Minecraft but I have 1,000,000 XP

oh wow I spent 30 levels for Bane of Arthropods what a great day said no one ever I'm not just gonna get 30 levels not 50. I'm gonna get a million levels in Minecraft now to do that I got a little bit of help first of all when I break blocks I get little XP that I can collect for one total level I know pretty cool so let's grab a couple of these guys and now that I have 10 levels or more I can use my shot portal here to go inside the XP shop dude I got a bunch of items here where I can spend XP to get new items as usual so to start I can spend 10 XP to get myself some XP dice let's try this out shall we looks like it grants random XP from one to six come on give it a plus three let's go boys Cash Money Cash Money Cash oh I can throw multiple at once that's nice Cash Money two one one oh that's horrible luck dude a one come on Larry go there's five four I'm already almost 30 levels dog you're out here killing mobs all day I just gotta roll a couple dice crafty does not condone gambling okay so we got 20 levels here to buy some XP seeds and now I figure I can just grow oh look at it man I've just planted XP in the ground yeah grow grow little ones grow oh there we go we got like little XP flowers okay so if I break these holy cow I got 48 levels man I got as many levels as like killing the dragon gives you all right this will be good let me grab a couple more of those bad boys howdy boys I didn't want my XP seeds to get lonely so oh gosh dang it ah why would you guys put a farm here anyways there we go little buddies now you can grow with friends grow grow yeah dude all right that should be eight almost 100 Levels man let me toss a couple of these guys out yeah dude that's 108 levels already all right we're making some progress what's up buddy oh gosh why do you live here this is so dangerous literally dude it's like he built a moat around his house out of snow all right what else can we unlock here an experience grower I don't know what that is but I hope I can use it on myself I want to be 10 feet tall increases targets XP value oh gosh is somebody dying oh gosh where are you buddy I I hear a villager okay well the Villager died well that's what you get for building your farm on Tapas no experience grower to grow my experience I read how-to books hold on if I use it on an actual experience or okay it's getting bigger now okay okay we've got a giant experience orb and then if I collect it I got a hundred levels oh sick man okay okay so we got some experience orbs around here so I could just grow experience orbs oh my gosh 400 levels this is gonna be a useful item so we have 600 levels now it sounds like a crazy amount but remember I'm trying to get to a million levels dude so we got to make some upgrades a little faster ultimate enchanting table costs 500 levels expensive but we take those oh my gosh it looks like a demogorgon or something from stranger things it's kind of spooky can't tell if I get more experience or I summon Herobrine but regardless we'll find out oh okay so I throw items on top of it to enchant them so we can do a pickaxe a sword a hoe and a bow uh it's doing it oh snap man check it out dude we gotta pickaxe and it's purple I don't know what it does but it's purple and I like it oh snap dude it breaks a bunch of blocks at once oh heck yeah man wait wait so if that breaks the blocks and then I energize them to become bigger oh my gosh ah 2 000 levels dude easy heck yeah man I like this game wait hold on did you hear that I hear a skeleton hold on if he can drop a bow dude that would be so nice oh gosh that's a big cave where are you skeleton boy what about at first pardon me skeleton let me just grab myself a murder weapon hello oh there he is take this guy I probably should have Enchanted my sword before doing this ah nobo well we tried at the very least oop I missed I did not do great at basketball growing up there we go and come level oh I've got myself a purple sword dude I like how it's still called a stone sword though like I want it to be called like sword Megatron 5000 or something it says it has Critical Strike I don't know what that is but I'd like to test it out also I need to get a bow anyway so let's do some adventuring ouch where are you mobs I've got 2 000 levels dude it's like I've killed the dragon 400 times Critical Strike there he is the skeleton yeah Critical Strike man that does a lot of damage dude straight up teaming up with Thor a lightning strikes them iron thank you very much and while I'm at it let's just make this XP nice and giant oh this is so nice dude okay oh well all right yeah you guys do the work for me there you go what is happening dude they're mad at each other but they keep missing guys hello prank it up boys give me a bow dude dude somebody give me a bow all right screw it we're doing this the old-fashioned way I've killed enough skeletons to clear out a graveyard so I guess we'll just gather some string this way okay let's craft ourselves a nice new fresh bow and we've got an enchanted bow dude it has infinity and homing I don't know what homing is but I assume it like tracks onto mobs I found a creeper in the wild be careful don't get too close excuse me you haven't heard of The Crafty big fan bundle well let me let you in on a little secret it's got about everything it's got something you want something you need something to wear and something to read the perfect bundle to make under your tree a little more me go to crafty dot store today he might just try to snipe yeah oh snap okay so if I miss it oh sick dude I don't have to aim at all man I can just close my eyes and shoot ouch okay maybe not that oh that's so sick man I don't even have to try it is not very powerful but I have infinity and I don't have to aim so I'll call that a win thank you very much for your levels my boy and last but not least we got ourselves a hoe and let's enchant this bad boy yeah it says it ought Auto plants oh dude looks like I don't have to pay for XP plants anymore I could just literally right click for infinite XP plants oh hey care man except for that one tile that one tile doesn't like it's like no it's my day off today yeah give me all the XP it doesn't give me a lot but hey at least I know I can Farm it anytime I want to I think my best method right now for getting a ton of XP is breaking a lot of blocks with my pickaxe M I said breaking a lot of blocks with my pickaxe and then using my experience grower cause watch Dude boom almost ten thousand thank you boys eleven thousand all right that should be enough to get myself our next upgrade I hope at least oh heck yeah dude easy I can get myself an enchanted necklace we can unlock the XP orb and the XP vacuum oh dude look at me my videos don't suck but my vacuum certainly does oh man I can just suck blocks in to get myself XP oh my goodness dude let's go it doesn't give me a tremendous this amount of XP but like this is the best way to mine of all time it damages mobs okay good to know sorry buddy sorry hello spider I vacuum you thank you very much this is straight up how I deal with spiders in real life I just get a vacuum I'm sending you to the vacuum Shadow realm all right we also got an XP orb whoa okay looks like I can throw out an XP orb to like explode the blocks in the area oh my goodness and it makes like clusters of XP dude I combined that with the experience grower yes yes yes crabs look at all my giant experience orbs now we're talking man this is how we get up to a million let's go dude it feels so weird it feels almost cursed to have this many levels oh yes hello Pumpkin Farm I need to grab some of you for my pumpkin pies there we go pumpkins you were not registered to be living on this land I have a dumb idea hold on there we go I made the crafty logo kinda now I shall eat myself our next upgrade is the experienced Miner and we can get ourselves the x-rays as well and I noticed a little someone Enchanted Chester what's up buddy how you doing dude looking good man got a nice purple Sheen I missed you dude the last episode we had an emerald golem instead of Chester and dude the comments were not happy about it we won Chester we he won Chester he's a little expensive for me uh I got 500 levels I know that sounds like a lot but I'm poor Chester don't worry buddy I'll be back 50 000 levels coming right up all right mobs have gotten bigger oh my good is that just bigger dude the creepers are not supercharged creepers yeah that's fine that's fine you're trying to stop me from getting my Chester upgrade you big jerks nobody stops me from getting Chester oh gosh oh gosh that's dangerous that's dangerous oh no don't explode don't explode okay one thing that's nice is the Enchanted necklace gives me a little bit of armor and some extra Health here too yeah take this you fell monsters yeah that's it okay have a giant battle over there yeah you guys go do that okay dude this is not easy man don't hit the Enderman that's gonna be a very bad day you will not stop me from getting Chester OH one heart one heart one heart I'm really glad I had 20 hearts that would have been real nasty okay what are these upgrades they might help me here some of the helpful Miner who will mine a tunnel not that helpful pull XP lasers from this Sky okay very cool that might help me here but the sun is helping me even more what the heck just happened dude I was not prepared for that I right clicked with it oh my word it shoots out these lasers that damage I guess the ground and kill mobs laser attack boom it damages me as well that's fine I didn't need skin anyways XP lasers go Miss XP lasers come on man go away I cannot aim the lasers oh that's actually awesome and then now that those blocks are broken I can increase the size of these XP levels as well there we go now we're talking don't worry Chester buddy I'm coming I'm already at 10 000. I'm a one-fifth of the way there to get my Chester bully thank you very much thank you very much the lasers do me Justice I don't know what that means I just said words out loud the laser is very dangerous but hey 15 000 levels we'll take that I also have this experienced Miner here I just place them down and yeah there he goes mine and oh heck yeah dude look at all this XP dude yeah go buddy go hold on I can place down the minor and then follow him with my experience grower oh my gosh dude it's time my friends it's time Chester buddy I'm back oh I'm excited come on my beautiful purple Enchanted Chester what the heck it gave me an enchanted Chester egg what do you do to Pokemon all right to be fair at Chester Pokemon just going around shouting Chester Chester Chester Chester with actually be kind of cute I mean Chester is kind of My Pokemon he follows me around he does battles for me but you're better than any Pikachu a man could ask for there he is what's up buddy Chester multiplier yeah so now he's gonna help me get levels even faster as well you had long legs this episode man look at him no what what's wrong your legs aren't Enchanted oh sorry buddy looks like you shoved two toothpicks in your butt chest thought I was joking I was joking your legs looked great my man come on buddy let's do some adventuring and I have just the thing I want to try all right Chester there she is the coolest Pillager Outpost ever dude like the mountains in the background on top of a cave I almost feel guilty for taking it out but you do what you gotta do oh get ready Chester get him boys yeah oh gosh that's a lot of damage dude these villagers are so big dude all right I just gotta get all the way up to the top cover me Chester what are you doing dude come on hell what what's going on are you stuck in a hole okay okay he's uh okay okay knock him down there we go if I get underneath this Pilger Outpost I can use my XP raise to destroy above it and here we go here we go XP raise attack okay let's assess the damage oh well not as much as I wanted to I think I took the tree out more than did the Pillager Outpost all right looks like I gotta do this myself [Music] yes team villagers all the way yeah you suck pillagers yeah this is so crazy dude all right some good experience don't mind if I do oh my gosh they give me like 50 000 levels holy cow I'm gonna die I'm gonna die back after oh gosh oh no oh no all right I'm out of here I'm out of here come on Chester we did what we came here for oh they're coming after me they're coming after me oh no no no no no Chester we gotta go dude and that should do what that is 100 000 levels the first time missed the portal the first time we've hit a hundred thousand dude how do you feel Chester are you proud of me I'm gonna stop shaking your head what are you on the side of the pillagers what's going on dude he's just grumpy because I didn't buy him first and I bought the XP raise beforehand hey hey Break It Up YouTube there's no need to be jealous okay so it looks like we can afford an XP unicorn stop shaking your head dude don't judge my purchasing if I want to buy a unicorn I'm gonna buy a unicorn hello Franklin how are you look what I did for Christmas shopping I bought myself a unicorn I mean it's not nearly as cool as like a crafty plushy or crafty hoodie from craftydot's door oh my gosh he's fast dude what are you rushing to go to the merch store is that what's going on all right I'm done stock is going fast I've actually done this time hey come here buddy can I ride you oh my goodness oh gosh okay check this out so I can ride them and I go so fast oh my word I just break all the blocks around me wow all right that's a powerful unicorn dude I just carved an entire bat cave uh oh sorry buddy you guess he damages mobs too let's just head away from the village I can fly whoa I'm like Peter Pan dude oh my gosh what the heck is going on dude oh my horse I'm sorry I break blocks and I can literally just jump over mountains yeah just just casual unicorn stuff you know how it goes oh this is ridiculous I love it so much I'm still gonna say it Chester was my favorite purchase I made today but dude unicorn is a hard second straight up I don't know what's happening or the Unicorn doesn't to ride and ride initially progressing with levels though yeah I could use unicorn toots to fly across biomes oh gosh I gotta be careful where I'm landing with this thing sorry sir sorry I gave your house a little bit of a haircut it's a convertible house now it's a feature before I get too carried away let's use our Miner and get our next upgrade he certainly is the most efficient way to level up oh wow and he kills mobs too that's nice he unlocked a cave down here whoa look at how big this cave is that's a lot of bad guys that's a lot of bad guys go Miner attack never mind he doesn't attack oh gosh that's a lot of mobs hello creeper I shall vacuum give me levels come on Chester buddy let's get ourselves some upgrades all right got myself a hundred thousand like no problem dude our experienced Miner is nuts he puts the experience in experience or something oh no stop shaking your head don't judge my jokes next up we've got an XP pump for 125 000 passively generates XP oh that's real nice so if I just place this down there it is nice dude pump out the XP from the ground back her up come on boys milker for all she's got I don't think I like that I said that out loud oh but the XP is going up fast oh my goodness look at that already 50 000. combine this with our experienced Miner dude no problem a million in no time look at it go I like number go up come on oh gosh don't tie in the gravel now while that levels me up it even levels me up inside the shop oh that's great I can also buy an experience wave here all right yoink don't mind if I do I don't know what it does and we have two more upgrades and experience research lab and wizard crafty oh I gotta know what wizard crafty looks like my friends used to call me whizzy crafty but that's just because I wet the bed every night oh gosh I'm sorry wait mobs have gained a 50 speed increase I didn't even see that okay great that's fine I was too busy making a dumb joke about me peeing the bed that the editors will probably hopefully cut out not this time oh gosh oh my goodness they are fast holy cow no thank you no thank you no thank you oh my goodness oh oh no oh no no no no no thank you no thank you oh gosh oh no no thank you no thank you no thank you come here uniform we're getting out of here okay transition all right Chester you ready for this dude we're gonna try out our experience wave which apparently causes a slow wave of Destruction what's the Worst That Could Happen yeah oh my God oh my oh my God my goodness oh please stop I did not know oh please don't break the village all right all right we're fine holy cow dude it almost cut the entire bottom off of this Village man now also I can just Farm all this XP too yes please oh my word Chester we gotta try this again man that was awesome not as awesome as the new Christmas crafty hoodie and water bottle just because it's objectively true doesn't mean I have to say it all the time dude actually this will be an awesome like superhero Landing yeah I missed oh my gosh look at it dude I don't know what's gonna be destroyed first My Level record or my PC oh an entirely flat land my goodness and the Flatland is perfect for my new XP research facility and here looks like a good place what do you think cool research facility go oh nice man this is where we do our research and this is where we stare at uh whatever that is I'm not the scientist whoa yeah that'll do it here is our XP research facility oh good job sciencing we've got ourselves some XP here oh there's XP everywhere it looks like these little pillars drop XP orbs don't mind if I do yes thank you very much keep silencing gentlemen we've gotta get to a million now before we actually get to a million I think it's time to become a hairy wizard I mean a wizard Harry our final upgrade wizard crafty and yoink oh look at me dude I am wizard crafty yes I've got a staff of Wizardry and if I right click I shoot out X ploding XP orbs yeah just casual stuff yes take this foul tree I missed sorry tree sorry team trees all the way Plant the forest love me some oxygen don't worry I'm planting more I'm a good wizard but I'm a busy wizard a busy whizzy as we call it and if I sneak and right click I steal XP from nearby mobs hello chicken do you mind if I have some XP there buddy oh gosh I didn't know it would kill em oh I should have guessed that my bad I promise you I'm trying to be a good wizard here you go here you go there you go just gonna add a couple more chickens into the world there you go oh got him okay okay took out the creeper I think I might have taken out more chickens but there it is a million XP levels my dude and to celebrate I shall ride off into the sunset with my unicorn and my pet chest are these videos very weird uh-huh are you gonna subscribe to watch more of them I hope so

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Length: 19min 53sec (1193 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 11 2022