I drained the life out of everything I met and this happened

all right we're checking out the only game where things can get so inappropriate that you can milk literally everything in the entire game yoink it's minecraft i know that there's a gigantic rainbow of sadness in the background over there don't worry about that obviously that means nothing one of the things it doesn't mean is that i have seen that there has been instances where people were able to milk monsters and where people were able to milk some blocks well we've made it so that you can now milk anything we didn't just make it so we can milk anything we made it so that the stuff that gets milked we added zeros to everything everything is like a thousand times worse when it gets you'll understand where the hell's my chicken at reginald you need to see this i don't know what the hell happened minecraft updated and my chicken started to get smarter reginald you didn't run away did you oh thank god crisis averted now you may be asking yourself gray how do you add more zeros to everything that can be milked well allow me to show you [Music] obviously that's not all we don't need villages where we're going i'm not really sure what happened but it looks like a bunch of bread and iron got vomited onto the ground that's nice oh hey i even managed to get some obsidian yay the thing i mainly care about is the fact that we came out of this with a bunch of carbs so needless to say actually i don't know can i can i legitimately milk reginald come here original original stop yep totally able to milk reginald as you would guess reginald's milk is the color of blood luckily reginald is actually the thing that's able to reset me back to normal now as usual we're going to have to milk basically everything and eventually destroy the ender dragon but i have decided that we will destroy the ender dragon in the stupidest way possible thus i must go through life determining what the dumbest milk could possibly be excuse me sheep i need your milk now one of the uh one of the things i should mention here is that uh you know not only can you make pieces of various wool by doing this with the sheep uh this is the other ability that we have given the sheep where's my uh my special achievement oh my god we've got some problems here because i don't actually remember what the hell is this cow doing here i mean i'll take your milk too i don't actually remember on what side there may have been water um abs should be fine oh god oh jesus i i did it i was padded by my own wolf i do feel somewhat responsible though because now there is a random cow three miles up in the air like he will live there for all time there's no way for him to get down anyway let me go ahead and drink this real quick now i'm pretty sure next to the completely legitimate town that we spawned near there should be an old friend of ours and by old friend i mean an emotionless jackass i will however grab this fox's milk real quick i love that my ability with the fox is coward welcome to the channel ow i'm still flammable though that's unfortunate hey where'd he keep your freaking iron golems i know he was around here ah perfect i knew he was around here somewhere i just didn't know where behold the power of the ages strength strong boy i do appreciate also that i could do this oh my god hold on come here i need to try something here just stand right there buddy you can't run from this i'm i'm swimming in anvils this is the greatest day of my life i'm not gonna lie the ability of the iron golem is pretty good all right sheep hold on i need to i need to try something real quick hold on don't go anywhere okay just right there stay right there i said don't go anywhere all right oh my god behold oh physics means nothing to me okay i i may have to kill the ender dragon like this i haven't decided yet this is my new favorite though all right so we do have to uh go down here in order to find better ore all right now oh god ouch i'm fine yeah that's what happens man i'm part iron golem one of the cool things about being an iron golem is i'm able to clear out this whole area and pretty much one shot almost everything hey come here diamonds nice i can also mine everything which is nice [Music] yiddily deet actually i'm kind of curious what does obsidian taste like tastes like depression i did something i never thought i would do i got rid of my carbs since i'm drinking milk nowadays i say milk it's probably just a bunch of liquid that's eventually going to give me radiation poisoning i can hear a skeleton around here somewhere not really sure how exactly you would get milk from a skeleton but i'm sure as hell going to try actually now's a good time to get some freaking flint too the hell am i oh hey yank worry not young skeleton i'm one of you [Laughter] ah i think i found my new favorite creature oh my god oh my god skeleton come back i need more of you i need a creature to test this on and i need more skeleton milk i need to stockpile this stuff i don't actually need to attack anything anymore so that's good here we go here we go here we go ready oh thank god i can finally make another bucket yes more buckets oh got a spider what the hell over here get on the ground there we go in fact i'll take twice as much milk from you i know you got more in you no all right well then you're useless to me when in doubt i guess i can milk this grass yay well i guess now's a good time as any to see what exactly the spider does because i oh my god shoot webs so when you say shoot webs how many webs all the zeros of webs [Laughter] i can hear you skeleton spider gray is coming for your ass give me a bony little bastard where are you my spider sense is tingling that means it's time to vomit i think i caught him oh my god actually what does zombies milk taste like there we go all right here we go i'm gonna try right now sneak to call your friends [Music] oh my god is incredible come on boys it's so many the only problem is i can't get out of all the damn webs i made oh here we go more iron i can get some more buckets together begin sadness while that's going i can also get the flint and steel because because honestly a day never goes by where i don't think about ruining the lies of everything in the nether this is honestly all i wanted the more buckets i have the stupider things can get oh oh i've needed you come here skeleton don't kill him boys i need him don't kill him thank you all right now you can kill him okay so now i have zombie and skeleton milk excellent more diamonds i guess i can actually get some diamond milk while i'm here here we go [Music] now we're looking good yeah you want to jump with me yes what happens man oh also hold on hold on nearby i know it's here somewhere i can hear i know there was a creeper here somewhere oh which milk that sounds both disgusting and amazing at the same time this is like the highlander there can be only one see that oh it's the creeper creeper give me your milk i did he blow up i yeah i definitely got his milk are you still there was actually still there well i have zombie creeper and witch milk i think i have an idea of what the creeper does so i'm gonna save that for later holy obsidian my god ah i'm i'm fine buckets are like my ammunition i need more i probably should have brought some carbs while i did this now normally i would say that i don't really have enough gold uh to be able to do this but oh screw you water oh whatever it's fine but we're gonna be doing a lot of screwed up stuff because of the milking that we can do you know like milking in enemy objects it's gonna be fine don't worry hi everyone in case you're wondering i'm able to randomly vomit arrows nowadays you're welcome now the very first thing i need to do is get rid of this water and find a piglen i mean i guess i could also milk the landscape but the only thing i would get is tetanus get off my case you're not the pig i want i'm like a gatling gun made out of arrows don't screw with me this poor piglet he's like what the hell's going on oh it's raining arrows now it's raining flaming airless all right where's your less angry piglet brethren now i don't need any of you i love the fact that i can shoot the arrows through the lava and it turns them into flaming arrows no no no no no it's actually fighting through my torrent of arrows hey we're all friends now my god i can make more buckets it's a sad day when like the best thing that i could ever see is just more and more iron hey glenn i know one of you little bastards is around here come here give me give me your milk there we go damn it i got the freaking hoglin well [Music] mining dirt gives you stuff shows you the nearest entities [Music] oh piglin brute milk hell yes oh yeah pig portal strength revenge my nether rock for op loot yes oh my god we found it boys ah it's the king dingling yes i actually have to read all this spawn gold behind you mine netherrack for op loots mining dirt gives you stuff sneak to build a rune portal oh that's awesome i i have never had a better lifestyle than being able to poop gold nuggets like i am just projectile pooping them this is amazing let me see how strong i am pretty strong oh my god you can actually spawn the ender pearls my name how many did i get like way too many whatever okay i i guess let's go get the blazes i am in oh my god ouch i am very very fireproof i am sickeningly fast right now okay there we go uh yeah enchanting golden apples don't leave home without them perfect oh blazes you don't even want to know what happens when you mix a piglen a ton of methamphetamine and a gallon of steroids you get gray still plays son pooping out these freaking rune portals i mean i guess i could use all this obsidian what that was attacking me oh there was a wither skeleton at some point but i guess he instantaneously died from my greatness um do i want your milk i don't even know what it will do i mean i guess i can get it there we go wither skeleton milk there's really nothing better than the piglet though i'm gonna tell you that actually maybe i'll keep it for the ender dragon let me uh [Music] jump one hit one kill okay so i've got wither skeleton milk creeper milk witch milk and zombie milk and i'm a piglet right now i'm sorry a brute piglet oh blazes oh i see you over there [Laughter] your lava doesn't scare me yeah i can stand the heat i'm also really good at falling down any possible hole i can find tell me great what is best in life making things harder for myself what the hell look at the amount of place rocks would you like some blaze powder [Music] [Laughter] all right so i don't need the other 32 of those i mean sure whatever at this point i i think i'll keep some of this around because i have a tendency to lose these blades rods really easily i guess i'll say we did it [Music] hey jackass i wish i could set this portal up ablaze with my burning body hello everyone i'm 20 piglet 20 brute 20 gray still plays 40 stupid and 100 psychotic also there's a chicken in my groin now this is weird alrighty where are we going apparently that way i feel actually really good about not having to worry about losing these i can also do this just because i can [Music] i i simply bring hell wherever i go on the plus side all these pigs are now millionaires i have spawned like 4 000 pounds of gold at this point now if i remember correctly if i mined dirt there's just so much random crap that pops out god look at all the bread there's bread and gold bars and reginald's i think the best part about this is that it's just like a lucky block it can literally spawn anything look at this like crying obsidian that is bond there's an enchantment book horse armor random bow but i can also hold on you know i need another pick i can also mine this stuff and get more ridiculous loot i need a better pickaxe i'm not gonna lie kids when your parents ask you what you want to be when you grow up say a piglet brew man going to college was a waste i'm on top of the world hey there can be only one of us i'm on top of the world oh reginald you can be on top of the world too all righty i think we're here yeah we're here go piglet powers aggravate son oh hold on i hear something yoxy perfect i guess we're on the top portion of it just drown myself a little bit nothing nothing unusual on the channel hello everyone i bring you gold and pain gold and pain how's the pain taste where you guys keep your portals at everyone's like we don't want to tell you you're like a walking scratch-off ticket all right we're going deeper out of the way you too i already have your milk i don't need any more it sounds both dirty and true hey i was gonna say we're starting to get hit by silverfish that's good now it is time to get riggity freakin wrecked hey enderdragon i'm here and i brought stupidity with me i'm afraid to hit this thing because i feel like i might kill it in one shot oh shut up you two yeah everyone gets destroyed knockback on this thing is like five billion look at it wow here have some of this too oh my god [Music] [Laughter] i guess i'll drink the wither skeleton milk might as well see what it does here we go okay oh i can become a ghost and i can wither stuff all right whoa being a ghost is hot hold on i think i can i may be able to fly up to the to the dragon this way i'm not a ghost for too long come on go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go ah i need her to come down a little bit although i should be able to get these crystals this way nice okay and then become a ghost come through here beauty oh yeah i'm not gonna lie becoming a wither skeleton was like the best possible option i gotta keep the enchanted apples up otherwise i'll end up dying though oh actually i wonder if i can milk one of the crystals i know that sounds weird but what the hell right i mean we're here i can milk it boom okay that's all of them get ready get ready get ready come here would you run for this don't you run for this it's like star wars baby yes i was gonna say we're doing the kessel run in the end what is stronger dragon or wither skeleton survey says brother skeleton after that i might as well uh finish things up the way they should have always been finished okay ready and we have a winner [Laughter] creeper mill boys anyway folks hope you enjoyed this episode of minecraft until next time stay foxy and much love

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Id: dgk25S3IrMg

Length: 19min 50sec (1190 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 16 2021