Minecraft but I have 1,000,000 Super Hearts

I am super crafty well not quite yet I can collect super hearts that give me super powers and go on secret hero missions to save the innocent people who go before we can go on our super secret hero missions I've gotta earn some super powers because right now I'm a little fragile Bowie ouch all right let's head into our super shop the C stands for uh cool Powers my very own superhero lab oh and here we are the super speed heart let's use it oh this I'm so fast take this creeper yeah oh it damages them if I run into him that's awesome creeper your time of blowing up mobs is over yeah yeah it doesn't do a lot of damage I mean I am sectioning with my forehead yeah yeah okay well I'm not the superist but I did gain some super experience from that so I can buy my next heart that durability Heart Holy Cow oh hi Cal look at all those armor bars dude yeah it doesn't even hurt yeah munch on my face try to get to my brains if you can find them let me know looks like I gained experience just from getting damaged that's very nice I can now buy super strength one step closer to going on our first mission do I have the strength to battle grass yeah I'm strong yeah oh yeah yeah all right when I right click I can just punch blocks now to gain experience that's cool foul monster Vanquish you yeah oh I can punch mobs any break blocks where they hit oh that's incredible I am strong I am durable I am lactose intolerant let's unlock the teleportation heart the bank robbery coordinates oh snap that must be our first mission all right teleportation heart what do you got that uh oh very cool I can like right click to teleport huh yoink hi tree I just wanted to be close to you my foliage friend I'm strong enough take me to the sun uh oh all right yoink oh I gained a bunch of experience when I teleport yeah it's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Raphael I'm here to help buddy oh that's just a normal Turtle he's not teenaged nor is he mutant one last teleport there we go now it's time to stop a bank robbery oh man I am excited as I am nervous I thought first mission would be like like a tree or something here goes nothing send us there Alfred hello Alfred okay oh here we are the bank of the people who go I do not have that many Powers but don't tell them okay bank robbers stand back I am super Crouch yeah yeah yeah oh this is awesome I like being a superhero ouch okay that hurts guys yeah take this monsters oh that's a lot of robbers man yeah come on come on we can do this are you hiding in the bushes yeah yes dude I can do it I just have to believe in myself and uh safe spot while punching yeah oh the last bad guys in there he'll never expect this yoink how hello ah he expected it yeah yeah we got him dude all right we got eight emeralds let's give this back to the bank don't worry villager I am here to help you're welcome my wait how does he know my name I kind of forgot to put out a superhero disguise it's fine there is your eight emeralds my friend and the bank has been saved he only had eight emeralds in the entire bank that's not a lot of money dude you got the wrong guys we thought this job off robbery we've got a boss to deal with so let's get more powerful shall we we can buy our flight Hearts here that'll be nice I can fly oh that is so nice dude I'm a little flying ballerina I gained experience by flying that's so cool sidekick Chester buddy oh I like your underwear five thousand okay hold on Jester I'll fly around real quick every superhero needs his sidekick just a little more Peter paning and yes Chester get em boys for it we've weave men posters the posters are hand signed by me and Chester well Chester doesn't have arms so he posed for it and I drew him but close enough head on over to crafty dot store today get em boys unlocked yeah dude you're incredible you got a little cape and everything any experience I gain will be doubled now uh Chester you fly all right come on buddy let's go on some missions together no Chester look I found our first mission buddy stand back pillowters yeah take this Pillager scum you villainous creatures yeah come on get him Chester bite him in their booties yeah oh this is awesome you shall pay for your evil doings take out the Outpost oh now I really feel like a superhero dude just punching down bad guy villain layers take that yeah yeah yeah yeah that's two main guys that's to me that's too many bad guys oh gosh yes be saved Iron Golems oh we're teaming up that's what I'm talking about yeah get em boys all right you've got it from here gentlemen thank you for your service super crafty out I look more like a super porcupine but you know I'm just gonna fly around for a while and farm some points evil goers in a parking lot that can only mean one thing uh I don't know what it means Hooligans I shall teach you a lesson take this Hooligans all right oh gosh oh gosh they're multiplying wow that's a cool magic trick you got there Chester why don't you use that when fighting bad guys man I could use 10 Jesters it's time my friends for the laser vision I should not be trusted with laser vision oh gosh how do I stop it how do I stop it oh my okay okay relax stop relax wow I hear there's an evil lair inside of this mountain oh yeah wow that's incredible dude take this evil Mountain whoa laser vision attack yeah dude oh my goodness well I don't see an evil layer let's take this to the caves hello zombie boys boom all the laser eyes are an incredible power dude let me grab some of these diamonds yes thank you thank you very much we've vanquished evil oh my goodness that's so powerful but we're not powerful enough the restoring hands heart oh how cute I can use it to restore buildings and also uh make things grow what's that little piggy you don't have nearly enough oxygen I got you buddy there we are he's sniffing the flower ah don't worry piggy I'll grab it for you oh god there you go pig word flowers for everyone I Mr Green saving the world one tree at a time I like it don't you worry Mr Lonely tree I'll make some friends up here for you there we go Chester why are you looking at me like that bro oh looks like Chester is hunting for a mission or maybe he's hungry for donuts I can't always tell but we can unlock a ruined Town coordinates looks like we gotta go fix up a town come on Chester oh my goodness look at this place dude what happened oh my goodness it might be time for a battle oh I hear screaming don't worry buddy I'll help you okay if I use my restoring hands here ah that just fixes the place right up Andy's got a job and everything oh yeah right the giant evil monster outside oops sorry my bad Chester don't look at me like that hey back up monster I'm trying to fix this guy's door I just broke there we go I will Vanquish you monster laser eyes oh my it's not doing any damage to him come on man super speed attack yeah okay nope that doesn't do anything either oh gosh what am I supposed to do here man well I do know how to fix these houses there we go let me fix up these houses and then I'll deal with the bad guy all right that house is good be fixed oh man look at that half door all right there we go looking good yeah much better yeah the town is town in stored all right let's go let's go deal with that bad guy laser eyes yeah there we go take that monster I found his weakness guys it's his toes yeah yeah crushed him Mr Crimson Dragon said I'd be Invincible Mr Crimson Dragon ah he must be the main boss guy you know what that means Chester we're gonna have to take on a dragon I know you're excited about that Chester's got Vengeance in his eyes they didn't like take out his family or anything but uh they did say not very nice things about Chester's mother so you know worthy of being destroyed no one makes fun of Mama Chester It's Time come on Chester buddy let's get some upgrades all right can you stop doing that Chester it's freaking me out that's too many of you okay that's better I like Chester but uh yeah what's good enough with me unless we're talking about the get em boys T-shirt with you on it then uh yeah five Chesters is just right oh all right we could buy a regeneration heart that'll be nice keep my hearts nice and high no death for your boy we could also buy this sidekick heart that sounds cool don't mind if I do oh I've got psychic powers ew I'm holding a purple brain oh guys check this out I can levitate mobs you're coming with me creeper although don't get too close I like my body unexploded and now fly yeah yeah got him oh this is a cool Power hello chicken you're covered with me buddy boy hi chicken look how fast you can fly I believe I can fly oh wait hold on I got a dumb idea I know I should probably be using my powers for good but this is really funny come on pickle and they say pigs would never fly don't worry Chester I'm not replacing you oops sorry I dropped him my bad ah he's all right he lived in water bad guys hiding in their evil lair welcome to the sun oh no that's awesome tell me where your boss is tell me where they keep the others where were you on the night of the 21st don't worry cow I'll place you gently and so roughly on top of this tree ah cow tree nope stay up there buddy stay up there it's for your own good it's almost night time there could be monsters anywhere look monster that's right you get skeleton smack smack smack oh this is silly all right I'm out we should have plenty of experience to buy our next heart oh the ice breath oh and our next mission is a villainous volcano Chester's excited about it hold on first before we go to a volcano let me master my ice power shall we oh snap I just right clicked to create like oh look at me I'm Frozone where's my super suit I will single-handedly fix global warming oh sorry that's my bad sorry squid oh gosh well that's on me dude freeze tree frozen tree yeah ah the perfect place to use a power like this the nether ah that is so cool literally freeze nether ouch the nether is fighting back freeze never you see guys maybe now Santa will come that's why everybody's mad in the nether Santa doesn't want to visit it too hot it's like uh Texas our last mission the volcano coordinates here goes nothing and here we are oh my goodness this is no ordinary volcano dude hello there are some bad guys here oh hello Mr mob I like your suit looking quite fancy what are your evil plans tell me what your plans are oh I dropped him my bad ow hey stop it you take this evil monsters yeah he's chilling see ya oh my goodness what's happening here dude don't worry I shall use my ice breath on it and it looks like there's some villagers in those caves there don't worry boys I'll get you out of there give me just a second here let me eat some refreshing mint gum and then just breathe on this for a second there we go oh sorry boys oh no oh no uh they seem fine in there it's cool Sorry boys I did not know that was a part of my Powers there we go just set you gently down right there oh no he's fine right he's fine hey have no fear crafty is here he's happy in there man there we go two down one to go yeah oh that gave me a bunch of superhero points you've stopped my plans long enough crafty if you think you're strong enough come fight me in the end sir are we ready for the cell for 1 million super experience we've got the million power level heart let's do it yeah a bikini but you know at least now me and my sidekick match each other oh and I have a million Hearts as well check out my heart bar my arm Cottage is disconnected from its socket but it's it's cool let's do this oh snap here we are you become powerful crafty but not powerful enough to stop me from destroying the world that's what you think Crimson Dragon hey yeah laser eyes God I'm so strong I'll take you out with a stick yeah oh gosh Chester's multiplied again all right well perfect timing come on Chesters Let's Take on the Dragon one last one boom it's Dragon Time come on Crimson Dragon ow all right you think it's so cool because you can fly do you have laser eyes yeah go go go go go oh my gosh he's fast this is what you get for tormenting all those innocent villagers come on a little more yeah yeah we've done it baby I could have done it without you uh 70 Chesters I guess the world is saved in time to retire my crafty senses are tingling come on Chester off to our next adventure

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Id: jp-DZVz_570

Length: 14min 23sec (863 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 04 2023