My Tattoos Explained

Wow just last week I was at 40k but now I'm at 70 this is a lot of pressure my next video has to be great it has to be meaningful it has to be funny entertaining creative but most importantly it needs to be genuine hey guys today's video is actually sponsored by Inc box when you have a quick shout out to them for sponsoring this video means a lot if you guys don't know what egg box is they are a semi permanent tattoo company they make some pretty awesome tattoos if you're not if you're not like totally down for like permanent ones which obviously makes sense they're on you forever that's crazy pink box has over a thousand pre-made designs you can choose from I think if they have the free-handing you can draw in some sick designs on yourself or you could design your own on the website dude that's crazy I'm gonna throw one on right now just to show you how gosh darn easy it is to apply did all right let's go whoa cool moves so you take off the white baggie you stick it to your skin then you peel off the black sticker you dab with an alcohol wipe and then you heat up a cloth for 10 seconds it's so easy dude and then you come back you put the cloth on the tattoo you hold it for 15 minutes and then you peel off the tattoo and your tattoo will fully develop in 24 to 36 hours and it lasts for 8 to 18 days whoa all right guys welcome to the video you may notice that I'm wearing a completely different shirt and my hair looks different the Lighting's different and you know what cards on the table I filmed this video before and it was out of focus like really blurry and I've endured enough comments from people being like when will Curtis ever upload an info to your cameras that are focused I'm not gonna let it happen again so here I am in focus making a video making the video again that's fine I'm going I'm okay with that that's that's all baby Jesus up there being like hey Curtis video you filmed it was great but it could be better it could be even funnier dude so I'm gonna make it out of focus so you got to redo it make it better dude so shout out to Jesus for making my content better all the time that's what Jesus is for making your videos better water moister you before we get into this tattoo update video thing I want to say a quick shout out to all my new subscribers this is this is nuts as you saw in the beginning of the video we gained like thirty thousand subs in like two weeks and I was at forty so it's pretty much like like 75% increase is that correct math who knows but yeah I just wanna say a huge thank of you guys if you subscribed means a lot welcome to all the new subscribers but if you already subscribed before that what's up good to see you again alright Jesus Christ it's been great you know I've gotten a lot of comments a lot of them attention on my channel and with that I've got a lot of comparisons which i think is really funny a lot one person said this guy's like a tired Drew Gooden hey great compliment guys got great videos and I'm also very tired all the time astute observation didn't take offense to it at all so but this was my favorite comparison someone said I look like Bill skarsgård but the not skinny version so I'm the fat Bill skarsgård you are subscribed to the fat Bill skarsgård you're welcome fat Pennywise I'm penny wide Wow let's go dude so if you can't read and/or you don't know what the title of this video is I'm gonna be doing a little tattoo update I did a video kinda about my tattoos a few months ago but it was a tattoo Q&A it wasn't really showing all the tattoos that I got the last kind of tattoo update video I did it was like last year I think and it kind of fit in with the whole sponsorship of this video dude I'm such a good youtuber so I thought I'd go over my tattoos talk about them and stuff and update you guys on all tattoos that I got since my last video because I got so many new subscribers and obviously you all care about the [ __ ] drawings on my skin right alright so without further ado let's let's let's hop into it you know so I got my cat tattooed on my wrist well not my cat I don't really live I don't live with my cat anymore I let me explain it wasn't like it was just me and my cat like we were just roommates that we got in a fight and now my cat lives like on its own no I'm living somewhere else that's not what happened but I don't know man I mean my cat not really on speaking terms right now I've really seen them in a while no I can't lives at home with my parents so I rarely get to see my cat because of that reason but now I just look down at my wrist I'm like oh what's up dude and also it's a nice little pun because you know the movie or the Aristocats now I got a risk to cat comedy I also got this chain I got this chain link it's pretty cool I like that one a lot there's no real meaning behind it I just thought it would look cool it's not some deep thing or it's like did you're just like I can't be like tied down do you'd like I can't be tamed just like the Miley Cyrus song dude I can I literally can't be tamed that's that's not why it's not it look cool sometimes tattoos just look cool you know and you get them and that's it I got a banana I got this banana tattooed my buddy was doing a flash day for pride I like bananas hey it's a phallic fruit I know sidebar I feel bad for people named Alec because that's so easy to roast them hey sup phallic how you doing it's actually Alec but oh sorry felt like so easy dude I got this little flower a pot from my friend Kate she's a hand poke artist in Toronto and this was from her flash and I really really liked it she did it a [ __ ] sweet job I got a one direction tattoo that is the truth I'm not joking it's not like a really cheesy one it's not like I would get their faces like tattooed on me or anything you know getting someone's face a tattooed on you is pretty silly because you never know what might happen you know the the band you know it might break up or you know something like that so it's always a good idea to avoid getting someone's face on you yeah it's the words out of luck with some dye or dice some die dice some cubes with numbers on them I don't know the plural if the dire dice I don't know so out of luck is a line from the song fireproof which is the best one Direction song of all time also arguably one of the best just songs of all time so it felt right to get it on my skin yeah all the the sides of the die dice die all the sides have a letter for because the album the fireproof is on is called for dude there's so many levels inception I wrote that movie about that tattoo me and my girlfriend also got this I love you so bad tattoo which is a song by Lainey obviously we love that song we both love each other so bad so it felt right if I'm sorry about this next one so for my agendas three-year anniversary we we decided to get each other tattoos so we would design one tattoo for the other person to get but we wouldn't know we'd be getting tattooed until we got it and this is the one I got it's the bottle of Chardonnay two glasses this is one for you one for me and has the year 2014 success here we met dude cutest [ __ ] tattoo in the world and guess what I picked green onions for her yep cutest thing ever and I pick a garnish but there is meaning behind and we have an inside joke about green onions okay was it just me being like I don't know put a vegetable on it I also got this leg piece it is a naked girl eating a hot dog I want the meaning behind it is actually I just wanted a hot dog for like to commemorate the hot jokes tour that I did last summer the whole aesthetic of the tour and stuff was hot dogs so I was like I get that to remember it by something hot dog theme and there's a really cool artist in trauma that I wanted to go to to do it his name is Kurt Montgomery and I wanted him to do something cool and he really a lot of his tattoos have like the female anatomy in it so I was like you know what screw it had a girl eating a hot dog it'd be jokes cuz it sounded kind of suggestive it's like funny you know clever whatever wasn't originally gonna have the boobs in it but he was like let's put the boobs in I was like all right sure you sold me anyone anytime someone's like let's just put the boobs in it I'm like sure oh man I got this Hawaiian shirt on my leg cuz I don't know I like Hawaiian shirts now I didn't know the next thing I just want pants on my stomach what shirts don't go on your leg and pants don't go on your stomach dude right so I'm also trying to like fill up my like chest to my chest is like right here and he's and it's chilling there being like dude you're what are these arms doing all this attention for I need some love too so I was like I hear you loud and clear chest here we go so I have these flowers on my collarbone there are daisies and pussywillows sorry I said oh man did who named them that huh some [ __ ] jokester he was like yeah there these are pussywillows everyone was like hey can we name something them something else I don't really think that's an appropriate name and he was like I found them I call him what I want them to be I have a theory the guy who named pussywillows also named daddy-longlegs it has to be the same person no two separate people could come up with add the the most weird names for anything that'll be my next video I can speery theory about all of that but yeah I got daisies cuz they're my mom's favorite flower and I got [ __ ] wheels cuz I have this like really vivid memory of walking to school when I was in like kindergarten with my sister my great grandfather we were walk through this like weird underpass and there's all these like [ __ ] willows everywhere this one year and there was just like everywhere and is crazy so it was a really cool memory that I have so I just put that there now I got [ __ ] on my chest there goes any chance at monetization that I had then I got a TV on my stomach because I thought it'd be funny because Teletubbies have TVs on their stomach and now I'm a real-life Teletubby did but it also looks cool so it's you know win-win and my most recent one was is bear catching a fish and my mom roasted me for it cuz she was like wow you're the vegetarian getting a tattoo of a dying fish a fish being killed by its predator and I'm like bruh I said hey I said to my mom a bruh you don't know that you know it could be the fish giving it a hug or the fish carrying it to safety after it was mauled by another bear you don't know but in reality it probably is you know a dead fish but that's fine bears got a kill fish to stay alive and I love bears that are alive you know you got to do what you got to do to stay alive huh and alive that song is written about bears I think that's all of them I think I might be missing some but if I am oops thank you so much for watching this video I hope you enjoyed it press the like button if you did enjoy it leave a comment let's talk about tattoos you know tell me about your tattoos what tattoos you want if you have a tattoo that you hate sound off in those [ __ ] comments breath also make sure to subscribe because I got a lot of videos coming up real soon that I'm really excited about so you're gonna want to be subscribed for those you know follow me on twitter and instagram at careers corner check out the description for all my you know social media and the podcast and stuff listen to the podcast one more time I want to thank you guys for subscribing to the channel means the world super stoked to do YouTube again now you guys are motivating me to upload more and that's great means the world you guys are enjoying my video so yeah that's it thank you so much for watching big shout out to Inc box for sponsoring this video I think that's all the bases I need as a cover and that was a home run all right [ __ ] pace ouch hey guys thank you so much for watching the video hope you enjoyed it if you did press the like button and if you want to watch other videos 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Channel: Kurtis Conner

Views: 2,000,071

Keywords: kurtis, conner, kurtis conner, tattoo, tattoos, my tattoos, tattoo tips, curt montgomery, sleestak, kurtis conner vine, kurtis conner podcast, inkbox

Id: j2DzS_y_MS8

Length: 12min 10sec (730 seconds)

Published: Fri Aug 31 2018