Minecraft but I can Hire my Clones

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my clones are in Minecraft and they'll have absolutely Bonkers Powers I can hire these handsome fellows to shoot exploding hamburgers spawn giant mob stampedes drop flaming meteors and much much more check this out dude with my magical fingers boom I can break blocks to collect diamonds let me just grab a couple more of this and now we can head into our shop oh it's a little crafty shop look at that all right clones I'm ready for you our first clone is the cardboard crafty ah yes high five looking good looking handsome all right Mystic clone let's see what you got you place that little card for always it gonna explode oh it explodes into diamonds nice dude I like oh well he had a short well-lived life come back to life me boy ah looking good man I am not bored even though you're a cardboard yeah yeah keep going buddy oh no he's gone all right I like him what's next what you got Mr cartoon crafty well now we're talking high five I just punched him with his own face Chester what's up Chester don't worry buddy I'll come back oh it's a crafty Chester hold on only one clone at a Time cartoon crafty what you got my boy uh he's looking a little confused you all right my man what's going on is he just confused is that his old Power I'm confused why you're confused oh he drops Diamond anvils on Hostile Mobs hold on gotta go find some bad guys hello any bad guys I can squish hi zombie boy all right cartoon crafty let's see what you got oh my goodness Go cartoon crafty go oh it explodes into a bunch of diamonds too I like cartoon crafty Brave there's a gathering of creepers they're coming that exploded me charge gold cardboard crafty attack all right all right oh gosh get him cartoon crafty you're awesome man I like that power all right 250 diamonds what's our next clone oh a junk food crafty looking good looks like you're about to barf up a burger at me or something are your legs made out of chocolate he just Falls in lava just makes some glorious hot cocoa come here boy let's see what you got yes dude he shoots out exploding Burgers let's see what you got oh my goodness they exploded in diamonds of course they do go for go Burger crafty take out that evil grass yes oh my goodness I'm already in 500 diamonds as well this is my favorite way to mine exploding hamburgers go Burger boy yeah yeah and a whole new meaning yo Mr crafty clone can I get one of those Burgers my favorite toppings are pickles onions and explosions wait should probably find some food that you know doesn't explode hello boys here you go free diamonds for you all where are you going why uh are you walking on water what are you crafty Jesus your iron go oh wow what's up Iron Golem I mean you're pretty good at protecting but do you drop anvils on mobs I didn't think so let me grab some food here it's time ah we can't quite afford our crafty Chester just yet but we can buy a realistic crafty dude you look stinkin awesome man I can't wait to see what you do these Skins are great dude you guys look awesome but they're not just in my world they can be in your world too I'm throwing a costume party and you can dress up as me with the crafty season 4 skin pack 15 all new skins based on your favorite videos available now on the Minecraft Marketplace all right what the heck where am I now oh I'm in a little mine shaft realistic crafty What secrets do you have for me oh gosh there's bad guys in here yo cartoon crafty it's your time my boy smack em yeah go junk food Hearts take them out or or take out the wall that works too oh there's quite a few bad guys in here hold on I want to use this realistic crafty apparently he Minds oh goodness he Minds the whole wall I'm just here to mine don't mind me boys look at him go man I like all the blocks fall too and the blocks fall so realistically and then he evaporates into nothing very realistically oh cartoon crafty go protect me cartoon crafty we gotta mine go go go go I love his pickaxes man this looks so cool more diamonds more diamonds oh gosh bad guys get em boys yeah yeah nice job hamburger boy I'll call you Hamburger Helper what's that that's trademark all right well I could call you like what the king of burgers you're my Burger King wait that's a big boy that's a big boy I know my skin is made of diamonds but I don't really want to be mined no thank you no thank you wait a thousand diamonds it's time my beautiful crafty Chester buddy look at you dude all right he's got a little gold tooth just like your boy I ate a little too much junk food back in the day let's get them Chester unlocked what's up buddy no you got c's for eyes just like Daddy or not dead or next is the nether crafty I gotta know what you do dude but hold on Chester let's go multiply some diamonds cartoon crafty attack yeah so now every time we get diamonds Chester multiplies it by two so this will make it nice and easy get him dude wait wait hold on go Chester attack there is something Chester Chester attack Chester no no that's not what I'm looking it's fine it's fine he hasn't learned how to attack yet let's get ourselves some diamonds wait can I plant oh I can plant multiple realistic crafties dude all right cartoon crafty you keep our six safe go go go go go go the realistic miners will do all the work for us yeah man let's go uh stop stop no no no no no thank you 7 000 that should do it uh portal you're kind of stuck in the okay let's get him the touch to Nether crafty let's do it dude oh he expl oh my gosh whoa dude he turns the world into nether then shoots out these explosions Chester Chester oh gosh you're right buddy you're right buddy uh in the water in the water buddy in the water buddy okay well wait wait do you turn water into lava let's see what you do oh you turn into obsidian oh it's fine I didn't like living anyways yeah go dude look at it look I can punch Flames to knock them over because of realistic crafty that's so funny 11 000 diamonds we can afford our hacker crafty oh snap if you haven't noticed already all of these Skins are based off of previous videos if you can name all of the videos in the comments uh you deserve uh cookie or something I don't know or maybe an exploding Burger they're explosive but quite delicious all right hacker crafty let's see what you got my man okay he's doing some hacking please don't have me explode what happened oh yeah it's raining diamonds hallelujah it's raining Diamonds oh my that gives so many diamonds dude the Chester oh yeah Chester's excited look at him or maybe he's just getting pelted by you know literal diamonds raining diamonds is good for your bank account but a little rough on the forehead oh gosh don't hit me don't kill me beautiful diamonds dodge dodge them all ow ow glorious hey hey don't steal my diamonds dude hey Chester Chester this is a good guy please don't eat baby Frank okay I know I know you're so upset about it cardboard crafty it's your time go my Army of cardboard go oh my goodness look at it it's a surprise party for me it's like the worst Fourth of July ever you know I'm talking about like the little tiny fireworks great job my man I'm proud of you okay well down to the abyss you go each time superhero crafty let's see what you got my boy I like your bandana you look like a superhero raccoon dude look at your house ABS man your muzzle can't quite tell if that's a cape or you got a bad sunburn but regardless let's see what your powers are super hero crafty let's go my man save the village look at him go is it a bird is it a plane no it's super crafty okay well he's gone come on super crafty Save The Village yeah boy looks like he flies around and breaks blocks I might have to take him to like a villains Lair or something I know just the one there it is the myth of the Bedrock bubbles uh they're still working on their evil villain name superhero crafty it's your time to shine I'm not talking about your glistening muscles I'm talking about saving everybody hello evil bubble boys I've brought a friend oh gosh robot skeletons get up Chester he's still learning come on man look punch him just like this uh eat him or something come on you got this you got this okay you don't got this superhero crafty go yeah destroy their bubbly Lair okay we got a bunch of superheroes we can just keep placing them down yeah and then we'll use cartoon crafty to take out the bad guys come on cartoon crafty get em yes yes superhero crafty go okay okay okay it's working pretty well but we might need more backup come on Chester let's hire some more clones the hunted crafty come on man you've been recruited let's take out this villain layer out spawn camping rude go buddy go I don't know what you do but oh oh my goodness I don't know what just happened he just exploded oh my goodness he just exploded his whole place hunted crafty let's see you again go buddy oh snap he just explodes all the blocks into diamonds wow yep I would call this layer pretty much officially exploded to destroy the entrance yes that'll show those bubbly bad boys we got him oh my oh my oh no oh crafty take care of this guy he's still alive cartoon crafting help me out yeah dude those Diamond anvils are so powerful man feels good dude all right 130 000 Diamonds the question is does that give us enough money for our next one yes it does the giant crafty oh look at a little crafty oh look at him reminds me of the crafty plushie so cute so snuggly and available now at crafty dot store hey yeah let's go dude sends out giant mobs that destroys anything in their way all right giant yes man I have never seen a pig run through a mountain but I have today that was awesome go again shoot out a giant pig yes take out that mountain hold on superhero crafty you're cool and all but do you send out giant oh cow yeah destroy that evil lair go go the mobs fight back against the bubble monsters all right well I'll call this Lair officially destroyed let's get out of here Chester this power is incredible dude yes get him piggy go oh I'm sorry horse he's a little confused oh my gosh look at him go dude it's not a sneak attack it's a sheep attack oh my word I'm already at 600 000 diamonds it's time for our next upgrade oh my goodness dimensional crafty oh this is my favorite skin so far this one I'll be wearing in my personal Minecraft world for sure oh that skin is awesome too the wizard crafty oh what skin would you wear in your world one of us one of us one of us throws mini black holes that's my second favorite kind of black hole gold dimensional crafty he looks awesome oh my get away Chester run don't get sucked into the black hole Chester wow that was incredible dude it made a perfect sphere or uh perfect in Minecraft standards at least Chester I'm so glad you survived evil nether go back to the darkness from Once you came boom my goodness it just destroys oh no it sucks up mobs into it it destroys everything in its path except for lava lava's chilling he's he's fine Chester you're ready Chester come here you ready to use our powers for good come on dimensional crafty let's take out the most inconveniently located Outpost of all time go go yeah yes oh gosh I'm gonna die yeah oh my goodness it took out the Pillager Outpost in one fail swoop hi the only remains of that Outpost that tiny little block up there we did a good deed today oh gosh oh gosh they're mad they're mad they're mad rightfully so all right we've made it that was awesome man I almost felt bad that was the coolest looking Outpost of all time whoops tight all right Chester you ready for more clones we can now afford our level up crafty look at it man this guy's awesome spawns magma meteors what is he flinging spaghetti meatballs what's that meteors or something from space and not from the kitchen okay well the more you know the more you know let's see what you got Mr level up crafty oh goodness the ground shaking oh here's the meteor run Chester OH oh my oh my goodness is it gonna explode all the way down to bedrock dude oh gosh Chester you're right you're right wow wow it's destruction if I've ever seen it and here we see a naturally generated pimple from the earth I think it's time to pop it oh gosh I used the wrong guy oh my bad my bad thanks for clearing the way realistic crafty let's pop that pimple dude oh oh my guacamole Batman well consider it officially popped hey and that my friend is a million diamonds our final clone the wizard crafty the most powerful of them all out you poked me with your staff is it a beard or is it chest hair we will never know all right come with me Wizard crafty let's do this let's see those magical powers whoa oh my goodness that is awesome he shoots out this magical blast that just decimates the world oh my goodness wow that's powerful apparently he also locks onto the dragon as well uh oh my goodness did you see that dude he just summoned okay well now I see I was like do I gotta go to the Nether and get ender pearls and stuff nope Wizards crafty magic is beyond our words yep I just noticed his beard only goes down to his chin uh I think the beard on his chest is his chest hair long enough to braid it's where all wizards wisdom comes from their chest hair let's do this so Chester's excited it's the final clone come on Wizard crafty show us what you got yeah oh there it goes and hit him oh goodness gracious oh it took about one hit take that Dragon you can't stand a chance against the Clones I shall launch them all in celebration yes oh no oh no oh gosh the web get all these skins and more in your very own Minecraft world the link is in the description bye everybody
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Channel: Craftee
Views: 2,548,320
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Keywords: minecraft, minecraft but, new minecraft, craftee, craft, crafter, crafty, crafting, crafting recipe, crafting in minecraft, minecraft update, survival, how to survive, caves and cliffs, caves and cliffs update, new minecraft channel, diamonds, ender dragon, fastest diamonds, custom, diamond, emeralds, clone, minecraft clone, minecraft clones, minecraft but clone, minecraft buy, minecraft store, minecraft meme, meme, memes
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Length: 16min 28sec (988 seconds)
Published: Wed Feb 22 2023
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