Minecraft but I Survive 1,000,000 Days

I'm gonna survive for one million days in Minecraft I have access to timestones clocks and even time machines with him can I survive one million days in Minecraft I don't know I haven't filmed a video yet it's the intro man and here we are beginning our journey on day Zero smacking some wood and getting some splinters you know it'd be nice to not be homeless for a million days so uh we'll get ourselves some starting items ah yes hard rock my favorite material and genre of music and we'll pick some pretty flowers as well and also old company hey I got a diamond some gold some food and a saddle piggy let's ride into battle I love you can ride pigs you want to watch me count to a million one two three four needless to say I wasted most of my time on day one looking muscly Mr Golem and then I watch the sunset on day one it's beautiful it's beautiful sunset oh also totally forgot to build a house so I did that real quick home sweet home I guess so I spent the night adding some color to My Little Shack I ate my first real meal and made a new shiny tool with the diamond I totally didn't steal it is it's sunny it's shining good morning day two ah the sun is shining the villagers are making out and there's some fresh food for me to munch on I wouldn't call this like the most progress I've made in a day but now that we're one day in I can head into our shop portal and I can spend my one day to buy a comfy bed it might be a little small for me there we are my glorious bed let's sleep in it shall we ah good night I mean we are oh my goodness guys I think I just slept for 24 hours okay I'm sleeping and yep every time I sleep a whole day passes oh ah now that my friends is a power nap all right so I could just sleep all day now and just Farm days I'm already a day 10. I've slept for 10 days straight I did feel a little lazy sleeping for over a week straight so I spent the day Gathering some items to spruce up my house a little bit ouch ouch right breathing breathing's good and I spent the next day making a pretty sick house you know at least for crafty standards and check it out the home is done crafty spruced up home get it because I use Spruce logs got a bed some flowers apparently Jeremy the roommate who just loves that door over there not too shabby huh all right well that's enough progress for now it's time to make the days go by just a little faster let's buy a hypnotic clock Jeremy you're getting sleepy oh this clock can help you skip time but be careful it might make you hungry okay uh Jeremy this might feel a little weird buddy and let's use it okay oh two days oh my gosh and ten days pass just like that there's two more oh yeah now we're talking there we go keep going keep going are 50 days and I'm dying of starvation all right and Jeremy is still chilling there messing with the door oh you figured it out buddy nice job it only took you a month but he learned how to open it oh gosh and uh looks like we got a second roommate what's up buddy they're multiplying all right let's see what we can purchase for 50 days I can buy a farming season this is kind of maniacal looking is that a word that's a word right literally just spent a month and a half of my life on this I hope it was worth it check this out I can use it to fast forward time and grow craps faster nice look at those craps grow that's actually really satisfying looking man oh my goodness I'm already in 100 days I don't know if Diamond skin gets wrinkles but uh well you're looking pretty fresh there buddy very nice very nice why wait on food when you can fast forward life grow little crap scroll nah they grow up so fast literally oh I can also use it as a weapon well all right I know where to use this on nah I'm just kidding not an outpost hello boys yeah oh my goodness take this yeah yeah it just one shots of uh turns him into I don't know evaporates them I guess hey boyos I'm home what's up Jeremy well I guess Jeremy lives here now I'm gonna give him a little bed here there you go buddy what's the purpose of life without having buddies oh Jeremy that means we can have sleepovers all right let's have a nice old sleepover wow that was a fast sleepover okay let's see what next thing I can buy oh Chester hey he's picking on slumber parties it's a time travel Chester yeah dude I can afford him what's up buddy the amount of days you skip will be doubled that's good and I can right click on Chester to time travel dude this might be the most powerful Chester of all time come on buddy let's head to the Future Jeremy meet Chester Chester Jeremy and two other dudes for some reason all right Chester let's fast oh gosh well he seems to be friendly come on Chester let's head into the future oh dude Chester's fast forwarding the days by like a hundred uh Chester you might want to slow down buddy uh we've already fast forwarded the whole two years okay okay oh two thousand days later I now have five roommates well six if you count Jester nobody's sleeping my bed all right you'll sleep for 24 hours it's kind of weird and Eerie dude it's been years but yet everything looks kind of the same the Sheep's still bad the tree still goes the Bell still Rings oh well I guess that was one change in the last five years now nothing much left to do except travel through time send us to the Future Chester it's officially been 10 years hey Chester we've been friends for a decade already it feels like just five minutes ago we first became acquainted all right let's see what else we can buy we can buy the fabric of time goodness that sounds kind of cool the next item is the medieval times that means we can fast forward to like Knights and uh Kings and the black death and plagues but we don't talk about that but for now we have the fabric of time oh my goodness what's happening whoa whoa chill chill chill hey oh gosh I should have read what this does before I did it watch out no run Jeremy the fabric of time is breaking no it's breaking my house stop stop how do I stop this oh gosh I guess I was ripping the fabric of time weird I don't know how much I like that but I guess there's only so much fast forwarding until things start getting weird well it does Skip time pretty quick so I guess I'll use this just far away from our village almost there hey ten thousand all right my friends we're gonna send this world into our past but our future the Medieval Times got it it cost me ten thousand days goodness yeah all right here we go oh gosh whoa oh dude I think we've made it check it out dude they've got horses and Stables look at their houses man they finally have bricks look at these beautiful beds I mean not quite as nice as my bed my bed I like to sleep for 24 hours straight oh check it out Dude Looks Like the medieval times has a sweet tooth hello hello night villagers who is Jeremy still here well technically like Jeremy's great great great great great grandfather aha here is a castle meant for a king Don't Mind If I Do hello horse looking glorious hey look at that I can be my own Knight is my house still here yes dude I think that's it hey oh my gosh my house is here it certainly has looked better oh well my bed's still looking good my plants have looked better oh man Jeremy was here Jeremy Jr was here Jeremy the third and uh Frank who's Frank well age hasn't done this place very nice but nice to see it still standing all right Chester buddy you ready to spend some time spending time get it yeah all right let's buy having fun I guess time flies when you have fun right okay ready Chester Jeremy Jr Jr Jr are you ready let's have some fun yeah whoa whoa whoa okay okay apparently breaking toes is fun oh I get it time flies when you have fun okay 10 000 days did pass so this is a pretty efficient way to have time passed yeah you ever jump so high that like six years pass no oh my goodness this is ridiculous take me back home oh a little too far yeah well uh sure yeah accelerando sounds like a Harry Potter spell or something accelerando stop stop jumping on my head the beautiful accelerando sounds like the lead of a Spanish romance novel or something it plays music speeds up time and ages mobs oh goodness gracious and fast forward go little ballerinas go look at them dance look at them go hundreds of years just passing in the background that's a long song man oh gosh the zombies are all old now well I guess zombies lose their left arm with old age and again go bodies go dance dance oh gosh they just evaporated I mean to be fair dancing your entire life is not a bad way to live that's uh that's a pretty good life for a zombie I'll tell you that now I'm jealous the zombies can't be the only one having fun oh okay don't have fun in caves good to know onward Chester a million days won't pass on their own well technically they will but just very slowly let's buy modernity modernity oh it's a little crafty cell phone it skips time to the modern day all right Chester let's head on to yeah the modern city do you like parkour do you like video games the arcade parkour map is Awesome video game themed parkour out now on the Minecraft Marketplace what's up business boys Ruby businessman oh emeralds are for the olden days hey stop looking at me like that yeah what are you judging me for wearing a cool old helmet it's an antique man this place is pretty cool is it like a pizza place or something oh tables all right wait here to be seated okay and yo Chester fast forward until they get here all right there we go waiting for a table at a restaurant it's never been easier wait here to be seated I've been here for like three years hello okay they got computers now with a single button wait a second ooh the library yes yes I'd like to read one of your books please ooh the ATM can I have some money please ah man I got no money is my house still here what the heck is this why wait wait parking lot you guys don't even have cars business people am I right ugh well at least the Golems are the same you haven't changed in literally 200 000 years come on Chester let's see what else we can buy cryo chamber is purchased oh there it is the cryo chamber it's like my upgraded bed instead of passing one day it will pass years sailbo cryo chamber send me into the future ten thousand days pass every second oh my goodness ah yes I feel quite refreshed from my 30-year nap everything looks exactly the same all right I'll be back yeah oh it's cold in here wow I feel like I slept for literally a hundred years wait Chester do you hop in this with me or do you just sit by and wait yeah he's time traveling he's good although I might wake up and you're a robot so uh we'll see and yeah 300 000 days okay what's next for us next up the time Stone Chester's excited he's break dancing on my Cranium it jumps forward in time leaving mobs Frozen in place probably shouldn't use that on the villagers let's go find some bad guys hello bad guy and freeze did it freeze freeze wait hold on he froze it was ready to explode and froze oh this is kind of creepy dude just let you know Mr Creeper Man You're Gonna wake up in uh I don't know a couple hundred A Thousand Years yo Chester quick stamp a photo of us together ah say cheese Mr creep got a pretty bomb photo though freeze Mr villagers yeah holds your business okay business halts for no man I guess what's that you guys are tired of working and want to retire I got you boys there you go we'll just fast forward some of those boring working years you know where you spend time with your children and make a living and stuff and yeah you're an emerald oh I see summer ruby summer emeralds uh you guys look exactly the same well come on Chester there's no time to lose but there is time to spend we can buy the time machine yeah let's see where we'll end up or should I say when we'll end up okay well let's hit some buttons and wish for the best oh Hold On Tight Chester we're zooming through time whoa oh my goodness what oh no oh no not good not good oh no dude okay well looks like uh at some point of the future the nether starts taking over Robo piglin oh oh what happened to the business boys Chester I don't like the future man I regret everything no no no no no no no no no Chester come on buddy okay okay time machine is safe I don't like this man not that the future was gonna be awesome well should we just wait these guys out oh wait a second I can use accelerando I can make them old dance Robo pigs Dance all right all right maybe that'll wear them out uh do robots get old do their mother drives fall apart come on okay okay looks like we fried their hard drive this is not looking good man well only one thing to do now to head deeper into the future well I guess we can escape into the black hole time dilation or something maybe this will fix everything yeah okay there you go just just send everything back in time little buddy oh gosh I may have made mistakes oh look at it go yeah it's sucking up all the nether blocks as well as all the other blocks uh wait a second can I jump into it hold on yeah okay oh my goodness this is horrifying well it did say something about it being like a a dimension right take me into the dimension oh my I'm here I'm here I'm here where the heck am I dude I guess I'm in the Deep future I'm almost at a million blocks oh no is this the village dude all the buildings are destroyed there's no life anywhere to be seen just this skeletal Dragon you're the cause of all this this destruction is your fault Mr Dragon oh gosh I don't really have anything to kill him I can have fun on him so hard uh accelerando go he's flying backwards always getting sucked into the black hole take that Mr Dragon corrupting the world in the future yeah buddy all right well uh I think that noise is good right that means the dragon's been taken out oh this place smells horrible there's no life anywhere it's a Barren Wasteland Chester buddy we can't let the World be Barren and lifeless I do have an idea yo does your nose happen to go backwards I have a plan it's working it's working whoa hold up Minecraft but there's custom Hearts uh Chester I think we went back a little too far send us forward uh Chester are we dead oh yes Chester I think we did it buddy

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Length: 16min 0sec (960 seconds)

Published: Tue May 02 2023