Minecraft but I Gain 1 BILLION Hearts

today I'm not just reaching 1 000 Hearts not just a million but one billion Hearts now this won't be easy it's actually going to be pretty hard and what better way to do it than to love pretty little flowers yeah thank you for the love thank you for the love oh I know I know I'm fabulous even grass loves me every block I break drops hearts and also I can go into my shop portal and now I can buy some useful helpful items the heart valve oh Chester you're a little expensive buddy but I'll come back for you I can use this valve to pump parts out of the water yes thank you very much suck up those hearts delicious you got any leaks around here got any leaky faucets I could help with oh no the well is overflowing don't worry boys call me Mario cause I'm your plumber for today there you are all good is new all right let's make our next heart upgrade oh a heart monitor Don't Mind If I Do dude every step I take I get a free heart nah now we're making progress hold on Cupid's bow I gotta do some laps real quick there we go and Cupid's bow acquired oh dude this bow is actually awesome not only does it damage Mobs with love what did I love you too hard yes Story of My Life can you uh love the Subscribe button a little too hard too but also I gotta be careful while I do this I can Squat and then shoot the arrow all right you're good now go cows and now they find love Gregory don't be nervous buddy get in there and there they go we've made ourselves a tiny little cow well I mean I wasn't a part of it I just was there to set him up you know Mr Golem wanna find love there you go buddy Mr Golem you want to love me dude yeah okay okay sorry sorry and love for you and love for you oh my gosh I get a hundred hearts for doing that yeah get them oh my gosh oh oh my goodness they just made like 70 babies dog wow wow I only get 100 hearts for that how about you skeletons would you like to find love yes love each other boys what's next for US ah yes the heart doctor I'm just holding a little man in my hand not quite as cute and fluffy as the crafty plushie available on craftydots to work welcome to life Mr doctor I like your glasses are they real or are you like a doctor or a hipster oh cool looks like when I right click them dude look at that it heals all mobs in the nearby area and then I get Hearts based on how much healing it does why are you stand so close to me what are you judging me because I don't have a PhD I got GED that counts right I've got a bit of an idea it's a little bit of a dumb one but doctor follow me buddy bones are snapped that's what I'm looking for okay now that I have a bucket I shall collect some lava and now my master plan is complete yo doctor are you underground buddy you doing all right okay well he found an abandoned mine shaft what's up buddy how did you get stuck in there you might be book smart doc but I am Street Smart oh gosh what's up Mr brain eater all right doc get ready to heal this is my master plan light a mob on fire no no walk in the fire walk in the lava okay well uh this master plane is not working as well as I thought it would oh gosh doc dude all right all right come here doc get ready get ready okay doc get ready and heal him there we go heal him keep healing them keep healing them yes it's working crushing it I'm not gonna call it a perfect success but I did get 6 000 Hearts from that so good job Mr doctor let's buy ourselves the heartbeat as well as the hospital oh what this item sold out oh it just sold out I'm dumb I was like oh what is sold out mean what's the put on that one don't judge me I haven't had my coffee well the drum beats real cool so if I place him down oh my gosh come one come all to the heart rave the iron golems in on it too wow that was incredible so as you saw the drum beat attracts mobs to it for some reason and when they touch it I get a bunch of hearts look at him go man I like hearts they make me fart I don't know oh I've got a pretty ingenious way to use this but first let's put down our Hospital shall we just in case one of your 87 children breaks a wing or something all right this looks like a good spot for the hospital oh my hello Janet how are you Dr Hart's very excited the hospital's nice because I get passive Hearts just by having this place open oh my goodness I get 40 Hearts every second dude the hospital's open come on in you have a sore throat you have a sore toe you heard too many of my puns you hit the Subscribe button too hard there's so many guys the entrance is over here oh dying well if there's anywhere ironically to suffocate I guess a hospital is a pretty good one doctor you made a friend what's up librarian buddy shall I hook you up Mr doctor Love Is in the Air up well Dr Hart doesn't feel love not into Librarians I know I know it's hard to get a read on him looks like we could buy an ambulance or a cardio but I've got something cuter in mind Chester welcome to the world buddy boy uh yeah Chester I'm over here dude hey oh gosh he's got those uh nice yellow Jar Jar Binks eyes again what have they done to my boy have some hearts there you go oh man I love this bow dude come on gentlemen it's time to enact my secret plan you like totems well I turned all 75 mobs into totems check it out available now on the Minecraft Marketplace I have no idea if this is gonna work or not step one of the plan set the Trap yeah step two of the plan call the bad guys yeah dude it's working great oh my gosh doctor doctor heal him yeah okay that's giving me a lot of Hearts I think Chester got excited about the B2 Chester we talked about this dude got why why the beep wasn't even playing doctor get ready dude heal up doctor keep going keep going sir encore yeah that works great oh gosh okay okay ah they made a baby zombie I did not think that was gonna work all right all right all right I'm leaving I'm leaving let's buy our ambulance and let's buy the borrow Hearts it's a little less ominous than stealing Arts huh let's try it out yeah oh my goodness I loved the grass into dirt oh it's back okay I see so I just borrowed some hearts from it but it grows back it's just like bad haircuts can I borrow some light from you cows is that fine are you guys okay you're cool no animals were harmed in the making of this video hey let's try out this ambulance shall we if I run into mobs I just check them right into the hospital what's that a broken leg I got you buddy Mr Chicken you've got a broken wing I'll get you covered buddy there you go creeper apparently they had some stomach aches make sense when you swallow TNT I guess let's get ourselves the heart attack oh my gosh I'm very fast heck yeah dude all right well this gives me an incredible amount of speed so that's good oh my goodness it also upgrades my heart monitor now every block I step gives me 100 Hearts holy cow and the last power up oh gosh ouch let's find a nearby Outpost hello boys I'm here to love you yeah dude check out this sword I slash him with love and they explode into Hearts yeah there you go take this I have 250 000 Hearts what's up man you shoot first all right my turn oh dummies are resistant to my love yeah oh my word this gives me so much Hearts man I'm almost at half a million all right let's get to half a million bunch of upgrades at once running around spreading love run ah oh sorry sorry heart doctor that that that's just you all right that'll do it we're not gonna get a billion billion just by chilling here for a couple of days but let's not question it it's time for the heart of Steel oh man they're getting expensive 700 000 oh man well maybe I won't get a couple upgrades but I think this will be pretty cool hello boys I just right clicked with it it launches up these hearts and boom boom Oh man yeah uh that that was a little much sorry Mr Golem I got you buddy all right well he seems to be just fine it's time to take out their headquarters now this is more like it you're ready Chester I don't think he knows what's going on heart attack oh my goodness I clicked it too many times oh oh my gosh dude well that gave me almost a million Hearts just right there well I certainly would count that Mansion destroyed now we're moving into the big guns here let's buy the heart grower the next one's at 2.5 million oh my gosh heart grower please be awesome what the heck Queen of Hearts I think heart doctor is in love oh never mind uh doctor that's just me with wings on okay well all right now you want the Queen of Hearts okay okay Dr Hart was simping on me for a second I mean understandably I look pretty cute in Wings let's try out our grower shall we oh wow all right I'm big I'm a big bully okay well I gained Hearts by running I break blocks wherever I run oh my goodness I can take out an entire Mansion just by running into it take that Mansion now we're getting somewhere dude kids eat your veggies giant crafty does too numb numb oh my gosh look at this little tiny Army you guys aren't so scary oh gosh you guys are starting to get scary oh oh my goodness all right apparently my heart grower has a cool down get him Heart Of Steel attack oh Man Kaboom yeah dude that's incredible L.A I'm so glad you made it out alive have some love little buddy and you too Mr Chicken oh gosh what have I done can they crossbreed I don't wanna ask all right doctor it's your time let's buy the Heart of Gold it's beautiful oh my gosh I've made a mess over here beautiful dude so this allows me to fly now which is cool sorry guys leaving here hello doctor he's really excited about this look at him and show chill doctor Whoa man dude okay if I right click I zoom forward and I break the blocks in front of me yeah it's like a more concentrated flying version of my previous power yeah oh my gosh I can use it to go all the way down dude is that a deep dark can I break bedrock yeah oh can't break bedrock bummer take this you foul Warden and your scariness how many hearts I've got 11 million okay this is working great we're getting up there dude let's buy the Queen of Hearts oh snap hello Queen how are you meet the doctor doctor do you not like the queen dude he only likes me with the wings I mean I get it I can't help it I'm beautiful oh my gosh you throw something just now what did you just throw oh you throw exploding health potions she multiplies my Hospital output look at how many hearts I'm getting now and vaporizes Hostile Mobs so uh thanks I guess oh my gosh regardless we're getting a lot of Hearts it's time for an upgrade come on my new Queen let's buy our ice oh M the floor is yours my queen oh she just dropped a health potion over there whoa all right those health potions are explosive 25 million it's time let's buy the ice cold heart is this gonna be another destructive one Queen can you not explode the roof dude all right let's get out of the shop oh this one's actually wholesome dude could use it to snow oh that's so cute I love it but not only that I can use it on a village to give them presents I'm like the little angel Santa all right Queen please don't explode all our friends okay hello villager buddies I have a present for you my friends it's snow Yeah it hasn't snowed in the savannah for a while look it's dropping little presents Dr Hart are you why are you opening all their presents dude doctor save it for the villagers man there you go boys get them yeah I get so many hearts when they pick up the presents Dr Hart stop dude this is not for you Doctor stop it all right we're gonna leave a lot of presents and we're gonna fly far away so Dr Hart can't steal them all I think I did it too I've got three billion Hearts who knew it would be the gift of giving and uh in Dr Hart's case uh stealing it's time to spend a billion Hearts heartbreak the world oh my let's try this out in a blast safe Zone here shall we yeah oh gosh oh my goodness it's a heart meteor I'm sorry Earth it's not you it's me and Bob does it make a little like heart-shaped explosion hold on I need I need a better view of this it's so it's so ominous all right and [Music] and fiery firing heart if I use the Cupid's bow on you will you like And subscribe thanks for watching and we'll see you next time

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Id: _oA60L-uMb0

Length: 14min 1sec (841 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 18 2023