MY SPICY THOUGHTS ON EVERY ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGER! (Part 1)

hi what's up i am amanda and my tortoise in the background is break dancing not sure how long she's planning on doing that hopefully you can't hear her stomping around out there but it's her passion so i hope you understand that that's what she loves to do i'm back bringing you another subpar video about animal crossing [Music] this one's really about animal crossing this one's like about about animal crossing because today i'm going to be giving you my opinion on every single villager in new horizons i think there are 391 of them so we'll see how long this takes and yeah without further ado let's just get right into it because we have a lot of work to do we really really do and of course we'll go in alphabetical order which means like every other list this one starts with our boy admiral admiral's fine he doesn't really do anything for me in fact i think if i saw him i'd be startled more than anything but there's a big huge like winner for him in here he takes the w with his skill which is writing about pickles for that he becomes one of my favorite villagers of all time just because he likes writing about pickles because i'm a big fan of pickles i feel like you either love pickles or you hate them i will defend them to the grave but only dill pickles i think that sweet pickles are a mistake agent s is i don't know she's just running around like that i've never dealt with her before but i don't i wonder if she's here with us in reality because i don't think that we need superheroes in animal crossing i mean what what's the threat you know it's i don't know i guess there's aliens so maybe we'll need them you know maybe we will need them to assemble who is it agent s kid cat who is valid but big top he's not getting me with that no big top's fine too i don't know why i'm hating on all these superheroes when the aliens come i'm not going to be hating on them agnes is the best pig period point-blank end of story she's the best pig i'm sorry she wants to be a pro golfer i would love to see her out there kicking on the golf course all those men who think that golf belongs to them no it's agnes's sport now tiger who al you know what i like al i think his eyebrows are fresh as hell and i think that his birthday is a day after mine so he's a libra too that's sick that's sick al al is freaking cool alfonso however not so cool i don't know i think alfonso really caught me on the wrong day because i met him on a day where i really did not need to see like a man coming up to me because playing mario as soon as he said it's a me i was done messing with this man i really was and i i'd be happy if i never see him again he just looked at me in a weird way and he was like it's a me and i'm like that's not funny alfonso and so i don't know i just wasn't feeling it on that day i wasn't in the mood and he did it alice is obviously perfect in every way she's got this little pink nose and if you let her go outside without applying sunscreen to her nose and she gets a sunburn that's on you okay ally's my girl for sure she's brave she's bold she's out here rocking blue eyeshadow in 2020 she's breaking barriers amelia is also rocking blue eyeshadow in 2020. this is a movement ladies and gentlemen oh my god amelia's skill is playing poker what a bad [ __ ] you already know that annabelle is our pangolin queen she's perfect in every way she's untouchable because she's a pangolin like anything that she does is gonna be offset by the fact that she's a pangolin you know like oh we saw her stealing someone's lunch out of the work fridge well she's a pangolin so can you lay off please can we forget it oh she rear-ended you because she was texting well she's a pangolin so she's not perfect okay she's gonna make mistakes and if you could just forget this that'd be great anchovy needs the help of his friends because nobody is telling him the truth someone someday is gonna see his bangs and his eyebrows and it's gonna be they're gonna it's gonna catch him on a bad day and he's gonna get decked people don't deserve to be physically harmed because of their eyebrows and their bangs okay anyway angus is perfect we are never ever gonna eat him he's a member of our community okay anacotti is almost the worst but she kind of saves herself so she's she's pretty much the worst i think most of us can agree that annika is hard to love everything i mean she just looks like she already told the principal on me and i don't even go to her school she told her principal what i did and i've never even met her before like she really she really just looks like she's out here trying to snitch she's trying to snitch on someone but her initial phrase is cannoli and i think that's really cute she's like principal i saw somebody doing something bad cannoli and so the principal listens because she said cannoli anna cotti knows what she's doing anka is my religion she's my belief system she's what i pray to and worship she's literally a deity and we don't deserve her at all we're we're sinners we don't deserve her and yet here she is walking among us walking among us mere mortals i would do anything for her i think it goes without saying that i would do anything for her i would absolutely cut off any extremity i'd remove my eyeballs if she wanted to eat them and i'd thank her when she was done and she wants to be an astronaut are you kidding me what can't she do the girl is on fire she's really trying to leave the whole ass planet anka she's trying to get in a spaceship and go to space anka can you imagine her with like the space uniform she'd probably still find a way to make it fashion annalisa is out here doing what you wish you you could what's this over her eye we don't know and you know what she's rocking it and elise on the other hand is kind of boring i mean she's got the pink hair and she looks really good with the pink hair i will say i think that really came out nice annalise you know that antonio is my baby he's my child he's my son and i'm really proud of him i'm really proud of him because he has been ignoring the haters that tell him that his markings his very specific markings are a neckbeard that's not a neckbeard he's a giant anteater i actually go over it in great detail in my video all about the different animals that inspired some of the villagers and so yeah learn more about antonio before you judge him because he's he's perfect and i couldn't be more proud of him as his mother i couldn't be more proud of apollo he's come a long way since the first game and i only mean that in reference to his design because he's essentially stayed the same the whole time and we love him we've always loved him he seems like he's even crankier than like all the other cranky villagers but he's also got this like very complex character you know the pilot jacket apollo excuse me are you trying to seduce us you're a bald eagle apollo i'm a human it would never work apple is not for me she's my nightmare to put it lightly she is my walking waking nightmare she she's just way too positive you know should she ever have a bad day like the rest of us did you see what's happening in the world apple you're smiling people are dying apple astrid too at least she puts it all out there she is not trying to fool anyone i think this woman is in a cult more importantly i don't even want to talk about astrid i want to talk about the child how are we going to get this child to safety i think we need to get him out of this situation at once when i see astrid i see someone who is pushing their irresponsible bad choices onto their child and he's innocent he didn't ask for this she's painting his face like they're in a cult i don't know what they're going for i don't even know her child's name he has no voice he has no autonomy i think we need to all band together to get that child to safety astrid is is a dark character i think i think she's like an enemy perhaps we should be trying to defeat her you know maybe we've been playing the game wrong all along and we need to defeat astrid audi might just be the one who can help us do that because she's perfect she's untouchable i think she's so strong she's intelligent she's really not like other girls you know and she doesn't even she's not even like she wants to be like other girls you know she's one of those girls who's just so different but she's not trying to be different you know she'd never brag about being different you just go to her house one day and you see that she has like this limited edition like vintage firefly bed set that you didn't even know they made she's like yeah it's just you know a guilty pleasure of mine my favorite thing about audi i think is that she's she's the character that was inspired by the like wonderful perfect animal crossing grandma and they were like okay let's make a character inspired by adi the animal crossing grandma and they just made her so hot they made her smoking hot they didn't even consider for a second making her just like a cute old grandma villager gotta love audi audi's audi's a good choice audi was a good choice for them aurora is my girl i love a girl with no soul and clearly i mean if you stare in her eyes long enough you won't have one either she is rocking the demonic possession that she's currently experiencing and you know what i'm not gonna call a priest i'm gonna let her ride it out i'm gonna let her i'm gonna let her make it fashion and she doesn't seem to be in any distress either ava is distressing to me though i just she's another one of those villagers that's like hi isn't this lovely and i'm like what and she's like being alive i'm like not really ava do i know you avery's quirky as hell i feel like avery is supposed to be like a a really cool like he looks like he's like an aztec like um quetzalcoatl type bird you know i love that his home request is a room full of fossils avery he'd have me in the bag dude axel axel is not my kind of guy and you know what it is for me you guys already know what it is it's the smirk it's that little smirk what is so funny axel barbara is my girl i think she's beautiful i love how she's like bam love him i love everything about him he's so cute he's like different than all the other deers you know because he's got these weird antlers that are different bengal is up and coming and i think that we're sleeping on bengal i really do she's going places first of all she's gorgeous i mean obviously the most important aspect about this girl about bengal is that her goal is to be the president you know what i bet she'll do it i really do i'm gonna be her campaign manager yeah i'm definitely bengal 2020 so now that you've accepted that bengal is your president whether you like it or not we need to talk about a more pressing issue the issue being barreled i think that they wanted to spice things up a little so they made some some some villains they made some enemies and barrelled has got to be one of them look at him he's just everything about him is is is designed to make you scared and make you uncomfortable i don't know why they did this to him i really don't the more i look at it the scarier it gets because he's very humanoid he starts to kind of shift you know he looks like al's toy barn not the building the guy al from al's toy barn but he probably looks like the building too honestly i'm just i'm uncomfortable about him i just think it's weird that he's got like this weird five o'clock shadow but he's also wearing like the mary jo kay kylie lip kit is that what that is and i love a man in makeup don't get me wrong i think it's i think it's amazing but when you're just wearing like a very very bright red lip and nothing else you know i start to have some questions i wonder if he has nefarious reasons for wearing just a very bright red lip ah the perfect eye bleach for barrelled it's b b is lovely she's splendid i love her i love everything about her she's a libra obviously popping right back right back and forth like this is hopscotch because now it's beardo what happened here what happened here with beardo i mean he's like a man you know you don't want like this this like dude like this hairy dude walking around in your town he's got like this i'm actually starting a petition to make beardo illegal because i don't like the way that his hair is coming out from underneath his like weird 70s dad suit jacket what is this he looks like a freestyle dance teacher from the 70s i'm sorry i'm gonna say it he's got the big huge humongous overpowering overwhelming mustache crazy ass sideburns this old dusty mothy jacket and hair creeping out from below it i hate i hate it oh perfect eye bleach because it's bow one of the best villagers obviously everybody loves bo and there is several very clear reasons why and they all have to do with his face i mean look at him he wants to be the mayor bo okay bo when it comes to the female chickens becky's the baddest she's the baddest baddest baddest hen in the hen house she really is and she wouldn't hesitate becky would not hesitate to do anything to end my career to commit a crime to steal someone's identity she just i think that she really wouldn't hesitate she's so very purple and she chose green eyeshadow that's a dangerous woman bella is an old friend she's an old friend of mine she lived on my island for quite a while i have a very fond place in my heart for her i like her little her little punk metal girl persona even though she's a peppy villager i like her benedict is an old friend too i think we i think we ended things probably on bad terms honestly i don't even remember when he left i don't even think i said goodbye to him he's a nice guy don't get me wrong but he just never wowed me i don't think he ever did anything to make the island better or worse and you gotta do one or the other when you're on my island you have to help us produce content you know benjamin is a nice guy he's got a great great personality and then we've got bertha you know i love bertha i love her i think she's so cute possibly the cutest hippo you know who else is killing it is bettina bettina's absolutely killing it we should all be so proud of her she's the only one out here who like has a goal and is really walking the walk and talking the talk you know bianca she's my neighbor she's definitely one of our residents currently she's a beautiful snow leopard lady and i love her i mean she's she's a joy she's actually never ever even though she's a peppy villager and if you know my island you know that we are a mess and we need a mediator to come visit the island and do like a presentation like an island-wide presentation but bianca would would not it wouldn't be required she would be able to opt out of that if she wanted to she probably wouldn't though she'd probably sit down and take the entire like workshop like a how to get along with the the rest of the island workshop you know because bianca's never been in a scandal on my island she's like one of the only ones she's just unproblematic she's an unproblematic queen i love her i would die for bianca of course she's like a sister to me biff however i would probably have to die at the hands of biff for bianca if i was gonna die for her because biff looks like he's gonna crunch me and biff looks like he has possibly crunched others in the past he's an aries so he's really out here crunching everyone and uh i think we all need to be really careful big top is actually kind of cute i'm looking at his face right now underneath this ridiculous stupid mask helmet thing i like that his ears are built into it though you must have got that custom made bill is the cutest boy duck of course obviously he's adorable he's so cute he's just like very cute ugh billy is so cute he's an old man he's an old elderly gentleman his initial phrase is dang nabbit he looks like the grandpa from courage the cowardly dog you remember that show are you guys okay me neither biscuit's cool bitty looks like she's trying to talk to the manager blaire is better than me and she always will be blanche is my girl she lives on my island she's a she's some kind of woman there's really just not a lot of words to describe blanche she's the she's the woman of the year you know she's people magazines woman of the year blue bear is our beautiful perfect manic pixie dream girl oh my god her skill is spoon bending spoon bending oh my gosh i wouldn't know anything about that just kidding i bent all of my parents spoons when i was a child and tried to play it off because a kadabra and alakazam you know i saw them bending spoons on pokemon i wanted to impress sabrina so i took all the spoons out of the drawer and i bent them like i bent them with my hand obviously i was like sabrina look and then i tried to like straighten them back out but they're never ever going to be straight again they're always going to be messed up and weird and wonky and of course my parents are like what happened to the spoons was somebody bending the spoons who bent the spoons what is this and i was like i don't know i have no idea i think i thought that that's always how that spoon looked okay another hitter another hitter it's bob i think that bob he's just as rated as he needs to be bob is the captain of the ship i don't know bob is the type of guy that he'd meet you on the train you know you're you're coming home on the train from work and you meet this nice dashing purple young man and he like lets you listen to his music and offers you his seat and then you guys get to talking and you like really hit it off and you go grab coffee because you're both walking the same way and then later on that night you find him on facebook and you find out he goes to harvard and he didn't even mention it he didn't even mention it once because he knew that his personality alone could draw you in that's the kind of man we're dealing with here with bob and his initial phrase one of my favs that's that's his phrase that's what he says can you imagine bob coming up to you like i'd be done i'd be in the bag he'd get me with that [ __ ] okay so bon bon not a lot of good things here it looks like bonbon's mostly a mess she's got the turf bangs but i do like the sandals those are not turf sandals bones is one of my favorite dogs he's beautiful i love his little pink nose he's like a little bull terrier he's so cute he also needs sunscreen so make sure you you hit you hit his nose with some sunscreen with some spf boomer's not a character that resonates with me boone is my baby i love boone boots is an adorable american alligator unfortunately he got wrapped up into the clown thing which is unfortunate that's too bad boris is fine i wouldn't be i wouldn't be upset to see him you know i think boyd was done really dirty i feel really bad for boyd everything about him he was done really dirty animal crossing come on that's not nice brie is a pretty girl but i feel like she she's got this like little pick me smirk and i feel like she'd throw me under the bus in a heartbeat she's a fake friend i think brock lolo is that a broccolo is it broccolo bracolo oh my god broccolo's initial phrase is eat it oh my god this little this little [ __ ] he's a little punk if this boy runs up to me with his mushroom cut and says eat it i'm chasing his ass down i'm sorry i'm chasing him down i'm gonna grab him by the ears i'm gonna say what did you just say you want to say that again to my face rofina would would also chase broccolo's ass down i think burfina would do much worse if broccolo told her to eat it she's giving me major cell block tango vibes she's given me the vibes of a woman who killed her husband for doing something stupid and mundane she did it she did it but you know what she gets me with her story and i'm like you're right he had it coming it was a it was a murder but not a crime i'm helping you get out i'm getting you out of here brofina bruce he's cranky i don't know what he has to be cranky about because he's very handsome he's hoping to be a pro golfer so i'm looking forward to having agnes come and kick his ass i think that they would fall in love over that i'm writing a fan fiction about it angus and bruce meet on the golf course and sparks fly but first they have like a rivalry it's like it's like a enemies to lovers thing it's gonna be cute i love this bubbles she's trying her best okay i think that we all just need to give her her space to figure herself out i like that his name is buck because he's kind of like a buckskin colored horse which is cool but he's mad at me and i didn't do anything wrong at least not to him i don't know why he's approaching me with such an irate face bud is my nightmare for sure bud's a nightmare he's awful i would not trust bud at all i hate him he's a type of guy that's lurking around every corner he's just yikes bunny is she's never wowed me i'm not into the whole like the no nose movement of animal crossing i wish she had a nose i think it'd make her a lot cuter but i think she's adorable she's of course very cute ooh her initial phrase is t he that is not gonna win me over that's not what i like to hear butch the cranky rottweiler he's very handsome he wants to be a race car driver who's gonna stop him buzz he's another cranky boy then we've got callie i think that she's one of those people that is too innocent and busy quite frankly looks like she's got a lot going on she wants to be a lawyer so i don't think that she needs to come to my island i think she needs to stay focused on her goals and not get bogged down by any of us so what is up with camo frog because it's just it says camo frog but it's just like a floating shirt that says mvp yeah no camo frog's you know he's a frog and he's got that going for him but i'm not a big camo girl you know i have to believe that maybe with camo frog comes a camo truck and a camo dog in a camo beer you know and that's too complicated for me canberra yeah her face is very intense it's very severe but you know what she's a girl who knows what she wants out of life and isn't afraid to take it candy is a phobia of mine just because i heard something and i'm not sure if it's true i would love for people to tell me that it's not but i can't unsee it so what i've heard about candy is that she's not what she seems she's not who we think she is she's living a lie she's fooling us all i don't like to be fooled i don't like to be tricked and i it appears i've been tricked by candy and i don't like that because what i've heard is that her eyes are the red circles okay i don't want to scare anybody but her eyes apparently are the red circles and then her eyelashes are the black things that's just what i've heard if that's the case i think i need kid cat and big top and agent asked to take this one carmen is cute you know i can see why people love her but i am not one of those people because she gives me bad vibes she gives me the vibes of a super pretentious quirky not like the other girls girl who walks around and just looks for any opportunity to correct people you know she's just pretentious she's like no got actually it's pronounced no get no got i don't even know how it's pronounced so she'd probably tell me how to pronounce it and yeah she wants to be a movie director so she'd probably try to convince me that like escape from tomorrow was a masterpiece and it i i just didn't get it caroline is a sight to behold i'm happy for her i'm so bored i could die looking at carrie what happened cashmere what happened to your nose the hills are alive with the sound of celia caesar is his home request is a construction site what caesar what what do you mean what do you mean by that he just wants an unfinished development like what does he want i don't know what he's asking for chatter is an abomination he's possibly demonic i think that ed and lorraine warren need to come get chatter and bring him to the museum and put him in a box where he can't hurt anybody you're telling me that annabelle the doll is demonic but chatter the walking talking tuxedo-wearing piece of cheese isn't i'm calling the warrens charlize is gonna get me she's gonna she's gonna beat me up i think that charlize is a bully sherry's cute or is she sherry looks like she's mean sherry's a bully sherry's bullying me but thank god cherry my girl is here i hope that she forgives me i've left her on islands a few times now even though i adore and love her and i would die for her and i'm just really hoping that cherry is willing to die for me now to protect me from sherry sherry versus cherry who's gonna win cherry would throw down cherry's ready to dig a grave she's like a spice girl i think that cherry could absolutely be a spice she's just cherry spice and she wants to be a dancer it's perfect what's that okay it's been announced yep cherry is officially the sixth spice girl so you heard it here first folks chester is in distress is he gonna be okay go check on chester and let me know chevre chevre is an old friend she's a great girl she's a good great girl she is another just unproblematic friend for a lifetime good great girl i love her chief's a dangerous boy obviously look at that side eye chief's always judging ya but you kind of want him to you kind of almost invite him to judge you his goal is to be a poet he's stealing hearts left and right and it's not fair we never stood a chance chops however get him out of here wheel him out of here ciao is he's just a big cool boy he's like really tall actually and when you when you're not expecting him it can be a little jarring but you know what his skill is trivia and i'm always trying to win trivia so if he's good he's on my team chrissy is america's sweetheart she's the it girl her home request is a delightfully dotted room and if you can't give her at least that step aside claude's my arch nemesis actually negative he's a negative character he's a dark character claudia is not to be messed with she's always gonna stand up for herself okay so i like clay i'm actually rehabilitated clay hater i didn't understand him he went over my head he was too good for me now that i understand what he's going for now that i understand his shtick i like him he's a he's a japanese dogu statue i love him i think he's a great guy for what he's going for he's absolutely killing it and my favorite thing about clay now that i've learned a lot about him is that his home request is a spooky haunted house me too clay all i've ever wanted is to find a ghost i try every way possible all my friends that believe in ghosts are terrified to be around me because i'll be like let's twerk on a ouija board let's go to the graveyard at night and and try to insult ghosts until they scare us let's go to a haunted house and stomp around until the ghosts come out and they never do it's almost like they're not real believe me i want them to be real i want them to be real because i want to be a ghost right now my my belief system is that when i die it's like that's it it's over if i can see a ghost and be like okay ghosts are real that means i'm gonna be a ghost someday and so that's awesome like something to look forward to i think i'd be a great ghost i think i'd be a pretty helpful ghost i'd be the type of ghost that likes to help solve murders i might throw a book every once in a while but i wouldn't throw it like at someone i would throw it like at a wall just to stir stuff up you know because i wish that a ghost would throw a book for me i'll be the ghost that i needed when i was alive his skill is writing backwards that's very haunted it's very on brand for him clay is my little haunted boy i think me and clay together we could have like the coolest ghost hunting show you know i think it's obvious that cleo was designed specifically to intimidate us and make us feel insecure clyde is a good boy he's look at him he's just a clip-clopping hip-hopping yellow horsey boy coach is an abomination a mistake he reminds me of the coach from hey arnold that was always getting arnold like the nine-year-old boy to help him talk to his ex-girlfriend and stuff and they were like both drunk and stuff not a good situation for arnold and not a good situation for us to have coach here now cobb is one of the scariest characters in the game he is unnecessary i don't know why they had to make this character they spent all this time making this character for what he reminds me specifically of the mean yucky like scientist guy from outlast from the first one have you ever played that game he had like a big scissor and he just walked around like looking for you and trying to cut you up into pieces and his home request is a secret research lab so that checks out that checks out i think cobb is trying to do experiments on people and animals coco we love her i mean she's a very beloved girl in this community uh i get i get what coco is going for she's a a gyroid but is she because she's also supposedly a member of society so how's that working out we're not sure i'm not sure i feel i feel like i'm not getting it i don't know if she's like mew because like in pokemon mew he can only be seen by people who are pure of heart so some people will look and they won't even see me you and other people be like oh my god look it's mew and they'll be like yeah right mu is not real obviously mew is real i've seen him because i am pure of heart but it must not be pure of heart for coco i don't know if i'm seeing what other people are seeing that makes her so popular what i see is uh well as a nightmare to be honest i'm sorry to say it and i know that coco is a sweet girl i know we love her i know that she is nothing but a delight but her appearance her outward appearance i mean i don't think that people are telling the truth when they say that if they were walking through like a dark hallway of like an abandoned hospital at night and they saw coco come out of the room slowly and just walk towards them with no facial expressions no social cues no body language whatsoever just walking towards you i think that you would be alarmed i think you'd be startled i think that once she explains herself and she tells you that she means no harm you're all good but first impression my life's at risk first impression is i need to flee second impression is oh my god this girl is a friend for life this girl is going places this girl is lovely cole is another one of those villagers that you know it's dark you're just hanging out in your local abandoned hospital and you see him come out from the shadows and at first you're gonna have a fight you're definitely gonna have a good fright but then once he explains himself you might be best friends forever colton is killing it obviously he's killing it colton is prettier than me but he is not prettier than cookie that's for sure nobody's prettier than cookie look at her look at her big eyes one of my favorite dogs by far her favorite song is bubblegum kk she's not going to beat around the bush she's not going to pretend to be edgy she's going to tell you the truth costo is not allowed on my island just because you know what we just i don't think that we would see i die i don't want him going around scaring people cranston one of my favorite boys cranston is so cute i love him he's a crested ibis he's helpful and he's doing his best so be patient with him please okay croak oh no he looks like the devil from little nikki cube looks like his eyes could be screwed out of his head with a flathead screwdriver but we would never do that to him because we love him he's a good boy carlos is not doing it for me and i don't know who's surprised he looks like somebody i would get in like a verbal argument with in like psychology class because he tries to say something misogynistic curly he looks like peppa's weird uncle kurt is i don't know he's got like this big injury and i'm like what happened kurt and he's like and i'm like okay god jeez sid he's really cool he's like the the new one that's kind of always forgotten when i'm trying to cast an animal crossing rock band i always forget about sid sid could easily be in a band serrano i mean i definitely respect the fact that he's a black belt takes a lot of time and a lot of dedication and hard work to become a black belt good for him daisy daisy give me your answer do i'm half crazy to get the rid of you i'm trying to kick her out right now still yeah we're still on that we're still on that she won't leave she refuses to yield i gotta respect her for it i love daisy i do even though i'm trying to kick her out she did nothing wrong this is truly just because i don't deserve her honestly dina is adorable dina can do no wrong deirdre is a cool girl way too cool for me her initial phrase is whatevs and she wants to be a journalist she's gonna do great she's gonna always get the scoop i know her i know she will so dal the boat the local boat is not for me he's cranky he's miserable and he's a boat a recipe for disaster it says it right here in plain text it says dell is one of the few villagers who are not actually animals along with cocoa sprocket stitches and ribot they're not animals so then what are they are they plants are they bacteria what kind of life forms are these what kind of life forms are we dealing with we need to call in the warrens they need to come get these cursed objects deli is really cute he's like a little capuchin boy in an argyle sweater what more could you want derwen has not yet hit his prime he's still working on it but his goal is to be a doctor okay so while we all sit here and make fun of him give it eight to ten years and we're all gonna be sorry dirty diana dirty diana needs to let me be she's so bad her skill is playing poker too she's gonna rock their world oh my god i need a movie i need a movie i need a movie where diana and amelia they fall on hard times they're like you know what we're gonna we're both poker players we're gonna go down to vegas and we're gonna win a million dollars and then we're just gonna be these these rich bad [ __ ] these rich bad poker [ __ ] that's the movie that's the whole tweet is just them winning at poker she wants to be a dermatologist too ugh could you get a load of this girl she's just spectacular diva diva works at limited 2 and diva she will help you with your myspace dizzy is you know what he's almost so plain that he's adorable and he's kind of making me curious to learn more oh god his skill is chugging milk dizzy i hope it's almond milk dobie we've adopted him even though he's 85 he's our son and he's also our grandpa he's our grandpa son and we need to always always help him cross the street always help him with his crossword puzzles always shovel his driveway when it snows we need to be checking on him all the time doc almost reminds me of like a serial killer i don't know why he wants to be a programmer his skill is typing maybe he's the zodiac maybe doc is the zodiac honestly he's like a programmer and coder i'm just trying to keep the community safe oh dom i meet up with dom about once a week on all my hunts i always see him always run into dom and he's always a fresh face he always welcomes me with open arms even though he's a jock he's not like other jocks dom's a good friend he's a good friend i would consider him a good friend at this point dora wow dora she's doing it she's doing her best dottie is adorable she's our little dutch rabbit princess drago is i don't know our dragon i'm pretty sure that if you collect all seven dragon balls and you bring him to drago he's gonna grant you a wish if i wasn't so edgy i'd get a shenron tattoo okay so obviously i love drago drago is like shenron's cool younger brother he's like yeah dude you know what honestly i'll take six i'll take six dragon balls for a wish hell yeah dude if you can't find the last one that's fine that's cool dude hell yeah you know honestly i just wanna help my friends they don't have to be the real thing you just bring me like a like a picture you can like print out a picture of the dragon balls and bring them to me because here's the thing drago he pretends that he has the power to grant a wish but he doesn't so he'll take all of these false dragon balls all of these like construction paper dragon balls but then it's like the song oh aaron by aaron carter where he invites three thousand and three people to the backstreet boys concert because his brother is nick carter but then nick carter's like dude i can't i can get you maybe a dozen you can't promise seats to everyone and their cousin yeah so basically what we're saying here is that shenron is nick carter and drago is aaron carter and drago often tells people that three dragon balls out of seven are fine but then he goes and tells his brother he needs a wish granted and his brother's like seven dragon balls please and he's like three and his brother's like why don't you go live on an island drago you're not you're not cut out for this and drago's like that's cool that's cool that's my head cannon for drago in case you were wondering whole ass fan fiction chapter 2 coming out next friday so every time i see drake i just can't not see pete davidson i can't not see it i can't unsee it drift is one of my favorite frogs a little poison boy he's just a delight i don't know he's a delight look at this boy look at this smiling happy boy i think that ed is better than me and all of us to be quite frank oh my god he was a jock and then he turned smug i love this because now all of a sudden a head canon just loaded up in my brain and he's your typical trope of like he was on the football team he was a doc because he was in the closet and then once he graduated high school moved out of his conservative hometown and went to college he became smug he started loving himself he came out he was embraced by a community and he started learning how to do his makeup you remember ed the jock now he's living his truth okay hi i went and got my froggy bucket hat when i realized i was still on the letter e and it's four o'clock in the morning so i needed the strength anyway uh yeah egbert he looks like he stays up till four am making videos too elise actually strikes me as a mature woman she strikes me as someone who who can come to the animal crossing nursing home with doby and billy and gonzo and boomer and all their friends ellie's really cute ellie might just be the cutest elephant honestly i love her i i simply love her elmer simply love him you know he's your typical chestnut quarter horse he's also a libra is everyone in this game a libra hmm it's almost as if it's the best sign eloise is a [ __ ] okay i'm gonna be straight up with you guys she's a [ __ ] she's mean okay she's mean i don't care if she's your friend she's very mean she's been mean to me before she was mean to me and city folk and i'm still not over it i don't even remember what she did i just know that she really hurt my feelings elvis i mean he's the king you know he's he's a king of something he's not my king but he's a king clearly he's a he's a monarch of some sort eric eric is our little moose boy i just love him i mean he's perfect he's just a good boy i want him too i want everybody there's not enough room on my island what am i to do eugene listen eugene is so cool he's so cool it's not even funny his initial phrase is yeah buddy that's a little annoying honestly that's like not really my thing but maybe it's your thing i still think he's cool his skill is rapping i'd love to see it and his goal is guitar is to be a guitarist i think he would be just in the coolest like australian hip-hop band with guitar you know i'm already a fan eunice is adorable she's probably my favorite sheep honestly i i adore her she's so pretty and to be honest i ship eunice with sable sable and eunice i ship it soonis fang broke my heart once because i didn't know that you had to like beg the campers to stay and like spend hours begging them and playing their games i'm not that kind of person i'm not that kind of simp just kidding i totally am and i would have done it if i had known but i didn't and so i tried to invite fang to my island and he rejected me and i took it pretty hard and i'm still mad about it but honestly fang's a great wolf design wise he's beautiful i mean he's beautiful of course i couldn't resist him he's adorable he's beautiful everything about him invites you in fang is a cullen and fauna might also be a cullen just because she's so beautiful she's beautiful and she's timeless much like a cullen she's a model she's an influence and she wants to be a teacher you you can't make this up they don't make them like defauna anymore they really don't however felicity is forgettable a little bit honestly huh her initial phrase is me me me what oh my god philbert you know philbert's adorable obviously he's so cute but one of my concerns here is that his home request is for a bounty of balloons better hold tight philbert uh flip is cursed 100 he's cursed of course he's got green ears everything about him is just a little off and he's cursed and i have proof of that flow is actually so awesome i've never really gotten a good look at her she looks like ziggy stardust look at her look at her is this actually is it david bowie who is this oh my god her home request is a place to practice guitar a place to to shred flo is a cool girl flora our one and only flamingo she's a treasure she's a national treasure what else is there to say fleury the girl who lives because she's not voldemort but voldemort did take her nose when she was a baby i think because voldemort wanted her to know what it's like to not have a nose it's hard but you know what flurries made the best of it she's got a huge fan club flurry's got stands francine's a cool girl she's she's one half of the dynamic pop duo we already talked about her sister chrissy because he's like this and then francine she's snooty so in the picture and on the poster she's like this and then you know it's a dynamic frank i always forget about frank i mean that's bound to happen when you have several cranky eagles oh my god his skill is pretending to sleep what that's so weird what he's like there's nothing you can do like if you tickle me if you make the funniest joke in the world while i'm pretending to sleep i won't even crack a smile i don't know why that's a skill he would brag about that's kind of weird okay freckles i think that freckles got done dirty but she prevailed you know i think it backfired i think that these these animators they wanted her to be the laughingstock of animal crossing and instead she rose above and a lot of people love her and think she's adorable including me i think that freckles is an inspiration i think she's a hero freya is also a modern day hero she's amazing and her skill is peeling apples can you imagine if your skill is peeling apples she probably spins it and like throws it in the air and juggles while she's just peeling the hell out of apples freesia she's like a nice lukewarm can of diet flow frida oh what went wrong here what led her to this is this a cruel prank like did did her bullies dress her up like this and send her out i feel like she was bullied and she was pranked this is a result of a prank this can't possibly be her choice blink three times if you need me to wash all that stuff off ya let's see what you really look like under all that is this her job is she getting paid enough to do is she like doing the like sign twirling for for like a wendy's because apparently she's the wendy's character she's wendy's inspired is wendy's responsible for this frobert he's he can be a little bit jarring at first of course but then you get you see his little eyes he's got some of the cutest eyes of any frog listen fuchsia is absolutely my hero she's a cool girl she's the epitome of the cool girl you know she's the girl that's like but she's really nice and she'll like let you follow her around and stuff her home request is a hangout for lil rebels okay fuchsia like she's starting a movement i don't care i think i'm catching feelings for gabby she wants a room with a piano and her goal is to be a pianist she's passionate about this i mean gal is adorable of course she's got the little flowers she's got the big eyes oh my god and she wants to be a violinist guest on he's fired i he doesn't even work for me i'm firing him i'm sorry gaston i have to let you go we've gotten a lot of complaints what the hell okay hold on okay uh what the hell is this uh his home request guest on his home request is feel free to elaborate on this is a backwater clinic a backwater clinic what guest on what gaston what the hell is a back water clinic a back water clinic that sounds unsafe and it sounds like a scam honestly god if he tells you he's got a backwater clinic and he can help you there at the backwater clinic i'm begging you not to go please don't go please don't go i don't think that it's safe and his skill is ventriloquism you all need to be careful you all need to be careful okay okay when it comes to gail though you're safe you are safe you could follow her into the cave that they all went into like if she was in the group of girls in the movie the descent they would have been fine it would have been a non-issue they would have been in and out because she's just she's got her head on straight yeah i love her and i also love genji there's really no one like genji no one he's unmistakable i love him how could you not and his home request is a haunted house listen me genji and clay the ghost hunters we're the new ghost hunters gigi what a babe what a babe ma'am this is a wendy's gigi she's honestly doing this in a wendy's right now she wants to be the president it's gonna be a really really tight race between gigi and bengal honestly they might fight they might actually have a physical fight in one of the debates gladys is she's a good girl she's a really good girl her skill is calligraphy and she wants to be an architect you'll never even come close okay you can't touch her you can't touch this girl she's on fire we get the highest high followed by the lowest low this is my arch nemesis gloria we don't get along she lived on my island for far too long it felt like it was years but i guess it was like what two months i couldn't get her to leave though i don't like her we don't get along we just don't get along we aren't friends we were never gonna be friends and it's it's best that we remain on parallel paths and plus i have a restraining order on her so she's not even allowed to come near me goldie is a gem she's a star she's the girl next door she's the best friend you'll ever have she'd never heard a fly she's helpful she's dedicated she's compassionate and she's adorable gonzo is an elderly gentleman he's the type of elderly gentleman though that can like take a whole ass hike with you he can dance at the weddings he can still kick it i'm happy for him oh boy um who asked for this okay so goose where do i even start with this one this is why i put the froggy bucket hat on for strength to get me through this character assessment okay goose is a goose is goose is an enigma he's i like have no words there is something about goose i couldn't even begin to tell you what everything about him invites you in [Music] he's got this personality where like even though he's he's a bad memory for me he's toxic i can't i don't have the heart to kick him out he just asked to leave literally earlier when i was playing waiting for daisy to leave goose asked to leave and i was like please please please no stay please what i'm like so happy with kyle and yet i don't want him to leave i don't get it but yeah goose is uh he's goose graham is also he's one of those guys that you know he's he's gonna he's gonna run the world he's he's a nerd and we all put him down for that now but we're not gonna be laughing when he you know when he has like 45 billion dollars and 11 elevators we're gonna be trying to eat him you know cause like eat the rich greta seems like a nice maid grizzly is i mean he pulls it off he's a grizzly bear and he pulls off the grizzly bear thing he's just a little too grizzled i'm very sensitive i like a soft boy you know i think he's a he's like a i was gonna say hard boy but i don't like that he's a cranky boy so is groucho but i actually kind of like groucho there's just something about him i don't know he seems like he would like watch anime with me as for gruff i am not into this whole thing with gruff i'm really not i don't know what he's going for i don't know what to think here i don't get it i don't know what i'm looking at here i don't know if i have to turn it upside down to see it he seems dangerous gwen has a little bit of a stutter her her initial phrase is hon and i love that about her that's very quirky and she wants to be a ceo this is like the king's speech i love this i can't wait to see her thrive you know what i love hamlet why don't people like hamlet i don't get it i keep looking at him like what more could he do to appease you people he's perfect he's adorable he's like a classic hamster he's not freaking crazy and out of control like a lot of these hamsters how are you gonna fault him he's like a little josh hutcherson he's like a little peta out here trying to survive the hunger games and you guys have the audacity to put him down get help peta it was real for me peta you all ought to be ashamed of yourself as for handfree i think hanfrey is yelling at people first like riding their scooters past his house gonza yeti you guys has anybody reported this sighting to the cryptozoology association because this is actually the yeti living in our in our midst living among us the yeti this is a big deal it's a really big deal but you know what honestly i think the people who are living with hans they are trying to protect him which i can really respect because it might be like e.t the cryptozoology association might come in and take hans and do experiments on him in a tent and cobb is gonna be there and he's gonna do the needles oh harry harry is the this is this makes me angry how dare you how dare you steal the name of harry styles how dare you how dare you call yourself harry harry is a name reserved for kings only okay yeah i don't like harry at all he's always made me really uncomfortable you know what i love hazel i think she's great you know she really is not like the other girls she's pulling it off she's living that she's living that henry is one of the best frogs he's completely underrated he's adorable he's perfect he's flawless he's beautiful he's just a beautiful frog he's just a down-to-earth sweet humble frog who i would die for in a heartbeat in an in an instant listen hippo is a uh a night terror and the weirdest thing about hippo i get new horizons it's been a while since i've played animal crossing i get new horizons and hippo is my first camper therefore i have no choice but to let this man into my community so i'm freaking out i'm i'm devastated i'm terrified and i just instantly start attacking him as soon as he moves in he's like hey i'm hippo and i just started just completely wailing on him attacking him and i don't know if this is a thing if like it makes if like they purposely make it really easy for you to like kick out the the people that they force into your town through the campsite but i beat him into a pulp one time with the net and then the next day he's like i'm moving i'm leaving and i was like bye and that experience made me believe that it would be easy to make my villagers move how wrong i was hopkins forgettable honestly not gonna lie i don't know he's he's okay i guess hopper however hopper is unforgettable that's what you are hopper is unforgettable hopper is timeless he's our rockhopper king how could you ever forget him he wants to be a firefighter thank you hopper hornsby lived on my island before he was one of the first to leave he just you know he he came he he did get in a few fights and then he left and i wish him nothing but the best i think hornsby is a sweetheart he's adorable he's beyond adorable and then there's huck and huck is a little bit of a confusing sight i think that's a wart on his nose i think he's fine i wouldn't trip over him iggly oh my goodness he is he reminds me of pugsley actually from from adam's family i love him i love ike too because he reminds me of a sloth bear and i like sloth bears oh and then there's hugh i like his eyes i like the thing with his eyes i think that's fun you know jacob's fine he's a nice guy but his eyebrows and his little dot eyes they upset me i'm not gonna lie they they upset me a bit i don't know they just seem threatening jacques is i don't know he's like a weird guy that you get stuck in the elevator with and he's like instantly starts just like being creepy jambet is killing it obviously she's killing it i think she's a lot a lot of woman to handle and i think that it's weird that her home request is a dressing room i do think that's weird jamba because a dressing room is no place for a girl like you to live i don't know what your what your plan or your vision is but you know you're gonna need living quarters and i don't think a dressing room promotes that ah jay jay's a great neighbor he's a nice great neighbor he wants to live at the bowling alley okay and if you can't make that happen for him are you wasting his time possibly oh you know the deal with jeremiah he's just your necessary frog named jeremiah i like jeremiah he's cute he reminds me of like a little blue poison frog on he wants to be a writer me too jeremiah i think we're kindred spirits i think the sad thing about cheaters is like we all know and acknowledge what's happening here but what are we doing to actually help he needs help he's he i think he's trying to juggle a lot and it's not working out so well for him i think jitters needs to take a few personal days there's no shame in that jitters there's no shame in self-care joey i'm just gonna come out and say it joey is wearing a diaper why did this need to happen why did this need to be created and put in my line of sight i don't know if i'll ever know i don't know if i'll ever have the answers but i hate i just i i'm gonna be honest with you i hate every single thing that's happening here with joey i hate the eyebrows i hate the eyes i hate the diaper i hate this i really hate this a lot i just i do i i really have i don't have a lot of words it's bleak his his initial phrase is bleak and so is my uh my perspective right now when it comes to what you are doing in your home go crazy as long as nobody else is getting hurt but you joey's walking to the store like this joey's going to see kk slider live in concert like this and it's just too bad now as for judy my god judy took the world by storm she stepped on the scene and we were all just like i mean she's a mirage she's a dream she's a walking hallucination she's just beautiful she's mesmerizing she's friendly but also snooty i think honestly it's possible that the universe might have started with judy she might be like this ancient deity and we have no idea julia my trans queen i love her i think she's amazing she's perfect same with julian we we simply don't deserve julian i think that julian julian's like the king that the people need he's the one that can pull the sword out of the stone he's the one that that can actually bring balance to the forest without [ __ ] it up that concludes part one of my comedy central roast on the villagers of animal crossing that they probably don't deserve stick around for part two coming at you tomorrow and a big huge thanks from the bottom of my black heart to all of my top tier patrons their names are on the screen i will catch you later [Music] oh

Channel: theamandafiles

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Keywords: animal crossing, theamandafiles, amanda sargent, animal crossing new horizons, thoughts on villagers, thoughts on every villager, villagers, animal crossing villagers

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Length: 56min 36sec (3396 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 02 2020