people are allowing this cyrus first of all he gives me like uncle jesse vibes i just remember like he was always sleeping or something yeah he's hot he is hot i can see why rhys chases his ass around and always like chases girls out and is like he's mine back off i'm like thanks for letting me know otherwise i would have been all over him i'm kidding no i'm not daisy may i mean she's adorable i love her little dress i love how she chases people around i love how she's got like the turnips on her head but like i think it's either you love it or you absolutely can't even look at the nasal drip you know i don't know what that is like that's not cute to me that's that's like it's we're like in a pandemic come on like she can't just wipe she doesn't have a tissue dick b is really cool i like digby and i just feel like i don't know did he die or something what happened to digby i know we don't really have a need for him anymore but like yes we do i don't know do we can we can we just i just want him to check in once you know i just want you know he's just visiting you know and it's like somebody new and he doesn't really have to do anything that's the thing like these people don't have to have a job they can just visit you know don recetti he was nice to me right isn't he the one that's like nicer yeah he's nicer he's nicer i remember him so it's weird because like we have mr rossetti who i'll get to him i'll i'll spare you but oh i could kill him and sometimes they would they would bring in don recetti instead of mr rossetti and don rossetti would be would be nice he's like listen there's a quote right here it says listen straight off i know my little brother can be a real pain thanks for putting up with him i wish you luck in all you do like he's he's a nice guy he really is but he looks i don't know he just looks like a dude and that freaks me out so it's like when i finally get like the solace of not having to deal with mr rossetti your brother's a great guy he's a doll he's so nice but he he looks like a man like a human man and this is animal crossing and like i'm the only human and it's freaking me out because there's like only one style of human like are you a human are you a mole i just freaks me out a little i just don't like i don't know something about his design um weird for me it's weird for me but other than that i think that don recetti he's an angel he's a good guy he really is he's a good good guy and i'm thankful for him overall thankful for him even though his appearance is jarring dr shrunk i'm definitely thankful for dr shrunk but no one else says and it's just too bad because obviously dr shrunk is an axolotl he's a leucistic axolotl i love him and he was designed bad in a bat he's designed his design is not good it's not the best it could be and i love him so much and i'm like oh i wish that he would come back but like in reality it honestly does make more sense for like just the villagers to give us the reactions than it is for like this one dude that we have to go visit him to teach us how to like how to feel you know that scares me even though he i think he's like a he's like a psychologist you know so that i guess that makes sense it's like hey this is how you should react to that instead of like throwing [ __ ] you should react this way i guess that's kind of what a therapist does it's like teach you how to act like i'm not even gonna lie i do like that um that the villagers just run up to you and they're like hey have you ever wondered how to blow your nose and i'm like oh my god no i'm not stupid please tell me that's not even a reaction but it's fine um no i like dr shrunk i really do and i like that they bring him up like inadvertently like sometimes the villagers will be reading books about him and stuff but i i personally love him because i love axolotls but i get that his design it wasn't like very popular i get that and i wish like if anything they should have given him the flick treatment and given him like a cool hot younger like nephew that was also an axolotl because i just you know me i love my amphibians i wish that we had more axolotls in general in things in general farley i hope i don't sound ridiculous but i don't know who this man is he could be walking down the street wouldn't know a thing seriously though like i don't who is this is this a man is this a dude what is he farley lives in the fountain what fountain my fountain what fountain and comes out to give the player a golden axe once the player has a perfect town oh this is the original animal crossing so i did play that but i was like seven and i can assure you i did not have a perfect town like at any point so yeah that makes sense that makes sense that i would have never met him i i don't like i don't like it at all and like is he a human is he not i just don't know and yeah i'm not crazy about him i'm glad that they like wrote him out because it's just oh he's like a gnome yeah he's like a fountain gnome okay that's okay i don't know okay flick yeah i know him just like objectively the the best mpc right like in history he's just perfect like when i first saw flick that's the thing i don't think that i was on like it's weird to think that there was a life before this animal crossing thing for me because before animal crossing new horizons came out like yeah i've always loved animal crossing but i wasn't like in the animal crossing like community so i did not have any wind of flick so when i first saw like i was like [Music] like nintendo really dared to dream when they went with flick like he's just he's just like such a cool character everything about him he's just awesome he's awesome why can't they do this more often come on this is what we want this is what we want whatever the hell flick is this is what we want with that dialogue everything about him his dialogue is amazing his mission in life is amazing his his just everything about him i just love him yeah he's a bug enthusiast yep and you know what oh once we get to nat i'll really be able to like talk about this i love him so much he's so cute i'll get to him and so any other like replacement for nat i probably would have hated like i would have been like well he's not nat i wasn't even thinking about who not who when flick showed up nat who i've never heard of nat who's nat again remind me i don't remember him all i can see is flick flick is yeah flick is the one that we were always meant to have i think okay franklin he's okay you know franklin uh i like his personality he's um he's very like gordon ramsay he can be kind of a dick he's very into himself oh my god he's like obsessed with himself oh my god remember when we used to chase his ass down like we were gonna eat him like a bunch of [ __ ] animals is that messed up he would come to our town and it would be like we were outside walking around and he would come up to us like you gotta help me you gotta hide me they're trying to eat me and like you had to hide him you remember that oh my god that's so sad yeah he was hiding and [ __ ] mm-hmm that's messed up i don't like that i'm so glad that we changed it yeah and now he gets to be the chef and you know what i like it and he has every right to to be full of himself he's been through so much he really has that's awful you know turkeys are so cute in real life they really are i want one so bad as like a pet i love them yeah you know what and he's a libra i [ __ ] with franklin forever i do frillard master thrillard i love him i love him he's a frilled lizard they live in australia they're real i want him back why yeah he's so cool come on i don't care where you shoehorn him in i don't care just send him to my island once a week selling fruit selling fruit that i already can have and i'll buy it just to see him just to see him smile i love him did he die did he die i bet he died yeah dr shrunk is master thriller's student doctor shrunk and master friller like take me back to those days come on when will i get him back i think he died or something because like where is he i don't know i love him i love that they put a frilled lizard in that's so cool gracie grace oh my goodness this person a baddie obviously there's no other giraffes it was only gracie and now that gracie's gone like what do we get now and i love gracie's hair oh my god their hair is so good yeah gracie always had the hair and the makeup to be honest yeah but honestly gracie that shirt you're a fashion designer really what are the pants what is that like where are your shoes are they are they pants shoes i mean you're the fashion designer but hmm grams oh this is one of um this is one of the kappa family members yeah this is captain's mother gran grams you know what i'm gonna be honest i've never really had a relationship with a woman i think that she is oh my god is that a piece of coral in her hair like a bow okay she's my [ __ ] yeah that's awesome good for her you don't really like remember a lot of her but i just love that she's wearing i think it's like a piece of coral a piece of hopefully dead coral because coral is an animal and it's uh really struggling right now but yeah tournament island she sells souvenirs yeah i remember grams good old grams love grams yup gulliver don't even get me started this is gulliver so for anybody who is not aware this is gulliver it's not a different person this is gulliver pretending to be gulliver stop trying to be something that you're not like you're a scumbag and just you know own it i guess yeah i don't like that this person speak of the devil here we are on gulliver okay hi nice to meet you i am the president of the gulliver haters club don't like gulliver not only do i not like him i hate him i hate this man i hate him i think i just needed somewhere to sink some rage that didn't have a place to go on a day that i got gulliver and he's just always i don't know something about him like laying there washed up once is is understandable twice even maybe once a week buddy i'm starting to think about the people on your ship like imagine you're just like working on a ship and it's like very hard work and everybody needs to be pulling their weight and like once a week you have this crewmate that gets blackout drunk and falls overboard and you're always like yes maybe he's gone forever and then he shows back up he's calling you to pick him up and you gotta go out of your way to pick him up yeah i just don't like him at all i've never liked him i've never liked him like i remember him from the first few games but i don't have any like specific memories like every time i see him in a new game i'm always like and i think i just like i didn't like him in the first game and i've carried that with me ever since and then the animal crossing movie he really really does not do himself any favors in that movie yeah i don't like gulliver at all i don't like him i don't want to help him he's he is the perfect example of why you shouldn't enable anyone who's going down like a bad path like he's obviously he has ish he has he's he's got so many issues that he needs to get worked out and he refuses to do that and us picking up the pieces of his mistakes constantly and like doing all the work for him when he messes up i think that enables him so whenever i see him washed up i just messy messy and i keep walking and that's about it even though he gives like the best items in the game he really does he gives like the coolest [ __ ] and i didn't realize like in in new horizons especially i didn't like i wasn't i didn't understand why i wasn't getting any of this cool [ __ ] like everybody's got like the pyramid and the sphinx and the freaking statue of liberty and i'm like where did everybody get this [ __ ] my shop isn't selling it is it red what is it it was gulliver the whole time i just refused to help him so so thank you to anybody who gives me gulliver [ __ ] because i don't want to help him i just don't i just really don't i don't like him at all and i stand by that harriet however i love her harry it's my girl harriet's my [ __ ] i love her i think she's so cute she's such a cute design like the poodle i love her and i keep trying to think of like a way that she could be shoehorned back into it but i just don't think there is because like we can do our own hair now and she just doesn't have a place anymore but i i hate it because i think she's adorable i think her design is so cute she's like a poodle and she's so cute and lovely and i just love her her energy and her vibe so like harvest island though 10 out of 10. love harvest island i love what he's what he's doing for the world i love what he does for the game i think it's just the mustache honestly it's the mustache and it's like the fact that he really does look like a dude like that i've like know and i've seen pictures of like you know he kind of freaks me out he's like very humanoid but you know what i get it i get what he's going for i really do i think it's cute i always get like a little bit of a squeaky vibe around him but for the most part i think that we're cool i do i have to put my hair up my hair is pissing me off how do i not have a hair tie like i almost went and got married with a hair tie on my wrist someone had to tell me to take it off at the last minute there we go like if we are ever hanging out i i have a hair tie girl i always have a hair tie isabelle is next of course i love isabelle i just i wish that she could hang out more i wish she could participate in more of the events i'm starting to be like really concerned about her i feel like more of her personality would come out if she were to like i don't know get a day off maybe like every once in a while you know what i mean but like she's obviously a beautiful beautiful girl i love her vibrant spirit despite the fact that she's being worked to death too hot to handle yeah jack he's the czar of halloween jack is my favorite npc he is he's my favorite npc he really is like i love this man i've always loved this man he's such a king he comes to our town he's got his [ __ ] together first and foremost love to see it we love to see a man who's got his [ __ ] together because franklin comes in he's got like no help he hired someone they didn't show up jingle comes over he forgot the wrapping paper he had like one job he couldn't even do it everybody else is always just a mess obviously gulliver is a mess like everybody's a mess the only person who ever shows up with their [ __ ] together he comes in he's like i don't know how you guys celebrate halloween like in other countries and stuff but here on this island the candy's mine you're giving candy to me you're going out there trick-or-treating so that you can collect candy for me okay loyal hound loyal hound and i'm like because he just like touches something in my heart he really does i love him i am his loyal hound i am his his helper i really am and i really think that he's hitting different in new horizons specifically but yeah like jack's my favorite character i think he's just got like the pumpkin head i could go on and on i really could he's the czar like that's so cool what like he couldn't just be the king you know like don't confuse me with jack skellington no sweetie no i'm the czar of halloween and i actually like halloween and i'm staying in halloweentown oh speak of the devil it's jingle the mess you know what jingle's fine he's cool he's like dummy thick look at him [Music] i just can't get over his dump truck you know but other than that like i guess i was just like so shocked that he arrived on my island in new horizons without the wrapping paper i don't think i'll ever get over that and then i put the freaking stocking up and he didn't put a picture in it and i'm mad at him whatever it's fine i just feel like he he he thinks he's a big deal but then he's like not doing great and he makes me deliver all the presents like why even have jingle come to our island if i'm gonna be the one who's santa's helper i'm santa's helper put me in contact with with santa directly i love his like star eyes as far as his design goes i think he's adorable i really do yeah he's cute i just he he's a mess when he shows up okay joan i you know i love her i really do i always love her but the first time i ever saw her like as a child playing animal crossing she scared me a lot she scared me a lot i don't know why i think it's just her eyes like it was like is she dead is this scary and as a child also i did not understand the turnips thing i don't think any of us did you know so i have like a bad taste in my mouth because i would buy the turnips from her and i'm like cool thanks i don't really know what to do with these but i guess they're like a special food or something and then like i would just not really know where to put them and then they would all go bad and i'd be like i just didn't understand it so it was just a weird thing for me and then like all the other games i'm just like oh there's that old woman again walking around like selling turnips i think it was it was time for her to retire i think she's she was a humble turnip woman for long enough and it's nice that she passed that down to daisy i like that mmm kk slider yeah the rock star and oh boy is he oh boy is he i have always liked kk slider i've always loved kk slider actually i've always been crazy about him like in the first and initial animal crossing i basically have just always been into dudes with guitars like if there's a dude holding the guitar i'm gonna be like what's up you know and he really caught my attention in the first game and i just remember him making me feel safe like he was like a safe place for me to run he just made me feel so good and then in every other game you know he's just again one of those people that you can tether yourself to when things are too chaotic i love him and he's also just like such a cool cool dude you know he's like what's up he's like what's up daddy oh and i'm like what like i don't know just he's just he's just a cool guy you know he's just got this like and he's obviously like just this incredible musician and i love all of his songs my favorite song is definitely kk rock or kk metal dana [Music] i hope you enjoyed that concert anyway just like a cool cool guy he really is i love him i think he's awesome i love all of his music he's like hey man stay cool you know like and you know what he really honestly does not care about anyone like if he breaks your heart he doesn't really care he's a drifter you know man like he doesn't care he's not like trying to settle down he's not trying to like get attached to anyone he just comes and goes like the wind and you gotta respect it you really do i will always always love him caitlyn oh the mess another mess i don't know yeah caitlyn is just this mess of a of a mother um she's always losing her child like she left the child in like another town you know she's like oh my god i just totally realized my kid is like not here and i'm like caitlyn where the hell is your kid she's like i don't know i'm just maybe the next town over i don't know like jesus christ what a mess you know she's just her daughter is constantly going missing it's fine yeah katie the little girl she's adorable it's cool to have like a kid in animal crossing we don't really have a lot of them you know cap'n yeah captain's cool he's a kappa he's um he's kind of like cranky i always thought he was like a turtle i always thought he was a turtle but then i would see him next to tornimer and i'd be like what and so he's a kappa which is like a japanese monster that's really cool i love that and he like you know he drives the boat and stuff and he's fine he's cool i was never crazy about him i think they went like a little overboard with like his whole family and stuff i don't know yeah i don't really my life is has not been affected with his absence oh katrina though katrina my my life is affected by her absence oh my god where the hell is she we need her animal crossing new horizons like why don't we have her we need her now more than ever she's just a bad [ __ ] you know she was just like this bad like fortune-telling [ __ ] she's so hot she's so cool like she's so pretty so pretty like she's mesmerizing she's mesmerizing like i'm mesmerized by her 100 yeah i love her oh kicks easily one of my favorite npcs he doesn't really even do anything you know he just brings his his stuff his little accessories but he is so damn cute everything about him one of my favorite designs he's just like this little page boy he's like oliver twist he plays with a coin and stuff i love when he used to shine your shoes too remember you just be like down there shining your shoes i love him yeah i'm so glad that he stuck around because he's one of the best label oh label what a mess she is so label is you know the fashion designer she's fine but i i don't think i'm i'm like never going to get over the fact that she like left her family in the midst of a crisis like i know that she was probably going through a lot too but she like left home after their parents died the able sisters and sable was left to care for little mabel all by herself and i just think that was really shitty of her but you know apparently she's back and she's trying to help out or something but like at the same time i don't ever see her in there actually trying to help her sisters and it's like what the hell you know leaf is my baby when i first saw leaf i was like uh but i love him i think he's a good boy he's a sloth and you know um there are some sloths that really do look like that i love him i love that he's a sloth we don't have any other sloths you know so we need to be nice to him and he's nothing but nice like it comes off as kind of creepy he'll be like hey how you doing yeah i wanted to take a look at all of the beautiful starts and sprouts that i have with me today but then he hits you with that you gotta do what makes you happy and all is well and i really love him and i think that he's honestly so passionate about the environment and i love that for him and i think that he's on my side i really do i think he's an ally to to like environmental justice i love him layla leela leela yeah just another cap a child i don't know i didn't really get close with this family to be honest leilani that's kappa's captain's wife right she's cute she's actually really pretty i like her she's pretty i love the flower yeah she's pretty i just don't really remember this family and i don't really miss them to be honest lloyd i just love them yeah i love lloyd he gives me like my my gyroid fix because i really did like the gyroids like i know that they're scary especially when they're coco like i don't like coco very much i think she's very scary but the gyroids themselves like when they're in a corner doing their own thing i love that i think that's so cute i'm with you brewster i just think they're like these cute little pets you know i used to love collecting gyroids why can't we have more gyroids where did they go why why take them away they've been in every other animal crossing where you can collect them and have different ones where are they i don't understand i really don't oh luna my [ __ ] my [ __ ] yeah she's a taper she's a dream eater she's just a bad [ __ ] i love her i don't like that they gave her boobs i hate that a lot once you guys pointed that out to me i couldn't unsee it and i don't like it but i'm trying to look past it because i love like the makeup i love that she's a taper i love the hair i love everything about her oh my god lyle is such a mess he really is such a mess right he's like an insurance salesman isn't he and he's i just feel like he's like addicted to adderall mabel i love mabel she is a ray of sunshine she's adorable i really wish that she would like encourage her sister to like dress up during the holidays and stuff but um she's adorable you know sable did her best with uh with raising her i just love the able sisters i really do oh there's my gnat my baby nat he is so cute well i can't even look at him he's adorable he's like he's just like this cute little chameleon and he used to walk around and i loved him so much and that's why it's crazy that i'm even okay with the fact that they replaced him at all because when i tell you that i love this boy i love this boy i love him so much he had like a little english accent you know what the only thing i didn't like about them and now i'm remembering this oh my god he wanted to eat the bugs he would eat them no he would like try to resist the urge to eat them but i feel like he would make it pretty well known that he was going to eat them and then the actual the chip like the beavers they would eat them right in front of you the the um the fish they would eat them you remember that that always used to horrify me i'm so glad they don't do that anymore i wouldn't participate i just straight up wouldn't i wouldn't i can't play along with that anymore i'm so glad that flick like genuinely worships bugs that's that's what i'll say flick definitely has overnight along with like everything else but nat is so cute he's so cute oh it's breaking my heart oh i can't even look at him he's like he's just adorable oh he's so cute it breaks my heart like some of these pictures you ever see something and it's so cute that it like hurts you oh it's our dodos i love our dodos you know we fight a lot because i go on a lot of villager hunts and they can be stressful but i love these dodos when i first saw the dodos i was floored i was just so beyond thrilled i love that they're dodos i love that they're adorable i love that they're so nice and helpful orville over explains things of course but they are so adorable i can't even handle it i really can't i love i love oravel i love him and i love wilbur spoiler alert yeah i think they're perfect pascal yeah i love him he's like this fake woke stoner and he's always like hey what's up man i just wanted to like drop a like knowledge bomb on you and it's like some like jarbled like word vomit that he was thinking about because he's not sober and we're just like okay thank you and i don't even know what else he does what else does he do yeah like apparently he's renowned as being wise but i don't remember i don't really remember anything that he taught me so pave i like pave i do i've been giving him [ __ ] because he's coming instead of brewster but honestly i really like him like you had to catch the feathers and stuff i like that i love his outfit i love his attitude i just love him i really do i think he's absolutely owning it pelly i love palin too i think she's adorable i love pelicans i really miss peli like i remember playing the original animal crossing and like i used to run to pele whenever i felt weird you know like whenever i felt like like i just got scammed by rad or like i fell in a pitfall seat or something like i would run to pally and she would always like cheer me up unless it was her sister phyllis who would berate me because she was drunk more on that later oh pete pete was cool right yeah he was the mailman remember him he was the mailman you wouldn't see him a lot oh my god he was such a player too yeah you remember he used to tell you about how he was dating pelly and phyllis this old man pete oh my god yeah he was dating him both he was two time in um piece of [ __ ] phineas ooh yeah he was like the scout master he's a sea lion apparently i don't know i don't really want to get all wrapped up in that phineas i don't remember ever participating in like anything that he did what did he do yeah he was like give out balloons and stuff right i don't know yeah forgettable i don't i didn't notice his absence phyllis yeah phyllis is miserable and honestly i get it i really do phyllis it's like it used to be a peli but now i'm a phyllis for real yeah she hates her job she hates her life she's rude she's like what and i'm like oh my god sorry i didn't know you guys were closed and she's like we're not what but i honestly get it i really do she's just yeah she just hates us and she's not fake about it and honestly i went from like hating her to respecting the hell out of her that's what i'll say what did porter even do honestly he would just stand there by the train station right yeah i guess robots took over your job porter i don't know i don't know where he went i guess we just don't have trains anymore yeah he's fine he's cute i guess you know oh there's red i love red i mean i don't like him at all but i love him i love that he exists i love that we just have this like sketchy like very morally corrupt black market salesman in animal crossing i love that i love that i've always loved it since the first time i saw him and his birthday is the day after mine he's a libra he doesn't act like one at all i don't i don't see libras doing that remember when he was like down an alley he's just always been like kind of sc kind of really sketchy and i love that nope there's rhys she's sweet she's got kind of this like fake ass face i i honestly do think she's kind of fake i just got like fake vibes from her she's always like hey what's up like i'm really sweet but like don't [ __ ] touch my man and i'm like okay [ __ ] god like i totally was going to so thank you for letting me know that he's yours because he's cute and i would have hit on him but also back the [ __ ] off she's like my sigh guy my sigh guy like that's my husband and i'm like i get it god she's like really sweet but like it's kind of fake in my opinion i don't know it's just like who is she really she's just got this face that you can't like you can tell it's a mask you know it's like who are you behind that does anybody know here's my childhood trauma like i was definitely one of those kids that they talk about that like hated him i didn't like tell my mom or anything though like i wasn't responsible for them taking him away i would just like internalize it but the first time i mean i think we all have like a story of rossetti popping up and traumatizing us like i think we all do like the first time he popped up with that music and i was like i was getting yelled at and then he's got this axe and he's trying to kill you and i'm like is this a glitch what the hell is this and he's like and i'm just like i'm sorry i didn't i don't know how to play this game i don't even know how to work this [ __ ] thing i'm i'm six like stop he's like how dare you you piece of [ __ ] you're absolutely worthless like you will never amount to anything you won't get into college you're a piece of [ __ ] you're a failure you're a loser you don't even know how to save a game properly and i'm like no i don't i really don't i'm a child no i'm sorry i'll never do it again sometimes it just happened though like so growing up we only had one gamecube and it was like all we had to do and we would take turns we get like an hour each me and my brother and when my hour was over like it's not easy to just like stop in the middle of what you're doing in animal crossing so my brother would come in and be like hours up and i'm like give me like five minutes and he's like nope and i'm like you have to give me like five minutes to finish up and he'd be like nope and then he would unplug it yeah and i didn't save and then i would be like thanks a lot i'm gonna get killed i'm gonna get murdered by a pickaxe murderer i am kind of glad that we don't have to deal with them anymore not gonna lie oh rover you know i've always been like when i was younger i used to think he was like a villager and i just saw him on the train but he's like a guy you know he's like an npc and he looks a lot like a villager it's fine um yeah he's just a sweetheart he's always been nice to me can't say that for everyone else and i like him i [ __ ] with him ah sahara i love them so much sahara has always been coming through with the sick ass drip for our house you know so i feel like sahara has really upped their game too with this um new horizons like some of the stuff that they bring in really awesome i love seeing sahara i buy them out every single time every single time sahara steps foot on my island they know that they're not going home with [ __ ] i'm buying it out every time and i just love that they're like a camel too i love that there's my sweet girl sable i could go on and on about sable y'all already know how i feel about sable another one of the main characters protagonist like she deserves the world she's been through hell and back and i'm just so sick of seeing her over there in the corner toiling away while the rest of us live our lives i just want to see her win one so bad i really do i feel like she never gets [ __ ] she's in that corner every day day in and day out she doesn't get to celebrate her birthday she doesn't even remember when her birthday is i'm not able to give her any gifts she never gets to leave that station she never even gets to have a cute little kooky thing to wear for holidays she gets nothing she gets nothing and i'm so sick of it i'm ready for her to win one i really am that's why i ship her with eunice and i want them to live happily ever after i really do i love her so much and i just want better for her she has put her whole life on hold to to to raise her sisters and it's like you know mabel's a big girl now it's time for her to move on get a life and let you live yours serena the chihuahua i don't even really remember her where did she come from she was in the fountain too yeah she's cute i like that she's a chihuahua i love chihuahuas so much i love chihuahuas ah it's funny too now that i'm not even gonna talk about the villager you know how it's like it's like a fun it's like a cool meme to like hate on chihuahuas like oh they're little rat dogs they're the best like when i used to i was a vet tech for like five years and i would work with all types of dogs and i swear to god like you don't get how beautiful and like adorable and sweet and like just the perfect companion chihuahuas are until you actually work with them they're like they're not they're not bad dogs they're actually great dogs and i want one so bad i just think they're so precious i love them yeah she just does an axe upgrade but she's really pretty i like her i like that she's a chihuahua i think that's really unique oh the snowmen the snow boys oh my god they're all like so kooky looking like they have an existential crisis and then die in my front yard and that is traumatizing to me but they're good company to have and i love that when you make a snowman like in animal crossing it it comes alive and then you get to be their friend and then they die in front of you i love that timmy and tommy the nook twins not friends of mine yeah they're fine i mean they are you know just like little cogs in the machine at this point they just run around after yeah i didn't like that they only gave me one piece of candy i'm still not over that and i don't like that they like have to repeat each other they don't like have their own distinct personalities yadda yadda yeah they're like little kami's handing out candy one a day i just i'm never gonna be over that it's fine i just think that tom nook is cranking out a few more knucklings they're gonna be just like their uncle which leads me to tom nook yeah i mean honestly i get that people make like a case for him like he he really goes easy on you he gives you this loan he doesn't make you pay it back blah blah blah no he gives me jeff bezos vibes and you know what maybe it is that i'm just like not i mean first of all he's just always like he just doesn't smile he doesn't engage with people he's like well yes actually he's so serious and in the first game he was a dick he was such a dick you remember when in the first game you're a child you get off a train i think you got abandoned or something because like what child is in this situation where you have nothing you know no one you're showing up in a town you're like um help you have no money and he laughs in your face he's like how much money you got and you're like i don't know and he's like she's poor hey everybody guess what she's poor and you're like thanks a lot i'm not over that i don't think i'll ever be over that i think when people give tom nook hate it's because they're not over that yeah he's ruthless he's been a scumbag to us in most of the games and now he's like i'm on an island but he's still i just like his face he's very like uninterested in actually getting to know you i just yeah he talks down to me i think i don't like him i don't think i'll ever like him and i'm glad that i have the right to do that tortimer i don't like him either he was just shifty and shady you know he was always like oh i gotta win the election again and i'm like nobody's running against you because you're a dictator and i just don't like him yeah he's the mayor he's not a very good mayor he doesn't really do anything he doesn't interact with anyone and i love turtles don't get me wrong i love turtles and tortoises so much but he just always kind of pissed me off he always gets up in your face like he's obsessed with himself you know he's just really annoying and kind of shifty and shady too and i just never really trusted him and i in my head can and he died he's dead he's not retired he's dead he was old and now he's dead and that's just what i choose to believe it helps me sleep at night yeah toward him or died sorry oh now we have wendell i don't know i don't know yeah he would occasionally visit he's just this big walrus yeah you used to like trade him fish for his wallpapers i remember this now yeah oh my god that's so cute yeah he was cute i liked that yeah you could give him like food and he would give you stuff i like wendell where is he where did he go wilbur my baby yeah wilbur's my favorite of the dodos i love that he's got like all these code words and stuff i love spending time with him like he's losing his marbles for sure but i love him i really do wisp i love wisps so much he's so cute right he's like the cutest ghost ever he reminds me of like a boo from mario he's got like his little hat and stuff i love him i really do i love that you scare him every single time you see him he never gets used to you and he gives you he doesn't know what he's doing either he's like i can give you something like worth a lot of money or i can give you something you don't have yet and then you pick and he's like i don't really know either or i'm just giving you this and you're like why even ask i love him i really do i love that he doesn't have a [ __ ] together same last but not least is zipper t bunny absolutely [ __ ] hate him hate this man so much i don't even like i guess it makes the game fun that we have some villains like some scary characters obviously zipper is a horrifying thing to witness like obviously when i first realized like first of all i see the man he's like and you're like oh my god i hate this i hate this i think this is scary like i'm getting red flags but then you realize that he's got a zipper in the back he's not even he's in there that's a costume get him out of here get him out of here i will i'm actually thinking about calling copper in to get him i don't know yeah i really hate him a lot i hate that he like starts to kind of complain and you can like see like you see like cracks in his facade he's a dark character he really is he's a villain he's a very very dark character very scary um i feel like we need weapons i feel like we need to assemble we need to start training we need to get it ready for when he comes back because i don't know what he's going to be bringing when he comes back i am scared of this man i really am this is a phobia of mine i don't like it the more that i look at it the more that i get upset but anyway yeah i'm gonna go have some nightmares now about zipper tea bunny i guess i don't know [Music] you

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Length: 49min 55sec (2995 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 27 2021