-All right, we’re
checking out the only game where you can take anything
that Mother Nature would use to kill everyone on earth
and add more zeros to it. It’s Minecraft. I think I could probably—Ow,
I was going to say I could probably parkour
on this tornado but maybe not. Did a bunny just die randomly? I love how Reginald is just having
a fantastic time during all of this. Oh, random meat. I wonder
how that got there. Today’s life-eating chaos
is sponsored by Dragon Tamer but since talking
about it would be boring, I’m going to destroy a tablet
with a high-powered slingshot. More on that later. Obviously, it’s pretty
much everyone’s dream to be in the middle of a tornado
or a giant tsunami or an earthquake. Well, now basically all
those different things are going to happen randomly as we try
and beat the game as you can see. Typically, one of these
ridiculous things that we’ve supercharged will
happen every 60 seconds. However, each time they happen,
they will happen one second faster. That means that after 60
minutes, they’re going to happen every single second and there’ll
be at maximum power. I have added so many
zeros to what they can do that eventually it will
probably just break the game. Okay, now things are
starting to get out of hand. I get freaking winded around
and there’s a damn tornado. Leave me alone. The poor villager
over there is getting wrecked, too. Oh my God, I got to find carbs
or I’m not going to survive this. Are we done? Please stop. I’m not actually getting anywhere. I’m just getting
my cardio in for the day. These two guys are like, "What’s
going on with this weather?" Then they turn and look at me
and they’re like, "Oh, shit it’s gray." Okay, I got to-- Hold
on, I got to-- Damn it, I just want to get caught
on a tree or something. Give me one wooden block for God’s sakes. Okay there, I’m actually
caught on the tree log. The fact that there’s no carbs
around me is a real problem. Anyway, we’re going to try and beat
the game while this crap is going on. Oh, come on. I can already tell this is going
to be a giant pain in my ass. I couldn’t find the last
completely legitimate village I was
at so congratulations, everyone. I’m here to ruin your lives. Don’t worry. If we’re lucky,
we’ll only get a tornado because apparently blizzards just
immediately kill everyone. You guys don’t have any carbs
laying around, do you? Reginald, where the hell
did I leave my chicken at? I heard him. Reginald, are
you inside of the earth again? I don’t know. I’m sure
he’ll turn up eventually. Okay, anyway. Can I actually
craft something this time without the world going
to-- Are you serious? Okay. Yay, come here. Usually, I don’t actually have to kill anything by myself
but I need to do this before the freaking Earth splits in half
and I fall down to the damn core. Give me your iron. Thank you, nice. Are you kidding me right now? Oh, no. What the hell, already at level fours? I think I can land this. Hold on. Got it. I would like to think
that if I stayed inside the house, I would survive
but that’s not true. All right, what do you got
inside your chest-- Seriously? Grab one of these. If you’re not made of carbs,
I don’t want to talk to you. Get the hell out of here.
Yes, actually, I do need this. Ah, no, not the winds. Not the win-- Actually, hold on. This is actually perfect. I wanted to get out
of the zone anyway, yich. I have an idea. Oh, God. Let me have this, there. This is the tablet
that I played Dragon Tamer on. This is the high-powered slingshot I used
to take down baby dragons when I’m hungry. These are some of the sweet anniversary event figurines that you can
win in the game. Dragon Tamer actually
has a thing where you can do stuff in the game and get
real-life things which I love. They also have a dragon coloring
system where you can give the dragon different colors to make
the dragons as unique as you want. They get a day and night cycle,
and of course, you can breed dragons together to make
your own violent death machines. Machines, the comrade
machines that help humans. You can grow your dragon from
an egg to an adult and there’s nine elements in the game
because four elements are trash. All kinds of different
battle modes, Adventure, Alliance Warfare, Arena,
Forest of Spirits. There’s only one server which
means that the entire planet gets to beat the living hell out of one
another to tame the best dragon. All right, let’s take down
some tablets. I mean, dragons. Imagine this, all of a sudden, a baby
dragon tries to fly away with your tablet. I don’t think so. Dragon Tamer son. Whoo, that’s what I’m talking about. Anyway, if you want to start
taming dragons and get your own figurine, check out the link
in the description below. Download Dragon Tamers. Give me your loot before
something kills us all. Do you know how long it’s been
since I’ve seen a piece of bread and my freaking
crafting tables I’ve had to make? Actually, let’s do this.
Congratulations, Iron Golem. I’m going to kill you with a sword
made out of iron ingots like being killed by one of your children,
feels good doesn’t it? Parental abuse, that’s what happens when your kids don’t get
off the damn cell phone. Thank you, I’m not going to lie I wish
I could eat the iron, hold on, crap. Hey, pigs I got good news
and I got bad news, the good news is there hasn’t been
a disaster in a little while, the bad news is I can’t find
any bread so I’m a carnivore now. You too. Come here. I have to keep picking up all
my stuff every couple seconds because I’m afraid it’ll blow away, this must
be what’s like to live in Kansas. Tastes like betrayal. Oh, God. I don’t know
how I survived that. I’m not going to ask
you questions, you know what? I didn’t like that biome
anyway, I probably shouldn’t have turned
the wind up this high. Oh my God. I’m moving faster than the actual
planet can make itself. I’m in the clouds now,
extremely strong winds it said. I got saved by the water. Sorry sheep. If I look up in the sky it’s just random
animals everywhere, when does it stop. Let me see if I can kill a pig
in midair I need your food. God, I hope this happens when we try
and find the end portal, are we done? Are we done? Okay, I think we’re done. Where the hell am I now? I like that there was
just a dead cod laying on this mountainside
because of the winds. I know I tried to do
this before, but I lost my freaking boat when
everything went to hell. This is basically going to be like
my ace in the hole because now I got to start digging down hopefully
if I dig down I don’t have to worry about the entire planet
trying to kill me. First things first
though, get me to flint. Thank you. Nice. Time to start digging. It worked. Yes. Oh hell. [laughs] I know you’re thinking
to yourself, great how could it get much worse,
you don’t understand. Okay, I’m pretty well below ground
now, I’ve got flint and steel. Reginald for the love of all
that is holy, please do not get in my way, I still have the lantern
that I stole off of the bodies of the damn that got stuck
in the last giant blizzard. Okay, I hear lava that’s
good, well it’s good and bad I’m not very
lava proof at the moment. I hear water and lava,
we’re getting the two major food groups
in Minecraft at this point. This is why gamers stay
inside all the time. I’m afraid to go outside now since
every time, I’ve gone outside I’ve been met with tornadoes, sinkholes,
and freaking 4 billion mile an hour winds. I don’t want to hear it. Perfect. Okay and yoink,
don’t even think about it. All right, cool we found gold. Reginald you’re supposed to be
watching my freaking back. The freaking cave-in,
there is nowhere safe. Okay almost at the lava, got it, and what the hell happened here,
was this like the freaking death beam, whatever
I don’t even want to know. Diamond. Okay, I want all the rest
of you, go-- oh yes what is this? Water geyser, are you serious right now? This actually turned
out to be really good. Can I get one thing done
without this happening? The game’s like, "No." Okay got it, that’s all I wanted. You know it’d be great
if the doom geysers and the cave-ins would
chill out for a minute. It’s been a while
so I think they’re starting to happen probably like
every 40 seconds or so now. I’ve had a couple of seconds of mother nature not elbow dropping
me and it’s nice. I’m also concerned because I’m waiting
for the other shoe to drop, let this happen, oh through
the love of God, just let it happen. Giddily deep tornadoes can suck my pain. How do you like that mother nature? I never thought I’d be so happy
to see a bunch of lava. Never mind tornadoes can happen
in another, that’s fantastic. The tornado was so powerful
I got kicked out of the server, flying is
not enabled on this server. I wasn’t flying technically,
I was but it wasn’t my fault. Hello everyone, I bring masochism
and the wrath of mother nature. This is a freakish amount of blazes, fire come on guys I’ve lived in Florida
most of my life this is nothing. Reginald do not play in the lava,
dad’s got work to do. Guess what happens man
give me your fucking [?] hurry up before we all sink
into the depths of hell Good enough Lava Geyser. Lava Geyser she says, "I came,
I saw, I destroyed everyone’s home." Not really sure at this point, how
things could possibly get any worse. Okay, piglins. We’ve got a potential for some
really bad stuff to happen here. Let’s just make the trade
and get on with our lives. I hear a bunch of them
are already burning alive. I haven’t even done anything yet. By the time I get
to the overworld, this stuff is going to be happening
every one second. I have no idea how the hell I’m actually
going to be able to get to the end. Hello, piglins, you know what to do. Yes, that’s it, that’s nice. Oh, don’t get too angry,
don’t get too angry. Now I start crapping out perils
and don’t fall into the lava. I know you guys suck at doing
basic tasks, like standing. What did I just say? Hey, yoink, all right,
we’re getting there, just keep messing with the gold bars. I see him down there. Hold on, here we go keep them coming. What did I tell you guys, what
the hell happened to the other one? What you ate him? I know you guys have a tendency
to randomly just fall into the lava. Reginald, be a good chicken
and pick up the perils. That’s it, fly them up
here. No, there you go. Yes, yes this way.
Perfect, good job buddy. Hey, oh righty. I feel good, but I also feel
really bad because I know our lives are about to suck the second
I stepped through the portal. All right, let’s go see what
nonstop death feels like. I got to do this with this few
obsidians as possible. Throw one of those on there
and we are probably screwed. How the hell of a spawn you gave me. the fact that the entire
planet hasn’t caved in on me yet, is a little bit concerning. Great, I can see blue skies. It’s such a blessing in such a curse. Okay, never mind, I just
got hit with a Geyser and strong winds, and now
an earthquake Jesus. If you’re going to be moving
me around, at least get me toward the direction that we have
to go into the carb, my God. I just got shot out from a frigging
Geyser falling into the earthquake. Oh, this is awful, like
the end of days, along blizzard is about to pick
in, this is too much. Our only chance to survive
is to hope that this kills the Ender Dragon before it kills
us when we get to the end. Look at how ridiculous,
thank you water geyser. As you could tell, this random crap
is happening every single second now. Look at how ridiculous this is. The blizzard is just happening on me. It’s like my own personal rain
cloud, following me around. You having a good time there Enderman? Enderman is like, "I hate you so much." Now
you know what it’s like, leave me alone. Okay, for the love
of all the Tully Oh no. Let me get this before
the sinkhole happens. Oh, I did it. I managed to dodge
the sinkhole, never mind. Oh my God, [laughter] I’m sorry. Squid. The squid are getting
pitched like fastballs. Look at all the earthquakes
and the tornado now as well. Yes, the squid are coming with me. Come on, we’re going
to the end portal boys. Oh, Hey, I found a village.
This is so bad for them. Who here got
the earthquake-side property? I fell down this hole,
but luckily there we go. I can use these geysers
to get out, worked out well. It’s all just level six water
geysers, my God, there’s so many. I’ve got to keep moving.
There’s no other way to do this. Do I have any food? Oh,
I have cooked pork chop. All right. Luckily
again, It’s no problem. If I fall in the sinkhole, I just
have to get out with the geysers. If I can parkour from geyser
to geyser, I can survive all the falls. 1 billion IQ stuff here. A long acid storm is about to begin. Oh my God, all the freak. Are you serious right now? It’s an acid storm, so much keeps happening. Can you just leave me alone? Don’t do it for God’s sake man. I hate you. This Trek has been the worst experience of my entire life, but we’re here. I just need to clean this up. We’re going to get a momentary
break right until we get into the end and then things are
going to get really bad again. Again, my hope is I can just
build a little shelter around me and the Ender Dragon gets killed
by flaming death geysers or something. Come on baby. I know it’s here. I think it was here. I hear a thing, yes. There we go. I knew I was close, like hand
grenade style close really. Get wrecked. Hi, you suck it bad. I’ve had a bad day. What you got for me. It would be great,
if the portal was right around this corner here,
that would be perfect. Right around the corner,
right here, right here. Why are we still here? Here, hold on. I thought I heard lava but it may have
also been the sound of my own tears. Fat loot. Wow. Hey, good enough. Okay, let’s bring the end
times to the dragon. [Laughs] Okay, nothing’s happened yet. Why do I feel like the second
I get out of my little sanctuary here all hell
is going to break loose? I bet it’s just waiting
for me to get out. Yes, there it is. Ah,
and it has begun. [laughs] Oh God, ow. Got to make a little sanctuary,
got to make a little sanctuary. This is working out really well. Now the wind can’t blow me anywhere. [groans] At this point, I just have
to hope the Ender Dragon contracts the plague
or something and dies that way. Oh, what the holy hell. Where am I? [groans] This is what is left of the actual
pedestal, this is it. I’m in a tornado battling
the freaking Ender Dragon. She’s taking a ton
of damage from the tornado. [laughs] The tornado is going to do it. I don’t know where am I at this point. I haven’t stopped flying
in this freaking tornado for a while. [shouts] Ouch, fell into a sinkhole. Damn it, he won. To walk all the way
back you son of bitch. Well, I guess I have to walk
back in order to win correctly. I guess I’ll just fly there. You know what? I’ll just crash the game. Anyway, folks, hope you enjoyed
this episode of Minecraft till next time. Stay [?] much love.
I’m never doing this again.
