All right, we're checking out
the only game where you can basically hire Fiverr-style Dream
to repeatedly torture you until you become
the greatest Minecraft player in all the world. It's Minecraft. No, you don't seem to understand.
I'm serious. This is going to be legitimately
the most insane mod that I've ever played. It changes everything.
The characters, the creatures, the world physics,
and going through dreams, various ridiculous tests
that torture my body and soul. We will eventually become
the most powerful ever. How powerful?
I'm literally going to rip the entire nether, shove it
into a little bottle, and be able to throw it wherever I want. You'll see.
Welcome everyone, to Baby Dream. Baby Dream is getting hungry.
Have you tried putting an emerald on top, and a stick on the bottom?
All right, so I guess-- oh, well, there you go.
There's the emerald. "You might need this soon."
This is very concerning. Okay, so stick on top,
emerald on the bottom. Oh, stick on the top and the bottom.
The Dream Evolver. [chuckles]
Left click me to initiate the upgrade, right click me to finish
the evolve to my final form. It's like Frieza-level Dream.
Before we go there though, I do wanna get enough sticks
to feed the Dream. Hold on. Okay.
Yeah, keep vomiting out, like, meat and emeralds and-and wood.
I don't like to work. No joke,
Baby Dream is the most amazing child a parent could have.
I don't need to do anything. Okay, so feed them sticks.
Here we-- [Windows XP error sound] "If your dumb developers didn't tell you,
I was coded to eat sticks." I love how they don't have
any particular expectations for me. I mean, to be fair,
I don't really have the highest IQ. Reginald does though,
you'll notice his hat got much taller. That was to fit all the room
his big brain needs. All right. Okay.
How many do I have to-- he's get— How many sticks do you eat?
I've literally just been tapping sti- the hell is-- Oh, damn. [laughs] Ah. You know what I love? Not having to go anywhere.
I don't need to go to the game. Dream brings the game to me.
Dream's Portable Shipwreck. Click to throw. Really?
Is this- is this the thing? He ate. [chuckles] His little body slithers
on the ground too, look at it. [chuckles] All right, well,
give me that thick-- oh my God. [music plays] Yay. Yes.
Is this what it's like to be Dream? I might- I might as well collect my fill.
Uh, there we go, gold. Okay, obviously we have to get
Dream evolved into the next form. I just wanna get a little bit more geared.
Oh my God. Sheep, I need to test something on you,
I'm sorry. Works pretty good.
Dream I just thought about something, brother.
Where are you getting these sticks from? [chuckles] All right,
time to bring Dream to his next form. Yo, I think it's time for a little test,
I hope you're ready for this. Ah, it's-it's the Dream meme. -"This is Sparta."
-Oh-- [laughs] Okay, this is-- hold up. [chuckles] This is the most MLG ev— [laughs] I did it. This is what it's like to become Dream. [chuckles] -[yells]
-What the hell? Now, we have Derpy Dream.
What the hell? Surely this is helpful. [background noise]
What is blowing up in the distance? You know what, I don't wanna know.
Thanks for the diamonds though. [gibberish]
Oh my God. What did- what did you give me?
What is next, Derpy Dream? What must I do?
You know what, stop messing around with a boat.
"Play Minecraft. Mine diamonds." You got it.
Hey, okay. You're going to give me that thing
that drops on people's heads? Oh, he wants an anvil. Okay.
Ugh, I need one more. There we go.
Okay, this should work. Okay, Dream. Bestow upon me-- what the hell? Oh.
Bestow upon me the power. Hey, "What a fantastic--" Oh, oh, oh, he suffered an entire village. Hold on, what?
He dropped this too. Portable Neither Portal.
Hold on, you got a Portable Village, a Portable Nether Portal,
and a Portable Ocean Monument. It's so convinient.
This is- this is how hard it is to be a YouTuber, okay?
You never know. You're going through your completely
legitimate Minecraft world when all of a sudden-- hold on.
[chuckles] And yeet. An ocean monument. Oh yeah. Oh, give me- give me the loot. Ooh. Oh, it's even better than the last one.
Oh, yeah. There's Blaze Powder in here?
This is what it's like, huh? This is the way Minecraft actually works.
Alright, let's keep— there's Ender Pearls in here. Really?
[laughs] Yes. Sure. You know what, why not? Sure.
I don't need this anymore, hopefully. Is the pickaxe getting stupider?
It sure is. Oh yeah, I don't- I don't have
the ridiculous sword yet, might as well grab that.
You know what, more Blaze Powder, why not? So now I got to know,
does the Portable Village give you, like, you know, loot that's just as stupid?
Dream loot go. Okay. [chuckles] There's my Portable Village.
I love it. It makes an entire fricking village.
Woah. The hell? Aah, Dream damn it.
I'm trapped inside all your diamonds. Okay, so now that we've-
now that we've seen that, I guess it's time for the, uh,
the completely convenient Ender Portal. Hold on, let me-- come here sheep,
let me get right next to you. You're gonna wanna see this.
Here we go. Okay. Wow.
[chuckles] Man, making this thing is a real pain in the ass.
Okay, so at this point, I think we're ready
for the next phase of Dreamington. All right Dream, let's do this.
"I think it's time for your next test." Okay.
"I hope your aim is as good as mine. Only headshots will work."
[music] I've got bad news I so my-- what the hell?
I was gonna say, I've got bad news, I suck.
That's the whole point, you're supposed to be- ow.
You're supposed to make me better. Ugh. Oh, it's the Hunters.
The Hunters versus the-- okay. Oh wow, they're actually little bastards.
Ugh. Ah, got'em. Yeah.
I-I feel kinda bad, it's like I'm killing children. Boop.
There you go, this is it. Four Hunters versus Gray. Bam.
I did it. Dre-Dream is gonna evolve.
Truly one of the greats. I can feel a change
coming from all this excite-- [music] [chuckles] I love to break stuff.
You and me both, Beefcake Dream. [chuckles] Look at the pecs on this guy. Just the sounds from his footsteps. Jesus. "Try this out for size." Try what?
Did he drop something? Oh, oh, a Golden Apple.
Oh, hell yes. What the hell?
An enchanting table, and a-- what? "This trader will help you.
Dream sponsors." [chuckles] What? It's just Ender Pearls.
It's just Blaze Rods and Ender Pearls. Oh yeah, hold on, hold on.
I got to get— [chuckles] This is so stu-- no, here.
Here take some of the gold. [chuckles] These drop rates [chuckles].
The Emergency Trader. Okay, I-I guess.
I mean, I-I guess. Sure, here. There we go, I-I won.
I got the Eye of Ender. Got plenty of it.
Do you like diamonds? Ah, okay. "We love the Nether." The Nether hates me.
The Nether's gonna hate me even more if I bring you there.
So, how many? "I am full, have th--" [music] [gasps] [chuckles] What is— it's just blasted into fortresses.
He literally does bring the Nether to you. It's amazing.
Hold on I-- hold on. We need to see this in all—
oh my God, it's huge. Oh, he changes the ground too,
it's all just lava. Hold on, we need to see this
in even more glory. Look at how big the area
is that he changes. Well,
I guess I can check some of the chests. Uh-- okay, here we go. ML- MLG.
MLG. Ugh. Ow.
Oh, thanks Dream. This must be what it's like to be carried.
Alright, how's the loot over here? Oh, it's actually kind of normal.
I'm- I'm sadly-- well, I guess I'm actually kind of surprised.
Pleasantly surprised. Okay, I came out here so that we could see
this in all of its glory. Here we go.
The entire landscape. I love it, the Nether just gets ripped
from its home and brought here. These poor bastards.
Oh, what'd he drop? Obsidian, okay. Not gonna need the gold, obviously.
Dream's Portable Nether Bastion, his portable Nether fortress—
oh, and he drops the portal. Legit. Okay, hold on.
Yeah, the Nether Portal I remember, but I didn't use. [chuckles] Aaah. Dream, you bastard. I'm going to be fine.
I'm going-- Dream, get out of the way. Dream, you're in the way.
Dream, I'm going to burn to death because of you. "Things are heating up."
Yeah, I know. Oh, whoa. That was way closer
than I wanted it to be. Okay. I think we've had enough fun
at this point with Beefcake Dreams, so now it's time to upgrade him
to his final form. Go. "This might help you, a lot." Okay.
[cricket noise] Is it a thing, or--? "Time for a trial.
Don't worry, you won't get hurt." You've lied to me a lot so far.
"I think." I don't-- Oooh. You ba— "Good luck." "You are welcome." What?
"I will help you out a little this time." [laughs] Oh, the Warped Fungus on a stick. Thank you, Baby Dream. Okay,
so I got to get out all the lava now, where's the ultimate Dream at?
Hold on, it looks like there's— here we go, hold on. Okay.
Ah, there we go. There's some normal land over here,
surprisingly. Okay, here we go, here we go.
Thank you, have fun playing with this dolphin.
Oh, it hates the dolphin. The dolphins like,
"Screw this, I'm outta here." So am I.
I will remember that Strider until the end of days.
I name him, Testiculous the Mighty. Here, you get to be buried with this.
Oh, Dream. Where did he go?
So the issue now is, I don't know— It's like now I don't know legitimately
what I'm looking for. Oh, here he is.
Aah, there's two. How have you guys doubled?
You know what, whatever. I don't care.
"Good job, I feel like--" [chuckles] It's a Dreamgon.
"A Breastplate for protection." How-- like, what kind of breast--?
oh my God. +999 Armor Toughness.
Of course, regeneration times a million. What do the boots give you?
Yeah, sure, whatever. And jump boost, okay.
What is this? Hold on, I got to know.
Dream's Blade, his very own sword. This sword has slaved
thousands of ender dragons. Okay, hold on,
I gotta- I gotta know. I gotta put these pants on too.
Oh, I need the helmet. Where's the helmet at?
Oh, watch this. Jesus, the jumping on this is insane.
I have to mention something real quick. Do you see the face
that is behind the mask of Dream on these dragons?
That is-- Ooh. That is a level of hideousness
I have never seen. Okay,
so now we have all the Dream items. All right, so now the sword.
What do you-- how? Oh, here we go. What?
How big--? [chuckles] Look at this.
[chuckles] It's as big the dragons. [laughs] Yes. Okay.
Like, does it hit from that far, or like--?
The damn dragons are in the way. Oh, there's so many Dream swords.
Oh my God. Oh, it does hit from like forever
and a distance away. Boots fitted with a lot of padding.
Okay, so what- so what do I have to do at this point?
I have everything. Hold on, he said something
about Blaze Powder. Okay. Oh.
Oh, it does work. "What a lovely feast."
Okay, how much does he want? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
"I think- I think you're--" what now? Did he say, "I think you're ready"?
What is this? He dropped like another portable something
or other. Oh, it's a Portable End Portal. Hell yes.
Okay. So-- [chuckles] Um, yeet. Whoa.
It's a little bit underwater, but it's fine. Hold on.
I just noticed too-- hold on, I don't know if you can see it.
It doesn't spawn Silverfish. It's like a Golden apple that is spawn—
Yeah it does, it spawns Golden Apples. Oh, let me get rid of this chicken.
Oh, that's the stuff. This is the best-
this is the best spawner ever made. Here, Dream.
Hold on, let me make it so you can actually get down here
if you want. Oh, I'm sorry, Dreamgon.
Here you go, buddy. They're giving away Enchanted Apples,
two for one. Okay, so this.
We're going to the end. I appreciate that you've put a block here
for me so I actually can't screw this up. This is both like the best
and the worst Minecraft experience I ever had. Okay.
[music] Is this a-- oh, he's with me.
He's here somewhere. I just realized I'm like very glad
that I bought a mountain of these blocks. Leave it to me to get the God's spawn.
Dragon, you don't want none of this. Girl, I'm messing with my inventory stuff.
Oh. Jesus. I've got two Dreamgons.
You don't want none of this. All right,
I've got these stupid Dream Blade— all right, now we just have to wait. I wanna see what the Dreamgons can do. "Listen I'll go take c--" ah.
"I'll go take care of the towers." What now?
"Make sure you finish the dragon for me, will you?"
What is this? Okay. Oh, it's like a Dream piñata.
[laughs] My god. [laughs] Just spawns into a million beds. [music] No, Dreamgon. Little foot is twitching in the air.
Okay, here we go. Ugh. Oh, the Dream sword is amazing. It just wrecks everything. Yeah, that's what happens man.
Who wants some? Get your ass down here.
Okay, I've got to finish it with the Dream sword. Come on.
Come on down. Yes, do it, do it, do it. Come on.
[chuckles] It's like,
where am I even aiming at? Woah. These Endermen are so incredibly unprepared for this.
Reginald, my sword's out, avert your eyes. I don't want to have to use the Dream bow,
I want to use the sword. Get down here, from way downtown.
Okay, here we go. This is it.
This has got to be it. There it is.
The Dream sword. The Dream sword makes the meme happen.
Reginald, I leave this sword and all of the traumatic experiences
I've been through with you. I'm out of here.
Well, we've reached a higher plain of existence and we've become
a top-tier Minecraft player, clearly. Anyway folks, I hope you enjoyed
this episode of Minecraft, till next time. Stay foxy, and much love.
